If you don't know something, just say "I don't know!" Here's a clip from my 2013 special, "Notorious." Watch the full special on Netflix!
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@mr35worldmer427 жыл бұрын
why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..
@peachout6227
7 жыл бұрын
That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.
@TheVandrell
7 жыл бұрын
'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh' Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on KZread.
@peachout6227
7 жыл бұрын
TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)
@firelive565
7 жыл бұрын
They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]
@sattam097
7 жыл бұрын
LEO Bro ا
@Sajjad.A5 жыл бұрын
As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers
@Sajjad.A
4 жыл бұрын
@@fabulous7958 ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟
@bonnie_gail
4 жыл бұрын
Sajjad Ali wow
@ED-TwoZeroNine
4 жыл бұрын
Why? What's wrong with not knowing?
@alijassim457
4 жыл бұрын
As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well
@sushmitabora206
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@04rit2 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Russel is - Indians love his India jokes, Arabs love his Arab jokes, Chinese love his China jokes, Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️
@jaysteve8048
Жыл бұрын
Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries. It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned. It had better not been mentioned!
@KapilSingh410
Жыл бұрын
Russell Peters is a legend
@dfrost6766
Жыл бұрын
And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.
@hyamick7584
Жыл бұрын
@@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆
@Tony-villa94
Жыл бұрын
@dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes
@syedakib35343 жыл бұрын
Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?" My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*
@aladdinbenokba6127
3 жыл бұрын
No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .
@ShakarAhmadi
3 жыл бұрын
This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not
@TotallyNotElPresidente
3 жыл бұрын
You: Well can you explain to me how that even works? Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*
@andygaire2668
2 жыл бұрын
@@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.
@gladyscute9153
2 жыл бұрын
😁
@userunknown36525 жыл бұрын
Beirut parties are the best *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .
@Tensai05 жыл бұрын
Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
You don't?
@johnmartin4119
5 жыл бұрын
Do you know how to make a cake? 🎂
@user-hx9od1hl2z
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE CAKE
@johnmartin4119
4 жыл бұрын
troll gamer8133 how do you make it?
@user-hx9od1hl2z
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 OK
@ninadachrekar72153 жыл бұрын
That Beirut part hits different now
@GwakGwak-ct8yv
3 жыл бұрын
"they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD
@sanketwalunj3937
3 жыл бұрын
@@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up
@_MohdJack
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣
@ray_ray_7112
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.
@mr.v3061
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark
@ethanlee47243 жыл бұрын
Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.
@holyfinancialempire818
3 жыл бұрын
Bombing? or FireCracker incident?
@Satu_Supari
3 жыл бұрын
@@holyfinancialempire818 Fertilizer
@tonyjohnson9964
3 жыл бұрын
Me!
@RealTalkTodaMax
3 жыл бұрын
you are SOOOOOO misinformed @Ethan Lee
@wisdomleader85
3 жыл бұрын
Donate for Beirut if you can. Prayers can't do much.
@habeebies5 жыл бұрын
“First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”
@boogeyman1967
5 жыл бұрын
I think he said 'get cake'? =)
@habeebies
5 жыл бұрын
Singer Dex yeah auto correct
@rkbashaykh3917
3 жыл бұрын
It’s the only way! No other way to make cake, baqara. Which means my friend of course.
It's amazing how he sets it up and then pays it off repeatedly That's skill
@raam7263 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.
@imannurhakimzulkafly5079
3 жыл бұрын
IDIOSYNCRASIES means behavior right?
@n9cole480
Жыл бұрын
i think i just learned a new word
@leannemills5666
Жыл бұрын
@@rexrambo7686 c
@mysticman9425
Жыл бұрын
Look at that, a Sanghi preaching about diversity, take you hypocrisy somewhere else.
@petershen57313 жыл бұрын
His audience is diverse and MASSIVE
@shelby4you5 жыл бұрын
As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂
@kripanart
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@beyondinfinity6592
5 жыл бұрын
Who said you guys behave? 🤣
@hellicure
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa hakuna matata
@sarathewonderful7561
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa they behave better than westerns to be honest
@hellicure
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa you never met an arab have you?
@simalakamacuy7 жыл бұрын
His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.
@NoorAlDeeN14 жыл бұрын
Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video When i See it again I laugh as hell This guy is simply a genius :D btw EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES
@seriousperson2065
4 жыл бұрын
Ok, cam you tell me a funny joke?
@seriousperson2065
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@NoorAlDeeN1
4 жыл бұрын
A funny joke :3
@koojo9486
4 жыл бұрын
Key Word ok, go straight then left than right
@gamer24xSeven
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man...!!
@rdl88783 жыл бұрын
I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.
@freepagan
8 ай бұрын
Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers
@AshwiniSharma7 жыл бұрын
you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while
@lordjaraxxus8568
7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny
@himanshushukla8086
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@suahabose4100
7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree
@mohammadumarSharif
7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma kll
@diegocantu3425
6 жыл бұрын
Na he is not funny he is hilarious.
@deusvultinfidel91846 жыл бұрын
[Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂
@gendoruwo6322
5 жыл бұрын
literally, (party like there is) no tomorrow
@ahmedbilal64
5 жыл бұрын
@Sooo Moose ignorant much?
@yasserhamdan7710
5 жыл бұрын
Ali Nassir same here bro :/
@rooost9856
5 жыл бұрын
Chaos wxrld the yahudis?
@capt.raymondholtnypd4822
5 жыл бұрын
@@rooost9856 Arabic for "Jews"
@dinakay3303 жыл бұрын
Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth
@mustafaalhadethee3 жыл бұрын
Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL
@jaidityasingh55487 жыл бұрын
Teacher: Did you complete your homework? Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework T: Did you bring it? A: Yes, sure T: Then show it A:*nods T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK! A: OK, go straight then left and come back
@samfranco4641
6 жыл бұрын
Steve Larson what the fuck is wrong with you??!?!??
