Women Overthink, Men Underthink | Russell Peters

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#SaturdayStandUp This was the first night of shooting for #RedWhiteAndBrown (2008) I never ended up using the footage for many different reasons but here’s a clip anyway... I think it still rings true! 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂 Ladies please just let us live! 😂😂😂
#RussellPeters #StandUpComedy

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  • @Eminence_1337
    @Eminence_13374 жыл бұрын

    Woman: "What are you thinking about?" Man: "Nothing." Woman: "WHO IS SHE?"

  • @roseintheheather9409

    @roseintheheather9409

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh that sounds like me😅

  • @midhun6147

    @midhun6147

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @belovedtruth3447

    @belovedtruth3447

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know what my girl said when she broke up? "I'm gonna think you got back with your ex, so that it'll be easy for me to move on!" She accused me of something i didn't do, just so she won't feel guilty for dumping me after 7 years! Women are fuckin crazy!!

  • @nikhilchauhan4154

    @nikhilchauhan4154

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ian Kim becoming doctor isn't easy bro. Are you a doctor

  • @puffpuffpanda4383

    @puffpuffpanda4383

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@roseintheheather9409 dam ... You don't tryst your own bf ? Lol yet you are dating waaaajhh!! Fcked up people

  • @ryanhamzehloo743
    @ryanhamzehloo7434 жыл бұрын

    “Men can sit they’re for 15 minutes thinking about nothing” Me: I do that everyday at school but for an entire classe

  • @omnipotentgaming166

    @omnipotentgaming166

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ryan Hamzehloo word up!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NoobieSnake

    @NoobieSnake

    4 жыл бұрын

    🙌🏻

  • @shubhamgupta412

    @shubhamgupta412

    4 жыл бұрын

    He said men

  • @watchme9718

    @watchme9718

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stay focused in school bruh

  • @zacharychavez3482

    @zacharychavez3482

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same but rather 15min it's more like 15 hours....

  • @user-nx9vp1mp2l
    @user-nx9vp1mp2l4 жыл бұрын

    GF: “ I wonder what he is thinking about” My brain: *fax machine noise*

  • @Scribe31us

    @Scribe31us

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stealthattack2209

    @stealthattack2209

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @evilpiglet

    @evilpiglet

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or dial up modem sound

  • @MarkoFTW

    @MarkoFTW

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ахахаххахахахахха

  • @dwanrobinson

    @dwanrobinson

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine is more like a 1980s dial tone from a rotary phone.

  • @muhammadalfatih2640
    @muhammadalfatih26404 жыл бұрын

    Woman: He's probably thinking about other girls Man: *screensaver*

  • @lauralauren2402

    @lauralauren2402

    3 жыл бұрын

    Makes you stop and really think...and how did men start in power long ago??😅🤣

  • @janettmusic

    @janettmusic

    2 жыл бұрын

    If I knew for sure this was true, I would finally have peace of mind in my life... But something in my overthinking brain tells me it can't be so...

  • @georgenuamah2424

    @georgenuamah2424

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@janettmusic It is true. We usually don't spend a lot of time thinking about girls. The screen saver is a form of de-stressing/reflection.

  • @KD400_

    @KD400_

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@janettmusicnah he probably is thinking about other girls lol maybe not too much though

  • @amarzizzy6466
    @amarzizzy64664 жыл бұрын

    “men can sit there and think about nothing” this was before we were all addicted to social media

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can still find that blank space sometimes.

  • @hbk2439

    @hbk2439

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@rvog6584 yea but my generation are a bunch of soft ass guys who forgot the meaning of what a man is. And to tell you the truth I don't even think there is going to be two genders anymore regularly you feel me ? It's just all fucked up now we are headed to a new era I guess

  • @rvog6584

    @rvog6584

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hbk2439 hey, i know it suks rite now if u focus on so much junk in pop culture. As a husband/dad/grandpa ... all i can tel u is ... real women apprct. real men ... da trik is findin both 2 spend time w/ [!]

  • @jamesfreeman7954

    @jamesfreeman7954

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@hbk2439 To afford rent in a city and still maintain a fairly good standard of living both parents have now to work. Many boys like myself grew up without a father figure, strange to say that I found mine in prison.

  • @RJ-jh9fs

    @RJ-jh9fs

    4 жыл бұрын

    A few funny and car you tube vids is as far as i get,but i am from the generation that got the strap.

