They need to Pardon all weed related felonies so we can vote .

@morbidmanmusic

15 күн бұрын

Who ya talking to?

@TheEvolver311

15 күн бұрын

Biden has pardoned lots of weed related Federal charges Biden can't pardon State level offenders that is on the Governors of the State

@katelynna10000

10 күн бұрын

I can say from personal experience that felons CAN in fact vote. However, there's paperwork you have to get signed that says you are off probation and have payed all your fines (which is a problem in and of itself, but this comment can only be so long). The idea that felons can't vote is purposefully spread to keep us from doing so. Look up what is needed to be able to register to vote in your area!

@kylehd7

16 сағат бұрын

...what?

If they are going to ease restrictions on weed, they need to review the ridiculously harsh sentences of people who are now in prison because of it.

@rosee.2431

15 күн бұрын

Absolutely 💯

@pamelahomeyer748

15 күн бұрын

Obama Started releasing people from prison with minor charges from things like marijuana and Mitch McConnell won't have it

@gaypatterson4446

15 күн бұрын

Agreed.

@korbindallas4552

15 күн бұрын

The Individual States set those laws. Like Arizona's life sentence for distribution of a drug. So selling a $25 sack is a lifetime sentence.

@derithross8314

15 күн бұрын

Yes especially when pedophiles have a damn ass revolving door

Maybe they should try a SHOCK COLLAR to keep him awake? I'd pay money to watch that...

@stevendurante3485

15 күн бұрын

But I wouldn't put it on his neck.

@SugarandSarcasm

15 күн бұрын

Shh, that's for sweeps week. Or his lawyer's new defence fund

@arithiel

13 күн бұрын

​@@stevendurante3485 anywhere else it'd slide right off...

Working in Corrections as an RN, reclassification of Marijuana is crucial for not ruining young adult's lives and keeping jails less crowded. You see 20 somethings getting arrested for possession of a single joint 😳 and it is craziness! Legalize the stuff everywhere already!! And no, I don't smoke. It's not for me. 🗳💙

@alfalfas2849

15 күн бұрын

Wow bro u might be the one good cop

@motherterezzza3466

15 күн бұрын

I got busted for stems and seeds in the late 70’s. That was on my record for YEARS. Still is. HR just laughs when I tell them when asked if I have a record. Sheesh.

@phillip2169

15 күн бұрын

Stay safe

@trekkiejunk

15 күн бұрын

But this could hurt all those poor private prisons' bottom line! You don't want to put those poor, family-owned private prisons out of business, do you?

@kitcobain444

15 күн бұрын

@trekkiejunk That's the thing, I work at the federal and state government funded jail, not a prison. Yet there are inmates doing short time for bogus marijuana possession charges. We do have a work release program, but it's crowded as well. Not to mention a felony charge. I agree with your sentiment, though.

As an old lady (72) I vote yes for legal weed. I grew up with pot but never used. It was in my late 50’s I was forced to try pot for pain after 8 spine surgeries. I do not smoke but am very happy for edibles. I make green butter then cook and bake with it. Here in Virginia we can grow plants but not buy pot. It’s still crazy that marijuana was ever put in a category like heroine. You can get anything you want in the mail.

@Erlewyn

16 күн бұрын

As a general rule, saying "it should be legalized for recreation because it's useful medically" is never a good argument.

@TrickOrRetreat

16 күн бұрын

The beer liqueur plastic etc producers have been lobbying against it for 50 years. It's on schedule 1 because bribery. Since hemp is better than plastic and even steel. They feared that legalizing hemp would shut em down.

@bunyipdragon9499

16 күн бұрын

Green butter ? That's a new one, what's the ratio of green to butter ! 💜

@TrickOrRetreat

16 күн бұрын

​@@Erlewynit opened up the door for a broader legalization. So the argument was useful.

@colejosephalexanderkashay683

16 күн бұрын

​@Erlewyn it should be legalized and be over the counter like cold medicine or asprin.