@royaltylw5347
6 жыл бұрын
😂
@oldacc8164
5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 🤣🤣I should say that one day
@ramiramzi8641
5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 😂😂😂😂😂
@coffee2535
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
@LabRynthisist4 жыл бұрын
The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe
@user-br7id3eh4x Жыл бұрын
I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.
@echot.26643 жыл бұрын
This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.
@monahf
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?
@souviksikdar1864
8 ай бұрын
That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.
@Mukeshmiktecrep7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!
@mohammeddaniyal2239
7 жыл бұрын
0Nasarraja
@user-ex7kr8kf3g
5 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be sad for some Russel Peters
@hichamlaaberi23467 жыл бұрын
4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?' '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁
@flaminmongrel6955
6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi I do
@panastiwari
6 жыл бұрын
Arab man!!
@Mohalshabz
6 жыл бұрын
Apparently that guy..
@marioiacolucci
6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi you are funny dude!
@mediaihsan
6 жыл бұрын
Its not about lie, its about "i don't know" Sometime its so difficult to say that ..
@azambrano4283 Жыл бұрын
I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂
@aminemohammed2447
10 ай бұрын
Hi
@Ex.israel-soldier
6 ай бұрын
@@aminemohammed2447why hi?? You want to know her😂❤🎉
@romysingh56243 жыл бұрын
His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end
@mudrasingh7923
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol 😂
@batmanarkham5120
2 жыл бұрын
True
@batmanarkham5120
2 жыл бұрын
As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol
@dibikagogo5399
Жыл бұрын
@@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
@dibikagogo5399
Жыл бұрын
You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
@croatianguy70735 жыл бұрын
Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.
@baldingeagle8404
Жыл бұрын
Croatia loses to Argentina
@Chloeayoy7 жыл бұрын
That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂
@assou4441
6 жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman what was the joke?
@trbl6151
6 жыл бұрын
Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately
@odaenathus7825
5 жыл бұрын
Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"
@christopherbryanrenevdacio3549
5 жыл бұрын
That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming. Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.
@Tennis-3582 Жыл бұрын
That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂
@JungKook-ij6dj4 жыл бұрын
Always gets me every time... thanks russel. Go left then right...
@melodicnostalgic38235 жыл бұрын
Most people didn't get the joke in the end .. Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!
@kk8490
5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn😂
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 how ingenious
@SocialStudiess
5 жыл бұрын
How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
@@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN
@3wydreamer147
5 жыл бұрын
@@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.
@lilyray3637 жыл бұрын
My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard
@faisalalarfaj5617
6 жыл бұрын
really how is that funny
@TravelandPlaces2 жыл бұрын
This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!
@biorythmic4 жыл бұрын
Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)
@fastfeets2695
3 жыл бұрын
Algerians are not Arabs
@snowfox9858
3 жыл бұрын
@@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs
@user-xz3lz2cp1q
3 жыл бұрын
Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.
@Suite_annamite
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.
@sumitagrawal11256 жыл бұрын
When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅
@timaa.4379
5 жыл бұрын
That’s because it brings back bad memories
@faustinjudefx8728
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit
@mojabar4920
4 жыл бұрын
faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect
@tonysmith6967
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.
@jasamkojajesam6108
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 nobody cares
@lionessawaking424124 жыл бұрын
His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂
@somegirl5582 жыл бұрын
I can watch this over and over and laugh each time.
@bernadinussteni76763 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Help to recover my gastritis very quick..GBU Russel and your family.
@MoroccoUnfiltred5 жыл бұрын
As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work
@maiacalenda
4 жыл бұрын
Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?
@HK-dq1eg
4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.
@HK-dq1eg
4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda its culture specific.
@Rahul_ke
Жыл бұрын
Experts 😆
@blackmamba9950
5 ай бұрын
This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅
@yazanmr52675 жыл бұрын
I am an Arab from Jordan Love all your videos my man Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know
@alien4053
4 жыл бұрын
Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.
@prince_m_h_d2513
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all
@xlr8v
4 жыл бұрын
Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.
@abousifyazan1578
4 жыл бұрын
I was just kidding don’t you
@alien4053
4 жыл бұрын
@Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer. It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.
@mahmoudfarargy83623 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.
@kitimbolydia4633
Жыл бұрын
Haahahaa are you an Egyptian??
@ASMM1981EGY
13 күн бұрын
@@kitimbolydia4633 I'm a Genetic Anthropologist, Egyptians are not Arabs already.
@dana90683 жыл бұрын
i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate
@Onlyme2015
Жыл бұрын
so racist
@ginch8300
10 ай бұрын
@@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.
@NikhileshSurve5 жыл бұрын
5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction? Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂
@NikhileshSurve
5 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._
@l.-.l
4 жыл бұрын
5:39
@vijaydanushkodi4980
4 жыл бұрын
There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.
@NikhileshSurve
4 жыл бұрын
@@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.
@Bargains20xx
4 жыл бұрын
@@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me
@floatingsara4 жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!
@tylersmith3139
2 жыл бұрын
Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.
@kiprotichenock52514 жыл бұрын
Laughing my heart during quarantine
@RMJJ913 жыл бұрын
Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.
@jamilmacabanding77907 жыл бұрын
I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂
@mohdd138
4 жыл бұрын
Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5
@tobyway5093
2 жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?
@mohammedattal8887
2 жыл бұрын
@@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq
@f4wnz132
Жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.
@mariebourgot4949
Жыл бұрын
@@mohammedattal8887 Gay.
@peternderitu20856 жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".
