I was literally waiting for him to say "Somebody gonna get hurt real bad" at the end :D

@wadesharp11

5 жыл бұрын

Ranju Ravindran 😂🤣😂

@asense8152

5 жыл бұрын

Same. Wish he had done that. Would have been the goat moments in comedy.

@sanveersookdawe

5 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@pratebhhaaeduru8926

5 жыл бұрын

I was waitin for it..... infact i was sayin it out loud in his accent.

@Your.Uncle.AngMoh

5 жыл бұрын

Ditto. He has that on his T-shirts.

oh that girl is so mad at her friend 😂😂😂😂👌

@lordemarsh6804

5 жыл бұрын

You have a beautiful face

@rahimel-mulla2894

5 жыл бұрын

@@lordemarsh6804 I'm subscribing you :)

@0Zolrender0

5 жыл бұрын

I dont know why. She looked beautiful.

@lawshim686

5 жыл бұрын

She is beautiful...

@pawansuryavanshi2270

5 жыл бұрын

She looked beautiful though .

His plastic flower joke ending was gold. Very talented of him to be able to link that so seamlessly. Perfect.

@raidobatna7211

2 жыл бұрын

Za vp mall

@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd

Жыл бұрын

Literally the easiest connection ever.

5 Years Later, I’m Sure That Flower Girl Is Still Mad At Her Friend 😂

@Fiaw1

2 жыл бұрын

The insecurity was ripe

@jorgehoran1691

Жыл бұрын

Orrrr glad she was included in the show, got over it 5 days later.

@nywang1219

Жыл бұрын

But she did look amazing

@bulletprooftiger1879

Жыл бұрын

@@Fiaw1 it's like a mix of insecurity and respect. She knows she's getting roasted by a standup comic. You can see the smiling grin on her face lol

Was watching my wedding album with my 3yr old girl and she asked why she wasn't in the photos. The harder I laughed, the more she cried.

@TheNarratorworld

4 жыл бұрын

Damn 😂

@rianahaque7592

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@astroparamjit

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mishiriruh6553

3 жыл бұрын

Jay next time tell her she was there but she was invisible

@harish.bharish1762

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best comment, I read 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

People who have never seen Russell peters before, start with his newer videos and then go back to older ones... It's better that way.

@sransmec

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. I think his old Stand Ups were better. But I still love him...the best Comedian for me!

@Jnaga199

5 жыл бұрын

How many meths have you cooked so far?

@Jay-en7bw

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jnaga199 that makes no sence bro

@emadashraf6765

5 жыл бұрын

Too late

@SeismoBeats

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-en7bw breaking bad it's a tv show reference

"Shh, this is a library." Dayum, I'm so gonna use this the next time boss asks me to stop dozing off.

@etcetera1674

3 жыл бұрын

good luck

Rusell Peters have set bars of funny so high from his past acts that now it's difficult to reach that level even by himself!!!

Born and raised Indian, I can relate to that dad joke, I can't imagine ever doing that to my dad. At the same time, It did bring immense sadness to me as I recently lost him. ☹️ Miss your dad, forever. 💖 Russell!

@yanxiaosun4363

2 жыл бұрын

Chinese dude here, I’m so on board with you. Feels like an Asian culture thing hahahahahahajaja

@prasad9012

2 жыл бұрын

Lol Idk how many times I've got beaten by my parents 😂 It's just so common in our culture to beat kids.

@sikandarkhan7522

2 жыл бұрын

As a pakistani i agree too😂

He: at 3:32 "make **tea** " Subtitles: "..make **pee** " 😂

One rule going in Russell's Show.... Avoid the first few Rows, just avoid 🤣🤣🤣

@lionnelmurimi651

4 жыл бұрын

no. its just dont stand out

@i_am_funny

4 жыл бұрын

@@lionnelmurimi651 don't be Brown and indian specially

@whatrtheodds

4 жыл бұрын

I would like to be roasted by him 😁😂😂

@mangloreanwithabeard

4 жыл бұрын

@@whatrtheodds Hahahahh

@jaysentbanks6172

4 жыл бұрын

and dont be indian

For people complaining these jokes are old, there are millions of people out there who never heard these. And guess what, they pay.

@GuerillaWar4s

5 жыл бұрын

Basically he ripped people who dont have internet.

@hijack69

5 жыл бұрын

It's not complaining..it's criticism.

@jeremywahlang2698

5 жыл бұрын

this is so sad.

@niz32iqbal

5 жыл бұрын

Erm no. The people that want to see Russell and are fans have seen all his stuff.

@Fadlinification

5 жыл бұрын

badum tussssssssss

Love it how he ended it back with the plastic flowers!!!

The last line: Those flower you wearing on your head was awesome....

this man's ability to interact with his public... incredible

"My happiness is making you angrier" - Man to his woman That's deep man :-(

01:21 "You got flowers on your head sweetheart.. you look like a fucking SNAPCHAT" *This got me rolf hard. 😂😂😂

Say what you want, I still find him funny xD

@teamstr1

3 жыл бұрын

Still? Ok

@SimplyGunju

3 жыл бұрын

I do too

@nimanima208

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@paritoshshrestha5004

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody said anything.

