Green Card Digger | Bianca Cristovao | Stand Up Comedy
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Bianca Cristovao gets real about what it's like to be an immigrant from the Czech Republic and the truth behind green card marriages!
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Bianca Cristovao is a Czech comedian based in Los Angeles. This summer you can catch her doing her new hour at the Edinburgh fringe
Instagram: / biancacristovao
TikTok: / biancacristovaocomedy
KZread: @biancacristovao
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Bianca Cristovao
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Megan Hunter
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Dive N Surf in Redondo Beach, CA
Пікірлер: 410
That's one of the best 9 mins of stand up I've seen, what a talent
@north_star8
Ай бұрын
Absolutely agree
@HughJorgan09
Ай бұрын
This young lady knocked it out of the park!
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
@@HughJorgan09 she sho nuff did.
@tsubadaikhan6332
Ай бұрын
You're a Patriot. That was a true burn, but I'm not sure on who. Maybe all of us?
@dominicgalloway4481
Ай бұрын
I'm very into commedy. She definitely isn't top tier yet, but she's pretty close. She had me giggling. I hope to see her in a special. If she can dim down the type of jokes that are about being from somewhere but still portray that a bit and keep this energy, I could listen all day. Fingers crossed that she gains attention, because she's got the talent for it.
She crushed it from beginning to end . One of the funniest comics I’ve seen in a while ! Her flow and delivery is spectacular too
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
I take that! Many many thanks 🙏🏾
@Smenkhaare
4 күн бұрын
@@biancacristovao The pride, the beauty and love is everywhere... we have to make the world a place to be in for all of us. I wish you good fortune Bianca. Be well.... You are a great up and coming comedian.🙂
@notimportant7495
Күн бұрын
are you her mom?
"I'm not here to look at your _Hollywood_ sign I'm here to *take your job!"*
@user-fj6kk1vo8n
Ай бұрын
That one earned the thumbs up for me 😂
@xapokalypse
Ай бұрын
@@user-fj6kk1vo8n I mean she has no job, so that's good ig
@Gkrissy
26 күн бұрын
Best line 😂
The ending about not being goldigger, but patriot killed me😂
Absolutely did NOT get the applause she deserved! This set is incredible!
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
i agree with this too. i think she would have detonated NYC like comedy cellar would have exploded. her version of wokeness is the true wokeness...i think west coast is too caught up in post 2015 wokeness...but this woman is unbelievable. i am going to watch this again.
@CrackThoseClaws
Ай бұрын
SHE DESERVED PERFORMING AT SOLD-OUT HERODION ANCIENT THEATRE IN ATHENS (opened for Burr)
@dominicgalloway4481
Ай бұрын
@@sonquatsch8585I don't think she was trying to be woke. But you're right, being woke used to be a reasonable thing, much like feminism, but now it looks bad. 😂 it's crazy how people have changed the meanings of those things. I would love to see her more doing less jokes about being from some place, but still implementing that into her act. Don't get me wrong, I love that type of humor, but if that's your whole act all the time, it gets pretty stale. Ralph Barbosa is the perfect example for including it perfectly. He mentions that stuff, but it's only a small portion of his act. I think she will flourish if she does that.
@Smenkhaare
4 күн бұрын
@@sonquatsch8585 Bianca needs to come to the City... New York City.
Came out swinging lmao
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
and landed every punch with a K.O. ALL K.O.s not one TKO
hilarious the whole way but she KILLED the closing. amazing, thank you!!
Fun watching it as an immigrant in Czech Republic )
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
👀
@victormorales3604
Ай бұрын
If you don't like it, ".. why dont you go back to New York!"🤣
@elifdurmus8243
Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovaogreat set Bianca! Cool to find you lurking in the comments 😁🥰 good luck on your journey and hope to see more of you! Any suggestions where we should look (other than the youtube search bar)? (As non-US people)
Her energy is awesome. She absolutely killed it
GENIUS set. I can't believe she fit all those hard hitting jokes in nine minutes. Can't wait to see how far she goes
She has some of the best delivery I have ever seen
You are the best Bianca that was hilarious 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🩷 🇨🇿 zdravím z česka!!! kéžby česko bylo jiné a takový talenti by nemuseli odjíždět za oceán
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
❤❤❤
Damn!!! 🤣 She was fire! 🔥🔥🔥 Please, give us more!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Unapologetically hilarious 😂❤
From IDAHO, and im TOTALLY OKAY, with you using the reference!!! Accurate comparison. 😂😂😂
@blaisemacpherson7637
29 күн бұрын
From Idaho but... Latah county so you know. The east side of Latah out in the trees but you can still smell the beans roasting at One World Cafe
She is hilarious XDD
She’s actually so funny like I’m crying😂😂🤣🤣
Was trying to quietly clean while everyone sleeps but this totally blew my cover! Dying laughing all over the house 😂
I like how it doesn't matter where you're from if you grew up as a teen in California, you're gonna have a little bit of valley girl in you. Same tone, different accents. So amusing.
@FFmaxxx
Ай бұрын
Its more social media connecting us all. This is just how alot of younger people talk. I live in Massachusetts and alot of kids w who grew up and born here have it. That vally girl/up speak is just ingrained...similar to aave vocabulary is now a norm worldwide and alot of our was regional originally
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
Damn… 😂😅 This is awakening for me 😂 but I appreciate this information. I can’t hear it lol
@vermiform
Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao lol we can't help it. Great set, I'm subbing and looking forward to seeing more of your stand up 🙌
@Jun_kid
Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao That bit on "patriot" . . . that hit hard! Keep it up Bianca. You are real, and you are good!