@Chirre1989
6 жыл бұрын
ok
@nageshprabhu6437
Жыл бұрын
@@Chirre1989 🤣
@katdareshruti3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant piece!!!
@shinobuu54392 жыл бұрын
i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️
@Amadeus84844 жыл бұрын
Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?" Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane." Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?" Arab: "Okay..."
@blackmomo6431
4 жыл бұрын
Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family
@maanasravishankar5465
4 жыл бұрын
Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂
@saidzaim4948
4 жыл бұрын
Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo
@aliennader758
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌
@simmonslack9088
4 жыл бұрын
@@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???
@Bawn.Meedoh7 жыл бұрын
He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem
@DuckFace.
4 жыл бұрын
@@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator
@dubaicsgopros5738
4 жыл бұрын
the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place in dubai that is
@lNIESTA34
4 жыл бұрын
prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs
@iwonk2816
4 жыл бұрын
@@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee
@paleamigo85753 жыл бұрын
It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍
@abdelafaneh30622 жыл бұрын
I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever
@zeckoj7 жыл бұрын
Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.
@johnmellon1820
6 жыл бұрын
Lebon is cool because they're Christian.
@firasharb1454
6 жыл бұрын
No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .
@fullthrottle1542
6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑
@johnmellon1820
6 жыл бұрын
FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?
@nonofyourbiz6749
6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon ..but it still happens..
@wickandde5 жыл бұрын
If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂
@t.g.89463 жыл бұрын
One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.
@CP-28 Жыл бұрын
Nice one...ties in nicely 👍
@keshab6447 жыл бұрын
I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny
@orneryokinawan45294 жыл бұрын
I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.
@michellemuskeyn329
4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.
@hazmi911
4 жыл бұрын
Okay, it's just to act less salty
@mysteriousman9731
4 жыл бұрын
Because they are stupid and without dignity
@doniamustafa8667
4 жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm
@goldenapplegardens2988
4 жыл бұрын
What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??
@genejoost67183 жыл бұрын
Thank. You. Mr. Russell for the laughs in this diffuclt times u crack me up
@iamreallyright3 жыл бұрын
Absolute classic!
@m33zerella4 жыл бұрын
5:21 *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”* I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH
@user-oq9mk7fl5w
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gooddogg137
4 жыл бұрын
Hey you heard of this joke, it goes Knock Knock Who's there Kenya Kenya who Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport
@Abu_Haydar3135 жыл бұрын
Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️
@alaahassan47353 жыл бұрын
As an Arab, i admit it saying no make you look bad so i have to make up a story 😔😔
@deadmanavir3 жыл бұрын
This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.
@Beyondbonds04
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@selfishstockton6123
3 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny
@jackr4777
3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain for me?
@ririban6212
3 жыл бұрын
Jack R explosion
@PrabhjotSingh-xn1rs
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking same
@RayahSlayys7 жыл бұрын
This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^
@SamarIqbal1-2-16 жыл бұрын
“Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣
@MsSecretbitch
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@shlee0810 күн бұрын
The buildup to the end was so good
@tapestrytube3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.
@sean36715 жыл бұрын
Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!
@HH-cj7tz6 жыл бұрын
As an arabic girl I can honestly say that is sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂
@sweetpuppy123453 жыл бұрын
No matter what. Video you see of Russell he always makes you laugh
@daha3074 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't get old!
@Raxxer1993Q87 жыл бұрын
it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂
@wasilaify
6 жыл бұрын
Really? Why do Arab men do this?
@cobra8888
6 жыл бұрын
Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.
@wasilaify
6 жыл бұрын
It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.
@halfvolley11
5 жыл бұрын
Arabs fight with each other a lot.
@hdang19977 жыл бұрын
this is the best😂😂😂
@footcharaf
6 жыл бұрын
why ?
@thedadof2880
6 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang. Nice name Hardshit
@ckil1992
5 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang ]7,%.
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
@@thedadof2880 chutiye south Indian
@fmamamaba14602 жыл бұрын
as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀
@taranajafarova5512 Жыл бұрын
He is so funny. Loved it
@tod46127 жыл бұрын
I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this
@lohithagangalapudi3524
5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese
@essinereb
5 жыл бұрын
And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛
@freshlove7926
5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍
@ashishxoxo
5 жыл бұрын
You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)
@ddardouk
5 жыл бұрын
LEBANON❤
@JsoldierEats4 жыл бұрын
Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend
@himanshu2101924 жыл бұрын
He nailed at last puch line of weapon of destruction.....😂😂😂😂
@wheretopeace3 жыл бұрын
This is the best one i have watched yours till now...and i have watched a lot on your channel
@zoomanime77274 жыл бұрын
as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂
@zoomanime7727
4 жыл бұрын
@@gowtham4671 look look
@ChammazTV
4 жыл бұрын
The same here in Tunisia
@kareemtheeb1478
4 жыл бұрын
Same in Jordan😂😂
@marwa-zp4ce
3 жыл бұрын
Same in morocco 😂😂
@icy9793
3 жыл бұрын
Same in saudi arabia شوف شوف
@mahmoudtaj_eldeen17845 жыл бұрын
BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good
@king91413 жыл бұрын
Hes so good that he makes me forget that im laughing so hard all alone wishing not to wake up my neighbors
@hellbouy4 жыл бұрын
You are simply awesome bro
@mohammedzabara53437 жыл бұрын
ok...go straight then left then right. 😂😂😂
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
OK, you never lie
@elbagrau6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha. Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.
@maiacalenda
4 жыл бұрын
Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?
@Hmmmmmmmm3202 жыл бұрын
Oh man this is so great 😂😂
@toulasantha2 жыл бұрын
More than funny this guys stories are relatable. 👏
@n017kingg75 жыл бұрын
i will never die of cancer LOL
@AHMEDSALEM-nb3oc6 жыл бұрын
I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂
@geetap40982 жыл бұрын
Too good!