"If he wins." We lose.

@JamesSullivan-fq9bw

16 күн бұрын

That's right. If Biden wins, we lose. To vote for Biden is to flush yourself down the toilet.

@victorpradha9946

15 күн бұрын

The entire world loses...except for Russia and China!

@erickworthington7211

15 күн бұрын

If he wins..there's no justice

@baxtronx5972

15 күн бұрын

If he wins, it was stolen.

@Omsip123

15 күн бұрын

If he wins, it’s the fault and responsibility of the democrats

That person should not be on the cover of Time magazine. He should be doing time in jail.

@bunzeebear2973

15 күн бұрын

Or maybe on vanity magazines where they do bathrooms & toilets. Outhouse Outlet Today?

Biden is on a roll accomplishing one task after the other. Absolutely amazing I'm voting blue all the way down the ballot💙💙💙💙

@jjfalarka8837

15 күн бұрын

really ? Accomplished leaving 17 million illegals in the country > Gas prices going up and electricity 30 percent during his term. Biden really ? No worries you will be paying dearly to maintain those illegals on section 8

@bitbugsbyte

15 күн бұрын

Me too!! I reluctantly voted for Biden last time but I will wholeheartedly for him again in 2024! His work is beyond impressive.

@SarcasticOldMan-cy9mf

15 күн бұрын

@@bitbugsbyte What will you do if they are both in jail? Biden may get his day in court with the ICJ for his war crimes and crimes against humanity. This would be soon, if there is any justice left in the world.

@trappedkitty5335

15 күн бұрын

Beware a fast-moving government with no checks on their power.

Reclassifying cannabis will make it way easier for medical institutions to study and research, potentially finding new uses or debunking false claims accurately, this is important

@bovinityleak2066

16 күн бұрын

Yes!

@jamesmorett6184

15 күн бұрын

The National Geographic magazine issued a front cover in April 2015 that clearly stated. " Cannibis may be the miracle cancer cure we have been looking for !! The front cover !! Israel has studied cannabis and have come up with some amazing results !! But it is suppressed because they charge outrageous money for chemo that is cheap to make and rarely works

@Tustin2121

15 күн бұрын

It is important and should have been done ages ago, and it’s really stupid that it’s apparently *only* being done because everyone is pissed at the president for not cutting off weapons and funding being actively used for ethnic cleaning. 😩

@paulwarner2432

15 күн бұрын

@@Tustin2121 He started the process to review rescheduling it back in 2022. So this has been ongoing. More information here: www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/10/06/statement-from-president-biden-on-marijuana-reform/

@ThatOpalGuy

15 күн бұрын

they kept it schedule 1 because of two things: pharmaceutical profits and religious ignorance.

Only one way to find out. Legalise it and give it the same status as alcohol. That is more than fair, considering just how much more harmful alcohol is. I really fi d it the height of absurdity that a killer like alcohol is legal while a medicine like weed isn't.

@Zaddy-Lu

15 күн бұрын

Yup! You can't overdose on weed, the comedown isn't dangerous, people don't get violent on it, and it effectively treats pain (instead of masking it like alcohol does) there is NO good reason for cannabis to be illegal.

@ivareskesner2019

15 күн бұрын

@@Zaddy-Lu Hear hear.

@wizardsuth

15 күн бұрын

@@Zaddy-Lu It's often smoked and causes impaired judgement and a lack of co-ordination, so it needs to be regulated similarly to both tobacco and alcohol.

@dp1563

15 күн бұрын

Cigarettes are the worst drugs out there.

We sometimes occupy dementia patients with "busy work" tasks like folding towels. Seems like the stack of papers is their version of that approach.

@traceythompson1092

15 күн бұрын

I take care of a person with dementia; and she can spend hours reading the same 3 or 4 letters or rearranging the books she has stacked in her room😢

@johntidey8734

14 күн бұрын

You hit the bullseye nurses not lawyers

@shaerenuel9950

11 күн бұрын

But don't worry!, he's assured us he's aced his cognitive test...

