“I Wanna Be a Princess” - Chloé Hilliard - Stand-Up Featuring

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Chloé Hilliard explains why white men are the most tired group of people, that there are no more Prince Charmings, and why she is not prepared for a civil war.
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  • @lordsxman
    @lordsxman Жыл бұрын

    The delivery of "White men been running thangs for a millennium. Ain't nobody grateful," was impeccable. Great job!

  • @gabrielmaroto18

    @gabrielmaroto18

    Жыл бұрын

    White men have always run things and there have never been any problems whatsoever. And don’t say. The economy, or Iraq, or Income Inequality, or Racism, or Brett kavanaugh, or Air pollution, or Vietnam, or Slavery, or #METOO, or Homelessness or Police Brutality, or Homophobia, or Monica Lewinsky, or School Shootings, or Native American Genocide, or Fox News, or Tim Allen, or Climate Change!

  • @tae7x

    @tae7x

    Жыл бұрын

    "the yelp reviews are in" lmfao

  • @TCt83067695

    @TCt83067695

    11 ай бұрын

    Definitely need new management 😅

  • @oscarross4337

    @oscarross4337

    11 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @wellplayod1957

    @wellplayod1957

    10 ай бұрын

    more like half a millennium, but the point still stands.

  • @Michael-js6gp
    @Michael-js6gp Жыл бұрын

    "The yelp reviews are in, we need new management." 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Жыл бұрын

    “They do that? Where they do that at?” 🤣😭😩

  • @brb__bathroom
    @brb__bathroom Жыл бұрын

    I like the way Chloé's brain works, educating us while keeping us laughing

  • @CraveComedy
    @CraveComedy Жыл бұрын

    Chloe smashed this set. So good!

  • @MsKeiaDaBaddest
    @MsKeiaDaBaddest Жыл бұрын

    Freedom fries took me tf out 😂😂

  • @stevend1420
    @stevend1420 Жыл бұрын

    I love finding good comedians to ad to the list

  • @lesliewit
    @lesliewit Жыл бұрын

    Choé Hilliard is TOP TIER!!!😂😂😂❤

  • @xapokalypse
    @xapokalypse Жыл бұрын

    That was amazing. It's like listening to a friend's funny stories

  • @JunkanooImmersionScience
    @JunkanooImmersionScience Жыл бұрын

    Man, I weak 😅 Protect this woman at all costs😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dougsmith1992
    @dougsmith1992 Жыл бұрын

    Freedom fries 😂😂😂

  • @lisas5211
    @lisas5211 Жыл бұрын

    Don't know if she meant to say Joaquin Felix but I couldn't stop laughing. 2 thumbs up! lol

  • @MsCortneySoHollywood
    @MsCortneySoHollywood Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, she's not wrong about the dominatrix thing! 2 friends of mine, a flamboyant gay white man & a dark skinned black woman w/ dreds, worked in a dungeon as dominatrixes...I live in a popular city where there are plenty of rich white men & let's just say, they could've ruined a few careers or at least secured a few bags if they weren't genuinely good people 😅😂🤣

  • @CThere513
    @CThere51311 ай бұрын

    Brilliant!

  • @pebbles1265
    @pebbles126511 ай бұрын

    You want some Freedom Fries 😂

  • @royal3880
    @royal388011 ай бұрын

    Crowd was low energy. She killed it.

  • @pukkademps
    @pukkademps Жыл бұрын

    Chloe set killed!!

  • @manilkasheran2934
    @manilkasheran2934 Жыл бұрын

    She's great!

  • @kaseyjondahl7979
    @kaseyjondahl7979 Жыл бұрын

    she is hilarious😂

  • @Barbara_3788
    @Barbara_3788 Жыл бұрын

    That was hilarious!!!

  • @devohnpretari6167
    @devohnpretari6167 Жыл бұрын

    Chloé Hilliard one of the funniest comedians ever!!!

  • @deonhitchcock3985
    @deonhitchcock39857 ай бұрын

    Soooo Funny!! I really enjoyed this! Chloé writes SUCH clever/funny jokes yo.

  • @xestea
    @xestea Жыл бұрын

    She had me! Chloe was great!

