How about the competition gardener? You know, the guy who'll grow hydrangeas the size of a pumpkin and explain in exact detail the 307 reasons why your flowers died.

@lindav6164

2 жыл бұрын

Most under rated comment

@Amcsae

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@NWednesdayQuansah

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AlbertaRose94

2 жыл бұрын

Because he will get 3007 comments from Gardeners who resemble the sketch and resent being mocked.

@scarlettlittman6941

2 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked 🤣 but you underwatered 🤷🏻‍♀️

That “that should be enough, right?” mulch joke is underrated. It always ends up looking like a light garnish or a wood chip snowdrift.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

Hah! Sad but true. Most people buy three bags of chips when they really need a pallet of them. Then they're mad because the weeds spring right back through the little skimpy half-inch layer they spread out. It actually takes 4-6 inches of mulch to really do you much good for weed control. And that's going to shrink down to maybe an inch or two thick in a couple years. Pro Tip: lay down three or four layers of cardboard first before the mulch.

@johnnygunz2300

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 good idea on the cardboard.... I got Amazon boxes coming out my ears!

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnygunz2300 cardboard is the secret weapon. It'll keep those weeds down better than thin mulch, at least for a year or so. By then the weeds have very often died off and can't come back. There will still be weed seeds in the ground though, so keep it heavily mulched. In a year or maybe two the cardboard breaks down and just becomes more soil.

@cellamuert

2 жыл бұрын

Cut the bag along the seam and lay it out. You can cover that much area with one bag. Can even leave the bag in the ground as some weed protection

@moresoysauce5489

2 жыл бұрын

The ungodly amount of much required to fill a small area...mulching is my hell

Don’t forget the perfectionist senior citizen. My grandma had to have the perfect English garden with hedge rows and roses.

@icac6122

Жыл бұрын

Class.

@susiefairfield7218

Жыл бұрын

Florida breeds their own special one of those lol

@ferretyluv

Жыл бұрын

Ironic because the perfect English garden is supposed to look naturalistic and imperfect compared to a French garden.

“AND YOURS TOO, DEREK! We share the same water table” 😂

@Vera-kh8zj

2 жыл бұрын

best bit, in my opinion.

The survivalist's son being named "Chevy" had me wheezing

We still missed the "scientist" garden who is constantly doing PH tests on his soil and has a solar weather station and salinity tester and automated moisture sensor springer irrigation and the whole thing is run by a 20 year old laptop in his green house. And for what he can't test himself he sends off soil samples to a lab, just to make sure no lead or mercury has gotten in there in the last 6 months since he last tested it.

@freedomdude5420

Жыл бұрын

That sounds like me.🤣

@jennypulczinski7204

Жыл бұрын

Yup! I just wanted to get a few tips for my compost heap when I put too much grass clippings on it, and I got video after video of people with thermometers and 3-bin (or more) systems telling me my compost had to be at least so many degrees and I had to turn it every day and fork it into the next bin, etc, etc. Compost is not that much work, guys! lol!

@michaelashbrook3195

Жыл бұрын

@@jennypulczinski7204 if you still need an answer for this, too much green matter add in brown matter. Dried leaves or any other dry plant (hay and peastraw work as well). You want about a 50/50 mix of green to brown. Compost is so easy and yet youtubers make it out to be the hardest thing ever with all this daily work. You really want a piss easy compost, turn it once a month and let nature do its thing.

@rockjockchick

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@rockjockchick

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelashbrook3195 right?!

“Don’t get rid of it, Pickle it” Is the golden rule of the mid south

@MisstressMourtisha

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@toosense

Жыл бұрын

Amen.

@mechadoggy

Жыл бұрын

2:24

Many people have no idea how flammable a christmas tree is. Its a wild show!

@alisondodge3809

2 жыл бұрын

That part got me. We did this recently and the flames went higher than the house!!

