Why Tyrion's Solution For Westeros Doomed Everyone

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Tyrion is smart, but not that smart. I wanted to rant about Game of Thrones so here we are.
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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub5 жыл бұрын

    Different editing style for different type of video. I regret nothing. Normal style will resume next vid.

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    @crimson_scum7129

    5 жыл бұрын

    i like this style its very M E M E F U L

  • @thedemonhater7748

    @thedemonhater7748

    5 жыл бұрын

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  • @Tsuruchi_420

    @Tsuruchi_420

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, It's beautiful

  • @horusthagreat1802

    @horusthagreat1802

    5 жыл бұрын

    So how should Game of thrones should end.

  • @misterzygarde6431

    @misterzygarde6431

    5 жыл бұрын

    AlternateHistoryHub How would you feel about a Diddy Kong Racing sequel that added characters from My Hero Academia, Little Witch Academia, Kirby, The Amazing World of Gumball, Persona 5,Family Guy, Sonic, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Digimon Tamers, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Crash Bandicoot and RWBY with Haruko from FLCL, Hat Kid, Popuko and Pipmi from Pop Team Epic, Jason and Eve from Blaster Master, Bomberman, Doom Slayer, Beavis and Butthead also being there? Kirby gets pushed as a second Protagonist to go along with Diddy Kong. Imagine racing against Akko with Izuku, shooting a missile at Gumball, Gumball, Izuku, and Akko smoking pot with their friends, throwing an oil slick at Ren, Ryuji using a bat to knock opponents sideways, Ann using her whip to whip a nearby rival, Yusuke asking Momo if she’d be painted nude, Fregley putting his foot in his mouth to distract the other drivers so they can crash, Futaba showing everyone rule 34, Makoto dodging bombs that Bomberman planted on the race track, etc.

  • @FlyinBlaney
    @FlyinBlaney5 жыл бұрын

    Tyrion: Bran the Broken Bran: Just Bran is fine Tyrion: Bran the Busted Up Bran: Tyrion I- Tyrion: Bran the wheely wheely legs no feely

  • @sepehrsohrabi95

    @sepehrsohrabi95

    5 жыл бұрын

    LMAO 😂😂😂

  • @kerrychristensen7204

    @kerrychristensen7204

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏😂

  • @glowhoo9226

    @glowhoo9226

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a Harry Potter parody spell that makes you lose feeling in your legs

  • @Blazedreptile

    @Blazedreptile

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ser Bronn Of the Blackwater there is already a spell for that

  • @Elixor43579

    @Elixor43579

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bran the man who can’t stand

  • @Ken19700
    @Ken197005 жыл бұрын

    Shout out to Hodor, the only kingsguard to successfully protect the king.

  • @barlotardy

    @barlotardy

    5 жыл бұрын

    (Slow clap)

  • @lordclanstorm1839

    @lordclanstorm1839

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hodor

  • @kripeshlama6827

    @kripeshlama6827

    5 жыл бұрын

    you forgot jorah the andal

  • @fuzzydunlop7928

    @fuzzydunlop7928

    5 жыл бұрын

    Barristan Selmy: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @logankeen8122

    @logankeen8122

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don’t mention Hodor, it makes me cry😢

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface5 жыл бұрын

    They broke the wheel and replaced it with a wheel chair. If that's not progress then I don't know what is.

  • @Adeon55

    @Adeon55

    5 жыл бұрын

    So progressive!

  • @mannyverse6158

    @mannyverse6158

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think this was meant to be ironic, but the show didn't portray it that way. In life, it always seems like things change, especially in revolutions, but they usually revert back to their old ways.

  • @shawnybullard862

    @shawnybullard862

    5 жыл бұрын

    I read this in Lady Olenna's sarcastic voice 😂

  • @carlanthony3433

    @carlanthony3433

    5 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Best comment in 2019

  • @finnheisenheim8274

    @finnheisenheim8274

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh fuck me this comment must not fade. Its a perfect description of season 8 ending

  • @robfromjersey7899
    @robfromjersey78994 жыл бұрын

    Bronn season 3: How does a loan work? Bronn Season 8: I'm Master of Coin. Great writing there, D&D.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    People can learn.