“If He Wins” Guys, there’s no convincing the other side, so just make sure you’re registered to vote and vote early. If you know someone who isn’t registered to vote, get on their ass. This is no-fvcking-around time.

@dk9619

13 күн бұрын

🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

Jeez, America. Just legalize it. Every country that has done so has had zero negative effects and has helped create new businesses and income streams.

@galaxyspace76

15 күн бұрын

Tax funds that are much needed too

@Kossumies6

15 күн бұрын

Thailand did go back on their legalization but it is quite silly how harsh of a drug category it has. Harmless it isn't but worse drugs (alcohol and tobacco namely) are much more leniently approved.

@juliettebobcat704

15 күн бұрын

Well in Amsterdam theyre a little tired of the obnoxious tourists, but now they'll get a lot fewer since Germany just decriminalization it with grow your own co-ops.

@Demonlord4546

15 күн бұрын

True, but if they legalize it, the our For-Profit prisons will lose slaves that they use for labor. They gotta keep those prisoners coming in somehow. I hate that that is our reality. Our country needs a rework

@juliettebobcat704

15 күн бұрын

@Demon Lord. They'll get those prisons full again. With women who have gotten abortions. They have a plan.

The idea that cannabis is even close to steroids OR cocaine is ridiculous.

@ElSantoLuchador

16 күн бұрын

It's absurd. I live in WA state so I just laugh at it from a distance.

@EmiIsHerexo

16 күн бұрын

How is alcohol better than weed? 😂

@divinewon73

16 күн бұрын

⁠ 🛑Merr Merr Gar Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided Roberts and the rest.☣️ connecting the dots?🤔

@phylis3917

16 күн бұрын

Still stupid. Remember “Refer Madness”? Defendant has no right to say anything about anything. We’re in SF.💕

@TheKillerman3333

16 күн бұрын

the reason it is classified as such was becuase a certain president wanted to target hippies and black people but knew it was illegal to do so dirrectly so that president targeted their recreational drugs instead.

If he passed away in his sleep at the trial, no one would even notice.

@shepinchains1

15 күн бұрын

Let us Pray.

@patriciatinkey2677

15 күн бұрын

Your Mouth to God's Ears. Probably his base would claim it was a hit...crazy conspiracy theories coming out of the woodwork! 😂🤣😅😁👍🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲

@katkelly-kobes3245

15 күн бұрын

Don't threaten me with a good time!

@Dan-yz4qz

14 күн бұрын

He definitely wouldn't be missed

@CharlesBridges-np4hv

4 күн бұрын

OR WOULD CARE 🤔

That Johnny Carson bit was brilliant. 😂😂😂

@bcollins9152

15 күн бұрын

yeah!

8:53 But that's the same thing he said last time: _"I only hire the best people"._ And then he fired them _"like dogs"_ and said they were _"dumb as rocks"._

@_Lazare

15 күн бұрын

Yup ! And while the new hirere found himself he gets let go lol

@ThatOpalGuy

15 күн бұрын

basic maga projection

"Oh my god, did someone slaughter a goat in here?" That was Kristi Noem.

@solenoidnull9542

16 күн бұрын

And some horses, and a puppy, and undoubtedly a bunch of other animals we don't know about as well

@MonkeyJedi99

15 күн бұрын

@@solenoidnull9542 Plus, it doesn't count as abortion if you kill the baby after birth when it fails to take out the trash or mow the lawn like a kid is supposed to.

@LindaC616

15 күн бұрын

She had a cameo 😅

@davidlundquist1979

15 күн бұрын

Wait, the pit is an INDOOR gravel pit? This is new information!

@DayTukErrJawbs

15 күн бұрын

A bunch of construction workers saw her do it. Then the school bus pulled in minutes later.

One of the best monologues. Thanks Stephen and thank you writers! You deserve credit!

