Diana in solo movies: "I only kill when necessary." Diana in Justice League: *"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"*

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Snyder is the blood God. His Superman and WonderWoman and Batman are all killers. They all respect and believe soely in their own Supremacy. They seem to actually have little patience or use for humanity. Much like ahem, a certain someone.

@terrydubuisson4209

2 жыл бұрын

Diana kills people in her solo movies. Even when it's not necessary, like one time she kicks a german out of a window leading to him falling to his death.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

@@terrydubuisson4209 That she has killed before isn’t the issue and you know it. She and Batman and Superman are all bloodthirsty in Snyder films because - that’s Snyder for you.

@terrydubuisson4209

2 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 how is Diana blood thirsty. For killing a couple terrorist, parademons and stepponwolf.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

"For killing a couple terrorist" She killed them when she didn't have to. She blew out the wall of the building and sent shrapnel into the crowd of police - when she didn't have to. You realize that she is a fictional character and the point is actually that SNYDER loves gore violence and bloodshed. He made his bones [pun intended] in Zombie movie remakes and went right back to it after Snyder Cut. He is really more suited to gore horror than super heroes. Does that answer your question?

I love that you addressed Amber Heard as "asshole" Thats just *chefs kiss*

@benlunch7618

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed! :D

@CarnageRulez469

3 жыл бұрын

And psychopath 😂😂😂

@user-gk6gf1lq9x

3 жыл бұрын

Is she the one who SHAT ON JOHNNY DEPPS BEEEEED?

@benlunch7618

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gk6gf1lq9x Ambers Turd

@Eis_Cold

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-gk6gf1lq9x wait what? I heard about the abuse but that?!

Steppenwolf: Why didn’t you go back to conquer Earth again, sire? Darkseid: I forgor 💀

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Why did the mother boxes go to sleep…again? We are waiting for the plot to wake us up! - 📦 > What’s in the box!?

@pajtimo23

11 ай бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@Mmmmilo

8 ай бұрын

For some reason, your typo in “forgot” makes your comment even funnier.

@21Handguns

6 ай бұрын

​@@Mmmmiloit's a meme. Forgor is the cooler way to say forgot now. Boomer moment

@therookie5714

5 ай бұрын

@@21Handgunshe must have forgor about that

Bruh joker being alive when batman is a killer is the biggest flaw in logic in the entirety kf the dceu

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. This Batman tried to kill Superman but let’s the joker threaten to bumfkx him. 😌 Only Snyder….

@matthewmuir8884

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. The first question any writer trying to write a Batman that's willing to kill should ask is, "Why wasn't The Joker his first victim?" In The Flashpoint Paradox, this was handled pretty much perfectly: Batman's willing to kill because Batman is Thomas Wayne, not Bruce, and he doesn't kill The Joker because The Joker is Martha Wayne.

@JadenMoon1475

3 ай бұрын

Wow! Just.... wow.... And here I was *_Questioning my frigging sanity_* wondering if I was the only one to agree with Batman: Under the Red Hood implying Joker's death is the *_ONLY SENSIBLE WAY_* to end his mayhem!!!

Wonder Woman: *gets screentime* The soundtrack: YOOOHOOOOHOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOO

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t Yoo call me Hoo. 👩

@SpyroGuy

3 жыл бұрын

1:18:11 for maximum viewing pleasure.

@user-sk5oz7fn8y

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine it playing while she sits on the crapper?

@alexandergrote9531

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sk5oz7fn8y I dont want to

@bandoballerina

3 жыл бұрын

My ears were bleeding

But at least Gal didn't start signing 'Imagine' so that's a plus!

@chrono2959

3 жыл бұрын

There should be a lot more upvotes on this comment so many more upvotes

@adam.n-steve

3 жыл бұрын

Oof. That was a big yikes.

@eugeneimbangyorteza

3 жыл бұрын

KAL EL NO

@williamg3165

3 жыл бұрын

Is called "Justice League", not the "Virtue Signal League".

@lucaschneider1613

3 жыл бұрын

There’s no heaven when everybody’s grandma dying

The reason J'onn J'onzz is called Martian Manhunter is because at the time the character first appeared, the word "manhunter" meant "someone who hunts criminals". Martian Manhunter is supposed to be a detective (he first appeared in Detective Comics) - that's where he gets his name from. Over time, the term "manhunter" has taken on a different implication, and the character in these movies is clearly not a detective, so yeah, the meaning is lost and the name comes off more threatening than it should.

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

Dog: The Manhunter Or, *Martian: Bounty Hunter*

@lonetile

Жыл бұрын

I didn't know that! I literally thought he killed humans... like he was a villain turned good, kinda like Picolo. Cool!

@nick_woow

9 ай бұрын

This is funny since in Latam he is indeed know as "Detective Marciano" which is just "Martian Detective"

@schwarzerritter5724

9 ай бұрын

Is that why why he is just called J'onn in the Justice League cartoon?

@brewmaster2912

8 ай бұрын

@@schwarzerritter5724J’onn is his actual name

"Please, I have a family!" "Why does everyone keep telling me that?" That is unironicly a golden line. It makes it clear he doesn't care and it also gives the audience one of those dark chuckle moments. He might as well have said "Mate, I'm literally trying to terraform your planet to something completely inhospitible to your kind and I'm a giant fuckin' alien, Do you think I give even an 1/8 of a shit?"

@TheStraightestWhitest

2 жыл бұрын

That and the removal of Wonder Woman's cringe ''I belong to no one'' are in fact the only two things the Whedon version did better. It was a good line. A shame Snyder didn't keep it, but the dialogue he wrote was fine too.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

Starter, can I fund you to write a subtitle file for this? XD

@Nickle_King

2 жыл бұрын

The problem is it's said with what can easily be taken as genuine curiosity, and that just makes it a joke when Edgenwolf's character motivation is just pining for daddy's approval.

@insulttothehumanrace3807

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nickle_King The "why does everyone keep telling me that" comes from Whedon's version, where Steppenwolf just wants the Mother Boxes for the power and universe domination it will grant him. It's Snyder's version that's pining for daddy's approval, but it's still a stupid joke since SnyderWolf instead says to having families "then you have weakness".

@Nickle_King

2 жыл бұрын

@@insulttothehumanrace3807 Either way, it's a weak line.

"Remember Wonder Woman's theme, the thing they play when she's about to commit a war crime?" That's gold.

@TheGabbernaut

3 жыл бұрын

Unlike the theme itself. My god, I feel like I need a new pair of ears after listening to that

@dignerds

3 жыл бұрын

So liberating a German village is a war crime? It's not gold it's pretentious garbage....

@ShadeDraws

3 жыл бұрын

@@dignerds Wonder Woman profile pic. You're totally impartial.

@TSFF18

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShadeDraws you didn’t answer the question. How were her actions a war crime?

@Shockguey

3 жыл бұрын

@@dignerds Tell me again why exactly she was killing German teenagers that didn't choose to be there? How exactly did that help her defeat Ares (aka the only guy who remembers Darkseid)?

It felt very awkward when Wonder Woman answered Stepenwolf's "This one will be mine!" with an "I belong to no one". He obviously meant he'd fight her alone, without the aid of his minions, not that he would literally posses her. Does Wonder Woman, a thousands of years old demigod, have the same level of understanding other people's sentences as Drax?!

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS XD

@nont18411

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, she had sex with a guy who got possessed by her dead hubby so she’s kinda into the possession thing.

@luiseatoll6368

3 жыл бұрын

@@nont18411 I hate how you made more sense. God I wish they hit that reset button with a headbutt.

@Arcessitor

3 жыл бұрын

No, it was just girl empowerment bait that makes no sense in context. I know you know this, and I know your question is rhetorical, but I can't help explicating it.

@arp5546

3 жыл бұрын

Its most likely meant to be a double entendre. Hence the response. Look beyond the surface people. Its called thinking. Also true double entendre: 2 meanings. One obvious, the other sexually suggestive or offensive.

The "four city blocks" thing is extra irritating because the character saying it is BRITISH and we don't use the term "city blocks" and none of us know what the fuck it means. It's an entirely American definition. He would simply never use this terminology and it's clearly for the sake of the target (American) audience.

@Atheismo9760

Жыл бұрын

Four city round-abouts then.

@TheJim9191

Жыл бұрын

@@Atheismo9760 unironically still better

@TheJim9191

Жыл бұрын

@Retro Chad and edgier. It's equally as cringe, just a different kind of cringe.

@mophead_xu

Жыл бұрын

genuine question: what would the actual brit equivalent be? not a translation, just based on your own landscape and such -- how would the range be communicated?

@toffee2547

Жыл бұрын

@@mophead_xu Our streets aren't organised in neat blocks so he would've used miles or something location specific.

The best reason that the story could possibly have for the motherboxes awakening was the same thing that happened in the Avengers, i.e. "Your experiments with the Tesseract is what drew Loki and his allies to it. It is a signal that the Earth is ready for a higher form of war." The act of saving Victor's life using one motherbox activates it and that's how the plot starts. But, Superman death scream. Smh.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to turn the mother boxes into Infinity Stones is one of the things wrong with the film in the 1st place. MotherBoxes are devices that open boom tubes - which are portals. That means they are basically teleporters. They are not “way finder” mystery McGuffins that wake or sleep or fart or $hix as the plot needs. Chris Terrio who also botched Rise/Skywalker, another plot hole fest, just can’t write.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

“Act of saving Victor’s life using one motherbox activates” ⬆️ Contradicting the excuse that Superman’s death scream awakens the boxes - meaning they already woke and for completely different reason. Also begging the question of why Steppenwolf is summoned to Atlantis if the box that Silas has and which *he spends the whole film trying to find* is what woke??? Suppose the boxes are on opposite ends of the galaxy instead of the planet. By your logic Steppenwolf is summoned to one side of the galaxy by a box on the other side, and then…here’s the kicker: *He still CAN’T FIND the box, that summoned him.* lol.

