Hello there! Well, I managed to finally get this video out, had limited sleep and breaks for eating, otherwise I have been stuck in Microsoft Word and Vegas for what feels like centuries. It tough to get done but after many drafts and corrections, it looks like we made it. For those who are wondering, we got the TFA Critique coming up and i'm gonna take a few days to wind down a bit then i'm back on with that, full throttle. I was going to cover Venom but I really want to push on with TFA now, hoping for a early November release, realistically. So I think I will skip Venom to focus TFA. Next up should be Aqua-man in December and after that.......who knows. I shall be posting updates to the Patreon about the TFA critique if you guys want more details, those are free posts and you can check them out here: www.patreon.com/user?u=4817956

@SaltyySythe

5 жыл бұрын

Hi dude!

@TheApplzs

5 жыл бұрын

This next hour is gonna be awesome thank you sir

@nihluxler8823

5 жыл бұрын

MauLer Are we going to get an unbridled rage for rogue one. Sorry for asking a fourth time, but I still don’t have an answer to that.

@kmel3588

5 жыл бұрын

here just in time to see this video before it gets taken down :^P

@Oozywolf

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for still making fun of TLJ. Because I'm still trying to digest how horrible that movie is and this reminds me that there's sanity out there.

We're living in an age where movie reviews are actually more entertaining than the movies themselves.

@alexandresobreiramartins9461

5 жыл бұрын

yes, and save me the trouble of watching the movies (which I was not going to do anyway, but at least now I can get some entertainment from them).

@themadmattster9647

5 жыл бұрын

I knew I'd never watch this movie but enjoyed this review of it probably more than I would've

@jasonmiller8392

5 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@wheeliebin18

5 жыл бұрын

Yup. I've saved so much money from watching extensive, entertaining reviews rather than this garbage-fire, abortion of a film.

@tylersmith1549

5 жыл бұрын

Great age of cinema

My favorite line is when he says: 'I'm a sniper; just get me close...' Apparently nobody explained to Shane Black what snipers actually do...

@talotalo1192

3 жыл бұрын

Aint sniper a callsing for sword swinging medieval Knight

@SvendleBerries

3 жыл бұрын

Didnt you know? The best ninjas had scopes on their swords.

@jonathangarcia5279

3 жыл бұрын

@@SvendleBerries Good one.

@riccardos2955

3 жыл бұрын

@@talotalo1192 Wrong snipers were farmers that had to follow the legionarys and throw stones at gallic people in Romes service.

@solarsailer4166

3 жыл бұрын

Bloody insulting to real service men and women and I've got some in my family.

I had initially thought “Predator is a masterpiece, how could MauLer not enjoy it?” Then I read “The Predator” Oh.

@uroboril

Жыл бұрын

Same, I didn't even realize there was a new Predator movie. They should really stop making them

@WhiteIkiryo-yt2it

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, got me too.

@glauberglousger6643

11 ай бұрын

Counting is hard these days isn’t it? Instead of 1,2,3,4 Predators, Predator, The Predator, Predator 2 Simple, totally not going to be confusing or just plain dumb I wonder what’s next, What Predator? A Predator? Predator 1? Predator 0? Choices indeed!

@mongooseunleashed

10 ай бұрын

​@@uroborilAt least make them GOOD.

@jakublulek3261

8 ай бұрын

I was the whole movie yearning for Gary Busey from Predator 2.

"The final act took place in daylight, and that wasn't scary." Shane Black, a man who was part /of/ the original Predator, a movie in which 3/4 of it takes place during broad daylight and is one of the tensest, most anxiety inducing experiences of all film history, has decided "Muh Daylight = Muh Boring". Well done, sir. Well done, managing to forget the lessons of the cinematic classic YOU WERE FUCKING IN.

@megamovieman101

Жыл бұрын

Maybe Shane had some “ideas” and that was part of the reason Hawkins was killed first 😂

@vanillabatcave5677

Жыл бұрын

The scene where the Predator kills Mac and Apollo Creed (can't remember his name right now lol) is one of the scariest in the movie and it happens in broad daylight _"Anytime"_

@yup486

Жыл бұрын

@@megamovieman101 The only reason he was in the film was to do re-writes on the script. So he wrote a large chunk of the original movie. Which makes this movie even more baffling.

@batmanbeyond5766

Жыл бұрын

he also didnt learn from AvP2 that was also set at night and ended up being so dark to a point were i thought my Tv had turned off

@macrussell78

Жыл бұрын

I imagine he was huffing paint thinner throughout the entire filming.

If the Predator was trying to steal a child, does that make him a Child Predator?

@toxicmasculinity3976

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@haillobster7154

4 жыл бұрын

@@toxicmasculinity3976 great name.

@MrToshiroKurosaki

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically, it also wanted his ass-burger

@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrToshiroKurosaki Maybe I'm dense, but I fail to see the irony?

@fnm0491

4 жыл бұрын

Pedo Predator = New SJW warrior.

Dear Lord! *This is a movie about Predators literally trying to WEAPONIZE AUTISM*

@jgw9990

5 жыл бұрын

Alpaca Man Predator: the hunt for the hacker known as "4chan"

@jakefrost7404

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's Hollywood's attempt to imitate 4chan, it sure pissed off enough people.

@smugalice6206

5 жыл бұрын

Alpaca Man Somewhere, Mike Stoklasa’s screaming “OH MY GOOOOOD!”

@eatatjoes6751

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah--I didn't exactly adore that plot point. Like, way to make me feel even more awkward, movie.

@berserkasaurusrex4233

5 жыл бұрын

At least they aren't trying to weaponize resurrected Dinosaurs....

The idea of changing Predator lore to make it more... grand in scope(?) kind of goes against what made Predator so effective in the first place. The basic idea is that they didn't see us as much more than sport. We were collateral damage in their rituals or hobbies. It's upsetting. It makes you really root for the human.

@johnynoway9127

Жыл бұрын

its like if we put 50 Doom guys instead of just 1 (the player)

@ExProductions95

Ай бұрын

Thats also the problem with the new shitty alien movies. Predator was a mysterious and monstrous alien that came to earth to hunt for sport. We dont need to know more. More takes away the mystery and if written like this makes it fucking stupid. Same with Alien. First its some mysterious xeno found on some destroyed alien ship. It made you contemplate the unknown horrors of space and how this creature was a perfectly evolved apex predator. The rest was up to your imagination. Then the new movies made them bio weapons made by an insane robot. I personally love the idea that somewhere in the galaxy there could be planets with these apex predators like xenomorphs and that things even worse could be lurking. But no Ridley Scott just said, “lol so like these big pale bald guys made humans and then made a bioweapon that creates xenomorphs lol”

I love every time he says “because fuck you” he plays that execution scene from the first movie. Made me laugh every time

Man this film sucks. Man this film sucks. Why did you say it twice? I didn’t. It was an echo.... in the empty theatre.

