Meanwhile… Tacos Are Sandwiches | Florida Man Steals Pokémon Cards | Attention Spans Shrinking

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Meanwhile… A judge in Texas ruled that tacos are Mexican-style sandwiches, a Florida man was apprehended after stealing Pokémon cards, and Stephen reports on America’s rapidly shrinking attention spans.
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  • @JacWarner
    @JacWarner29 күн бұрын

    Oh I love you opener with the Gina Reinhardt story. I have been living for this story. It was painted by an indigenous artist. She’s a mining billionaire. It’s too sweet.

  • @matthewhuxtable1557

    @matthewhuxtable1557

    29 күн бұрын

    Oh my dilly, I was so pleased! This is the Streisand Effect in action! Shove it up you, Rinehart!

  • @flackstar007

    @flackstar007

    29 күн бұрын

    There must of be much tongue in cheek commentary contained within that portrait and much frustration about having had the indigenous voice quashed in favour of mining companies and their big lobbyist dollars. The voice was to be a counter measure to lobbyists convincing parliament to vote against local communities in favour of big companies digging up everything and ruining the water supplies and ruining the local economies before ditching the community for the next target.

  • @YolandaAnneBrown95726

    @YolandaAnneBrown95726

    29 күн бұрын

    Reminded me of Sarah Huckabee

  • @c.b.barlow

    @c.b.barlow

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@YolandaAnneBrown95726I thought Steve Bannon in drag...lol

  • @mimim8532

    @mimim8532

    29 күн бұрын

    @@matthewhuxtable1557May I say I love “ oh my dilly”……asa Coloradan…I’ll have to add that to my cowgirl parlance and see how it goes,by dilly! ( wrong use)

  • @mjb7015
    @mjb701529 күн бұрын

    Please, no sympathy for Gina. She's basically Australia's Trump. The portrait is an accurate representation of her looking at people who aren't billionaires.

  • @doubleplusgoodful

    @doubleplusgoodful

    25 күн бұрын

    It’s a flattering representation of what she looks like when looking at non-billionaires tbh

  • @richardfan7157

    @richardfan7157

    24 күн бұрын

    And she tried to pressure the Australian swimmers she finally sponsored to pressure the art gallery to cancel the portrait.

  • @lawrencef4356
    @lawrencef435629 күн бұрын

    Gina Rhinehart is hated by every Australian .That depiction in the portrait is 100% accurate sir !!!!

  • @ray.shoesmith

    @ray.shoesmith

    29 күн бұрын

    Flattering imo

  • @CyclingSteve

    @CyclingSteve

    29 күн бұрын

    The portrait is an improvement on her face.

  • @SnaccDaddyy

    @SnaccDaddyy

    29 күн бұрын

    clearly her reaction to being told she can't dig mines in ancient sacred sites

  • @samleeintrospective

    @samleeintrospective

    28 күн бұрын

    I will genuinely riot if they remove it. Get rekt Gina lmfao.

  • @stackhat8624

    @stackhat8624

    28 күн бұрын

    She once complained that Australian workers earn too much and should earn $2 a day like in some African countries.

  • @TitanSummers
    @TitanSummers29 күн бұрын

    The artist captured her soul. She is evil.

  • @schoolfreak32

    @schoolfreak32

    28 күн бұрын

    No, she sold her soul to inherit her father's business; what he captured was what's left.

  • @TitanSummers

    @TitanSummers

    28 күн бұрын

    @@schoolfreak32 Yes you say it much better.👍

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller29 күн бұрын

    Gina Rinehart, of the portrait, is widely disliked here in Australia. She's the daughter of mining magnate Lang Hancock who opened up Australia's north west region's vast iron ore deposits. Gina is very unlikeable, except to other super wealthy people in the industry. The portrait is one of a set of 21 portraits of famous or significant people, including King Charles, previous Prime Minister Julia Gillard, Queen Elizabeth, Captina Cook and ACDC's Angus Young. They are a matched set, all painted in the same style. The Artist Vincent Namatjira is the great grandson of Albert Namatjira who is the most famous of Australia's indigenous painters. His landscapes revolutionised how Australians see the country. There is also a portrait of Albert Namatjira among the set of 21. Vincent was one of the 'stolen generation', kids who were taken from their families and delivered to often abusive foster homes in the city.