@HukkelberryPies

2 жыл бұрын

My family used to burn our trees on the beach on new years day. They go up so fast and hot it makes you wonder about having one in your house. We'd also sometimes burn one that had some sort of flame retardant on it which would just make a huge plume of thick green smoke. Good times

@Stettafire

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, pines are crazy on the fire

@MisstressMourtisha

2 жыл бұрын

For real they're like dynamite

@lelleithmurray235

2 жыл бұрын

A real,dried out tree? YES! It goes up like,WHOOSH!

You missed the Permaculture Gardener who turns their whole lawn into a food forest.

@druid_zephyrus

2 жыл бұрын

Uagh my dream. Grass is such a waste of space

@loreleihayden454

2 жыл бұрын

He's stuck in the middle overlap of the Venn Diagram between the Hippy and the Survivalist. He'll get here eventually, he's just busy figuring out what the hell to use squash blossoms for.

@thepioneerdiet7195

2 жыл бұрын

Thats me 🤣😅🤣

@m.z.593

2 жыл бұрын

Aka canadian permaculture legacy?

@lepidlover0557

2 жыл бұрын

@@druid_zephyrus Agreed. When I own a house, instead of a food forest, I want to convert the entire lawn into a Bird and Butterfly Garden 🦋🦜

The first Gardner that I thought of, was the guy that wasn’t in this video. I’m speaking of course, of the retired guy with nothing better to do. Cuts his lawn every other day. Always adding another flower bed. Always adding another landscaping project. “Hey Mike, how come you’re taking out that tree? Didn’t you plant it last year?” “Yeah, but it doesn’t go with the new native wildflowers I’m putting in” “😏 okay mike, just hit your little necklace panic button if ya get heat stroke again.”

@sasachiminesh1204

2 жыл бұрын

but is there really anything 'better to do?'

@rich4501

2 жыл бұрын

@@sasachiminesh1204 Everyone is different I guess. I can’t understand why anyone at my work that could retire, doesn’t. If I was retired, my first priority would be grandkids. Unless, I didn’t have any, then it would probably be home projects (there’s always something to fix). But it’s important to do whatever makes you happy, since you’ve earned that retirement, right. My neighbor is “that guy”. It kinda sucks knowing that I’ll never have a yard that looks as nice as his. But I can still climb a ladder and my Christmas light display is better. So, Suck it Mike.

@sunflowers730

2 жыл бұрын

That will soon be my husband. He's planning to retire at the end of the year and he's already packing raised beds in our tiny yard left and right, and fussing over his tomatoes and peppers and trying to grow cantaloupe, etc.

@justachonkyspider

2 жыл бұрын

Back when I lived with my parents we had a neighbor just like that.

@Peaceful-resistance1

2 жыл бұрын

These kind of guys need a New crop. Some really dank ganja so they can learn to chill...

Oh my gosh. Our sandbox growing up was literally an old tire from my grandpa's tractor, and now that we're all adults, my dad uses it to grow chives. That hit so close to home 😂

@kbc1883

9 ай бұрын

I love your little vignette of the life cycle of the tractor tire!

I'm half hippy, half survivalist. Im making a solitary bee nesting site, and guarding it with the scoped .22 🤣

@nelly5954

Жыл бұрын

As an amateur field botanist, when it comes to the edible and medicinal you're always walking a fine line between hippies and preppers.

@dianabriggs1032

Жыл бұрын

I like pickling, and feel like every pickling website comes with a side of this, too.

@BhbtheRock

Жыл бұрын

@@dianabriggs1032 "You can take my pickled red onions out of my cold, dead hands!"

@nala7829

2 ай бұрын

Nice!

You forgot the lesser known gardener often called the "college student that desperately wants to own literally any plant but cant keep them alive despite their incessant efforts"

@misakimei8715

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch, don't call them out that bad xD

@Grace-ov6wf

2 жыл бұрын

Or the college/survivalist hybrid. Where you grow whatever greens you can to put in your packet noodles in hopes of at least 1 vitamin

@noemitellez3098

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grace-ov6wf AT LEAST 1 VITAMIN LOL

@darwinxavier3516

2 жыл бұрын

"It's like everything I touch dies just to spite me!"