@kingexplosionmurder3764

Жыл бұрын

A scream that wasn’t even in the previous Superman movie to begin with smh.

@haku8135

Жыл бұрын

Having them wake up when the world is steeped in the fear of losing Superman makes sense too. Darkseid is a New God, the embodiment of EVIL itself. On top of that, he's a higher dimensional being that utilizes technology that's literally impossible. He could make grenades that produce anger instead of an explosion. He can kill you with a metaphor. He nearly destroyed reality by FALLING ON IT! His terraforming weapons (Why does he even HAVE terafforming weapons? Dude can play ping pong with planets, he's the size of a STAR) being activated by sufficient fear actually make sense. Them having a Clark Kent death yell wake function makes no fucking sense even for Darkseid who shot his son from the future while he was fighting his son in the past as his son killed him.

@jtjdrums

Жыл бұрын

​@@kingexplosionmurder3764that would be BvS, and yes, it was.

"compensating by punching him like a ping pong ball into a wall splattering his brains in front of them all" Top ten rhymes eminem couldn't have topped

@shaecouture7480

3 жыл бұрын

I read this and heard real slim shady beat in my head

@JadenMoon1475

Ай бұрын

I tried playing him singing those lyrics to the instrumental track of *_Without Me_* in my head. Damn nigh succeeded too.

"Remember Wonder Woman's theme? The thing they play when she's about to commit a war crime." That's is my favorite line in this whole thing.

@cormano64

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherwitecki6649 That's a whole lot of weird tangents in one sentence just to defend a movie.

@S3rp3nte

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what war crime Mauler was he referring?

@jumpoff3967

3 жыл бұрын

@@S3rp3nte did you miss WW 1?

@S3rp3nte

3 жыл бұрын

@@jumpoff3967 Yeah, i didn't remember about her killing the sniper in the church.

@campbell1413

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I just got to the line and I've stopped for about 10 minutes now just listening to it and laughing

I've heard tell that Zack has said, out loud even, that "If you believe Batman wouldn't use guns, you're living in a fantasy world". That, plus the Wonder Woman shown by Patty, and then Zack's version, just screams that Zack is playing with action figures.

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

"If you believe Batman wouldn't use guns, you're living in a fantasy world" ^ Superman breaks necks and commits genocide. Wonderwoman splatters brains all over the place. Batman is a drive bye shooter. Flash is a horndog. Aquaman smashes whiskey bottles and throws them into the Ocean. Myra shits the bed...oh wait, that one was *real* life. 🤣

@harukrentz435

Жыл бұрын

He also said that Batman would get raped in the prison. How DC think this is the man to lead the DCEU i dont know? Zacky obviously hates superhero.

@BWMagus

Жыл бұрын

Well...there have been versions of Batman that killed before. It's not unheard of. Hell, he actually killed in his earliest comics--I want to say he even kills the Joker the first time they meet, though don't quote me on that. That's not unacceptable. But his fucking attitude about it is; HE is as intolerant of a different view of Batman (the majority view by far) as critics are of his view, like a goddamn hypocrite.

@matthewmuir8884

Жыл бұрын

@@BWMagus There's another problem; a problem of continuity. There is a name for an older Batman that uses guns and kills people, and that name is *Thomas* Wayne: a big part of the Flashpoint storyline was that, in the altered timeline, Bruce died while Thomas and Martha survived, causing Thomas to become a broken version of Batman. Snyder knew that the DCEU was going to have its first Flash movie be a Flashpoint adaptation, and yet, he still made his Bruce Wayne indistinguishable from Thomas Wayne. Sure enough, rather than try to use Thomas Wayne, the Flash movie, after a million rewrites and changes in director, is now just copying Into the Spiderverse/No Way Home by bringing back the Batman from Tim Burton's Batman movies.

@MysteriousTomJenkins

7 ай бұрын

The main thing I utterly despise about that line is the fact that....the DC Universe IS a fantasy world. It has aliens, gods, advanced tech, magic, demons, super heroes, fictional countries, etc. It is not OUR world, it is literally a fictional world with fantastical elements to it. I am not living in a fantasy world, BATMAN is. Zack is a fucking moron.

“Instead she gives him the god killing super move” Honestly my favorite line in the whole video and one of the details that bugged me most about justice league. Not a big detail but big enough to become a problem.

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

They then cut away - to figure out a way to stop her from killing them. Also note: She moves faster than bullets - and Steppen Wolf needs to jump in the air Hulk style in order to keep up with horses and nimble ordinary Amazons who dodge his attacks..... So WW can put that Sword of hers right between his *eyes* before he can even blink. [FILM OVER]. She just - doesn't. Note: MCU has the same problem in No Way Home when Dr. Strange refused to end his fight with Spiderman in milliseconds, and again...in MOM where God Mode Wanda could END film before it begins and in fact there is no reason for the film to even happen. Comic book action is apparently hard. That's why I respect the best examples - including Endgame/Infinity War, so much.

@Ramsey276one

18 күн бұрын

13:17

Think on this...humanities mother box hidden in a shallow hole was the last one to be found by Steppenwolf. Let that sink in. Humanities shallow ditch was literally the most successful choice.

@simonphoenix3789

3 жыл бұрын

TheRight Price lol that makes it pretty clear that the best way to hide that thing would have been for one person to take it somewhere and bury it. Or drop it inside the mariana trench somewhere and then not tell anyone. Or better yet, use a really old Atlantean to hide it, so when he dies off, there won't be anyone who can lead them to it.

@NICKRITZER

3 жыл бұрын

I really wish they would have tied that motherbox in to Oak Island. Would have been kind of dope

@thespot393

3 жыл бұрын

Yup I hated the fact they had the first two boxes sitting on top in clear site

@beehive3756

3 жыл бұрын

Well I think it's because humanity's mother box (the one buried) was the only one who didn't called out to Steppenwolf.......and the other two did which is why Steppenwolf was able to find them and not the humanity's mother box buried.....ig

@trvecvltfvckboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@beehive3756 soooo...why did only 2 out of 3 call out? Did the human box just not feel like calling to Steppenwolf?

"I thought you were good at causing pain" Damn, that is some pure, unadulterated savagery right there, especially when you focused in on Heard.

*Yoda to Darkseid:* _Lost a planet have we? How…embarrassing!_

@amipadme3985

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Phantom_Zone

Жыл бұрын

Yoda: Hmmm. Ready you are not, for world domination.

@JadenMoon1475

3 ай бұрын

*_Yoda to Zack Snyder:_* To write about these DC Heroes, mature enough.... You are not

I love it when Mauler shows something stupid from the movie and says “Mmmm Snyder’s vision”.

@theunknowncommenter725

Жыл бұрын

There was nothing stupid in this movie.

@richardlongd6244

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@theunknowncommenter725 I’d give the Snyder cut a rewatch then (if you can make it through that 4 hour slog fest). There’s plenty stupid in the movie. Mauler even points out that all the scenes involving the amazons telling Wonder Woman what happened with Steppenwolf taking the boxes is overly pointless and drawn out. That alone was worthless and stupid.

@flextape467

Жыл бұрын

I like the pretzel version too

@josephman1488

11 ай бұрын

@@richardlongd6244 How does that seem stupid, if they don't tell wonder woman what happened. How would she know. It's called nitpicking. And that's what most people do in snyder films

@ParichayJadhavSINCE1996

11 ай бұрын

@@josephman1488 yeah they do it a tons of nitpicking with his films.

Darkseid accidentally cleared his browser history that's how he forgot about earth.

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

He has PTSD.

@thereviewersblock7459

3 жыл бұрын

He was in Incognito mode when he came to earth and accidentally closed the tab.

@Spillow-C

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Darkseid he kinda forgot...

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

I turned 100 thousand worlds...to dust! Muhahahahaha. Don't ask me about the "world that fought back" , because.... I FOR-GOT! Dammit!

@SnlDrako

3 жыл бұрын

Best excuse I heard so far.

Aquaman was there for two things: look badass, and talk to fish...and he's all out of fish.

@gracemichael3347

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda laughed at the scene where Aquaman struggles to kill 3 parademons, in AIR. His entire thing is water, but he fights in the sky?. Still, great movie tho

@darlagoddesshate

3 жыл бұрын

He's there to make all the ladies moist...and that's true equality. Moist. Wet. Dripping shirtless equality

@derpynerdy6294

3 жыл бұрын

i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully- Bushfishm

@beardbeardedbeardsbeardedh9374

3 жыл бұрын

@@darlagoddesshate Idk how he would make anyone wet, he's just a fucking parody here, I laughed everytime he was on screen, he shouted "my man !" ffs xDD

@whitehorsedown6499

3 жыл бұрын

Aquaman, aghhaghhaaa!!!! fighter of the parademan, aghahaa!!!!!Champion of the Man bun. Your a master of Guppies and friendship for everyone.

This movie deals with a very adult theme that other comic book movies wont dare touch: heroes and villains with CTE causing them to be impulsive, have bad memory, and limited cognitive ability.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@cringekiller348

2 жыл бұрын

It's a bad movie

@palladiamorsdeus

2 жыл бұрын

@@cringekiller348 That's what he said.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

2 жыл бұрын

Actually Logan deals with these problems and it's good.