  • @fatullahwahap7392
    @fatullahwahap73924 жыл бұрын

    They cut the best part after that when Russel said “I was thinking about how beautiful you are....and that’s the first time men lied to woman!”

  • @xsu-is7vq

    @xsu-is7vq

    4 жыл бұрын

    fatullah wahap But That’s the second time. Because the first time is “I promise I won’t lie to you”

  • @Yeahitsme101

    @Yeahitsme101

    4 жыл бұрын

    May be he'll upload later like part 2....

  • @footcharaf

    @footcharaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Damn true

  • @cookiimonster7196

    @cookiimonster7196

    4 жыл бұрын

    fatullah wahap hope they see and upload other wise this is sht

  • @titoyama5760

    @titoyama5760

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I have told my wife, now when I'm high I tell her exactly what I'm thinking and she looks at me like I'm crazy

  • @xiaorishu
    @xiaorishu4 жыл бұрын

    That "Promise" bit really hit home with me. xD

  • @adrianjosephdaniel6135

    @adrianjosephdaniel6135

    3 жыл бұрын

    i dont make promises i cant keep

  • @adrianjosephdaniel6135

    @adrianjosephdaniel6135

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Bee Black for u it is

  • @deficator750

    @deficator750

    2 жыл бұрын

    i never lie

  • @saratc985
    @saratc9854 жыл бұрын

    Girl: "What are you thinking about" Me: "Nothing" Girl: "What do you mean nothing. You should be thinking about something" Me: "I'm thinking that Pluto must be feeling really left-out at the end of our Solar System"

  • @luffyaazeeny8771

    @luffyaazeeny8771

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fahmidulkabir754

    @fahmidulkabir754

    4 жыл бұрын

    Send your girl to pluto. They deserve each other

  • @sparthacuster

    @sparthacuster

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking about Uranus....

  • @odomisan

    @odomisan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yep, start scripting your answers and try to be as random as possible. If a sea cucumber crawl around in circles, will it ever starve?

  • @lauralauren2402

    @lauralauren2402

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have loved to hear that thought personally! Lol I feel the same!

  • @funnydoggie1077
    @funnydoggie10774 жыл бұрын

    Men: nothing Women: something , secret.

  • @marukchozt6744

    @marukchozt6744

    4 жыл бұрын

    And when they say this to each other, they always end up translating it to their own answers😂

  • @riche1601

    @riche1601

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fernanda Lee fucking generating conspiracies and then some how come to the conclusion that your guilty of something

  • @razkable

    @razkable

    4 жыл бұрын

    I can go a day without thinking...I mean its not that hard...

  • @mochamadfarid5721

    @mochamadfarid5721

    4 жыл бұрын

    😁🤣😂

  • @AmmuAlpha

    @AmmuAlpha

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @R2Cv1
    @R2Cv14 жыл бұрын

    Women do yoga and meditation and stuff just to glimpse the bliss that men feel in their 15 minutes of swag time...

  • @ginkamihaylova4438

    @ginkamihaylova4438

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, boy, you have no idea how right you are

  • @ferriscemila8912

    @ferriscemila8912

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true!!!!

  • @lauramarin211

    @lauramarin211

    4 жыл бұрын

    Best comment ever 🤣

  • @devikamenon8605

    @devikamenon8605

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well that's why more men are into gurus and yogis then women

  • @terramerc733

    @terramerc733

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@devikamenon8605 men do yogas just because so that women won't ask them what they're thinking about

  • @lyndaslocs
    @lyndaslocs3 жыл бұрын

    This was actually quite helpful. My husband always says he's thinking about nothing, and I didn't believe him.

  • @theemperor1379

    @theemperor1379

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry but.....that's not a healthy relationship lol.

  • @hiramabiff7

    @hiramabiff7

    2 жыл бұрын

    on the opposite side, I always have to make up something to avoid saying "nothing" to my wife because I know she would never believe it.

  • @suryakant6357

    @suryakant6357

    2 жыл бұрын

    most of the time ....man remain stoned, some call it stoicism.

  • @swabbie7837

    @swabbie7837

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theemperor1379 What exactly?

  • @filip6076

    @filip6076

    2 жыл бұрын

    How is it possible not to think unless you are in a meditative state? I am a man and I think even when I am taking a shit. Are you all dimwits or am I the one thats fked?

  • @magnusaesir7427
    @magnusaesir74272 жыл бұрын

    I was laughing hard because I can really relate to this. But then, it suddenly hit me. If you think about it, though, women asking men what they're thinking and get mad when they get "nothing" and accuse you for that, is the actual opposite of when men asking women the same question and get the same answer and we, men, go "okay." and they get mad at you and accuse you for "not being interested in what they're really thinking because you didn't insist to get an answer".

