“I Wanna Be a Princess” - Chloé Hilliard - Stand-Up Featuring
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Chloé Hilliard explains why white men are the most tired group of people, that there are no more Prince Charmings, and why she is not prepared for a civil war.
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The delivery of "White men been running thangs for a millennium. Ain't nobody grateful," was impeccable. Great job!
@gabrielmaroto18
Жыл бұрын
White men have always run things and there have never been any problems whatsoever. And don’t say. The economy, or Iraq, or Income Inequality, or Racism, or Brett kavanaugh, or Air pollution, or Vietnam, or Slavery, or #METOO, or Homelessness or Police Brutality, or Homophobia, or Monica Lewinsky, or School Shootings, or Native American Genocide, or Fox News, or Tim Allen, or Climate Change!
@tae7x
Жыл бұрын
"the yelp reviews are in" lmfao
@TCt83067695
11 ай бұрын
Definitely need new management 😅
@oscarross4337
11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@wellplayod1957
10 ай бұрын
more like half a millennium, but the point still stands.
"The yelp reviews are in, we need new management." 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾
“They do that? Where they do that at?” 🤣😭😩
I like the way Chloé's brain works, educating us while keeping us laughing
Chloe smashed this set. So good!
Freedom fries took me tf out 😂😂
I love finding good comedians to ad to the list
Choé Hilliard is TOP TIER!!!😂😂😂❤
That was amazing. It's like listening to a friend's funny stories
Man, I weak 😅 Protect this woman at all costs😂😂😂😂😂
Freedom fries 😂😂😂
Don't know if she meant to say Joaquin Felix but I couldn't stop laughing. 2 thumbs up! lol
Honestly, she's not wrong about the dominatrix thing! 2 friends of mine, a flamboyant gay white man & a dark skinned black woman w/ dreds, worked in a dungeon as dominatrixes...I live in a popular city where there are plenty of rich white men & let's just say, they could've ruined a few careers or at least secured a few bags if they weren't genuinely good people 😅😂🤣
Brilliant!
You want some Freedom Fries 😂
Crowd was low energy. She killed it.
Chloe set killed!!
She's great!
she is hilarious😂
That was hilarious!!!
Chloé Hilliard one of the funniest comedians ever!!!
Soooo Funny!! I really enjoyed this! Chloé writes SUCH clever/funny jokes yo.
She had me! Chloe was great!
Nobody’s grateful! 😫 Perfect. 😂
This was entirely too funny. Wasn’t expecting this
She killed this ❤❤
This was an amazing set ❤
Fire delivery
Nobody’s grateful…😂😂😂😂❤
Really great set!!!
Hilarious 😂😂😂
I Love her..❤❤❤
The more you know. 😂😂
Not gonna lie, growing up and becoming adults suck. You have the freedom to make your own money and buy things you want, but the bills and work and dealing with assholes people and all those other bs you have to deal with that comes with it is exhausting and draining. I rather just come home and do my homework and then go play like a kid. We ain't gotta worry about bills, grocery, gas, insurance, paying loans, deal with shitty coworkers/customers and all these other bs. I miss nap time. As we get older, we barely have any time for naps anymore.
Damn she look good for 42. It really don't crack.
@deejay306
11 ай бұрын
We all look good at 42. The test is 50s
I hear the EU has delightful castles! I am not totally sure how real estate works yet over there, but it is very exciting & enchanting 🙂
I wish there was more! Spot on and hilarious!
😂😂😂 she did that
Love her ❤
Snow White and the 7 Day laborers..😂😂😂
Chloe is hilarious. All her standup videos are gold
You are hilarious!
I smashed Like as soon as she said Putin getting pegged 😂👍
I like this chick. She seems so comfortable on stage. Great set.
Amazing 😂 Putin joke got me kackling! 😭😭
Hilarious
"Just throw me in a junk drawer, make me a paper weight, I'm finished... I wanna be a princess." -Chloé Hilliard I need this on a t-shirt
Chloe ate this up ❤️❤️❤️
😂😂😂😂😂😂
we need those chili makers in the war, though! gotta eat for sure when the battle is on.
I'm like an iPhone 8
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😂😂😂😂
I wanna be a princess too dammit
@gabrielmaroto18
11 ай бұрын
Yesss!
I understand being 42. I realized I don’t give a ferk anymore ✊🏼
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm mf tired 🤣 I'm ready to check out too 30 fuggit.
She is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
I'm crying laughing because I agree with everything she is saying
@gabrielmaroto18
11 ай бұрын
Yesss!
Go Chloe!
400 a hour ??? DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH 😩🤣
😆😆😆
Lmfaooo shes right abt putin, he look like the type fr lol
Probably true about Putin
Put it on my front
Prince charming is gay🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Anyone have her friends number?
Chloe a smoke show though. Dammm
42?!???? SHE LOOKS 25 OR 29 💀💀💀
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
1st
@gabrielmaroto18
Жыл бұрын
Luckyyyy!🍀
If it wasn’t true, Putin would say so
She looks good for that age.. she seems cool but most black women are cool.
🫥👎
@CraveComedy
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was hilarious!
@HOSTILEMGTOW
Жыл бұрын
@@CraveComedy Yeah, you would wouldn't you 🫥?.
@CraveComedy
Жыл бұрын
@@HOSTILEMGTOW I love comedians. Which ones do you enjoy so I can check them out?
@SB-jt1ur
10 ай бұрын
@@CraveComedydon’t give them the time.. they want you to respond.. they thought it was funny too… cause it was
The black thing right of the bat?
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 😊
@eat_pray_porg8450
11 ай бұрын
@ - You killed this set! I'm of Filipino descent, but I don't wanna partake in Civil War 2 either! I turn 49 today and my ass is tired! 😂 Have a good day! ✌🏾😊
@erin6692
11 ай бұрын
you poor, poor white man.
🤮
I'm waiting for the comedy. Who are these people they are paying to pretend laugh in the audience?
Pathetic kind of perspective to have.. Also, Wanda Sykes wannabes be everywhere...
@mxx058
Жыл бұрын
Bro just don’t watch it
@sharonnewsham4050
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes we need to hear more women like her. I haven't heard many Wanda Sykes everywhere. 😮😂
@abbywilson5988
Жыл бұрын
@@sharonnewsham4050right? I haven't heard NEARLY enough Wanda Skyes'es
@Jarvisdvgnj
Жыл бұрын
lol there’s always one
@SB-jt1ur
10 ай бұрын
Bless your heart.. you really needed the attention huh.. poor baby
6:06 I want some 🍟🦅Freedom Fries🦅🍟🥺
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