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@TheCarKrazeOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

I have to keep making KZread videos to afford it 💪 what’s y’all’s favorite car?

@user-gw7rw5ib8y

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to have subtitles in other languages (Korean subtitles)

@-EFFORTS-

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gw7rw5ib8y ㅎㅇ요

@-EFFORTS-

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gw7rw5ib8y me too

@user-gw7rw5ib8y

3 жыл бұрын

@@-EFFORTS- ㅎㅇㅎㅇ

“Alpina is slightly more sporty than Maybach.” Understatement of the century.

@OTechnology

3 жыл бұрын

Alpina logo literally has velocity stacks and a crankshaft referring to their racing pedigree.

@VentureAHighway

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeah jussssssst a tad

@shazinaboobacker6991

3 жыл бұрын

Alpine is completely different from maybach...they should've compared it to brabus

@lukanikolic1615

3 жыл бұрын

@@shazinaboobacker6991 cant compare really

@shazinaboobacker6991

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukanikolic1615 well I personally like brabus

Alpina Alpine (a french car company) Alpine (stereo unit) Non car guy : ITS THE SAME

@nickbuccini7535

3 жыл бұрын

I met a dude who owned a Alpina B6 who thought Alpine was the same company.

@sebafer2719

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickbuccini7535 I would be ashamed of myself

@pollumG

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickbuccini7535 more money than sense

@111danish111

3 жыл бұрын

Alpina Watches .

@halomc322

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickbuccini7535 there should be a clause in the bmw manufacturer where if that ever happens the car must be sold at auction immediately 😅

This will make Hoovie’s “Cheapest Alpina in the Country” video in about 5 years...

@arvindrangarajan

3 жыл бұрын

Love this comment

@richardmahoney9415

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@jjames2162

3 жыл бұрын

Hoovie rocks!

@zhila5958

3 жыл бұрын

i could already imagine everything going wrong in a few years lmfao

forgett about the escalade, this is the real Baller car

@susanmaggiora4800

3 жыл бұрын

Heavenly-Fighters For Real. Much nicer looking vehicle as well. I don’t like SUVs very much, (though I do like wagons or ‘estate cars’), but this is an SUV I could definitely live with.

@andeleputo89

3 жыл бұрын

The new escalade looks like a bus

@baronvonjo1929

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanmaggiora4800 Too bad BMW dosnt make SUVs. I live near the largest BMW plant in the world and we had a guy trying to get interest in a student program they had and he had to clarify they dont make SUVs. Only Crossovers. He really wanted to make that clear. It was interesting at the time though cause it was before I knew that crossovers arent SUVs.

@govinlock8568

3 жыл бұрын

@@baronvonjo1929 Even BMW never marketed X5 (their first crosssover) as SUV, instead they call it Sport Activity Vehicle, which means a car that has sporty feeling but has enough room and features to accomodate many weekend activities.

@leelee287

3 жыл бұрын

Who ever said the escalade was a baller car never ventured far from the trailer park !!

This x7 with that big kidney grill actually works bretty well.

@yes8032

3 жыл бұрын

True x7 7 series looks good whit big grill

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

Here proportions are alright, cuz the front itself is huge too. Also numberplate is not interfiering eith grill Ngl thi big grills are growing on me, except for the numberplate slammed on top of them.

@christophermgwadira4400

3 жыл бұрын

According to Doug.. It's Lung grill

@samthecar

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone who agrees this looks great

@rare6499

3 жыл бұрын

It suits it well because the proportions are aligned to the rest of the car, unlike some of the other models...

Imagine buying a 150k SUV just to be called poor by TheStraightPipes. Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!

Why so many scratches on the paint... Someone did a horrible washjob.

@thewholeeventhorizon

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. Amazing the way journalists treat these press cars. That paint has been completely abused.

@JakeDrives1

3 жыл бұрын

because it's black..

@SoundMan1985

3 жыл бұрын

Press car.

@ams914

3 жыл бұрын

@@thewholeeventhorizon They're supposed to beat up press cars. That's the point. Who cares?

