“#6 is Scientology, oh man I’m gonna get shot over this one” lmao had me dead

@kinglissa2953

5 жыл бұрын

Bearded Napoleon me too was laughing so hard lol

@rubylambert3859

4 жыл бұрын

El ron is a f'n nitwit

@stephanniemorin

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny cause he moved to L.A.!

No. 11 Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption

@CarrieFisherman

8 жыл бұрын

We Got Six Envelopes Of Human Seed!

@thepainbringer6711

8 жыл бұрын

Seed!!! Leave your Seed!!!!

@vantave9946

8 жыл бұрын

I love John Oliver :D

@thepainbringer6711

8 жыл бұрын

+Amaz1ngWhale Who dosnt love him?

@eyuelbekele4499

8 жыл бұрын

+jihadthat777 It was used to mock televangelists.

“Church of Euthanasia?” Did you mean: *Thanos*

@lilhotfrie7440

5 жыл бұрын

Yes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DrunkenGuitarGuy

4 жыл бұрын

JJ trying to show how stupid you are??

@typicalorangedude7551

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkenGuitarGuy R/Woosh?

@johnosenbaugh2250

4 жыл бұрын

Church of euthanasia (screw them pinko bastards)

@thepushanddewproject

4 жыл бұрын

DrunkenGuitarGuy let’s play spot the cultist

Fun fact: it wasn’t koolaid in Jonestown, but a competing and less popular brand called Flavoraid.

@EliGutie

2 жыл бұрын

We get it you saw the documentary good job

@icecreamforcrowhurst

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, yes we know. Everyone knows. But Kool Aid is snappier to say so it’s Don’t drink the Kool Aid.

Before i knew it was a cult I thought Scientology were just people who liked science.

@doximation7471

6 жыл бұрын

Ferret Girl Gamer same I almost got in it and thought it was how to relif your stress because the guy handing me the panflet said it frees your stress(I didn’t know it was religion)

@bluediamondanimation1680

6 жыл бұрын

Ferret Girl Gamer so did I

@kellinichole7330

6 жыл бұрын

Ferret Girl Gamer me too 😂😂 face Palm

@stephentoth6003

6 жыл бұрын

Itsyaboi 91 Hopefully you find a good cult that can teach you spelling......... i dont even feel good after saying that. Ugh...... what has this world come to

@projectgaming7991

6 жыл бұрын

Ferret Girl Gamer sameeeee

11. PewDiePie's Subscribers

@matthewsantoro-behindthesc6420

8 жыл бұрын

+ZackaryVallesGames LOL ;)

@utkarshnigam1464

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Santoro - Behind the scenes I LOVE YOU

@utkarshnigam1464

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Santoro - Behind the scenes (no homo)

@7GamesUnlimited7

8 жыл бұрын

+ZackaryVallesGames nah we arent a cult a cult...would you like some kool aid?

@aexplodingpotato7045

8 жыл бұрын

Everything

Remember, people: always practice safe sects.

@itsmargemrssimpsonifyanast2016

5 жыл бұрын

Good one😂

@lannipie

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@TheDonSapius

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, good job. X3

@AshtonSnapp

4 жыл бұрын

I’m using this someday.

@D1BonGo

4 жыл бұрын

You Win 🤣

I'm not bald but matt, create a group (not a cult) for bald people, and i'll support you!

@kevinhornak2045

4 жыл бұрын

Theres nothing wrong with cults, a cult is just a movement of people usually a private group that usually have some kind of dogma. Literally all religions are cults. Hollywood has misused and abused the word cult occult and anything related. For example I'm a luciferian. We are technically a satanic cult, but we are really nothing like hollywood portrays us. For example they portray us alot as if we believe in killing humans for magickal means and we actually in real life have rules against stealing from others which includes blood or life force. We also dont use animals for sacrifices. Many of the stigmas about stuff like voodoo and witchcraft are purely false or are very old world ways which arent practiced anymore.

@ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin Hornak ..

@emmariah785

3 жыл бұрын

@@ruiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

@kevkicksassathalo

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a Kevin but God is my alley not the devil and idc what this guy says BY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

@aminebe1263

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevinhornak2045 Bruh...