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    29 күн бұрын

    Thank you. Very informative. 👍

  • @deedavis5552

    @deedavis5552

    29 күн бұрын

    As an American, I was not aware of this. Thanks .

  • @juki6377

    @juki6377

    29 күн бұрын

    you got a link towards them?

  • @intercat4907

    @intercat4907

    29 күн бұрын

    That was a good post. Thank you.

  • @keithhutchings8143

    @keithhutchings8143

    29 күн бұрын

    The thing that most people aren't going to understand is how perfectly the artist captured her true nature. She is a horrible, hateful person and it really shines through in the portrait. A lot of people see this painting and think "bad painting" Nope, absolutely nailed it.

  • @onemoredeadman
    @onemoredeadman29 күн бұрын

    The Reinhart portrait wasn't at all accurate, it was missing the devil horns

  • @rachelscoltockangelmedium
    @rachelscoltockangelmedium28 күн бұрын

    Vincent Namatjira is the artist of the portrait of Gina Reinhart. He's an Australian Indigenous artist who paints brilliant controversial and satirical portraits to make a point and get people thinking about Australian colonization and history. This one makes a great point and it's wonderful that it's getting attention. 😊

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury97229 күн бұрын

    “Angry ketchup” 🤣

  • @uriahheep5665

    @uriahheep5665

    29 күн бұрын

    #scaredketchup

  • @uriahheep5665

    @uriahheep5665

    29 күн бұрын

    kzread.info/dash/bejne/aqt8z7OCk7KpiJc.html scared ketchup great channel

  • @microbe_rz37-rn1dk

    @microbe_rz37-rn1dk

    27 күн бұрын

    Stephen what? Cold Bear. That's why I don't vote Democrat. Hot Bull, not Cold Bear.

  • @dannyburleigh1
    @dannyburleigh129 күн бұрын

    Too Florida! Made me laugh hard!!

  • @Opus313
    @Opus31329 күн бұрын

    I could have sworn that was a portrait of Sarah Huckabee Sanders... after being attacked by the escaped bees...

  • @RabblesTheBinx

    @RabblesTheBinx

    29 күн бұрын

    That's insulting... to the portrait.

  • @biglongcadillac

    @biglongcadillac

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@RabblesTheBinxand insulting to the bees!

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    29 күн бұрын

    Sarah H.B. + ɓee attack = Gina Reinhardt. Yep, that adds up.

  • @HumanRightsAreNotComplicated

    @HumanRightsAreNotComplicated

    29 күн бұрын

    With the look on her face when she gets nailed to the wall for lectern gate

  • @kassiapencek6185

    @kassiapencek6185

    28 күн бұрын

    😂

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage29 күн бұрын

    Could be worse, lady.... You could have been painted into the bloody mists of Hell itself. Like the King.

  • @DuchessofEarlGrey

    @DuchessofEarlGrey

    29 күн бұрын

    Still haven't gotten used to having a king. When I first read this, I thought, why would Elvis be in hell?

  • @DneilB007

    @DneilB007

    29 күн бұрын

    @@DuchessofEarlGreyWhy wouldn’t he be?

  • @DuchessofEarlGrey

    @DuchessofEarlGrey

    28 күн бұрын

    @@DneilB007 Hell if I know.

  • @namelia4439

    @namelia4439

    28 күн бұрын

    @@DuchessofEarlGrey- omg, me too!!!!!!! I literally 100% thought he meant Elvis…King WHO???????

  • @diazinth

    @diazinth

    28 күн бұрын

    @@DuchessofEarlGrey to meet interesting people?

  • @Rocwallaby
    @Rocwallaby29 күн бұрын

    Not sure if I’m the first Australian to comment, but that portrait is very accurate! You have to have inner beauty for it to shine through!

  • @biglongcadillac

    @biglongcadillac

    29 күн бұрын

    Tell Ruppert to F.O. (from Cincinnati)

  • @mavx4

    @mavx4

    29 күн бұрын

    She looks exactly like a evil version of Jabba the Hutt.

  • @mr.joshua6818

    @mr.joshua6818

    29 күн бұрын

    I think it's hauntingly beautiful... Kinda.