@JessieR2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grace-ov6wf that’s called a choosing beggar.

You forgot about the one who grows more then what we need to give to all our neighbors. And every year he says he needs a bigger spot for garden.

@lady61018

2 жыл бұрын

Uh oh. That one's me. 😅

@barbarawallace6890

2 жыл бұрын

Overgrowing? One word: zuccini Moms first garden when we moved to the country from the suburbs......

@ryanbrown1181

2 жыл бұрын

um, mind your own bussiness

@cristiewentz8586

2 жыл бұрын

Me.

@brongulus2617

2 жыл бұрын

Me.

My first house had a strip of dirt the neighbors told us we'd never be able to grow anything there because the prior owners put car parts there, leaky transmissions and stuff. We turned it around to a fertile plot with more tomatoes than we could eat.

@noahkleiter

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmm you know I love my roasted tomatoes pre-oiled

@Mopsink

2 жыл бұрын

never underestimate nature ability to bounce back.

@thedude7726

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm chemicals

@pineappleparty1624

2 жыл бұрын

That's disgusting.

@whocares4583

2 жыл бұрын

pineapple party yeah why not use it to grow stuff you’re not going to eat

“Hemp” which is legal, very legal🤣🤣 Also, I am amazed at how much this guys has grown in the past few years. Keep er Movin man!!

Don't forget the retired guy who's still using the "urban garden design" from Popular Mechanics, March 1974.

"Don't get rid of it! Pickle it!" My new garden sign! and new sign in the corner of my root cellar with fermenting jars. ;)

As a new home owner, whose prior tenant was a crooked mechanic, the first gardener really spoke to me:) love the content Charlie! Tell your moms i says hi 👋🏽

@doodlebug6833

2 жыл бұрын

I second this statement

@TeaHeart22

2 жыл бұрын

Me too man 😂😂😂 the chunks of cement and hoping to not find a body part was too real

@Wowee2012

2 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain. We became homeowners of a previous rental property and the amount of garbage that we unearth is staggering. Half buried dog toys, actual trash, screws and building materials... The deck actually had piles of lumber and tile underneath. 🤦🏼‍♀️

@haleymist09

2 жыл бұрын

My neighbors said the trash around my house was so high they couldn't even see the house. The stuff we found, and still bubbles up after every rain - rail road ties, gold balls, toys, shrapnel. Mom said she'd find a body part....and one day a finger popped out! Turns out it for bubble blowing but was were horrified for a minute.

@jacquig1939

2 жыл бұрын

I was trying to plant a shrub this weekend, get almost 2 ft down and clink- there is a piece of sheet metal. I dug around for a bit but it wasn't worth it so still don't know how big it is.

I thought the 1st time gardner was going to be the inexperienced overachiever. Our first house was pre-owned (built in 1957) and our current house we had built last year. The amount of nails, screws, broken glass, concrete and general construction waste 2 inches under the grass boggles the mind.

@pinkyjones7398

2 жыл бұрын

I pulled a carpet out yesterday. A whole ass area rug.😵

@Fincayra15

2 жыл бұрын

@@pinkyjones7398 😭oh nooooo! I just found out about people using carpet a few weeks ago. My facebook gardening group was horrified

@pinkyjones7398

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fincayra15 it wasnt used in a garden. My city has been illegally backfilling demolition sites for decades. My lot has an apt building buried under it😒 The EPA has been called. My property scheduled to be dug out and all the dirt hauled away to all landfill. Its trash. In addition to the carpet I found whole wheels and parking pylons. Its a disaster

@jakesklarew5536

2 жыл бұрын

I found a literal grenade in mine. Not kidding lmao had to call the cops, freaked me out

I’m the “gotta have that exotic specimen plant that no one else in this town has-the harder to find the better”. I like my plant collecting to feel similar to having to hunt Pokémon-gotta collect those rare ones for sport. I’ll drive hours to find that “one” plant I’m missing, and when all else fails…internet shopping and a quick delivery. Although I feel like when USPS sees a LIVE PLANTS sticker, they suddenly turn into Ace Ventura delivering a package by stomping it the heck in. “Is it broken?” Ace: “probably. I bet it was something nice though!” Gee thanks, delivery guy :(. Happens every time there’s an identifying sticker on the box!