I worked on a detox during college for people from Boston and Cambridge. NO ONE WAS THERE FOR MARIJUANA USE! Most were alcohol and then some prescription drugs with smallest group street drugs. ALCOHOL IS WAY MORE HARMFUL THAN POT!

@toddshantz9003

11 күн бұрын

3:04 3:04

@toddshantz9003

11 күн бұрын

😮

There’s a zero % chance sleepy don stays awake long enough to hear his son’s name called at graduation.

@Sharsis88

16 күн бұрын

Like he's going to actually go to the graduation lol

@ivareskesner2019

16 күн бұрын

Don Joe? Biden is the sleepy one, no?

@NZKaupoi

16 күн бұрын

​@@Sharsis88 I'll have a dollar on that outcome 😂

@ElSantoLuchador

16 күн бұрын

Judge called his bluff. He had no intention of going, but now he has to. Poor Melania.

@alysiareid6659

16 күн бұрын

​@@ivareskesner2019little slow there aren't you? Typical trumpanzee always projecting

"Oh man, did someone slaughter a goat in here?!" Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Kristi Noem

The "If He Wins" Time magazine will be right down there with OJ's "If I Did It" book.

He loves his invisible props. Gotta take care of them and pass them off stage/put them away 😂 sooo many examples in this clip

Correction: Medicinal meth comes in a variety of forms, the most popular being named "adderall". It is actually not incredibly difficult to find. Legalize. Rescheduling is a step, but not a leap. Legalize cannabis.

@jssamp4442

16 күн бұрын

You are confusing amphetamine/dextroamphetamine with methamphetamine. They all belong to a class of organic compounds called substituted phenethylamines, with effects that vary depending on the location and species of the substituent.

@mickimicki

16 күн бұрын

There used to be "medical meth". It was called Pervitin, and was used for example by the German army in WWII. Related to, but *not* the same drug as dexamphetamine (Adderall, Vyvance).

@pallascat1743

16 күн бұрын

Vyvanse is methamphetamine.

@A.Radwick

16 күн бұрын

@@jssamp4442 close enough, in my opinion. Cannabis is a lot less complicated and therefore would logically be less regulated. You would agree, correct?

@KS-PNW

15 күн бұрын

​@@pallascat1743 Technically it's dextro methamphetamine slightly different but there is just straight up prescription meth

If I stayed up till 4am rage tweeting, Id fall asleep at 8am too.

@NexuJin

15 күн бұрын

Imagine rage tweeting at 4:55 AM asking why someone isn't sleeping

That Johnny Carson impression was gold!

It worked here in Canada, the current Prime Minister campaigned to legalize weed, from coast to coast he swept into power with a great majority. As he walked up to the parliment on his first day he said Sunny days are ahead. If Biden campaigned on legalizing weed he would get greatest majority ever (I perdict) Trump wouldn't stand a chance. Even Republicans would vote for weed.

@secheclare

13 күн бұрын

John Boehner is part of a cannabis company investment fund. I heard several speeches about legalizing cannabis. Have to say Boehner was not on my legalize weed bingo card😂

I read that one of Trumpadumpagus's law firms doesn't want to represent him anymore. I guess they're afraid they'll go to prison instead of him.

@Drew-bc7zj

16 күн бұрын

Or not get paid. Or have their reputation destroyed.

@DissectGibberish

16 күн бұрын

@@Drew-bc7zj Or all three.

@Mondfischli

16 күн бұрын

...worst case: together 😂

@user-nf1op8ti9l

15 күн бұрын

​@@Mondfischli Standard outcome

@ShineOnBenevolentSun

15 күн бұрын

They've been prepaid. But it's hard to be an effective lawyer when your client insists on representing themselves with you there just as a mouthpiece.

45 is aging like milk

@DSAK55

16 күн бұрын

and smelling like it

@DissectGibberish

16 күн бұрын

Curdled and stinking.