@junecarlson24993 жыл бұрын
THIS GUY IS AWESOME!! 👏👏🤗🤗🤩🤩😳😳💕♥️🌹
@mfernando35517 жыл бұрын
Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.
@elp12465 жыл бұрын
Hillariously so ACCURATE! I love this FRESH new approach to comedy and I love seeing ALL of the DIVERSE nationalities out enjoying themselves. Great video!
@GenieHermoso3 жыл бұрын
Saw him in person... he is funny and the comedian we all need in this diverse world....
@fujowpaiyingjowpai2885 Жыл бұрын
He's hilarious. Going to see him live in Atlantic City
Пікірлер: 4 500
why is Russell peters audience is always so diverse.?? its insane.. never seen this in other comedians. Its awesome..
@peachout6227
7 жыл бұрын
That's what make his show very enjoyable. There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh.
@TheVandrell
7 жыл бұрын
'There's always people who can understand his reference and laugh' Mostly the ones that are open to his type of humor anyway. Those stuck within their own culture or narrow minded usually post butt hurt comments on his videos here on KZread.
@peachout6227
7 жыл бұрын
TheVandrell well i said there's always people, not "people always". Clearly, when it comes to sensitive matters not everyone can take it lightly and laugh about it casually, that's totally fine and comprehensible. Aye i dont care what those brats typed on youtube, fuck em', still enjoy RP's shows (My fav is "show me the funny" tho)
@firelive565
7 жыл бұрын
They are strategically placed no segregation...[evil face]
@sattam097
7 жыл бұрын
LEO Bro ا
As a native Arab (Iraqi) I can confirm that we never say "I don't know" we always make up fake answers
@Sajjad.A
4 жыл бұрын
@@fabulous7958 ووين الغلط بالموضوع؟
@bonnie_gail
4 жыл бұрын
Sajjad Ali wow
@ED-TwoZeroNine
4 жыл бұрын
Why? What's wrong with not knowing?
@alijassim457
4 жыл бұрын
As an Iraqi, not all your fingers are the same, so not all are the same as well
@sushmitabora206
4 жыл бұрын
Haha
The best thing about Russel is - Indians love his India jokes, Arabs love his Arab jokes, Chinese love his China jokes, Every damn people love jokes upon them because Russel no matter how he delivers respects people in a lovely silent way ❤️
@jaysteve8048
Жыл бұрын
Whether or not indians, arabs or chinese love his jokes, these are all racial groups who practice blatant anti-black racism and bigotry in the west and in their respective countries. It's no wonder Blacks love his 'Black jokes' weren't mentioned. It had better not been mentioned!
@KapilSingh410
Жыл бұрын
Russell Peters is a legend
@dfrost6766
Жыл бұрын
And he just trashes the Jews without being funny.
@hyamick7584
Жыл бұрын
@@dfrost6766 someone got offended 😆
@Tony-villa94
Жыл бұрын
@dev And all people get offended when white people say the same jokes
Me to my Arab friend: "is this true, you guys never say No?" My Arab friend: *"YES! OF COURSE, we don't use that word"*
@aladdinbenokba6127
3 жыл бұрын
No that’s not true , you are just making stuff up .
@ShakarAhmadi
3 жыл бұрын
This is what a comedian says, not a seriouse man. By the way Ii'm Kurdish not
@TotallyNotElPresidente
3 жыл бұрын
You: Well can you explain to me how that even works? Arab Friend: Okay! So. *insert nonsensical explanation*
@andygaire2668
2 жыл бұрын
@@aladdinbenokba6127 first arab guy to say No.
@gladyscute9153
2 жыл бұрын
😁
Beirut parties are the best *Woman in hijab applauding as if she frequently goes lol*
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Not to night clubs but at Home , we know how to party .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no , we dance , we eate , we take pictures maybe playing some games .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel some beleive it's Haram some don't and some don't Care .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel i beleive in this ( There shall be no compulsion in [acceptance of] the religion. The right course has become clear from the wrong.) Quran I should not judge anyone , only god judge people .
@dania2369
5 жыл бұрын
Tenzin Tsephel no that's not true , give me the names of those countries .
Ok, as an Arab man, I know what this guy is talking about.
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
You don't?
@johnmartin4119
5 жыл бұрын
Do you know how to make a cake? 🎂
@user-hx9od1hl2z
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE CAKE
@johnmartin4119
4 жыл бұрын
troll gamer8133 how do you make it?
@user-hx9od1hl2z
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnmartin4119 OK
That Beirut part hits different now
@GwakGwak-ct8yv
3 жыл бұрын
"they literally party like there's no tomorrow" im dead XD
@sanketwalunj3937
3 жыл бұрын
@@GwakGwak-ct8yv literally tooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it blew up
@_MohdJack
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 u r so mean 😂🤣
@ray_ray_7112
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought also, but then, most good comedy is relevant to the time frame when it was released.
@mr.v3061
3 жыл бұрын
@@sanketwalunj3937 Lmao, that's dark
Who came back here when you heard about the Beirut accident? All prayers go out to the victims and the families.
@holyfinancialempire818
3 жыл бұрын
Bombing? or FireCracker incident?
@Satu_Supari
3 жыл бұрын
@@holyfinancialempire818 Fertilizer
@tonyjohnson9964
3 жыл бұрын
Me!
@RealTalkTodaMax
3 жыл бұрын
you are SOOOOOO misinformed @Ethan Lee
@wisdomleader85
3 жыл бұрын
Donate for Beirut if you can. Prayers can't do much.