  • @onemoredeadman

    @onemoredeadman

    29 күн бұрын

    Was missing the devil horns

  • @pennygleeson5029

    @pennygleeson5029

    29 күн бұрын

    Fellow Aussie - I think it flatters her! No one has seen her eyes for years they're so buried in fat 🤣🤣🤣

  • @crazybeardjones
    @crazybeardjones29 күн бұрын

    That portrait is awesome! This is how we stick it to the Sacklers, hit em in the art!😂😂😂

  • @nettack
    @nettack29 күн бұрын

    "Green cream cheese"? Also nice. Ever since my cousin called it "run-over salad" the word Guac has never again been uttered here.

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd10728 күн бұрын

    I personally think the painting of Reinheardt captures the essence of her inner being

  • @user-lq8ry6pg2b
    @user-lq8ry6pg2b29 күн бұрын

    Be careful of that flute Stephen, you might attract Rudy Giuliani

  • @thaisstone5192

    @thaisstone5192

    29 күн бұрын

    Hey, good idea. He seems to be MIA ...

  • @ALPHARHYTHM0

    @ALPHARHYTHM0

    28 күн бұрын

    ​@@thaisstone5192 He's getting his motions to appeal the settlement of his defamation shut down!

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist197929 күн бұрын

    The most Florida headline ever, "Not the bees!", and Flavor Flav all in one segment? We really ARE peaking right now!

  • @perspektive42
    @perspektive4229 күн бұрын

    Judge: "Tacos are sandwiches" Hot dogs: "we feel you..."

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    29 күн бұрын

    Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.

  • @sixfigureskibum

    @sixfigureskibum

    29 күн бұрын

    ​​@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059so wrong. A Sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich and consists of TWO PIECES OF SLICED LEAVENED BREAD with things Between. A taco consists of a single piece of non sliced unleavened corn bread folded over. A Tostada is a hard tortilla with stuff on top .. you know they modified the descriptor sandwich to open face sandwich when ypu don't put a second slice on top because it is no longer a proper sandwich Now a hot dog without a bun is a sausage or frank but inside a sliced bun becomes a sandwich ... Meanwhile there is the TORTA an actual fn sandwich made in Mexico from a leavened wheat bread sliced in half and stuffed with stuff A burrito is a burrito A taco is a taco. A pizza does not become a sandwich when you fold it over much less stuffing the crust. It's still a pizza. Ypu xan make a ham taco and ypu canmake a taco salad .. you can make a taco themed sandwich but ???? Why WORDS HAVE ACTUAL.MEAN8NGS Maga are stupid and ypu gotta be a maga to try and force a taco ito identify as a sandwich

  • @sixfigureskibum

    @sixfigureskibum

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059your idiotic false proof would conclude pie is a sandwich. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThatOpalGuy

    @ThatOpalGuy

    29 күн бұрын

    Laugh all you like, but technically pie can be considered a sandwich.

  • @snr0n

    @snr0n

    29 күн бұрын

    @@ThatOpalGuy Oh, I don't think they were laughing. Those are tears of rage. Over sandwiches. The mind boggles, lmao

  • @scotttinkler
    @scotttinkler29 күн бұрын

    As an Aussie I LOVE that portrait!! Excellent representation indeed.

  • @miruson
    @miruson29 күн бұрын

    Hahahaha the attention span joke got me. Whale!

  • @lifewuzonceezr

    @lifewuzonceezr

    29 күн бұрын

    Squirrel!

  • @abynor8687
    @abynor868729 күн бұрын

    For Russian trolls in the comments Tacos are Sandwiches because everything else is potato.

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    29 күн бұрын

    YES!!!!! I miss Potato!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @jakemartens5311

    @jakemartens5311

    24 күн бұрын

    Noodles are long ass rice

  • @allyndeimos
    @allyndeimos29 күн бұрын

    I hope he keeps that flute under his desk for future use.

  • @dennislodermeier1741
    @dennislodermeier174129 күн бұрын

    "that flute works on RATS, not mice" - Pied Piper

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy427629 күн бұрын

    I will forever be referring to hot sauce as "angry ketchup" 😂

  • @tipsybass7060

    @tipsybass7060

    28 күн бұрын

    I thought it was referring to salsa.. but hot sauce makes sense. I’ve never once put hot sauce on a taco

  • @ecamp6360
    @ecamp636029 күн бұрын

    Florida Man story: someone could make a fortune with Florida Man Mad-Libs.

