It bothers me slightly that when you get to the snob that you use a standard blade grinder for the beans instead of a burr grinder. DID YOU THINK ACTUAL SNOBS WOULDN'T NOTICE?

@EliteRocketBear

2 жыл бұрын

Not even a blade grinder. Just a straight up nutriblender.

@JamesThomas-dn6hz

Жыл бұрын

I think he just didn't realize how snobby a coffee snob actually is! These comments have opened my eyes! 👀

@hochspannunglebensgefahr5339

Жыл бұрын

Real men cut it up with a flintknapped blade

@theresagomez2605

Жыл бұрын

Lol. You people are funny!😂

@polrusstomakriss9001

Жыл бұрын

@@theresagomez2605 Agreed because I do it too, and you know what, I'm mad I missed a step in not saging it 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

And then there’s the grandpa who’s squarely the first guy here but winds up at a Starbucks randomly, squints at the menu board, and just says: “I’ll have one of those vanilla bullshit things.”

@MusicalBotany

Жыл бұрын

As a barista of eight years, I can confirm that these are my FAVORITE customers. I recently sold a mocha to a guy who looked like he'd only ever had gas station coffee... I still have no idea how that happened.

@cliffarroyo9554

Жыл бұрын

Vanilla bullshit... the best thing on the menu!

@paul_warner

Жыл бұрын

"Starbucks sells everything but coffee"

@kristenkaz3080

Жыл бұрын

Oh man!!!! That’s the BEST COFFEE STORY EVER! I’m screenshoting this!

@jinksphoton

Жыл бұрын

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You forgot me. The guy that dumps 80% of the sugar dispenser's contents right into the mug with a half cup of heavy cream before throwing in a shot glass of the black stuff and calls it "coffee"

@djblade3688

2 жыл бұрын

See that’s because that’s not coffee lol

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

You put a shot of Guinness in your coffee?

@DeathclawJedi

2 жыл бұрын

@@cleverusername9369 No he puts a shot of Guinness in an unprocessed warm ice cream mix. ... Hmmm Guinness Ice Cream? I think we may be on to something here. Want to partner up and start a new company? lol

@PhantomWolf-pd2qq

2 жыл бұрын

Yep that's me 4 of those creamer cups and 2 sugar

@personx4999

2 жыл бұрын

Ru a 13 year old white girl?

For the coffee snob, you need a bur grinder, a scale, and a temperature controlled electric kettle for precise temp water. Great video though. Lol.

@theresagomez2605

Жыл бұрын

I guess we know which one you are.😂

@dchen2140

Жыл бұрын

And single origin geisha grown from a fair trade, sustainable (he got that part right), single farm, small batch, 2 week old roast for maximum breathing time.

@reginabillotti

Жыл бұрын

@@dchen2140 Sorry, the geisha will be serving tea...

@feonacho

Жыл бұрын

an snob is a wannabe that doesn't know what he is doing, so no, someone who knows what he is doing isn't a snob.

@ariomintarja4539

Жыл бұрын

Also treated soft water

"I got a two-fer with a coupon, I'd call that a fair trade" Perfect

@Mattrino101

3 ай бұрын

That's me to a T

I'm a Starbucks barista and you portrayed like half the customers I get with that baristas nightmare one 🤣

@chelseaaa7360

2 жыл бұрын

It's hard to believe those people exist! but that's a big reason I won't work in the food industry. My baby cousin works for Starbucks and the customers regularly make her cry there

@staceykersting705

2 жыл бұрын

I can't even detect any coffee in all that liquid candy crap. Guess I'm most like the first guy, but buy mostly organic.

@ethanriley7763

2 жыл бұрын

I worked at Starbucks for a few years (192). There are times when I miss it, but then I see how extra some customers have become and I’m glad I’m out.

@lovelydeath04

2 жыл бұрын

I am so sorry for people like that.

@JenXOfficialEDM

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for doing the Lord's work. Sincerely, a coffee nut.

I showed the coffee snob part to my friend’s dad (who is coffee snob) and his reaction was: “A true snob would not use that grinder”

@parker4544

11 ай бұрын

It's the most important thing more than the coffee

Having worked at Starbucks, I actually loved the complicated drink orders when people were nice. It felt so awesome whenever I'd finally learn a regular's crazy drink order have it starting by the time they'd come in each day.

