Thanks for the support gang!

@creampuff966

3 жыл бұрын

One of the best I've seen on this channel, great work Maher!

@zac3392

3 жыл бұрын

Hey My Hair! Har har great joke for ur next set! Ok u were very funny, best on Dry Bar since Robert Mac. Great content, timing, and accents. Hope to see you live!

@mahermatta9393

3 жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 thanks! I like Robert too.

@heyoka75

3 жыл бұрын

You are HILARIOUS, you have a real talent. Best of luck to you 🥰

@rn2511

3 жыл бұрын

Bow bow... one of the best sets on Dry bar!!! Right from the first sentence.

-“I’m from the Middle East” -“You mean like St. Paul-Minneapolis?” 🤣

@susanmercurio1060

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@NightOfCrystals

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@zandaroos553

3 жыл бұрын

I mean if he asked “like Detroit or Grand Rapids” that would be a valid question

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

@@zandaroos553 I was thinking like Buffalo or Rochester or Seneca Falls!

@jeslyny9692

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Oh no the door hinge laugh lady is back 😂

@LuvinHim1518

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOSH I THOUGHT THE SAME THING AND YELLED OUT THE LADY IS BACK 🤣😂

@Retro_D

3 жыл бұрын

it pierces my brain everytime she opens that door....

@bizarro7

3 жыл бұрын

I can't "unhear" the door hinge laugh lady now that you pointed that out LOL

@blitzzbob5643

3 жыл бұрын

Yep she is a regular at the Drybar. I hear her on so many of these.

@paulbraunstein2290

3 жыл бұрын

I love it

The girl with the laugh is back!

@97illiniman

3 жыл бұрын

@Joan Cares Its like a see saw at an old park

@phantomcyrano

3 жыл бұрын

Is that what they're calling whoever is beating that poor dog in the back row?? 😭😂

@YouAwakeYet

3 жыл бұрын

That's her right!!!!!!!????? I heard that laugh in another dry bar comedy show

@jnolbeast5825

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantomcyrano 😂😂😂

@PilotVBall

2 жыл бұрын

That's a seagull.

I’m an American East Indian in a relationship with a Lebanese guy. Neither one of us know how to approach our family about each other... but he got the ring!!! Lol... wish us luck. God help us. He’s marrying an “infidel” and I’m marrying an “untouchable”. I hope we will have hairy little kids one day!

@picklep9812

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations! If you love each other then all should be fine 💞💫

@steverayney4912

2 жыл бұрын

Y’all ROCK! Wish you all the best 😎

@jasonliebenberg4909

2 жыл бұрын

I'tll turn out OK, no worries...😀😁❤👌

@littleteme78

2 жыл бұрын

You all may be from different culture but at least you all are from the same continent. Congratulations your both Asians. 😉. Best wishes and may G-d Bless you both.

@hawihawi9260

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

That lady laughing will never ever be ill again!

3:50 I think he broke someone in the audience 😂

@W.Rain.

3 жыл бұрын

I think that the person with the "seal"-like laughter is a regular 🤓🤭

@RealKingLeo97

3 жыл бұрын

I read this an crumbled 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂❌❌

@barowt

3 жыл бұрын

This same lady goes to many shows.. hey Dry Bar people,.. Can you do a compilation video of how many times she laughs at all of the comedians?? That'd be wicked!

@PCKA1987

3 жыл бұрын

That was insane, disruptive, and hilarious, wasn’t it? 😂

@nicholasjaeger3132

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say tin man there in the audience needs some oil

Is it just me or does anyone else hear a seal in the audience?

@Lexiesmusic1

3 жыл бұрын

Yup! Right after 3:50 mark I heard it🤣

@kneedeepinbluegrass3086

3 жыл бұрын

She must be a regular? Staff? Because I saw another comic and that laugh was there.

@miyojewoltsnasonth2159

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lexiesmusic1 How did I miss that first time around? :)

@Lexiesmusic1

3 жыл бұрын

@@miyojewoltsnasonth2159 I’m going to listen for it from now on haha

@azathothwakesup

3 жыл бұрын

shes in alot of videos on this channel, and i assume she's a regular at the place. I hate her sooooooo much.

His facial expressions are priceless and this set is absolutely hysterical, I love this guy!

@maryshoemaker1334

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, he's funny 🤣

@Andy-hk2qo

2 жыл бұрын

In tears.... haha

I love it when the squeek lady shows up at the dry bar. Her laugh is unmistakable. She gets me laughing. Her laugh is infectious.

@jimsjazzz

2 жыл бұрын

Not me. She's goddamned annoying. She needs to be escorted out and banned from the club.