  • @midnightmadness6344

    @midnightmadness6344

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@godzillavkk Except Bronn doesn't feel inclined to play it back either, and they just gave him the strongest, largest, and wealthiest state in all the land. If someone loaned him something he wouldn't need to pay it back, because come winter if you're not friends with Bronn you might not get food. What's to stop him from encroaching on the more war torn or poorer areas of the Kingdom now that he's in charge? Imagine if he actually militarized his state, becoming the agricultural center as well as a military might, he'd be unstoppable.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@midnightmadness6344 But Highgarden's wealth was mostly stolen.

  • @FrederikSeerupNielsen

    @FrederikSeerupNielsen

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@godzillavkk Yeah, but the reach is still the most populated kingdom, the lords tax the peasants.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FrederikSeerupNielsen For now...

  • @euanlegge3657
    @euanlegge36575 жыл бұрын

    The dragon destroyed the iron throne because it wasn’t wheelchair accessible. 10/10 writing give them all the Emmys

  • @norseca542

    @norseca542

    5 жыл бұрын

    nah, he just understands focaldian philosophy

  • @Salnax

    @Salnax

    5 жыл бұрын

    Other way around. Losing the throne doesn't matter if the new king brings his own!

  • @JesiAsh

    @JesiAsh

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Salnax Yeah and they can make another throne out of few rusted swords... pretending that nothing happened.

  • @slyninja4444

    @slyninja4444

    5 жыл бұрын

    1000th like

  • @valyriansteel5446

    @valyriansteel5446

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Ultra Mega I thought the chair was made from the corpses of House Reed, since they were never mentioned again after Meera left Bran.

  • @ozunaredch.7159
    @ozunaredch.71595 жыл бұрын

    "sorry for the rushed ending, I work with star wars now" Absolutely _no_ mercy. I love you

  • @logicplague2077

    @logicplague2077

    5 жыл бұрын

    i love it 3000!

  • @nicolasflores8544

    @nicolasflores8544

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hilbert França the first two will be great but the third will suck because they will rushe it so that they can start their Harry Potter series

  • @shore1001

    @shore1001

    5 жыл бұрын

    When?

  • @ozunaredch.7159

    @ozunaredch.7159

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@shore1001 About 7:40.

  • @seanezeh2290

    @seanezeh2290

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@soundninja99 ​ Chocolatnave123 dw guys, we're all autistic!

  • @svendragon8139
    @svendragon81395 жыл бұрын

    Tyrion doomed Westeros by not letting Danny burn the Red Keep when she had 3 dragons and end the war.

  • @bambinosto

    @bambinosto

    4 жыл бұрын

    BuT We HaVe to UsE WEsterOSI sOldiErs

  • @Candyqueen3211

    @Candyqueen3211

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would have even accepted a “Tyrion betrays Dany” plot because then all of his stupid advice would have at least made some narrative sense

  • @finnheisenheim8274

    @finnheisenheim8274

    4 жыл бұрын

    She rectified it by burning the whole city.....improvise?

  • @infidelheretic923

    @infidelheretic923

    4 жыл бұрын

    And instead just burn all of Westeros after they surrendered..... 😞

  • @theblasblas

    @theblasblas

    4 жыл бұрын

    But then Dany would become queen, and that would have doom Westeros even more. She's been insane ever since she freed the slaves, or perhaps ever since she became "Mother of Dragons".

  • @TheSamuraijim87
    @TheSamuraijim874 жыл бұрын

    "But too many Northmen have bled for the north to ever kneel again" And what the hell have the other six kingdoms been doing for the past forever? A Northman's life is worth 2 southerners for what reason? Honor? Despite every reminder that honor is worth, at day's end, nothing at all? This really was the dumbest thing in the world, and absolute Stark fanservice crap. Also, they seem to have forgotten the primary lesson learned: "Let them remember what happens when they march on the south" Also, Dorne could legitimately claim that since it only swore fealty to the Iron Throne, it has no obligation to the rest of Westeros any longer. Horrendous writing which deserves every bit of scorn it receives.