“First u get cake, then u make it for 20 min, then u have cake”
@boogeyman1967
5 жыл бұрын
I think he said 'get cake'? =)
@habeebies
5 жыл бұрын
Singer Dex yeah auto correct
@rkbashaykh3917
3 жыл бұрын
It’s the only way! No other way to make cake, baqara. Which means my friend of course.
@timelesssilence2541
3 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@trufhyh2465
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
When he said okay is the funniest thing
@shihabahmed2724
7 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk that's how Arabs talk XD
@anuradhakishore2215
6 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk I
@haydros4722
6 жыл бұрын
It was way too accurate
@dr.mbahaidar2308
6 жыл бұрын
Ngawang Wangchuk kzread.info/dash/bejne/m5ikpKWSg9rLdJc.html
@israellai
5 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how he sets it up and then pays it off repeatedly That's skill
Whenever I'm watching a Russell peters standup i feel like I am travelling the world. It's a beautiful feeling going through all these cultures and their idiosyncrasies.
@imannurhakimzulkafly5079
3 жыл бұрын
IDIOSYNCRASIES means behavior right?
@n9cole480
Жыл бұрын
i think i just learned a new word
@leannemills5666
Жыл бұрын
@@rexrambo7686 c
@mysticman9425
Жыл бұрын
Look at that, a Sanghi preaching about diversity, take you hypocrisy somewhere else.
His audience is diverse and MASSIVE
As an arab i find it very accurate !! Never knew our behaviors can turn out to be jokes ! 😂😂😂😂
@kripanart
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@beyondinfinity6592
5 жыл бұрын
Who said you guys behave? 🤣
@hellicure
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa hakuna matata
@sarathewonderful7561
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa they behave better than westerns to be honest
@hellicure
4 жыл бұрын
hakuna mtataa you never met an arab have you?
His Arab jokes always get me. This one is my favorite. I like the way he delivers and ends it up. Legend.
Im an arab (SyRia) and no matter how many times I've seen this video When i See it again I laugh as hell This guy is simply a genius :D btw EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE FUNNY JOKES
@seriousperson2065
4 жыл бұрын
Ok, cam you tell me a funny joke?
@seriousperson2065
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@NoorAlDeeN1
4 жыл бұрын
A funny joke :3
@koojo9486
4 жыл бұрын
Key Word ok, go straight then left than right
@gamer24xSeven
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah man...!!
I'm Lebanese-Syrian and he's so right about the "okay" and the yelling.
@freepagan
8 ай бұрын
Lebanese and Syrians aren't Arabs. Only Arab speakers
you just can't beat russell peters. man. this cracked me up the hardest in a while
@lordjaraxxus8568
7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma really? My dad shows me his videos, I don't find him funny, im trying to make myself laugh by watching his videos but I don't find him funny
@himanshushukla8086
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@suahabose4100
7 жыл бұрын
Lord Jaraxxus you don't need to tell someone else you don't think he's funny unless they asked lol. Ashwini thinks he's funny, and frankly I agree
@mohammadumarSharif
7 жыл бұрын
Ashwini Sharma kll
@diegocantu3425
6 жыл бұрын
Na he is not funny he is hilarious.
[Arabic accent] "The Yehudis will kill me, well before the cancer can, I don't have to worry about that!"😂😂😂
@gendoruwo6322
5 жыл бұрын
literally, (party like there is) no tomorrow
@ahmedbilal64
5 жыл бұрын
@Sooo Moose ignorant much?
@yasserhamdan7710
5 жыл бұрын
Ali Nassir same here bro :/
@rooost9856
5 жыл бұрын
Chaos wxrld the yahudis?
@capt.raymondholtnypd4822
5 жыл бұрын
@@rooost9856 Arabic for "Jews"
Am iraqi and i can tell you with 100% certainty that this man is telling the truth
Well, As an Iraqi person , i can confirm what he just said , he was describing us so damn well LOL
Teacher: Did you complete your homework? Arab student: Of course, everybody does homework T: Did you bring it? A: Yes, sure T: Then show it A:*nods T: JUST SHOW ME THE EFFING HOMEWORK! A: OK, go straight then left and come back
@samfranco4641
6 жыл бұрын
Steve Larson what the fuck is wrong with you??!?!??
@royaltylw5347
6 жыл бұрын
😂
@oldacc8164
5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 🤣🤣I should say that one day
@ramiramzi8641
5 жыл бұрын
Jaiditya Singh 😂😂😂😂😂
@coffee2535
5 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it?
The "escalator" part is so fkin true. They point u directions and you can either be in limbo or alternate universe
I believe, as an Iraqi Arab citizen, that I have not seen anyone who is more courageous than my community and carries a broad culture.
This is crazy true. I was raised in Saudi Arabia and I remember my dad's Arab friend promising my sister and I a German Shepherd dog. It's been years and I haven't gotten over it.
@monahf
2 жыл бұрын
Tell me did you get or Just waiting? l know a Friend who had the best german Sheperd dogs. Do you want me to contact him?
@souviksikdar1864
8 ай бұрын
That is so sad ,because as kids we tend to believe such people.
Whenever I feel sad, my hand gets out of control, goes to Mouse, goes to your youtube page, and clicks the playlist!
@mohammeddaniyal2239
7 жыл бұрын
0Nasarraja
@user-ex7kr8kf3g
5 жыл бұрын
You don't need to be sad for some Russel Peters
4:19 .. 'Who the hell lies about an escalator?' '𝒃𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒂' 𝒈𝒖𝒚 '😁😁😁
@flaminmongrel6955
6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi I do
@panastiwari
6 жыл бұрын
Arab man!!
@Mohalshabz
6 жыл бұрын
Apparently that guy..
@marioiacolucci
6 жыл бұрын
Hicham Laaberi you are funny dude!