@raidersx81

Жыл бұрын

That's lovely 😍

@atlramona

Жыл бұрын

Wait, people actually order coffee like that? I’m so sorry for what you experienced.

@thenightporter

Жыл бұрын

In addition to giving an employee like you a generous tip, you are the kind of person I would offer to connect with for a job opportunity if you were looking for a better one.

@eileenrouhani6294

Жыл бұрын

Oh yes - that's the entire staff of the Dutch Bros. my daughter goes to!😅

@heatherpfeil2939

Жыл бұрын

Clearly you are an amazing person!☕️

A variant of the snob: The collector. Has the most different ways to make coffee and uses them all depending on mood, weather, coffee type, etc... May or may not be me

@IkeCoblentz

2 жыл бұрын

Vacume pot am i right?

@peggywoods4327

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha oh that's me, with a touch of snob. My preferred method is pour-over, 2nd is aeropress. Cold brew in the summer. Only souvenir from Costa Rica? Coffee maker. Life's too short to drink bad coffee!

@adama4791

2 жыл бұрын

I have a nespresso for the rare occasion when I feel like doing nothing or if I’m late. Main brew methods are chemex and Cuban coffee/Moka pot

@Richard-HiFiMan

2 жыл бұрын

I may be guilty of this as well. Current equipment include: Baratza Sette 270 grinder Fellow Stagg EKG gooseneck kettle Hario V60 manual pour over Hario Smart BT-7 automatic pour over machine La Pavoni Stradivari lever style espresso maker Quick Mill Alexia Evo espresso maker Gaggia Cadorna Prestige espresso maker Ikawa smart home roaster

@Nateilage

2 жыл бұрын

I finally found someone just like myself. I knew I couldn't be the only collector

We buy coffee beans because my parents found 3 microgramms of sawdust or whatever in the pre-ground package. Boy I sure enjoy the sound the grinder makes in the morning. Sounds like a lawnmower going through a rock garden.

@gofferboy18

2 жыл бұрын

How did they find 3 micrograms?

@patchouleigh_

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@PokeMinecat

2 жыл бұрын

I sense a little bit of sarcasm in here.

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad, that was actually coke, makes it the best coffee (extra jittery though, but it really wakes you up!). I call it the "Hunter black coffee"

@tommyoh8873

2 жыл бұрын

Please never tell them about the permissible levels of cockroach in pre-ground coffee.

Lol that Barista Nightmare scene was exactly my friend and I when she first took me to Starbucks 😂😅 I was the inexperienced one, watching her like she was trying to summon something.

Not sure if it was intentional, but grinding coffee with a magic bullet blender was some high level trolling. So many corrections from the coffee snob crowd. 😂 (To be clear, I’m a huge “coffee snob” to the point the TSA has searched my bag because of all the beans and coffee gear I was carrying.)

@redshed2020

Жыл бұрын

Bullet blenders actually have a milling blade available, does beans, nuts, wheat berries etc. Don't adk me how I know 😅

@christosyal5883

Жыл бұрын

I agree. A conical burr grinder is great. But if you’re ever caught at a friend’s cottage and all they have is a blade grinder, you just pulse and shake to your preferred grind.

@noobulon4334

Жыл бұрын

Try a moka pot with a gamecube controller on top of it, eyebrows were raised at the xray 😅

@abhimaanmayadam5713

Жыл бұрын

@@redshed2020 the milling blades always break. I have gone through so many of them

You're missing one: the belligerent addict who brags about needing ten cups and screams at you until they get it

@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

2 жыл бұрын

"FRESH POOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!"

@Anna_Noelle

2 жыл бұрын

That’s my dad’s mom!🤣🤣🤣

@danulas

2 жыл бұрын

and the New Englander who gets a large iced coffee from Dunks even though it's 20 F outside.

@michelenoia6767

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@discman15

2 жыл бұрын

@@AzathothTheGreat coffee is the most socially acceptable addiction

As a decaf drinker with raging anxiety, I have never felt more accurately offended

@CHIMPOaGOGO

2 жыл бұрын

At least you'll never have to worry about caffeine causing a UTI.