  • @brandynuance7791
    @brandynuance7791 Жыл бұрын

    Nobody’s grateful! 😫 Perfect. 😂

  • @Quervo
    @Quervo Жыл бұрын

    This was entirely too funny. Wasn’t expecting this

  • @fosterscott3877
    @fosterscott3877 Жыл бұрын

    She killed this ❤❤

  • @TJ-Thekid
    @TJ-Thekid Жыл бұрын

    This was an amazing set ❤

  • @DanielleBachew
    @DanielleBachew10 ай бұрын

    Fire delivery

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын

    Nobody’s grateful…😂😂😂😂❤

  • @cas4040
    @cas4040 Жыл бұрын

    Really great set!!!

  • @mzebony7180
    @mzebony7180 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @ronalddacres9646
    @ronalddacres9646Ай бұрын

    I Love her..❤❤❤

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Жыл бұрын

    The more you know. 😂😂

  • @duskshadow25
    @duskshadow25 Жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie, growing up and becoming adults suck. You have the freedom to make your own money and buy things you want, but the bills and work and dealing with assholes people and all those other bs you have to deal with that comes with it is exhausting and draining. I rather just come home and do my homework and then go play like a kid. We ain't gotta worry about bills, grocery, gas, insurance, paying loans, deal with shitty coworkers/customers and all these other bs. I miss nap time. As we get older, we barely have any time for naps anymore.

  • @chukwunonsoegbunike4671
    @chukwunonsoegbunike4671 Жыл бұрын

    Damn she look good for 42. It really don't crack.

  • @deejay306

    @deejay306

    11 ай бұрын

    We all look good at 42. The test is 50s

  • @themanwnoname3454
    @themanwnoname3454 Жыл бұрын

    I hear the EU has delightful castles! I am not totally sure how real estate works yet over there, but it is very exciting & enchanting 🙂

  • @Rachel-sg5ub
    @Rachel-sg5ub Жыл бұрын

    I wish there was more! Spot on and hilarious!

  • @industryliaison
    @industryliaison11 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 she did that

  • @j1o2h3n4n5y6
    @j1o2h3n4n5y6 Жыл бұрын

    Love her ❤

  • @SB-jt1ur
    @SB-jt1ur10 ай бұрын

    Snow White and the 7 Day laborers..😂😂😂

  • @Mark.mp3
    @Mark.mp311 ай бұрын

    Chloe is hilarious. All her standup videos are gold

  • @nadifouldi3131
    @nadifouldi313111 ай бұрын

    You are hilarious!

  • @bossyboots5000
    @bossyboots5000 Жыл бұрын

    I smashed Like as soon as she said Putin getting pegged 😂👍

  • @gingerhitzke9185
    @gingerhitzke9185 Жыл бұрын

    I like this chick. She seems so comfortable on stage. Great set.

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket Жыл бұрын

    Amazing 😂 Putin joke got me kackling! 😭😭

  • @TM-ocean
    @TM-ocean Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack10 ай бұрын

    "Just throw me in a junk drawer, make me a paper weight, I'm finished... I wanna be a princess." -Chloé Hilliard I need this on a t-shirt

  • @ellasanders6346
    @ellasanders634611 ай бұрын

    Chloe ate this up ❤️❤️❤️

  • @MzSweetzTalk
    @MzSweetzTalk Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @notl33t
    @notl33t Жыл бұрын

    we need those chili makers in the war, though! gotta eat for sure when the battle is on.

  • @cursedf7429
    @cursedf7429 Жыл бұрын

    I'm like an iPhone 8

  • @annoyingluvsrock
    @annoyingluvsrock11 ай бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @HeavyChevy
    @HeavyChevy Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @yolondaharrington5665
    @yolondaharrington5665 Жыл бұрын

    I wanna be a princess too dammit

  • @gabrielmaroto18

    @gabrielmaroto18

    11 ай бұрын

    Yesss!

  • @teasha7953
    @teasha7953 Жыл бұрын

    I understand being 42. I realized I don’t give a ferk anymore ✊🏼

  • @joniatoms9798
    @joniatoms9798 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clavididk1236
    @clavididk1236 Жыл бұрын

    I'm mf tired 🤣 I'm ready to check out too 30 fuggit.