@hentosama

5 жыл бұрын

OH SNAP

@MmaSmarty87

5 жыл бұрын

I dont got time to laugh

@electrictears3512

5 жыл бұрын

ANYTIME

@paulie.walnuts2838

5 жыл бұрын

What you wanna try next? cheese?

@QuantumCat76

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

"Brains are offensive to movies these days." Perfect.

@Sixstringman

5 жыл бұрын

If people have brains they wont tell all their friends how awesome it was on twitter.

@tastyloaf5487

5 жыл бұрын

Let's kill the movie with word-of-mouth! Democracy in action!

@Shockguey

5 жыл бұрын

NPC praise subroutines activated.

@Blaze6108

5 жыл бұрын

Heh in some ways it's true. A lot of movies seem to skip on the details nowadays (Star Wars: TLJ is probably the best example of this) which might be excusable in SMALL amounts, but these amounts are by no means SMALL in a lot of new movies.

@xzenitramx666

3 жыл бұрын

you can blame the americans on that one, with his anti-science culture, those assholes are wierd.

" he was predator jesus" line made me spit out my coffee. Nice one Mauler.

Shane Black: filming in daylight is boring! Let's do it at night! Also Shane: *was part of one of the greatest horror movies of all time, which was 100% filmed in BROAD DAYLIGHT.*

@Whiskey0880

9 ай бұрын

Same kinda moon, same kinda jungle....

@petery6432

Ай бұрын

Not 100%, but all the kills happen in daylight.

Wait. Mauler hates Predator? (Starts watching the video). Ooooooohhhhhhhh.....Mauler hates the NEW Predator.

@TheKueiJin

5 жыл бұрын

MauLer hates The Retcon

@Cymes

5 жыл бұрын

I even had no idea , that they've made a remake.

@brightgarinson3099

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cymes Haha

@tonalddrump2712

5 жыл бұрын

@Corvo@AZ Still better than the 2018 version no?

@monopolizeme

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Rich-Low-Pitch Omg I thought the same thing! I actually avoided the review at first. Makes so much sense now lol

You skipped over one of the dumbest things in movie history. When the girl goes to the Stargazer lab they show her a tablet with still images from P1 and P2. The P1 image is when it emerged from the water and couldn’t see Dutch covered in mud... as if someone was there and took that photo.

@fakeupchuck6073

5 жыл бұрын

What in the actual fuck.

@HappyMinds1

5 жыл бұрын

At this point I am willing to believe Hollywood has been taken over by shape shifting aliens with no concept of human culture and no ability to construct a story. These scripts would of got rejected as B movies back in any day.

@MarcelNL

5 жыл бұрын

No way! You're making that shit up! They can't POSSIBLY have been THAT stupid to actually put that in the movie! Please tell me you're joking!

@marvalice3455

5 жыл бұрын

That's dumb, but it is a really common sequel cliche.

@ArtFenixAsordis

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, what the fuck! xD

Just let them have the kid's DNA, next generation of predators will have no social skills and be obsessed with trains

@ExProductions95

Ай бұрын

Literally the most bat shit insane plot point ive ever seen/heard of. Predators want to harvest fucking assburgers and autism to become better warriors

The Predator was on TV last Friday, and I watched it. Even after seeing this review (and others), I was still astounded how shit it actually is.

This whole movie sounds like something a toddler would create by saying “and then” between every event

@charmandyorton006

5 жыл бұрын

Avakrr Lmao that is amazingly accurate for this film, like for goodness sakes just space out your events with full stops or something or else your audience is lost

@snagc4b427

5 жыл бұрын

Right on

@namelessjedi2242

5 жыл бұрын

That’s how I felt about every predator movie since predator 2.

@kieranschafer5180

5 жыл бұрын

And then a spaceship comes and then the predator wakes up and then the prisoners escape and then they fight the predator and then the predator kills the other predator

@mrkiky

5 жыл бұрын

@@kieranschafer5180 and then the lobotomized predator dog spits out a grenade... If you wanna see something that is actually like that take a look at "Axe Cop", it's literally the ideas and stories of a 5 year old made into a webcomic, and it's better than this.

Rest in peace... Predator Alien Terminator Star Wars Star Trek Jurrasic Park Robocop The Thing Ghostbusters Doctor Who Game of Thrones James Bond The Conjuring Independence Day The Matrix Lord of the Rings What an awful time to be alive

@Levi-ki2dt

3 жыл бұрын

And jurassic park

@MyMintBerryCrunch

3 жыл бұрын

@@Levi-ki2dt I'll add that to the ever-growing list

@thahoule7924

3 жыл бұрын

now we got fckn marvel. marvel everywhere we look. oh well, ill just rewatch all of the classics you just mentioned and still be more entertained than by any of todays crap (i just realised i sound like some old dude, even tho im 19y old)

@sonicdash9652

3 жыл бұрын

@@thahoule7924 Hell, even the MCU itself is outdated nowadays with all of the cringy jokes (well, some of then are good) and spitting on source material (yup, I'm looking at you Thanos and Captain Marvel)

@eddihurta7173

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot Robocop, The Thing, All of DC

How hard would it have been just to make a sequel to Predators? A movie about Adrian Brody's character trying to get off that planet would have been interesting.

@spirithero2446

Жыл бұрын

Say what you will about the casting of Adrien, but he and everyone else in Predators most definitely outdid every actor is this shitshow with all their performances. Everyone’s lines and delivery and piss-poor acting in this “movie” literally made me cringe and unintentionally laugh from beginning to end. “Who wrote this dialogue?!”

@sologamer3122

7 ай бұрын

Indeed, I think the only issue with that would be not having enough people left to stand a chance.

@marcespinoza6068

7 ай бұрын

@@sologamer3122 At the end of Predators new people were parachuting in.

@sologamer3122

7 ай бұрын

@marcespinoza6068 ah you're right I remember now.

@ExProductions95

Ай бұрын

I would love a predator movie set in the future. Mankind is starting to colonize planets. We have a group of space marines on an outer rim world outpost protecting the engineers there that are prepping it for a colony. Little did we know this planet is close to Predator space. A predator arrives and begins hunting a fearsome alien species from this planet. It crosses paths with the marines and they fight. Because of our advanced weaponry and maybe augmentations or something like this, the marines are able to put him down with minimal casualties. They caught him off guard not expecting human soldiers and his gear was for fighting an alien beast. Before he dies from wounds he sends a SOS and his helmet feed to his fleet. Then a squad of armored and more prepared Predators come to the planet and just wreck havoc.

"It is not hard to maintain a tone in Predator. Thank you for proving me wrong Shane." That ladies and gentlemen is why I love MauLer. Please don't ever lose your sass. One of your many gifts. :)

@MatthewKadishauthor

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "bully tropes." lol. Love how he can simplify the most ridiculous concepts in a few simple words.

