At this point, anybody sitting front row at an Andrew Shultz show is literally begging for it...

@daniboiyy

4 жыл бұрын

word XD

@ma2443

4 жыл бұрын

so true rofl

@AirborneAnt

4 жыл бұрын

People are going to stop seeing him...

@gianpaolos4068

4 жыл бұрын

@@AirborneAnt why would they do that? It's funny you prude

@AirborneAnt

4 жыл бұрын

Gianpaolo S. It’s cheap comedy...you prude lol

So im a pakistani, and once i was in a plane next to a middle aged white lady, she was so scared she had to switch seats with her husband, while they were switching seats i laughed so hard i almost dropped my grenades😂😂😂 EDIT: Im muslim i live in uae i was just making a joke than all the people in the comments started fighting eachother damn its been a year and 12k likes but stop fighting and enjoy the shit joke i made. And just cus im roasting muslims or paks doesnt mean im not muslim or pak, it means i have the right to roast us lol.

@theremnant216

3 жыл бұрын

LOOLLLLLL that was a good one!

@vision3691

3 жыл бұрын

@@ackhmedabdool8313 I can say I am muslim infront of you so you won't kill me, but inside my heart I am not muslim

@MrShaheer

3 жыл бұрын

@@vision3691 ignore him he is fake

@dakshjhamb5514

3 жыл бұрын

@@ackhmedabdool8313 such a asshole

@jagdeepsinghmann33

3 жыл бұрын

@@ackhmedabdool8313 Believeing in a religion out of fear rather than the love of god doesn't seem like it would make god happy.

“Can I use my racism for good” “Oil money or proxy war?” This dude had gems in this clip

@m.c.martin

Жыл бұрын

And to be fair to the girl, she was right that Iran is in-between.

@vishnunamboothiri3686

6 ай бұрын

Not _in between,_ Iran is *BOTH*

@farrel_ra

5 ай бұрын

​@@vishnunamboothiri3686yeahh like Indonesia in south east asia

His geography knowledge is amazing. Truly impressed every time he roasts people, because he shows so much knowledge and culture understanding, it’s wild.

@jonkee2842

Жыл бұрын

His geography knowledge is amazing for an American. There corrected it for you. Millions of non Americans consider schulzs geo/cultural knowledge about average and on par with theirs. But for an American, yes, amazing

@warcriminalinalbania

Жыл бұрын

my name is jelena too lmao

@YNWA-de4cc

Жыл бұрын

@@jonkee2842 completely agree

@granadina48

Жыл бұрын

His geography knowledge is amazing for an American. This is pretty much common sense in the rest of the world.

@scintillam_dei

Жыл бұрын

How smart he is to know that Pissrahell has the sea next to it!! It boggles the mind how erudite this comedian is, that he would be privy to such an oscurity!

“Don’t y’all believe in Jesus?” “Yes” “Then Christmas is Christmas!”😂😂

@eventusvantos2770

4 жыл бұрын

I know it was just comedy but on a serious note They believe in Jesus but not in the same sense. Eg as a prophet not a God.

@raymeester7883

4 жыл бұрын

That joke was so meta. Christmas is Jesus birthdate at least a proxy. Because if you believe in Jesus, Christmas is Christmas.

@itsyourboyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Muslims don't celebrate birthdays and no one really knows the actual day anyway. It's only like xmas in the sense it's a celebration and you dress up with family and buy gifts

@bigfan1041

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsyourboyyy ''Muslims don't celebrate birthdays'' Like, no one's?

@KuwaitiFighters

4 жыл бұрын

Ibrahim Mussa not true. A lot of muslims celebrate birthdays it has nothing to do with religion.

”Are you oil money or proxy war” hahaha amazing

@ICavalcadeI

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, it's crazy how well that actually narrows down the number of possible countries

@aevi09

4 жыл бұрын

ROLLING!!!!!

@kenny3179

4 жыл бұрын

That guy must have it rough though Growing up atheist in a muslim country is hard enough but being jewish is like brutal difficulty

@winstonsmith11

4 жыл бұрын

@Anti-Federalist 1776 "the golden age of jewry"... That has to be offensive to someone. I don't care. Just saying. It sounds hilarious, so it must be offensive.

@047Kenny

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Quixotic crazy... and kinda sad /:

Being Jordanian, Andrew's joke is literally what the whole population is thinking about. His understanding of the region is on point.

@fin_jan

Жыл бұрын

That's ridiculous. Israel knows there's nothing of value in Jordan. They already get accused of apartheid, while the Hashemite minority ruling Jordan whistles past the graveyard.