  • @cosmoray9750

    @cosmoray9750

    2 жыл бұрын

    More excuses to lie kzread.info/dash/bejne/enVowcemdK7JYbA.html

  • @allergictohumansnotanimals5671

    @allergictohumansnotanimals5671

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is actually true. Rather than get mad for me at least, it’s kinda more offensive like do they really not care about me?? I’ll have to change the mindset of mine, this was kinda a wake up call for me haha.

  • @Internetguy_L337_90D

    @Internetguy_L337_90D

    Жыл бұрын

    remember when those situations arrive just dont say anything and go to the bedroom and take a blanket and pillow to the couch.

  • @forcomments7800

    @forcomments7800

    Жыл бұрын

    What 2000 sitcom show are you watching lmao. Women don’t do that

  • @Firemarioflower

    @Firemarioflower

    Жыл бұрын

    @@forcomments7800 Found the feminist

  • @berserkermta6840
    @berserkermta68403 жыл бұрын

    Men we all know we can do it longer than 15 minutes 🤣

  • @panama2468

    @panama2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    Days sometimes... 😬

  • @frankcorrea9702

    @frankcorrea9702

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can sit in my easy chair and sit for an hour and think about nothing, a great feeling of power

  • @Ismail-kv3ex

    @Ismail-kv3ex

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think he kept it to 15 minutes so that Women could digest it more Like he said, you gotta tell them what they wanna hear and won't believe the truth. If we ease them into it with 15 minutes, and then slowly push them to the truth, they'll have longer to understand

  • @alexfzg9936

    @alexfzg9936

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can do this all day

  • @soph1986

    @soph1986

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup my bf told me that he sent his 1 hr early morning one in d loo thinking of nothing which was unbelievable to me tht time but now thankx to thix man confirming it so eloquently…. Have no charges against my man now 😜

  • @yougants8927
    @yougants89274 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Women: Wondering what is going inside his head

  • @rogerramah1754

    @rogerramah1754

    4 жыл бұрын

    That meme huh?

  • @sandk7969

    @sandk7969

    4 жыл бұрын

    Woman: what is he thinking? Man's head: do i snore at night?

  • @leftheodo

    @leftheodo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Woman:What is he thinking Patrice: Would I fuck a woman if she didn't have a nose?

  • @biberflub

    @biberflub

    4 жыл бұрын

    Woman: I bet he’s thinking of other girls Man: Do regular dogs see police dogs and go “oh shit it’s the cops”?

  • @minacerra

    @minacerra

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes 😂

  • @a.m3223
    @a.m32233 жыл бұрын

    "you tell her the truth and thats not what she wanted to hear" me with my mom every single day🙄🙄

  • @holtahashorva2280
    @holtahashorva22804 жыл бұрын

    Turns out guys have been meditating all this time 🤷‍♀️

  • @bulls205

    @bulls205

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holta Hashorva That just might save every man in the future from an argument. Woman: What are you thinking about? Man: Babe, I'm meditating.

  • @holtahashorva2280

    @holtahashorva2280

    4 жыл бұрын

    Melvin Luna well...there you go, youre welcome everybody 😅👍

  • @ss-cw6he

    @ss-cw6he

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes u have to maintain a distance like personal space even being in a relationship

  • @holtahashorva2280

    @holtahashorva2280

    4 жыл бұрын

    Suraj Sharma well ofcourse, even your shadow leaves u alone sometimes

  • @prathameshbhalange3738

    @prathameshbhalange3738

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well i used it on my gf and it didn't work. Turns out she now wants to know what i was thinking while meditating...smh

  • @Jimbo386000
    @Jimbo3860004 жыл бұрын

    My ex used to do this to me all the fucking time and eventually I just started making shit up I’d be like “how beautiful you are” or “how lucky I am to have you” cause apparently the truth is never satisfying whether it’s “nothing” or “how glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle”.

  • @bini1809

    @bini1809

    2 жыл бұрын

    Haha nice man 😂😂

  • @biberflub

    @biberflub

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @TheYearCountdown

    @TheYearCountdown

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Callisto000

    @Callisto000

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @sayounsang

    @sayounsang

    2 жыл бұрын

    Isn’t it covered in some kind of lube

  • @imakesense4456
    @imakesense44564 жыл бұрын

    Actually women think that they underthink and that is why they overthink.... And men do the opposite 🙃

  • @adibz959

    @adibz959

    4 жыл бұрын

    Actually this is true. Men, sometimes think they are over thinking thier brain with work, monthly bill etc etc. Its a blessing that man can just "remove" anything from their mind and be in relax mode, just like that. Zero, and empty. Its almost like a recovery mode. Men can relax in this state and use their brain in another things important next time.