@MZRTMusic254

Жыл бұрын

I thoughti was hearing stuff at first😂

@tonettalover

Жыл бұрын

I hate it. Sounds like a squeaky door

Nice to see a Lebanese comic! My mom is a Leb and dad is Scottish. My husband is Iranian. We are also terrified of having a hairy baby. I didn't even have a forehead until I hit my 30s. Our drains are always clogged. My husband's name is Hossein, so we just don't attempt travelling. We sit in piles of hair and speak too loudly, argue over who spit on who while we were speaking🤣

@simanaken8400

3 жыл бұрын

Explain the Sanchez in your name🧐

@amysanchez3699

3 жыл бұрын

@@simanaken8400 I was married before and then moved abroad and divorced so didn't change my name back. Family name نعولا

@simanaken8400

3 жыл бұрын

@@amysanchez3699 Oh. That make sense.💯

@deborahsanderson697

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

2 жыл бұрын

I can relate to the hair thing. 😭😅🤣🤣🤣 Our drains are always clogged with it, too. 😆😂😂😂

This guy is really good. Love his dry humor and bait and switch delivery. Keeps ya on your toes.

This dude managed to take the way our friends joke and turn it into a comedy routine. Love this guy!

My husband is Korean and I’m American...I wish comedy translated because he hears me laughing but doesn’t understand why lol

@show_me_your_kitties

2 жыл бұрын

Let's hope you speak Korean

@anastasiaderevo6126

2 жыл бұрын

Let's hope he learns English

Haha this is the funniest mexican ive ever heard!

@D2n6

3 жыл бұрын

He’s Arab

@The13point1

3 жыл бұрын

Anna M girl you’re thicker than cold molasses

@blackmarketarmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@D2n6 did you watch the video?

@zac3392

3 жыл бұрын

Listen here Juan...

@kyled.4889

3 жыл бұрын

He was making a joke peeps....

This guy is hilarious! What a great combination, a Southern Lebanese.😄

@johnbutler5650

3 жыл бұрын

It would seem insane, but there are a lot of Lebanese people that live in the Mississippi delta ! They came here in the twenties or thirties and settled in. The Mississippi Lebanese are an important part of delta history .

@clifftanch

3 жыл бұрын

Some of us might even call that the American Dream.

@stoneg.barrow9991

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, Habībi; and within one generation, their proliferation will make all of those Southern Americans forget about Beirut in the Lebanese Midnorth, and concentrate only on Tyre and Sidon, because, you know: The Good Book, Man. And then they will build another St. Paul down in Georgia, way down in the peanut-farming South, because, you know: Who on earth is allergic to hummus?

@tardigrade9493

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnbutler5650 I was just thinking that we all are lucky to have Maher, yet another excellent first-generation American.

@tardigrade9493

2 жыл бұрын

(I'm third generation myself.)

This set is so irreverent yet clean. I love it!

@MSBLS721

3 жыл бұрын

They're all clean. It's a requirement at Drybar (because they are in Provo, Utah). It amazes me every one I've watched and how they manage to keep it clean!

@tylertownes9461

3 жыл бұрын

You made me look up irreverent definition lol

@20luvdunbar09

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylertownes9461 I did too😂😂😂😂

@jeremytinker2365

3 жыл бұрын

@@tylertownes9461 well share the knowledge please. Thank you

@jeremytinker2365

3 жыл бұрын

@@20luvdunbar09 well what is it please? Thank you.

Maher, The timing on the aside comments at the end of a sentence is absolutely brilliant. I’ve watched this show a bunch of times and I always find something new. I’m a professional musician and I always study the rhythm of delivery in standup comedy. Your rhythm is impeccable. I wish you more success and happiness and you can even imagine.

@serpentines6356

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, noticed that too. Very good timing.

@bigal3248

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious! Timing is awesome.

@farukhalisilegagtv4205

Жыл бұрын

dude I want to learn eveything you know, can I buy you coffee at zoom

They forgot to put this funny man's name in the title! He's worth looking up! 😂

@amianlione8070

3 жыл бұрын

MyHair Muhammed

@Koojoe89

3 жыл бұрын

Yea it's in description. But it should be in title like all the other vids of theirs.

@marcesplay5472

3 жыл бұрын

Right there Maher Matta!!

@stixfiddles7919

2 жыл бұрын

MAKER MATTAR

As an italian, I saw the hair joke from a mile away 😢

@KenanTurkiye

3 жыл бұрын

lol and been named ''MyHair'' tops it, well the lack of it really doesn't provide a topping now does it, I retract. lol

@govre_

2 жыл бұрын

As an Arabian, I saw it a mile away as well 😔

I find Middle Eastern people are one of the funniest comedians out there 🤣🤣🤣 thank you for making me laugh!