Germany doesn't consider Scientology to be a religion, but an "abusive corporation masquerading as a religion." We need some of that stance over here.

who else thought of tom cruise when he said Scientology

@llersonMoreno-rz6by

8 жыл бұрын

*tom

@MoFiTheMagnificent

8 жыл бұрын

12llerson21 Moreno yeah

@cassandratodd6732

8 жыл бұрын

SSSAAAAAMMMEEE

@runk3216

8 жыл бұрын

Yup

@LightCoreDragon

8 жыл бұрын

+Motive No not really

3:48 okay, everyone shave your head, and join Matthews new cult. He said no taxes!

@letmypeoplego883

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I’m pretty fond of my hair.

@tedvital8093

4 жыл бұрын

Shiiiet I'd do it

@robbietheweirdo

4 жыл бұрын

I scrolled down just to see this type of comment

"So you dont get brainwashed by the wrong people" 😂😂😂😂 like there's the right people to be brainwashed by

@expdelphi1486

4 жыл бұрын

orangesicle RAINBOWS Yeah Christians they are the only religion that can do something a cult does and it’s alright

@stoneyJutsu

4 жыл бұрын

@@expdelphi1486 still doesnt make them the right people lol

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

OrangesicleRAINBOWS Exactly. They still harm many people and teach things that haven’t been proved as definitely true which alone messes with a lot. Talking from experience there.

@kwkreativeworks3725

4 жыл бұрын

ExpDelphi (A) You’re wrong about Christianity. (B) The only rainbow I would be okay with being brainwashed by is Dash.

@paperdirtbag1758

4 жыл бұрын

TieflingGEEK Shh the government is listening

Awww, I was hoping the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would be on this list

@zoeboughton578

7 жыл бұрын

Pastafarianism, yeah. That actually started out as a joke and got pretty serious. They don't have any really disturbing beliefs, though, so I think that's why they're not on the list.

@SurotaOnishi

7 жыл бұрын

+Zoe Boughton yeah the but list is about strange and weird cults and a bunch of people worshipping a Flying Spaghetti Monster definitely seems pretty odd, it should have at least been an honorable mention

@zoeboughton578

7 жыл бұрын

Surota Onishi Like I said, a good majority of them don't actually believe in it. The original dude was sort of making fun of Christians who didn't want evolution taught in schools, so he wrote a letter about how he didn't believe in evolution but in the FSM and blah blah blah. It sort of took off as a joke religion from there. The weirdest thing I've heard about them is that there are some members who wear kitchen implements on their heads and call them "religious headgear," but they're the exception rather than the rule.

@Nihontopride

7 жыл бұрын

That's not a cult, that's a REAL religion!

@kayc196

7 жыл бұрын

It's a joke. The people actually are just taking exactly what Christianity is and replacing everything with noodle terms. Like instead of Amen its Ramen. It's meant to show that if you can believe in a god then they can believe in a god that did the exact same things but is different in appearance. It's just to show the ridiculousness of a certain religion.

me: hears Matthew's cult idea. * shaves head *

@hgf921

7 жыл бұрын

SEPTIPLIER SHIPPER mark and jack shipper forever 👨‍❤️‍👨

@ladytechie01

7 жыл бұрын

tracy bell ☺

@gir.the.robodog.

6 жыл бұрын

Like the username

@glucky9046

6 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow brother *pulls of hood to reveal his bold head* I hear ye called of a meeting

@Fireglo

6 жыл бұрын

No posers!

Fun fact: I actually had to do a presentation over a cult of my choice for Psych I earlier this year. I chose "Raelism" if any of you bois heard about that. It was very interesting. I should've used this video for ideas/reference when I was making it earlier. Oh well. Good video nonetheless.

@arandomuser9459

3 жыл бұрын

justin gray I really wish I could do a presentation about a cult for school. Not even lying that sounds so interesting I’ll keep it in mind if I ever get write an essay or paper about something of my choice. I’ve watched a lot about cults but never heard of raelism what do they believe?

@stephanniemorin

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna do that! Jealous!

@Drdogo819

11 ай бұрын

TBH bro when I looked at the colt symbol I thought it was for nazis and juwish ☠☠☠

I guarantee that every single dislike is a triggered Scientologist 😂

@imposterblockade1826

4 жыл бұрын

We want to know you're location

@maxxard7992

4 жыл бұрын

Scientology is evil.