  • @DJTREMADEIT

    @DJTREMADEIT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now this is the f***ing truth my friend! 👆🏾

  • @Dbjjr26

    @Dbjjr26

    4 жыл бұрын

    Check out my breakup song, it was very therapeutic 👍😎 kzread.info/dash/bejne/q3aMsZKwotLNo7w.html

  • @snowy165

    @snowy165

    4 жыл бұрын

    Asa man I never overthink mostly because I never think about shit I just do it

  • @heramizo6002

    @heramizo6002

    4 жыл бұрын

    This makes sense

  • @paramvirsingh9385
    @paramvirsingh93853 жыл бұрын

    When a comedians talks seriously, he can literally make you cry.

  • @tonygombas491
    @tonygombas4913 жыл бұрын

    That’s so true how men tend to just sit and stare in to space and think about nothing, I know I do 😂

  • @user-gj1tp8lp8y
    @user-gj1tp8lp8y4 жыл бұрын

    That woman impression kinda sounds like Minnie Mouse 🐭

  • @TheFirestarter001

    @TheFirestarter001

    4 жыл бұрын

    Don't you mean Minnie Mouse.

  • @rvog6584

    @rvog6584

    4 жыл бұрын

    most guys' impression of a woman is 2 raise voice pitch by, say, an octive ... & dats wot u get. :-)

  • @MohamedAli-mp7wd

    @MohamedAli-mp7wd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Was thinking Ms. Piggy

  • @rvog6584

    @rvog6584

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MohamedAli-mp7wd who is voiced ... by a guy goin up an octive+ :-)

  • @bodhmusic

    @bodhmusic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bro🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Lanhoj
    @Lanhoj4 жыл бұрын

    *I was in my "Nothing Zone" less than 5mins before watching this...* 🤯

  • @soscobra

    @soscobra

    4 жыл бұрын

    Probably during watching this, too!

  • @preetidas9511

    @preetidas9511

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good!

  • @nakedgaya

    @nakedgaya

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then you thought let's just watch some KZread and now here you are.

  • @richiegaming4098

    @richiegaming4098

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was in my nothing zone while watching this video

  • @dahlia_moon1475

    @dahlia_moon1475

    4 жыл бұрын

    I go to nothing zone in class all the time

  • @SirParcifal
    @SirParcifal4 жыл бұрын

    He's right - I'm 36 weeks and pregnant and nesting - I'm thinking abouot my grocery list; the laundry; shipping orders, etc etc.My husband tells me to calm down and I told him I'm trying to get everything in order before the baby comes - then he says when the baby comes, the baby is going to naturally out of order - you won't be able to control him no matter how prepared you are - and my husband is right LMFAO

  • @forefatherofmankind3305

    @forefatherofmankind3305

    3 жыл бұрын

    Babies = start of most depressing time in life

  • @EB-gt1pq

    @EB-gt1pq

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@forefatherofmankind3305 No not at all. It sucks in the beginning but afterwards they get really cute and fun

  • @marwaosman4134

    @marwaosman4134

    2 жыл бұрын

    hope your labor went safe 🙏🍀

  • @NazuRei-

    @NazuRei-

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EB-gt1pq so true.. when you have a baby your sleeping time will be the first thing that will fck up.. LOL

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer94164 жыл бұрын

    One thing I will never understand is why women expect men to be mind readers. Men are straightforward and emotionally simple! If you want something, then tell us! Don't make it a riddle 'cause we'll just give up!

  • @Thenamewithoutnumbers

    @Thenamewithoutnumbers

    2 жыл бұрын

    They want chaos and confusion. You’re welcome.

  • @panama2468

    @panama2468

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Thenamewithoutnumbers fax

  • @58479ishere

    @58479ishere

    2 жыл бұрын

    complete bullshit. You don't want to hear what she really wants, you want a feel good quip from her to placate your own ego so you don't actually have to do any emotional heavy lifting or to actually correct your behaviour.

  • @Thenamewithoutnumbers

    @Thenamewithoutnumbers

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@58479ishere no, I do not want to be a slave to a woman’s imagination and ever changing moods. You can’t just create a crisis every five seconds that a guy has to fix. Handle your own emotions like an adult.