@Sosuke_Aizen2.o

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p Cuz it makes sense, Logan is a dark character and have a great history in his universe while justice league barely even have any history in there extended universe

The Snyder Cut reaffirms what I’ve believed about Zac Snyder since 300: he’s working in the wrong medium. He should be a comic book artist or writer (storyboarder, specifically). It seems pretty clear by now that he has a lot of trouble with moving mediums.

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

Not at all - they just need to move....sloooowly.

@Atheismo9760

Жыл бұрын

He's a terrible storyteller. He should never work in comics. Maybe sewage maintenance.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Жыл бұрын

He is great at adapting already written stories on screen.

@GigaChadh976

Жыл бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p No he’s not great at that. 300 was mid, watchmen was mid, and BVS sucked

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Жыл бұрын

@@GigaChadh976 300 was a mid movie, but it was great at showing the tone of graphic novel. Watchmen was probably the best that could be done with adapting such a huge novel. And BvS sucked, but it was adapting 3 stories at once and written by Chris Terrio...

Ready to have my subjectives objectived, my feelings destroyed, my Christmas ruined, and my art killed.

@BR-dy1ie

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot getting your floomples dangused

@captnwinkle

3 жыл бұрын

"my Christmas ruined" jajajajajaja

@jonsimpson6240

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing rags isn't here, or you could add grandma to your list.

@shadowmilk3742

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonsimpson6240 he's in the comments now I'm scared

@The2012Aceman

3 жыл бұрын

But was your grandma ruined?

Fun fact, Episode 1 of Smallville introduces teenage superman with him drinking from a bottle of milk, to which his mother tells him to use a glass, asking where he learned his manners, to which he replies... "On a farm."

@onnixcarmichele3911

3 жыл бұрын

I REMEMBER THAT!!! I can’t believe I didn’t make that connection until now

@Gundam_JAY

3 жыл бұрын

Cool.

@mickeyj5922

3 жыл бұрын

Where did you watch Smallville?? On a FARM?!

@tommymarco

3 жыл бұрын

@@onnixcarmichele3911 i need to rewatch this !

@r.e.z9428

3 жыл бұрын

A much better Superman.

Alright Mauler, listen here. I enjoyed the Snyder cut when released and absent mindedly at that. You've made excellent points, objectively at that. I have no counterpoints and agree on most of your highlighting factors. Thank you for your efforts I hope these analyses make me a better writer and a better viewer of all content.

@TwistVisuals

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, I really don't think every film has to make 100% logical sense. Films have metaphors, allegories and themes that can't be fully expressed if it maintained exact continuity and logic. Especially in a fantasy sci-fi film like this, it's not meant to be taken literally. I'm sure there are sci-fi and fantasy films that take great lengths to maintain logic. continuity and realism in every instance, but I think it would be greatly limited by the amount of expression that could done by the artist.

@okagron

Жыл бұрын

@@TwistVisuals Who says metaphors, allegories and themes can't be fully expressed if it's maintained the exact continuity and logic? What is this mentality? You can and you should and every movie is made better for it.

@itsjustme6018

8 ай бұрын

Same, I can’t change how I felt when I saw the Snyder Cut and I also can’t ignore the really good points that mauler. I loved the Snyder Cut and apart of me still does, I remember getting hyped seeing Barry break the space time continuum and save everyone and I remember cheering when Diana chopped off Stephenwolf’s head. I know I won’t be able to enjoy this film the same way after this video and maybe that’s a good thing, I rather be open to things I never saw before and see things I originally loved in a new light. It helps me grow

Classic Mauler with 45 minutes remaining on the video: "lets summarise"

A MauLer video that's actually shorter than the movie? Oh boy

@VelvetIcematoro

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Mauler should have added more slow mo

@texteel

3 жыл бұрын

"You shall know the end times, from when the LongMan becomes short"

@redbearington3345

3 жыл бұрын

that's how it starts. the feeling of rage, or powerlessness, that turns long men short.

@crossbones116

3 жыл бұрын

It's shorter than the movie, therefore it's finally legitimate!

@TotallyActing

3 жыл бұрын

It’s shorter than the movie and yet I can’t get past 5 minutes of nonstop blabbing trying to convince people his point “makes sense”

"Lost a planet Senpai Darkseid has. How embarrassing." - Master Yoda

@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbiggles5389 You sound like a cult member. SC isn't flawless, and I say that as someone who likes it. (I haven't got time to watch this review though, I'll get back later)

@Party_Almsivi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom have fun! ZSJL is a mess.

@Party_Almsivi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbiggles5389 yes go sub to cinema wins. He’s about your speed.

@jdrc1233

3 жыл бұрын

@@Party_Almsivi aren’t all superhero movies a mess? I mean with some few exceptions of course

@Party_Almsivi

3 жыл бұрын

@@jdrc1233 no, you kinda answered your own question. And if they were, they don’t have to be. Just because something IS, does not mean it always must be. One just has to be willing to go above the bar that’s been set so low. Instead we get directors that are content to wallow beneath the bar because all they have to do is jangle keys and bait future content, and they make bank. Fans should demand a higher caliber of content, and I don’t mean 4:3 and greyscaled with 2 extra hours of padding, slo-mo, and nonsensical payoffs. And yodeling. Christ he just showed the world what he thinks Kino is, and instead of laughing uncontrollably, they’re cooming uncontrollably. We get the movies we deserve, it seems.

Somehow it never occured to me before watching this review, but how exactly are we supposed to think that Darkseid is powerful/threatening? He got his ass kicked by Ares, who got his ass kicked later by Wonder woman, who is basically canonically weaker than superman. So the 'big bad' of the DCEU is weaker than some villian that the not-even-strongest of the good guy team has already beaten 1on1. And its not like Darkseid is a lex-luthor-type villian, who might be weak but a threat through intellect and planning. Nope, he is just a normal-ass villian who gets outperformed by several of our heros individually, let alone combined. Great villian, im on the edge of my seat -.-.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Snyder needed to get *his* DarkSeid into the film at any cost. He thought he was staking his claim to DC’s IP but in fact he just got himself fired.

@voiceofreason467

2 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 Still coping and seething I see. A year after you still haven't gotten senpai MauLer to notice you.

@voiceofreason467

2 жыл бұрын

He didn't get his ass kicked by Ares, he literally got setup in a combo attack by three others god's and before that he manhandles a Green Lantern. That is how we know that Darkseid is a threat, he just flatout manhandles one of the most powerful forces in the known universe. Why is everyone lying about how Darkseid only gets his ass kicked by Ares? I mean, did we not see Artemis distract him with her arrows and shoot like three of them into his chest? Did we not see Zeus distracting him with his lightning, preventing him from properly countering Ares' axe? Also, are we going to ignore that Wonder Woman killed a still weakened Ares? Saying that Darkseid has already lost this because Wonder Woman killed a weakened version of the god that handed him his ass during his prime seems like major coping in an effort to stroke the ego of someone who is just objectively wrong about everything of substance he says.

@Atheismo9760

2 жыл бұрын

@@voiceofreason467 He didn't get setup in a combo attack at all. He gets BTFO-ed the first time Ares hits him. The Darkseid I know would never have been hurt by a mere god.

@voiceofreason467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Atheismo9760 Okay, so you're telling me Artemis hitting with her arrows, Zeus distracting him with his lightning to set him up for a lethal strike from Ares didn't happen. That this combo attack from three god's did not happen. You're just lying to yourself or lying to me to cope. That or you don't know that a combo attack can take place from multiple different people working together with singular powerful attacks. Either way, your objection is stupid. Also, the Darkseid you know clearly doesn't exist because he gets into fights and gets hurt by other god's all the time. Also what is this mere god shit? You do know that Darkseid is a god, they just call themselves new as a designation of being born from the cataclysm that destroyed the old. There isn't anything really different about Darkseid from other gods. He needs prayer and faith to keep him in power, he lives in his own sphere of existence like the other god's, he can project an image of himself into other universes... he has all the characteristics that make him no different than any other deity in the DC multiverse. Either way, the character you're talking about is Uxes, not Darkseid. He didn't take up the mantle yet and hasn't consolidated his power as of that point. So him getting KO'd like this makes total sense anyways. The fact that you didn't identify that in the first place indicates you know jack and shit and nothing about Darkseid.

Wonder woman stops a bomb just to essentially cause a bomb herself

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

The whole point of the terrorist was to blow up the building. It was a suicide mission. So she accomplished a part of their mission for them. Snyder just doesn't think about the logic of his story, his characters, their motivations, the likely consequence of their actions. He's like the anti Chris Nolan in that regard who grounded his Batman in reality.

@lionide138

Жыл бұрын

Four city blocks? How about the destruction of a military complex and also the death of a god?

@theunknowncommenter725

Жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 Snyder is the director, not the writer.

@analothor

Жыл бұрын

thats hilarious XD

@wrestlinginmyblood

11 ай бұрын

​@@theunknowncommenter725And will always be trash in either role.😊

Teen titans Cyborg episode did the self hate better. In that he is frustrated because having a mechanical body means that his life of training, effort and self improvement is over. He is 90% mechanical. He will only be as smart as his processers allow. Only as strong as the motors in his body permit. The pay off if you are curious is that he manages to beat a better machine because his human side makes a small but important contribution to his strength at a key moment, allowing him to win a contest he previously failed when only relying on his mechanical parts.

@R.K.994

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds fuckin great man

@sebastianhaney1425

3 жыл бұрын

Never paid attention to that when I was a kid. That's great!

@reaemishi2278

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianhaney1425 Yeah, its pretty straight forward, but everything works and the dialogue supports that they are trying to do.