@patriciabusch4599

4 жыл бұрын

@@imposterblockade1826 😂😂😂

@patriciabusch4599

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@bri_8422

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 yeessss

No. 11 Pastafarian (Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)

@matthewwaterhouse5916

8 жыл бұрын

I'm a pastafarian. You got beef bro?

@robostanley6199

8 жыл бұрын

+Butt Char Join my cult of the burger! I need more people, I'm kind of in a pickle.

@KieraBey

8 жыл бұрын

+Foxy the Pirate Mmmmm, burger...

@Iforgot1479

8 жыл бұрын

+Mister Niceguy I don't think that's a real cult

@blah6331

8 жыл бұрын

+Iforgot1479 thank you. as a pastafarian, i can confirm this. the mighty spaghetti monster does not accept blind faith of cultists. only the years spent in study by the religious followers of the religion will satiate his hunger.

Im not bald but imma join matthews cult

@docsamurai9199

7 жыл бұрын

+

@ronronthebat1740

7 жыл бұрын

YASSSS I'm am now in his colt

@ellesaresq8395

7 жыл бұрын

+Lilacgirl 77 Hail not Hale

@IceHarvest929

7 жыл бұрын

me too but I'm not having goat sex with anyone.

@chickenpermission426

7 жыл бұрын

Ditto

Also the Mormons lol although people seem to let them slide since they’re smart enough to enforce a “be polite always” policy

@arandomuser9459

3 жыл бұрын

Zach Cochran They are definitely a cult and a dangerous one too. I feel so so bad for the ex Mormons who had to grow up around that.

His beard line is so clean...

Lesson 59 on how to start a cult: Step 1: Throw in some aliens Behold! You have a cult!

@Medbread

8 жыл бұрын

Lesson 60 on how to start a cult: Step 1: Stare at the next thing you see for 5 minutes. Then stare at another thing for 5 minutes. Door? Window? OBVIOUSLY THE WINDOW GODS HAVE COME TO OPEN THE DOORS TO THE ALL-BRAIN WHICH WILL GIVE ALL OF THEIR FOLLOWERS UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE!!! Boom. You have a cult.

@sailoritaly

8 жыл бұрын

Yangyouchuan Lesson 61: Offer everyone some Kool Aid

@thefifamaster9099

8 жыл бұрын

+Sailor Italy Lesson 62: teach them how to write (u need to learn how to write cool)

@user-we9pt4xg4j

8 жыл бұрын

+THE FIFA MASTER 909 That's how you spell "Kool-Aid" which is a beverage.Google it.

@helsinreaper

8 жыл бұрын

+Sailor Italy don't forget the cyanide.

I was part of a cult that said if I didn't believe as they did I'd burn in a pit of fire for eternity.

@twilliamspro

8 жыл бұрын

Christianity?

@nojatha4637

8 жыл бұрын

Why'd you leave?

@Kaiiq

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@cheshirecat6438

8 жыл бұрын

+Nojatha He was mesmerized by the prospect of an eternal life and i guess he likes barbecue.

@secondswell

8 жыл бұрын

True Christianity isn't a cult it's all the religion's tied to it like catholicism that taint it.

“Turn off your tv and think for yourself” says the person in a cult, standing next to the other person, in a cult, telling you to “eat people, not animals”. Riiiiight....

"Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard at this!!!

lololol "Scientology... oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" You clearly know this cult.

@veronika_franz

5 жыл бұрын

whereas is he sure that it's been created in 1952? is it that young?

@nonutnovember1873

5 жыл бұрын

Veronika Franz yeah lmao

@nicole7105

5 жыл бұрын

smosh?

@mtonitonit2456

5 жыл бұрын

@@veronika_franz yes it was reated by L Ron hubbard. A science fiction writer. Not at all to be compared to H.P Lovecraft and the cults which his writings spawned AFTER his own death.

@veronika_franz

5 жыл бұрын

@@mtonitonit2456 never heard of this Lovecraft before... besides, SO is quite one of the largest cults, but I also noticed that some behavior, which might be seen as cult due to labelling etc., might also be some sort of trend like some health topic at KZread.

i mean you can believe in watever you want just dont kill, rape, abuse and hate.