@stevengeorge197

3 жыл бұрын

Don't own em. Don't. Care. You see.

Hey! let's take a minute to appreciate the intro. Man! that was one hell of an intro! one of my favorites. You guys do such an amazing job in everything.

all SUVs should get that lower suspension thing and have a low rider look. they should give this variant a new name. maybe "stationwagon"

@harmberenpas1297

3 жыл бұрын

Ehhm real station wagons still exist....... Just look at the alpina B5 touring

@AdamSmith-gs2dv

3 жыл бұрын

They don't because: 1. It's expensive 2. It's extremely unreliable

@rafiabiyyuanto6944

3 жыл бұрын

no no no that name wouldnt sell, they should market it as Estate SUV, like they do with Coupe SUVs

@KevinKickChannel

3 жыл бұрын

People will only be getting more and more SUVs from now on. It's like standing up at the front of a concert. Once everyone stands up, you have to as well.

Awesome view with the Fujis!! Never seen cars review paint swirls before!!

I actually loved your little demo of the XT4 stabilization! Great camera.

Looks like a car I would modify in midnight club😂

On the Fujifilm quality: I immediately noticed better quality shots on the 4k screen. More vibrant and crisp for sure. I would keep using it! On the youtube: Amazing as always thanks guys!`

@garrett1144

3 жыл бұрын

Love me some fuji xt-4, I'm looking to upgrade from my xt-2 soon. So fun to just walk around with and it looks greats.

To my eyes, the new Fuji cameras seem to have a warmer color tone and bring out more detail in your shots. The warmer tone feels really good, especially going into winter! Keep up the great work guys!

Now that’s a pretty sweet ride I love the lowering Suspension on it that stance just makes it pop more and look aggressive great camera work guys looks awesome stay safe out there

Holy swirl marks, who at BMW is responsible for that lmao

@RyanZNO

3 жыл бұрын

"Journalists" running it through carwashes lol

@technokota

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyanZNO yep

this faux 80's intro music is amazing

You guys kill these reviews, keep it up🔥🔥

You guys have THE BEST clickbait photos in the world.. like seriously I love them.. keep up the good work🤗🤗🤗

OMG! looks amazing man wow

Thanks for first review on this big SUV, i reckon it's one of the best of the class. There are not many that can be comfortable and pretty fast like this one, it's a serious premium product. I always prefer an Alpina to a BMW, they are always an individual numbered product which in my opinion makes them special. Just the top speed says it all😳

Hey yuri and jacob ive been watching you guys for a while and from your personalities to your content, you guys are amazing.

i love your videos yuri & jakub, they make me sane amidst the studying and the exams ♥

that reminds me of what i built in need for speed underground 2 8 years ago. man that was fun!

@Riiiisc

3 жыл бұрын

Nahh man it misses the split carbon fibre hood. Rear spoiler. Neon lights. NOS. Not to forget your trunk full of speakers. Also tacky decals.

@nickcivic21

3 жыл бұрын

1990’s babies all relate lmao were the speakers

@dzello

3 жыл бұрын

You built an SUV in NFS??

@BondTheOGYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@dzello yes, you could before

@dzello

3 жыл бұрын

@@BondTheOGYT Not exactly what I'm pointing out, buddy.

The grill definitely works a better in this application. This thing is an absolute monster. Like a Trackhawk in a VERY expensive suit.

That intro is Nuts, great job guys 🔥🔥

Good job as usual! Well done guys 👏🏼

Nice review guys and what a great SUV the XB7 is, I prefer Alpina's best of both worlds, BMW and Alpina luxury finishes. It's on my shopping list!

Great review guys and I couldn’t agree with you anymore. Just got 2021 Tanzanite Blue with 23inch wheels after trading in Tesla model X P100 D. This car is completely on a different planet of luxury and performance combination. My wife is so impressed about the overall package and now wants to get rid of her 2020 Cayenne Turbo and get another XB7!! Amazing Car for people who have families but don’t want to come compromise on performance or looks! Test drove the new 2021 MB GLS 63, in comparison to the Mercedes Benz although a good SUV but not as good as the BMW XB7! BMW Tunner Alpina really nailed this car. Again, thanks for you consistent great reviews and awesome videos keep up the great work..