@notyournormalguy_45

2 жыл бұрын

No no no fake dc fan. Snyder's character is better. It's more deep and complex

@cyrus2395

2 жыл бұрын

Wow

Favorite Mauler recurring memes (add your own): 1.Luke drinking milk 2.Annoyed Tywin Lannister 3. Obi Wan pointing at plot points in galaxy chart 4. Ned Stark double facepalming 5. Confused Dillon eyes from Predator

@jeremyrfritz

3 жыл бұрын

I like Dani's Renée Zellweger impression too.

@keaganhunter5365

3 жыл бұрын

Its not a recurring one, but I really hope the zod line "in a farm!?" becomes one, shit had me dying

@JuFo2707

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot Tony stark rolling his eyes

@leonardodavi2695

3 жыл бұрын

Jameson laughing at peter parker cracks me up everytime

@randomnerd3402

3 жыл бұрын

I hoped F'ing based Alfred is a recurring one

Beginning: "The Joss cut is the inferior one" Ending: "Joss did the better job here" Now THAT is a character arc

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

lol.

@Dikbeeg

11 ай бұрын

Joss had toilet movie he cut stuff and tried make a better version but failed .but snyder hes the one who made the toilet

@givmi_more_w9251

10 ай бұрын

@@Dikbeeg Yep, Josstice League is still a horrible movie with a non-sensical plot. But he tried to make the best of what he had to work with.

@Dikbeeg

10 ай бұрын

@@givmi_more_w9251 he tried but he failed cuz og cut was a 4hr slo mo sludge that makes no sense .flash running back in time ? Thats a superman 78 kinda bs 🤣

@okagron

10 ай бұрын

Obviously not because the final vision matters the most apparently. You can write the most inane garbage, as long it's your vision, apparently it exempts you from being criticized.

"Guys, you have to understand. Snyder was the cringe all along!" This about sums up the whole Snyder cut.

@BabyDoIIx

9 ай бұрын

I hope you’re not implying Joss’ version was better. That movie was absolutely horrific. If you’re saying neither was good, fair enough… but man the Joss version was extremely hard to watch. It was so shallow.

@teddnaing6851

9 ай бұрын

@@BabyDoIIx They are almost equally bad.

@bernhardstil6128

9 ай бұрын

@@BabyDoIIx Better? Here and there. Sure as hell not as the entire product. But Joss tried to salvage something from absolute garbage. He did the best he could - now granted still that wasn't much but at least he tried. Compare that to Snyder which had the time, the input from fans and the money and still managed to release an insult of a movie.

@Mmmmilo

8 ай бұрын

@@BabyDoIIxJoss’s version was better by the simple virtue of being shorter. I’m absolutely baffled that anyone got through Snyder’s version without fast-forwarding or falling asleep, because the plot is basically identical - but FOUR HOURS LONG.

@h8thegr8

8 ай бұрын

@@MmmmiloAs someone who watched the Snyder Cut with other people that jumped in an hour and a half in, falling asleep is simply a prerequisite for the uninitiated regarding capeshit. As for what I thought, it was certainly cooler, and I don’t absolutely hate the plot entirely (I guess I’m weird like that, but hey it’s not BvS!), however I have to agree with MauLer that the Josstice League got straight to the point while having Whedon’s own fluff to try and change the polarizing tone of the DCEU just three films in. The film can only be surgically altered for so long, however, and it’s an easy skip during a movie night, any night.

I swear that a new Mauler video is rarer than a total eclipse. They are both equally as beautiful.

@matohibiki

3 жыл бұрын

But is it as beautiful as a Total Eclipse of the Heart?

@OnlyGoodSHHH

3 жыл бұрын

Mauler couldnt hold a flame to an eclipse, dumbsht

@theone3193

3 жыл бұрын

@@OnlyGoodSHHH cope Snyder fan cope he makes terrible movies I'm sorry

@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish

3 жыл бұрын

As one who has seen both, yes, I can agree.

@NuclearSavety

3 жыл бұрын

Equally beautiful, dark, and soul crushing...

Wonder Woman using her bracelets at the start of the movie was in reality her trying to hide the bloodstains on the wall so she can’t be taken to court

@ItsLynch1

3 жыл бұрын

Although that would probably happen anyways for property damage

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

@@ItsLynch1 My God, that is the best explanation for anything done by any of the characters in this stupid movie. 😂

@markusandrew3680

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this.

@DaMaster012

3 жыл бұрын

I interpreted it more like Hack Snyder metaphorically spitting in the face of Potty Jenkins movies, like a pugnacious eight-year-old ripping away his action figures from his little sister when she tries to use them to play tea party: "Nuh-uh! Wonder Woman wouldn't not kill the bad guys! She'd kill the fuck out of them! Because killing people LOOKS SO *FUCKING* *_COOOOOOOOOOOL!!!1!one"_*

@nont18411

3 жыл бұрын

Wonder Woman: r*ped a guy, wasn’t afraid to paint a room with blood of her enemies. Fangirls: “So inspiring. Qween!” John Walker: killed a “sURReNdErinG” super soldier terrorist who’s complicit to his best friend (an American soldier) death. Fangirls: “Rot in hell. Fuck you. You disrespect the holy shield!”

Whedon essentially had to attempt to make a Frankensteins monster out of the pieces of Snyder’s scenes but there were multiples of some body parts and completely missing other ones

Oh boy! I can't wait for the Rebel Moon essay

@om58499

5 ай бұрын

No wait until the synder cut cause the amount of people who that be better is insane

@honestkyn718

3 ай бұрын

Rebel Moon was so bad it's not even worth it.

I like how Aquaman was mad at litter in the ocean in his own movie, then In his solo scene, immediately litters in the ocean!

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that scene from 2017 and the original trailer. I never got the image out of my mind of Aquaman littering the ocean with a whiskey bottle. Zack Snyder is an idiot. True then. True now.

@benedicto2031

3 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 you understand Aquaman fucking hates Atlantis in JL right? Why would he give a damn about littering? So because he can breathe underwater he has an obligation to be an environmentalist? Tf lmao Also, how does Aquaman get mad at litter in the Aquaman movie? That’s ORM, his crazy atlantean brother, not him.

@patrikmiles9342

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Zack Snider wasn't thinking about logic or continuity the only thing that matters in his head are the visuals

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrikmiles9342 Absolutely correct. And he thinks too highly of his slo-mo visuals. They don’t work. He has never done anything with the visceral feel of say John Wick, or Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, or Mad Max Fury Road, or the Raid, or Inception, or.... I could go on. His slo violence is cartoony. It’s not real. You feel nothing.

@maxalaintwo3578

3 жыл бұрын

How many shirts and bottles does he go through every time he submerges

1:56:03 *_"PLEASE...stop...b e i n g."_* I love how that's the most restrained way of saying "d i e".

I am not sure there is anyone better at so meticulously breaking down a movie into it's elements to so thoroughly point out it's flaws or strengths than Mauler. And he does it in such a funny and entertaining way.

@superpnutbutter8608

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, watching this is even more proof for some random dude on the internet that he's right. Snyder is a visual genius, but for story telling? not so much. I still wonder to this day who tf saw watchmen and went "This 'super hero' movie directer is perfect for our superman!" I really like Zack's DC movies, but the more I think about it, the worse it gets. Like when superman's dad telling Clark to not help him from the tornado for example, it looks really cool and gave me goosebump the first time I watched, but it gets really stupid when I think about it more.

@Mmmmilo

8 ай бұрын

@@superpnutbutter8608I though he was pretty solid visually as well, until I saw Army of the Dead (or at least, the 20 minutes I watched before I chucked my TV out of the window out of anger). That movie looks like complete dogshit.

2:13:17 "I've heard people say, unironically, that we at least get 'something', in reference to additional content for characters, plot or history. 'Something' is un-fuckin'-acceptable for an additional two fucking hours! Where the hell are your standards!?" Dude. This line cuts. Because it's a powerful counter to us silver lining folks who might push that perspective too far. Because I've said that exact thing before, albeit not about this nightmare of a film. It's something for all to chew on, but particularly those who tend towards optimism...or faux optimism to drum up hype, likes and views. We really need to remind ourselves that the standard? The average? It's not ZERO. XD

"But Martian Manhunter is a pacifist, that's why he didn't want to get involved!" Meanwhile, Martian Manhunter is a 50 year old US Army General. US Army Generals are famously known for their love of pacifism.

@dragonknightleader1

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure the reason he didn't get involved was because of fire. Every Synder fight has fire or the potential to cause fire and that sort of thing is intolerable to him.

@mfundroid1116

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonknightleader1 That's never stopped J'onn from physically or psychically helping out somewhere else. Think Wanda during Age Of Ultron. She helped clear out the city with her telepathic abilities.

@dragonknightleader1

3 жыл бұрын

@@mfundroid1116 Yes, in other DC media. In Synderverse, why else would he not help found the Justice League? The way he was set up in Man of Steel, he could have been the Nick Fury of the group. Instead, he just lets Supes fight Zod on his own and let WW, Bats, and Supes fight zombie Zod. And in this movie, talks to Lois instead of joining the team.

@mfundroid1116

3 жыл бұрын

@@nont18411 Yes, I was being sarcastic...

@eliaskouakou7051

3 жыл бұрын

The reason j'onn doesn't show himself is exactly the reason PA Kent did''t want Clark to not show his power. And nobody know exactly what he is doing while the league is fighting. He might have been there.

My favorite part of the Snyder cut is that it finally prompted MauLer to do a new movie review.

@oli50382

3 жыл бұрын

You might not of know, but Mauler is also working on a review for The Boys (Season 2) ;)

@sammydray5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@oli50382 And TLoU2. And Game of thrones final episode. And The Force Awakens lol

@AcidifiedMammoth

3 жыл бұрын

@@sammydray5919 is he planning to release force awakens video? I have been wondering and waiting for ages!