@elenacosta5634

2 жыл бұрын

looool

@elenacosta5634

2 жыл бұрын

@Kyra Same, I can't with caffeine, it feels like a heart attack lol

@SilvaDreams

Жыл бұрын

@@elenacosta5634 Well just so you know... Decaf isn't caffeine free. Just very little around 2mg compared to black tea which is 26mg. (Coffee can be anywhere between 60 and 100mg)

@SolomonUcko

Жыл бұрын

"You just insulted my entire race of people. But yes." - Jimmy O. Yang

I am so guilty of number 1. If I actually do have to go to a coffee place, my order is usually “I’ll take the largest cup of the darkest coffee you have.”

@inmyownwords9798

Жыл бұрын

My uncle calls it cowboy coffee ☕

@standingdoor7077

Жыл бұрын

I don't wash my coffee cup for months at a time. I just blow out whatever dust that collects in it.💀 I mostly drink instant.

@Puddlef1sh

Жыл бұрын

Lmao same. Big cup with hot black coffee that's all that matters.

@bobbybob4680

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel that. I used to absolutely hate coffee until I tried it black and now thats one of my favorite beverages

@jpheitman1

11 ай бұрын

Word to the wise: The lighter roasts have more caffeine, and often more flavor.

We got a coffee grinder (not chopper ) as a wedding gift. Just for giggles we bought some beans at Traders Joes, knowing nothing about the various types of beans. We'll celebrate our 39th anniversary this year and we've never looked back! I bought a chopper after the first grinder gave out after 20 years. We endured it about 2 weeks and threw it out and bought another burr grinder. We also endured the Northridge earthquake, I was forced to use a manual grinder and a Melita pot on a camp stove. We quickly became the most popular neighbors on the block!

@cashkromsupernerd1193

Жыл бұрын

I don't know what most of those terms mean, but you sound pretty proud, so congratulations!

@raiderjohnthemadbomber8666

Жыл бұрын

@@cashkromsupernerd1193 yes, I'm very proud of us and our upcoming anniversary that no one predicted, thanks.

@fourlittlebirds6166

Жыл бұрын

Ahh. The ol Northridge earth quake. When no one had running water or electricity for a full week, and people slept out in tents in their yards and everyone broke out all the camping gear they never used (like Colman stoves) cause they were afraid to go back into their houses. Never seen city folk freak out so much in my short life. (Grew up in simi and I don’t remember my parents drinking coffee at all that week. But they probably did instant with boiled water. They drank a lot of instant back then. )

@raiderjohnthemadbomber8666

Жыл бұрын

@@fourlittlebirds6166 I use to work at the Longs Drugs in Simi, Feel me, touch me Valley. Yeah, I remember folks sleeping in parks, too. We, however were REAL campers. I was a member of the Order of the Arrow, which is a honor camping society within the BSA and my son held a 1st. Class badge. We liked to camp at Chileo Flats, my wife is a tailgate camper so she'd stay there while my son and I would go "peak bagging". Besides Mt. Waterman, there were six other peaks within hiking distance. Had a lot of fun. Nice to talk to a fellow native as I've been gone from California ten years. When they re-elected Gov. Moonbeam we were out!

"It's little, but goes a long way...just like me" genuinely made me burst out laughing. 😂

@arielle8489

2 жыл бұрын

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

@kristinefendrick3633

2 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@Petra999

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable for you was it Ryan?

@christytheobald2088

2 жыл бұрын

That was the best part!🤣

@SarLizNoo

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

Charlie is clearly not an actual coffee snob as a snob would never use a blade grinder to grind beans. 😂

@izzybeth

2 жыл бұрын

mortar and pestle all the way, eh?

@loren6783

2 жыл бұрын

I concur. He should have used an adjustable, hand-crank, ceramic burr grinder.

@jasonhigley1791

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly didnt know there was another option. But I'm a black coffee guy.lol

@David-zx3ud

2 жыл бұрын

@@loren6783 ceramic... you disgust me sir. Stainless steel at least

@kirstenmeyer346

2 жыл бұрын

I admit I cringed a little at the blade grinder.😅

When I was a waitress in a small town in Montana, an old man told me that only women and children put cream in their coffee. Which made me question what children he knows drinks coffee. Hahahaha.

@yourgodemperorofeverything1354

Жыл бұрын

Back in the dyas it wasn't that uncommon. I remember that even in Astrid book "Children of bullerbyn" they drink coffe during winter.