  • @TheSamuraijim87

    @TheSamuraijim87

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Templar Knight and yet, if the south does not entirely subdivide, which is questionable considering how much greater their integration is, the north could never match the resources of the south. Even in Clash of Kings, where Robb Stark is king of the Trident too, it is made abundantly clear when Catelyn visits Renly and learns that he has in excess of 100,000 men at his disposal. And she realizes that any such confrontation is hopeless.

  • @TheSamuraijim87

    @TheSamuraijim87

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Templar Knight but my point is that the south doesn't need to use the chokepoint of moat cailin, and they weren't intending to. Tywin Lannister even personally touches on this. The north has next to no naval capacity, even with White Harbor, but has a colossal coastline on both east and west, and the south has overwhelming naval capacity and many times the manpower and fiscal resources of the north. And if the reality is, as is portrayed in the show, that the realm is now a new domain called the six kingdoms, then it owes none of the fiscal debt owed by the Kingdom of the Iron Throne to banks or debtors. Whereas, for the Starks, their realm would continue to owe all relevant debts to the Iron Bank, Highgarden, House Tyrell. It's untenable for them. It's comparable to a comparison of the US Civil War, or any of the many wars between England and Scotland, or even more comparable to a war between the modern UK and Scotland. It's utterly imbalanced, and an untenable situation for the North. The Six Kingdoms of the south only need a single king after Bran the Broken, to decide that they want to reclaim the north, and the north would fall, very easily. And that is why the ending of the show is such flagrant Stark fanservice.

  • @Brandonhayhew

    @Brandonhayhew

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TheSamuraijim87 those long comments does make a very good point. Stark fanservices is a load of bullshit. Reach 100,000 and the others has more manpower then the north. At any rate the North independence is a lost cause.

  • @alejandromaldonado6159

    @alejandromaldonado6159

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Templar Knight The Riverlands are not considered a kingdom. The Iron Islands is

  • @alejandromaldonado6159

    @alejandromaldonado6159

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Templar Knight The Riverlands in the 7 Kingdoms are not a kingdom. They are the North, Vale, Stormlands, Westerlands, Reach, Dorne, and the Iron Islands for they were the only Kingdoms to there when Aegon arrived. The river Lord's rebelled against House Hoare, but didn't instantly become a kingdom when they rebelled; Aegon merely awarded House Tully as the Great House of these lands. You can also see examples of this in the show. Like when King Robert discuss of making the 8 on his boar hunt. He said all the 7 Kingdoms names and then said "And the Riverlands", detailing symbolically it is not a kingdom under the crown. Yes, there are 9 adminstrative regions, but the Riverlands and Crownlands aren't included in the title "7 Kingdoms".

  • @aramhalamech4204
    @aramhalamech42045 жыл бұрын

    Westeros: is an electoral monarchy now. Habsburgs: It's free real estate.

  • @rin_etoware_2989

    @rin_etoware_2989

    5 жыл бұрын

    Erbkaisertum this shit

  • @martabakcoding7784

    @martabakcoding7784

    5 жыл бұрын

    why the hell westeros suddenly became holy roman empire??

  • @BradTheAmerican

    @BradTheAmerican

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@martabakcoding7784 That's not true at all. Westeros is actually an empire. It's probably more Roman and Holy too. *Shots fired*

  • @Fabrissable

    @Fabrissable

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Ali Kiwan In PLC they mostly elected foreign king to avoid situation that will happen in Westeros, with local lords fighting for power indefinitley. Local king was only elected if no other reasonable options existed, or he prooved himself as a war herom or someone that is unlikely to oppose other local houses in securing election rights to his house.

  • @SH19922x

    @SH19922x

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Fabrissable Elected a foreign king? What kind of drugs are you on man.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum46345 жыл бұрын

    The moment when you screw up your story so badly that the *Alternate History Hub* starts mocking your decisions.

  • @kabob0077

    @kabob0077

    5 жыл бұрын

    Trygve Plaustrum This is like getting mocked by Stan Lee... It just doesn't happen.

  • @user-Jay178

    @user-Jay178

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @RHICfct

    @RHICfct

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is one of The best intro’s i have ever seen On YT, but i have to say, i was not dissapointed in The last episode, The 5 episodes before that Made Sure of that, those episodes were sooooo bad, i could not get anymore dissapointed!