@rockdesu

5 жыл бұрын

Sassburgers.

@ProjectV6

5 жыл бұрын

Did you ever get with Angie? You two were so fucking cute together!

@outsource3786

5 жыл бұрын

That ever so polite and neutral British sass we yanks will never be able to have...

@charmandyorton006

5 жыл бұрын

AmbientSpaceNoise Who is Angie? I'm not exactly brushed up on MauLer lore enough to understand this ship you're referring to.

They used a lobotomised dog to move the plot forward. Twice. ...What.

@atomicdancer

5 жыл бұрын

_Shane Black:_ "Hmm. So we're at the end of Act One. How do we move into Act Two..? What do you think, Lobo?" _Lobo the Lobotomized Dog:_ "Werfff." _Shane Black:_ "You know... that just might work. But then, how will we transition into Act Three?" _Lobo the Lobotomized Dog:_ "Werrp..." _Shane Black:_ "Of course! Lobo, you're a genius!"

@killian9314

5 жыл бұрын

Poetic Abomination Predator Dog, like wtf

@squashedeyeball

5 жыл бұрын

Next thing you know, Shane Black planned a scene in which the dog pukes out a dildo and the guys make a joke about it, referring to the girl. That would not surprise me at all if such a scene was cut from the final release.

@teddrewflack400

5 жыл бұрын

squashedeyeball no , no , they would have cut another cohesive scene to keep that in , because , Shane black .

@chasmosaurus3

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting. God from dog instead of Deus ex machina. Trope perverted.

It's like he held a grudge for his character getting killed first in the original.

@Ramsey276one

2 жыл бұрын

PERHAPS XD

@niewesoa5299

Жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, they (apparently) hired Black because they wanted him to also take a look at the script / rewrite some stuff. He said no, because he was hired as an actor, not scriptwriter. So they killed him first XD

This has to be the funniest, most insightful critique of a movie that I’ve come across. Mauler, you are an absolute legend.

@thehulkyman

2 ай бұрын

"Someone actually wrote this" "I swear this actually happened" Very insightful so far

You know, I have Asperger's Syndrome, and I'm been around for a good while (in my final year of high school), so I can say with confidence... that this movie really is an insult to my condition. The only "superpower" I have is the ability to work out certain math equations in my head with few difficulties- sometimes. Beyond that, it is nothing but a problem for me, making it hard for me to speak in complete sentences without stuttering, to be able to connect with people on any meaningful level, and to break out of regular daily patterns without becoming anxious. I do bad in crowds, and I sadly cannot memorize patterns like other people with my condition can apparently do (especially not to the bullshit levels presented in this film). My only saving grace is that I have been lucky and have not been bullied for my condition, because if I was, I'm not sure how I would react (probably either burst into tears or throw a punch of punches out of anger). I know people think they are encouraging people like me when they write characters like this, but they never get it right, because they fail to acknowledge the drawbacks of Asperger's Syndrome, and instead make characters with only the good parts, exaggerated to the point where it is unrealistic and just disrespectful. I have been trying my hand at writing fantasy novels lately, and I like to think I can write some decent stories on my rough drafts alone. When I make a world, I always write out the rules, so that even if my story becomes a bit contrived, it does not break its rules. I do my best to make sure events flow from scene to scene, and while my foreshadowing skills need work, I do at least make sure the setups make sense. How people like this can get jobs in Hollywood, or any other film studios, with such obvious little care for lore, consistency, and dialogue is baffling to me. I know that I at least try, and the people I show my stories to can tell I try even if they don't like what I wrote- these people put no effort into their stories and try to cover it up with cool effects instead of checking the script. If the story sounds bad on paper before you cover it up with "amazing" effects, then the story should never be produced (yet they still do, somehow). Mauler, you have done a fantastic job with all of your rages and critiques, for movies and otherwise, and you have brought me much joy. You are helping my critical thinking skills for story telling, and have provided me with all the evidence I need for my friends when I tell them I hate Disney Star Wars (am loving the Legends Novels so far, though- I'm on a mission to get as many as I can). Thank you for all the work you put into these videos, and sorry if I ranted a bit. I look forward to your critique of TFA.

@alansilvero

5 жыл бұрын

"How people like this can get jobs in Hollywood, or any other film studios, with such obvious little care for lore, consistency, and dialogue is baffling to me" simple, it's all about brand recognition at this point, which is really sad.

@thekeyandthegate4093

5 жыл бұрын

@@alansilvero Brand recognition and trendy garbage that none of the suits making the films understand.

@stephenlee1664

5 жыл бұрын

@@alansilvero it's all about dem connections at this point. How some people are even allowed to make movies such as the guy who directed the movie chips is all because they have connections.

@Whoknowsuknow

5 жыл бұрын

I was just going to comment that this film is probably offensive to people with certain mental disorders. Thanks for confirming.

@D.Jay.

5 жыл бұрын

ProfessorFanatic I see that you like DnD. If you don't already play I suggest that you do. However I would also suggest you play as the DM. Playing as the DM is a great way to learn interpersonal skills. It can be a trail by fire and passions can run high but it's worth it. Autism isn't a chain to a wall keeping you separated from others. It's a weight for sure, it will slow you down and it never goes away for good. But the focus and will power it takes to pull that weight will make you stronger.

"If the franchise bleeds, we can kill it." ----Shane Black

@psykopandaz

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha XD

@Hassan4815

5 жыл бұрын

lol nice!!

@realhxq

5 жыл бұрын

Someone typed this!

@MathTutorVideos

5 жыл бұрын

"But Sir, Predator movies don't actually bleed money." "Hold my beer and watch. Let's start with an autistic lead, a colead with terrets syndrome, a colead that killed his own unit.... Hmm what else.. Secondary bad guy will instantly kill himself...

@madbloodgod9442

5 жыл бұрын

"If there is a franchise, we can run it to the ground" - Hollywood in general

I watch this video at least once every couple days if not daily. "WHO WROTE THIS?!" "Somebody actually wrote this..."

Acquiring the survival traits of your prey, the same traits that didnt save them from you, IS a genius concept. 😂

@thewanderingartists

6 ай бұрын

Quality writing 😂

@LionHeartZell

6 ай бұрын

@@thewanderingartists exactly! 😂

@TonyTama

4 ай бұрын

buckle up cus thats the same plot for Kung Fu panda 4. Acquiring the spirits that LOST to Po to... conquer...?

Remember when the Predator was an alien hunter that considered earthlings lesser beings with enough intelligence to be a decent hunt. Using it's greater technology to stalk, toy with and manipulate it's human prey. A creature of honour, that would not hunt something that couldn't fight back, only those with weapons. A creature that would eschew it's high tech blaster and tools to fight hand to hand, if it's prey threw it's gun away and drew a knife in futile challenge? One that if you were able to defeat it's Brethren, it would acknowledge your ability, and gift you one of it's many trophy weapons gathered throughout the ages, before leaving in mutual respect? I miss that predator.