@sammydray5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@AcidifiedMammoth I mean its still under works technically. Dunno when the next part will come lol. Until then we'll have to make do with the parts already released up until now

@AcidifiedMammoth

3 жыл бұрын

@@sammydray5919 oh sure, i must've watched last jedi critics for about a dozen time.

I find it odd that many are demanding that this movie be canon and that it replace the theatrical release, but don't seem to realize that this movie would break the continuity of the movies that came after Justice League, both in the movie's future and past.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, no fair. You are thinking out loud, instead of *not thinking* out loud as Snyder cult followers are prone to do.

@Ayyem93

2 жыл бұрын

What even is the canon of dc supposed to be? I've seen every one I think is supposed to be canon except birds of prey and the second s squad and I have no fucking idea what's going on

@ShaneFullerYT

Жыл бұрын

How does this movie break Continuity?

@thefunnyhatter7390

Жыл бұрын

The biggest one I can think of at the moment is the parts that have to do with Aquaman. Mera, in the Synder Cut, talks with a British accent, but an American one in Aquaman. It is revealed that the Atlantians have their own language underwater that come off in high pitch squeaks and shrieks. Yet, in Aquaman, they can speak normally in water as they do on land. I think they were trying to set up that Arthur couldn't communicate with the Atlantians because he never learned their ways, but it's torn down when they speak normally in the next film. It also mentions that King Orm was dealing with rebels against Atlantis, but in Aquaman, that doesn't begin until Orm starts "uniting" the other kingdoms of the sea. Just a few things I mentioned, but there is quite more within the movie that would have contradicted the other movies following Justice League, should WB decide to make this canon.

@ShaneFullerYT

Жыл бұрын

@@thefunnyhatter7390 the American Accent and British...well...uuuuhhhh....I give you that. But the Atlantians speaking that high pitch squeak noise in ZSJL and they are speaking English in Aquaman isn't a big deal at all. In ZSJK, we are hearing them speaking like that from our perspective and in Aquaman man, we're hearing them talk in their perspective. The King Orm dealing with rebels thing...I don't even know about that/noticed it.

As much as I appriciate to see Snyder's vision for the Justice League, I agree that Zack Snyder is not a great storyteller. When you compared Joss' and Zack's versions, it made me appriciate Joss adding some substance to the characters. Even though its not a great film.

@ashanein

Жыл бұрын

Omg a comment with nuance! 🙌 Refreshing 💜

@theunknowncommenter725

Жыл бұрын

Joss made them comical cliches of their former selves.

@guilhermelisboa1857

11 ай бұрын

​@@theunknowncommenter725better than zack snyder version of the characters.

@cool2314

11 ай бұрын

lol there formers selves where mass murders so i prefer the joss's cliche versions over zack's edge lord characters

@rosestar1324

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I'm surprised so many people saying Zack's movie is still better. At least Joss' acted like heroes better and had better characters even tho the movie is still bad. Joss cut out a lot of bad stuff and added some good moments like Flash saving people instead of being useless for several minutes. Flash in better media often does crowd control because he's THE FLASH and can save people quickly while the rest of the Justice League fight the bad guys.

This video is shorter than the media you're talking about? MauLer is slippin 😉

@dp4752

3 жыл бұрын

Nah its just part 1 of 4

@walop

3 жыл бұрын

In a sick twist of fate, this means he's wrong about the movie, BUT If you watch this in 0.25, not only he's right but the video is 4x better.

@TheSlammurai

3 жыл бұрын

@@walop Are you implying we need to Slonald MauLer?

@LJAndrews1986

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao well played

@walop

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSlammurai it's not my place to say this, I think we need to let the fans decide

The message of this film is keep your eyes on the road. Iris, burger trucker, cyborgs mom, all these misfortunes couldve been prevented if they were more diligent behind the wheel.

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

Or get in good with flash and he can reverse time and correct your mistakes.

@fayazhossain3821

3 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 The avengers (2012) or ZSJL? AVENGERS AGE OF ULTRON OR ZSJL?

@destinyhero4795

3 жыл бұрын

Thats good massage actually

@Butt_sects

3 жыл бұрын

@@destinyhero4795 Yeah this is a very morally sound film

@matthewmuir8884

3 жыл бұрын

@@fayazhossain3821 Either Avengers film over ZSJL in a heartbeat; they're not by any means perfect (especially not Age of Ultron), but they're far better films than ZSJL. They actually have interesting characters who actually try to save people.

The fact the boxes are box shaped probably saved them quite a few bucks in the effects

@Ropsuguy

2 жыл бұрын

Blender's default cube is a powerful artifact indeed.

@thefilmwatcher1302

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, because items called “boxes” wouldn’t be shaped like some kind of box.

@rosestar1324

10 ай бұрын

@@thefilmwatcher1302 Ironically in other media, the mother boxes are always rectangular shaped.

Some people argue that the reason Cyborg’s auto defense system shot at Superman is because of the vision he saw of that Knightmare timeline where Superman is evil. But if that’s the case, how come it never activated at any other point when he was with Superman. Or hell, why did it not activate with Darkseid when he showed up

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. So much obvious plot-hoops set up for the characters to jump thru. True story is: *We want to show Superman fighting the rest of the Justice League to reassure his fans that he is 1 million times more powerful than everyone else….so make an excuse to start a fight, and have him punk the rest of the JL.* That’s why.

@Atheismo9760

2 жыл бұрын

Not just why did it not activate at some other point as well, but why did it activate for such a short period of time? Why wasn't Cryborg forced to fight Superman until he got destroyed?

@Dutch_man20

2 жыл бұрын

@@Atheismo9760 yeah, I never thought about that.

@brentmichael4770

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't it only batty that had that dream I don't recall anyone else having that nightmare dream. I mean he told people about it.

@Dutch_man20

2 жыл бұрын

@@brentmichael4770 they were referring to the part when they try and bring supes back. Cyborg is plugged into the ship and sees a vision of the future

"We tried to keep the slow motion away from the dialogue as much as possible. But anything without dialogue was considered for slow motion." Dean Learner

@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

3 жыл бұрын

My man.

@michaelschreiner9719

3 жыл бұрын

"The Flash ran the only way he knew how: by placing one leg in front of the other in quick succession."

I absolutely adore that you're still using the Luke drinking green milk "What the fuck??" as a running video meme :)

@harry426

3 жыл бұрын

I miss the Dark Souls 2 fart noise. :S

@sauro8299

3 жыл бұрын

@@harry426 One like, equals one prayer... for Dragonrider. *fart noise as Dragonrider falls to death once again*

@yetanotherspuart3993

3 жыл бұрын

Is one of the few memes that makes sense of this film.

@RogueFox2185

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a classic meme, one of the few good things Roundhead actually gave us with TLJ.

@joshuakim5240

3 жыл бұрын

@@sauro8299 Dragonrider: being the most relatable Dark Souls boss via his tendency to get rekt by gravity since 2014.

Damn, this has got to be one of the most thought provokingly insightful breakdowns of the snyder cut. Not only for its water tight arguments about the plot convenience (a problem with Synders films) but for how it acknowledges real character improvements that the Whedon JSL movie had. I have seen both versions and alot is better in the snyder cut, but good god I am having my eyes opened here.

@Dikbeeg

11 ай бұрын

He really tricked ppl into thinking this garbo is good movie

@lanalan4157

10 ай бұрын

​@@DikbeegCopium is a strong on this one

@Dikbeeg

10 ай бұрын

@@lanalan4157 copium honey ? Im not the one crying here after someone destroyed my fav movie

@lanalan4157

10 ай бұрын

@@Dikbeeg this movie is shit

@christianogden2825

5 ай бұрын

Im just trying to figure out why he calls the whedon version and then spends 3 hrs showing how it improved the snydercut. Was it sarcasm?

This video did it for me. I thought snydercut was good on first viewing, but only because of how much hype there was about it.

Most people: I was pleasantly surprised Mauler: rip and tear

@Zer0Hour17

3 жыл бұрын

People on the internet, "Snyder Cut is incredible". Mauler, "And I took that personally".

@SuperOmnicronsj44

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't matter League is light years better than the usual crap they're putting out. - let him be mad.... the main thing is Snyder and fans pushed back v increasingly biased and one party system of entertainment.

@planaraspect9461

3 жыл бұрын

It has logical inconsistencies, especially where Darkseid is concerned, and yet it was good to its characters and way better than the derailment we got years ago. The emotional elation this film represents drowns out most of its (very present) sloppiness.

@Zathren

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 Same thing with Sonic. People said no, studio said okay we fix. And then the people had a _suprised pikachu_ face all the way to the theater, for multiple showings.

@Altzar2011

3 жыл бұрын

Its mediocre at best.... Not good or bad

Joss has a self-insert in this movie. It's the hobo with "I TRIED" sign.

@GamePlayMetal

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing the trainwreck this movie is starting to look like, I wouldn't be surprised if it was true

@travisspazz1624

3 жыл бұрын

The sad part is without all this drama surrounding this production, I'd love to see a Whedon JL or Superman movie. The demands of a 2hr runtime and a set release date just sabotaged the movie. Also Whedon being a dbag, but still.

@TheFlame234

3 жыл бұрын

@@travisspazz1624 why is wheadon a Dbag? Did I miss something?

@starkilr101

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck Whedon

@mariusvanc

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheFlame234 Apparently he's a creeper. Therefore, canceled.