While dandelions are often considered a weed, every part of them is edible, leaves can be made into salad greens, or steeped in tea, roots can be roasted and turned into a drink similar to decaf coffee and while I cant exactly remember what all dandelion flowers are used for, I know that people have used them for a lot of good food!

@jjpemorin4365

2 жыл бұрын

Flowers = Dandelion Wine :-)

@divergentdreamer

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't had it, but many people swear by dandelion honey, too, which uses the flowers and all that pollen. They say it can taste just like bee honey. :)

@womanfromthenorthland3046

2 жыл бұрын

@@divergentdreamer I made it this year, and yes it does taste just like honey. You put a lemon on top. But you use alot of sugar in it. It was called "poormans honey" in the depression.

@Stettafire

2 жыл бұрын

There is no official guidance for what a weed actually is. It's just a cloquial term, grow what you want

@seekwisdom5102

2 жыл бұрын

I buy Catalonia seeds and plant them, which its a giant dandelion, can’t get enough of it

And YYEEESSS thank you for pointing out the people poisoning the water supply!!!!! Round up is not neccesary!!! Dandelions are PREETTYY!

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

Dandelions are actually great for the soil, too.

@lizajane2971

2 жыл бұрын

I sometimes wonder if my spring allergies would decrease drastically if people stopped using that junk... hope to someday find out!

@juliefredericksen6277

2 жыл бұрын

And dandelions are great for feeding the bees. Support "No Mow May"!

@NPC-ro5io

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizajane2971 glycine helps remove glyphosate (roundup). Try supplememting with it?

@lizajane2971

2 жыл бұрын

@@NPC-ro5io Great suggestion! I already do, but maybe that explains why my body seems to need it so much. 👍

as someone who gardens as a profession, and a fan of you.. this is GREAT! lol thanks for the giggles!

@HelloThere...

2 жыл бұрын

That’s actually really awesome. Quick question: how did you get into gardening as a profession? I’ve been considering it myself and would love to hear how it worked out for you!

@desckUgah000

2 жыл бұрын

@@HelloThere... I am sure there are many paths to be able to work with plants or garden. In general unless you are an owner of a landscaping company or also enjoy cutting grass and tree trimming type work, it can be a humble profession. Farmers know a lot about growing things but industrial farming and gardening can be different. Society doesn't really value "green people." But, I do it because it makes me happy. I started when I was younger by volunteering with WWOOF (Willing Workers On Organic Farms)I learned a ton from small farmers. It's an international organization for volunteering on small farms. You can choose where you want to go and what farm type you want to work on. The best thing to do is learn by doing, reading is good, there is formal education in landscape, horticulture, or botany. I like the design, care and education aspects. While I can use a chainsaw and lawnmower, I do not prefer landscaping. I have been a garden manager/coordinator, teacher for nonprofits but there is also city/community work, private companies, or just side gigs. Depends on your interests and levels of commitment/ investment. I now work in a small greenhouse company cultivating plants and with customers. Good luck!

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow pro gardener! He forgot to add Hosta People to the list. 😆

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

@@HelloThere... some schools offer horticulture programs. That's the route I took. :)

@desckUgah000

2 жыл бұрын

@@pamelah6431 lmao.. I was just at a clients home who are obsessed with hosta's. "Are you sure you don't want anything else here?" "Nope, this is the Hosta bed." The home is surrounded by 200 hosta's. lol they are neat but boring if thats all they have.

