You forgot about the guy who had the longest beard. He tripped on his own beard while to escape a fire and died.

@Preposter

7 жыл бұрын

Not that embarrassing. it's more ironic.

@oreocean2783

7 жыл бұрын

Jino Lim I mean he still died by his own beard which is still pretty embarrassing.

@aarons3653

7 жыл бұрын

Jino Lim, you trip on your own beard for a change! Jk...

@mikabossink3779

7 жыл бұрын

Sakura Girl well, that is why I don't want a beard

@bp4freak

7 жыл бұрын

We all know you just can't grow more than slight stubble

I guess im supposed to feel bad for the people who died in this video, but i only feel bad for that chicken.

@Kirukitsu

5 жыл бұрын

I keep seeing comments about a chicken and I'm getting nervous about this chicken I hear of. [Edit:] OH. ಠ_ಠ

@technicolorrose5549

5 жыл бұрын

Kirukitsu 😂🤣😂🤣

@katf1sher

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic brings me life

@Mario-vs1qm

5 жыл бұрын

Ye

@usamazulqarnain8420

5 жыл бұрын

@PLEASENINTENDONT I don't know why so many people have that mentality.

Matt: Crushed By Stone Boobies Me: *+*dies of laughter*+*

@donadeavera9608

5 жыл бұрын

I die laughing every time I think of it. Hahaha. Of course I have 36Ds and get rise comments all the time.

@shannoso6918

4 жыл бұрын

@@donadeavera9608 And number one the most embarrassing way someone died: Died from laughing at stone boobs

@lig6087

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@lig6087

4 жыл бұрын

@@shannoso6918 Stop saying it 🤣🤣🤣

@hannahlarocco4699

2 жыл бұрын

Really

Lmao.... "the chicken was literally caught between a rock and a hard place"..!! 💀💀

@bryn1063

2 жыл бұрын

RIP chicken, karma got him and Sadly the chicken too..

@2pitaly332

Жыл бұрын

Poor little thing I hope he's in a better place.....the Chicken not that freak that did that too them.

My life is more embarassing than these deaths

@erincurrie6956

7 жыл бұрын

Killermxst honestly same

@ThomasSyre65

7 жыл бұрын

hi

@ThomasSyre65

7 жыл бұрын

cheeseburger

@WillysToys

7 жыл бұрын

I love cheeseburgers

@velvet4299

7 жыл бұрын

Killermxst I can 1000% relate

my brother once completely wiped out on a bike and got a bunch of cuts on his arms and legs (nothing too serious mostly road rash) and the first thing I said to him was that if he'd been wearing a helmet his injuries would have been the exact same, which made my mom mad at me.

@sharkquisha3407

7 жыл бұрын

Dezeray Hope that is true lol

Guy: *Molests chicken* God: "Ok buddy, that's messed up. You gotta go."

1"How did you die?" 2"I saved a child" Me: "I slipped on toilet paper and broke my neck

@alainvanderpoorten1335

4 жыл бұрын

1 question Is this a gacha life reference ?

@duolingoowl127

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@beepbeep360

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@everyone.loves.mee_

4 жыл бұрын

Me: Did someone take toilet paper and put it on cement??

@minaashido5678

3 жыл бұрын

I'll probably go out being clumsy

Poor chicken 🐔 RIP

@jordaneades7890

6 жыл бұрын

At least the guy died while getting his rocks off!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Mayzmayz

6 жыл бұрын

Charles Lawson hey i saw this girl dying and then sent a comment on a youtub vid befor she di-

@TheRealCursedGopnik

6 жыл бұрын

Alana Emani i saw that comment already and it's not funn-

@Mayzmayz

6 жыл бұрын

Goku Son you know other people have differmt sence of humor

@bryanv3340

5 жыл бұрын

Funny I eat chickens they go straight into my belly

Heres a embarrising death that happened in my family. My uncle, whom I will call "Frank" was at my home, eating with my family on halloween. During this feast however, Frank's heart gave out while he was eating some cocktail shrimp. This death was pretty ironic, since my uncle once told me if he ever had a last meal, it wouldve been cocktail shrimp.

@blythesprite7096

6 жыл бұрын

Pablo Mexico I'm sorry for your loss... But he died eating what he wanted :)

@rhodeandzeus6960

6 жыл бұрын

Blythe Hailey Its ok, my life's filled with some weird deaths and family members, for example my cousin and aunt are in a incestuall relationship with together. And my aunts ex boyfriend died while playing his "fire" mixtape, while on fire

@maxrequisite

6 жыл бұрын

Pablo Mexico that's not a ironic but instead a coincidence.