@gregorsamsa1364

Жыл бұрын

I started in the 6th grade. I needed to stay up all night to read a book and write a book report for my best friend. The book he was supposed to read was the first Harry Potter book. I got so cracked out. Read the book from front to back and finished writing the report just before it was time for school. Then I needed more coffee to function at school. I was hooked immediately. Friend got an A+ on the report. I never read any more of those damn Harry Potter books

@nickapalooza861

Жыл бұрын

My 11 year old drinks decaf with cream lol

@jettahammond2916

Жыл бұрын

Haha that’s funny 😂

@Cjinglaterra

Жыл бұрын

I started when I was tall enough to steal Mom’s off the counter when her back was turned. She took cream and sugar. I liked it. Eventually I was caught and she started making me some so she wasn’t being shorted of her caffeine fix.

"No this isn't allowed in my house, please go throw it at a cat" had me dying.

When he said the decaf guy like to bake white bread, and liked vanilla ice cream with regular sugar cones over waffle cones. I felt attacked😅

As a coffee snob watching him dump those beans in a nutri blender was more difficult than seeing folgers

@rosepistilli223

2 жыл бұрын

I know right????😂

@benjaminschroeck509

2 жыл бұрын

Burr grinder all day erry day

@1papester

2 жыл бұрын

I like Folgers 😐

@aidenlakata7662

2 жыл бұрын

@@1papester try something new, most other coffee is better

@VeteranVandal

2 жыл бұрын

That was probably part of the joke.

The coffee snob was a hoot. 😂 "It's little, but it goes a long way. Just like me!"

Imagine if we could be stimulated by life like the decaf guy? we are all secretly jealous of him

@jackb8598

Жыл бұрын

No ….we are not.

@insaneaqua9692

Жыл бұрын

Not everyone relies on caffeine lmao

@commonomics

Жыл бұрын

@@insaneaqua9692 ya dude it was lil joke

@erinyes3943

Жыл бұрын

I wish I had this chill and concentration

The ground coffee in your lip during church had me dying. Seriously funny.

@AirshBornely

Жыл бұрын

Same. "That's how you get a good buzz going for the Lord" had laughing for a good minute

@triclopsgamer5934

7 ай бұрын

Yeah. It's good for you. It puts hair on your nipples.

" that’s how you get a good buzz going for the Lord" 😂😂 ☕️

@Samcomply

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, absolute gold.

@gregorfurtenbach6893

2 жыл бұрын

Completely unnecessary

@SirPunch2Face

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregorfurtenbach6893 You're completely unnecessary. Go manually check the height of a bridge for the Lord

1:28 brooo this is true af, I was with a friend and he took me to Starbucks and he got some complicated order and I just wanted a normal black medium coffee and my friend kept insisting I get all this other crap on top of it, like no I came to a coffee place for coffee not diabetes

I am literally watching this as I hand grind my organic, fair trade, Peruvian honey processed beans. I am ashamed of myself now lol

@pholdren

Жыл бұрын

Organic fair trade AND honey process? How much do THOSE beans cost?

@thevashfan12392

Жыл бұрын

@@pholdren about 25 dollars a bag these days. I've had plenty but my daily go-to is instant followed by an artisanal coffee brewed up to follow me through the day.

@Llvpiluttmab2three

Жыл бұрын

​@@thevashfan12392Artisinal.

@el_dani

Жыл бұрын

Don‘t be ashamed, enjoy life and your coffee - let the others drink the rubbish

@seanm7539

10 ай бұрын

Hey ha ha ha ha as you should be sir

The fiend. "Check this out, it has 300mg of caffeine per cup. How does it taste? No clue, haven't really paid attention. A pitcher when I wake up, a cup before bed to keep the shakes away. Switched to this from bang energy when I started adding up my energy drink expenses, bought a new car with the savings."

@atklecz2695

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s perfect lol I was thinking he was missing the “addict” but fiend is much better. I was definitely a fiend at one point and I still fall back into it every once in a while. 1$ Dunkin happy hour before they raised the price and added espresso shots was my go to but I would happily drink coffee with any of the stereotypes

@davidreed4713

2 жыл бұрын

Lol this is me

@dasdovian7785

2 жыл бұрын

Deathwish coffee. For when you haven't slept in 3 days and need to stay up for another 2.