Y’all remember that target husband friend group thing they made a couple years ago. That was so amazing. I wish that actually existed.

@macking104

2 жыл бұрын

never to late to start the [nearest Target] support therapy men’s group… maybe start off at the [local breakfast hotspot] with the guys for devotionals and meet the wife at the Target to help carry the groceries home… everything else has to fit in her subcompact car.

What about the Fleet Farm guy, the gardener who buys all the latest tools and gardening gadgets?

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

No kidding. Sometimes gardeners get just as hopelessly addicted to pointless gimcracks and gadgets as fishermen do.

@sds1011974

2 жыл бұрын

You can always make dandelion root tea or put them in a salad.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@Magic LOL they'll have you thinking you can't possibly grow anything unless you spend a pile of money on drip tape and stuff :D

I identify with the first one! Just moved in 2 springs ago and still trying to get used to what's coming up where and trying to get the concrete chips out of the back by where they put in a new patio before they sold it to us... but at least we have dandelions! 🤣🤣🤣

@juzoli

2 жыл бұрын

Dandelions are beautiful yellow, bees love them, and very healthy and nutritious as salad. I don’t get the hate.

@lizajane2971

2 жыл бұрын

@@juzoli Not sure why you think my comment is hating on dandelions... my point is, they're easy and grow without any effort. 🤷‍♀️ I don't mind them, although my neighbors might.

@juzoli

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizajane2971 It is a general hate against it, not about you.

You all back up dere in WI don't know how good you've got it. Sure, the growing season is only five weeks long, but almost anywhere you stick a shovel in the ground it's beautiful, dark, rich loam. Down here in the South it's just thick red clay. Everywhere.

@somegirlsays6047

2 жыл бұрын

Ain’t that the truth, just got me a tiller from the grandpop and bout 500$ worth of compost, manure and soil to work into that clay

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@somegirlsays6047 I gave up on tilling this stuff. It just gets clumpier, and you have to do it every damn spring and fall. We just lay down cardboard to block the weeds/grass and then pile that same kind of organic material right on top of it, and plant into that. Over a couple-three seasons, you end up with essentially a low raised bed of really nice soil. There's a lot I really love about the South, but I do miss the wonderful soil back in Central WI where I grew up.

@shelbybrehms8548

2 жыл бұрын

And, oh my God, it stains everything! Once you get it on a garment it goes from new to something you wouldn't wear out of the house.

@weirdsweetcoolplants

2 жыл бұрын

That is nothing. Try moving out somewhere in the west, where we we have rocks more than soil sometimes, yes we have red and regular clay here, and drought on top of it every year. Add to that all the buttheads and numbskulls that move here from Cali or the Eastern U.S. that still think that grass is the way to go. Here farmers are having to let their fields go fallow while the golf courses and car washes still are allowed to be open even if they are still paying taxes.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@weirdsweetcoolplants I hear that. I have no desire to move ever again, but if I did it damn sure wouldn't be to chronically drought-stricken areas like that. One thing I def don't have to worry about is water. My county gets just enough rainfall every year to qualify as a temperate rainforest.

I was not ready for Rich Guy. You were like a whole different man. This is my first video of yours 👍 I enjoyed it!

"Don't get rid of it, pickle it" is my new life motto.

Planting bird seeds grow some birds 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣 love your content 💓

Ok Charlie, the whole video was really funny but when I saw that hunting knife strapped to your upper arm, I totally laughed myself silly! Well done!

"Chadwick, take two." 😂 I could relate to the first-timer. You never know what you'll find in that soil.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

That's a thing for sure; right next to the house the ground is usually just loaded with construction debris and other crap you don't want. It's generally the worst possible place to try to grow something. Subdivisions are awful in general. Very often the developer strips off all the topsoil and sells it, then they just fill in with rocks and other garbage and lay sod on top of it.