@TheStapleGunKid

3 жыл бұрын

Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

@GodOfTheInternets

3 жыл бұрын

its* its* its* its* its*

@tessajalloh3914

3 жыл бұрын

@@GodOfTheInternets A common mistake i shall likely never fix. But you're quite right Mr Genericwhitemale.

@GodOfTheInternets

3 жыл бұрын

@@tessajalloh3914 Well generally, if you can switch "its" for "his/her" then you should use its. If it is "it is" it is "it's". The castle and 'his' walls: its walls. The parliament and her decisions: the parleiament and its decisions, and so on

@BSM-vw6cf

3 жыл бұрын

The predators in this film are badbloods, they have a different code of honor.

You missed the best part. Biologist lady, remember she's a biologist, claims that the Retcon "grew and exoskeleton under it's skin." That is an actual quote. An EXOskeleton UNDER it's skin. This is what a supposed biologist says.

@shelfdefence1112

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually hilarious if it's acutally in the movie. This is one of the worst scripts I've ever seen.

@drakep.5857

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a subtle joke from some kind of sci fi comedy.

@xolotltolox7626

3 жыл бұрын

@Jon Galt an ENDOskeleton if you will

@CommanderViviax

3 жыл бұрын

FFS. It's a Endoskeleton if it's inside. This is something a basic exposure to Five Nights At Freddies will teach you. Because they have Endoskeletons. It's not massively complex.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

3 жыл бұрын

@Cyril It had, but the character who said them was killed first.

I don't know if Mauler wanted this to be the case but I was literally laughing out loud throughout this video

Bad guy blew his head off so fast I had to rewind the clip 20 times just to see that it actually happened

@Hank_Hill.

Жыл бұрын

It's controlled by his mind, but he shoots himself? I re-watched and disappointed that's how they kill the manie villain

"Somebody wrote this." Worse. Much worse... "Somebody was PAID to write this." But still worse... Somebody PAID to watch it. RIP.

@TyphonNeuron

5 жыл бұрын

Much worse. Somebody actually deliberately pondered this, thought it was awesome, wrote it down and then paid someone to act it, made the movie and released it to the world.

@tumaebacon2490

5 жыл бұрын

and somebody approved this

@facilegoose9347

5 жыл бұрын

Someone PAIDS to watch it -- and LIKED it F

@hendrong

5 жыл бұрын

Weeell... The person who paid to watch it wasn't aware of the script at the moment of paying.

@typhoonhurricane18

5 жыл бұрын

+andrexfucksomewhere THAT's the worst part

Mailman here, if they weren't paying the PO Box it'd be held at the Office until payment, or the box was closed and then the items would be returned. But that stuff would be held onto for weeks, if not months.

@SteveL11

5 жыл бұрын

Do not attempt to use any logic, common sense, actual fact, realistic expectation in this fucking movie. It's retarded beyond imagination and yet many liked it. Like I get it, personal opinion matters. But REALLY?? COME ON! Apparently people like feces now.

@someguy4405

5 жыл бұрын

ya jus gota turrn ya brain oooofffffff loook at al the flashy liiights

@Aukele252

5 жыл бұрын

See that makes sense if you didn’t pay your bills why would they be like “Hey you owe us money but we decided to personally deliver your package home because going above and beyond for people that don’t pay what they owe is how things work right.”

@The_Based_Batman

5 жыл бұрын

Wait, question. Do you deliver your own mail? Or is there an endless chain of mailmen delivering other mailmens mail?

@onetwo5155

5 жыл бұрын

Then you could have a mailman open it by error and the movie would center around a mailman trying to bravely deliver his daily quota while being chased by all predator, government and specops versions. Pretty neat. I just got an image of a mailman on a bicycle firing plasma shots from the mask cannon on a predator running behind him WHILE expertly pitching a newspaper on the welcome mat of a house...

Actual mailman here in the United States. The package were been returned to sender. It would not have been forwarded on to a home address, unless there was a valid forward. clearly there isn’t because he sent it to the P.O. Box. Do you remember when writers researched topics first? Sigh.

I think I've re-watched this video now for what feels like hundreds of times. There is legit no way anyone can get through this video without breaking out in laughter and in my case nearly to tears. What a fantastic review for the most absurd movie ever made.

I'm on the spectrum. My superpowers are crippling anxiety that causes my brain to basically shut down when in social situations. Evolution!

@Nerdiness1985

4 жыл бұрын

I would give you advice on how to deal with that but i already find this long distance communication to be nerve wrecking and too awkward.

@IsaiahINRI

4 жыл бұрын

Autistic people are the new x men

@AndragonLea

4 жыл бұрын

It will suddenly become an advantage in the post apocalyptic wasteland where social situations are solved with deadly violence, allowing you to play dead like the mighty goat. Godspeed, ultra assburger.

@LadyDoomsinger

4 жыл бұрын

We're perfectly adapted for social distancing. We'll come out of this pandemic on top, just wait and see.

@milton7763

3 жыл бұрын

I just want you to know, having a burger ass is okay

“Why is it than whenever a classic franchise is added to, it comes across that the people writing it, hate it?!” So very true!

@Howesenberg

4 жыл бұрын

Getting strong Ghostbusters 2016 vibes here

@ahardworker2154

4 жыл бұрын

Halo 5 is a very good example and thank god it not on Steam

@Vladimir_Fedorov27

4 жыл бұрын

And it's almost every single one of them! Name something, you've considered a "cool action movie" - it's either raped in the last 3-5 years, or is about to be. Terminator(already twice), Alien, Star Wars(incredible triple massacre with two mediocre additions), Predator, Jurassic Park(also double combo punch), Gostbusters - are done, Matrix is on the way...And maybe sth else, I've forgotten. There are some lucky surprises ofc... I mean, I liked BR2049 pretty much, altho I wouldn't say it was an action movie ever, but still, I was totally prepared for it to be garbage. Ah, forgot - the "Predators" movie was recent enough too and it's not that bad (probably an accident)

@jafrost1328

4 жыл бұрын

@@Vladimir_Fedorov27 i was literally guna say "you forgot the new blade runner" but yeah, it probably shouldn't get lumped with those others, it deserves better

@ahardworker2154

4 жыл бұрын

@i hate anime let's hope 6 fixes it

The Predator dog is like Rico from Penguins of Madagascar. It just vomits things people need

Predator - amazing! Predator 2 - pretty good AvP - guilty pleasure but honestly pretty good and a new story for both aliens and predators. AvPR- no Predators- really good, and a clever way to retell the predator story. The Predator- this movie makes me root for the predator while killing people, because these people are so stupid....

@Phuckseeds

6 ай бұрын

Nice to find someone else who enjoyed Predators.

@weswolever7477

4 ай бұрын

Stop making sequels … just stop

"What's the driving force for your Predator movie?" "I love to stereotype and make fun of people with mental conditions." "...what?"