  • @maybeebuzzy2265
    @maybeebuzzy226529 күн бұрын

    Angry ketchup🤣🤣🤣 Bwahhhaha I'll never call it salsa again!

  • @LuckyBaldwin777

    @LuckyBaldwin777

    29 күн бұрын

    Angry ketchup is hot sauce. Salsa is ketchup with a high school diploma.

  • @maybeebuzzy2265

    @maybeebuzzy2265

    29 күн бұрын

    @@LuckyBaldwin777 even better🤣

  • @FVWhimsy2010
    @FVWhimsy201029 күн бұрын

    Haha...Rinehart's portrait is in the style of Trump's courtroom sketch artist!

  • @MolliGelf

    @MolliGelf

    29 күн бұрын

    Appropriate. Rinehart is a big fan of Trump, which should give Americans a good insight into her character and also of how most Australians feel about her.

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon314929 күн бұрын

    "Angry Ketchup" 😂Genius! That whole riff. And excellent channeling of old man 👏

  • @willdickinson4177
    @willdickinson417729 күн бұрын

    “NOT THE BEES!!!”-Nic Cage.

  • @libertyann439
    @libertyann43929 күн бұрын

    We need him to do portraits of Margorie and Lauren!

  • @robertgriffith9703
    @robertgriffith970329 күн бұрын

    Boy, the 'Mona Lisa' Has Really Let Herself Go.😵😵😵

  • @wocookie2277
    @wocookie227729 күн бұрын

    Maine, Newfoundland’s Mexico! You owe me a coffee! It just came out places it’s not supposed to exit.

  • @SquirtleHK
    @SquirtleHK29 күн бұрын

    Ahh😌 As Stephen says, "Meanwhile" IS medicine!💊 I was having a panic attack, and turned on this video while I waited it out, because I know the adrenaline takes at least 3 minutes to wear off. And I feel so much better now.💝 Thank you Stephen and The Late Show crew!🥰

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    29 күн бұрын

    Hope your feeling better!

  • @PumpkinJack31
    @PumpkinJack3129 күн бұрын

    Props to Stephen for committing to the “Boyeees!” 😂

  • @3rdeyegoogly

    @3rdeyegoogly

    29 күн бұрын

    You just know he was studying up with the band beforehand to get it right. 😂

  • @PumpkinJack31

    @PumpkinJack31

    29 күн бұрын

    @@3rdeyegoogly 😄

  • @FyreRayne76

    @FyreRayne76

    29 күн бұрын

    Here for this comment!

  • @tony_tony_bobony

    @tony_tony_bobony

    27 күн бұрын

    I admit I didn't get that one at all. Too old.

  • @PumpkinJack31

    @PumpkinJack31

    27 күн бұрын

    @@tony_tony_bobony “Yeeeeaaaah BOYeeee!!” was a commonly used phrase by Flava Flav when he was a part of a Group called Public Enemy back in the 1980’s - mid 1990’s.

  • @digitalcurry
    @digitalcurry29 күн бұрын

    The portrait of Gina Rinehart is Genius.

  • @lachlankeddie7
    @lachlankeddie729 күн бұрын

    Too Florida? But there wasn't even a methed up alligator involved?!?!

  • @cmdraftbrn

    @cmdraftbrn

    29 күн бұрын

    or a methed out python

  • @lococomrade3488

    @lococomrade3488

    6 күн бұрын

    ​@cmdraftbrn the MMA coach calls his arms "pythons." And he was methed out.

  • @hereigoagain5050
    @hereigoagain505029 күн бұрын

    Perfect likeness of Gina! Markets are up more than 20% this year, and Gina's net worth increased by more than $500 million without lifting a finger. She could easily donate $100 million to the people her father's mines harmed without impacting her lifestyle. In contrast, Warren Buffet has donated more than $50 billion, and he keeps getting richer by the second.

  • @lina9535
    @lina953529 күн бұрын

    The line "steals Pokémon cards" triggered me. When I was young, some douche in my school stole my holographic Charizard card, because I didn't want to trade it.

  • @intercat4907

    @intercat4907

    29 күн бұрын

    The pain never ends.