@droolbunnyxo9565

2 жыл бұрын

How true. My first house had a yard exactly like that one in the video. In 12 years not one previous homeowner had turned a shovel of dirt. Probably because the tools broke, constantly hitting chunks of construction debris, rocks & monster weed roots. Took 10 years of hard work to make it liveable & nice looking. Then I moved, sigh... 😞

@droolbunnyxo9565

2 жыл бұрын

@@dogslobbergardens6606 Had a friend who moved into a brand new subdivision & fell through & into a large construction debris filled hole in his back yard. He was OK, minor cuts & scratches, but mad as H*ll. Builder could not be reached for remediation help, surprise.

@dogslobbergardens6606

2 жыл бұрын

@@droolbunnyxo9565 I don't doubt it! When I first got married, my wife already owned a house in a subdivision. We hired a guy to come till up the backyard so we could start a garden, and it was just a nightmare under the sod. The poor guy we hired was actually kind of pissed about dragging his tiller through all that concrete and rocks and crap.

@coralovesnature

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, we installed gardens into our house that we bought a year and a half ago and under the sod isn’t too bad (other than a lot of roots), but also ordered bulk compost from a landscape company to put on top & it has so much literal trash debris bits in it. All the trash pieces are pretty small, but it’s like candy wrappers, chunks of plastic, broken glass, etc. Not too happy that that’s what we got from a landscape company.

I named a worm Ashley when I was little. Phyllis is on another level. You need to add the Hosta People.

@dianabriggs1032

Жыл бұрын

Oh god I just bought a bunch of hostas. Tell me what the other hosta people are like so I can decide if I want to admit or deny this. I will say, the people who raise hostas commercially must be an interesting bunch, since the varieties literally have names like "Silly String" and "Wheee!"

@pamelah6431

Жыл бұрын

@@dianabriggs1032 they get better/worse than that. Lol

@pamelah6431

Жыл бұрын

@@dianabriggs1032 it's a dangerous group to join. I met someone who literally bought the property next to his house so he could plant more hostas.

Definatley needs a follow up video of other types of gardeners. Permaculture, aquaponics, vertical growing, foragers, mushroom growers, the lazy gardener (lets weeds grow), indoor grower, the list probably goes on. Great stuff man i was laughing so much, please more! What i liked most was that your jokes not only highlighted the quirks of each type but also highlighted (subtley) the good parts as well the hippy treats everything with kindness, the survivalist is effecient (and cares about his kids! Lol), and the first timer has apl the good intentions in the world. Except for the rich gardener, that just uh, not gardening imo.... lol

@seekwisdom5102

2 жыл бұрын

Aquaponics are the most complicated.

@Aaron-oe8xw

2 жыл бұрын

@@seekwisdom5102 its not too bad, depends on the scale you do it in. If you are doing it completely indoors than you gotta manage everything, but ive seen outdoor aquaponics that are alot less maintenance but much bigger. Its really up to how much the gardener wants to put in for time and such. Imo, aquaponics is only really viable on large scale because your letting nature do alot of the work. Its a fun hobby, but unless you live in a desert with drought conditions most of the time its unneccessary without natural reserves.

Aw motherwort is native where I live but thanks to intensive farming practices has gotten exceedingly rare - like many wildflowers. Would actually love to have some in the garden. Also I'm definitely the hippy.

I’m a landscaper and I have many clients like #4🤣 just take there bs and they tip good at Christmas 😂

Hot dog! Hey dere Charlie, sure missed you, this was soo accurate and funny, you know it's Spring when all the different types of gardeners come out of hibernation and start crowding the home and garden centers, thanks for sharing, tell your folks I sez"Hi" 👋🤗🌱

You nailed them, Charlie. I'm acquainted with an organic friend of Chadwick's. He also has no friends😉

@Stettafire

2 жыл бұрын

I have a friend like Chadwick, I also agree, he has no friends

I love that the carny and his child Chevy got some character arc continuity

The rich guy will blame the store when he finds out roundup kills his grass too

„I have worms, would you like to see.“ was not a question.