@JohnSmith-oe5kx

6 ай бұрын

The whole Jordanian population thinks that Israel wants to invade? That’s nuts

@sairamsriram

6 ай бұрын

I genuinely don't think they have any interest in taking over Jordan. They just want to expel all Palestinians to Jordan, which will cause you major problems (i read about the civil war just yesterday)

@sairamsriram

6 ай бұрын

@rhinnawi95 - I think Oman tops the chill-meter. They're literally Switzerland.

@winstonchinogwenya7520

4 ай бұрын

Just saw your comment and they are destroying the buffer zone and coming for you now

I love how he gets people to laugh at themselves and don’t get offended. Everyone should be able to laugh like this and stop getting so butt hurt.

How to be safe in a Andrew Schulz stand-up? 1. Don't get the front seats. 2. Don't get the middle seats. 3. Don't be white, black, Asian, brown, woman, man, Muslim, Punjabi or Indian. 4. Get the DVD.

@AdityaDeo-cg6eu

3 жыл бұрын

Punjabi are indian

@rishabhsharma53

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdityaDeo-cg6eu tbf they could be Pakistani too

@rishabhsharma53

3 жыл бұрын

@Mandeep singh bruv I'm not talking about where they live. I'm talking about origins. There's a Punjab province in Pakistan and a Punjab state in India. That's what I was talking about. Even the ones living in other countries than the 2 have their roots laid in original Punjab only

@0plp0

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdityaDeo-cg6eu If you mean hindu then they are not. Indian only becouse they land is in India.

@0plp0

3 жыл бұрын

@Sohrab The Socialist If you mean religion then yes. I mean the tribe or how can we them call. They are Punjabi, Pakistani, Hindu, Bengali etc.

“Using racism for good” man Andrew is the funniest 😂

@aj6365

4 жыл бұрын

She's dumb , it is not in any way related to Jesus. There is two eids in the year. One after end Ramadan"fasting" , second Eid after Pilgrims go to Mecca .

@aj6365

4 жыл бұрын

@Jiggahata1 they are all dumb , you made me watched again found another bullshit, Mubarak =blessed , so blessed Eid . Happy Eid =Eid sa'ead . If you see some one named Mubarak his name mean blessed, "Barack "Obama name is variation from the verb, Mubarak ; Barack = blessing . There is something , ppl from middle East rarely says I don't or I'm not sure , they have to always run thier trap

@thetruthSL

4 жыл бұрын

So many *defamation-lawsuits* against him...dont think that offensive humour is making it to a Netflix special. Not gonna happen for jewlsy parrotnose.

@samarjeetbhonsle6000

2 жыл бұрын

@@aj6365 ur dumb to take anything they say seriously

@audhumbla6927

2 жыл бұрын

its true! ive been called a racist but im just very interested in geneaology, cultures, history, anthropology and such! :D i try to be sensitive ofcourse but sometimes im "wierd" yk. (the same people calling me racist also asked how i could speak to a gypsy beggar... as if youd have to be insane to speak to them.. so i dont take their word serious haha)

0:12" trying to blow up the country or sneak in" got me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

He roasted me without offending me, and actually made me laugh! Amazing, great job Andrew

I love how educated he actually is about the region. It’s refreshing.

@laice34

3 жыл бұрын

Religion

@2steaksandwiches665

3 жыл бұрын

@@laice34 religion or region. Either way he gets it

@josephassiryani9174

3 жыл бұрын

yeahhhh I’m Jordanian and Palestinian and I’m popping off over this rn lol

@tanjimsayedtechinfo

3 жыл бұрын

are you saying "woah white people know things about us, this is so crazy" ?

@2steaksandwiches665

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanjimsayedtechinfo no I’m saying most comedians make stupid penis jokes and many are morons. This guy isn’t it.

This guy looks like zlatan ibrahimovic"s younger brother

@lalineaa

4 жыл бұрын

hardcore herbivore 😂😂😂

@papikoykoy

4 жыл бұрын

Hardcore herbivore LOL

@runkurgan

4 жыл бұрын

Someone had to take the brains in the family!

@ibitorucookey-gam7503

4 жыл бұрын

Yo true

@someguy2744

4 жыл бұрын

Srebren Ibrahimović Zlatan means golden, Srebren means silver. (Serbo-Croatian)

KZread suggesting this video during the ongoing war between Israel and Hamas has got to be darkest humor it can come up with.

@RobinGooskens

Ай бұрын

Omg, has it been 5 months already...

This guy is the greatest crowd work comedian ever and quickly becoming my favorite comic he don’t even need material he just goes in on the people up front I wonder if he hand picks who sits up front

@deecohen1383

Жыл бұрын

Also check out Gianmarco Soresi

He never has a set. He just clowns on the crowd on the spot. Genius.