@murciadoxial8056

4 жыл бұрын

I bet that shane black fucked this movie up out of pure spite

@murciadoxial8056

4 жыл бұрын

@Adrijana Radosevic I wanna believe that, but I just can't, that movie reeks of cynicism, but not the corporate kind.

@kanerobertson7930

4 жыл бұрын

@@murciadoxial8056 They probably just got him in to sell the idea that the director is attached personally to the source material, which he saw as a way of making the whole thing in his image, instead of just being a side character in the mythos.

@lavish263team5

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh, making fun of mental conditions is TIGHT

So cool that they named a movie after my uncle's nickname. I miss him, and his special hugs.

@thewanderingartists

6 ай бұрын

Lol

Bro-Man, Dude-Bro, Person-fella, Gal-girl and boy-man. Best characters

@straythrawn7861

3 жыл бұрын

And don’t forget about Misses lady

@Some_Idiot_Online

3 жыл бұрын

@@straythrawn7861 and gay-lord

@fischeborne9713

3 жыл бұрын

Make those words Japanese, and you've got anime characters.

@imperialguardproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about ass burger

@Jon-pw2ik

3 жыл бұрын

Your forgot Asss Burger

I'm convinced that Olivia Munn never reads the scripts before accepting a role; especially not her own part.

@megamovieman101

Жыл бұрын

I know that’s what Michael Caine’s always done, I don’t think he’s ever turned down a role. I guess Olivia’s doing the same thing. And sometimes it’s frustrating because they’re both really talented when they’re trying lol

Makes you wonder why nobody just did what Alien did; 1st Stage: Show you how terrifying the monster is. 2nd Stage: Show you how it evolves to combat new situations. 3rd Stage: Show you how there are countless more of them. 4th Stage: Show you the Predator that hunts them for fun. 5th Stage: Repeat the above, and slowly introduce new stuff. Not really sure how this concept is really hard.

Predator: “UPGRADE ME WITH AUTISM!” Everyone else: “Guys... shh, don’t say anything. Go get Chris Chan.”

@finecastleie

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooohhhhhhffffffff lol

@KRDecade2009

4 жыл бұрын

Chris: Don’t call anybody.

@murciadoxial8056

4 жыл бұрын

just vaccinate the predator, that will do the trick!

@judyhopps9380

4 жыл бұрын

*predator draws a shit comic* He's called Charnuckles. He's an echinda type pokemon who- *other predators active his self destruct*

@bricecate

4 жыл бұрын

There is a post post credit scene where the predator drinks his own semen in fanta.

The "next step in human evolution" is unlikely to be something that renders you incapable of appropriately responding to a fire alarm.

@hibco3000

5 жыл бұрын

For real or socialize

@randomjoe3941

5 жыл бұрын

But didn't you see how calmly he handled all the stress, gunfire, explosions, and death at the end of the movie.. I'm sure the only reason the fire alarm affected him at the beginning was because he wasn't used to his asperger super powers yet.

@danielwood6833

5 жыл бұрын

@@randomjoe3941 like Man of Steel

@PattyOflan88

5 жыл бұрын

Oh nice burn, that never even occured to me till you said it

I love that he keeps referring to the kid as Ass Burger 😂

I saw a documentary about making every Hellraiser movie. The writer and director for one of the sequels, maybe the 5th film, was being interviewed and admitted he had never seen any Hellraiser movie. They hire him to write and direct a sequel and he had never seen a Hellraiser film. Even worse, he couldn't be bothered to watch even one of them. Instead he hired another guy to watch the Hellraiser movies and tell him the basic story, like cliff notes, so he could write another sequel. Summary: "Puzzle Cube opens BDSM demon portal, people die" Add a zip of cocaine and they write a script. This scenario explains Hollywood films today.

@user-zn5qm2yq9h

5 ай бұрын

That's a freaking travesty. I've seen the first three Hellraiser movies and I can only imagine how much of a turd the fifth film is.

@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets

2 ай бұрын

​@@user-zn5qm2yq9h Hellraisers 5-8 were made using scripts that were not originally intended to be Hellraiser movies and the Cenobites were just shoehorned into all of them.

"Turn your brain off. Brains are offensive to movies these days." Dude, this line applies to almost everything these days! No critical thought allowed.

@spacemanju7

3 жыл бұрын

I dont wanna think I want convenience. wall-e isn't that far off from happening

@Dreadwing2029

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t think about the movies today because if you do you will get a long novel on why you shouldn’t.

@RicoJazz

3 жыл бұрын

It's some severe brainwashing going on.

@rianmacdonald9454

3 жыл бұрын

weed helps a lot in that department. watched this film a few times after having a smoke and actually enjoyed it, watched it sober and well oh well very very very different story, sat there thinking i am watching the right movie this is shit. since been removed, and as no longer smoke no longer ever going to entertain this film.

@rianmacdonald9454

3 жыл бұрын

@GGR Makes what does ''fr'' stand for??

"I'm not actually not convinced this film is real". Best opening line ever...?

@Jspore-ip5rk

17 күн бұрын

Arguably yes. Just delete the other "not" lol

I like how the cycle of the same scenes just slowly devolves into the feeling of madness and insanity.

"Snap back to Ass of House Burger." You, sir, are a gifted wordsmith.

"You even tried to fuck up the AVP films! 'THEY DO NOT NEED YOUR HELP FOR THAT!'" Best line ever.

@KneelB4Bacon

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this. "Alien: Covenant" did that just fine, by having Walter create the Aliens. Which wrecks AvP canon, because the Aliens can't fight the Predators in the time of the Aztecs if Walter didn't create them until the 22nd/23rd century.

@gorchakovvs7750

Жыл бұрын

What's wrong with them? I've only seen 1 and 2.

@Aaroncoop9162

Жыл бұрын

@@KneelB4Bacon well AVP is a separate canon. Like Freddy vs Jason.

@justaghostinthesea

Жыл бұрын

At least those films adhered to Predator lore and built upon it in interesting ways.

"The Predator is back, and this time he won't leave until he gets Asperger."

@poslednisoud

5 жыл бұрын

You misspronounced "assburger".

@charmandyorton006

5 жыл бұрын

*@ $ $ 🅱 U R G E R*

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

@@poslednisoud 😂😂😂😂

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

@RogerwilcoFoxtrot 😂😂😂😂

The Decker Shado clip near the end was a good addition His reveiws are pretty great too.

This is my favourite videos of all times, always makes me laugh so hard that tears flood my eyes. Especially the silly names and "who wrote this?"

@brandonc7287

6 ай бұрын

Literally his tone in the entire video and the way he reacts to it is just funny to listen to in the background too

@thewanderingartists

6 ай бұрын

@@brandonc7287 yup, I listen to him on weekly basis, so entertaining! xD

Everyone - "You can't make a Predator movie worse than AVPR". Shane Black - "Hold my beer!"