I love that this video shits on the Snyder cut just as much as the Whedon cut, because both are fucking shit.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@lennynull-funf-zehn5416

2 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture

@lightinthedarkness8849

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

So glad I found this video. I liked Whedon's Justice League when it came out, not because of anything particularly great about it but simply because we were getting the Justice League on the big screen, finally. Then I heard about the controversies behind the scenes and saw the promo material for Zack Snyder's Justice League and figured this film would be better. And I genuinely believed it was. I was never a fan of dark Superman. And I was always curious how a revived Superman would explain Clark Kent's revival and how they would forgive Superman post-Knightmare once Darkseid was likely beaten and the world saved. I never liked how willing Superman and Batman were to kill. Wonder Woman and Aquaman, I get killing people. They were raised as warriors. Superman and Batman aim to save as many lives as possible. I needed this criticism. Neither cut of the film does the characters justice and Darkseid perhaps suffered the worst nerf in history. Snyder's vision was too limited, dedicating a trilogy to purely fighting Darkseid and evil Superman, never mind an expanded DC universe. I have faith James Gunn and Peter Safran will rectify these mistakes and give us the DC adaptation we deserve and one that honours the source material.

@TheGamerRist

7 ай бұрын

But Batman and Superman don't kill. And I respect your opinion but I don't agree or understand it

Pre-Synder Cut Mauler: "[Snyder]'s more of a clown to me, I don’t hate him." Post-Snyder Cut Mauler: R A M P A G E

@hiddlesubblubites5116

3 жыл бұрын

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS FINISHED

@jadeatrophis

3 жыл бұрын

Very similar to his reaction to TLOU2. Before he played it, he said he wasn't gonna make a video. Then he played it. As soon as he finished he said he was starting work on a video about it XD

@ccateni28

3 жыл бұрын

@@jadeatrophis TLOU2 had more to talk about due to sucking more, he did this video cause it was easy to do and fun for him

@examiningkubrickphilosofia1530

3 жыл бұрын

Mauler calling anyone a clown ... Palpatine: Ironic.

@cal593

3 жыл бұрын

@@examiningkubrickphilosofia1530 it's treason, then...

I really love how calm Mauler's voice was when he started, but the further you get in the video, the more irritated he becomes.

@four-en-tee

3 жыл бұрын

Its a hallmark of the unbridled series, and its really entertaining to watch, lol.

@samanthacookierun

3 жыл бұрын

True, when I’m bored or when I want to draw I just pull up rant videos because they’re just so entertaining but the unribled series is top tier ranting ngl

@troo_6656

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Must have been a pain to make the script progressively more and more angry. Ii is real easy to slip up when doing something like this.

@KTK44

3 жыл бұрын

His shtichk about hating everything is getting tiresome.

@bitharne

3 жыл бұрын

Because this movie is sooooo shitty combined with all these morons around the world praising it. It’s infuriating; Mauler is my hero for explains why this “film” is so bad.

Literally give flash the box. Tell him to run away whenever steppenwolf shows up. It'd be a neverending game of tag that steppenwolf could never win lol also Flash solos steppenwolf but of course he has to be fucking useless in this movie

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I’ve noted this before on this forum while some Snyder fan tried to pretend they didn’t understand. Fact is all the heroes are overpowered compared to SteppenWolf. Wonder Woman could have put her sword between his eyes at any time, or used her God killing move on him. [heck based on how she killed Ares she might even be able to deflect ‘the Unity’ back at the bad guys.] In the comics she has deflected DarkSeid zig zag beam. Lol. Cyborg controls all the Nukes and could certainly destroy SteppenWolf’s base - since Batman does it with one missile and nothing but basic satellite intel, which isn’t in the same league with Cyborg’s walking Skynet. And then, there was Superman. All the heroes are overpowered. Not fun to anyone other than little boys playing with dolls.

@unformedeight

2 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 Imagine if the gods would have had the braincells to throw the motherboxes into three different black holes Not only perfect vaults but they wouldn't have heard sups scream

@forbiddencroisant

2 жыл бұрын

"Flash was useless in this movie" Um, did you even watch the movie?

@doelroarpa3489

2 жыл бұрын

@@forbiddencroisant 1:14:20

@Marcus-ge5lw

3 ай бұрын

@@summertyme5748all heroes dc and marvel are op you clown

Here's one you missed that bugged me in *both* versions of the movie: Lois approaching a fully suited-up Superman, trying to reason with him, literally yelling his human name, "Claaaark!"... With two police officers standing right next to her... So, they see Lois Lane - aka Clark Kent's girlfriend - calling the Kryptonian superhero Superman "Clark", and then both Superman and Clark Kent return from the dead on the same day... Do Joss and Zach really both write those police officers to be *that* stupid that they can't figure-out Clark and Superman are the same person? And expect us to also believe Lois, too, is completely stupid for calling him by his human name in public at full volume. /Siiiigh...

@Enigma75614

4 ай бұрын

The people should already know that Clark is Superman. There’s no way wearing glasses would help conceal your identity.

@billjacobs521

2 ай бұрын

I sort of assumed his real identity was released after his death.

"I thought you were good at causing pain?" *Zooms into Amber heard* Me: dead

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

25:30

@hithere8789

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished watching this and now I realize there's so much Amber Heard jokes and it's astronomical

@crazyrabbits

3 жыл бұрын

_Perfection._

"I thought you were good at causing pain" That Amber Heard dig was legendary.

I love the Deathstroke post credits scene because it ties into a Batman movie that never happened.

You are quite funny & entertaining, Mauler. Thank you for these really satisfying breakdowns of pop culture.

@theunknowncommenter725

Жыл бұрын

Mauler makes great breakdowns on current pop culture movies. This is not one of them.

@monkeymode13

11 ай бұрын

@@theunknowncommenter725 Keep coping bro

I'm still going to say it: Most of DC's animated content is more thought out, more mature, and better written than any entry in the DCEU.

@tylerleach8796

3 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, why do you think MauLer used a Superman vs The Elite clip to show how backwards Snyder’s Superman is?

@Zer0Hour17

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylerleach8796 I guarantee that was Meme Repository's doing. Mauler don't know shit about the animated universe lol. As for the animated movie being better than the DCEU, yeah...until Apokolips war...

@tylerleach8796

3 жыл бұрын

@@Zer0Hour17 I mean I found most of the New 52 animated films to be garbage.

@danielz-v4083

3 жыл бұрын

most of. But then they dropped basically all of that hard work and well thought out plan for a horribly written movie that explains the phrase “gore for shock vallue”. (The Apokolips movie. Absolute dogshit but looks cool)

@Diannalover

3 жыл бұрын

@@EvanSol919 Absolutely. Michael Ironside's take on Darkseid in particular is far better than Snyder can even conceive of.

One weird note, London doesn't have "blocks". Blocks makes sense in American cities that were built in a grid, but London was built over hundreds upon thousands of years with a messy road layout as a result. You ask ANYONE who drives around london, and they'll tell you it's not nice easy "blocks"

@termitreter6545

3 жыл бұрын

Lies, everywhere in the west is exactly like America :^)

@imallergictobullets

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, east coast of the USA is pretty messy, not very gridlike. Blocks is a general term which can be used anywhere

@80krauser

3 жыл бұрын

I guess they are trying to blow up the CITY of London the little area where the Queen and the banks are. Kinda like Tyler Durden in Fight Club....Cause that worked out great.

@AlexSciChannel

3 жыл бұрын

Does this actually matter in the grand scheme of the story? Because if not it doesn't affect the quality

@hughwotmeight2453

3 жыл бұрын

Real question, what would be the british analog of a city block?

Crazy how Joss' line about families works better for Snyder's Steppenwolf than Snyder's. He is exiled because his familial relationships are built on cruelty so of course he wouldn't understand why people use their families as an attempt to appeal to mercy. Snyder's line comes off as both overly edgy and hypocritical.

@WL1264

8 ай бұрын

Bruh wat?

@josephsalmonte4995

5 ай бұрын

Yeah...WHAT? 😂

This almost makes it sound like Joss was actually a competent director/producer/whatever that was just given a dumpster fire to try and salvage with no way to extinguish the fire

@sorryifoldcomment8596

Ай бұрын

Almost? ;)

Why didn't Martian manhunter turn into Lois Lane to calm down Superman.

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

lol. Fan service strikes again.

@spencerc4252

3 жыл бұрын

... holy fuck, this would at least make martian manhunter slightly better. wouldn't negate my overall issue with him, but this would have been a good and helpful step

@aishikmukherjee8438

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@ctown0738

3 жыл бұрын

Better question, why didn't he do anything during BvS and MoS.

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

@@ctown0738 Of course we know the behind the scenes truth - is that Snyder didn't want and never planed for the Martian to be in this film. He wanted the Green Lantern. lol DC films would *not* let him use them. They're smart - as it would just give Snyder more characters to destroy. As in - why did the Lantern Corps - the mighty space police - leave the mother boxes on earth to begin with, since the 'heroes from space' were a part of the original battle? I guess they also kinda forgot?

For once one of your rants is shorter than the movie you’re talking about lmaoooo

@edgarallanpwned6666

3 жыл бұрын

Black Panther, Jurassic world and predator unbridled rages are all under 60 mins. Way shorter than the movies he was covering.

@denkerbosu3551

3 жыл бұрын

@@edgarallanpwned6666 i know it was a joke, but still thanks for the trivia.

@sStyleMo

3 жыл бұрын

says more about the movie than the rant tbh

@SrSpankems

3 жыл бұрын

HA gotem *does the dab*

@phillyphilly__lii5653

3 жыл бұрын

@@sStyleMo exactly. The worst movies are so bad every scene can have twice as much time used to rip on it than actually watching it. With such a discerning eye (and the help of a lengthier movie) this movie is taking less of a hit than others...even with the 2:18 time hahaha

Darkseid: Anti-Life has been found, Desaad. And we shall stop at _nothing_ to possess it. Desaad: Very good, my Lord. Shall I prepare your armies and battle armor? Darkseid: No, later. Single Female Lawyer is on in ten minutes.

