...but sometimes folks, just sometimes, I awake from my ice cream induced sleep coma, pull out a broken Speak and Spell, fire up a discarded Wang laptop, and drunkenly ramble through a cheap hooch fever dream to create for you the goblin's slurry of words that is this comment!

@markmh835

26 күн бұрын

You, sir, are HIRED for the Late Night writing team. Congratulations! 😊👍

@sparkythancztwise

26 күн бұрын

*brava/o!*

@MasterSandman

26 күн бұрын

...meanwhile... 🤨

@birgitteseierup6950

26 күн бұрын

Aaaaaargh??!! Why is the Speak and Spell record broken???!!! 😳😳😳😳😳 (sorry, I completely lost focus for a minute there 😳😂🎶

@susanbradleyskov9179

26 күн бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍

love the guys reaction where he's scanning the entire room to find where it's from

@Oldjohn52

26 күн бұрын

"I know Luka, I know"

@MrVovansim

26 күн бұрын

Pretty embarrassing for some bored reporter that fired up a video on their phone, before checking the volume 😂

Luca’s reaction to the noises was great

@yudithcaron8053

24 күн бұрын

He really nailed that "Oh God, that's gonna be all over the internet" look.

"I'd rather help you set up a wireless printer." Best (and least appreciated) in the whole bit.

5:12 "Is he HERE??" KILLED me, love your humor lmao

Every single time Meanwhile is introduced, I'm on the edge of my seat.

The Villages in Florida probably contributed a major portion of that statistic.

@steveaustin2686

25 күн бұрын

Yeah, they have had that problem for years now.

@beebuzz959

25 күн бұрын

There's some island around there that the only thing really keeping it afloat for income was Red Lobster. Pretty sad!

@patricedhanis-rouse3777

25 күн бұрын

That's what I thought😅

@ronaldgamber1181

25 күн бұрын

Yes villages to be avoided at all costs if not get a hat and maybe a T flag

@ronaldgamber1181

25 күн бұрын

If can't avoid go under cover as a trumpee

Really loved Lukas reaction, searching for the source of the sounds with his eyes, like a curious teenager

Love Louis Cato’s jacket. I’m a quilter and the blocks remind me of patchwork. Great fashion choice!!

Non native speaker here and the meanwhile opening is my Endboss.

@artbargra

25 күн бұрын

Same here. KZread's subtitles may not be the best, but damn are they a lifesaver!

@neebs929

25 күн бұрын

Hell, I'm a native English speaker and I almost need a translator!

@queenofidlis

10 күн бұрын

​@@artbargra not this time tho. Those were Indic words (it's pun-jaa-bee, not poon-jobby) and he rather mangled them, so the subtitles were not accurate.

Lucky us ... Russian Eggo Sneakers made of .... potato

@arlanstrong1424

25 күн бұрын

I accept potato.😂

@tamaral3203

25 күн бұрын

ROTFL!!!

@laleona1221

25 күн бұрын

Is potato!

Stephen should have used a very beaten banana for "the talk" 😂😂

@AdrianColley

25 күн бұрын

There's only one occasion to use an overripe banana in a joke, and they missed it!

NO! The Cheddar Biscuits! Will someone think of the biscuits?

@fluxuous6907

26 күн бұрын

OMG you just unlocked my childhood memories

@jcoopes5604

26 күн бұрын

Buy a box!

@MrVovansim

26 күн бұрын

I'll adopt them from the shuttered locations.

@Susweca5569

25 күн бұрын

You can buy the boxed cheddar biscuit mix at the grocery store.

@geergirl2

25 күн бұрын

They have them ready made, in the freezer now, so you can eat them in peace 😂

2:52: You missed an opportunity: "Chili's CLAW and Order"

I'm with Stephen regarding the overhead bins on airplanes. I don't fly very often, but when I do, in fact every flight I have been on for the last eight years, have been completely full. Every single flight starts with the cabin crew advising passengers to pack the bins tightly so that everyone's carry on has room to fit. Weirdly, they also announce at the end of each flight to be careful opening the overhead bin doors because the contents may have shifted during the flight. Seriously? How the hell can anything packed so densely "shift?" That's like saying the contents of a sardine can may shift. Not likely! Also, the look on that basketball players face was fantastic. Unfortunately, that look said to me, "I know that voice," which is why he dropped his head down on the table in front of him.

When you're that old, you've given up or live like there's no tomorrow like Harold's Maude.

The player’s face 😂😂😂😂😂

2:02 I feel like there was a missed opportunity to replace the “dun dun” sound with the daily double sound here.

hahahaha "nop...cant do it,....rather help you with a fkn printer!" That was great!

3:45 Celibacy has many perks!!!

Cases among those 55 +.... Stephen - "Old folks".... Didn't he just turn 60! 😂

@rockmillar8641

25 күн бұрын

His writers 4got 😂

So in other words, those people in the 70's STILL haven't learnt their lessons about safe sex 🙄

@ahlivetuhsidamaro150

26 күн бұрын

Uh, LEARNED, but YEAH. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re smart.