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on the car in the proper spec

@SPZ909

7 ай бұрын

You're a lucky guy!

Fantastic SUV and love your new Fuji film because it makes all the colours really pop against your old style. So please keep using it x

That song for the intro is BADASS

The intro music is dope!!!

Sporty? 7 seats? Family beast wagon 🔥

@BondTheOGYT

3 жыл бұрын

Need one

@baronvonjo1929

3 жыл бұрын

It's so low it really does look like a wagon

@KevinKickChannel

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think there is anyone who unironically believes a 6 ft tall car with 0.7 ft of ground clearance is considered a wagon instead of an SUV. OP must be trolling

Keep up the awesome intros!

The Fuji Film looks amazing, please keep using it!

I request you guys to continue filming with the Fuji film.😉 It is a wow quality.

Wow, it’s really amazing seeing the car driving itself in the first few minutes

Is no one gonna mention how sharp the video is? Damn it's so cinematic it's crispy. Also, the car is beautiful!

Really like how the new camera works! Great colors! (Not a sabby tech-wise comment, I know)

When you're rich, but not so much 😂, Somebody somewhere is getting pissed..

@DexxonGamer77

3 жыл бұрын

I dont understand?

@tulus38

3 жыл бұрын

@@DexxonGamer77 original title I think.

@lfox02

3 жыл бұрын

@@tulus38 Yep. It was "When you're rich... But not Maybach rich"

@DexxonGamer77

3 жыл бұрын

@@lfox02 Lol maybach should be when your rich but not Rolls Royce rich.

@nelsonthomas5743

3 жыл бұрын

@@DexxonGamer77 Maybach >>> Rolls

This grill suits X7's character so perfectly.

Love the content guys! Keep it up

excellent episode. nice vintage rolex flex jacub. as for the camera filters. i think the new camera doesn't need a filter because it shoots so well, but adding filters occasionally is a good idea. like a vintage filter for a vintage car, or dramatic lighting in other shots.

Even the Telluride : *Shows Clip of a GV80*

This thing is massive and kinda looks... beautiful :O

Love the Fuji footage

Love the 80's guitar riff intro lol.

Love this SUV 🔥 in white paint

Great review! Is it just me or does that paint need a good detail? I saw alot of surface scratches

great vid!! more alpina's in the future pls :)

Your new camera quality is so good that I can see all the swirl marks on the paint.

The intro music 🤩🔥😍

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

Same song as Jakub's foxbody (if you can hear it over the exhaust): kzread.info/dash/bejne/eJN9sI-QgMfeZ7w.html

The A in alpina is stretched out to look like the road🤔

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

True

@susanmaggiora4800

3 жыл бұрын

Person Man Man Makes sense. Now I dislike it just a little less.

@PersonManManManMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@susanmaggiora4800 ok xD

Cant wait to buy this.. 20 years from now..

Love the fact that it rides low ! GANGSTA FOR SURE ! , great video !

notification : 3 minutes ago thestraightpipe's comment: 10 hours ago Very Nice.

@welfiblablabla

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that because patreons can watch it earlier?

That AlPineAh looks luxuriously luxurious.

Love it, need it in my driveway ASAP!!

When you see reviews on cars you possibly help build(depending on if you was working that night) and have driven so you kinda know how it feels to drive.

I own this car. I keep my alligator in the back and drive with my pet Liger up front all around town.

I wish Canada would get the BMW Alpina B3 Touring

Hey guys , You are amazing 🤩 I don’t know wether to enjoy both of you or the video 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

Wow! I was hoping you would review that! Thanks

Those Fuji's are a major major major GO

Massive fan of what Fuji is doing. We film our show with an X-T3. Highly recommended, especially from a performance vs money point of view.