@user-rn5wy6ox7j

16 күн бұрын

Farty-five

@bovinityleak2066

16 күн бұрын

Yep…. bird flu infected raw cows milk (a real thing).

@oceanoflotion8630

15 күн бұрын

That is offensive to cheese

Channeling Johnny Carson 😂 That toe tip took me way back, lived Johnny!

Wow! Stephen Colbert made my day! He’s wonderful!!

I love it when Stephen channels his inner Johnny Carson!!! #Yesssss

@jasonleland6978

15 күн бұрын

Light butt play.

the channeling of Johnny Carson was a golden moment.

@karenkieffer3684

15 күн бұрын

Sad thing is the younger viewers probably did not get it ... right over their heads!

@trappedkitty5335

15 күн бұрын

@@karenkieffer3684 I'm nearly 52 and almost none of my same-aged friends would get that joke. On another note, Dick Van Dyke has a channel here on KZread and he is pretty amazing and sharp enough to best two people who are running for President on a mental aptitude test.

@danielgregory3295

14 күн бұрын

Yes!! I loved that immensely!😊❤

@lynnhettrick7588

14 күн бұрын

Love the Carson references!

@jonathanrivlin6248

13 күн бұрын

I could hear Ed laughing and Doc on the trumpet. Miss my grandparents.

Johnny Carson impression was on point. Loved that.

@samuelalonso22

8 күн бұрын

Please do not insult Carson . This fool wouldn't make a pimple on Johnny's ass

"Light butt play" 😂

Yes, they want pregnant women to wear an ankle monitor so they know where they are at all times.

@TheJeweledBird

16 күн бұрын

Just pregnant ones? I can see them putting monitors on all women of childbearing age.

@TheGreatAtario

16 күн бұрын

Blessed be the fruit, under his eye.

@juannagrant-salmon7764

15 күн бұрын

Ever read Vox by Christina Dalcher?

@dr.g3860

15 күн бұрын

Soon technology will allow those ankle bracelets to monitor women's menstrual cycles.

@cil20002000

15 күн бұрын

Pregnancy has nothing to do with this video….move along

Let sleeping Don's lie, or he will awake and continue to lie.

@aristede9954

16 күн бұрын

Keep it up don't want the lying Don I want an administration to continue its current foreign policy... I am all sure the Palestinians are rooting for Biden too!! 😂😂😂

@missrose0077

15 күн бұрын

Donald isn't sleeping. He's closing his eyes and pretending he's invisible.

@user-sv9nb8ky2t

15 күн бұрын

​@@aristede9954Darfur looking in, discovering other genocides are more popular.

@RosieRoserules

15 күн бұрын

I bet he doesn't dream but if he did he even lies in his dreams

@bigiron8831

15 күн бұрын

​@@aristede9954 LET'S GO DARWIN.....

As a Schedule 3 drug, doctors will be able to prescribe it, and insurance companies will have to pay for it.

Under the TIME logo, it should have read “To Go To Jail!”

I'd fall asleep in court, if I sat on the Gold Crapper and Fire out Mean Tweets, all Night....

We've had legal Cannabis for a number of years now. It's weird that the US is still lagging behind.

@Susweca5569

16 күн бұрын

I live in Washington State where it's recreational legal. As long as you're twenty one, you can buy anything you want, as much as you want, whenever you want. One local rural store near me even has a delivery service so you don't have to break the law by driving under the influence. They'll bring your order right to your door.

@Pryexel

16 күн бұрын

The US is behind on a lot of things.

@bovinityleak2066

15 күн бұрын

No it is not. Backwards country.

@helenwheels3341

15 күн бұрын

We lag on everything

@NigelMacDonald-mt9wn

15 күн бұрын

@@Susweca5569 That's cool. Crazy every state isn't like that.

I instantly thought of Carson when the 'butt play' joke bombed. And then, a couple of jokes later, Stephen DELIVERED a Carson imitation!!!