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    29 күн бұрын

    That sucks! Did you find out who?

  • @blazeesq2000
    @blazeesq200028 күн бұрын

    Stephen's teleprompter reading skills are noticeably better than they used to be. That is fast and accurate reading. He knew it to. His little smirks when he inhales are dead giveaways that he knows he's nailing it. The glances to the producer are icing on the cake.

  • @royg2840
    @royg284029 күн бұрын

    at the moment of “attention spans shrinking” I was distracted, had to rewind 😊

  • @gnomedeguerre2482
    @gnomedeguerre248229 күн бұрын

    Chuck schumer ordering angry ketchup, too real.

  • @avothfis

    @avothfis

    29 күн бұрын

    I thought I saw the impression somewhere😂

  • @Gambit08
    @Gambit0829 күн бұрын

    If you guys actually read the Indiana opinion (it’s only 11 pages) you’ll find out that zoning ordinance allowed for made-to-order sandwich shops in a commercial development. The owner of the space applied for an amendment to the written commitment subject to the same conditions (no outdoor seating, drive thru, music, alcohol) but the planning commission still said no. The judge said the Famous Taco chain falls within the scope of the general use of the commitment and there was no evidence of limiting that area to “American-style” only cuisine. The judge specifically said other foods like Gyros, Naan Wraps and Vietnamese Banh Mi would also be permissible. I think it’s actually a sensible opinion.

  • @kitcobain444

    @kitcobain444

    29 күн бұрын

    Thank you for the context. I am sure it was left out for the joke. What part of Indiana are you in? I'm in NWI. Cheers, xx!

  • @nettack

    @nettack

    29 күн бұрын

    Actually......... Dude, if everything gets explained in full context, there's no room for a joke. We'd just be devastated and crying all of the time.

  • @vpolite1

    @vpolite1

    29 күн бұрын

    Umm...Huh? What? Why? A 'Mexican-style-sandwich' is called a Torta. Why is a Planning Commission making decisions about a restaurant's menu? That seems a bit bizarre.

  • @Reyn_Roadstorm

    @Reyn_Roadstorm

    29 күн бұрын

    @@vpolite1 I'm guessing it's an HOA board that wanted more power... Personally, I would've opened a pie shop, selling only pies with both a bottom and top crust. The definition of a sandwich after all, is two pieces of bread (type not specified) with a filling (also not specified) in between.

  • @ians.2299

    @ians.2299

    29 күн бұрын

    More specifically, it's about a restaurant called the Famous Taco in Fort Wayne, IN.

  • @sciencesaves
    @sciencesaves29 күн бұрын

    Luis struck gold when Jon left. luckiest nerd in the world!

  • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    @corneliusdinkmeyer2190

    29 күн бұрын

    I miss Jon.

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost29 күн бұрын

    Since hotdogs are tacos, that means hotdogs are sandwiches. You're welcome!

  • @OscarLangleySoryu

    @OscarLangleySoryu

    29 күн бұрын

    🤯

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    29 күн бұрын

    Fillings inside bread is a sandwich. Bread is a cooked food made of (at least) grain and water. Tortillas, pitas etc are flat bread, so, yes, tacos, gyros, and hot dogs etc are all sandwiches.

  • @JBBost

    @JBBost

    29 күн бұрын

    @@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059 Then what if the bread goes COMPLETELY around the fillings like bao?

  • @SweetNSandy

    @SweetNSandy

    28 күн бұрын

    What about corn tortillas?

  • @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    @rosameryrojas-delcerro1059

    28 күн бұрын

    @@JBBost Sandwich.

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp698728 күн бұрын

    There is a whole industry of beekeepers trucking hives to different farms/orchards for pollinating for a fee....

  • @PetrPechar1975
    @PetrPechar197529 күн бұрын

    Steven certainly got some mileage out of that flute. :-D

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    29 күн бұрын

    *recorder And as a flautist, and former recorder player, I can confirm that was an overblown recorder segment. 😆

  • @talltrini10

    @talltrini10

    29 күн бұрын

    @@daniellamcgee4251 I see what you did there!

  • @daniellamcgee4251

    @daniellamcgee4251

    29 күн бұрын

    @@talltrini10 😉

  • @mszoomy
    @mszoomy29 күн бұрын

    It's 3:45am and I'm wondering if I can get to 🌮🔔 before they close in 15 minutes ...