@benny375

6 жыл бұрын

Pablo Mexico LOL

@cosmobane6995

6 жыл бұрын

Pablo Mexico I accidently read that as "Eating my family"

Who else thought of dumb ways to die

@chibidog5388

4 жыл бұрын

Mee

@kaitiericketts1566

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@iveone494

4 жыл бұрын

Yep I have all the dumb ways to die MERCH so I paused it put on my MERCH of dumb ways to die to watch this

@brandysteiner5106

4 жыл бұрын

Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiiiieee

@HelloThere-os3ev

4 жыл бұрын

Me

Omg so my ringtone is law and order and so after he was done talking about the orgasmictron and said the man died my ringtone played 😂😂😂

@mrtinybrains

4 жыл бұрын

That is beautiful

@susannunez3100

4 жыл бұрын

Dude that must've been so hilarious 😂

@itsanoldmeme

4 жыл бұрын

How do u change ringtone how

@itsanoldmeme

4 жыл бұрын

🥺🥺

@gtadamise162

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsanoldmeme your brain is smaller than the face in your profile picture

If I was to die, I'd be remembered for being crushed by boobs sculpted out of rock. I know, I'm such a disappointment

@rawrdino7046

7 жыл бұрын

Caitlyn Mullins better hope the death certificate says crushed my boobs

@camullins3004

7 жыл бұрын

So tru doh

@briannamullins5713

7 жыл бұрын

Caitlyn Mullins you stole my last name!

@suckit3032

7 жыл бұрын

laughing at u

@prometheus8457

7 жыл бұрын

Sarcastic Fangirl nice name 😂

"And he got crushed by the boobage" had me dying😂😂😂

@jackieaponte167

3 жыл бұрын

._______________.

@jayyjayy4607

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one🤣😭😭😭

@streetpeter3210

3 жыл бұрын

The excess boobage :p

@andrewgrove1691

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

Who else is watches this video in 2019 still can't believe that poor chicken lol

@TheCozyRiolu

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@isaacfraker423

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@lambsauce8272

4 жыл бұрын

Wassup

@vishweshmanerkar4302

4 жыл бұрын

Me in 2020

@apersonwhoenjoysrangasmr8961

4 жыл бұрын

2020 for me

So crazy! When you talked about the lawyer who accidentally committed suicide, the science behind the glass used in skyscrapers has always struck my curiosity. I never liked going near the windows in skyscrapers for the very same reason he was trying to prove. To know that he proved himself right as he pushed the window out of the building and plummeted to his death actually answered a long-time question of mine. Thank you.

Dumb ways to die...

@inukaiser

7 жыл бұрын

i thought the same hahah

@naruhinastarr

7 жыл бұрын

...so many dumb ways to die ~

@mauricethegecko9700

7 жыл бұрын

Much Pugs BADDEST

@Spectrum16

7 жыл бұрын

Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait [Refrain:] Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie [Refrain] Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place [Refrain] Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? [Refrain] Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die Be safe around trains... a message from Metro

@th3cr_gamer_67

7 жыл бұрын

Ridoncyoulovem 123 soo many ways too dye-aaah

"He choked on a chorrizo"-Coco

@bluecretan7441

5 жыл бұрын

"No [he] got food poisoning! They're very different!" -same

@peanutbutterjarinspace5903

5 жыл бұрын

XD THIS IS SO FUNNY!

@zey2603

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. that was what i was thinking when i clicked on this vid hahah

@buffmywifi3839

5 жыл бұрын

AAA

@pidgedidge

5 жыл бұрын

"See, this is why I hate musicians. A bunch of self important jerks!" "Hey, I'm a musician." "You are?"

Fact: Elvis died while taking a poop. "dropping hunks of burning love"

@susannunez3100

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I didn't know that wtf lol

@jessieb9384

4 жыл бұрын

@@susannunez3100 That's because its not true Elvis over dosed in the bathroom and died his family and manager tried to cover it up but the autopsy results came out and showed how he really died Elvis had a major pill problem which ultimately killed him

@philipdefibaugh7127

4 жыл бұрын

Elvis by doing so was practicing TCB taking care of business. Lol

@loganmalough2379

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Collins well, not exactly. He actually died from cardiac arrest while IN the bathroom.

@IP0Monsturd

4 жыл бұрын

True. I saw a documentary. Elvis was found with his pajamas around his ankles near toilet. He was taking a dump, had a heart attack. Then the King fell off his throne.