@aaronmacy9134

2 жыл бұрын

I read this in Tweaks voice from South Park. *“AAAAHHH!!!”*

@zanaduz2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@dasdovian7785 Having drank some Deathwish, I can agree with that assessment - drinking my first cup was like getting a rabbit punch to the kidneys, but boy was I wired.

"It's little, but goes a long way...just like me." 🤣 And the decaf guy is awesome!

I love those that say they love coffee, then proceed to add 14 different things to it turning it into a slightly coffee flavored milk (oh, sometimes almond or something weird) shake.

@Griselda_Puppy

2 жыл бұрын

Right!?

@vittoriof.8088

Жыл бұрын

You literally described every starbucks costumer.

@memyself898

Жыл бұрын

@@vittoriof.8088 literally....

@Dovawhat

Жыл бұрын

And thats their choice.

@erinyes3943

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I do both lol Easier than going out to buy coffee ice cream but tastes just like it

I usually drink energy drinks for caffeine, but there is something about the punch in the face that black coffee gives you that almost wakes you up more than the caffeine. Its like punishing yourself in the morning after already not wanting to be awake

@JustinHonaker

11 ай бұрын

It's only punishment if you don't like it.

@lovelybones8179

10 ай бұрын

is that why yall drink black coffee?? I could never figure out why anyone would ever do that to themselves but that makes so much sense now 😅

@markm0000

3 ай бұрын

That’s bitterness and acid. Tastes great

As a former Starbucks batista, I can affirm that the "Barista's Worst Nightmare" is real life.

I wonder how many times he's practice that Starbucks order🤣🤣 not gone lie the first one sounded pretty good

@leefrenchfry

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@hungryjack8032

2 жыл бұрын

Starsucks only sells coffee flavored milk. Its not coffee if the cup is full of other stuff.

@JenniferHudson3231

2 жыл бұрын

@@hungryjack8032 I mean you're not wrong but it's good milk 🤷🏾‍♀️💀

@niclasgehlen1532

2 жыл бұрын

Expensive milk, nothing else

My wife is a black coffee snob. In the last two years alone she has acquired 3 different grinders, two electric kettles, two different glass pour overs, two different french presses, briefly tried going back to autodrip just to throw it out a week after she bought it, then bought a moka pot and an aeropress in the same day. Regardless how she grinds it, pours it, steeps, or percolates it it always has to be black; I've never seen her taint the black go juice with any kind of magic heresy. Luckily she married a guy that loves the smell but hates the taste, so she gets all the coffee to herself while I relax in my mornings with the smells and sounds of a full on french cafe 😂

“Go throw it at a cat” 😂😂😂

He made 150 Starbucks app points with that one order.

@aashepherd8585

2 жыл бұрын

Yess

Those coffee places always look at me funny when I ask for coffee. Just coffee.

@polrusstomakriss9001

Жыл бұрын

Frfr 😂😂😂😂

@johnindigo5477

Жыл бұрын

🤨😑😶

Charlie! 😁😁 One of your best skits for sure. Keep 'em coming.

The decaf and snob guy are spot on!!! Not from the Midwest but I can't help but laugh uncontrollably when I watch your content. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face 😊

I honestly feel like Charlie is all of these depending on the day 😂

@arielle8489

2 жыл бұрын

*Only for fans over 18 years old* Forepl4y.com/machiko mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘💟

My grandfather was 💯 the first kind of coffee drinker. I took those habits and made them snob, by combining them with my DIY obsession (also inherited from Pop), roasting my own beans in the driveway using a heat gun 😂

@alherch

2 жыл бұрын

Please tell me you get decent results with the heat gun!

@YellaSpiceFamily

2 жыл бұрын

@@alherch we do! My hubs actually prefers it, because he likes the connection of really hearing and smelling all the stages of the roasting process.

@alherch

2 жыл бұрын

@YellaSpiceFamily love it! Probably alot of trial and error but very clever.

@YellaSpiceFamily

2 жыл бұрын

@@alherch we can't really take credit for any invention: there are many coffee roasting forums online, and the heat gun + dog bowl approach was the favorite method in the olden days when home-sized roasters were not yet common and/or affordable. If you Google it there are tons of videos and instructables out there! The resources take a lot of the guesswork out of it.