  • @uriahheep5665

    @uriahheep5665

    29 күн бұрын

    run for the border.....

  • @uriahheep5665

    @uriahheep5665

    29 күн бұрын

    🌮🐟🌮

  • @Nothingbutlovehere369

    @Nothingbutlovehere369

    29 күн бұрын

    I had the same hankerin’…😂

  • @jakobwilson2389

    @jakobwilson2389

    29 күн бұрын

    Did you make it?

  • @uriahheep5665

    @uriahheep5665

    29 күн бұрын

    The border was closed. Mexico didn't pay for the wall.@@jakobwilson2389

  • @jamesonpace726
    @jamesonpace72629 күн бұрын

    Such a lovely, kind & thoughtful woman, oh, no wait, sorry, wrong pic....

  • @asdusty4372
    @asdusty437229 күн бұрын

    Thats why we Australians call her Gina the Hutt,

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes29 күн бұрын

    Reminder: when Colbert says "sometimes", he's talking about something he experienced more than once

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon314929 күн бұрын

    "...janky outlaw's push scooter of news" 👏👏👏

  • @MimiYuYu
    @MimiYuYu29 күн бұрын

    That portrait is the embodiment of the ermahgerd meme

  • @henrygvidonas9573

    @henrygvidonas9573

    29 күн бұрын

    It's awesome. I want that portrait as a poster.

  • @thesausagecontinuim1971
    @thesausagecontinuim197129 күн бұрын

    "yeh boy yeh boy YEEHH BOOYYYY"

  • @paulgood2218
    @paulgood221829 күн бұрын

    The mouse flute ,was pure gold!!

  • @vincebrannon3353
    @vincebrannon335329 күн бұрын

    the boiiis! LOL

  • @DuranmanX
    @DuranmanX29 күн бұрын

    Maybe that portrait is her Dorian Grey

  • @TheOldHippiebilly
    @TheOldHippiebilly29 күн бұрын

    "Too Florida" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Onora619
    @Onora61929 күн бұрын

    Someone take that recorder away from him because he's not gonna give it back lmao.

  • @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk
    @ShawnHartmann-ul2qk29 күн бұрын

    My favorite sandwich is pizza.

  • @gnomedeguerre2482

    @gnomedeguerre2482

    29 күн бұрын

    I mean if you do the NYC fold thingies, I guess it counts. 😂

  • @rorygay3529

    @rorygay3529

    29 күн бұрын

    In that case , mine is red velvet cake.

  • @jaibusby673

    @jaibusby673

    29 күн бұрын

    my favorite toasted sandwich is a pepper steak pie

  • @Sara-zx2wm

    @Sara-zx2wm

    28 күн бұрын

    Riiiiight! It's an open faced sandwich...like a steak sandwich or hot turkey!

  • @Sara-zx2wm

    @Sara-zx2wm

    28 күн бұрын

    Hotdogs..tacos..pitas.. breakfast sandwich.....anything can b a sandwich really....if you were drop a piece of bread on the ground at the same time as someone else on the other side of the world...the WORLD would be a sandwich! 🥪

  • @carbon357
    @carbon35729 күн бұрын

    Love me some Meanwhile!!!

  • @paules3437
    @paules343729 күн бұрын

    I love the surrealism of the comment about the artist capturing her expression as she looked at that portrait. Reminded me a couple of surrealistic French novels I read in college.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest29 күн бұрын

    Every issue of race can be overcome if Stephen Colbert can land a FlavaFlav joke like that !

  • @waterforwildlifeca

    @waterforwildlifeca

    27 күн бұрын

    Yeaaahhhh boiiii

  • @GamingTonberry
    @GamingTonberry29 күн бұрын

    A sandwich is classically something between (two) pieces of bread. A taco last I checked is a single tortilla folded in half. If you fold a piece of bread in half you don't have two sandwiches you have a half sandwich on one piece of bread.

  • @snarkylive

    @snarkylive

    29 күн бұрын

    Open-faced sandwich already contradicts your definition.

  • @diazinth

    @diazinth

    28 күн бұрын

    @@snarkylive open faced sandwich is it's own definition, and doesn't impact the definition of sandwich, hence the added words.