Hey this glass is unbreakable, watch! *jumps through window* Phhhhffffoooooooooooo Pft. That’s all folks!

@MisterSleep1123

5 жыл бұрын

Technically, the frame gave way. So in a sense, the glass only broke because of the freefall.

@_xvgladiat0rvx120

4 жыл бұрын

Actually I don't think the glass broke at all

@ryadosseily8915

4 жыл бұрын

wooow ill jump too *jumps*

@BennyLlama39

4 жыл бұрын

And all you see from the open window is a Wiley Coyote-style dust cloud when the guy hits the ground. 😀

@zarinazara9559

3 жыл бұрын

This one amuses me cause I work in a window factory😂😂

This guy opens his eyes really wide

@ReikoKishimoto

5 жыл бұрын

C c b hf. Oobkk klkk xt t uk ul. Lyonlnk ut

@nicolaypastore

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaleighhayden6579 the maid from get out when she started crying?

@dingychick307

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@viewing845

4 жыл бұрын

Ye

@prettymae6852

4 жыл бұрын

Qwerty Boi forreal it’s very creepy

"I'm going to ram on this window and brag about how strong the glass is." "I won't do that if I were you, dude." "Why so?" "Because 23 years from now, the Internet will be a massive thing, and some bald guy with perfect teeth will make a list video for people around the world to watch, while making fun of you."

@neuralmute

7 жыл бұрын

Dude, I'm from Toronto and we've been laughing at this guy for 23 years already. So has everyone who's followed the Darwin Awards since then. He's idiot famous.

@uwuwatsthis1746

7 жыл бұрын

Glasses&Mouthplates I ❤️ that comment!!! 😂😂😂

@ihzamirashyid9901

7 жыл бұрын

Sara Langis i also 💛 it 😂

@blast1520

7 жыл бұрын

lol

@burnyanarandomfan7080

7 жыл бұрын

Glasses&Mouthplates I'm surprised that this wasn't pinned

That guy in nunber 3 is lucky, he completed the feat of coming and going at the same time.

@Alice_Hazbin

4 жыл бұрын

...Ok...? Thanks Bill Cipher?

@layneyloo14

4 жыл бұрын

GodDAMN XXXDDD

@itsthetreesknees

4 жыл бұрын

Hope Arrowsmith yea no problem

*69 years old* I'm sorry I'll leave now-

@g8thgirl3

5 жыл бұрын

69 😏 we were thinking the same thing

@lydiawilliams2127

5 жыл бұрын

Don't leave me!!!!!

@miavazquez8019

5 жыл бұрын

TheSkeletalSoul now u got 69 likes💀

@MisterSleep1123

5 жыл бұрын

@@miavazquez8019 nope

@jackcarroll08

4 жыл бұрын

TheSkeletalSoul nice

R. I. P Chicken 🐔

I wonder if Matthew's hair had an embarrassing death

@xxxdavidparkerxxx690

7 жыл бұрын

And I wonder if you died of how much hatred you had.

@brownboyfly

7 жыл бұрын

Minko Parker yeah bro exactly what he said, I fuck with Matt heavy but I like to roast him from time to time

@parkchimmin7913

7 жыл бұрын

*SAVAGENESS INTENSIFIES*

@ironicnotsavage

7 жыл бұрын

TheMexicanGoku he'll die from his hair growing back

@jakejacobs126

7 жыл бұрын

You don't need hair with nearly 6 million subscribers. He has embraced the dome as have I.

this series ALWAYS reminds me of 1,000 ways to die lmaooo .

@ronswanson7371

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone with taste

9:00 my man's out here literally choking the chicken

the first guy is like SpongeBob... can survive anything dangerous, but slips on something small like an orange peel or an ice cube and is injured

@elidoesstuff9904

7 жыл бұрын

An extremely original and well thought out name lol

@kwanholloway4112

7 жыл бұрын

People were doing things without thinking through the consequences of what could or couldn't happen to them. why put yourself in those kind of situations? :)

You missed the old man that had a long beard and was going down stairs when he stepped on his beard and snapped his neck

@slothiland1723

7 жыл бұрын

KayKayBaire Minecraft and more! He didn't make fun of him, he literally just told how your grandpa died, that's it.

@somestingyontheinternet5969

7 жыл бұрын

the joke your head

@christmasmmxv3223

7 жыл бұрын

he cant add everything

@yukichan4488

7 жыл бұрын

Christmas MMXV is that one story everything though?????