@BOLT_TF_UP

8 жыл бұрын

where's the fun in that

@theonetrueGiraffe

8 жыл бұрын

Anger and hatred are natural human responses to perceived injustice. Saying don't do that is both impossible and cruel. These are necessary.

@TheLionKiller101

8 жыл бұрын

+Giraffe Cruelty and hurting innocents is never necessary. It's also natural to bring those that would inflict harm onto others to justice, so.

@theonetrueGiraffe

8 жыл бұрын

Butt of a Joke None of that had anything to do with what I said. So....

@TheLionKiller101

8 жыл бұрын

Giraffe Well, what OP said had nothing to do with injustice

Matthew is so entertaining, I love watching him, no matter what the subject is he makes it interesting.

Got an ad for the scientology network right after he called them a cult 🤔

@gloryoffandoms4844

4 жыл бұрын

Scientology sounds weird

@Catquick1957

3 жыл бұрын

@@gloryoffandoms4844 It's waaaaaay weirder than it sounds.

11. Feminism

@Andrew29985

8 жыл бұрын

So true

@kashmiirr7634

8 жыл бұрын

Yup!

@EsotericMedic

8 жыл бұрын

Yep. True af.

@Zxzero36

8 жыл бұрын

More like feminnazis the crazy feminists. who make the news

@ryandbread

8 жыл бұрын

Yep!

973 Scientology members disliked this video. Carry on.

@robzamora2334

7 жыл бұрын

3 of those were femanisis members they were triggered.

@myidentityisamystery5142

7 жыл бұрын

1k

@asha_vere

7 жыл бұрын

+Speak Up actually no, this feminist wasn't triggered, so quit being ignorant.

@asha_vere

7 жыл бұрын

namcokid carry on

@LeonidasXRated

7 жыл бұрын

+Fallen Angel three of those were feminists NOT YOU M8 earth don't go around you.

"Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one".... lmaooo you're too funny man! I seriously cant get enough of your vids!

6:11 fun fact Voice actor of chef from South Park is a follower of Scientology

@jenniferloving9054

4 жыл бұрын

That was Isaac Hayes.

@outlaw40034098

4 жыл бұрын

Was... he’s dead, very very dead

#1 "The Internet"

@ANT-ej8ob

8 жыл бұрын

+marc go yaaaasss!

@apatheticobserver5290

8 жыл бұрын

+marc go Brother Marc is there a problem?

@crescentmom

8 жыл бұрын

The best cult in the world

@CollinBuckman

8 жыл бұрын

+marc go Nah, the internet is more of a hivemind overlord in beta.

@kdc_creative

8 жыл бұрын

+Collin Buckman (Ser Buckman) Nice Game Theory reference.

i swear every of matthew's videos i just stare at his teeth

@nathanellison594

8 жыл бұрын

lol me too

@twilliamspro

8 жыл бұрын

i go from Teeth to light reflecting off his head and back again

@limzx8627

8 жыл бұрын

I focus more on the forehead

@GeneralSteelflex

8 жыл бұрын

+taha omar I look at his perfect teeth. Then I take a look at my teeth in the mirror. Crooked as fuck, one tooth randomly jutting out farther than the others, one of my front teeth overlapping the other... This is how I know there is not god.

@CharnekieBoss

8 жыл бұрын

You're not alone...

My sister was in a cult but she didnt find out until she went into another state with them , she got scared so my uncles drove 13 hours just to get her

@thegreaterg8r148

5 жыл бұрын

Which cult? And is she ok now?

@idontknowsobackoff3085

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegreaterg8r148 it was the moonies and she's fine now

You should make one of the most normal cults you've never heard of.

honorable mention: Westboro Baptist Church

@baruchben-david4196

5 жыл бұрын

Dishonorable...

@FallenAziraphale

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the number one spot should have gone to Christianity or religion as a whole.

@kurosu6518

5 жыл бұрын

@@FallenAziraphale no

@FallenAziraphale

5 жыл бұрын

Cruz15D4b35t What a well thought out, masterfully articulated response. I believe religion as a collective should be on this list because it IS a cult. Christianity is a death cult. They spend their entire lives looking forward to their own death and the central figure of the religion is a literal human sacrifice.

@kurosu6518

5 жыл бұрын

@@FallenAziraphale dude you're thinking too much about this, Christians aren't happy about death. Sure we believe in heavan, but you really think people are killing themselves just so they can go to heavan? Nobody really looks forward to dying, but the afterlife takes some if the pain away.