@thebatman4279

5 жыл бұрын

Hold my Soy more like.

@kaptinbarfbeerd1317

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe we should be saying "Hold my soy beer"

@arrowknee7356

5 жыл бұрын

That film at least had a predator that acted like a predator. That moment when you can look back on AVPR as the good ol' days. Hoo lee shit, what is going on in Hollywood at the moment.

@TubeEamo

5 жыл бұрын

It saddens me that I don't even have the heart to argue which is worse. They were both huge letdowns.

@swite989

5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is, Predator himself in AVPR was not bad. In fact he was done well: he was battle-scarred, he covered up tracks, he was good at taking out aliens and people (in his way). Just that the overall cheap bullshit of the movies, the human sub-plot and aliens were done miserably. The characters were some stereotypes. But I don't get how one can actually fuck up a Predator movie. You can just make a 80's style detective movie with Predator hunting drug dealers and it will be watchable.

That Carl Weathers stare is majestically edited.

@TheSlammurai

4 жыл бұрын

SOMEBODY WROTE THIS

@Iamnonody

4 жыл бұрын

WHO WROTE THIS SHIT.

@Rinesmyth

3 жыл бұрын

WHO WROTE THIS DIALOGUE

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Movie: The Predator Weather: DISTURBED XD

@-Gurza-

3 жыл бұрын

I like the Billy clip used when the smaller Pred gets decapitated, "he's dead." It's so perfectly dubbed, lol.

God I love the unbridled rage videos. Please give us a new one as a Christmas present!!

I always go back to watch this video, it is really entertaining. Mauler is awesome; please never change.

The Last Jedi- "I made the worst movie of the decade." The Predator- "Hold my beer..."

@fryingpanstan4596

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t know, last jedi is special

@thedogisaneldritchgod491

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed Kick, Last Jedi was special... Special needs.

@rebelstrategist

5 жыл бұрын

TLJ is still worse, but Shane Black certainly tried.

@jeggsonvohees2201

5 жыл бұрын

E-4 91H Rey mus have been autistic as well, that's why she can do anything.

@badrequest5596

5 жыл бұрын

last jedi is on a whole new level of special. it was the ass-burgers of movies

I just can't believe they actually johnson'd the Predator franchise....

@dn07rtc9

5 жыл бұрын

Munson'd

@murph209

5 жыл бұрын

I saw what you did there. WCB, baby!!!

@TrueCarthaginian

5 жыл бұрын

Abrams'd

@Verhoeven1980

5 жыл бұрын

Quiet you manchild!

@nicholasdickens2801

5 жыл бұрын

Good call.

Dude, you are fuckin hilarious. Found you tonight and I’ve watched captain marvel, Jurassic park, predator and rise of sky walker already. I need more unbridled rage in my life

This movie is a love letter to special education

"God damn I wish I had asperger's" - Predator

@kierstinschmidt2514

5 жыл бұрын

I wish I had THAT asspergers. The one I have sucks.

@Zomana9

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like one order of aspe-assburgers please, one with extra evolution.

*Someone actually wrote this.* _- Mauler_

@Geeksiders

5 жыл бұрын

This actually happens in the film.

@thrallfan1056

5 жыл бұрын

The new "What were they thinking?"

@beavez4456

5 жыл бұрын

@@thrallfan1056 this comment warms my heart

@Bai_Su_Zhen

5 жыл бұрын

Because FUCK YOU

I have watched more hours of people reviewing/ roasting the movie then watching the actual movie, it’s literally more entertaining than the movie itself 😂

Assburger, Dude Bro, Gaylord, Retcon, Science Lady... The nicknames are really the best parts of these videos.

@TheSlammurai

3 жыл бұрын

"Ass of House Burger" killed me.

A rage video? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

@hasan_z

5 жыл бұрын

Star war reference

@respectedsalmon9390

5 жыл бұрын

@@gamma626 I mean, it's fun to have these videos mocking bad films, but it speaks to the quality of films as of late. I'm sure good films are still coming out, but there seem to be a lot of bad films recently, whether it be incompetent directors, poor writers, or mass rewrites.

Actually weaponize autism. Brilliant. The irony of this is amazing tho. My brother is on the spectrum and we recently watched the first 6 mcu movies and he pointed out all of the plot holes and inconsistencies. He would obliterate this movie.

@MagiofAsura

5 жыл бұрын

And they chose aspergers of all things too. Thats just strange. If he was rain man autistic fine. But aspergers isnt a "hack alien technology" autism.

@MrGeorgeFlorcus

5 жыл бұрын

Well most people with Asperger's don't act like weird space aliens, they act like social awkward/impaired people. Intellectually, most of them are right around where most people are, plus or minus a few IQ points, they just don't do well in social situations. They are poor at picking up social cues, reading body language, and understanding how non-verbal communication works, but that's about it. They aren't known for acting like they are completely out of touch with reality, like some of the more extreme forms of Autism can do to someone. It's a weird choice because people with Asperger's are decidedly the least "alien" out of all the people on the spectrum, and I say that trying to be as respectful as I can be to such individuals.

@dudeineedaname4005

5 жыл бұрын

@Lil toot your a pussy

@TheBarser

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously though. Where in the movie did it say he actually had Asperger? The kids call him assburgers, but that could just be a way to pick on him. I dont remember the movie actually saying he had aspergers. He didn't seem like one with aspergers imo.

@martinkirbits4752

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheBarser of course he doesnt act like someone who is actually on the spectrum would. The writers clearly have no idea what they're doing. It's heavily implied that he is tho. Talking about how autism is the next step in human evolution (one of best retarded statements in the long list of scientifically illiterate shit movies have these days).

Fun fact: Newt and Ripley were going to appear at the end of this film due to time-travelling, and they were going to be Predator-hunters. Wrap your head around that shit. Also, I still hate that Dutch, Harrigan, Isabella and Royce didn't show up in this film.

@indiajohnson

3 ай бұрын

The Ripley/Newt stuff absolutely makes no sense to even be thought of being included in this ridiculous film.

@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370

3 ай бұрын

@@indiajohnson somebody in the production team smoked too much ganja.

This Is by far the Best intro sentence in history!...... Follow by Mr.Plinket intro's!.......

The "who wrote this dialogue" with the close up on Dillon's sweat-beaded face got me every single time.

@toonpacha2396

2 жыл бұрын

And when Dutch just glares at him hahaha

@chilllikethatreviews6675

4 ай бұрын

That's the thing about end times. They never are.

I also want to mention how the predator that came to "save" the humans, landed the first thing he did was kill a man and hang him upside down from a tree.

@timotheetoury5097

3 жыл бұрын

habits.. i guess

@Ramsey276one

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit... Ah, it's just one. Just leave it there and maybe they blame Someone else... Before THEY get here.