I think it was better for that chicken to die.. I think it wanted to die.

@KennyLastname

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah.

@kerbalscuffedprogram4705

4 жыл бұрын

He kept sodumizing the chicken

@duolingoowl127

4 жыл бұрын

give me the chicken I can have eggs and bacon

@ayshajesminalam7105

4 жыл бұрын

............😆😂

@brittalex7024

4 жыл бұрын

Poor chicken was being raped, y'all shouldn't be joking about it. What an evil man, he chose to harm an animal weaker then him and for his own sick pleasure. I bet he did other terrible things in his life

I've actually have heard of the last story before. I've read it like a year ago but I still remember that story and I believe that it was about people who died to prove a (stupid) point. Another story I remember fairly well is a Japanese man that died by proving that he can eat two of a particular lethally poisonous fish and live. Spoiler Alert: not only did the restaurant stupidly prepare the extremely potentially deadly fish twice, he died as a result.)

@eleanorhogan8643

5 ай бұрын

That is why you should never eat Fugu.

You forgot the guy who heard his phone ringing, but accidentally grabbed his gun and shot himself.

@windexcleaner7549

6 жыл бұрын

RandomGaming how do you do that

@LuckyTheDoge117

6 жыл бұрын

RandomGaming who carries a loaded gun

@TranscendTheSun

6 жыл бұрын

If you picked up a gun instead why would you please the trigger?

@ilonashavers4529

6 жыл бұрын

RandomGaming

@Lui12330

6 жыл бұрын

RandomGaming *facepalms*

Fun fact: birthdays have proven to be good for you health the more birthdays you have the longer you live

@AGGSab

5 жыл бұрын

If this video wasn’t up for a while you’d have more likes:(

@jefferdon4428

5 жыл бұрын

@@AGGSab oh ok thanks :)

@SirPiggyy

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that Abraham Lincoln 😊

@jefferdon4428

5 жыл бұрын

@@SirPiggyy no problem bet you didjt know that tho

@garethwatson3665

5 жыл бұрын

Its been proven wrong

Matt: Death by *Orgasmatron!* Me turns into Debby Ryan: **slowly moves bangs out of my eyes**

That one guy who want to prove the earth is flat by flying using his own rocket creation should be in this list lmao

@victoriawisswell9660

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he was dumb enough to believe Earth is flat after all. Thus I'm not too surprised.

@zahkrosis666

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that guy died?

1. Glass is never unbreakable 2. If you've hit it several times assume it has weakened 3. Don't risk your life by impressing people who don't care about unbreakable glass

@spike4850

7 жыл бұрын

AtlasDisease no, the whole pane fell out, meaning it wasn't the _glass_ that broke, but the seal holding it in place. (I haven't watched the full video but I'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about)

@ApexPlays

7 жыл бұрын

MC Donald AtlasDisease Ya, the whole pane popped out of the frame.

@30alex30clubpenguin

7 жыл бұрын

he was right about the window to bad the he couldn't say the same thing about the window pane

@easylistening66

7 жыл бұрын

I'm just wondering on the 24 story fall that he took was he saying Hoye shit hoye shit hoye shit

@arianna2304

7 жыл бұрын

AtlasDisease George: Well, how do we break the glass!? John: By breaking it Ringo: We can't! Paul: It's Beatleproof! John: NOTHING IS BEATLEPROOF!

'Stuck between a rock and a hard place'..... I'm dead! LOL

@demonhunter6529

5 жыл бұрын

He put a c-ck in a c-ck... A friend made that joke after I told him about the embarrassing death with the chicken.

@persephoneflamethrower

5 жыл бұрын

Tommy Lee yes, i needed that laugh😂

@pixelated928

5 жыл бұрын

no its sad the man died too

@blueraccoon_3597

5 жыл бұрын

Ik two hard places lol

9:05 That guy instantly got what he needed - his ass to Jesus Pray for the chicken!

The guy Screwed *A CHICKEN*

@donadeavera9608

5 жыл бұрын

Eggsactly

@ryadosseily8915

4 жыл бұрын

well ive seen ppl do worse things to chikckens like feed them cooked chicken and honestly they didnt care

@ryadosseily8915

4 жыл бұрын

the chickens the didnt care

@chillsis1650

4 жыл бұрын

Idek

@sowhat5428

4 жыл бұрын

[•]👄[•]

Poor chicken 😭😢

@SmashtheCmachine

5 жыл бұрын

*Eats KFC* I know, right? Poor thing... *chomps a bite off a leg*

@Tigerfire75

5 жыл бұрын

I would of pick a mate or female dog. To screw a chicken is just fowl.