@zarahgustavsson4165

2 жыл бұрын

My best friend I'd Lebanese and she's the funniest person I know. I can't count how many times she made me pee from laughing so much 🤣🤣🤣

As a southerner myself, this was hilarious

@hmmm8552

2 жыл бұрын

Same here! Born in Fort Worth, raised in Tennessee. Unfortunately there are not many that are cultured here so the Mexican joke really got me 😂😂🤣

His timing is perfect, VERY funny. Some can make jokes BUT it's really an art to have the timing skill

squeaky hinge: UNHINGED

@kdsimmons75

3 жыл бұрын

Io

@kdsimmons75

3 жыл бұрын

Iii is o I ioili

@uncletacosupreme7023

3 жыл бұрын

Man this laughing lady is the best ever.

@kyled.4889

3 жыл бұрын

Love her 😆

He is hysterical

@jjhack3r

3 жыл бұрын

Hah

Love this guy. This is so funny. Yes, I never expected to laugh at the word "terrorist." Only a good comedian could make it happen. Really enjoyed this.

4:00, there is a lady absolutely losing it in the audience 😂😂 Like, laughing so hard it sounds like someone cleaning a window

@uncletacosupreme7023

3 жыл бұрын

She was on an earlier special. The first time I heard her, I had to pause it to male sure my truck was ok. She is the best. I hope she is at all of them.

@auxylady

3 жыл бұрын

@@uncletacosupreme7023 the fact i believe this comment.... I'm dying

I love the lady who is squeaking when she laughs!! 😂😂😂

This guy is off the chain!!! He deserves to be in movies! Great timing, delivery, his entire set is pure hysteria! Oh yea, and the baby seal in the audience is back! :))))))

Oh hey! My favorite squeaky door is back! That laugh makes me smile every time. Second time this month she(?) has shown up. Interestingly, it actually adds to the act, rather than distracting from it. Edit: For anyone curious about the question mark, I actually knew a guy who laughs like that. Big fella too. Six and a half feet tall, almost as hairy as I am, and built like a brick dunny. When he loses it laughing, he starts to sound like that - like a squeaky door. Especially since he bangs on the table when he's in that state; a squeaky door rapidly opening and closing.

With the extended Arab stare 😩🤣This is a very big plane eh 😅.

@majoroldladyakamom6948

3 жыл бұрын

Are you Canadian or from the British Isles, eh? Lol. Just a futile attempt at humour, ok? Stay safe, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle and around the World...

@StupiderWithAB

3 жыл бұрын

Independent fact checkers claim that you will feel stupider after watching my stupid comedy videos. Try and see 😶

@jordanhass6152

3 жыл бұрын

I Don't get your sense of humor EH ,,,,tasteless

Maher, I think you are absolutely brilliant! It doesn't matter how many times I watch this.... stalker??? kidding... not. The laughter is always fresh. Your timing, facial gestures, etc... what more can I say? From my perspective, that is a gift. Add to that, it shines brightly in this performance. Bring it on!!! 2👍5⭐

I’ll watch this a dozen times...

Dude!!! It’s the same laughing lady! 🤣🤣🤣

@a.l.2339

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a squeaky door 😂

@seanhillery1

3 жыл бұрын

I knew i recognized it 😂

@edgarflores5569

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody got season tickets

@iskandertime747

3 жыл бұрын

I heard her too!

@truseeker1

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I thought the same thing!!😂 she must be a regular there.

He’s hilarious 😂🤣 just his opening, saying his name, I knew it was going to be a great show

He’s funny! People who put it out there for others to laugh, out loud about , are funny! They can find the humor in life and share it.

I love him. He's hilarious 😂 😂

I love this guy

He's genuinely funny 😁

Is there a rusty swing in the crowd? Give that thing some oil. 😂

@thale6945

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

This guy's great. Maher Matta, I'll try to remember his name, it's not in the title.

@marcialandegent800

3 жыл бұрын

Maher matta

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

At least they named their son Paul- gotta be better than Rubber- imagine Rubber Matta all your life!

@rzawistowski33

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it is, at the end

@Toki52

3 жыл бұрын

@@rzawistowski33 Have you figured it out yet?

@mangafq8

2 жыл бұрын

His name is in the title actually.

I’m a Christian middle eastern tooo!! From Egypt :)

He's one funny southerner. :)

Clever humor, great pacing with punchlines that were also unexpected [Lebanese things, hummus]. Cool that you sat on stool too- it transitioned to storytelling time. Thanks for the laughter Maher and for the dapper dressing .

So THAT'S why state troopers always ask, "So, you know why I stopped you?"

@janethms3

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@rositasultana3958

3 жыл бұрын

duh...

@peachmelba9333

3 жыл бұрын

I always want to ask " DON'T YOU?"- but then I used to work in a Big Box store- always was asked " Do You know what I am here for?"- now what come- back is fitting here?