The writers deserve a raise, you and they are killin' it. Also - give yourself a raise.

I love the way Steven always puts his pantomime pen and phone away after using it. I also love it when he slips into Johnny Carson mode!

GREAT Johnny Carson!

@pithicus52

15 күн бұрын

I wonder how many people recognized that he was doing Carson.

Love the Johnny Carson impression Stephen Colbert!

Your writers are amazing & your delivery fantastic!! Thank you Stephen for all your great work

I was literally sparking up a bowl as Stephen asked 'Who likes weed?'.

@ja-mez5102

16 күн бұрын

lol can't sleep either?

@whyamihereweirdo9912

16 күн бұрын

I just put my pipe down from smoking a bowl 🤣😂🤣

@zerimar584

16 күн бұрын

same here, could not "not" do it

@tweex1

16 күн бұрын

All of your dudes' parents are being phoned.

@MK-su6eg

16 күн бұрын

Weed and Late night , is automatic! Aloha from Hawaii! Yes I'm stoned!

I used to say, the media reports on every time Trump farts. Never thought I’d be literally correct.

@t.tenney3470

15 күн бұрын

Well ......... He's not farting.

@jpdemer5

15 күн бұрын

@@t.tenney3470 And you know this... how?

@carochio8639

15 күн бұрын

@@t.tenney3470 is it Diarrhea?

@DonariaRegia

15 күн бұрын

Since television is paid for by advertisers, and we fund those companies, why don't we eliminate the middleman and directly fund television through donations demanding one a day a week free from Trump. Just have every channel stifle for one lousy day. It would be twenty-four ours of bliss to the eyes and ears.

@jpdemer5

15 күн бұрын

@@t.tenney3470 And you know this . . . how?

the homage to Carson & Ed hilarious ●

I remember when older folks used to laugh about comedians I didn’t know anything about when I was a kid, like Jack Benny or Milton Berle. Now when I talk about Johnny Carson, it’s my turn to get the blank looks from youngsters. So I’m grateful to Colbert for that tip of the hat to Carson!

They also need to revisit the sentences of all the people put in prison for ridiculous amounts of time for possession of cannabis

Sadly, there's a whole segment of the audience who has no clue who Johnny, Ed, and Doc even are.

@cindymorose6673

15 күн бұрын

That’s what I was thinking. We’re old. 😂

@NewMessage

15 күн бұрын

@@cindymorose6673 You are correct, Sir...

@jasonleland6978

15 күн бұрын

@@NewMessage I laughed so hard. The way he did the little bounce on his toes when he hit the "butt". It was perfect. He's probably the last guy working late night who'll acknowledge the debt they all owe to Johnny. Kimmel is simply too focused on Letterman (which is fine because Dave was amazing) and Fallon and Meyers are too young.

@NexuJin

15 күн бұрын

@@cindymorose6673 As an European watcher. I didn't get that joke either.

@stevebistrup8258

15 күн бұрын

Carnac the Magnificent says you are correct.

Thank you for the Johnny call back!

😂😂😂 I peed my 👖 “We know you are tight with bad and stupid, they are your sons” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When they talk about rescheduling marijuana, do they mean pushing 4:20 to a later hour?

@nannigoat3

16 күн бұрын

🤣

@elizabethcarrington5819

16 күн бұрын

Yep. He ain’t right in the head. lol.

@superstrongr

16 күн бұрын

😂

@BabbittdaWabbitt

15 күн бұрын

Har har har !

"Nuggets on a string" is FAR more tame than the actual solution. The lawyers showed Trump videos of himself making speeches on rallies. To recap: Trump only stayed awake to watch videos OF HIMSELF! THAT IS MENTAL PATIENT BEHAVIOR!!

@eternyti

16 күн бұрын

That, my friend, is grade-A Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

@TrickOrRetreat

16 күн бұрын

Indeed 🤢

@paulj8539

16 күн бұрын

Cattle prod, given to the jury foreperson... it's the humane way.