@gigglesgiggles851

5 жыл бұрын

@@SmashtheCmachine how dare ya...

@galaxyride4944

5 жыл бұрын

biggest punishment is that the chicken didnt choose 2 die with this discuzzzting human being.

@Tigerfire75

5 жыл бұрын

@@galaxyride4944 How do you know the chicken may of enjoyed its human. It went out doing what it loved.

I've heard of choking the chicken, but #8 is ridiculous!

Me: NIAGARA FALLS ISNT A RUSSIAN WATER FALL WHAT THE FU-- me 5 seconds later: oh he said rushing... rushing waterfall

3 stories in my family alone. I had a grandmother who died taking baking soda for and upset stomach then drank a pop. The two combined killed her in her sleep choking her to death. I had a great great grandfather got drunk and broke his neck falling off his horse. I also had a grandfather who died from gangrene from a cow stepping on his foot.

The last thing they all said was: “HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!”

@Xavier-pu8zd

5 жыл бұрын

no they said oof

@badb8485

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my beer

@trev1511

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my beer

@aceykiwi5877

5 жыл бұрын

@@Xavier-pu8zd 😂😂😂

@chavatattoos977

5 жыл бұрын

G

My very favorite way that I've heard of someone dying, was a Darwin award I read about in 2001: This dude was going to a party. As a joke, he bought several blow-up dolls, filled them with helium, and put them in his car. Somehow (I can't remember how for sure, but I think his hatchback popped open) the dolls got out while he was driving down the highway. Well, a short ways behind him, a Christian family with a few children, was also driving down the same highway. Well, the wife/mom saw the helium filled blow-up dolls floating up into the sky, and thought the rapture was happening, and God just wasn't able to ascend her because she was in a vehicle. So she jumped out the car window while it was going 65 mph, and died right there.

@derpfish0696

5 жыл бұрын

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😀🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what an idiot!!!

@literal_trash.

5 жыл бұрын

👏boi

@nitko1287

5 жыл бұрын

I would laugh but she's dead soo...

@bucket3041

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually quite sad

@bradyc.8399

5 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I read this

Suicide is the act in which a person takes his or her life voluntarily and intentionally. You can’t accidentally commit suicide.

#8 was victim of fowl play.

@LivingEpicness1

4 жыл бұрын

Foul play. Fowl is a bird.

@l0ne__ang3l4

4 жыл бұрын

@@LivingEpicness1 that....was the joke 🤦🏾‍♂️

@mamasgirl357

4 жыл бұрын

@@LivingEpicness1 Do you...... not know what jokes are?

@audrey4506

4 жыл бұрын

@WickedAnimegirl r/woosh✈️

@layneyloo14

4 жыл бұрын

YUSSSSS

Someone recently died near me in a pancake rating contest.

@AlexTheBoltLooman

7 жыл бұрын

dsnt2020 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@hhhwhat9472

7 жыл бұрын

dsnt2020 2 Yes, but it wouldn't have actually been the contest that killed him.

@suziebelle4113

6 жыл бұрын

dsnt2020 2 O h

@boredandihaveyoutube8175

6 жыл бұрын

dsnt2020 2 😂😖

@username-jd2zg

6 жыл бұрын

dsnt2020 2 '.'

The way they died must haunt them for the rest of their lives... wait

Matthew saying Dro-Day-Ga for Drogheda (Dra-ha-da) killed me. 😂 😂 😂 It was the fact where the man was beaten to death with his own leg.

I love ❤️ your narration! You’re hilarious 🤣! Thanks so much!

When I was in kindergarten some kid in my class was running through the hall, he bashed his head in floor he was all bloody He was fine tho

@kureigu21

7 жыл бұрын

Holly Lannutti I saw something similar when i was in elementary. Girl ran into a brick wall and busted her head.... Ended up being the first girl to get pregnant in my highschool class.

@fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744

6 жыл бұрын

Sidious Kure I WONDER WHY...

@friendstogether5521

6 жыл бұрын

Ms Dogey In my 2nd grade class my friend lexi thought it would be smart to do cartwheels on cement stairs

@friendstogether5521

6 жыл бұрын

She got stitches in her forehead. She was fine though

@puppypup983

6 жыл бұрын

Once my brothers were trying to choke and suffocate me so I defended myself, I was 5 and my brothers were in middle school and I kicked one of them and I cracked a tiny part of his skull and it was bleeding. He is fine though

Well, that chicken lover was sheer out of cluck. 😎

@elidoesstuff9904

7 жыл бұрын

ShayLeigh Street lol

@aarons3653

7 жыл бұрын

I can't even...