So to sum everything up, the reason for start a cult is to get laid or be god?

@shordore278

7 жыл бұрын

+Morten Bakke Pretty much.

@Doctor_Birds

7 жыл бұрын

Morten Bakke or get money and not pay taxes. like a specific cult... see if you can guess what im thinking.

@AeonQuasar

7 жыл бұрын

DarkMatter879 Texas?

@Doctor_Birds

7 жыл бұрын

Morten Bakke ?

@kirbysuperstar5494

7 жыл бұрын

Morten Bakke uhhhhhhh yeah sure

So glad to see you back in my feed Mathew

All your videos make me laugh no matter what the subject matter. Thank you.

11. The Supernatural Fandom!

@DannieJ312

8 жыл бұрын

+Madeline_Grace YAS! XD

@deliciator855

8 жыл бұрын

+Madeline_Grace Idjit, we aren't crazy

@hihihihihihihihihi37

8 жыл бұрын

ayyyyy I see you

@esidk_

8 жыл бұрын

HELLS YEAH

@esidk_

8 жыл бұрын

HELLS YEAH

I heard L Ron Hubbard started Scientology because of a bet, stating, "People will believe in anything". Is this true?

@frankboff1260

6 жыл бұрын

Anastasia's Hole in the Holler Creations I don’t think so- that was Trump.

@judithwatson6859

5 жыл бұрын

Tania PinkSky ➡ And P.T. Barnum...

@davidbehrens4781

5 жыл бұрын

He said something along the lines of "if I wanted to make a bunch of money, I would start a church."

@tuckerdog991

5 жыл бұрын

Anastasia's Hole in the Holler Creations e

@GhostGirl21502

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know about a bet, but it's documented that he came up with scientology while in a mental institute. That fact alone should tell people what they're really about.

Man, you are hilarious, try not to get down on your self. You're amazing!

Matt I’m new to your channel but I Cant get enough of you😂YOUR 💯💯keep it up fam

I think Aum Shinrikyo is still active but with small numbers. Forgot to mention the devoted Kardashianites.

ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER

@rockyboi742

8 жыл бұрын

HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS

@AaronGeraldo

8 жыл бұрын

+rockyboi742 😂😂😂😂 oh fuck he boiled for our sins 😂😂😂😂

@minnty9645

8 жыл бұрын

Ya'll need jesus

@14ZVS88

8 жыл бұрын

RAMEN BROTHERS MAY HE BLESS YOU WITH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE

@EsotericMedic

8 жыл бұрын

Atheists these days.

I never thought I would ever be in a cult until I joined AA for legal reasons.

@iliketostayanonymous2261

3 жыл бұрын

Mrkrazy EddyDog what’s AA?

@mrkrazyeddydog1419

3 жыл бұрын

@@iliketostayanonymous2261 Alcohol Anonymous

@debraallen5451

3 жыл бұрын

I belong to AA, it is not a cult, it a help group that has helped thousands to straighten out the lives, thank goodness they exist or I wouldn't be here today, I'm a proud owner of AA.

@julianarh4900

3 жыл бұрын

same, I mean AA is actually supposed to be a program for those struggling with addiction, & it has helped many in that case. but a lot of the people running in them are in fact people who came from religious cults or if not that then pyramid schemes, which have similarities to them. so then all these people mix up together in AA, they brainwash each other, habits of one another get picked up, & all sorts of things, & so they just end up doing the same they did in whichever cult like thing they come from, only thing that is likely is that they do it with being sober

@louthawriter

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianarh4900 I worked in rehab for a while. We used to take the clients to their AA meetings. Definitely felt like a cult lol

It’s been a while since I watched one of your videos :) nice seeing ya again

If I made a cult, it would be the cult of common sense.

@Shilgne1

6 жыл бұрын

Nightshade That's usually how it starts.

@aprilborn199x

6 жыл бұрын

I'd join... Do we get cool hats tho???

@Halo3machenima

6 жыл бұрын

Sure, why not :)

@just.mxtt.f1312

5 жыл бұрын

The cult of procrastination,, I'll talk about it tomorrow

@jumpemlikeabeast4810

5 жыл бұрын

Nightshade xD I WOULD BE CO-LEADER I have lots of common sense.