@Sheerkat7

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachmelba9333 Funny.

@magikalbrat2702

2 жыл бұрын

I'd be arrested because my first thought would fall out of my mouth.." Um. Shouldn't YOU know Officer...?"...especially if im tired. Yes. Yes this has gotten me in trouble before...

*****HE WAS GREAT!!!!***** **Enjoyed every minute!! :) Thank You!!!!!!!**

Welp, DryBar took the cake in 2020 and it looks like they'll hold that title, setting the Bar at a much needed high!

Maher's killing it! Keep it up sir, much love from a fellow Lebanese-american

Yes the Lebanese Italian mix is a hair disasters

@karmencummings9754

3 жыл бұрын

Wow 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol this guy was awesome.

Shout out to the person’s whose laugh is a beautiful combination between a donkey and a squeaky chair. You are the best, don’t ever stop being you

Delightful and so intelligent! Thank you for helping us all laugh at ourselves, we need that spoonful of sugar in order to take our medicine, don't we? LOVE your work!

Excellent ! It's moving like seaweed!

Had me dying the whole time. He’s simply awesome 👏🏼

I smashed the like button within the first 10 seconds of his show LOL! I knew it was going to be good, all the way through. Maher is perfect--jokes, facial expressions, voice, timing, plot twists, he's got it ALL!

the wife joke was so good.

Love your delivery. You have a new fan!

These are fresh jokes, I laughed all the way through his skit. 😊

Dang, only 22 minutes, I wish it was longer! Such a nice pacing and delivery 😂 Thanks Dry Bar and Maher for another great set!

"Smells like double apple" Lmao this guy's definitely is from the Middle East

Nobody laughed for the feds, made me laugh more

@Lil-Britches

3 жыл бұрын

Just the single person clapping had me dying.

Absolutely fantastic! Man he keeps you on your toes

I'm so glad y'all put his full special on KZread. He's hilarious. Dry Bar app is nice but slow sometimes.

Just happened to come across this..how refreshing and so nice to have clean humor. Wonderful and having a father who was born in the middle east made it that much more enjoyable.Thank you!

One of the most gifted comedians. ❤️

I hope Dry Bar brings him back for another special!

Hilarious! Wish he had more time.

@asmaaahmed6142

2 жыл бұрын

For a second I thought you meant that he passed away

I’m laughing so hard, I’m crying!! Great talent!!

@mahermatta9393

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Beth!

@bethbosheers8096

3 жыл бұрын

@@mahermatta9393 Oh my goodness, you are so funny! My husband and I enjoyed your comedy video, and I’m from Alabama, so you were spot on, with your accent! We look forward to your next performance, Maher All the best😎

One of the best! Great set!

This guy is awesome!

Funniest stand up I've seen in a long time.

This is really funny. Imagine if his last name is "Ishgan"... Maher Ishgan

Thanks for the laughs!!

He is so funny🤣😂🤣 Liked him a lot!!👍🏻

Oh I'm so attending his show once covid is over 😌,please come to Canada

You are so funny. I'm from the South. I love it. You are so good

Great delivery! Thanks for the laughs!

Funny set! I laughed pretty hard at this one actually

Very funny stuff. Love the way he gets three or four punchlines out of one set-up! Nailed the dialects, too!

This guy is great , would love to watch more from him!

Of all the Dry Bar Comedy I've seen, this guy is the funniest!

Called Uber for the kid to sleep paid for about 9 hours very smart and funny.

someone has a laugh like a window pane and i love it 💖

Love his sense of humour 😂

"we have the hairiest children" right... does anyone see the irony?? Lool.

@LadyVoldemort

2 жыл бұрын

LoL. And another irony that his name sounds like "my hair". 🤭🤭🤭

You are funny! The humor is intelligent and full of truth, which is why it is so entertaining. I wish you well.

Greetings from Columbia, Maryland. This is the first video I've ever seen of your comedy. I'm now an instant fan!

I'm a southern Greek and this was hilarious 🤣

Thank you so much for sharing this. 😂😂😂 what a great comedian.

😂 He is hilarious!

This was the funniest skit I've seen in years. Thank you!

This cracked me up... Thanks. I was at the farm with no Internet and this made my day.

Omg I can relate! But I grew up in south central Pennsylvania which is basically the south of the north.

This guy is straight up funny

This guy and Moody are the best. Something about middle eastern guys being raised in the south must temper comedic skill like a flaming sword being quenched in oil. Thats such a dramatic metaphor Idc😊

very funny guy! nice performance.

Was afraid to vape the entire time due to laughing, really gave me no openings

@georgemoore2830

3 жыл бұрын

You shouldn’t vape, God loves you and can help you stop

Excellent set

Maher....you're terrific! Hope to see you again.

This guy is fantastic. Do more specials