@asongforthemostbeautifulwo6476

4 жыл бұрын

You gotta have balls to do that, it must be really hard to entertain people with no prep

@fruityflocoboy

4 жыл бұрын

Chris Ryan and the fact that hes very knowledgeable behind stage for him to create his jokes is just outstanding

@ShaNicAify

4 жыл бұрын

I think he has a set, he's just throwing the freestyle parts on youtube, and keeping the real written jokes for the tour/special

@massapower

4 жыл бұрын

I'll give him credit for pissing off any haters.. Love INURFACE Comedy. But paying to watch someone work the crowd .. NO THX 🙄

@massapower

4 жыл бұрын

He's not Don Rickles, that's for sure 🙄

"oil money or proxy war" I can't breath

@syasya3722

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@skiesboi

3 жыл бұрын

I loved that comment too. It was magnificent.

@mememe495

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get the proxy war thing. Can someone please explain

@skiesboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@mememe495 so, Iran, Kuwait, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Qatar and Bahrain all have oil money. Syria, Lebanon and Yemen are in civil war/have civil strife where Iran and Saudi Arabia (among others) are investing in differing sides of the conflict, hence the proxy war.

@lebpapi2105

3 жыл бұрын

@@skiesboi there’s no civil war in Lebanon habib

KZread algorithm recommendation timing is not wierd (October, 2023) 💀💀

It would take a long time for world’s best comedy writers to come up with Mubarak at the end. This is one of my favorite Andrew moments. Razor sharp.

"Oil money? Or proxy war?" 😂😂😂

@squeet6831

4 жыл бұрын

That was the best line ever! I kinda wanna use that when meeting Middle Eastern people. But...I'll probably get shot.

@akn_Ent.

4 жыл бұрын

Squeet get bombed

@sageofthepsychopaths341

4 жыл бұрын

Annaelle Nduwayezu am arabian can confirm, we out here like creepers

@akn_Ent.

4 жыл бұрын

Kuuhaku Nai HAHAHAHHSKSKKAJSSK

@nickbooth6816

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

If yall don't know new York comedy club is Andrews home court. He comes here to work out most of his material.

@mihailkolev992

4 жыл бұрын

You better appreciate how lucky you are! This guy is a legend in the making

@brother6379

4 жыл бұрын

@@chefitectyang6904 no this is a actual comedy club called "The new York comedy club".

@regulatorsmountup4931

4 жыл бұрын

If I visit the US I’m definitely sitting in a Andrew Schulz front row

@damienkphoto

4 жыл бұрын

How often is he here? I check a lot of the times and only saw him on there a few but never got to see him irl ::

@treefiddytwoo

4 жыл бұрын

yeah no shit

He roasts them in good taste and at the same time he is learning and understanding at the same time. Respect Mr. Schulz, don't change your format.

Traveled the globe and this dude knows culture like almost no one else I have worked or traveled abroad with. Incredible.

Maybe this is how we defeat racism: we learn,roast and laugh

@lorgotsbrig8494

3 жыл бұрын

To many snowflakes out there to actually work

@paulac.munoztorres

3 жыл бұрын

I love that perspective.

@xXfrazzzXx

3 жыл бұрын

thats a great idea lets start by reading what the talmud says about gods unchosen

@dillpickle5486

3 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't work while your relatives are still being killed ....

@djlutz9443

3 жыл бұрын

@@lorgotsbrig8494 response of the day. Words hurt people’s feelings. It’s mind blowing

Shulz has a higher than average grasp of geography for an American.

@karltheman266

3 жыл бұрын

Quirky Purple higher than (American) average is still lower than average...

@JarthenGreenmeadow

3 жыл бұрын

@@karltheman266 Not really. You think the average person on the earth knows anything about countries outside their own? You forgetting the massive poverty most people live in?

@RDowney3

3 жыл бұрын

He's higher than average in the world - he has to know it so he can make fun of anyone.

@martinturykippervik3894

3 жыл бұрын

@devilintent Why would you care so much about other cultures? Well considering how your country is the absolute melting pot for all ethniceties and cultures of the world, maybe it wouldn't kill you to know a bit more about the people living next door to you in your own damn country. Staggering amounts of ignorance here...

@martinturykippervik3894

3 жыл бұрын

@devilintent Didn't realize you were native american. Of course that would explain why you are so mad about all the europeans and other cultures effectively wiping your own culture out when they came over and made the USA you so love today. But hey, you are free to be dismissive and angry. As for wiping my culture out, come on over to Norway and go right ahead, no one is stopping you from trying. Peace and love dude

Bwahahhaha the Mubarak at the end, he totally got it as Mubarak also means congratulations! cracked me the fuck up

Not everyone have that kind of knowledge and not everyone can do spontaneous joke like you do. You are a legend.