  • @Lone432345

    @Lone432345

    5 жыл бұрын

    How else is Alternate History Hub going stay relevant. If he doesn't mention some overrated TV show that people wont shut up about. Its not like he could be making videos about what his channel is suppose to be about. This video is as bad as the "Could the Snap really happen" video. No it couldn't happen because Thanos isn't real and "The Snap" is not possible.

  • @floatingf8783

    @floatingf8783

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Lone432345 the video was called What if "The Snap" actually happened (realistic scenario). Maybe you should quit bitching and let Cody have a little fun analyzing the realistic fallout of something that happened in fiction and do something out of the ordinary for his channel. And in the case of this one it seems he was motivated to make the video purely because how stupid the finale to Game of Thrones was.

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    "I expect nothing and I'm still let down." Hahaha best quote ever

  • @t4rv0r60

    @t4rv0r60

    2 жыл бұрын

    malcom in the middle was such a great show, the show also has bryan cranston and his role is the most funny in the whole show

  • @johnvilyer4340
    @johnvilyer43404 жыл бұрын

    "There's not been a king since the first court, and that's not likely to change". "What? why not"? "Well, the king is elected by popular vote, and each lord only ever votes for himself". Shout out to pirates 3 for showing us how this would never work.

  • @ChaosEIC

    @ChaosEIC

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well in the Holy Roman Empire it worked pretty good. Seven nobles elected the next King. So why should it not work out in Westeros? Do you think the noble men in Germany did not seek for power? I mean bad writing it is and this council made me cringe harder than I ever did befor or after but the concept of nobles electing their king is not doomed nor dumb.

  • @Boon2Dock

    @Boon2Dock

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ChaosEIC It didn't work out in the Holy Roman Empire. Several civil wars, poor centralisation of power and frequent foreign interference in domestic disputes. The elector system was abused to no end.

  • @ChaosEIC

    @ChaosEIC

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Boon2Dock Well in England they had the birthright. Which led to several civil wars and foreign invasions of England so that is not a very solid point. Both systems have advantages and disadvantages. Birthright is not superior to popular vote.

  • @Boon2Dock

    @Boon2Dock

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ChaosEIC I'm not trying to argue that birthright is superior. I'm pointing out that the elector system is awful for the feudal society that Westeros is in.

  • @ChaosEIC

    @ChaosEIC

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Boon2Dock And I am arguing it is not awful. The 7 voters would have to make a choice between a strong king who can protect their lands from foreign powers and a weak king which they can control. It would lead to a balance of power for the most part. And do say to me the system is full of corruption. Everything was full of corruption back then...

  • @JDC77
    @JDC775 жыл бұрын

    Game of Thrones Season 8 Finale proved that Bran the broken was Emperor Palpatine all along.

  • @stevenkies802

    @stevenkies802

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @gadielphilip

    @gadielphilip

    5 жыл бұрын

    Whoopsie

  • @BlackMrBlack

    @BlackMrBlack

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah he was! In his Very first Small council meeting he said "You mofos ain't got no Master of Laws and a Master of Whisperers and No Master of WAR! And where dafuq has Drogon* gone?" *Drogon is the Dragon that Daenerys had (remember, he can possess Animals...right?) and 'The Master of War' is an Office that the Mass-murderer: DAENERYS created.....remember? (King: Bran is maintaining the EXACT SAME Evil Brutal System that Cersei and Daenerys had utilized & maintained!)

  • @Gameshunter3012

    @Gameshunter3012

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@BlackMrBlack The master of war was created by Cersei and given to her uncle Kevan, please pay attention.

  • @quisqueyanguy120

    @quisqueyanguy120

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love democracy.

  • @Kalleosini
    @Kalleosini5 жыл бұрын

    As bad as Bronn being granted high garden is... even worse is that they make him master of coin.

  • @pdc4930

    @pdc4930

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep the man who in earlier seasons, didn't know what a loan was.

