"If I were gay, this wouldn't be a comedy show, this would be a TED Talk," beautiful punch line.

@AvangionQ

5 жыл бұрын

@ 3:10 Comedy show, but the leadup to the joke should be statistically accurate ... 4% of Americans are gay, not 20% ... jokes supposed to exaggerate the punchline ... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_demographics_of_the_United_States + www.liveabout.com/gay-population-statistics-in-the-united-states-1410784

@Youboremenow

5 жыл бұрын

Its probably because the "and one bi" part of the joke sells better if its 1/5.

@JoRiver11

5 жыл бұрын

Avangion, how about you make statistically accurate jokes, and leave other people to makes jokes that are actually funny.

@eanoworro1028

5 жыл бұрын

The diversity joke right before it coulda been really funny if she figures out how to word it

@blognewb

5 жыл бұрын

*here come the armchair scholar debbie downers.*

I know Zainab in real life and have worked with her professionally. She is as beautiful, classy, funny, and kind as she appears onstage - inside and out. I’m so proud of you, Zainab!!!

@waterfallsdontsaymeow2917

5 жыл бұрын

That's awesome!!! She seems great!!!

@yasielromero8236

5 жыл бұрын

She is hilarious, I hope to see more of her soon enough

@michaelarthur5408

5 жыл бұрын

Lolllll

@pieceofmilk3512

5 жыл бұрын

So what, do you want the, "Hey I know Zainab" award?

@Shiva-bi9in

5 жыл бұрын

So do you guys know who the gay one is by now???

"Two and a bisexual", bruh I'm dead.

@downtoearthandsavvy5614

5 жыл бұрын

She kills me!!!

@honeyv540

5 жыл бұрын

Lol my mom had 7 and I'm bi.

@ames-inthe-grass

5 жыл бұрын

anon homie sAME

@imtiredoftheseniggas6618

5 жыл бұрын

Funniest thing ever! 🤣🤣🤣

@curtwall7089

5 жыл бұрын

Im bi and my bro is gay

"We just been waiting patiently by the closet" hahahaha

My goodness, she's beautiful.

@gawthic1

5 жыл бұрын

I normally don't watch the stand up segments on late night night, but I'll admit the thumbnail sold me. I'm happy to report that she's very funny, so I don't feel as guilty.

@shresthapuja

5 жыл бұрын

My first reaction at 0:01 was 'Wow, she's beautiful!'

@DeepSkyEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

Exceptionally so.

@Ayplus

5 жыл бұрын

Very

@courtneylawery5081

5 жыл бұрын

so are you.

I like that she's enjoying herself and her jokes too. That smile is beautiful. And she had solid material. Unpredictable punchlines, funny set-ups, all round a pretty good set. And she's gorgeous.

@asuka_the_void_witch

5 жыл бұрын

yes god forbid a comedian is ugly

@scottweiss9618

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Phobe, Yeah, I once heard somebody say that a female comedian can't be too pretty or nobody will take her seriously.

@saebelzahnseba

5 жыл бұрын

Phobe Laxu What's the problem, officer? Is it a crime to compliment someone on their looks, which one could argue she's ugly to some but gorgeous to others? Is it that much inappropriate to comment on someone's looks, which vary from person to person based on each one's taste? I don't seem to understand your comment.

@842king9

5 жыл бұрын

Yes exactly! I can relate personally to all of her jokes. Especially the journal one

LOL "this chick is confident"

@akiinefaexperiencinglife

3 жыл бұрын

She is

UM, SIS IS GORGEOUS

Yes, yes, and more yes. Her delivery was on point (You're not gay? You have a journal...), the material was personal and still universal, and most of all her presence is comfortable and confident. Yes, yes, and more yes.

Comedy works so well when you relate it to yourself instead of going for cheap laughs. She'll do really great.

@arlo247

5 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!! Well said. ♥️💗

Funny usually doesn't come with perfect bone structure and skin

@xxLoRiTaxx

5 жыл бұрын

Deondre Clark and teeth

@waterfallsdontsaymeow2917

5 жыл бұрын

This time it does

@Nobodyhome630

5 жыл бұрын

Omg right!!!!..... gorgeous

@nikanj6

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! So true.

@sahar2629

5 жыл бұрын

But it did this time, beautiful and funny

" You're not gay? U have a JOURNAL !". 😂😂😂😂😂

She’s good. Funny. She’s seems to be very comfortable speaking from her personal experience. It rings authentic. And, Not that it matters, but she’s also very pretty.

@arlo247

5 жыл бұрын

💗💗💗💗♥️♥️

@imtiredoftheseniggas6618

5 жыл бұрын

Yes she is creative and unique 💖💖💖💖

Love how she cracks herself up - while being genuinely funny.