If he was a history teacher I would never miss class 😂😂😂

@mobshiftofficial

4 жыл бұрын

Ong he should be one

@far5415

2 жыл бұрын

Same XD

@rashidkhalid3970

2 жыл бұрын

I had a teacher at school who always use to have a go at the ones that misbehaved And tried roasting them and had a go at every one he didn't even excuses the parents attack 😊

@Lucille666

2 жыл бұрын

I have a history teacher like this

@UndeadJohnGaming

Жыл бұрын

saaame

"Is that your daughter?" "No" "Mubarak"

@hajarjadouli3984

4 жыл бұрын

I Don't get it

@dorkmax7073

4 жыл бұрын

@@hajarjadouli3984 He's saying congratulations. Its not his daughter, so he gets to hit that

@hajarjadouli3984

4 жыл бұрын

@@dorkmax7073 hhhhhhhhhhhh thanks

@dorkmax7073

4 жыл бұрын

@@hajarjadouli3984 ههههه

@NouinouH

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking died

I have a new worst fear: knowing less about my country of origin than andrew.

This is my morning routine lately. I wake up at 5 am and watch Andrew Schulz clips for a half hour before I get ready for work.

His script goes: 1.Joke 1....nvm 2.Improv

@nightmares8213

4 жыл бұрын

It's more like: 1. Joke 1 2. Look in the front row 3. Profit from there

@TheForbiddenOne55

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he tells a single joke just to warm the crowd up, to let them know what's about to go down... then he just starts ripping into those mfs 😂😂

"That's the one bad investment Jews have made". Priceless

@martalevin4829

3 жыл бұрын

they have an army to protect them so not that bad.

@jakelee7083

3 жыл бұрын

@@martalevin4829 They got guns but no oil. So just proxy war XD

@alicewhite_1818

3 жыл бұрын

Or rather, "worthless"

@cjtalks25

3 жыл бұрын

CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT DOES IT MEAN

@sakshamtyagi7347

3 жыл бұрын

@@cjtalks25 Jews are for the world what Gujararis are for us Indians. They have a stereotypical image of being good with business but Israel, which is a country with a Jew majority, doesn't have any oil. Thus it was one bad investment to chose Israel as their land despite being good with business

As an Aussie, I appreciate that these people can have a laugh about themselves. That's what it was like when I was a kid. Having a laugh about our differences. Unfortunately people now see it as racist rather than actually appreciating our differences .. there was a saying when i was growing up... if people aren't making fun of you, then they don't like you. My ethnic mates used to call us skips, after Skippy the kangaroo, a character in a tv show. It was all good, as long as you weren't actually trying to hurt their feelings. It's all about context and intentions to me.

@aidanmartin7923

Жыл бұрын

As an a Aussie, I can say some of this still exists.

@km0764

Жыл бұрын

Indeed. Especially with tradies where I live, or around mates.

@joanstepleton1637

14 күн бұрын

People who abuse innocent joking with actual backhanded compliments/joking put downs are to blame also. It works both ways. People need to be less sensitive and others need to stop being @$$holes under the fake guise of joking.

Yo this dude knows a lot of things about different cultures. Salute!

The fact that he said “Mubarak” at the end shows his fucking super instincts and on the spot masterstrokes 😂🙌🏼

@TA-tg1cf

4 жыл бұрын

#blessed ;)

@killerblingxbl

4 жыл бұрын

To translate for everyone else, Black people: My nigga. White people: Well done, sir.

@yomammasboo713

4 жыл бұрын

@@killerblingxbl 😂😂thnx I was wondering lmao

@loozakhdar522

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he got it

@willinguyen1

2 жыл бұрын

That was a perfect delivery

Schulz actually looks mad middle-eastern.

@Allinda.

4 жыл бұрын

He really does look 100% middle eastern I was shock he's not I know a Saudi guy look like his twin

@TheSination

4 жыл бұрын

Ask a Middle-eastern man to shave his beard and there is a white man.

@Jblah

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheSination yup thats how u recognize the "fakes" lol

@redkingoldhero38

4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Lajara i think ive heard him say his mom i scottish, but still schulz is a german name, and he doesnt have the scot phenotype at all

@kashmunnee1

4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Lajara Wrong!!He is of German, Irish, and Scottish descent

Anyone that can just make jokes on the fly while communicating to a RANDOM audience member for this long and be funny is fucking amazing.

This guy's whole set is crowd work and I'm here for it.

I'm always amazed at how well people play along. Every clip reminds me that the outrage mob really is small and the freedom of comedy and expression can still flourish

@Gerkan23

4 жыл бұрын

Thats true xD

@MaharnabBaruah

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck off, dude. I am here to prove you wrong.

@sarcasm-83

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah if one of those perpetually offended professional victims ended up in there, I think it'd be the first time we would literally see someone's entire skull explode from being upset.