All religions started as small cults. Its just what has become accepted and what fell by the wayside.

@markgee2.085

4 жыл бұрын

@EFC Tv you say that because thats what you have been growing up learning also dont forget the crusades. Also if you fully explain christanity out loud it sounds just as crazy as any other religion. Im a christian but i can still see the hypocrisy and flaws in the religion

“Sounds a lil wacko to me “ 😅😂😂😂😂

lol the way matt says "aka sane people" makes me laugh

I find it super creepy that half of Hollywood is in Scientology...

@firerescue10000

8 жыл бұрын

I mean it's just a cult that's "leader" was also a Si-Fi writer so it could all just be one of his scrapped novels.

@Acucido

8 жыл бұрын

+makeyousparkle Maybe they know something we don't * creepy music starts sounding

@solrac4512

8 жыл бұрын

But how do you know that this is true? He didn't link any sources. I honestly couldn't tell if he was joking or not.

@Boomken76

8 жыл бұрын

+makeyousparkle not so much when you know what pulls people into cults. There folks looking for a connection with people that wount judge them, makes them feel valued and safe. I used to think them as Darwinism at work but later in life I rly do feel sorry for people that get sucked in. Often there just searching for some where to belong and b apart of something bigger then them selves.

@TheSuperbadNation

8 жыл бұрын

No where near half

3:00 ''WATCHA DOING MAN!!!!'' .. This should be a meme

@abdulrahmansafwat5370

8 жыл бұрын

+Solvey your channel looks useful and can come in handy ... Subscribed

This was hilarious! Thank you!!! Well done!!!

Loved the episode first one of yours I've seen but will watch more. P.S. I'm also from Toronto.

I can only imagine what it'd be like if a member of one of these cults watched this video.

@narval1234567890

8 жыл бұрын

+The Sharp Cane I can only imagine what it'd be like if one of these cults are saying the truth and we just think they are crazy :P

@narval1234567890

8 жыл бұрын

Digglemir XD I'm not a cultist don't worry just intrigued if one day we realise that in fact they were right, the look on people's faces (including me ) would be priceless, but for know it is utter bullshit ^^

@danielaudeoud9855

8 жыл бұрын

+The Sharp Cane A Lunar Cultist disliked this video

@kakashihatake9717

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Santoro LIES

@cybersha6843

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Santoro Lol

i have a cult called dank memes

@jamesonshoemake2060

6 жыл бұрын

Where do I sign up

@trashyee7301

6 жыл бұрын

How does one join.

@xxxender111xxx6

6 жыл бұрын

I request to join the fine cult *ahem* IM PICKLE RICK

@internationalminds3753

6 жыл бұрын

I am woah may I join

@ultimateleagacy3464

6 жыл бұрын

I wish to join plz plz

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

You're the most goofiest dude I've ever watched but you're so interesting!

"Oh man... Im gonna get shot over this one" 😂 I died

ALL HAIL OUR GREAT LEADER MATHEW SANTORO AND PRAISE HIS BALDNESS

@jaspherdavegenterone2264

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha yeah.. All hail supreme baldness

@evilbilla

6 жыл бұрын

Vemnae Vantor I want to rub his head for good luck lol and humorism

Awesome video! It’s a subject I’ve been kind of stuck on lately! Also, WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?

I like to freeze on the first frame and just laugh at that expression on your face! LOL. looks like ur chanting OM....

Who else saw the irony when he said "and you guys wonder why I'm still in Toronto and not LA"

@LadyPillon

6 жыл бұрын

Danny Lagan Gonzalez yeah; there is a centre for that here.

@jorgenevarez4466

6 жыл бұрын

2018 anyone?

King Santoro!!!!! All Hail Santoro!

@sashatoao8421

8 жыл бұрын

All hail Santoro!

@jacksyps8059

8 жыл бұрын

Ad Victorian!

@kevintemple245

8 жыл бұрын

+Christina Flores All Hail King Santoro! If we drink the kool-aid, will our hair grow back?

@playingwithstars

8 жыл бұрын

Kevin Temple We'll have to find out.