@harrislam

3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone ever say he's not?

“My name is Nash” “Nash!?” “Nashpinder” “Oh”

@linasayshush

3 жыл бұрын

"There you go."

@ashishpandit5609

2 жыл бұрын

It's Nashbinder i suppose

Snapchat girl had a mic

@josephcosgroveF4fl

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe, but I saw a crew with a mic.

@rahulrat88

5 жыл бұрын

Certainly a set up

@anveya3981

5 жыл бұрын

Bottom right you can see the mic that the crew is holding

@Rasnaaa

5 жыл бұрын

Russell is know to pick audience at the front rows. So a hanging mic could be set-up

@yodk9026

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rasnaaa 1:38 see bottom right

That flower girl was cute though, like the cuteness being directly proportional to the intensity of her shyness.

My father's sister's youngest daughter is exactly like this!!! She is so sweet and amazing!!! But she's very smart and intelligent!!!

@pmhere

4 жыл бұрын

You could have said cousins. You made me calculate and my minutes are gone 😅😉

@meghasinghaniahmu

4 жыл бұрын

@@pmhere lollol!!

@FredY-cg6mi

4 жыл бұрын

Your cousin then?

@Georgetappoo-tu8vb

3 ай бұрын

No one asked you

Oh yeah, don’t we miss our parents now😁. He is spot on

Russell's hilarious. The way he paints a picture in front of your eyes is amazing!

@dlulabaphijohannes1759

5 жыл бұрын

@@thecasino8022 You must have a terrific sense of humour.

why a lot of comedians becomes less & less funny by time .. i miss the old Russell

@sarrabenothman9471

5 жыл бұрын

+The Casino do not curse with items you do not possess

@thecasino8022

5 жыл бұрын

Sarra Ben Othman go away brownie

@Q_QQ_Q

5 жыл бұрын

its usual . not less funny /.

@sarrabenothman9471

5 жыл бұрын

+The Casino I'm white you racist pig

@fortnitburgerlover1231

5 жыл бұрын

@@thecasino8022 edgy

So nobody is gonna comment about how cute that girl looks when she is embarrassed?

@harrislam

3 жыл бұрын

That girl looks cute period.

The way he explained the TV and speakers and all that was so spot to on to the tee 👌😆

I dindnt know this guy until i met him today at the airport.

@akiewhuo5229

4 жыл бұрын

Fortunate You😥😥

@koolgamez3434

4 жыл бұрын

Luke Naga mad

@_Luket

4 жыл бұрын

@@koolgamez3434 hey m not mad

@Sarah-ud9ce

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky you!!😁

@metricspecies1437

4 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, someday he's gonna mention u in his show

Russell is by far my favorite stand up comedian

@giddy38_

2 жыл бұрын

I agree 👍 ..and 2nd - Peter Kay ! That's it

Looks like he loves his daughter very much. He jokes a lot on his daughter.

Can't you see I am busy... this is what I get to hear from my my five year old daughter.....Awesome video

One of my best comedian.....love russel

Dayummm I loved his thing about the vase with plastic flowers.. took me right back to my childhood in India

2018 and he still makes fun of the audience. Even though he's offensive and lacks of ideas but he still got it

Peters from Peru 🇵🇪, South America YOU MAKE THE WOOORRLDD LAUGH!!! Thank you !! Come to Peru!!

I love this guy

Snapchat filter I died by laughing 😂😂😂

MISS YOU SO MUCH

The audience voices are incredibly audible

@dgeg1000

2 жыл бұрын

Its called microphones. Often calles mics

You look like a Snapchat !! 😂😂 She's adorable though.. 💓

Still made me laugh 😂😂

Russell, This man is so freaking fun. He speaks the truth... Great observations!

Wow, falling down from stairs sound effects were spot on! It felt like I was falling down the stairs IRL

It’s true, daughters are beautiful ❤️

I don't know about you guys, but my mom bursted out of laughter when she watched it with me. He's still funny, but only to those who can relate to the jokes.

love this guy

Little Boy Russell: [shushes dad] Dad: "Someone's gonna get hurt real bad."

2:12 Lous CK's joke lmao

Heard those same material from him before from his old stand ups. Nonetheless, his one of my favourites. Love him.

Haha again still my fav comedian of all time

Love him!

Hahahaha... he is good! And it’s funny! That girl thou! Straight Outta SnapChat! 😂😂

Russell finally found some new material? Rusty...

@piccolitesticoli

5 жыл бұрын

This is not new

@deepu1150

5 жыл бұрын

@@piccolitesticoli too bad!

@virenvs905

5 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, 3 months from now Trevor Noah will re-use them.