  • @hakiimamin2078

    @hakiimamin2078

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@58479ishere u have shown how overthinking are u.. just said what do u want in ur heart.. no need to give some hint , riddles.. when we "men" dont satisfy ur questions, u sulking.. u said u hate people hide something from u, but u hide everything from people n expect people to understand u.. are we scanner?? Have problems, talks.. avoid think about problems, think about solutions soo u can free from problems.. Some womens always condemn everything eventho with their same gender..

  • @bubbybluebeats9466
    @bubbybluebeats94664 жыл бұрын

    I'm not even in a romantic relationship but this is still relatable to how my best guys friend and I act and this constantly repeats more than I would like to admit 😂😂😂

  • @someclashkid6636
    @someclashkid66364 жыл бұрын

    HES BACK! HIS CHANNEL IS COILING I TELL YOU, COILING

  • @ankitaaarya

    @ankitaaarya

    4 жыл бұрын

    That'd be goooooooood

  • @leejames92

    @leejames92

    4 жыл бұрын

    CO I LI NG

  • @zana9219

    @zana9219

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cha Cha Real Smooth in the toilet lol

  • @commandertaco1762

    @commandertaco1762

    4 жыл бұрын

    HIS SUBSCRIBER COUNT IS THE LENGTH OF HIS BLOODY ARM

  • @RoyaltoonzHD

    @RoyaltoonzHD

    4 жыл бұрын

    COOIIILLLLINNNG

  • @DevarshiAggarwal
    @DevarshiAggarwal3 жыл бұрын

    I took a break from Russel, watched gazillions of other comedians, I still think he's the best that there is period

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын

    Omg! This dude is so accurate about the women and thoughts issue. I can't count how many times a woman that I've been in a relationship with said those exact words that always led to an argument.🤣 My response would be exactly how Russell responded!🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @theasim3757
    @theasim37574 жыл бұрын

    I just got divorced because my wife always asked me the same question and I always said “nothing”.

  • @dkdc2402

    @dkdc2402

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol Thats d funniest divorce

  • @hessaa1712

    @hessaa1712

    4 жыл бұрын

    That a lie

  • @alizejess777

    @alizejess777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Asim Khan 😂😂😂 damn

  • @natalieboult4726

    @natalieboult4726

    4 жыл бұрын

    Depends what the question was I guess!

  • @dhanaletchumisellappan3777

    @dhanaletchumisellappan3777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Really

  • @Mad9977
    @Mad99774 жыл бұрын

    "share with me" 😂 yeah it's the most important in this era, to share everything with everyone

  • @brolysujay
    @brolysujay4 жыл бұрын

    Even if I've seen this bit for 10 times, it still makes me smile

  • @claireylanan1307
    @claireylanan13072 жыл бұрын

    i remember my grandfather he always sitting under the mango tree and just sitting there for an hour after hour staring afar.i got curious because he always do that practically everyday. i ask him what are you thinking and he said nothing. 😂😂

  • @rajr1089
    @rajr10894 жыл бұрын

    relatable af..!!!! When i used to have that 15 mins of thoughtless space.... my ex always thought i was thinking that " i am not happy with her ... she aint the one ... " ... and then when i told the truth (notthinn') a series of accusations immediately 😂😂😂 !!!!

  • @rvog6584

    @rvog6584

    4 жыл бұрын

    hm, tells us moar bout her den u [!!]

  • @cmntkxp

    @cmntkxp

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its sad that people separate become x, y, z

  • @proverbs9102

    @proverbs9102

    4 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @alizejess777

    @alizejess777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kumarkanti Bhattacharya 😂😂 I’ll keep this in mind with the next guy I date

  • @luffyaazeeny8771

    @luffyaazeeny8771

    4 жыл бұрын

    .😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost694 жыл бұрын

    "What are you thinking about?" How it was so nice and quiet like a still pond. Then you had to come and cannonball into it.

  • @NoobieSnake

    @NoobieSnake

    4 жыл бұрын

    LMAO! 😂

  • @passionfly1

    @passionfly1

    4 жыл бұрын

    ROFLMAO, this is gold! hahaha!