@apeshitclothing
Ай бұрын
Nah. Not the Bay Area or Central Valley chicks
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 This woman deserves so much more attention!!!
Wow. Actual comedy with setups, beats, and punchlines!
Man... I put it as background noise while doing the dishes, and ended up laughing out loud and loving every joke. One of the best bits I listened to in a long time!
@iamamodel7
Ай бұрын
Doing dishes = listening to stand up. Makes me want to do dishes. And clean the benches, the oven, polish the sink...
Solid set through and through!
It's always amazing to me when people whose native to gue is not English do comedy in English. It is so freaking hard to write humor in advance that will land with an audience...then to do it in another language? Awesome. Plus...it was a funny set.
This was a great set!!
Her voice is 🤩
Loved, her!!! On repeat!!! She made me laugh!!!!!!!!
truly some of the best i’ve seen in a while
I love that I ended my evening with this lol!
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
love that i started my day with this.
That is one tight, tight set. Absolutely gold!
Great set and great energy
holy shit, is this ish the best comedian to have ever lived or something ?(old skool comedy fanantic here i know what tf i am talkin about)...her set created enough comedic energy to achieve time travel. my goodness this was so good. so so so good. bravo ! she hit 100% for all aspects of good comedy. like she created uniqueness out of trite themes...that is like nearly impossible. fuck she is good.
Tvl čumim na US stand up a tam holka z Česka. A fakt dobrá. Tak díky, super jsem se pobavil 😂
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
Ahoj 🎉🙌🏾
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao girl u are the absolute very best...GET IT GIRL !! NEVER STOP ! grüße aus rassistischem 'schland...
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
@@sonquatsch8585 hahaha Ich liebe Berlin aber du hasst recht 🤣🙌🏾
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
@@biancacristovao i'll tell u if u are in town, i'll bring my friends to see u. und ich kiekte deine Schreibweise von "haben". you are too good ! again bravo !
She killed that!!
Wow!! She is incredibly talented! Her comedy approach is refreshing, brilliantly challenging racial stereotypes and educating against racism. Can’t wait to see her continue to shine and rise!
Bianca Cristovao, Bravo! You killed it
That wrap up was gold! 🔥 😂😂 "you're a patriot" 😂😂😂
“…Eastern Europe. Plot twist!” Sorry, I think your jacket gave you away, comrade.
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
💀 😂
Awesome! I'm gonna seek out more of her stuff!❤
Haha she’s hilarious very clever jokes 🤣
Omg the courage! Hilarious!! TCKs & contributions to the world. So underrated. 👏
This had me rolling 😂
So funny and so genuine. I love her comedy style.
One of the best so far!
Brilliant and amazing delivery!
I looovvveee this girl!!!! Have to watch all her comedy!!!
Amazing talent with great delivery. She's brilliant!
VERY Talented , great set . 🇺🇸👍
Absolutely brilliant comedy with great material and a killer delivery.
One of the best sets I’ve seen in a while
I'll be keeping an eye out for more clips of her
so freaking genius and talented
I love Don't Tell Comedy but I don't think my neighbors appreciate the volume being cranked up for the outro.
@HeadDress
Ай бұрын
I’m saying tho 😂
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
IKR RIGHT?!?!?!? i am like wtf is that all about?!?! jeeez so annoying. then, i think a few months ago they toyed wiith a different outtro theme and the volume was so much lower and i was like thank GOD, then the reg. outtro theme came back on ultra blast, almost detonated my laptop.
More of her please!!! I was clapping and laughing out loud for the whole 9 mins! 😂
Love her!🤣🤣🤣
Pure gold!
Hilarious!! Love her ❤
Amazing set!
Incredible set!
@sonquatsch8585
Ай бұрын
it's not a lie. it was spectacular. i live for great comedy. ever since the early 80s and she is among the absolute top top tier of comedians...she is one of those comedian who is unable to deliver a bad or average set...she will always kill. u can tell because the heat was so dramatic on this...
A very enjoyable story, doused with moments that tickled my funny bones 😂😂😂
I love this set lol
Ohhh shee is funny. This is the best set I have seen in a while 😅😅😅😅 thank u for the laughs Bianca
Her jokes are so great and her delivery is awesome!! Such a diverse set too
She is my new favorite stand up comedian! ❤️🔥👏🏼
So so good!!!! We need more
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
Cara you plant 😂
Every minute of it is great. Hope to see your special in coming days
This is so deep though. Like, she’s not just funny, she’s got biting commentary.
absolutely loved it
She’s really good 😂😂😂😂
This was amazing!! What a great comic!!! Just funny smart jokes and perfect delivery!
So so so good!!
Great story teller, Im excited for more material from her. From beginning to end it worked individually and it all tied together in the end.
Loved it❤
She is a master. Great Set...one of the best ive ever seen...looking forward for more
Girl!!! It was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
loved this set from a comedian with such a unique and diverse background. the punchlines were on point definitely will be watching for new material.
Loving the immigrant comedy
@biancacristovao
Ай бұрын
🫶🏾
This is fantastic!
I loved it!!!
You go girl !! You KILLED the closing!! loved
🙌🏼 give this girl a special!😊
So good! You killed it! ❤
I like that this is a life story, that's also super entertaining and fun
Love this ❤🎉
😂😂😂😂 I laughed from beginning to end 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
She was amazing!!
Lmao she’s hilarious!!!!! 😂
Bruh the ending was funny af 😂
Solid set, great energy
Her timing is excellent, I have to find more of her specials.
Brilliant stuff ❤
Amazing set!👌🏾❤
She is something! I like her very much🎉🎉🎉
So good!
That was really funny! Haha
Loved her 😍
Great set 😂
Solid set
So good 😂😂
Set was on fire❤️🔥🤣