  • @andrewoduor3726
    @andrewoduor3726 Жыл бұрын

    She is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @dakotac180
    @dakotac180 Жыл бұрын

    I'm crying laughing because I agree with everything she is saying

  • @gabrielmaroto18

    @gabrielmaroto18

    11 ай бұрын

    Yesss!

  • @user-bi4xn1ml7w
    @user-bi4xn1ml7w Жыл бұрын

    Go Chloe!

  • @Italiana1202
    @Italiana120211 ай бұрын

    400 a hour ??? DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH 😩🤣

  • @thestudentat101
    @thestudentat101 Жыл бұрын

    😆😆😆

  • @naya4607
    @naya4607 Жыл бұрын

    Lmfaooo shes right abt putin, he look like the type fr lol

  • @deathbyathousandcats
    @deathbyathousandcats Жыл бұрын

    Probably true about Putin

  • @FreeWiLLVibin
    @FreeWiLLVibin4 ай бұрын

    Put it on my front

  • @calvinr2796
    @calvinr2796 Жыл бұрын

    Prince charming is gay🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheDiggemOfficial
    @TheDiggemOfficial Жыл бұрын

    Anyone have her friends number?

  • @drrains
    @drrains Жыл бұрын

    Chloe a smoke show though. Dammm

  • @lunastargazer2300
    @lunastargazer23009 ай бұрын

    42?!???? SHE LOOKS 25 OR 29 💀💀💀

  • @mayfieldmcdaniels
    @mayfieldmcdaniels Жыл бұрын

    🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

  • @mcartman89
    @mcartman89 Жыл бұрын

    1st

  • @gabrielmaroto18

    @gabrielmaroto18

    Жыл бұрын

    Luckyyyy!🍀

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio638411 ай бұрын

    If it wasn’t true, Putin would say so

  • @Zedeckfeareducatedhamite
    @Zedeckfeareducatedhamite Жыл бұрын

    She looks good for that age.. she seems cool but most black women are cool.

  • @HOSTILEMGTOW
    @HOSTILEMGTOW Жыл бұрын

    🫥👎

  • @CraveComedy

    @CraveComedy

    Жыл бұрын

    I thought it was hilarious!

  • @HOSTILEMGTOW

    @HOSTILEMGTOW

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CraveComedy Yeah, you would wouldn't you 🫥?.

  • @CraveComedy

    @CraveComedy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@HOSTILEMGTOW I love comedians. Which ones do you enjoy so I can check them out?

  • @SB-jt1ur

    @SB-jt1ur

    10 ай бұрын

    @@CraveComedydon’t give them the time.. they want you to respond.. they thought it was funny too… cause it was

  • @dennyatkins3842
    @dennyatkins3842 Жыл бұрын

    The black thing right of the bat?

  • Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for watching 😊

  • @eat_pray_porg8450

    @eat_pray_porg8450

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@ - You killed this set! I'm of Filipino descent, but I don't wanna partake in Civil War 2 either! I turn 49 today and my ass is tired! 😂 Have a good day! ✌🏾😊

  • @erin6692

    @erin6692

    11 ай бұрын

    you poor, poor white man.

  • @Thatone_Dude21
    @Thatone_Dude21 Жыл бұрын

    🤮

  • @rich2583
    @rich258311 ай бұрын

    I'm waiting for the comedy. Who are these people they are paying to pretend laugh in the audience?

  • @obiewolfman
    @obiewolfman Жыл бұрын

    Pathetic kind of perspective to have.. Also, Wanda Sykes wannabes be everywhere...

  • @mxx058

    @mxx058

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro just don’t watch it

  • @sharonnewsham4050

    @sharonnewsham4050

    Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes we need to hear more women like her. I haven't heard many Wanda Sykes everywhere. 😮😂

  • @abbywilson5988

    @abbywilson5988

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@sharonnewsham4050right? I haven't heard NEARLY enough Wanda Skyes'es

  • @Jarvisdvgnj

    @Jarvisdvgnj

    Жыл бұрын

    lol there’s always one

  • @SB-jt1ur

    @SB-jt1ur

    10 ай бұрын

    Bless your heart.. you really needed the attention huh.. poor baby

  • @itstheverve
    @itstheverve Жыл бұрын

    6:06 I want some 🍟🦅Freedom Fries🦅🍟🥺

  • @LD-ky8bo
    @LD-ky8bo11 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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