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure196928 күн бұрын

    That was the funniest Meanwhile I've seen in a while. Damn near busted my gut while laughing.

  • @Sara-zx2wm
    @Sara-zx2wm28 күн бұрын

    Bhahahaha! "Maine..Newfoundland's Mexico" ....absolute gold! Love it! Hahaha!

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray29 күн бұрын

    Therefore, hot dogs are German-style sandwiches.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu

    @OscarLangleySoryu

    29 күн бұрын

    The judge said things like gyros would count too so yes

  • @eddierayvanlynch6133

    @eddierayvanlynch6133

    29 күн бұрын

    They are the wurst.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer529 күн бұрын

    Considering what goes down there every day, I hesitate to imagine what "Too Florida" might mean.

  • @Ri-ver
    @Ri-ver29 күн бұрын

    I love how funny Lewis Black thought the flute was! Never heard him laugh so hard

  • @nicoleadel
    @nicoleadel25 күн бұрын

    I love how Gina Reinhardt didn't want her portrait to be shown, and in publicly requesting for it to be removed, she ensured that it would become worldwide news and he viewed by WAY more people 😂

  • @KristinaKarina
    @KristinaKarina29 күн бұрын

    No bees, no almonds…

  • @tommunyon2874
    @tommunyon287429 күн бұрын

    My sister was a waitress in an eatery along Route 66 in Albuquerque. A customer asked for "green gravy" (guacamole) in a decidedly Texas drawl.

  • @MimiYuYu

    @MimiYuYu

    29 күн бұрын

    When I was new to my job- they were serving chop suey in the cafeteria. As a Chinese American I never knew what chop suey was. When I reached the front of the line I was really disappointed. It’s just beefaroni. What this has to do with Chinese cuisine totally baffles me

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick500129 күн бұрын

    "We have 5 ingredients, in which of the 25 ways would you like them presented to you today?" -Taco Bell

  • @maybeebuzzy2265

    @maybeebuzzy2265

    29 күн бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @jonmclaughlin4128

    @jonmclaughlin4128

    28 күн бұрын

    I sense zero sarcasm so I'll just say that a couple double-decker tacos and nachos bel grande please. And a handful of hot sauces :-)

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta29 күн бұрын

    Shrinking attent....Oooh, shiny!

  • @parabellum5503
    @parabellum550329 күн бұрын

    Florida Man....never fails

  • @user-eq2dx2jp6v
    @user-eq2dx2jp6v29 күн бұрын

    Whaaaaaat ..... david lettermaaaaaan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 perfect ❤❤❤😂😂🎉🎉🎉 dear dave

  • @joannamendelssohn6288
    @joannamendelssohn628828 күн бұрын

    The expression on Gina Rinehart’s face in that portrait is her standard response to finding she can’t pay her workers $2 an hour

  • @baylinkdashyt
    @baylinkdashyt26 күн бұрын

    I never noticed before how Stephen throws the cutoff sign while ostensibly pointing out the band for credit. Stylish.

  • @cheknfaks
    @cheknfaks29 күн бұрын

    That's considered rated 'F' for Florida.. and only well trained psychologist and psychiatrist should view it.

  • @seaninness334

    @seaninness334

    29 күн бұрын

    OMG, I looked it up. I even saw video. I'm I gonna die? heh.

  • @chriskoczka216

    @chriskoczka216

    29 күн бұрын

    F is for the highest grade Florida pupils will get, with DeSantis' properly censored school lessons. F is for "forgetaboutit" when the product of Florida's Education system tries to find work in the real world. F is for Fundamentalists, who will make Florida appear as backwards as Islamic villages in the Middle East, because nothing stops progress like fundamentalism based on fictions like religions. F is not for Fun, slavery was an abomination! Florida's highlight? What, an underpaid, overworked, kid in a rodent suit? Forgetaboutit!

  • @SidewalkCitizenLA
    @SidewalkCitizenLA29 күн бұрын

    I have this fantasy about someone animating one of the Meanwhile Intros

  • @JAlonge017
    @JAlonge01729 күн бұрын

    lol and people thought the King Charles portrait was bad?!? I liked the red portrait, the one of the billionaire lady, well that’s probably the best picture of her available, let’s be honest, there’s only like 2 billionaires that are actually good people

  • @Rugras.
    @Rugras.27 күн бұрын

    In Australia Gina Rinehart is regularly compared to Jabba the Hutt.