@sarcasm-83

4 жыл бұрын

@@MaharnabBaruah I'm pretty sure you alone trying to cause outrage is the very definition of "really small"

@sarcasm-83

4 жыл бұрын

@Generic White Man Except when twitter tweetards decide to start trending about something and media laps it up, spreading it around globally until people are forced into censorship and/or public apologies. I wish that shit wasn't real.

I just love how much he knows about places all over the world

@sujas7939

4 жыл бұрын

That's what he does for living.

@sofiapaakkonen3731

4 жыл бұрын

He's social, he constantly meets new people that's why. And he's curious and smart

@MrKhoshkhial

4 жыл бұрын

this means u know nothing about middle east too. Dude most of the things he said was according to hollywood movies :D pls travel here and see how different everything it is with what you've got from western media.

@metatronatra

4 жыл бұрын

Best way to find humour in things is to know more things

@danielstudart2062

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrKhoshkhial nah, i'm good.

This dude doesn't even need to write jokes he can do a whole set off the crowd dude is 1 of the best to do it

Hilarious

I love the way he includes his audience; it’s basically a conversation

@Movie2Documentary

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like a storyteller at the camp fire, haha. They too gotta laugh extremely fake to get the audience going around the camp fire, Lol, part of the act.

@zakidine

4 жыл бұрын

There's one great french comedian called Kheiron who does this as well

@bobbowie9350

3 жыл бұрын

Crowd work means no material

@babyjeevitha

3 жыл бұрын

Like Russel Peters

@XxXHardcoreshredderxXXxxxxxxxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobbowie9350 no material but being creative and funny on the fly is way more impressive

Iran: we are not rich World: what’s that stack of gold behind you

@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356

4 жыл бұрын

stenbak88 oh we dont have nukes 😏

@bamdad19996

4 жыл бұрын

Iranians aren't rich tho.

@dominickschrute3084

4 жыл бұрын

@@bamdad19996 lmao true

@ballwrsgalaxy8503

4 жыл бұрын

@@bamdad19996 depends on where you look in iran

@bamdad19996

4 жыл бұрын

@@ballwrsgalaxy8503 I'm from Iran and I'm telling you we aren't rich. We just go to school till masters or PHD and get a high paying jobs. Non of us are really born rich.

His comedy is so on point , like I get that some may think that he may sound a bit racist, but credits for him for actually looking up cultures and religions before joking about it.

That “Palestine is the buffer” line didn’t age well 😂😂😂

@Hardy_H_H

5 ай бұрын

failed attempt at humor, the buffer he talks about is west bank, Israel attacked Gaza, opposite direction, same people but different section, and Jordan will Never be in danger with Israel. But i like the way you think.

Andrew actually looks very Arab/Jewish. He can definitely be Lebanese.

@privateindividual9593

4 жыл бұрын

He's a Borat

@deda9829

4 жыл бұрын

@@adad-ec6ht then you probably don't know how most middle easterners look like and follow bullshit American media

@DemetriosLevi

4 жыл бұрын

@@adad-ec6ht Guys, the Arab world is all different ethnicities. Lebanese look just like Greeks. They're just another Mediterranean people. And no, he isn't Italian either

@28Justchecking

4 жыл бұрын

@@adad-ec6htsince you said he looks Italia, this means he can easily pass to a Spanish, Greek and Lebanese we look a like Hahah I'm Lebanese and I can confirm that pple always speaks with me in Italian , Spanish or Greek and when i tell them no I'm Lebanese they are sure we make the same mistake haha P.S: Lebanese doesn't look Arab nor a big part of them doesn't.

@DT-kc7fd

4 жыл бұрын

HE'S A LESBIANESE?

I think I speak for the people when I say Andrew Schulz is a real gem on KZread.

@hussainkhuraibet2220

4 жыл бұрын

Ya that's literally his game he skipped out on the netflix specials to do his own shit and he did it good

@lime4

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

@FluffyMatzahBalls

4 жыл бұрын

Am people. Can comfirm. Made my morning coffee time exponentially better

@ChuckBeefOG

4 жыл бұрын

Good to see edgy comedy in 2019. Even if he does steal jokes from Owen Benjamin. Nick DiPaolo is also good.

@ryankasik7911

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

The reason he can get away with this is because he actually knows generalities of other countries, he never insists a joke/works with the audience member to guage their comfort, and never focuses on one person for too long.

That 'Mubarak' at the end 😍🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfect.

"What is inland?! Nothing important." Yep. I lost it.

This guy seems to have such cool vibes in all of his shows. It seems like a community get together where everyone is having fun and not taking anything seriously. This is what comedy should be all about.