@fritz6530

2 жыл бұрын

I started with a popcorn maker I got for 1.35 at goodwill. Built roasters out of rotisserie ovens and made dechaffers from old cans. Lol I love it.

Subscribed! So many good actors for this segment! Well done! 👌 I'm not a coffee person, but I know every one of those coffee guys 😂

This has become one of my favorite channels. I'm addicted.

Don’t forget me! I’ll drink anything so long as there is enough creamer and sugar because I actually hate coffee 😂

@abbyz6614

2 жыл бұрын

Me! Anyone who watches me make my cup in the morning says, "Would ya like some coffee with your creamer?" I need my coffee to taste like a dessert

@davidsinclair47

2 жыл бұрын

The reason I gave up coffee was because if I'm having sugar and cream why spoil it with coffee.

@jfrazz9729

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbyz6614 my dad says “would you like some coffee with that sugar?” He also calls it Candy Coffee.

@xXSarahSacrificeXx

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a regular customer we had back when I was working in a fast food cafe "extra large coffee with 10 cream and 12 sugar" "ma'am the creamer fills up the entire cup and it's 2 inches of sugar, are you sure that's the amount that you would like?" "Yup. Just a small splash of coffee please."

@marshmallowmilkshake1893

2 жыл бұрын

I add cocoa powder to mine lmao

😂😂😂 I'm a black coffee snob. "It's Folgers. That's not allowed in my house." TRUTH

@jordanhicks5131

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, you must be one of them there Maxwell House drinkers, eh?

@cassierobertson5778

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanhicks5131 😂😂😂

@MedCodingGoddess

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanhicks5131 Growing up, my dad was a Maxwell House guy. It's all we had in the house because if it was good enough for the 29 guys on the freighter, it was good enough for home. These days, now that he's been retired for nearly a decade, he buys beans from a place in the city and grinds them before brewing each morning. If there's any leftover coffee after breakfast, he saves it in a mason jar for the next morning to make the next day's fresh cup a more drinkable temperature.

@theoriginalNoOne.

2 жыл бұрын

That's funny, folgers is the crappiest coffee I'll allow. 🤣

@lovelydeath04

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, you and my mom

smudging the coffee - so gosh darn funny Charlie! 😂😂😂

OMG I'm dying. I literally cackled when you got to the snob.

I drink my coffee two ways: Plain "if I could snort pure caffeine I would" black or adult milkshake. Nothing in between.

@carljohnson4691

2 жыл бұрын

Totally underrated comment! Lol,

@parkerdewitt5279

2 жыл бұрын

You can snort pure caffeine

@brittanymiller3157

2 жыл бұрын

@@parkerdewitt5279 Any amount worth snorting would likely be fatal. Which isn't exactly what I look for in coffee.

@fomoco300k

2 жыл бұрын

Agree 100%

@jpmonin7429

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you want something better than coffee.

That freshly opened bag full face deeeeep inhale!! 😍😍😍 You nailed it! 😂😂🤣 This entire sketch was brilliant.

My grandpa drinks decaf, and my grandma’s got him drinking crystal light. That part hit home for me😂

Absolutely Charlie’s best ever! 😂

You forgot the ice coffee guy in the midst of winter

@boomchakalaka0

2 жыл бұрын

guilty

@DJTheMetalheadMercenary

2 жыл бұрын

Cold Brew is great, beats the heartburn lmao

@clrobinson1776

2 жыл бұрын

That’s me too. Well, except for the guy part.

@jnicole2440

2 жыл бұрын

That's me!

@Lawrence330

2 жыл бұрын

I feel attacked.

Dont forget the "I got fucking annihilated last night, slept 2 hours, took 8 ibuprofen washed down with a gallon of gatorade, but I gotta get to work somehow" coffee drinker.

@101jir

2 жыл бұрын

With the exception of "getting annihilated last night," basically me. Except I work overnights at a group home, so it isn't about getting to work as much as not falling asleep on the job. Some nights nothing happens and I can sleep right through. Other nights not a single hour. Though my boss and coworkers are cool with me staying at the house and sleeping after my shift is done before going home if need be, fortunately. Technically we get sleep hours. In practice we may or may not actually get any sleep.