  • @MDP1702

    @MDP1702

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@pdc4930 And saw no reason to pay it back

  • @danielbailey211

    @danielbailey211

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes. The most famously bribable person in the country who can barely read and doesn't understand the concept of a loan. Genius

  • @Fruzhin5483

    @Fruzhin5483

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@danielbailey211 I honestly don't know what stops him from selling the reach to someone and just going to the summer isles lmao

  • @Tleanantz

    @Tleanantz

    5 жыл бұрын

    tbf they just grant him land and title to stop him from killing tyrion.

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky47714 жыл бұрын

    What Tyrion has basically created: The Holy Westoros Empire. "Totally not going to end up a chaotic clusterfuck of basically every form of monarchy and republic at once with basically absolute madness as it's internal borders while the central government basically does exist while also not existing at the same time".

  • @yeeyee5057

    @yeeyee5057

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least there's no France to end it

  • @TribuneAquila

    @TribuneAquila

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boss King that’s a bad thing, now it’ll be the northmen with their bearded women or a Dothraki horde that will demolish Westeros

  • @yeeyee5057

    @yeeyee5057

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@TribuneAquila so just Russians?

  • @kapitan19969838

    @kapitan19969838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy Roman Empire > Westerosi shithole

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    4 жыл бұрын

    I wonder what kind of religious schism would be their Thirty Years' War... @Boss King: Maybe the parallel would be there if the North and the surviving Dothraki teamed up. Otherwise, it's just too weak. @kapitan: Depends on the era of each you're comparing, and your criteria for un-shittiness.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina51465 жыл бұрын

    Ever since Tyrion joins Daenerys, his IQ starts to drop

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's what drinking does.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @VoidKeeper Including yours.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @VoidKeeper Yes.

  • @glowhoo9226

    @glowhoo9226

    4 жыл бұрын

    godzillavkk actually he stopped drinking when he was with dany. He was smarter when he did drink. Tyrion is actually one of the smartest characters in the books, but dumb and dumber made him into an idiot

  • @GZilla311

    @GZilla311

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's the "Creator's Pet" Effect. Everyone has to be stupider to prop up the favorite character.

  • @user-nk5jh8ze9d
    @user-nk5jh8ze9d5 жыл бұрын

    "That dragon burned the throne, so we should just make Bran king because he comes with his own chair" -what Tyrion could have said _-what Tyrion _*_should_*_ have said_

  • @WERNUTZ

    @WERNUTZ

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tyrone: Well a Lannister Always pays his debts and my bro did Professor Xaviered You.

  • @s.priyadarshi529

    @s.priyadarshi529

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is the best explaining of bran becoming the king why haven't I thought about it..

  • @ArkadiBolschek

    @ArkadiBolschek

    5 жыл бұрын

    What Tyrion _should_ have said LOL

  • @kevincarter7084

    @kevincarter7084

    5 жыл бұрын

    Would have made much more sense than whoever has the better story should be king.

  • @thesoggygrandpa6425

    @thesoggygrandpa6425

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jenna yea it was kinda lucky that drogon melted the iron throne down to a wheelchair ramp

  • @TheMedievalNerd
    @TheMedievalNerd5 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing that Yara kind of forgot about the independence of her kingdom.

  • @augustwillow3925

    @augustwillow3925

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing she agreed for peace. But wish could have seen her face when Sansa did that.

  • @Sakraida82

    @Sakraida82

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@augustwillow3925 Besides she can always let the other kingdoms feed and rebuild her, and secede later.

  • @TheMedievalNerd

    @TheMedievalNerd

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Sakraida82 Guys. You do realize the point of my comment was to poke fun at D&D when they said Dany forgot about the Iron Fleet. :P You guys are too kind. D&D just forgot about it.

  • @suvamadhikari2996

    @suvamadhikari2996

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it's you who forgot that the deal was made with Dany, not Bran. Independence for supporting Dany in her war. She didn't support the north.

  • @kefkapalazzo1

    @kefkapalazzo1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Suvam Adhikari that doesn’t matter lmao. You can still have the same demands no matter who is in power. In addition, all the kingdoms were independent at some point, and all of them have lost thousands of soldiers. The scene is stupid. I don’t see how anyone can defend it

  • @JeffHMobile
    @JeffHMobile5 жыл бұрын

    "im sure if we change the way we've been selecting rulers for thousands of years nothing can go wrong" ~Democratic Republic of Germany 1919

  • @cooperross9495

    @cooperross9495

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its name wasn't actually the "Democratic Republic of Germany." There was so much infighting over every single thing that they never had time to give the country an official name.