@LaLiLuLeLoX

4 жыл бұрын

You know what....maybe that's the secret!! Getting the audience a bit intimately involved!! He does it really really well!! It's amazing to watch!!

@AM-or5mi

4 жыл бұрын

@@LaLiLuLeLoX Yes, absolutely!

@infiniteqwerty7623

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah m8 in the us you are really weak why? Because you are too politically correct in my country (lebanon whe fought isis with jokes the day after 3 suicide bombers nothing happened no one talked about we just made jokes about them coming back to blow up the streets cz there is a lot of traffic

@NLTops

4 жыл бұрын

Humour makes life's difficulties more bearable. Incidentally, it also means that people who have "had it easy" tend to have a really bad sense of humour.

@NLTops

4 жыл бұрын

@He-Man ! Not the entire west. It's just that it currently gets you condemned for doing it in public. So everyone that isn't a PC Progressive just makes their dark jokes amongst the people they know will appreciate it.

That Mubarak joke in the end is one of the funniest pieces of comedy I've ever come across

Good stuff! I love how you make fun of everyone!!🤗

"Are you trying to blow up the country or sneak into it" 😂😂😂😂

This man probably has a Master's degree in Political Science

@himul9526

4 жыл бұрын

Ummmn no actually. He just knows a few countries from middle east but then again that's way above average for American standards.

@honkykong7389

4 жыл бұрын

A master's degree to have a vague understanding of middle Eastern countries?

@aminman15

4 жыл бұрын

@@himul9526 He drops facts on many countries outside the middle east. OP was just making a joke, btw.

@prez_chesspresso

4 жыл бұрын

"are you oil money or proxy war?"

@universalconquest4447

4 жыл бұрын

This is just basic knowledge for us in the higher IQ brackets...

the "israel is pissed about not having oil money" joke hits quite different today

I love how he cracks himself up all of the time. This guy is the shit!

This is not being a racist, he’s actually teaching us about different cultures while making it funny. All good to me!

@geoffbeyer1873

Жыл бұрын

@Nonsense User He's using his racism in a good way, so, it's not actually racist

@linateacup

Жыл бұрын

How I’ve heard it put is “racial but not racist” jokes All his references aren’t made out of ignorance (a key factor in racism) and he’ll stop to clarify mid-show, so both he and the audience learn something new. Definitely “racist in a good way” is a hilarious way to put it but those of us who understand comedy know, if we dissect it, it’s only half true, depending on how you define racism. Many times, a good racist joke isn’t racist at all.

@sinnerman9811

Жыл бұрын

Every body who proud of their culture is Racist in a way 🤐

@manwithballsonarm6775

Жыл бұрын

@Nonsense User sorry but making jokes isn't racist. Him actually believing what he says and being serious about it would be racist. Now go outside

@nullunit

Жыл бұрын

It's like the whole point of comedy that some seem to have forgotten or as so ultra-sensitive that even jokes are taken at face value. You make fun of stupid shit, deconstruct it and make fun of it some more. Until we can all laugh at it. He is really good, he can pull the crowd on his side quick.

Andrew looks like a skinny Wario with that stache. Everyone getting roasted.

@shaolinslumz2702

4 жыл бұрын

I forgot /.- its Waluigi

@forrestmaccready6023

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaolinslumz2702 WAAAAAAAAAAAHH!

@lambchop3916

4 жыл бұрын

Swuay Dilla aka. Waluigi

@thevibe7415

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH HE DOES

@benvalenz1888

4 жыл бұрын

Walugi...

I never seen a comedian work jokes with audience like this amazing

4 years later there's a war Andrew is a Psychic and dope ass Comedian.

Why is everyone just now noticing Schulz's intelligence like he hasn't been proving he's on another level for many years lmao

@SaulBedMan

4 жыл бұрын

First time seeing him at all.

@izzatirfan1995

4 жыл бұрын

You must be an american thinking that if you know some general knowledge, you’re intelligent.

@villainova8941

4 жыл бұрын

@@izzatirfan1995 There's more than just general knowledge being displayed throughout Schulzs career. You must love and be jealous of America to bring it up when its irrelevant.

@izzatirfan1995

4 жыл бұрын

Villainova americans are well known for being ignorant. That’s why you’re impressed by people knowing some common knowledge

@villainova8941

4 жыл бұрын

@@izzatirfan1995 You're so insecure that you have to say everything Schulz has said is common knowledge to prove you're some sort of intelligent, and ontop of that bring up something so irrelevant to the conversation that it just shows you obsess over America and Americans

I just gotta pause for a second and say "Mubarak" literally means Blessed not happy.

@momame8258

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that shit throw me off till the point I wasn’t paying attention to what happen afterwards

@adeelansari6497

4 жыл бұрын

But he played the "MUBARAK" card on the perfect time. Loved it!!