@abraxas4261

Жыл бұрын

*Darkseid watching She-Hulk and Megan Thee Stallion twerk* Darkseid: "They found the Anti-Life Equation?!"

@GigaChadh976

Жыл бұрын

@@abraxas4261 Granny goodness: “well sir, they’ve clearly found the anti funny equation.”

"Darkseid, who essentially is what marvel fans feared Thanos would be, and kind of what he would become in endgame" well done, Longman, that has to be one of your best quotes and I will use that when discussing this dumpster fire of a film with friends

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

He is completely wrong about Endgame though - he doesn't even get that Endgame Thanos is *not* the same Thanos and is not supposed to be because Endgame is not trying to be a sequel to Infinity War which is what he wanted it to be. You need to understand Infinity War and Endgame this way: -> Infinity War Thanos wins - and dies - since he believes in death - his death is his destiny and victory. -> Endgame is the story of what the heroes do with their lives once they realize they've lost the one fight that mattered. *It's not more of the same Thanos - which is what Mauler specifically stated he wanted.* But that's not what the filmmakers wanted. Endgame is a better film than Infinity War and it has deeper themes by far. This is even more clear now that MCU has spent 3 years floundering with no direction (MOM, Eternals and NWH are all disasters)- not unlike the heroes who lost in Infinity War. It's like they are all playing Fortnite with Newbmaster 69, in order to forget the pain. (Bro Thor was brilliant - even if he went over the heads of some 'fans'), because if they were honest with themselves they would admit that they are out of ideas and begin openly weeping. lol MCU doesn't know what to do next. That's clear.

@TotallyActing

Жыл бұрын

This isn’t a darkseid film though 💀 it’s a justice league film, it’s like trashing the crappy looking 2012 avengers film for having a clip of thanos and not explaining his entire life story and motives

@GigaChadh976

Жыл бұрын

@@TotallyActing The difference is that thanos name isn’t mentioned in most of the film. The villain was loki and he was given the focus

@ab-gail

Жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 Is this a GDELB post?

@preds43

Жыл бұрын

@@TotallyActing Your point? Avengers: Infinity War is still an Avengers film, but Thanos' development throughout both this film and the MCU made everything so much better. The DCEU, while I respect Zacks...tenacity, will never hit that same mark with Darkseid, no matter how long the singular film gets, especially when you're up against 23 OR SO MOVIES OF BUILD UP THROUGHOUT 3 WELL PLANNED PHASES BY A GUY WHO LIKES TO PLAN THE NOW WHILE ALSO THINKING AHEAD...PROPERLY LMAOOO

Anyone else think Cyborg looks like he should be on the box for a PC graphics card? He's got that Glossy CG look that they all use to sell their stuff.

@gracemichael3347

3 жыл бұрын

No

@gen.clint1014

3 жыл бұрын

@@DylLit PS4? Have you seen the games that have come out on PS4? Games like Horizon Zero Dawn and God of War look amazing on thats console despite its age.

@ProxyDoug

3 жыл бұрын

Really wish they had redone him for this version.

@sportsgamer8524

3 жыл бұрын

@@gen.clint1014 Yes but like the original commenter said, he has a glossy look that’s something out of a video game (can’t say ps4 specifically since I’ve only played on it a few times).

@gen.clint1014

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportsgamer8524 the games I’ve previously listed don’t have that glossy feel at all and most games on the ps4 that took full advantage of the hardware don’t look as they describe them,unless that was their specific goal.

Wonder Woman: "You are who you choose to be." "Superman." -The Iron Giant

@mattyt3625

3 жыл бұрын

Iron giant is more superman then Snyder's superman. That says a lot

@MrGeorgeFlorcus

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattyt3625 To be fair, Brad Bird, unlike Zack Snyder, is actually a good filmmaker

@mattyt3625

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus your not wrong. May you be protected from the wrath of the cult for your heresy

@patchmoulton5438

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattyt3625 I just want to know where the sudden wave of "Snyder good" came from. I remember people ragging on Man of Steel just a few years ago

@dahakadilly

3 жыл бұрын

@@patchmoulton5438 probably coz the standards of movies has gone down significantly over the past few years?

Mauler took two hours to explain thoroughly how different and more cohesive the Joss cut of the movie is from Snyder's cut. Snyder took four hours to have Wonder Woman walk through a cave and have Steppenwolf have Skype calls throughout the film.

“I chose to use 4:3 ratio because it looks better on an imax screen” snyders pretentious ass actually said this and the movie on streaming i guess for all the people who have their own imax theatre they can use whenever

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

It clearly wasn't meant for IMAX based on all the shots with empty headspace and floor space.

@swagwolfgang

Жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 thats what zack said bruv

The day has come where the movie itself is longer than the mauler review.

@KGLordofhollows

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't the review, this is a rampage.

@evilhunter64

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I’m sure he could do a special mauler cut that is 5 hours long 😂

@yuriistulnev2597

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't a review yet, just first reaction after watching :D

@toatakanuva4846

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait until he releases 9 hour long Mauler Cut

@yuriistulnev2597

3 жыл бұрын

@@toatakanuva4846 Will this cut has an hour of slow-mo speaking and repeating same words twice and more?

Josstice League is better but that's like saying a 1/10 movie is now a 2/10

@Atheismo9760

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what Mauler and the rest of EFAP say.

Darkseid: A man I knew used to say that the mother boxes are like your car keys: easy to lose, but if you dig around, it's usually close by.

@metalliclark86

3 жыл бұрын

Coming straight at you from the Isaac Asimov school of losing a goddamn planet.

@kylevernon

3 жыл бұрын

Vikings went to the New World and completely forgot about it. It’s not entirely comparable, but I’d just like to share.

@rev0568

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylevernon There are medieval era raiders forgetting a continent, then there is a super advanced alien with a high tech army forgetting the location of a planet. I know it's not meant to be exactly comparable, but cmon.

@kylevernon

3 жыл бұрын

@@rev0568 What is space but a vast endless ocean of darkness. If there’s any place to forget, its there. Also if your entire army got slaughtered too. Take one look at their ships, you see plumes of smoke. Smoke?!?!? Meaning they’re burning fossil fuels, which means that this advanced alien race isn’t necessarily that advanced, it’s just that they’re extremely brutal. Take any SuperMan story ever. Krypton colonized worlds, thousands of them. But for some reason they never explain why they gave up those colonies. Krypton was destroyed because they harvested its resources too much. I can easily point out that it’s nonsensical to continue to excavate your home plane to when you can literally terraform other planets and harvest their resources instead. Tbh, I think the dumber thing is why Zeus didn’t hide the world like he did with Diana’s island.

@Sanju-ti9ti

3 жыл бұрын

Try remembering a planet from a million over multiverse

MauLer - Structures his arguments around Josstice League being better than the Snyder Cut Snyder fans - Peace was never an option.

@TheMemeRepository

3 жыл бұрын

Me - I've been preparing for this battle for seven years...

@janehrahan5116

3 жыл бұрын

Better by technicality of being slightly less shit on balance.

@UFO_PILOT

3 жыл бұрын

He explicitly said he still thinks the Whedon cut is trash even though he made a few bits make more sense.

@Party_Almsivi

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMemeRepository Rip and Tear, until it is done.

@VioletDeathRei

3 жыл бұрын

@@UFO_PILOT He pointed out the improvements, then procedures to dedicate all over the hundreds of new plot holes. This is in Mauler terms "it was better."

The fact that this is the definitive version of The Justice League (the film) just shows this movie was unsalvageable.

the ending speech to this is absolutely golden!

@germanibarramolina834

2 жыл бұрын

No it isn’t

@mertarican5456

2 жыл бұрын

@@germanibarramolina834 Yes it is

@har5814

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't

@johnthemangood8700

2 жыл бұрын

It's poetry

@crobeastness

2 жыл бұрын

its a very surface level rant, except for the martian bit and epilogue bit. that was true.

The Long Man has Cometh for thee, Snyder. *And the Long does not know mercy.*

@SuperOmnicronsj44

3 жыл бұрын

Its a bonafide HIT! Who cares about any bridled rage? what good does it do? Real you tubers are getting demonitezed EVERYWHERE over this type fandom ... what does it matter. JUSTICE REIGNS!!!!

@moosejuice4231

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 sorry what

@autismisuncontrollable4925

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 you need help

@Wolfbroa

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 you should definitely go outside and touch grass

@soulsearcher9620

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperOmnicronsj44 You're very bored, aren't you?

Honestly Mauler you should be thanking Snyder. He made a movie that took longer to watch than it took you to critique, so now all of your points are suddenly valid.

@spuart3308

3 жыл бұрын

Long man ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... short?

@patrickfrost9405

3 жыл бұрын

Snyder bloated the film. He cheated.

@generalgrievous9831

3 жыл бұрын

the point i dont like is how he said darkside was close to death, he does know thats just a projection and weaker form of darkside and he had to fight like 8 gods and a green lantern vs a god and cannon fodder like how is this a fair fight

@deimos5579

3 жыл бұрын

We need more slow motion in movies so Mauler can make more critiques which are valid 😃

@ArtekGeneral

3 жыл бұрын

@@generalgrievous9831 Elaborate on projection. I'm not up to Darkseid lore, but i don't remember him using projections. If he's down to fight - he usually does it manually, and he's one of the strongest combatants in DC universe. Unless this is before he got his overpowered beams? And Mauler's point seems to have been that Darkseid - the most dangerous individual in DC universe - spends his first 5 minutes on screen getting his ass kicked. Even if this is a weaker version of him from the past - that does undermine his Big Bad status, so he's not a very impressive threat.