Great jokes, great delivery. Have her back on anytime.

She is the most BEAUTIFUL comedian I have ever seen 😍😍😍😍😚

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I tried to lead her down a racism trap"

Love it. " Oppression makes it tight and course" It's like watching Iman doing stand up. Perfect bone structure.

I love her, she has a glow and a smile that lights up a room.

My hair grows very straight, then I walk out into the world and oppression make my hair tight...and course💀💀

@moxyvenom

5 жыл бұрын

Daura Strassner spelling* coarse :)

@itmeee7169

5 жыл бұрын

Christine H thanks boo, I didn’t realize 🖤

@moxyvenom

5 жыл бұрын

Daura Strassner 🙌🏼

@YTD07

5 жыл бұрын

💯

@mokupe8296

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up

"if I were gay this wouldn't be a comedy show, it would be a Ted talk." 👋😂 😂 😂 👋 BYE

Poised, elegant, brilliant, funny! Wow! What a résumé!

Her pacing is really good 👏👏

Those pants are fabulous

@Erika-be9hq

5 жыл бұрын

Jaq Tweedie aren’t they???😍

@BlickWinker

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!😍

"The diversity trifecta." Lololololol

"Give it up for my fro!" Literally me everyday.

Financially stable🙌🏾🙌🏾Ouuuuch for her ex

Now she is really funny! So many professional and famous comics don’t get any laughs from me. But she was oh so witty!

@bencarolinestuligross4336

5 жыл бұрын

She is a professional comic!

“I’m gonna crack this case” 😂

Dina hasham, another funny woman , also a Muslim , just sayin glad to have more comedians from diverse backgrounds , the world needs to unite and laugh together

I must be living under a rock, because I just found out about her and I Love her so much!

Ok that woman is sharp!

Omg she’s so funny !! I laughed the whole viedo !! Hope baby girl succeeds we need more women in comedy especially Muslim ones 💙💙

@NorthPhilly-zr7xc

2 жыл бұрын

Why she dress like that isn't she supposed to be cover

man that journal joke really got me

Zainab is very good. She's also underrated I pray she gets her due. Salaam Sis.

This woman is absolutely amazing; a financially stable man who is pursuing at least his first PhD NEEDS to ask this woman (Zainab Johnson, this is the person) exactly what he must do to successfully take her on a date. I think you're amazing, Zainab! :)

@enddigital2377

2 жыл бұрын

You ought to say what you mean directly. Slide in them DM Philip

@xxxzachyd960

Жыл бұрын

But she ugly ?

Omg hahahahahah I laughed so hard at the journal part cause my Brother has a journal too and he gets questioned for being gay a lot 😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Then I walk out into the world and oppression makes it tight and course”😂😂

"We are waiting by the closet"... hahaahahaha.. I have to listen more of her.

This comedian is next-generation comedy. I can't wait.

I love her! Shes definitely very confident and comfortable on stage.

"I would choose it." 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

She was absolutely refreshing and stringed her jokes together wonderfully! That "we have no clue who it is," took me out! Also, her assessment of her mom confidence 🤣🤣🤣! But also, if she looks anything like her mom, I see why mom was ready for marriage number 2 if necessary! Stunning!

A black, Muslim, female, progressive comedian. That's frikkin awesome!

"Give it up for my afro" Me: WHOOOO #BQPT

She's AMAZING!

She's hilarious! However, I was captivated by her beauty the entire segment ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Those arms honey!! Her outfits are always 🔥

SNL should hire you!!

The final punch line had me death dropping 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Such a true fact.

"He's giving up meat now so he can have all the meat later." LMAO

her timing and routine is impeccable..adoredd her!

Love you always Zainab!!! Represent for all the dark skinned Muslim black women!!!?

Her timing & delivery are flawless! And fucking gorgeous 🙉😍

One good joke and I would still support... thing is: it’s all gold!!

Zainab -- you are awesome! You made me smile wide, even I have a depressive episode right now. and don't listen to anyone -- you look great with or without your hair! Thank you for your inner light!

what a terrible crowd! zainab is always so funny

@terrycrews1760

5 жыл бұрын

Nicola Henson she sucked. Don’t try and force your impression of her on others.

@nicolahenson9339

5 жыл бұрын

S Dot calm down, dude. I seriously doubt anyone’s changing their opinion because I wrote a comment under a video

@terrycrews1760

5 жыл бұрын

Nicola Henson who said I wasn’t calm? I’m good. I think your reply is but off as well considering I said nothing about you changing others opinions. I’m glad your aware your comment is just an opinion even though you stated it so factually.