@zacharynadeau3435

8 жыл бұрын

Santorismatics UNITE

I feel like I've learned lots:) I like how you don't care what you look like in order to teach and grab anyone's attention eventhough it made u look close minded at times. Informational af tho 👍🏽

All Hail to King Pelleda-Awesomeness aka The tax-free bald king

#11 Illuminarty

@Devo57

8 жыл бұрын

Loominarty confirmed

@johnhall5479

8 жыл бұрын

+Earl Landers #12 Spell Check

@earllanders7159

8 жыл бұрын

John Hall yep

@johnhall5479

8 жыл бұрын

+Earl Landers No, God’s Penis is not a biological organ. I never said God’s Penis was the same as man’s penis. Obviously it wouldn’t be. That is why I pointed out God has a Holy, Righteous Penis. That is to say, it’s not the same as man’s corrupted, fleshy one. -

@earllanders7159

8 жыл бұрын

John Hall​ uhh wat m8?

Don't forget 11. The Phandom

@terezipyrope8356

8 жыл бұрын

... Yeah. The skin fic it's all I can think about now.

@parceltoungeharmon4524

8 жыл бұрын

+Terezi Pyrope Try the Hat fic...

@tombrady7039

8 жыл бұрын

I hate those guys

@danmayorga9

8 жыл бұрын

Aka Supernatural fans

@anitaturri9514

8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew McG yeah i totally hate those guys! *millions of photos of Dan and Phil fall out of my coat* WHAT I'M JUST HOLDING THIS FOR A FRIEND. *picks photos when more photos fall out* THEY'RE NOT MINE I SWEAR. *sweats nervously*

Hahahaha I just discovered your channel. You're hilarious 😂 "Pancake people in the sky" 🤦‍♀️ lol

@pwndecaf

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@hellothere3097

5 жыл бұрын

@@pwndecaf watch the video

@pwndecaf

5 жыл бұрын

@@hellothere3097 I did. What is a pancake in the sky?

2:14 they're gonna be really sad.

There was a Nuwabian temple in my hometown. Looked like a big, awesome, golden pyramid. I always thought it was a funhouse as a kid. They still had active members around before I left in the early 2000's. You could recognize them by their unique haircuts. I was amazed when my mom parents told me about them!

Forgot Westboro Baptist

@Surftouka

5 жыл бұрын

That too & others... maybe some much more dangerous some rather not mention them.

@ninavalencia5736

5 жыл бұрын

Karl Addis Westboro doesn’t actively try to recruit members nor does it make anybody stay or try to cause harm when someone tries to leave. Very different

@richferguson6860

5 жыл бұрын

Cult leaders are articulate and we'll spoken, Fred Phelps had marble mouth and spit when he talked. So w.b.c wasn't really a cult

Where is the LDS (Mormon "church") on ur list? It's one of the stranger ones that has MANY FOLLOWERS

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

Stephanie Kelly Exactly. It should be top 5.

@charismacanty4396

4 жыл бұрын

i’m in lds

@dabtican4953

3 жыл бұрын

Uh it's not really too weird tbh

Maybe a little tired.. I cried laughin the portrait King 😂😂😂

"Don't get brainwashed by the wrong group of people." As opposed to getting brainwashed by the RIGHT group of people

@ToutCQJM

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Fishron exactly.

@rlee1231

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Fishron 😂 I was thinking the same thing!!!

@marynelijah4671

6 жыл бұрын

If someone tries to brain wash you its never good

@deadwardshittyhands4207

6 жыл бұрын

Lord Fishron or left

@achihabhalib7435

6 жыл бұрын

those claiming "NO BRAINWASH" all the time are just ppl incapable of learning anything

*Damn South Park was right about Scientology*

@sparklecanada0112

4 жыл бұрын

and Chef(Isaac Hayes) didn't like that fact.

That Czech cult looks kinda groovy.

@hanasan4845

5 жыл бұрын

Back when seeing this video for the first time, I hoped he won't mention anything Czech, since, that's where I am from, and I heard about a guy getting killed by some cult from a girl from town(through I heard it in a "I know a guy and that knows a guy and..." kind of a way, so who knows) and then I heard him say "Czech cult" and I was freaked out. Then I listened to what kind of a cult it is... And I wasn't freaked out anymore.

Great video; you have tons of charisma and are quite an entertaining narrator!👍🏻😂🎉

I'm gonna join a cult... A Blue Oyster Cult

@raziel1132

7 жыл бұрын

hey i get it!...........fuck im old.