@unknown5150variable

26 күн бұрын

​@@ahlivetuhsidamaro150uh learnt, depending on where you're from, but yeah. Just because you're "ahlive" doesn't mean you're smart.

@paperbagbrown1326

26 күн бұрын

Neither has anyone who's "pro-choice."

@melaniehassler2405

26 күн бұрын

Also known as "humans" 😂

@unknown5150variable

26 күн бұрын

@@paperbagbrown1326 what does that mean? I may not agree with your answer, I don't know, but am sincerely interested in your opinion, well your reasoning or logic behind it is probably more important. Im pretty open minded to having my own opinions changed when presented with good reason or a logical argument.

Someone was really excited about that basketball win.

Old people diggin that groove and getten "ovations" for years now.

Luca had to hide that mile-wide grin somehow...

About the elderly STI statistic : Never. Eat. Meat when you have no idea where it's been.

I love seeing the fully stocked & untouched Kelloggs items in the supermarket lol

lol…Parks and Rec in real life. They had to do a PSA for the old folks having the sexy times unsafely.

Leggo your Eggos? I wouldn't be seen dead in 'em.

One of his teammates definitely made those noises to mess with him.

Why is this the first time I’m hearing about this Wendy’s chicken nugget promotion? 😂😂😂

@rockmillar8641

25 күн бұрын

IKR...and I hear it @ The end of Wednesday... still got till December 31...Woo Whoo ❤

The l-4 corridor and The Villages in Florida are ground zero for STIs in the state. Obviously it’s not the college students that are spreading/sharing the diseases

LOVE THIS SHOW, HERO STEPHEN, THE FABULOUS BAND!! OMG!!!, GREAT GUESTS, EXCELLENT WRITERS, THANK YOU FROM MY HEART. But I have to add this little somethin' somethin' : FYI, that's the wrong way to peel a banana. Any monkey would tell you, you should eat the banana beginning with the sugary end first, not the woodier (no pun intended) end nearest the stem. Just try it! You will love it, almost as much as I LOVE THIS LATE SHOW!

Sooooo thankful for a show without orange is the new orange being in the lineup!

At that age? LET THEM FREE LIKE BEASTS ON THE PLAINS!!!❤😂

Old people be like YOLOMYMT You Only Live One More Year Maybe Two😂

Bset "Meanwhile..." ever! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eggo..."Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they SHOULD" -Dr. Ian Malcolm

@sevenprovinces

26 күн бұрын

Yet "Must go faster." from that same Dr. Malcolm would be such a poor slogan for such clunky looking shoes. Besides, who would want to associate waffles with, eventually, the smell of sweaty feet?

@Oneshot8242

26 күн бұрын

CHAOS!

@HRHDMKYT

25 күн бұрын

It’s too soon… too reminiscent of those hideous gold trump prototypes which will be nothing like the actual shoes that any chump who ordered them will receive (all sales final, no refunds).

You forgot Applebees down at the hotel...

@markmh835

26 күн бұрын

And how about Denny's and Shari's? Such a lovely couple ...... 😁👍

I can’t stop thinking about the “dun-dun” for the law and order joke @2:53 I think sound FX person missed their cue, so Stephen improvised, then the band riffed off Steve with perfect comedic timing. Well done, horn player person.

Red Lobster goes out of business on claims of giving away too much free food, so Wendy's says, "Let's give away free food!"

@jpdemer5

26 күн бұрын

"Somebody's gotta do it!"

@trentgay3437

25 күн бұрын

Red lobster was bought by a vulture capitalist company and gutted that's why it's having trouble with the same promotion they had for 40 years.

@jpdemer5

25 күн бұрын

@@trentgay3437 People are not going to Red Lobster because a vulture capitalist bought it? No . . . it's because you can get seafood, and more, at so many other places.

@freya8133

25 күн бұрын

They're only closing some places. They aren't going out of business.

Dudes face when that moaning started 😂😂😂😂 Priceless 🤣

Eggo sneakers: taking NIKE full circle!

@tiki_trash

26 күн бұрын

Still not as ugly as the ones Mr. Poopy Pants Pee Pee Tape is hawking.

There's room in Southwest Airline's overhead bins because they are the only airline still allowing you to check bags for free, SWA For-EVA!!!!

Did one poor intern have to run down to the bodega and buy a condom and a banana? Or did they make two trips to avoid the awkwardness?

@gardenofsn5955

26 күн бұрын

Someone in the studio def keeps a condom in their wallet "just in case" lmao

If they do a pop culture spinoff of Jeapordy does that mean they will finally take out all the garbage pop culture answers off the main show? 🤔

Chili’s Victim Unit reporting for duty….along with Gary. ;)

2:10 "Jeopardy for dumb people" I saw an old episode (70s-early 80s) of Jeopardy on Netflix a while back, and was surprised to see how easy the questions were for then compared to today

Chili's Law and Order is my favorite place to dine and get away with it!😮😮😮

It should've been an older banana.