@theyoungindians9027

5 жыл бұрын

Most of these jokes are old. Entire daughter story is atleast 2yrs old

@SureshKumar-mg4wu

5 жыл бұрын

new material???u r an idiot its all old from his old shows. years ago he said all the same jokes in the show "almost famous"...its all same every single fking word.

russel finally, iam glad

She still didn’t take it off ! That’s some real friendship !!

He can transit into a motivational speaker now...maturity at its budding stages...😂😂😂

This was uploaded on my birthday ;D

He is so funny and witty at the same time

Hilarious as always 🤣🤣

You know sweetheart you re wearing them on your head hahahahah

I lmaoed watching this at the library. I am out now finding another place to study! I blame you Russell. 🤣

When he said plastic flower.. the girl already knew he was coming for her again😂

Thank you for advice

I love how he started and ended with that already annoyed flower girl 😁. Her friend is gonna die..."somebody is gonna get very hurt tonight!!!"😆😆😆 ( his own joke, if u remember)

hahahah It's true, everytime my wife getting angry, I always laughing and she going very angry that you can't imagine hahhaha . you nailed it bro! this is my first time to watch your show hahahahah

Haha: (looks around confusedly after seeing him point): … “You *don’t shush me!”*

Was expecting him to say Somebody....gonna get hurt real bad at the end😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tears in my eyes ✌✌😁😁😁😁

I once got drunk in high school.... And when I came home and went to bed, my mom shaved my head.

Rusell peters is my most favorite comedian everrrr

Awesome!!!!

Hahaha this guy never fails to make me rofl may he live a long life full of laughter

He's right, my father was always mad, fuggetaboutit!

The final line. LOLOL

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 loved this

Im watching this with my daughter asleep hugging me..cant laugh as much as i wanted......and yesss russel with new jokes

I'm a big fan of Russell and I used to burst out of laughter because of his jokes. But not this time. I didn't say his performance was bad. I think it was okay. But he is still funny and he is still Russel for me the best comedian ever. Just something did not feel as funny like he used to. But that's okay by me because Russell is still the funniest comedian I will ever remember.

@adalquintoYT

5 жыл бұрын

He recycled this set. I heard it in his other performance before.

awesome love u bro!

I was waiting for " Russell, somebody is gonna get a hurt real bad " Classic 😂😂😂

I love how he calls all the women at his show “sweetheart” 🙊

He is a very smart guy - indeed, the more you laugh, the angrier women get! Brilliant :D

Great comedian gaved me a good laugh

best example ever

Immigrant parents ARE always mad 😂 Coming from a child of Russian immigrants

@Bargains20xx

4 жыл бұрын

probably because they had to go through a lot growing up. Nothing but respect to them for leaving their comfort zones so that they could give their kids a better life

@ashrafulrabbi

Жыл бұрын

Русские и так и сумасшедшие 🤣🤣

Even in this time i can't do that to my dad. His silence is enough for me

@RogerBarraud

5 жыл бұрын

:'(

That initial smile on flower girl’s face told that she know it was her turn.

Haven't seen this full gig... Cool.

I actually found this quite funny, i don’t know what you people are talking about!?

@thedoer2953

5 жыл бұрын

Right

@Izza.M

5 жыл бұрын

me too bruh!!!??

@victoriamann6645

5 жыл бұрын

Koz they want the rude jokes

@Sashita_

5 жыл бұрын

I think these kids r too young to find it funny. Those who already hv kids can def relate to it & knows how funny it can be.

@amen627

5 жыл бұрын

Same with me

The special thing that i admire about Russell that he is always funny without the need to go vulgar and obscene. Total support love u from Egypt 👍😍

@dkdk5486

2 жыл бұрын

I think this is ur first video.

i can relate to everything this guy says

"Nash? Nashpinder".....gold

Retirement awaits Russell..

@archsword5294

5 жыл бұрын

don't say that, this is not a sport, it's about ideas and jokes.

@nyashadzashehapanyengwi9505

5 жыл бұрын

Facts.

@shindenilesh2012

5 жыл бұрын

watch George Carlin

@leroycreemers6396

5 жыл бұрын

and will be rich as fuck ill tell u i dont have anny remorse for him :)

@suraj-op2bx

4 жыл бұрын

@you're totally right u know most number of millionaires on this earth are Indians that too when it's only 60-70 yrs of their independence from British rule Now imagine what would happen after 3-4 centuries

The Snapchat is very true ha ha ba

Mama’s boys and daddy’s girls lol 😂

I laugh every time!!

when you sush your dad - somebody's gonna get hurt real bad??? Miss that man🥺

@nadziakapaa8612

2 жыл бұрын

I was totally expecting his line " what did you say to me?" then following with (the rest of his previous skit) somebody's going to get hurt real bad.. LOL I own and have watched all his dvd's over 100+ times lol...Actually probbaly 500 times haha ! He is the best! Everyone needs to google his amateur standup to appreciate him

The last line was savage :D

Lol he's hilarious. 😂

Russell will never not be funny!

And that's what happens when you become dad. All of a sudden your adult jokes becomes cute!