  • @stealthattack2209

    @stealthattack2209

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @lauralauren2402

    @lauralauren2402

    3 жыл бұрын

    😳😅

  • @megusta9045
    @megusta90452 жыл бұрын

    This is scary accurate...10 years of marriage and still want to be inside my head to see what I'm thinking about, which is non of no one's business (even on empty mind relaxing)

  • @mirokufan3000
    @mirokufan30004 жыл бұрын

    This is just bringing back bad memories, too true for me to laugh.

  • @upranjal
    @upranjal4 жыл бұрын

    Women: Where did you get the balls ? Men: Costco! got a jar !!!

  • @timomastosalo

    @timomastosalo

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was born with them.

  • @maanasravishankar5465

    @maanasravishankar5465

    4 жыл бұрын

    I got mine from Dick’s sporting goods

  • @christiangarza449

    @christiangarza449

    4 жыл бұрын

    You got that from another stand up of his😂

  • @upranjal

    @upranjal

    4 жыл бұрын

    Christian Garza yes the context is same 👶

  • @manyakus8919

    @manyakus8919

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hahahahah...a big jarrr of them in Costco

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper4 жыл бұрын

    I swear this man is spying on my love life

  • @cue_khb
    @cue_khb3 жыл бұрын

    Russell: "Guys have the ability to sit there for like 15 minutes, stare off into space and think about nothing." Audience : Standing ovation.

  • @debojitrabha2502

    @debojitrabha2502

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thats a higher level of meditation.

  • @oldshoe1
    @oldshoe14 жыл бұрын

    That’s me, I’ll pause and just stare and not think.

  • @muf9399
    @muf93994 жыл бұрын

    That is sooooooo true ( I am a woman). I wish I had known this decades ago. My husband would have a different life ..... pls post more footage, you are brilliant!

  • @crepusculla5508
    @crepusculla55084 жыл бұрын

    Damn he's so right tho

  • @crepusculla5508

    @crepusculla5508

    4 жыл бұрын

    @jami0070 from Crepuscule, right after sunset. Twilight or dusk.

  • @crepusculla5508

    @crepusculla5508

    4 жыл бұрын

    @ShitGotReal could be fadjr too. Cause it's about the moment in-between dark and light.

  • @inquisitive8903

    @inquisitive8903

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like a split personality?

  • @HishamAlNahla

    @HishamAlNahla

    4 жыл бұрын

    Crepusculla so change your thinking

  • @crepusculla5508

    @crepusculla5508

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@HishamAlNahla no

  • @EternalVirgin
    @EternalVirgin3 жыл бұрын

    Women: "I bet he's thinking about other girls" Men: "Monke"

  • @steffiobias1789
    @steffiobias17893 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I always tell my man about my dreams and he never tell me his bc he never remembers!! This is so accurate

  • @darvsq6142
    @darvsq61424 жыл бұрын

    I always love Russell since the moment I discovered him online. His jokes are really funny

  • @ldohlj1
    @ldohlj14 жыл бұрын

    Always happy to see a new Russell Peters video. my favorite comedian of this age.

  • @aaronvallejo8220
    @aaronvallejo82204 жыл бұрын

    This is the reason he is one of the best comedians!! Hilarious! Happened to me thousands of times.

  • @aaronvallejo8220

    @aaronvallejo8220

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would rather they just chill out too...or ask a specific question they want to talk about. Highly open ended questions like "what are you thinking about?" are brain scramblers. I think "Shit! Now I have make up some sort of topic to avoid jealousy, suspicion, arguments and chaos when I was happy as a clam doing nothing, thinking nothing enjoying myself".

  • @candy6265
    @candy62652 жыл бұрын

    What a blessing that you can just sit there and think of nothing. My brain is always so active, I feel drained all the time.

  • @mrridikilis
    @mrridikilis4 жыл бұрын

    His woman's voice sounds like Miss Piggy!

  • @shrisharma7355

    @shrisharma7355

    4 жыл бұрын

    Spot on!

  • @thomasmcgillivray3997

    @thomasmcgillivray3997

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe he is overthinking.

  • @shamskamar2700

    @shamskamar2700

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanben8473
    @jonathanben84734 жыл бұрын

    Russell Peters have such an amazing talent , he'll create humor in any kind of people

  • @oleksandrdanylov6076
    @oleksandrdanylov60764 жыл бұрын

    I never ask my husband about his "nothing" time. I have plenty of my own thoughts to think about.

  • @shankhadeepmandal978

    @shankhadeepmandal978

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Gorigori Yasno- 🤣🤣🤣......yeah, every women says that!!!!!

  • @audreymoore3340
    @audreymoore33404 жыл бұрын

    Russell Peters is my favorite comedian.

