I feel like the reason men are easy to train is men like to do things that make them feel useful. We’re taught at a young age that men have to be able to take care of ourselves and others, so every chance we get to lift something, open something, or do something to help out we feel like we are doing our duty as men. And the best part is being appreciated for doing stuff. That’s why men get fussy when women point out when they aren’t doing something or don’t appreciate it when a man does something

@mominator7274

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is well articulated. Thank you. I've always known my husband does these things bc he loves me. The best part? I too am "trained" in much the same way. For instance, he's relaxing with a beer after work and says " That tasted like one more", I magically make it appear. A case of mutual love and respect. It's a wonderful thing!

@karenk2409

11 ай бұрын

I love most of the men in my life!

My gosh this comedy never gets old.

This is one of my favorite bits of his.

Jeff, it's not that they are smarter. It's that they own the playground...

@Metalman200xdamnit

3 жыл бұрын

And the fact the system is rigged against men.

@deeafrokin2545

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@docholiday1806

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. It’s easier when men just comply, or else we’ll be nagged

*I didn’t know I could do it until I started dating my first boyfriend!* 🤣 We went out to eat, and I didn’t want to refill my drink. So, I just shook my empty cup, took a deep breath, and kept eating. He asked me if I wanted more to drink, and I said “I’d love that 🥰”. After that, every time we went out to eat, all I had to do was shake my cup and he’d fill it up! 😉

Translation: Jeff is whipped!

Omg he is spot on 🤣🤣. My dad heard this skit and related with every word!

If Jeff has figured that out after only 4 or 5 years, maybe he isn't too dumb. XD

And here I thought I was the only person in the world who tried flipping his underwear into the air with my foot and then try catching them.

@WardyLion

5 жыл бұрын

n3Cr0ManCeD And me... It’s still a great feeling when you manage it, though!

@ozzieray

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@bebo5558

5 жыл бұрын

That's why we flip them into the air with our feet, to see if anything bad falls out, if it does don't catch them!

@monk3245675

4 жыл бұрын

Me too! I really thought I invented that one. He also got me with "men don't use the tie to close a loaf of bread we take the loaf spin it then tuck the tail under the loaf".

@lescobrandon3047

4 жыл бұрын

I was different. My trick was to walk around hanging my towel off my... well, think about it.

Do it all the time, and generally succeed

The trick is not to let them get all the way off your last foot and use the momentum to give it some good air time. I catch it every time. But don't let Jeff BS you, I walked in on my daughter doing it...[then of course i walked straight back out]*shudders*

I pick up my clothes and towels with my feet...

@Siknik64

6 жыл бұрын

Go on....

lmao, this is so true

Thx ladies for training us

Funny Monday...thank you

So true I have a super Women that been helping me with Cancer. So I can heel also, stay a live

@karenk2409

11 ай бұрын

That is how the contract works!

She has been training me for 31 years, and she ain't done yet. She keeps saying I have issue with taking instructions. WHAT

I have never tried to kick off my underwear and catch it, but that was funny.👍😁😎

i wouldnt say smarter but more devious definitely.

@Metalman200xdamnit

5 жыл бұрын

They have many methods at their disposal.

@bellerain381

4 жыл бұрын

We use the cards we're dealt with!

Guess that means I'm a smart female and half male since I pick up stuff with my toes 😆

@jaypritchett6846

2 жыл бұрын

_You’re not the only one_ 😉 I pick stuff with my toes too 🤣 lol

We start getting trained by our first girlfriend.

@alexandermathieson4774

3 жыл бұрын

if your mother ever asked you a question , that made you move , then it started when you could walk.

@jaypritchett6846

2 жыл бұрын

*I didn’t know I could do it until I started dating my first boyfriend!* 🤣 We went out to eat, and I didn’t want to refill my drink. So, I just shook my empty cup, took a deep breath, and kept eating. He asked me if I wanted more to drink, and I said “I’d love that 🥰”. After that, every time we went out to eat, all I had to do was shake my cup and he’d fill it up! 😉

Some of the comments on here just show how much you don't get this comedy! J foxworthy is awesome!

@carmendawnallan8871

6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree👍.

@carmendawnallan8871

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Draco I Like Dave Chapelle. He's a Great,Comedian too.

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

or he was just being nice.. thinking he wanted her comfy

@vasudean

4 жыл бұрын

Keep telling yourself that. You know the phrase though, right? "Happy Wife, Happy Life?"