  • @bomschhofmann1644

    @bomschhofmann1644

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cooperross9495 It was still called the German Reich, but was commonly know as the Weimarer Republik

  • @bomschhofmann1644

    @bomschhofmann1644

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sorry beeing serious(wooosh me, i deserve it), but the DDR (or GDR in English) was East Germany in the cold war, i think you mean the Weimar Republik

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's not fair. The Germans tried a hell of a lot harder than -D&D- Tyrion to figure out how Westeros should be run.

  • @federicofilippini6780

    @federicofilippini6780

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Muh muh democracies are good rights to the people but let’s ignore most of them don’t care about politics and can easy be tuned over to a side by silent political indoctrination causing fraction in national unity this totaly isn’t going to back fire in any way. Let’s make total democracies so brats that don’t know how reality and states work just fuck about and ruin everything”

  • @siriuslocke3500
    @siriuslocke35004 жыл бұрын

    When you think about it, the exact same Tywin Lannister-style long term strategy of marrying your family into all the 7 kingdoms and thus ruling the country is what this would lead to, and what the Habsburgs did.

  • @CountArtha

    @CountArtha

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hoster Tully already did that. He married his older daughter to Ned Stark and his younger daughter to Jon Arryn. So now his descendants rule all three northern kingdoms. Sansa made herself an independent sovereign, and because her cousins control two buffer states between her and the Crownlands, she'll totally get away with it.

  • @Diego-zz1df

    @Diego-zz1df

    Жыл бұрын

    And how are the Habsburgs doing?

  • @concept5631

    @concept5631

    Жыл бұрын

    Goddamn Tywin *_may_* have been intelligent but he certainly was not wise.

  • @scottm8292

    @scottm8292

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Diego-zz1df They lost a world war.

  • @nathangamble125

    @nathangamble125

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Diego-zz1df Pretty well. They're still rich AF.

  • @braedengriffiths4249
    @braedengriffiths42495 жыл бұрын

    They basically started the Holy Roman Empire 2.0.... Great job D&D.

  • @oam6626

    @oam6626

    5 жыл бұрын

    Braeden Griffiths as if they know what the HRE is

  • @bryanmanuel4945

    @bryanmanuel4945

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can't wait for boder gore,Sansa's desendants being king of the North while being king of the six kingdoms,but the north not being part of the six kingdoms and the having a various lordships scattered around the realm and I can only imagine how well this is going to go... And sorry for the bad writing I kinda forgot to spell well.

  • @michaeldaley4777

    @michaeldaley4777

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even worse they created the HRE post 1648 when the emperor had no actual power.

  • @9xprincess

    @9xprincess

    5 жыл бұрын

    Was the Holy Roman Empire that bad? Also the show is to incompetent they forget that with Dorne the "7 Kingdoms" are actually 8 but without the North it is now really 7 Kingdoms.

  • @notanothermichael4676

    @notanothermichael4676

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@bryanmanuel4945 The North will be the New Austria. I cant wait for the Starks to be as inbred as the Hasburgs

  • @justafaniv1097
    @justafaniv10975 жыл бұрын

    Northern independence was the WORST idea possible at that point. Not only will Southern revanchism pick up the minute her brother dies (ask Dorne how easily the other kingdoms give up the idea of continental unification), but Sansa missed the perfect opportunity to cement her dynasty on the throne in the new elective monarchy. Think of it this way, at the time of the council in the Dragon pit, Sansa controlled the North, her brother the crownlands, her uncle the Riverlands, and her cousin the Vale. 4/9 of the voting kingdoms are of Tully blood. Grant Yara her independence and they are unbeatable. This could have ensured that their interests were seen too for generations to come with a disproportionate influence in the kingly elections. Instead, Sansa decides to declare independence, which is all well and good until the Northerners have to pay new taxes on wheat and wine imports to get them through a rough winter. Add in the fact that the North probably lost a ridiculous % of its adult Male population between external war, civil war, zombies, and weddings, and the North isnt going to be self sustaining anytime soon. Ugh, that ending made me so mad.