@mghtykckz9670

7 жыл бұрын

police academy bruhh

@craftycactus3965

7 жыл бұрын

the motto for it is "be with us, don't fear the reaper"

@mackenzieackley5607

7 жыл бұрын

I get it

@cindycasely9245

7 жыл бұрын

Hello everyone. I have one question for you. R.U. Ready 2 Rock?

The suicide cult people's left me with questions, why cannibalism and sodomy?

@ArataMomokoUTAU

8 жыл бұрын

You can't have kids if you do it in the butt, and if you eat other people you help decrease the population.

@lolabigcups7121

8 жыл бұрын

Samara Coria I afraid that made sense.

@cardboardtenshi1008

8 жыл бұрын

+lola bigcups I am a bit with the cult, i don't want to reproduce, but i am against murder, cannibalism and i don't really know what to think of abortion.

@Baerbar

8 жыл бұрын

+Dragonytamer2 haha i am the same. it was a little too extreme:P

@eleonorasmith4612

8 жыл бұрын

+Dragonytamer2 What about consented cannibalism(eating someone who agreed to be eaten after they die)?

Bro your background trip me out💯🤣🤣

In love with the fact that Edinburgh is being said correctly ❤️

and look who's moving to LA with the Scientology members😂😂

@matnicholson9469

7 жыл бұрын

Chloe Hom Ikr. Well now he knows to not be friends with Tom Cruise lol

@gamegeek1717

6 жыл бұрын

Hey my name’s Chloe

the atheism is strong in these Comments

@utkarshnigam1464

8 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!!!!

@hermannsamuelsen108

8 жыл бұрын

Yup

@QuinSkew

8 жыл бұрын

+Hermann Samuelsen Common sense and facts basically n

@BottleWaterson

8 жыл бұрын

isnt half of it wonderful

@QuinSkew

8 жыл бұрын

I guess. They did show awesome weapons and war tactics. I hate war but I love strategy

The Cosmic People of Light Powers tried to recruit me via KZread years ago. I had a good laugh.

Your expressions and mannerisms are too cute, and made me laugh!😂👍 Your hard work, and interesting content is much appreciated. Thanks!😘

pass the scissors i'm going bald

@jonathan9066

7 жыл бұрын

it's over nerdthousand lol be kinda hard to get bald with scissors bro

When do you think Prince Philip found out about the cult though like did someone come into his office or something one day and say "you know there's a cult that worships you" "what"

@CatMom5050

6 жыл бұрын

trash can Has he ever gone to see them? That is the main thing I'm wondering!!

@mchris63

5 жыл бұрын

he said yes

@mildredpierce4506

5 жыл бұрын

Our Love Grows, didn't you watch the video? Matt said Phillip went to see the tribe.

Thank you for saying Edinburgh correctly!

Thsnks. Had me rolling.

Wow, no Westboro Baptist church ? Okay then..

@ilovebabyyoda712

6 жыл бұрын

The Reaper Yeah that one needs to be on the list. They're just plain hateful.

@boredandihaveyoutube8175

6 жыл бұрын

The Reaper Ikr

@aidenlindsay4637

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@GM79868

6 жыл бұрын

I agree Westboro is bad but just remember not all Baptist are bad

@AEarls1015

6 жыл бұрын

As a christian....I 100% agree with Westboro being a cult and not baptist for that matter. (I'm not baptist btw) Westboro stand for nothing that christians believe. All bigotry and money laundering. Nothing goes to the community or the broken.

Man, the way he started the scientology entry was Matthew's funniest moment ever! "Oh man, I'm gonna get shot over this one..." xD

“I got a big day of living tomorrow!” 🤣

Man I love dungeons and dragons but these guys are on another level....

you are a perfect comic book character, I will use your personality and physical features in my series......

@mychemicalhoemance2499

7 жыл бұрын

Ok special snowflake

@jennabruce96

7 жыл бұрын

my chemical hoemance nice name

"Oh man I'm gonna get shot over this one" 😂💯

@keishamariedouglas

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Reif that line made the video!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Matthew, when I watch you talk I feel like I'm watching a cartoon for real dude.

You've got that cult leader crazy look, you should start a cult