Pavlov's dog... :)

My daughter has her grampa trained well lol. All she's gotta do is say papaw I want pizza for supper and he orders it! Or can I have some money to go shopping with my friends at the mall? Yep he opens his wallet. I'm like mom she's got him wrapped around her little finger 😆😂

The triggered insecure males in the comments aside, Jeff's right--we are being trained. Frankly we need it. haha

@TheChrismsanchez1

4 жыл бұрын

"Triggered...insecure..."🤣 said the man that needs a woman to train him.🤣🤣🤣

@ahmedabdelkader2141

3 жыл бұрын

what in- men aren’t animals

@deeafrokin2545

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahaha

@nmelkhunter1

3 жыл бұрын

I have often thought that the real reason my mom said it was important for me to say yes Ma'am was keep me out of trouble with future girlfriends. This all started when I learned to talk and she was right!

@solutionsforabrightfuture3579

3 жыл бұрын

Woman have features that will make us gladly pretrain ourselves before we even date them.

Night before last the 2023 version happened to me. Wife and I were laying in bed, playing games on our phone and she said "I need to take my medicine" I put my phone down, got up, grabbed her medicine, got her something to drink, and put the medicine back. Yep I'm trained

@karenk2409

11 ай бұрын

And, my friend, you are loved. You win.

Yes I have done the underwear catch… didn’t know it was a problem until Jeff told me

Well god damn. The Underwear thing is dead on

that's because some women are smarter and have learned especially when dealing with children you teach men.

0:32-0:54 1:05- 1:14-1:20 1:38-1:50 is my favorite part of the video

Does anybody know where I can find the "These or These" joke. It's about his wife showing him 2 different shoes and trying to decide between what pair to wear.

I have mastered the art of CatchingTaiKwunderwear

If my boyfriend tells me he's hot in bed, I'd say don't worry about it I won't tell my friends

going Commando solves that problem !

At 1:40 I'm a female and I do that lol!

wife, girlfriend, mother, daughter, sister

I think you men just LOVE us ladies. 😊

If you're good you can put dirty clothes in the laundry basket using only ones foot.

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

Haha funny

They're not, intelligence is an individual value. Some are, some aren't.

@skipwatson1951

5 жыл бұрын

Lighten up and just enjoy the comedy. Sheesh.

Who are the top 3 smartest people to ever live on this planet?

@reflex_scopes419

5 жыл бұрын

I'll even give a huge giveaway, none are female.

Never ever.

I find it weird Most of The Jokes seemed to go right over her Head. I mean did she even prepare and know who she was helping to Interview

@dm.3145

3 жыл бұрын

what?

Then women wonder why men constantly want to fix their problems instead of listening to them Im sure his wife didn't want him to say Oh yes it is cold, what else makes you uncomfortable?

I am impervious to being trained, that is why I keep having to fire them. Some women turn mean when they realize their training isn't working, but in accord with the perversity of the female mind; it only makes them want the man even more. Mean is their last ditch effort to get the control and keep it.

I only do that to avoid bending over. So I'm not stupid I'm just lazy

@Metalman200xdamnit

3 жыл бұрын

As Red Green would say,"I'm not crazy,I'm lazy."

men don't realize we women are training them.

This didn't age well. If this isn't my version of marriage then forget it

Actually we're craftier than men. Not smarter.

if women are so smart , why then do they have a 2nd kid , after the pain of the 1st, when men catch ourselves in a zip , we have buttons sewn into our trousers , women think that they're so much better than us, then just in the blink of an eye, they come right down to our level .

Well... sadly women used to be able to train men. Women in the pass trained men with positive reinforcement. When a man does something stupid, there weren't too many consequences, but we could feel the disappointment which is sooooo much worse. And when we did something good, we were rewarded for our efforts, even if it wasn't perfect. Now..... A lot of women function purely off of negative reinforcement. They nag if you get something wrong, and nit-pick if you do it, but not perfectly. Oh and they threaten you by calling you "Sexist", or complain that you "Mansplain" or "Manspread" or "Man-" in order to belittle your existence and beat your soul down until you're a shell of your former self. Fun Fun Fun.

I sorry but no woman is going to train me they can try but it won’t work

@dm.3145

3 жыл бұрын

Wow that is soo cool you're sooo alpha

@rahulg5403

16 күн бұрын

​@@dm.3145At least he isn't a loser simo that needs to be trained. Imagine putting yourself below another human being.

And then women treat us like we’re worthless in the bedroom, after all we do for them like this

@qumbersome5106

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's just your poor luck, man. 😂 You just happen to come across the bad bunch. 😂

It's not that they're smarter, it's that guys just don't want to hear the nagging

i actually dropped my last ex because she tried to train me. im no dog.