  • @Mojothreepwood
    @Mojothreepwood29 күн бұрын

    I love this bit when the band get in!!!!!

  • @JibsMotoVlog
    @JibsMotoVlog29 күн бұрын

    Omy, I'm a motorist and I understand everything (the Meanwhile opening) 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robotone2812
    @robotone281229 күн бұрын

    It’s a very nice portrait

  • @DucatiKozak
    @DucatiKozak29 күн бұрын

    Usually I glaze over during the rundown to Meanwhile,.. but today you spoke my language!

  • @nuthinmuffins5073

    @nuthinmuffins5073

    28 күн бұрын

    That’s funny, cause it wasn’t until I was skimming through the comments just now that I saw this and realized I’d given so little attention to that bit that I couldn’t even recall having watched it, and had to go back to get the context to understand your comment. And now I wish I hadn’t, because that’s how bored some of us get listening to others ramble on about motor vehicles. 😜

  • @peekitty
    @peekitty29 күн бұрын

    I mean, saying that tacos count as sandwiches for the purpose of deciding what restaurant laws apply makes perfect sense though.

  • @OscarLangleySoryu

    @OscarLangleySoryu

    29 күн бұрын

    100%.

  • @SweetNSandy

    @SweetNSandy

    28 күн бұрын

    Tacos deserve a category all their own. In Mexico, sandwiches are called “tortas” and they’re made with bread.

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone335628 күн бұрын

    That Flava Flav joke was great, loved the delivery.

  • @Nenvolk
    @Nenvolk29 күн бұрын

    "The beautiful, the talented..." I assumed he was gonna say David Letterman!

  • @vintagethings9187
    @vintagethings918729 күн бұрын

    Every intro a Maserati!

  • @majorasmask5523
    @majorasmask552329 күн бұрын

    I miss the Big Furry Hat.

  • @ChrisDuprasinVegas
    @ChrisDuprasinVegas27 күн бұрын

    LMAO!! Good stuff. Keep swinging. "Angry Ketchup" lmao

  • @Quayleman
    @Quayleman29 күн бұрын

    Tf was the band at the end doing lmao... "Good one boss haha good one hu-gha"

  • @dohtje5029
    @dohtje502929 күн бұрын

    Sooo.. Hotdogs ARE sandwiches....

  • @LM-vq7ju
    @LM-vq7ju29 күн бұрын

    Starts at 2:20

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv335728 күн бұрын

    "What's this? An all-American family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? Why, a large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!"

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer529 күн бұрын

    Did the Pied Piper get the mice to come along with the rats? The historical record is unclear.

  • @carolinereidartist
    @carolinereidartist28 күн бұрын

    Congratulations, Gina. Your whinging got your portrait by Vincent Namatjira into Stephen Colbert's "Meanwhile" segment on #TheLateShow, the most-watched late-night program in the USA with over 2.5 million viewers each night. Well done. 👏

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews29 күн бұрын

    3:49 Well, that can't be one of the cards he stole. That's a reprint.

  • @intercat4907

    @intercat4907

    29 күн бұрын

    That was one of today's "hmmm" posts. This world is beautiful and valuable because of its great diversity. I am glad you are one of the people in it. Have a nice day, my coherent, informed, and very different-thinking neighbor.

  • @galileopotato167
    @galileopotato16727 күн бұрын

    That mouse joke was really good 😂

  • @vpolite1
    @vpolite129 күн бұрын

    If the place is zoned for a restaurant, why should the planning commission care what's on the menu? Why shouldn't they be allowed to sell whatever type of that they desire. Seems pretty bizarre.

  • @eddierayvanlynch6133

    @eddierayvanlynch6133

    29 күн бұрын

    It's Indiana. Bizarre is kinda the brand here.

  • @terrydempsey6174

    @terrydempsey6174

    29 күн бұрын

    Home of Mike Pence, the guy who calls Lite Mayo angry ketchup.

  • @WyvernYT

    @WyvernYT

    29 күн бұрын

    I gather that the local HOA was objecting and the judge realized that the neighborhood busybodies couldn't be jerks to people if tacos counted as sandwiches.

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