@Michele_PoeTreeWitch

16 күн бұрын

Nuggets on a string sounds like a song

@joshh535

16 күн бұрын

Arguably, “typing in all caps because something you saw on the internet sent you into a rage” is also “mental patient behavior”…

Stephen is WAY too excited about "light butt play." And I LOVE it

Why hasn't anyone started calling him Dozing Don.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

It may be most useful for our veterans!

I'm waiting for Stormy to testify. This is going to be an epic fight. Sleepy Mushroom man vs Stormy Daniels.

@NexuJin

15 күн бұрын

flaccid fight

I'm thinking the "rug shampoo" would come in handy....😂

You killed it stephen

Hey now! Weed isn't #1 on my schedule. I wake up, take care of my dogs THEN I smoke a blunt. It's #2. 😊

@HowardDaniels-uw8tj

16 күн бұрын

Modified wake and bake

@NigelMacDonald-mt9wn

15 күн бұрын

I can tell just from your comment that you would be a better President than Joe or Don.

@bunzeebear2973

15 күн бұрын

A brownie would have to be classed as a #2

That Trump man isn't right.

@barbarasiders288

16 күн бұрын

He ain't right what mama said

@divinewon73

16 күн бұрын

⁠​​⁠ 🛑Merr-Merr Gar-Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided Roberts and the rest.☣️ connecting the dots?🤔

@divinewon73

16 күн бұрын

⁠​​⁠ 🛑Merr-Merr Gar-Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heretic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920-page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided Roberts and the rest.☣️ connecting the dots?🤔

@divinewon73

16 күн бұрын

⁠​​⁠ 🛑Merr-Merr Gar-Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided Roberts and the rest.☣️ connecting the dots?🤔

@divinewon73

16 күн бұрын

⁠​​⁠ 🛑Merr-Merr Gar-Gar is a member of the Fed Errol ist Society which works with the Heritic found ation and provided the project 2025, 920 page document to obliterate the federal government... these are the same organizations that provided Roberts and the rest.☣️ connecting the dots?🤔

Jimmy Kimmel says "court is closed on Wednesdays to air it out". 😉

Loved the Johnny Carson moment!

Why not just legalize it 100% .. it's ridiculous that people are in prison in jail on probation.. have lost jobs have been booted from the military... it's just stupid plain stupid. It's pot not tnt or poison.

@DSAK55

16 күн бұрын

why not go out and vote in the Congress you want

@cogline

16 күн бұрын

They gave me an OTH discharge for just admitting to smoking pot

@alalalala57

16 күн бұрын

​@@DSAK55 Bahahaha lmao.

@Idlewyld

16 күн бұрын

​@@DSAK55 I hope you're not naive enough to think normal people can afford congressmen.

@edwardblair4096

16 күн бұрын

I'm pretty sure that change was all that was available for him to do. My guess is that there is a law passed in the late 60s or early 70s that requires marijuana to be classified as a dangerous drug. The only option under the current law is to reduce the classification to the lowest level in that system. Congress would need to pass a new law to reduce it down to the level of an "ordinary" prescription drug or to regulate it at the same level as alcohol or tobacco.

The Johnny Carson was beautiful

@joefunsmith

16 күн бұрын

10% of audience: Good one. 20% of audience: Johnny who?70% of audience: You mean Johnny Cochrane?

@TheGreatAtario

16 күн бұрын

Weird, wild stuff. Did not know that.

@Susweca5569

16 күн бұрын

​@@joefunsmith Who's Johnny Cochrane? 🤣

Yay for the reference to: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon,and Doc Severinsen

I say to myself: "Now Steve, you missed an opportunity for 'WHALE!'"

@smoothrocky1847

15 күн бұрын

He subverted the expectation

Fantastic Carson Impression!!

Oh love the Carson bit!

Stephen .. you are phenomenal and only keep getting better!

Love the Johnny Carson impression at 8:30 🫡

We need more Carson impressions!!