@mediaihsan
6 жыл бұрын
Its not about lie, its about "i don't know" Sometime its so difficult to say that ..
I lived in the Middle East for 4 years. If it weren’t for Russell Peters I never would have made it. Everything he says is true. It’s hilarious. 😂😂😂
@aminemohammed2447
10 ай бұрын
Hi
@Ex.israel-soldier
6 ай бұрын
@@aminemohammed2447why hi?? You want to know her😂❤🎉
His jokes are actually quite clever n well informed. I like how he binds it all together at the end
@mudrasingh7923
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol 😂
@batmanarkham5120
2 жыл бұрын
True
@batmanarkham5120
2 жыл бұрын
As a Pakistani I can tell you that most of his Indian jokes directly fit us as well lol
@dibikagogo5399
Жыл бұрын
@@jimhabsfan You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
@dibikagogo5399
Жыл бұрын
You correct your mistake and your lies. You are the one who told the Iraqis to let it go, but you knew that you were guilty, so you tried to cover up your guilt that the Iraqis said yes, we have enough lies. You are the ones who invented this lie and you convinced the world with your lie.
Why isn't this guy the biggest thing in comedy? Look at that enormous crowd. Phenomenal! So diverse too. Get this guy a show!! He's too funny to ignore.
@baldingeagle8404
Жыл бұрын
Croatia loses to Argentina
That Jew and Arab don't get along joke got silenced 😂
@assou4441
6 жыл бұрын
Eric Cartman what was the joke?
@trbl6151
6 жыл бұрын
Russell played it off he kept going and went onto the next joke immediately
@odaenathus7825
5 жыл бұрын
Afraid of being called "anti-Semitic"
@christopherbryanrenevdacio3549
5 жыл бұрын
That was about the joke of Israel and Palestine that doesn't work together as well, apparently many of them didn't get the joke...lmao
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
I think he knew it's a challenge - it was more like a preparation for what's coming. Then he cracked the Bloomingdale joke, and later the chainsmoker in Beirut certain the 'Yehudi wil kill me before any cigarette'.
That’s very true and spot on lol, I’m an Arab myself and I started paying attention right after I watched this video, with my friend anything I asked him he has an answer ready and started with ok lol 😂
Always gets me every time... thanks russel. Go left then right...
Most people didn't get the joke in the end .. Go Straight from Iraq, Then left, Then Right.. Leads to Afghanistan which is where U.S ended up looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction !!!
@kk8490
5 жыл бұрын
Oh damn😂
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣 how ingenious
@SocialStudiess
5 жыл бұрын
How did you come to that conclusion? Not saying you're wrong, not saying you're right. What's your proof?
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
@@SocialStudiess proof is more than 2000 US soldiers have been killed by TALIBAN
@3wydreamer147
5 жыл бұрын
@@suraj-op2bx taliban was created by the CIA to fight russians. look it up.
My manager was Arab and every time he'd say ''okay'' I'd roll my eyes so fucking hard
@faisalalarfaj5617
6 жыл бұрын
really how is that funny
This is arguably his funniest sitcom. Absolutely hilarious!
Had an Algerian roommate, the "ok" way to start his speeches is so true. But not exactly the way he says it :)
@fastfeets2695
3 жыл бұрын
Algerians are not Arabs
@snowfox9858
3 жыл бұрын
@@fastfeets2695 they are . north africa is full of arabs
@user-xz3lz2cp1q
3 жыл бұрын
Fast Feets Arab is more of a culture nowadays. I’m Algerian, grew up speaking Arabic and around Arabic traditions but ADN wise it’s true we don’t have that much in common with the original Arabs.
@Suite_annamite
2 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend's Algerian, and she can't speak Arabic, and neither do most Algerians here. Just like Poles can't speak Polish.
When Russel said"the Iraq war could have been avoided" there was a little tension and discomfort in the crowd..it was so palpable 😅
@timaa.4379
5 жыл бұрын
That’s because it brings back bad memories
@faustinjudefx8728
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 bro wtf who does that?😂 im from the southern part of india called pondicherry and whatcha tellin is total bullshit
@mojabar4920
4 жыл бұрын
faustinjude fx i live in London mate and i know what i am talking about, respect
@tonysmith6967
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 You might be talking about Indian/South Asian Muslims who try so hard to be seen as Arab.
@jasamkojajesam6108
4 жыл бұрын
@@mojabar4920 nobody cares
His accents are sooo on point. Arab men lie just as much as every other man. He’s tooooo funny... love ya😂😂😂
I can watch this over and over and laugh each time.
Love this guy. Help to recover my gastritis very quick..GBU Russel and your family.
As an arab that was my observation as well, just go to any coffee shop here and no matter whar subject you start, you will find"experts" who can explain to you easily how Quantum Physics work
@maiacalenda
4 жыл бұрын
Is it the same for women, or is it gender-specific?
@HK-dq1eg
4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda it's not gender specific. Women are the same.
@HK-dq1eg
4 жыл бұрын
@@maiacalenda its culture specific.
@Rahul_ke
Жыл бұрын
Experts 😆
@blackmamba9950
5 ай бұрын
This happens in India as well. Older men are experts in everything from space to medicine to AI lol 😅
I am an Arab from Jordan Love all your videos my man Yes everything you said 100% true we don’t know how to say we don’t know
@alien4053
4 жыл бұрын
Lieing is not an attribute to be proud of.
@prince_m_h_d2513
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is only true in your country because I am not like this at all
@xlr8v
4 жыл бұрын
Im from Jordan and most people don't lie, even if we are not sure about something we mention that we are not sure or just say we don't know.