@migueloropeza6970

7 жыл бұрын

ShayLeigh Street ha good one

@kkirby_

6 жыл бұрын

That was a great Yolk

@stagnantbody

6 жыл бұрын

You know where the door is.

He died by a Bobbie trap😂😂😂😂😂😂

@theallegedtiktoker2266

5 жыл бұрын

Good one 😂😂😂

@MisterSleep1123

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You just came up on my feed out of nowhere. Can’t believe it took KZread so long to recommend your channel to me. You are freakin amazing and I adore your videos. I’ve now been watching your videos for the last 5 hours straight. So excited. Subbed immediately and chose to be notified on all your videos. 👍🏼

Things like running into glass windows are meant to be done on the 1st floor

I was hoping to see the guy who laughed so hard on his own joke that he died

@Nightcore_Paradise

7 жыл бұрын

Dickey Dickson I thought it was biologically impossible to laugh to death?

@Dickeyxd

7 жыл бұрын

I don't remember his name but I think it happened in... ancient Greece? *says in a unsure way*

@EnoughCactus

7 жыл бұрын

If your heart is very weak, then it is possible you could laught to death. The odds are 1 in 15 billion, though, so don't count on it

@joshanator21

7 жыл бұрын

Like the Monty Python sketch?

@enricopaolocoronado2511

7 жыл бұрын

The guy's name is Chrysippus, an Athenian philosopher.

Hm...#10 (Segway) is a Darwin Award Nominee/Winner, #6(Orgasmatron) is a Nominee...oh hell, They're All Winners! Darwin Award Winners! ...except for that poor chicken.

@pogggaming4470

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, at least the chicken’s suffering has ended

“Crushing him under the hard excess boobage” 😂😂😂😂 best line in this video

Two words: *Mr. Hands.* And suddenly, death by chicken, ahem, _misadventure_ doesn't seem quite as... _fowl_ anymore, eh?

@Turnibean

5 жыл бұрын

Eugh.... ...please no.

@kaguyashinomiya3389

5 жыл бұрын

Ouch Both are thesame Exept for the sizes

@mariyaa2095

5 жыл бұрын

Hah! That was quite a pun. It was very .. *punny*

I had to get 9 casts on my leg because I broke my foot jumping off a recliner (not even a foot off the ground) onto carpet 😐😑

@rainbowtacoowo9351

5 жыл бұрын

oOf

@raccoon4058

5 жыл бұрын

I jumped off a 2 foot couch and broke my arm im so embarrassed 😳

@jacobetter6865

5 жыл бұрын

lol did you keep breaking the casts?

@kloister4741

5 жыл бұрын

@@jacobetter6865 I'm glad that we're on the same page 😂 I like your name btw

A poem. “You can be a king or a street sweeper but we all dance with the grim reaper”

Motorcycle helmets - when I was in high school, mid 1960's, one of our classmates was badly injured in a motorcycle-versus-limo wreck. (The limo was at fault - driving at night with no lights.) When he came back to school several weeks later all students were gathered in the gym so he could talk to us. Didn't take long. He put his helmet up on the podium so we could all see that it was nearly split in half. He said that the police told him that when thrown from the bike his slide across the road ended head-first against the concrete curb. Without the helmet his bare head would have been totally smashed. An unforgettable lesson for all of us.

What makes the 1st guys death even more embarrassing is that he died at the age of 69

@parkerasel8129

5 жыл бұрын

Shark byte 15 omg

@prodkwop

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the opposite of embarrassing

@parkerasel8129

5 жыл бұрын

Zovlo how?

@cronagorgon1086

5 жыл бұрын

Teehe

@labreahutcherson238

5 жыл бұрын

How is that embarrassing

I almost choked on my Saliva while watching this 😂

@ZacharyTheJackal

5 жыл бұрын

Don't die lol

@brischarrer

5 жыл бұрын

I thought you were smoking up... lol

@justinpena7301

4 жыл бұрын

Crisis averted.. I guess?