Love the mug in the first clip

The part where the coffee snob tells his friend to throw out the folgers is 100% me lol

I'm one of those people that just loves coffee. I can drink the nasty stuff or the expensive bougie stuff. I just seriously enjoy coffee so much. I look forward to my cup in the AM and i have to force myself to not get crazy throughout the day, lol

@paigeherrin29

2 жыл бұрын

Amen, sister!

@oldsguy354

2 жыл бұрын

I tell people that I used to be in the US Army, there is no such thing as a bad cup of coffee. ;)

@mickidee6714

2 жыл бұрын

I’m with you. I’m the opposite of a coffee snob. If I can put enough sugar and creamer in it, I’m a happy camper.

@jessmiller2376

2 жыл бұрын

@@mickidee6714 SAME!!!!

@jessmiller2376

2 жыл бұрын

@@Javajavajav awwww, thank you so much!!!

I’m the Black Coffee guy of my house. My mom is the baristas nightmare and my dad is the snob. Give me Folgers any day

The first guy brings back memories of using the instant coffee that came in MREs like dip. I'm not sure if it ever worked, but it's what we did.

You guys are the best COMEDY team. Perfect chemistry. PLEASE MAKE A BUDDY FLIC

You forgot the Keto Bullet Coffee snob: black coffee, Irish butter, heavy whipping cream, coconut oil, faux sweetener- all mixed in a blender. Everyone should like their coffee with a head on it.

@The_BlackTemplar

2 жыл бұрын

If you want something with a good head on it, and contains something irish, may i suggest a pint of Guinness.

@andrealmoseley6575

2 жыл бұрын

I just started this! How'd it turn out? I feel like I'm betraying my roots🤣

@anybodyoutthere3208

2 жыл бұрын

Julia that’s how we’ve been making our coffee for a couple years. Sometimes we jazz it up with cinnamon, anise powder and Cacao Boy fills you up for hours on end Love it ☕️

"Medium coffee?" *"OH NO YOU WILL NOT."* Lol doesn't even let him order.

This is sassy, I love it. I used to be the fourth one in Northern California making these little cups of "yuba mud" burning sage and pair it with sexy mexi weed (aka imported weed that wasn't pressed into a brick). 90s we're fun

Hilarious video! I will definitely experiment with my own blend of coffee when i live by myself and work soon.

"I'm baking white bread." That one got me. 😂😂

1:38 - Goose!!! 😁🤗🥳👏 - haven't seen him since the junk drawer! 😁😸

I sen this link to 4 friends, each and every one of them knew exactly who in the video they were, and they all now subscribe to your channel with me! Funny shit, dude!

Love it!!

I am the coffee snob and I have the “Coffee Snob” mug as a gift to prove it. Nobody complains when I make a pressed cup of my finest new coffee find. ☕️ 🤤

I turned into a coffee snob after my old art teacher got me in this cult. I've been ordering specialty beans ever since. He taught me all the ins and outs of enjoying high end beans and specific boiling temperatures

@Sr_iRL

2 жыл бұрын

Could you share your tips with me, with us in the comments section?

@AllyMonsters

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sr_iRL The key is to have monkeys poop the coffee beans out.

@The-Blue-Knight

2 жыл бұрын

@@AllyMonsters lmfao you made my day XD

@marcoberriodi3685

2 жыл бұрын

Specific water temperature is not really important in most brewing methods, and you will generally get the best results at 212° (for light-medium roasts anyway). You should watch Hoffman's video on it.

@armorykittington

2 жыл бұрын

Please.

I enjoy at least 2-5 Charlie videos a day, and this is the funniest one I've seen yet. And I don't even drink coffee. But we all know people who fit into all of those stereotypes.

Love how the Decaf guy buttoned his top button. Little details like that crack me up.

Someone at work subscribes to the 'don't wash it theory' with their coffee mug. They left their crusty stained mug in the sink one day and I couldn't stop myself from getting out the scotch brite scrubbing it spotless. It was very satisfying.

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

Why was it in the sink if they never wash it?

@busslayer4790

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakegarrett8109 I think it was actually left in a conference room or other common area and was moved by a third party to the sink, seeing that it was obviously in need of cleaning.

@jakegarrett8109

2 жыл бұрын

@@busslayer4790 That makes sense, poor dude isn't gong to even recognize the coffee mug and think he lost his though, lol!