_with purchase._ Free nuggets with purchase. And using the app. But thanks for the Wendy's ad, Stephen.

@GodTierComments

26 күн бұрын

Are you me

That opening bit is like a skateboard trick, respect!

I love the introductions for this segment

"let go.of my eggp!!!" Got the guy's leg😂

Where’s Leslie Knope when you need her?

Hey Stephen, you're among the 55+. Stay safe please.

@SlyAceZeta

26 күн бұрын

No way he, or anyone, would ever cheat on Evie.

@MasterSandman

26 күн бұрын

​@@SlyAceZetaNeither could I imagine Evie cheating on Stephen! 😊

@Arion661

25 күн бұрын

He'll be fine, no one ever invites him to the orgies and sex parties

Before watching a meanwhile video, read comments and try to guess the headlines. Its so fun 😂

5:25 Their Energy was GREAT 😊 👍👍🎵

Thanks Stephen! You tell me about Wendy's free nuggets AFTER i get home! I'll definitely be there with all 330 million Americans every coming Wednesday!

First the 99cent stores close next its RED LOBSTER! WTF is going on?!!

@cmdraftbrn

26 күн бұрын

corporate greed and a shitload of leveraged buyouts going bust

@AnitaLife27

26 күн бұрын

If they stopped paying their executives millions for sitting in meetings, and their front line people dirt, maybe they’d have more profits.

@trentgay3437

25 күн бұрын

Vulture capitalism at work. Buy a company sell the parts you can to make money back . Don't care about the original company etc.....

4:55 ... that and bags of duty free booze and and crap just purchased before boarding!

Funny thing is, Stephen himself is now officially a sexagenarian. But doesn't look it at all. 😅

@dryjazz

25 күн бұрын

Shhhhh!! … that’s thick stage makeup!

Yes, let’s completely defile Jeopardy.

😂😂OMG😂😂SEX NOISES😂

Lovely! Here, in the fast food row by the interstate, Wendys is, indeed, next door to Arbys.

I knew Steph was gonna eat that banana at the end. He can’t resist a treat. Plus, the potassium will replenish his body after that, umm, grueling segment.

While the game was over for the teams, someone decided that they were going to into overtime

I would have thought Chipotle's would be the one to need a special victims unit.

@GodTierComments

26 күн бұрын

Are you me

@EddieGaster

26 күн бұрын

What about Papa John's or Chick-Fil-A?

Steve opened the banana from the wrong end!

Greg Kihn Band is a big fan of Jeopardy!

"Gemidão do Zap" on NBA 😂😂😂

And APPLEBEES! ❤

You crack me up almost every evening…MEANWHILE… I trudge trough the eternal now…. Thank you 😂😂❤

3:43 Make way Opiod crisis we have a new phamaceutical based issue Old people using Cialis.

That elderly sex thing was a skit on Parks and Rec...can't believe this is actually happening 😅

You unpeeled the banana from the wrong end.

Why the hell would someone choose to snooze in an overhead bin?!🤔🤦‍♂😂

@user-qe2nd1xm8w

25 күн бұрын

Because they can lay down - which you cannot do in those lousy seats

Maybe they should restructure and call it Dead Lobster.

Grandma in the broom closet

MEANWHILE, the true uncensored news...

Eggo Sneakers, expected to outsell Trump's buy one get 5 more free t-shoes.

Feels like a full circle moment. Nike's first shoe was made when Phil Knight poured rubber into his wife's waffle maker.

@GodTierComments

26 күн бұрын

Are you me

@KiloMintoni-kg4kn

26 күн бұрын

​@@GodTierCommentshahaha!! Shoe Goo all around!

I don't want chocolate shoes I want health care lol

Gotta love colbert🎉

Those are some rad Punjabi references Stephen

2:58 There's the sound I expected to hear at 2:05. 4:35 That's what Spirit Airlines calls "first class". 5:22 "I'll have what she's having."

The Catholic lawsuit bit was so John Oliver 😅

Remember folx: if you do the condom and banana demo, you have a banana and flavorless gum at the end.

Chuckle.❤

Wendys can give 6 nuggets once a week , yet were wanting to charge more durring busy times of day , ok

that's "the correct *response* is woo."

needed to know about wendy's a few hour

Ok Wendy how about you make your food affordable instead of giving free nuggets to attract customers. 🙄

On St. Petersburg Florida ya can't get into a Red Lobster.

Dang it, I do remember the names of the Friends. Only watched that show when nothing else was on.

No Kim Cattrall "Porky's" reference for the Luka press conference? ;-P

Meanwhile starts at 1:14

Man, if Wendy’s is going to have this, Wendy’s thing, I still won’t eat them because they are going to jack up the price anyway.

For about the same price I would definitely take a pair of Eggo sneakers over those tacky gold ones that some disgraced politician is trying to hock.

How did that lady even get up in the bin?