@Alkiel

4 жыл бұрын

...but in the New International Version....

@imslowerthanlight.1739

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Mubarak meant congrats

@ghadasaud5262

4 жыл бұрын

@@imslowerthanlight.1739 Nope congrats is "mabrok". Quite similar.

The woman whistling was a vibe.

the last "mubarak" was on point my man:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

andrew: is she your daughter? audience: No Andrew: (with a big smile) Mubarak...

@lelouchvibritannia4028

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but reading this is somehow funnier than that actual part of the video. 😂

@tinychamberz

4 жыл бұрын

Gratz, you watched it!

@mauricioweisner6567

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it, could you explain me please?

@mauricioweisner6567

4 жыл бұрын

@Sarah Alsh I was reading other comments and they said was because a big guy was sitting with a girl, and it wasnt his daugther, they were a couple, sorry for my english :(

@manbunmyname5866

4 жыл бұрын

Fist bump was for the pimp daddy moves, bringing a hot girl half your age... and sitting in the front row.

I love how Schulz is low key incredibly knowledgeable about world affairs and geopolitics.

@malcolm.kelner

4 жыл бұрын

Modern Savage25 good point!

@heeeresjohnny7503

4 жыл бұрын

ya but whoya kiddin? You gotta be at lest jewish, to say the things he's sayin. A WASPy white dude, could never get away with this shit...

@WakeBakeTV

4 жыл бұрын

@Heeeres Johnny Hate to burst your bubble but he actually is as WASP as you can be. His background is Welsh and Scottish or something but he’s definitely not Jewish. So he’s literally the definition of WASP.

@heeeresjohnny7503

4 жыл бұрын

@@WakeBakeTV Doubt it. How much you wanna bet he is part jewish? His last name is a common German-jewish name

@stsk7

4 жыл бұрын

He's not "incredibly knowkegable" he's average. how low is your bar for knowledge?

That Mubarak at the end was hilarious lmao

Protect him at all costs , he's a gem 💎

Andrew Schulz is really becoming a legend before our eyes

@prometheuscastles

4 жыл бұрын

Yessir. He will have an amazing career in comedy.

@oIDomiNatioNz

Жыл бұрын

@@prometheuscastles Just about 2 years later and you're right

He's a trauma free comedian, so free.

@shamachelon

Жыл бұрын

Paul Mooney would say “free, white, and 21”

@Li_Mei168

Жыл бұрын

Im muslim, i like dark jokes😂

@insatiableone2334

Жыл бұрын

What do you mean trauma free? How can you tell?

@NateO123

Жыл бұрын

@@insatiableone2334 he isn't quivering in his boots that a joke will ruin him. He's never had to sweat it cuz he gives no shits about being sensitive about his audience or any morons that might get bent out of shape over what he's saying. We could just eject the "trauma" and say that he's "free." And he's maybe the funniest new comedian we've seen in a decade.

This man crowds work is amazing 😂😂😂

The girl who said that Eid is Muslim Christmas doesn’t know what she’s talking about. Eid is Eid and Xmas is Xmas.

Isreal has an oil well, it's called the USA.

@bigtimes1

3 жыл бұрын

Actually look up the Leviathan fields. Israel has had oil for the last 8 years.

@mob1d1ck

3 жыл бұрын

bigtimes1 it’s a fcking joke

@EatYourVegs

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigtimes1 That's natural gas

@hamberbar

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a sneaky-humorous way to reframe a partnership that both sides make profits from.

@snaketheadversary6964

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Good to see crowds like this still exist. Wouldn't want to try this material at a college campus.

@Karan-Aujla

2 жыл бұрын

Who do you think makes up a majority of his audience? Getting offended about something that hasn't even happened; typical conservitard.

@pepincuatro2865

2 жыл бұрын

@@Karan-Aujla Not students at Yale that's for sure

@HA-ug4qu

2 жыл бұрын

@@Karan-Aujla and u must be a really civilised person

@Karan-Aujla

2 жыл бұрын

@@HA-ug4qu You got any evidence to the contrary?

@Karan-Aujla

2 жыл бұрын

@@pepincuatro2865 Again, tiny sample size, GIANT generalization.

I love the last one "Cause you guys no place that like home outside the Beverly hills 😂" gotcha!

the title plus that mustache and haircut ,bro is onto something

This is what our culture needs. Laughter , music, open mind heals. This dude has genius on the spot comedy. He should be famous

@disclaimer.imjokin

Жыл бұрын

@Golden 👑 you can make a joke about anything

@ahmedzakikhan7639

Жыл бұрын

What culture are you speaking of ?