@abousifyazan1578
4 жыл бұрын
I was just kidding don’t you
@alien4053
4 жыл бұрын
@Kal El That's not what Yazan meant. He means that they will never simply say "I'm sorry I don't know" but instead will make up some other bullshit answer. It has nothing to do with not being able to express the phrase "I don't know". I'm pretty sure there is a version of that in every language.
This is absolutely true especially in Egypt. You can ask someone for directions for example and 90% of them will give you the wrong direction instead of them saying "idk" it happened to me many times and it's annoying cuz most of the times you go far from the place you wanna be at.
@kitimbolydia4633
Жыл бұрын
Haahahaa are you an Egyptian??
@ASMM1981EGY
13 күн бұрын
@@kitimbolydia4633 I'm a Genetic Anthropologist, Egyptians are not Arabs already.
i LOVE his Arab accent 😂😂😂 so accurate
@Onlyme2015
Жыл бұрын
so racist
@ginch8300
10 ай бұрын
@@Onlyme2015 stfu it wasn't racist, also Arabic isn't a race, it's just a grouping of a ton of different ethnicities.
5:39 Do you have weapons of mass destruction? Yes, of course! Everybody has weapons of mass destruction 😂😂😂
@NikhileshSurve
5 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldngonie4141 😂 Oh that sounds like a perfect plot for a sequel of _The Dictator._
@l.-.l
4 жыл бұрын
5:39
@vijaydanushkodi4980
4 жыл бұрын
There's actually an ingenious of the joke that you are missing. From Iraq if you go straight, then left, then right. It leads to AFGHANISTAN! Which had weapons of mass destruction.
@NikhileshSurve
4 жыл бұрын
@@vijaydanushkodi4980 But what weapons of mass destruction did Afghanistan had exactly? I'd say pakistan would be perfect.
@Bargains20xx
4 жыл бұрын
@@NikhileshSurve haha sure man! Even the dictator now makes sense to me
This is by far one of the funniest and smartest sketches I've ever seen. Brave to tackle the subject of Arab people, since almost everyone is afraid of talking about them, unless they mean to offend. Instead, RP ended up with sensitive advice for the target,useful information for all the others (Arab men do like the Japanese? Didn't know that!) and made people laugh about a tragedy. Hats off, sir, you really are a Master!
@tylersmith3139
2 жыл бұрын
Never seen anyone scared about taking about Arab people, seems like you're just biased towards them.
Laughing my heart during quarantine
Russel Peters is like a panda: white, black and Asian.
I love how his voice just drops when he's using an Arab accent. 😂😂😂
@mohdd138
4 жыл бұрын
Because you will never find an Arab guy who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet or trying to sing like Maroon 5
@tobyway5093
2 жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 are you sure, I know some who get their eyebrows shaped haha are they women or what?
@mohammedattal8887
2 жыл бұрын
@@tobyway5093 Most arabs are men unlike some Ls in the Lgbtq
@f4wnz132
Жыл бұрын
@@mohdd138 when I was 11, I went through puberty.... for the second time.
@mariebourgot4949
Жыл бұрын
@@mohammedattal8887 Gay.
I can't get enough of this clip. Always makes me laugh to tears. "Okay".
@Chirre1989
6 жыл бұрын
ok
@nageshprabhu6437
Жыл бұрын
@@Chirre1989 🤣
Brilliant piece!!!
i laughed so hard ...this is sooo true as person living in an arab country , which is great 😂😂❤️
Pilot on 911: "I am having a stroke! I can't feel my hands! Are you sure you can fly this plane?" Arab: "Yes of course. Everyone can fly plane." Pilot: "Do you think you could avoid the twin towers?" Arab: "Okay..."
@blackmomo6431
4 жыл бұрын
Nice one 🤣 but RIP to those family
@maanasravishankar5465
4 жыл бұрын
Amadeus 😂😂😂😂😂
@saidzaim4948
4 жыл бұрын
Lool even though this is so fucking racist but ur comment got me laughing out loud lmfaooo
@aliennader758
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah as if you dont know that it was an inside job. 👌
@simmonslack9088
4 жыл бұрын
@@aliennader758 What? The CIA told them to fly straight, turn left and then right???
He not lying I was at Abu Dhabi with the same escalator problem
@DuckFace.
4 жыл бұрын
@@abeerjunaid8872 bcuz you are the one who gives the direction for escilator
@dubaicsgopros5738
4 жыл бұрын
the thing is .. its only indians who work as security .. arabs would work in a shawarma place or a restaurant or perfume place in dubai that is
@lNIESTA34
4 жыл бұрын
prise fucking raciste u use them like slaves, u talk about them like they can do only shit jobs
@iwonk2816
4 жыл бұрын
@@dubaicsgopros5738 lolz wat a lie...no wonder russell pointed out they wont tell you truth lolzz so trueee
It was great how he setup the joke for the punchline.🤣👍
I’m Arab and this got to be the funniest shit ever
Lebanon!!!!!! My home. Everything you said is so accurate. Love your comedy Russell! Director from Toronto.
@johnmellon1820
6 жыл бұрын
Lebon is cool because they're Christian.
@firasharb1454
6 жыл бұрын
No need to throw shade at the Muslims . Lebanon is simply more open minded then any other Arab country has NOTHING to do with Christians so don't be stupid and ignorant . .
@fullthrottle1542
6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon so its cool just cuz there are christians ? 😑
@johnmellon1820
6 жыл бұрын
FULL THROTTLE Well of course. Alcohol is not permitted under Sharia. Have you been living in a cave for the past 1,000 years?
@nonofyourbiz6749
6 жыл бұрын
John Mellon ..but it still happens..
If you've ever had Arab friends you know how true this shit is 😂😂😂
One of the ultimate part of Russell's work. Totally enjoyed it.