@mariezeephyllix7736

5 жыл бұрын

@@terrycrews1760 Quit being so serious. Stop taking it personally. We loved her.

@urloudandwrong

5 жыл бұрын

S Dot you need help: an opinion and fact

she's the best I stan a strong beautiful black woman

@jan-nn9ix

5 жыл бұрын

why add beautiful at the end lol is that y u support her

@frare1000

5 жыл бұрын

@@jan-nn9ix because she is and also I support her because she's just funny

@jan-nn9ix

5 жыл бұрын

@@frare1000 her appearance shouldn't have anything to do with her career and whether you support her

@chastityharris3700

4 жыл бұрын

I Stan you for this comment 😊

@vikingrolloishot1789

2 жыл бұрын

Stop attaching strong to black Women’s image.

That hijab joke should have hit harder.

@enx2083

5 жыл бұрын

Which was that?

@asuka_the_void_witch

5 жыл бұрын

enx "i'm under-dressed"

@cassynicole7615

5 жыл бұрын

I think people were too nervous about the subject to laugh about it, and I agree, HILARIOUS turning around of a stereotype!

@hirukiyat

5 жыл бұрын

Prob not as much about a hijab but the fact that she had on a sheer shirt with her bra showing. Not all Muslims wear a hijab but they definitely don’t dress in revealing clothes like that.

@try2justbe

5 жыл бұрын

Rukiyat Gilbert I'm sure you don't know all the Muslims in the world!

She was hilarious 😂😂!! Can't wait to see more of her comedy in the near future!!

A Real Beauty Queen and so funny too

it's 2024 and i just come across Zainab. What a talent. Her delivery is so engaging I'm obsessed. She is also stunning. Has she has done movies? She ought to be a big star now ❤

Thank you for some laughs this week! Great job! I'll be looking you up to catch a live show for sure!

She's hilarious! Also, how beautiful is she😍😍

High fashion beautiful and funny. She needs her own TV show.

...so fucking beautiful! With a unique brand of humor. Love it!

I love her turn around on the choosing to be gay thing. I'm gay and I would choose it too!

I’m a fan! So funny. I needed a good laugh. THANK YOU!

Love her. I just saw her on a comedy show last night now I have to watch all her videos!! 😂💜

So happy to see this, I've watcched all her stuff on KZread and I've been looking for more

Came for the outfit, stayed for the jokes.

Zainab!!! Your new material is awesome. This made my day.

I've never heard her name before but she can be sure I'll be one of her fans coz she's really funny.... Nice show, Seth.. as always

So beautiful ..i couldnt stop looking at her with smile on my face..such a lovely lady.may God bless her

perfection!

She's funny! She's also absolutely gorgeous, I know it's irrelevant but still...!

@jasminehouston-burns1691

5 жыл бұрын

oh, but it's not ....it's not ;)

Very funny. Doesn't hurt that she's SUPER HOT too.

This is a great set! I first heard of Zainab when she was a guest on Nicole Byer's podcast (Why Won't You Date Me, I recommend it to EVERYONE) and I'm so glad I happened upon this! Thanks to the crew at Seth Meyers for bringing her on, and thanks to Zainab for the excellent comedy!

OMG just seeing this now --- she is HILARIOUS. Love this

Reminds me of what halle Barry wore for meantweets. .I dunno why I remember this .

Aw man this was great! She’s super funny and the whole adding the gay to her resume part got me d y I n g.

She is one of my favorite comedians. She is amazing..❤️❤️❤️

Super excited to see you this Friday night at the Hudson yards in New York City .. 💞

that was entertaining! love this woman!

Oh gosh - so pretty! From one woman to another Zainab - you are gorgeous. Simply beautiful

Omg how am I just discovering her now. She is absolutely magnificent. Hands down the funniest female stand up I have seen in a while.

I LOOOOOOOVE how she says her name. Like it can honestly be a self-titled show.

And we have a tiffany haddish, like why? Her name is Zainab

She would make a wonderful host... Her stage presence is amazing.

She’s amazing!!

Aunt Vivian vibes. Funny and lovely ♡♡

She is good !!! Thumbs up

Is she modeling? She should. Also, Funny as hell!

Peace, This is my first time I heard you and I enjoyed you.. your very funny and witty thank you. Wish you much success peace

I’m in with love Zainab already,just found her today🥰🥰🥰,she hilarious,sets up the punchline so beautifully and she’s so beautiful 🥰🥰🥰

I think she's awesome!

you open with give it up to my afro...

Loved every second of her!!

OMG!!!! She’s awesome!!!

If only I could hit that like button more than once