  • @timtamwalnut1104
    @timtamwalnut11044 жыл бұрын

    Well as a girl, alot ask me what I'm thinking about because I would usually just zone out and swim into my own thoughts. Now the weird thing is, I don't know what to answer because usually I'm either thinking when I should eat or what should I eat or organizing in my head what to do first ( like cleaning, studying, watching anime, gym......). The annoying thing is I do answer and say the truth and they just look at me like as if I lied. I think the problem about me is that when I'm in my own thoughts I usually smile or have weird face expressions. 😂

  • @indristellars
    @indristellars4 жыл бұрын

    I love you Russell Peters! 😂😂😂 You're absolutely correct about this! Haha. Love from Indonesia!

  • @themuhammad1
    @themuhammad13 жыл бұрын

    never got into any relationship but i had the best laugh over this. i chocked!!

  • @rohitshinde865
    @rohitshinde8654 жыл бұрын

    Russel Peter's is a king of comedy

  • @liqu4214
    @liqu42144 жыл бұрын

    i've had this argument with men in the past...i wish i knew about the nothing zone. maybe i'd still be married.

  • @rushiraval908
    @rushiraval9084 жыл бұрын

    Hillllarious! And true af!!😄 I'm gonna show this video as answer whenever she will ask 'what're you thinking about'? 😂

  • @jonesyneko7130
    @jonesyneko71304 жыл бұрын

    That screensaver joke went right over GenZ's head

  • @malevolentyin362
    @malevolentyin362 Жыл бұрын

    1:40 that is what us men do when we wake up in the morning a full 15 minutes of sitting down think of nothing come back to reality and get up

  • @mushthaqahammed4617
    @mushthaqahammed46174 жыл бұрын

    Oh maan..this is so true.. I usually have this when me and my Colleagues having a meeting with our boss and he explaining what our target should be and finishing it before the end of the month😂😂😂

  • @diegoveloso3rd
    @diegoveloso3rd4 жыл бұрын

    I showed this to my at-the-time girlfriend, and i could remember her look of absolute confusion. At first she thought the joke was an exaggeration of a kernel of psychological truth. I had to explain to her how reality is much more like the joke than she thought. It's fascinating how the "wiring" of a man's brain can be at times incomprehensible to a woman, and vice versa.

  • @peggyrider2364
    @peggyrider23644 жыл бұрын

    This is so true, it must be shared with everyone I know.

  • @vijaybhargav2637
    @vijaybhargav26372 жыл бұрын

    She: he must be thinking about that sales girl from super market He: what happens when we create a black hole in laboratory 🤔

  • @Lumosnight
    @Lumosnight4 жыл бұрын

    I’m a woman, and when I was in school I usually did not pay attention in class and I’d usually think about random things like “Is Jar Jar really a Sith Lord?”. But then again, I was never thinking nothing 🤣

  • @mauia88
    @mauia882 жыл бұрын

    This is wholly accurate and I wish we women were told this early in life about men because it would save a lot of grief for both parties. I only learned about it when my guy friend and I got in an argument because I couldn't fathom that he was sitting and not thinking about any. single. thing. And I do personally fear I'll go insane if I don't have a thought running through my head.

  • @cmacpan
    @cmacpan Жыл бұрын

    1000000% Facts I will bring up this video every time the question is asked. 🤣

  • @AM-jx3zf
    @AM-jx3zf2 жыл бұрын

    I can take a deep breath, and make it all go blank and peaceful

  • @dailycookie-cutter2500
    @dailycookie-cutter25004 жыл бұрын

    Russell the legend

  • @kingarchnyc
    @kingarchnyc4 жыл бұрын

    My wife did wake up being mad at me for stuff I did in her dream! 🤣

  • @kingarchnyc

    @kingarchnyc

    4 жыл бұрын

    M-Omar H.B nothing... u do realized I said in her dream, right?

  • @madelinemehok1431
    @madelinemehok1431 Жыл бұрын

    This is one of his best routines. So funny and true

  • @abdulleabdulle8109
    @abdulleabdulle81094 жыл бұрын

    the best of Russel, I salute you Bro

  • @carry2go596
    @carry2go5964 жыл бұрын

    Those 15 minutes you’re talking about lasts about 15 hours with me

  • @fernandosalas8589
    @fernandosalas85894 жыл бұрын

    His imitation of a lady sound like Mickey mouse.