“I must go I have to call Elon, he’s spending how much on twitter?” Got me dead 💀

i see myself as a "lazy gardener" put soil in pot, put plant in soil in pot, DONE. Do daily watering. if it grows it grows if it dies compost. Enrich soil every 6 months with about a pound of cow menuer, soak into the soil. DONE. Plants grow in buckets unless too big for biggest size bucket. If it's a tree it goes in a hole that was dug and back filled with mulch. DONE. Water daily. Prune? what is Prune? is that a fruit i don't have?

@darwinxavier3516

2 жыл бұрын

I can top your laziness. 15-20 years ago I bought a conifer and broadleaf tree, each 3ft tall, from the local nursery thinking "ehh, lets see if these plants die too". I mostly ignore them for years and don't notice that they grew to like 10 ft each after a few years and their roots have bursted out of their cheap plastic pots and dug into the ground. They are now at least 15ft tall each and had to be trimmed because they were pushing against the fence that _was_ being propped up by hedges that got removed when our neighbors left. Pretty much every plant I intentionally tried to raise has died. Yet these two trees flourished despite major neglect almost as if to spite me.

@anonymouse7079

2 жыл бұрын

@@darwinxavier3516 hmm maybe it's the aspect of remaining in pots!!! And draught resistance xD? Idk lol

@rugvedkulkarni1593

2 жыл бұрын

This is the top most level of dedicated gardening.

The First Timer pulling chunks of concrete and garbage out of his yard hits so close to home it feels like a personal attack.

You need a disclaimer at the beginning of these videos "Stop drinking whatever it is you're drinking at this moment" ✋

Congratulations on 1 mil you deserve it

i see myself as a combination of all 4. i started gardening about 20 years ago after years of watching my dad do it but i sometimes feel like a first timer as i am constantly seeking and learning new things about gardening. i love kicking off my flip flops and getting barefooted in the soil. i feel so connected with God's beautiful earth that way. i grow to help feed my family and somewhat survive during the warmer months on what i grow. i feel so rich having good health and living in a country where we are mostly free and can grow our own food.

@shirubaseishin3065

2 жыл бұрын

I’d be worries if you have any traits from the last one. Don’t be that guy.

@MisstressMourtisha

2 жыл бұрын

It was nice to read this comment. Have you heard of "earthing"? Its exactly as you said connecting your bare feet to the earth. I like doing it.

I know it’s dumb and stuff but I actually like dandelions. They look nice and are the easiest thing to grow, but they are great

@heatherzwicker8031

Жыл бұрын

One word: Wine.

I’ve been gardening about 3 years now, I’m a nice mixture of the beginner and the hippie I garden barefoot, whilst finding shingles in the dirt and naming all my worms Jim’s and Joes

I love the bit about the "outdoor VR Bocce Ball experience"! Some rich people are pretentious like that.

My dad was not a gardener, but he and the survivalist would get along. He too set a Dead tree on fire in the burn pit.

Amazing how Charlie harbors so many diverse personalities--which one is closest to the real thing? Huh....

Haha. I work at a nursery and run into these very people all the time.

Charlie, you are the BOMB. I laugh at every video. Keep up the good work

That was great!!! Love it!!!

Hahaha totally nailed homeowner number one gardener...

Best one in a long time!! Love it😂 l live in the Midwest of Canada (and ya no, you’re right. Thats not a thing. I made it up just now) but l love how your content also usually applies to Alberta/Saskatchewan😂 l think most people could move from Wisconsin to Alberta and never know the difference accept that you change the Fleet farm for Peavy Mart lol

@tannernabozniak5196

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I’m from Saskatchewan and these couldn’t be more relatable in any way

@farmgirl3895

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol l thought of another you might have to switch and that’s sports teams

@garandjopen643

2 жыл бұрын

100% agree. 😆 Also from Alberta.