@Jattel_2006

4 жыл бұрын

#8 he was chocking the chicken

**dumb ways to die theme plays in background**

@iveone494

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh

@NigelSkeet

4 жыл бұрын

I went in and cloths dryer 2 times 😏

@kimking4997

4 жыл бұрын

;-;. Hey

You know what I'm sayin 😂😂 cracks me up everytime

"Dies of embarrassment" taken to a whole new level

@alex-qd5en

7 жыл бұрын

LostGirl 1914 im on a new level💃🎶

The bread i made had an embarrassing death... When i 8 it i said "meet your baker"

@manicmechanic448

5 жыл бұрын

FUKUK spløys I made a sandwich. I said "eat me." So I did.

@jordymares6758

5 жыл бұрын

I read beet your maker

@omaewamousheindeirunani7849

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: The bread was moldy and the commenter died.

@teamplayzcentral9019

5 жыл бұрын

FUKUK spløys WOW LoL 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽

One of the most embarrassing deaths: David Carradine. I still feel sorry for his wife.

@DeidreL9

3 жыл бұрын

Really sad, he deserved a better legacy.

Matthew I have been enjoying your videos very much, thank you. Curious, how do you decide on the subject matter for your lists?

🤔Am I the only one wondering if the glass broke when it hit the ground.

@gluecan3337

6 жыл бұрын

Are you that dumb

@thesquidlol

6 жыл бұрын

HamfunDoesThings. How is it dumb

@atalentlessidiot7872

6 жыл бұрын

HamfunDoesThings. How is it dumb? I'm honestly asking the same question.

@athena5002

6 жыл бұрын

You're not the only one but it's quite obvious.

@sarahlively4309

6 жыл бұрын

DandreFalcon no I've seen a whole story about that one and the window pane broke but the window itself didn't

1:20 moral: if you eat an orange it gets it's revenge

@zeidlove0947

6 жыл бұрын

davealvaro haha annoying orange 🍊

@no-one5334

6 жыл бұрын

dog is no fat tell him hitler

@Proxlynmeow

6 жыл бұрын

Hi

@anthonyglenn770

6 жыл бұрын

davealvaro EVIL

@evilming6207

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony Glenn did you just say my name? 😍😍

7:44 Nobody: Playboi carti on the cover of die lit:

@bruh......2005

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh😂😂

i had a substitute teacher who was a veteran. he told us a story of how his friends joked about shooting each other, but always made sure their guns weren't loaded when doing so. one day, they were out on patrol when one of his friends lifted up his gun (which was still loaded) and said “if i were to kill myself, i would do it like this”, or something along the lines of that, and shot himself in the side of the head. he wasn't suicidal in any way and had accidentally killed himself. he had loaded his gun previously without checking to make sure he unloaded it. idk, i thought that was a pretty embarrassing way to die.

Damn that guy that was tricked and killed with his own leg must of met Quan Chi for sure

@hyakushiki4406

7 жыл бұрын

i was like, is this mk9 irl?

@donivongomez9873

7 жыл бұрын

ShurikenTemple yes mate I fucking died when I read this

@BloodyDragonErzsebet

7 жыл бұрын

ShurikenTemple yes yes and freaking yes

@ienation1531

7 жыл бұрын

ShurikenTemple you look Ashley Cole

@datguy8805

7 жыл бұрын

to be fair back then honor meant alot more, and well what happened was by far one of the most dishonorable things today. seriously if anyone actually dueled to the death, and i dont mean fun sort of stuff and we chose say guns, we'd just shoot when the other person's backs are turned, or we'd walk nine steps then fall to the ground and proceed to shoot, they wont hit you then. we wouldn't care less about the whole honor code and rules of war that used to exist, we just don't unless its for fun or in a game, and even then you have tons of people who don't care as there are some ways to counter things.

The worst one was the one with the chicken...

@teamplayzcentral9019

5 жыл бұрын

FireDash TT RIP

@MsMelissa098

5 жыл бұрын

Yo clem

My first video of yours I’ve watched, I will be watching more...Your beautiful smile draws me back...lol

Well that gives me a good story for local Torontonians. A great story about resilience, overcoming unbreakable challenges, getting to the top, and natural selection :)

The man who was doing a chicken got what was coming to him

@vitalykriss1989

6 жыл бұрын

Rainbowcreep 5118 would you still want to eat the chicken eggs from that chicken? Probably god took them both out for a good reason.