@tailedgates9

3 жыл бұрын

It's almost as if its second nature for a Predator to kill and hunt.

@Umbra_Ursus

3 жыл бұрын

"Human, your world is going to burn soon. So I'm here to save you!" "By ripping out my spine?!" "You are being saved. Don't resist."

@isaacgirouard5924

3 жыл бұрын

@@Umbra_Ursus Well Said. Awesome

this is a masterpiece. thank you for this. makes me laugh everytime

So fun fact: Shane Black was apparently hired to act in the original Predator because they also wanted him on board as a script doctor (I would believe given the shift from 80’s dude bro action to the Sci-Fi/Horror nature in the plot progression) He apparently did not, which was why his character died the soonest. So the original Predator had minimal writing input from Shane Black, who had his role dealt with the fastest. Now compare how this film plays out with him as the director outright and you realize we didn’t dodge a bullet, but a mortar

A kid with aspergers managed to defeat a Predator, that’s the sign that we have hit rock bottom with this series.

@gaychampagnesocialist7213

5 жыл бұрын

Or, and just hear me out... Aliens are autistic. So we should DOUBLE EXTERMINATUS the mentally incapable xenos! FOR THE GOD EMPEROR!

@RogueFox7050

5 жыл бұрын

Gay Champagne Socialist BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

@berserkasaurusrex4233

5 жыл бұрын

Worked in Mimic. Sort of.

@gaychampagnesocialist7213

5 жыл бұрын

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!

@charmandyorton006

5 жыл бұрын

Remember, "bad movie" can be an offensive term. Refer to them as "screenwriting-challenged".

God, at this point, MauLer's videos are my safe space. lmao

@benjaminkemer6428

5 жыл бұрын

Richard Birrittella I prefer his mockery of movies more than the movies themselves.

@darknessbobulus

5 жыл бұрын

Benjamin Kemer Indeed.

@Sorrowdusk

5 жыл бұрын

No place is safe. :(

@yulbrynner8293

5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Shane Black made this shit show if only for the MauLer vid

@RxAxIxNxBxOxW

5 жыл бұрын

Mine too!

Great fan of you, MauLer! This is one of your best videos, and it always makes me smile. As a writer, I thoroughly enjoy your rants and analysis alike. Keep up the good work!

A foolish man complains about his torn pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his nuts.

Predator 1: masterpiece. Predator 2: underrated and is close to 1 in quality. Predators: not great, but it at least tried. AvP: give or take. AvPR: Unwatchable abomination. The Predator: abomination that rapes the franchise as a whole.

@admiralackbar4767

5 жыл бұрын

I agree. I really liked the second one. It may not have the same subversive and meta undertone like the first one. But it was good, had the right feel to it and was consistent in its tone and execution.

@sandwichninja

5 жыл бұрын

Predator 1 is great, unless you know anything about guns. If you do, then the part where Mac unloads with the minigun is pretty retarded. I try to block it out.

@whitehorsedown6499

5 жыл бұрын

The Predator should have been deleted just like the sexual predator who's scene was deleted from it.

@internetmovieguy

5 жыл бұрын

It’s almost like they don’t care

@damianstarks3338

5 жыл бұрын

Agree with you here.

Well, you convinced me to finally see the original predator movie. It was fantastic. I'm glad I watched that instead of this piece of trash

@doublep1980

5 жыл бұрын

The original movie is a modern classic,because it's a very subversive movie.The guys from RLM made a fantastic analysis about it. The movie starts out,as your typical 80's action flick,with macho commandos,going to a mission into the jungle and then turns into a slasher,but with the twist,that the killer is not some Jason or Michael Myers character,but a beefed up alien,armed with some awesome tech. You see these manly men ,losing their shit,as they're getting murdered one by one,by the Pred. In the end only Arnie is left,his squad all dead,no weapons left and fighting the Pred one-on-one,isn't an option,because the fucker is too strong,even for him. So,Arnie uses his cunning,to trap the Predator,in the end he won,because he outsmarted him. The new movie on the other hand,is just a Rated-R version of Suicide Squad,with lots of ''yo momma''-jokes,CGI-blood and a story that throws the entire Predator lore,out of the window,similar to what Alien:Covenant did with the Aliens.For example,it is established,that the Preds hunt for sport,not to gather DNA or some bullshit.

@marvalice3455

5 жыл бұрын

@@doublep1980 yeah I don't watch a lot of movies, but I find my time is usually better spent looking up old things that we know are good rather than gambling on new shit. It doesn't help that mainstream critics are either bought or have their heads so far up their own digestive tracts that they are basically useless. On the bright side it leaves an open niche for fan content to shine :D

@unusualbydefault

5 жыл бұрын

+doubleP and dont forget, it was more than just subversive because nobody knew predator back then.

@doublep1980

5 жыл бұрын

This movie is a perfect repesentation of what's wrong with Hollywood nowadays. Back in the day,from the late 70's to mid 90's,you could pitch an original idea to a studio and if they liked it,they would gave you a moderate budget and let you do your thing.This is how we got Star Wars,all the early Spielberg movies like E.T. ,Jaws,Strange Encounters,Indiana Jones,Terminator,Ghostbusters,Alien,Predator,Back to the Future,Robocop etc. etc. etc. Nowadays,the studios won't finance an original idea,they only make movies,based on existing IP's,like comics,videogames,books etc. or they take an older IP,like Terminator,Alien,Star Wars or here Predator and reboot/remake it and completely screw it up during the process.The only exception was Mad Max:Fury Road,because the original director/writer,George Miller made it happen,the studio was actually not interested in it and he had to struggle with them for years,to get it done.Same thing,with the Karate Kid show,Cobra Kai,which was made by 2 guys who are huge fans of the original.

@killian9314

5 жыл бұрын

doubleP side note, even mad max did it kinda wrong, soft reboot that retconed continuity an aparenty only follows after thunderdome with a different max, or it fucks up the timeline of the apocalypse several times, watch E;R's video on it for te agendas in it

I hope we get to see Prey: An Unbridled Praise in the coming weeks. Predator (2018) is a disgrace, the franchise deserves better.

@Clipzilla42

Жыл бұрын

Look up EFAP 198 they do a great job at breaking it down

"But, how did it make you... feel?" -Bilbo Baggins

You missed Dude Blokes "best" line in the film! "I'm a SNIPER, just get me CLOSE." This might be the worst film I've ever seen. . . and I actively watch Neil Breen movies.

@khajaazharuddinsiddiqui4844

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that cracked me up lol! A sniper who shoots from a point blank range. 😂

@jordanwright2313

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome sniper haha. Hate this movie

@SewerTapes

5 жыл бұрын

This move is the cinematic equivalent of getting molested by a trusted family member, and then getting slut shamed afterward.

@zyrus7733

5 жыл бұрын

@@SewerTapes why do I find that funny

@SewerTapes

5 жыл бұрын

@@zyrus7733 Does it have anything to do with tacos? That would be delicious.