@Nebris

15 күн бұрын

You saw that too. lol

@rybear5035

15 күн бұрын

Yeah! I saw that...i was looking for the Carson comment! Ty

@davidlundquist1979

15 күн бұрын

Yessir!

@BabbittdaWabbitt

15 күн бұрын

Too funny, we’re showing our age.

@MichaelOConnell-iw4bn

15 күн бұрын

You are correct, sir!

Haven't laughed this hard in years. Absolutely killed it. Masterful improv!

I've now got 'Nuggets on a String' playing in Jim Morrison's voice to the tune of 'Riders on the Storm'.

Yeah, and Trump is breaking the gas ceiling.

@jeremiahjohnson7515

15 күн бұрын

bot... no reasoning. dont fall for it...

@devak45167

15 күн бұрын

😂 zing!

@brebeaa

15 күн бұрын

Got ‘em! 😂

@jeffreyenglish1815

15 күн бұрын

Speed causes incontinence and flatulence. Trump is a speed freak that wants to criminalize marijuana and execute drug dealers. Another Trump conundrum.

@Bugdriver49

15 күн бұрын

@@jeremiahjohnson7515 Great pun!!!

Apparently 'treason' has also been demoted as a crime, because the insurrectionists weren't indicted.

@barbarashea1975

15 күн бұрын

Great comment.

@JJLom777

15 күн бұрын

Right?!

@BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr

15 күн бұрын

Check your facts. About 1,186 J6 defendants have been charged with entering or remaining in a restricted federal building. Some were sentenced to 4 years. Vote BLUE to save our democracy. Democracy is the only thing on the ballot. Vote BLUE for local, state & national elections.

8:34 Here’s Johnny!!! 😂😂🔥🔥🔥

It’s amazing that the whole world is seeing DT’s mental and physical (non) performance in real time daily. Still keeping a straight face about him as THE candidate.

Perfect Johnny Carson! Fantastic!! 🏆

Great fun watching you do Johnny Carson impersonations!

Maybe his lawyers should try a technique from looking after confused patients - give him a bunch of washcloths to fold. Good Carson.

Long live the memory of Johnny Carson. Late night GOAT!

The phrase “nuggets on a string” will NEVER leave me. Thank god. I love you @stephenathome see you in Folly

Louis Cato and the LS band are getting superb with the audio cues of Stephens mimes lol

4:20 nice, the pp drawing is amazing. First the head and shaft. Then the nutz then the spooge then the hairs. Great pantomime steve.

As a Canadian, I think it's about time

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👫🎶"Diddle Diddle Trumpling/Fred's son Don/Sleeps in Court with his diaper on!"🎶

Missed a cofveve joke on word search.

Great monologue-kudos to the writers!

This was one of the funniest monologues I've ever seen on any late night shows. 😂

When do we start panicking people??? He’s insane! 💙

@annemettefrederiksen7751

15 күн бұрын

Oh ,dont worry, I panicked before 2016 's election and im not even american...And im on going for round 2 , ready ro drink with Stephen again to maintain a slimmer of sanity

@tammyjantzen9004

15 күн бұрын

Some of us have been trying to panic people since Trump ran the first time.

It should have been DEclassified .-.

The big thing about it not being a schedule 1 drug is that now it can be tested and researched way more easily. This should have been done decades ago, it should never have been listed as a schedule 1 to begin with in the first place.

Love the reference to Johnny Carson! 👍

Trump’s lawyers should talk to the folks who served Trump in the White House to see what they did to keep him awake. I have heard that he had a regimen of uppers prescribed to him by the pillman Ronnie Jackson.

@RasAlHaq

15 күн бұрын

Briefings had to mention his name frequently, include plenty of pictures, and be very brief.

@Mortthemoose

8 күн бұрын

​@@RasAlHaq yep.... I've not read much about it, but what I HAVE read WAS shocking! Like trying to keep the attention of a 3 year old!!