Alpina Palisade FTW! In the mean time.. I died and went to heaven watching this one.. I was surprised to see this upload! Thanks guys!

I'm loving that Fuji with the stardard setting. Colors are super vibrant and made the vehicle pop, also love love the interior shots, very clear. It made the sony picture look dull. Might buy one myself.

‘When you are rich enough but not maybach rich’ That should have been the title lol

@Shift4g

3 жыл бұрын

When you are the senior practice partner, but not the retired owner.

I freaked out there was video today on a Wednesday.

@mclarenspeedtail8988

3 жыл бұрын

@Frank L ?

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

Its 12:54 P.M. I freaked out from seeing this video was here, on a Wednesday, today.

Nice camerawork, thanks Fuji

@ElijahPerrin80

3 жыл бұрын

Provia seemed to look the best.

master of the huricane - rocking for decades :D

I really wish BMW would bring the B3 here, no one can afford these high end Alpinas.

@MauriceBln1

3 жыл бұрын

B3 ist not BMW, it is also Alpina.

@PanameraTurboSEHybrid

3 жыл бұрын

I want that B5. Then id Wrap it in Cherry Red and powder coat the Rims Gunmetal. Beautiful!

@paname514

3 жыл бұрын

"no one can afford these high end Alpinas." XB7 sold out for 2020 few weeks after launch.

@wagrj5738

3 жыл бұрын

In 5 years most people will be able to afford it, if you can fix it buy it then

I heard the alpina packages are responsible for carmax adjusting their warranty packages and prices lol

Love the videos, guys :) If I can give a small suggestion, maybe consider adding metric units on the screen when you talk about things like HP, torque, fuel economy, etc? Just for viewers living outside of North America :)

Ayy Jakub with that Snatch clothing hoodie. Must be a 4wd 24/7 fan!

The A in their logo resembles highway, i think =))

@Avarage.Joe-David

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and it’s still a German company so the A looks like a highway or let’s say the A looks keine the Autobahn ;)

Could of presented you with a swirl free example, paint looks absolutely horrid and shouldn't need a buff this early in its life!

@Hallowsaw

3 жыл бұрын

That was one of the first things i noticed. Why do they not come ceramic coated...?

@inbloom08

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hallowsaw I think the bigger question is who is cleaning a $200,000 Alpina with sandpaper? 😂😂

@rare6499

3 жыл бұрын

That’s pretty much how all new black cars end up looking unless you get them professionally detailed. By the time they get to the dealer, have their first wash, get their PDI done, another wash, paints fucked already. Dealers don’t have the time to make sure they are perfect. I’ve never seen a perfect black car straight from a dealer.

@inbloom08

3 жыл бұрын

@@rare6499 You are right but it's not excusable by any means. I recently bought a red 7.5 GTI golf and made the dealership pay for a mobile detailer of my choosing to remove the swirls and holograms inflicted by horrible wash procedures out back before I drove away with it. Let's just say they didn't like my OCD levels at that dealership but screw em.

13:44 It's seems Jacob in a slow response of Yuri's sign to say "Box Test" 😆

Good camera selection, very high Fidelity video

2:07 ugh those swirls

@503TD

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what running it through the local car wash will do 😬

@ReasonedGouken

3 жыл бұрын

Shocking levels of paint swirl

@cwx8

3 жыл бұрын

@@503TD if you look hard enough at these water based eco paints they swirl

jakub how could you. us android users needed you to represent T.T

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

Android can always win me back. I'm loyal to cameras

@MobiusGT

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightPipes might i suggest a pixel phone?

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

@@MobiusGT you can suggest it but I had a Pixel. The video quality sucks and doesn’t shoot 24fps

@MobiusGT

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightPipes Fair enough, New galaxies rumored to come out in january, lets home they don't disappoint :)

@MobiusGT

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightPipes On a side note, i just wanna let you and Yuriy know that i think its awesome how often you guys respond to comments and tweets. I can really feel the love

I love what Fuji color science made for your video guys! my vote goes (of course) for the classic negative film simulation!!