Your script is so much more entertaining than the actual movie! 😂😂

@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je

Жыл бұрын

he's an angry Whedon fanboy.

@justaguy6613

Жыл бұрын

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je lol did you even watch the video??

@TG-ge1oh

Жыл бұрын

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je You seem to have watched neither this video, nor any of the movies being discussed here. So why even bother commenting?

@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je

Жыл бұрын

@@TG-ge1oh I have watched both the movies and this video. Why make assumption and make a fool out of yourself?

@TG-ge1oh

Жыл бұрын

@@KissSlowlyLoveDeeply-pm2je If after watching all three you still spout nonsense, then who is the one making a fool of themselves? We, the bystanders who observe you spout nonsense? Or you, who's unable to analyze the data that you say you have consumed?

I still don't get how they got away with that shit - being praised for saving the Justice League. It is still an incredible bad movie - only longer and slightly better CGI. I think it went like this: They all cried for the release of the Snyder Cut so when it came out and it was a dumpster fire they could not go back and call it out for what it was.

I like how Cyborg can control all machinery...except for his own body lol

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

We need to make him super OP, like all the other heroes. But - we need to make him lose control so the JL can have a fake fight with Superman. - Snyder No problem (sniffs cocaine) ok, now let me think..... - Terrio

@MorallyDubiousFrog

3 жыл бұрын

Or the laser that killed his dad.

@summertyme5748

3 жыл бұрын

lol. The stupidity of the film is boundless. Silas got microwaved instead of frigged because he wanted to warm the mother boxes up. 😂 Yeah - i’ma die for this! - Silas Reasoning? -> so the Jl *could find it.* - after he assumes they lose it. - which they will because he keeps it and never thinks to give it to them. Hello Mr. Scientist with a secret death wish? - Since the Unity they are creating means gathering the parademons into a gigantic *defensive energy dome* - then how hard would that be to find regardless of box heat? - Batman can detect heat from a box by satellite *inside the alien energy dome* which you can see from space - but he can’t figure out that this weird alien dome is where the boxes are at? - He sees’ the death dome from space -and analyzes it’s weakness in two seconds.... [cuz Death Star with a flaw must be done more times than Martha and her pearls] - but this couldn’t be done without Silas microwaving a box. A box that will be *inside* the dome, which you can see and analyze...from space? 😂 It’s like there is not a shred of common sense in Snyder or Terrio and they have likewise targeted the film at morons.

@whitehorsedown6499

3 жыл бұрын

@That’s one smug wojak Well it doesn't make you smart. I think Snyder's Superman movies are like guilty pleasures for me like Superman 3 and Batman Forever they're not good films same with the resident evil movies they are good bad movies but if you think they are great movies in the League no pun intended as the greatest movies ever made aka masterpiece then you are a dumb person. It doesn't make you a bad person hey you might be really intelligent in other subjects like Mechanics, economics, engineering, playing bongos to Metallica songs etc etc but when it comes to movies or writing you aren't well versed. Hey I can't play musical instruments or know anything about structural engineering, Doctor Who or anime and I don't claim to or explain who the best Doctor is or best Anime series is as I'm ignorant of those things which is ok.

@williamcronshaw5262

3 жыл бұрын

@@summertyme5748 You forgot something; the laser heats the mother box to a temperature of 3.5 million degrees kelvin. Do you have any idea how hot that is? According to google the surface of the Sun is 5,778 degrees Kelvin. And Steppenwolf just grabs it, but Superman's eye lasers cut off his horn.

That's not fair Mauler, "the same scene but with MovieBob" can beat any sort of argument! Even the entire The Shawshank Redemption can't hold against it.

@TARLChudmunch

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know bob playing Andy getting *coughs* handled by a group of guys might just work

@EvenFlow406

3 жыл бұрын

He wouldn't fit through the sewage pipe.

@jcdf2

3 жыл бұрын

Don't MovieBob and Mauler agree on the quality of this film.

@JakeMXZero

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, I think Full Metal Jacket where movie bob is Gomer Pyle would be awesome

@libertyprime6932

3 жыл бұрын

@@jcdf2 Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. Moviebob is a terrible person

Also in a universe with countless alien species, not to mention all the various lanterns from the seven corps, only Earth fought back against Darkseid. Every other alien civilization just allowed themselves to be destroyed without any resistance.

@decepticonleaderstarscream6551

2 ай бұрын

I know the Guardians of the Universe can be dicks but if they know the universe could possibly be destroyed they would absolutely send every available Green Lantern to stop it.

A few things that you probably missed: 1.Where did Flash go during the climax seconds after he gave Victor the charge? 2.Why didn’t Darkseid come through portal, at all? If he knows he can so easily do it, why not just make it so and establish that the New Gods not aligned with Apokolops might go after him if he tries to go after the Anti-Life Equation, or make it so that the Anti-Life Equation is weakened and/or inaccessible by the New Gods somehow, which is why Darkseid hasn’t arrived, yet, or at least make it so that The Anti-Life equation is something he is immune to and has other equally or more important goals? 3.Why didn’t Batman check up on Superman when he was with Lois so he can have an emotional heart-to-heart with him, which would have at least slightly improved the movie and made a moment up there with one of the best character moments in Joss’s version of Justice League? 4.Cyborg could have been the Second Coming Of Christ with his powers in the Snyder Cut because of how overpowered. He has so much knowledge and technological powers on Earth that he could have eradicated most of if not all of the scum on Earth, fixed the Web and removed horrible shit from the Internet, and bring about unity and stop human rights violations, even if his power his unethical. He should have had an arc about him becoming much more heroic, but not in a Mary Sue way, but as a desire to help the world in its entirety, and greatly improving the future, or at the very least, have an arc about relinquishing this power because he believes he’s not worthy of it outside of last resorts and that he believes it could corrupt and/or overwhelm physically and mentally him, but still having powerful abilities to at least save the world, like how he should keep his building destroying lasers and actually use them to consistently save the world.

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

*Why didn’t Darkseid come through portal, at all?* _Waiting for my closeup in JL 2 Mr. DeMille!_ - DarkSeid. And he has about as much of a chance of getting another film as Norma Desmond.

@summertyme5748

Жыл бұрын

_Cyborg could have been the Second Coming Of Christ with his powers in the Snyder Cut because of how overpowered._ _I'm gong to do a Star Wars death Star Mission deep inside Russia from my Batplane._ - Bruce. _Why? I can just order _*_Russian missiles_*_ to destroy the thing. Thanks though, you're sweet._ - Victor Snyder really decided post facto to answer Ray Fischer complaints by god moding Cyborg - but - this just creates more plot holes. All his heroes are mad OP. Steppy and flying monkeys are never any threat. *They couldn't even hit the fking Batmoble, from the air!* [Storm trooper mode activated]

HOW CAN YOU MAKE A CRITIQUE THATS LONGER THAN THE MOV...hey, wait a minute....

@ctown0738

3 жыл бұрын

Coom

@aaronmueller1560

3 жыл бұрын

Coom yoom

@VladDascaliuc

3 жыл бұрын

I do wonder what that crowd is going to do about this video. Will they finally watch more than 2 minutes of it before calling it trash?

@DisplayThisOkay

3 жыл бұрын

Checkmate

@g4sper112

3 жыл бұрын

Expectations subverted

No one in London would say "four city blocks". We don't have "blocks"

@mdqp2

3 жыл бұрын

What if it was "bollocks"? XD

@panq8904

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I'm pretty sure no where in Europe uses blocks, yet another example of Americanisation....

@user-DrKritz115

3 жыл бұрын

@@panq8904 shut it you

@coolvibesradio3267

3 жыл бұрын

maybe the guy is american... or german for what we know.

@panq8904

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-DrKritz115 Its a joke not a dick lol

I hate how almost everything in Snyder’s cut has the same dull metallic dark gray colour palette. Especially any scene involving the villains.

Imagine if the Flash just went back in time and saved Superman from dying in the first place.

@summertyme5748

2 жыл бұрын

Stop the murder that led to his father’s false arrest. Etc. ad absurdum.

@Figgy20000

Жыл бұрын

Because changing the past has never gone wrong in Flash history before...

@StopCallingMeShirley1180

Жыл бұрын

@@Figgy20000 It didn’t in this movie.

@Kool__Kat

Жыл бұрын

I sure hope you hold the time stone with the same standard...

@StopCallingMeShirley1180

Жыл бұрын

@@Kool__Kat The MCU’s flaws do absolutely nothing to make this mess of a film/franchise look any better. And perhaps you haven’t noticed that Snyder’s DC is the main subject of this video, not Marvel.

No need to stress yourself Mauler. If it means your health we can wait an extra few weeks or months for a video to come out. Reading your comment I can see why you never want to work like this again. Take it easy.

@budakhan79

3 жыл бұрын

Hell no. I’d chain up Mauler to a guided pipe system like Jesse Pinkman. “Get back to cooking that delicious meth Mauler!!!”

@Kveldred

3 жыл бұрын

Stop kissing his ass. We want content. Work like this MORE, Mauler! We demand it!

@damondgreen2239

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbiggles5389 Are you really so pathetic your bringing religion into hating a guy who criticized your movie? Get over yourself.

@damondgreen2239

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrbiggles5389 Sure buddy, if you want to live in a world where the Snyder Cut is a great movie then you do that but too bad that’s not this world.