@av8orCH-47

2 жыл бұрын

@@busslayer4790 I don't believe in doing any of my dishes and, subsequently, my kitchen is a mess. I'll do you a favor...come on over and clean the kitchen. If you though scrubbing one mug was satisfying, just imagine how great you'll feel after making the kitchen a place where food can safely be handled again. You're welcome in advance. Just being magnanimous today.

@Wizardcastslightningbolt

2 жыл бұрын

Someone left their coffee at my office in the mug, then covid hit and we were all sent home to work. 1.5 years later when we returned, the coffee was a black goo science experiment at the bottom of the mug. Needless to say, they just threw out the mug.

The Jack Kerouac book in the last scene lmao

Thanks! 🥰

this one hits home for me, im somewhere in between the first one and the last one, but no where near the middle two

“Come get it while it’s cracked!”

I think I've been a little of each of those types. But now I'm pretty much the 'Black Coffee Drinker.' ... "It's pre-flavored!" 🤣

1st one all day. Years of outdoors work. So spot on.

"No I mean this isn't allowed in our house. Please go throw it at a cat." lmao

Your dog is so cute! I also appreciated the mug with the beagle on it as I have three beagles of my own!

I only drink coffee that comes from Kwik Trip, and only after I've spent twenty hours shoveling snow.

@Visplight

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like it would have helped you more if you drank it before shoveling.

Decaf got me rolling! O gosh, it's my friend!

My grandpa would make coffee using one heaping tablespoon of grounds per cup. I’d leave their house & I’d be sitting at a stoplight with my foot SHAKING on the brake pedal. Good old grandpa’s coffee. Miss you gramps! No one makes coffee like you!

Dude- I laughed seeing the Jack Kerouac novel in the Snob’s house! He’s a perfect coffeehouse Beats poetry guy right there!

The fair trade joke killed me. But this is all so painfully accurate 😂😂

I remember in 1973 sneaking back to the cafeteria at my job to have "Cowboy Coffee" with the cooks. They'd boil water and throw in some Folgers. A little gritty but was good times. 👍😂

@BuckeyeNut123

21 күн бұрын

Ah yes, it's the texture that makes it good.

I like the Washington Heights poster on the living room wall! Grew up there and went to St Sebastian’s school.

When he "fell off the wagon" it'd be funny if he said, "Yeah I couldn't sleep for 5 days and I'm not used to pooping everyday. It's never some place convenient either."

This is frickin gold 😂😂😂😂

Thx for using Celsius, thank you from the absolute bottom of my heart

No the less great job good laughs brother :D

I love your videos 😭

I am decaf. 😂😂 Everything is correct. 😂

This was hilarious 😂

As a black coffee guy the moment he said "it's like cast iron" I felt to called out 🤣

Yes. I am a coffee snob. Years as a baristas at local joints got me to that point. These days,all I drink is a regional and local brand. However, I used to be a Yuba gas station coffee girl in my late teens and I very much dislike Starbucks.

@valeriepark9444

2 жыл бұрын

It's kind of like with IPA beer - the further it has to travel, the more likely the esters and flavinoids will deteriorate, leaving a straight bitter flavor. Locally roasted (or at least in-state) is the way to go!

@andrealmoseley6575

2 жыл бұрын

If you get to Boise, holler!!!

@CHIMPOaGOGO

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta support your local roasters! Mine doesn't sell the best specialty beans but they are way better than grocery store or franchise coffee shops. Also $13/lbs is a steal. If I want to splurge, I'll get beans from SWroasting at $15/lbs.

@genewilliams617

2 жыл бұрын

YAY for disliking starbucks. starbucks is not really a coffee shop, it's a kuel place to be. The social influencers made sure of that. Their coffee is very average at best, at worst it mostly tasted burnt. Granted, its been a great many years since I have graced the doors of a starbucks, and that may have changed. But the variety of "coffee drinks" is only outnumbered by the number of genders that the "woke"(just never awake)cancel culture would like to shove down our throats.

I weaned myself off of all caffeine about 6 months ago, so I am definitely the decaf guy now lmao. “I got naughty and tried the regular stuff, didn’t sleep for 5 days” 😂😂

Using "If You Care" filters for The Snob is just magnificent attention to detail.

Nailed it