Hey lads good review ! Still enjoying my GLA45 AMG 2018 - I will probably keep it forever 😅 Yep and did noticed the Pepsi 😀for the 1st time - Well deserved it’s a very just reward for creating one of the best car reviews channels out there ! Next GLA 45 s AMG 2020 please but also at the same time don’t put us all owners of the previous model down too much 😁 Regards from London 🇬🇧

The car was BIG, and so was the kidney grille...

@kylianchristoffer2384

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly didnt like it ay first but now i like the kidney grill a lot

@mdctt9021

3 жыл бұрын

If your car has an alpina badge, you dont really care.

@decian3358

3 жыл бұрын

Kylian Christoffer same lol I thought I was the only one

@shamrocky

3 жыл бұрын

It'll get bigger

@lancebrown775

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the only model that grill works on

Who is here before 1K views 👍🤘

Another great review, I might get another one. True Alpina colors are green and blue, the Alpina cars of the 60's through 90's weren't 20" wheels now they use 20's still the same designe, yes crazy buttons not paddles another tradition . I'm still crazy, I still like manuals of old, is the exhaust sound REALLY piped in they never did that before. I always have to watch you guys you remind me of my reviews, in the 80's & 90's ,I'm waiting for the next one.

You guys really have the best job🤩

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

It will be just a matter of time before this is in my neighbors driveway.

@sergeantlee7594

3 жыл бұрын

Rich neighbors?

@Alex.AL_26

3 жыл бұрын

@@sergeantlee7594 He has an regular B7 and an Escalade now. I am guessing when the lease on those 2 are up he will get the XB7 since it combined those 2 cars quite well.

@sergeantlee7594

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex.AL_26 holly fuck me!

@lilymae1030

3 жыл бұрын

What’s ur neighbors do

@Alex.AL_26

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilymae1030 owns a large factory

very Rare and expensive Car in Germany but build with a very High Quality.

@ahmedsi

3 жыл бұрын

Yea and after 60K miles bmw breaks

@edgar6051

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedsi shut up ahmed

@ahmedsi

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgar6051 I know facts hurt. Who pays $200K for kidney beans front end.

@alengreen589

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahmedsi maybe ?

I was wondering why your b-roll looked/"felt" different early on in the video, looks good with the new camera

Hi guys I love your videos so do many more Can you do a video comparing alpina xb7 and the gls 63

"It takes a lot of time" Shows Rolex

@RockBassist2112

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I knew they made good money with all the views they get, but I didn't know it was Rolex money.

@cameronstacy8785

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that cheeky placement haha. I noticed his Pepsi GMT Master II awhile ago, it's a great watch!

@TheBobfoc

3 жыл бұрын

Rolex Flex... 💪🏼

@TheStraightPipes

3 жыл бұрын

@@RockBassist2112 Started the channel in 2012 and bought myself a used Rolex 8 years later :)

@RockBassist2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheStraightPipes That's bomb! Congrats, dude. You earned it :)

You can't be a car enthusiast without referring to the movie RONIN.

@redbearhawk8292

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine it's a press car. Likely been around the block a few times at gas station car washes before photo shoots.

@MossA-ox7ys

3 жыл бұрын

Eh...that was just an OK car movie

the velvia filter looks good tbh, saturation levels on fleeeekkkk

YEAAAA LETS GO THEY DID IT AGAIN AT THE BEGINNING!!!

As a X-T4 user I approve of this video. 🤪 I wish I could say the same of the looks of that Alpina. 🙈

@andeleputo89

3 жыл бұрын

Alpina looks way nicer than that said excuse of an suv Cadillac makes

@michaelj7069

3 жыл бұрын

@@andeleputo89 sadly a low bar.

I reviewed a new 4 series yesterday and I have a vid coming soon to my channel about it and it reminded me of y’all! Y’all are role models 😊

Fuji is amazing good work biz shoutout from windsor

Keep up the great work bosses