I just realised none of the science people are wearing gloves or masks, which would be the absolute minimum amount of personal protective gear that you'd wear when autopsying/vivisecting an unknown species.

@persona83

4 жыл бұрын

Even if it was a known species. Dumb movie.

@fischeborne9713

3 жыл бұрын

Hollywood didn't want to foreshadow the Coronavirus to early.

@justafan9399

3 жыл бұрын

“Anyway, that’s how I lost my medical license...”

@christopheranzovinio5893

3 жыл бұрын

@@fischeborne9713 So this is what a beta documentary looks like... pass.

Some “traditional” reviewers say that mauler’s critique isn’t real criticism because he’s just describing the movie but what they don’t understand is that the best case against these movies are the movies themselves.

@SomeOne-vf1rs

10 ай бұрын

Mauler’s early videos where he talks about other reviews, he ends up saying this about their reviews a lot.

Everytime he says What the fuck 😂🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

So the Predators are stealing magical survival powers from the spinal fluid of other species. Which is why they let Glover go when he successfully beats a Predator in front of them, instead of stealing his spinal fluid to improve their Borg-essence. And gave him a trophy for killing the Predator. This is literally Predator Midichlorians. Wait, do Xenomorphs even have spinal columns?

@RogueFox7050

5 жыл бұрын

Berserkasaurus Rex Yeah they do, but they view predaliens as abominations so that’s probably why they wouldn’t use their DNA.

@berserkasaurusrex4233

5 жыл бұрын

Plus the spinal fluid would probably burn through the plastic test tube.

@oddluck4180

5 жыл бұрын

What happened to them just hunting worthy prey. Like no seriously, that was enough of a motive and it helped establish the predators as being so far beyond humanity in power that they view us as big game hunting.

@GamingDanishPastry

5 жыл бұрын

@@oddluck4180 movies need to be overly complex and gory yet funny and stupid for kids in todays world.

@ericsantucci6934

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Taking spinal fluid from the losers but not taking it from the victors seems strange, doesn't it?

When AVP and Mortal Kombat portrays Predators better.

@Arigator2

5 жыл бұрын

That part with the address is crazy. Apparently the predator knows enough about addresses to use them but not enough to think that a person wouldn't have their own address on their wall on a note. Not enough to think he was going thousands of miles in the wrong direction. And somehow he isn't.

@sobrev1viente

5 жыл бұрын

Avp the game right?

@Psychodelli91

5 жыл бұрын

@@sobrev1viente You know what? AVP wasn't great. Fell pretty flat if I'm being honest. But you know what what else? It wasn't as abysmal as this dog shit movie. Even AVP:R was a better movie. I'd never thought I'd say it but at least the predator did predator shit and had some decent fights. Despite it being filmed in the dimly lit void of a cave. But fuck Shane black and fuck whoever let this happen.

@persona83

4 жыл бұрын

I actually like AVPR portrayal of a predator, even more than the first AVP.

@feco91

2 жыл бұрын

At least in the AVP movies, both the aliens and the predators were still scary. Unlike in Prometheus (seriously, wtf?), Alien: Covenant and The Predator.

Producer: Any ideas for a predator movie? Writer: Well no, but perhaps if we put a thousand chimps in a room with typewriters.....

I did not expect to sit through this whole video !! Well done 👍

Can we all remember the Alien Vs Predator game wherein a good portion of the Predator story line was hunting down the Pred-Alien, something that was Predator genes spliced with another, and they wanted it destroyed because they viewed it as an "Abomination"

@cadkls

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved that game

@ahardworker2154

4 жыл бұрын

God I loved that game and yes I remember

@lorddiethorn

4 жыл бұрын

Second best Alien game I played the first alien isolation the worse alien colony marines

@drybitter2650

4 жыл бұрын

That’s probably what he meant by saying even they had more respect for the ip.

@tuskinradar8688

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a good damn time, as a never player of that game, Also sounds like Underworld, good time

"The Last Jedi of the Predator franchise" - Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

@TheMaestroMizerous

5 жыл бұрын

No cow milk scene 0/10

@BubuSnow93

5 жыл бұрын

Well that farnchise was already dead long ago so... didn't do too much damage

@gustavferreira627

5 жыл бұрын

Which one? Star Wars or Predator?

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

5 жыл бұрын

Moreso The Force Awakens, where it makes everything about the original story pointless.

@thamor4746

5 жыл бұрын

We got the milk boy anyway so all good.

My friend and I are huge Predator fans and we were both horrified by this movie. The main plot is about a CGI monster trying to weaponize autism. Yeah, because that's what the original makers of the first film had in mind.

You can never have too many cutaways to Bill Paxton!

This can all be summed up in three words: "Who wrote this?!"

@RicoJazz

3 жыл бұрын

H o l l y w o o d

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

3 жыл бұрын

Shane Black.

@mikeoxlong1395

3 жыл бұрын

"Somebody wrote this."

@DS-lk3tx

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when he said, ".... somebody ACTUALLY wrote this."

@mariusvanc

3 жыл бұрын

"Who would want this on their resume?!"

Calling this 'movie' fanfiction is an insult to fanfic authors as some of them put earnest effort into writing. What the fuck has happened to writing quality where people on the internet can write better than the 'professionals'?

@dalekrenegade2596

5 жыл бұрын

You got that right. In fact I'll link a few here www.fanfiction.net/s/11317061/1/Jurassic-World www.fanfiction.net/s/12935052/1/Star-Wars-Rewrite-Episode-VII-The-Force-Awakens If you like them please share them around.

@TheAnonyomusGuy

5 жыл бұрын

If you criticize my blockbuster movie full of dick jokes, unnecessary explosions, and "strong female characters" I'll cry and call you a racist, sexist, nazi, movie hater.

@RyanKaufman

5 жыл бұрын

Yes there are good fanfiction stories out there, but c'mon. Get real. The staggering majority of fanfiction merely exists because creative thinking is hard. Their stories thus have huge problems due to their own lack of confidence and often lack of writing experience; ridiculous contrivances, gaping plot holes, and they often break the very characters they seek to emulate. To say something is like fanfiction is not to hark to the very best of the best, the 0.00001% of Fanfiction that isn't total vomit.

@SlickSith

5 жыл бұрын

Hollywood has an intellectual wall around it and if you don't push their agenda you don't get in, so in a complete echo chamber they write utter shit surrounded by yes men and others devoid of logic or talent approvingly supporting their scribbles.

@lo4tr

5 жыл бұрын

RyanKaufman Pretty sure that JammyONE wasn't saying that all, or even most, fanfictions are good. He's saying that many of them are young, amateur writers that have actual ideas, even if they aren't good ones. Comparing them to the so-called professionals that create vapid movies like The Predator, who put little effort into anything, is an insult.

“I’m a sniper. Just get me close.”🤣