@shroomboy432

Жыл бұрын

And weed

@miketexas4549

Жыл бұрын

I thought Michael Richards racist rant was way funnier than this one.

these jokes in 2019????? man is BRAVE

@luvbig41

4 жыл бұрын

No!!! He said nothing hateful. He certainly didn't have anything hateful in his heart about it. He even said himself that it he couldn't come up with any jokes in the middle of the conversation.

@paigewatsonx1512

4 жыл бұрын

You're just a pussy

@airraverstaz

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, don't be a pussy.

@terrorkaze486

3 жыл бұрын

He is like last night long beach griffy

@nobutsure

3 жыл бұрын

Its New York also.

So the jewish guy said no to being from Israel and said Iran? Thats a first!

As soon as i saw the title... I knew it was a banger...!

With these jokes, u can tell his ONLY intention is to make people laugh. He literally says he’s just tryna find the funny. His intention ain’t to offend at all. THAT’S a comedian. 💯👏🏼👏🏼

@theusualsuspect9076

3 жыл бұрын

He actually found alot of "funny" in it. He just doesn't want to risk his life

@theusualsuspect9076

3 жыл бұрын

He actually found alot of "funny" in it. He just doesn't want to risk his life

"You have no home outside of Beverly Hills" - Schulz' observational skills is mint.

@Mia-bigbooty

4 жыл бұрын

Faraz Hedayat ikr like that was spot on

@bigtimes1

3 жыл бұрын

That shit had me on the floor.

OMG! As someone who shares both ancestries, I am impressed with this comedy. It is gold!

Honestly, he ended that with the perfect little bow on the present to the audience. Like, mean. Chef's kiss.

The only comedy show where front row seats r cheaper than back row seats

The correct translation of the word “mubarak” is “blessed”

@thisisbawa

4 жыл бұрын

Pascale S. Nope

@kg6198

4 жыл бұрын

@@thisisbawa Yes. It's closest meaning is "blessed" ...

@SimplyaGameAholic

4 жыл бұрын

@@kg6198 actual not closest

@kg6198

4 жыл бұрын

@@SimplyaGameAholic the word مبارك is the active participle of بارك which means to bless, or give one's blessing, sanction and consent. In this case, عيد مبارك, best translated to have a "blessed 'īd" or "blessed celebration". Since you want to deny, then enlighten us. But ^ I gave my evidence as to why it would be translated as "blessed"

@SalmaMohamed-vx7me

4 жыл бұрын

Mubarak means blessed! Saeed means happy!

“What do you call that, Petra? That’s a nice thing to look at, whats beneath there?”😂😂😂 underrated joke

I love that he used Mubarak appropriately even though the person explaining it did not do a good job translating. I am impressed.

He needs a special named “ front row”

@kayligo

4 жыл бұрын

Deea Danaila roast row

@sisamusudroka3000

4 жыл бұрын

He has one, like 15min of roasting the front row

@judescott215

4 жыл бұрын

He made a crowd work special

@absknd12

4 жыл бұрын

He literally released a "Crowd Work Special" like 2 weeks ago

@neelmoudgil4962

4 жыл бұрын

It exists, it’s called a The Crowd Work Special

15 Yemen Road, Yemen. That's the only thing ik about Yemen

@robertreynolds9228

4 жыл бұрын

Yea chandler to get rid od the chick. Good one.

@Ibnassad

4 жыл бұрын

chandler to janice

@defencebangladesh4068

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@shivangikandpal417

3 жыл бұрын

Lol😂

@bigeric1030

3 жыл бұрын

“When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you?” -Chandler Bing to Yemeni woman getting on flight with him.

Lol good timing with the mubarak at the end 😂

The amount of knowledge this guys has is impressive.

Him: doesn't know what eid Mubarak Also him: know everything about middleeast conflict

@wavell14

2 жыл бұрын

Stupid comment

@sirgurnsalot4044

2 жыл бұрын

Would make more sense for someone to know about global events rather than a religious holiday that they don’t practice

@deepaparakkal4241

2 жыл бұрын

He's not muslim, he's more likely to know about a global event, rather than a religious holiday, which he isn't a part of.

@fawazgerhard2742

Жыл бұрын

Not everything but impressive for an american

@_friedtofu

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I am just glad that people laughed and didn't get up and walk out

@izzylandyt

4 жыл бұрын

John Boo I think they just feel bad for the guy. He’s trying so hard to be funny 😅

@14DANESSJ

4 жыл бұрын

He was barely offensive

@blitva1

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's not mean.

@kerrzUSR

3 жыл бұрын

@@naghamm2 so sensitive that you can't laugh at yourself man hahaha

@naghamm2

3 жыл бұрын

@@kerrzUSR bahhaah, you don't know me lmao

Andrew literally could pass as Middle Eastern or Jewish … that’s the irony

Andrews chemistry with the audience is something else man