Nice one...ties in nicely 👍
I love this man . I have a dream to watch his live performance some day , never got a chance yet. I have seen same videos multiple times . I always find them funny
I like how the Arabs coming on here to confirm lol.
@michellemuskeyn329
4 жыл бұрын
Tomoko I thought that was pretty funny too 😂.
@hazmi911
4 жыл бұрын
Okay, it's just to act less salty
@mysteriousman9731
4 жыл бұрын
Because they are stupid and without dignity
@doniamustafa8667
4 жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousman9731 yeah yeah I know yr fucking stupid don't confirm
@goldenapplegardens2988
4 жыл бұрын
What about Asian mafia , Racists and killing muslims and Christians in Asia ??
Thank. You. Mr. Russell for the laughs in this diffuclt times u crack me up
Absolute classic!
5:21 *”WHAT?! IT WAS JUST THERE, ONE HOUR AGO!”* I’M CACKLING AAHAHHAAHAH
@user-oq9mk7fl5w
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@gooddogg137
4 жыл бұрын
Hey you heard of this joke, it goes Knock Knock Who's there Kenya Kenya who Kenya guess who doesn't have a passport
Love from Iraq 🇮🇶 ❤️
As an Arab, i admit it saying no make you look bad so i have to make up a story 😔😔
This went from funny to sad over the course of a few days.
@Beyondbonds04
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@selfishstockton6123
3 жыл бұрын
It’s still funny
@jackr4777
3 жыл бұрын
Can you explain for me?
@ririban6212
3 жыл бұрын
Jack R explosion
@PrabhjotSingh-xn1rs
3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking same
This guy is so good!! How have I never heard of him before? I've been playing his videos for the past hour.. laughing, cackling rather, trying to muffle my voice, so as not to wake my 3 sleeping, yet rather volatile, bundles of mass destruction. ^_^
“Do you know how to make a cake? Okay! First you get cake!” 🤣
@MsSecretbitch
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
The buildup to the end was so good
This is so accurate. I created a website for a client then an Arab guy took over with zero knowledge of the technologies I used. After some time, he just created a new website and tells the owner that my website isn't compatible on their country so he created a new one. Tech people will know that that is a lie xD.
Ive been watching random stand up on youtube for hours. This guy is the best!!
As an arabic girl I can honestly say that is sooooo true 😂😂😂😂😂
No matter what. Video you see of Russell he always makes you laugh
Doesn't get old!
it's so surprisingly funny how accurate this is! 😂
@wasilaify
6 жыл бұрын
Really? Why do Arab men do this?
@cobra8888
6 жыл бұрын
Overwhelming sense of defeatism. Life is a competition EVEN to the smallest of matters. Not knowing stuff means that you have failed as a person. Hence why a question such as "do you know where the escalator is?" could mean something serious.
@wasilaify
6 жыл бұрын
It means their identity is totally based on how they're looked at by other people. Sad.
@halfvolley11
5 жыл бұрын
Arabs fight with each other a lot.
this is the best😂😂😂
@footcharaf
6 жыл бұрын
why ?
@thedadof2880
6 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang. Nice name Hardshit
@ckil1992
5 жыл бұрын
Harshit Dang ]7,%.
@suraj-op2bx
5 жыл бұрын
@@thedadof2880 chutiye south Indian
as an Arab woman I realized I genuinely never heard an Arab guy say I don’t know 💀
He is so funny. Loved it
I'm Lebanese and i can confirm the accuracy of this
@lohithagangalapudi3524
5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH though this is irrelevant you are one hot Lebanese
@essinereb
5 жыл бұрын
And a very cute one...I'm mexican so I can confirm the accuracy of real handsome guys...because they are the opposite from our guys 😛
@freshlove7926
5 жыл бұрын
Tarek CH - baby boy 😍😍😍😍😍
@ashishxoxo
5 жыл бұрын
You must party like there's no tomorrow.... Invitation wanted. and the blue cigarettes ;)
@ddardouk
5 жыл бұрын
LEBANON❤
Russel peters , kills me all the time he’s a legend
He nailed at last puch line of weapon of destruction.....😂😂😂😂
This is the best one i have watched yours till now...and i have watched a lot on your channel
as an arab in Algeria we start the lie bye "chouf chouf " 😂😂
@zoomanime7727
4 жыл бұрын
@@gowtham4671 look look
@ChammazTV
4 жыл бұрын
The same here in Tunisia
@kareemtheeb1478
4 жыл бұрын
Same in Jordan😂😂
@marwa-zp4ce
3 жыл бұрын
Same in morocco 😂😂
@icy9793
3 жыл бұрын
Same in saudi arabia شوف شوف
BIG hello from Egypt man! you are freaking good
Hes so good that he makes me forget that im laughing so hard all alone wishing not to wake up my neighbors
You are simply awesome bro
ok...go straight then left then right. 😂😂😂
@timomastosalo
5 жыл бұрын
OK, you never lie
Hahahahaha. Everything He said is accurate. Like He grew up with us.
@maiacalenda
4 жыл бұрын
Morello, how come is that so in your opinion? Is it the same for arab women or is it gender-specific?
Oh man this is so great 😂😂
More than funny this guys stories are relatable. 👏
i will never die of cancer LOL
I’m arab and i find this hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Too good!
THIS GUY IS AWESOME!! 👏👏🤗🤗🤩🤩😳😳💕♥️🌹
Love ❤️ this guy. He is by far the consistently the best comedian I have ever come across. Russell Peters you need to get yourself to London.
Hillariously so ACCURATE! I love this FRESH new approach to comedy and I love seeing ALL of the DIVERSE nationalities out enjoying themselves. Great video!
Saw him in person... he is funny and the comedian we all need in this diverse world....
He's hilarious. Going to see him live in Atlantic City