@thefarmista

2 жыл бұрын

Especially those of us from Northern Wisconsin, I've actually been asked if I'm Canadian before because that's what I sound like with my accent apparently 😅

@farmgirl3895

2 жыл бұрын

That’s funny lol l think our accents are quite different? But l guess l get it if you are from neither place how someone could see that.

The "rich guy" is hilarious and sad! Great comedy!

We bought our house 28 years ago in the dead of winter. When the snow melted we realized the previous owner never put in a yard and we had a huge yard Full Of Weeds.

Love your videos, so funny .

Let’s go Charlie we missed you!

The volley ball net is a great idea for the beans...

Mega addicted to your channel. Fantastic.

Charlie I have to tell someone… I’m going to be a grandmother! I want to share it and shout it to the world, “I’m going to be a grandmother!!!”

@sofiamelchert7578

2 жыл бұрын

Oh congratulations! That's amazing!

@carolinaumana10

2 жыл бұрын

@@sofiamelchert7578 thank you 😊

@barbarawallace6890

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations! Its a whole different kind of love....❤️

@carolinaumana10

2 жыл бұрын

@@barbarawallace6890 thank you Barbara, I’m counting the days and thanking God for the blessed opportunity

@buckshot_honeymoon

2 жыл бұрын

Awwwww, congratulations Grandma Umana.

TYVM for sharing this hilarious video! 😁 I just spent the last seven months landscaping/ gardening a clean slate. Now we have snow. So I had to stop! Ah WI. Keep Smiling And Enjoy Your Journey! 🤭✌️❤️🦋🙏

I love all your videos! Please keep making them! 😍⭐️⭐️⭐️🤩

I am a cross between the hippy and the survivalist......I am so happy.

Solid content. Well done

At least something is wanting to invade my garden. I don’t pull weeds since I usually pull the actual plant. My husband pulls the weeds 🤣

Nailed it.

Omg, best one yet!!!!

Great one! Sharing with my fellow gardeners.

Much better then all those short vids!

This aaaaalllll resonates. Very nice.

I rarely actually, genuinely laugh at these usually just enjoying the humor but 'that should be enough' for the mulch was hilarious -- not only spot on but it repeats every single time for years.

🤣I needed that, Thank you!

Absolutely funny stuff!!

This is hillarious, so much so I hope to see you do some of these other fun sugestions the comments are filled with...Keep having fun..God Bless Ya!!

"Organic corn, organic squash...and then in here organic marijuan-hemp." XD

I swear i love you!!!

I just found your hilarious videos (immediately subscribed!). Gardener type #1 is me. I am a renter and the area I garden in is exactly as you described. I call it "Ghetto Gardening". I find glass, kitchen utensils, siding chunks, and many unidentifiable artifacts. Love your videos! ❤❤

Great episode

MORE OF THESE PLEASE! 🤩🤩🤩 (to be clear: more “4 types of”s AND gardeners …and tell your folks I says hi!)

This is so funny and we need a part 2

You forgot the potted plant killer. Always has lovely new potted plants and the old ones magically disappear as stuff that doesn't even grow in this zone only lives a couple of weeks in full sun in the front yard.

Loved it

OMG! WHAT A LAUGH! LOVE IT!

I love this! Sharing with the master gardeners lol

I love this guy so much!!!

another epic classic!!!

The Hippie! LMAO! Such a great transition from the first timer LOL

Phyllis ya silly goose!

The hippy vs the survivalist is so true!! I’ve been searching of grid and homesteading and found some interesting characters.

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣, that's absolutely the funniest one I've watched. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is so funny! My fave is the newbie.

I just screamed "you can come in after you've cut half a rick." At my son while I take my survival gardening too seriously. I have been personally attacked by this. I loved it, hilarious.

Do u think these cement chunks r gunna be a problem😂😂😂

That last one though😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

That’s awesome!!