  • @shamskamar2700
    @shamskamar27004 жыл бұрын

    OMG that's totally me😆😂🤣🤣🤣😂and my husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that's why we always argue and hate each other😂😂😂😂

  • @shadowvg94
    @shadowvg943 жыл бұрын

    I literally spaced off and startes watching again right when he talks about it lmao

  • @nelli.bellydancer
    @nelli.bellydancer2 жыл бұрын

    Oh i love this 😄

  • @MirS.
    @MirS.4 жыл бұрын

    Woman: "what you thinking about" Man: "non" Woman: "Oh Really😡😡" Man:" Well, I'm thinking about what is Obama's last name 🤔"

  • @an_impasse

    @an_impasse

    4 жыл бұрын

    -King- Dragon- LMAO I think I’ve seen that before, someone asking what his surname is even though they’re already saying it.

  • @caesaralkhalif
    @caesaralkhalif2 жыл бұрын

    No Russell!!! Y u spillin the beans?!?!

  • @drip_monke2542
    @drip_monke25424 жыл бұрын

    I don't come out of my 'nothing' time until the screensaver hit the corner perfectly

  • @emmak-army3270
    @emmak-army32704 жыл бұрын

    And boy both over&under thinking 😊😂

  • @MJ-eu1qe
    @MJ-eu1qe4 жыл бұрын

    This is almost as similar to that one video " laugh your way into marriage " Great vid too 👍

  • @paulj625
    @paulj6254 жыл бұрын

    You are​ a legend!!!

  • @terrereed218
    @terrereed2184 жыл бұрын

    Love your videos!

  • @inextrikable-
    @inextrikable-4 жыл бұрын

    Man I wish I could go to one of his showings

  • @puffpuffpanda4383

    @puffpuffpanda4383

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sure but don't seat at the front he will literally roast u 😆😆😆

  • @Mzmissy215

    @Mzmissy215

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@puffpuffpanda4383 no he won't. He will figuratively roast you. It would be illegal for him to literally roast someone

  • @puffpuffpanda4383

    @puffpuffpanda4383

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mzmissy215 🙄🙄

  • @lisun5828

    @lisun5828

    4 жыл бұрын

    I went to his show in Tokyo 2 years ago. Think he is funnier when he was younger

  • @preetidas9511

    @preetidas9511

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mzmissy215 😂😂😂

  • @arftrooper44
    @arftrooper444 жыл бұрын

    Women: I wonder what he's thinking about... My brain: *DVD screen saver*

  • @smrutiranjan6044
    @smrutiranjan60444 жыл бұрын

    Lol I could correlate completely.... So funny man

  • @SirTyJensen
    @SirTyJensen4 жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite Red, White And Brown bonus clip.

  • @323096685
    @3230966854 жыл бұрын

    When’s the new special coming out on amazon prime?

  • @edwardkumarkenway1875

    @edwardkumarkenway1875

    4 жыл бұрын

    when will the time come back when Family guy becomes like good old days again, Seth?

  • @vincentlim348
    @vincentlim3484 жыл бұрын

    Peters... That is called Day Dreaming

  • @AlejandroRodriguez-sf1wf
    @AlejandroRodriguez-sf1wf3 жыл бұрын

    Couldn’t have been more accurate. We’re either thinking about nothing or something really stupid 😂

  • @stevemitchell2252
    @stevemitchell22524 жыл бұрын

    It doesn't matter what you are going through in life good comedy somehow gets you through it

  • @typetbg
    @typetbg3 жыл бұрын

    that's why when i literally don't think about anything and be asked, I just answer some random wild shit like "ahh i was thinking about my cars blinker fluid" and everything is fine

  • @shivampanchal3688
    @shivampanchal36884 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Russ! You killed it! Who else agrees with me?

  • @misplacedidentity1036
    @misplacedidentity10362 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha, the jumping, shaaare with meeee!

  • @kitchenboy69
    @kitchenboy693 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for something deep and intellectual but this was the best I could find.

  • @nalulumu6093
    @nalulumu60934 жыл бұрын

    His so right l do that all the time. I go into my hubby’s head and do the think . The nothing becomes something,Hahahaha

  • @fabmazo1197
    @fabmazo11974 жыл бұрын

    So true,,I can't watch a game in peace,,she won't shut up

  • @sayemahmed688
    @sayemahmed6883 жыл бұрын

    Gives Russell peters credit gave ppl good times to laugh from stress

  • @prowlerpunk
    @prowlerpunk3 жыл бұрын

    Wow... Never been this accurate 🤣🤣🤣

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