@taira_2032

6 жыл бұрын

Mygods how is that even possible.. I mean, the poor chicken most probably would have died from bloodloss or something X_x Im horrified :(

@ollienix3285

6 жыл бұрын

Connor Tobin you could say that chicken was caught between... *A rock and a hard place*

@frankboff1260

6 жыл бұрын

Poor chicken 🐓

Matthew please calm down your eyes

@vodzpremium

5 жыл бұрын

Roza Garac that’s tufff

@Zippy_Diffy216

5 жыл бұрын

Roza Garac yes give yo eye lids a break 1like 1break for eye lids

@babynyxe4784

5 жыл бұрын

Shush his eyes are beatiful 👁👃🏻👁

@limelightlife3487

5 жыл бұрын

Roza Garac he reminds me of that skeleton with the eyes you know lol

@meccamitchell6481

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Looks at the orange I’m eating and glares....I’m on to you!” Thanks Matt!

You are absolutely HILARIOUS Matthew! Not too many videos make me laugh as hard as yours does. Your theatrics are awesome keep up the good work! 😝

Stepping on lego

@mommy2kikintre

5 жыл бұрын

Savage King incredible

@legokingiscool

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. Its the worst. Trust me I am the founder of this.

@sp1der2king2k7

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah stepping on a leggo and falling and then died by a broken neck

who see this in 2019

@omegaomega6449

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@aubreenalley6715

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@fizzykillz2442

5 жыл бұрын

Me

@bluedoge7749

5 жыл бұрын

Me (meh)

@thekrieger2959

5 жыл бұрын

Gamersimon2605 me

“On April 26th” as the tombstone says 28th April

Clumsy moments? *every second of my life*

@KennyLastname

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

A lot of poor chicken I love chickens

@Xavier-pu8zd

5 жыл бұрын

look at all those chickens

@officialjojoxwolf3306

5 жыл бұрын

I own chickens 😂😭😭

@dmikesmyth

5 жыл бұрын

so did he

@CindyDijkema

5 жыл бұрын

🐔🐓🐓🐓

@thesun4003

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah i love chickens too With barbeque souce

#1; I thought you were going to say he choked on an orange peel I was about to start laughing

@therealist499

5 жыл бұрын

Camryn Faucette How is that more funny than him slipping?

@egg_fried_crackin_plur-reu2001

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

Regarding number 8: Did we finally get an answer to the age old question of "What came first?"

@layneyloo14

4 жыл бұрын

OH. MY. GOD. XDD

@itisi2042

3 жыл бұрын

The man. The man did.

I know it's grim subject matter, but Matthew is so darned hilarious in this video I couldn't stop giggling - even though I knew I shouldn't! 😂🤣😅

"bald, bald, bald." -Spongebob

@Askyamomma_

7 жыл бұрын

MY EYES!!-some fish guy in the background

@myaaaahhh2310

7 жыл бұрын

Nike Gurr My EEEEYYYYEEESSS!😂

@somerandomcreeperontheinte1365

7 жыл бұрын

King Neptune is not amused... BUT I AM!!!

If I can count how many times he opens his eyes really wide I'd be 50

@preciousmoonlight3572

5 жыл бұрын

@daily dose of awesome1127 how does saying that sound like I'm six, and says the one pro pic Is fortnight

@autisticgoat1553

5 жыл бұрын

What??

@preciousmoonlight3572

5 жыл бұрын

It's called a hyperbole if you haven't heard it don't worry I give you time to search it up on Google

@hystericallover5989

5 жыл бұрын

“pro pic is fortnight” **dies of cringe**

@preciousmoonlight3572

5 жыл бұрын

@@hystericallover5989 it's true people that are six play fortnight

Another great mystery KZread video maker. Gimme more. What weird deaths. I especially love your facial expressions and choices of words. Hahahahah

I love how animated he is

The most embarrassing thing about their deaths is having them shared and exploited on KZread ;)

@kinghealey4055

5 жыл бұрын

Raymond Stupka yh but they are dead

@samiam5466

5 жыл бұрын

King GHOST huuuuuuuu

once a kid in my elematrey decided to see how long he could hold his breath. He passed out and fell of the chair, he's glasses cut he's head. it was a bloody mess. He's alright now. But guess what... he wasn't like 6, he was 10!

@Nick-nm7us

6 жыл бұрын

Ellory Hansen Thats emberassing xD

@carlovermk2506

6 жыл бұрын

Ellory Hansen he had auitisim probably

@justsomenightowl7220

6 жыл бұрын

10/10 grammar right there

@bethgoodwin5521

6 жыл бұрын

Ellory Hansen i see so many spelling errors

@elloryhansen4199

6 жыл бұрын

Beth Goodwin I see one

you are a great presenter! thanks for another excellent video! 😁

If there is a such thing as being TOO Enthusiastic/Animated, then this guy wins👍🏿