  • @ruifigueiredo5486

    @ruifigueiredo5486

    5 жыл бұрын

    and remember the writers have been trying to sell us the whole idea that sansa is now the smartest person in the kingdoms because she learned from littlefinger BITCH if LF was there he would become king in 5 minutes

  • @Tearakan

    @Tearakan

    5 жыл бұрын

    North might end up fine. Just play defensive on the neck plus the loss of life might end up helping the survivors get more rights like after the Black Death hit Europe. The south is fucked and will be mired in assassinations and war for generations now.

  • @middler5

    @middler5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yup. Queen Sansa will be facing her own rebellion pretty soon.

  • @Rocketboy1313

    @Rocketboy1313

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kind of reminds me of the ending of "Fury Road" as the change in who was in change led to the water based economy totally destabilizing. It made sense in that movie because it was more fantastical (ironically) than GoT.

  • @noneednoneed5752

    @noneednoneed5752

    5 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing is that Martin was making fun of Tolkien saying that "Aragorn didn't think about tax rate" Yes you have the whole Stark Clan not thinking about a way to protect their bloodline after the ending the War that started with Ned Stark getting his head shopped off ...

  • @aryansingh2459
    @aryansingh24595 жыл бұрын

    Isn't Bran a Greenseer ? He is technically immortal , he could reign indefinitely. God emperor confirmed you guys !

  • @sophiawilson8696

    @sophiawilson8696

    5 жыл бұрын

    maybe I think he find a Greenseer who just powerful as he is.

  • @shorewall

    @shorewall

    4 жыл бұрын

    Geez, living forever as a cripple? Can't he find some magic to get better? :D

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@shorewall If he gets good enough at warging, his body is basically just a thing his mind needs to make sure is kept alive. Arya has wolf-dreams when she's on another continent, I'm sure Bran can learn to-oh right, this is the show, only Bran gets any wargy stuff. Guess the other direwolves were just for show.

  • @finnheisenheim8274

    @finnheisenheim8274

    4 жыл бұрын

    He ascended to a higher plane of existence by becoming a paraplegic....kinda like big E himself

  • @c28baby

    @c28baby

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bran: “Now to stick trout all over myself and move to a sandy place.”

  • @AlexS-oj8qf
    @AlexS-oj8qf4 жыл бұрын

    His solution is literaly Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth with Prussia having independence.

  • @Christopher_TG

    @Christopher_TG

    3 жыл бұрын

    To me it sounds a bit more like the Holy Roman Empire with its Prince-Electors.

  • @HolyknightVader999

    @HolyknightVader999

    3 жыл бұрын

    And we all know where that ended, right?

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    3 жыл бұрын

    Prussia is not the North. the North is devastated, with only 4000 good fighting men. Prussia is more like the Reach which is still there.

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HolyknightVader999 well the HRE was doing just dandy until napoleon smashed it with a sledge hammer. are you implying that the system cant work because an ambitious foreign general with a disciplined army will come in and smash them?

  • @jakejones8225

    @jakejones8225

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@godemperorofmankind3.091 fine and dandy??!! you must be on about a different HRE

  • 5 жыл бұрын

    “Sorry for the rushed ending, I work with Star Wars now.” 😂

  • @briannevs7992

    @briannevs7992

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think people have a fundamental misunderstanding about GoT...they go on the assumption that its supposed to have a "good" ending in terms of "happily ever after" and that Tyrion is an avatar for modern day thinking...but this isnt true...real democracy was brought up by Sam but the rest laughed at him because, well, why would the people in power give up that power? Were things rushed and not fleshed out? Oh yeah...but to assume that "Tyrion would have never suggested this" is assuming that Tyrion is us.

  • @MicMan03

    @MicMan03

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brian Nevs your a fool

  • @briannevs7992

    @briannevs7992

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@MicMan03 Seriously, please tell me why

  • @MazaAzi

    @MazaAzi

    5 жыл бұрын

    You are Weeeeeak@@briannevs7992

  • @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389

    @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@briannevs7992 Tyrion inacted an elective monarchy, just like ck2

  • @firstnamelastname7113
    @firstnamelastname71135 жыл бұрын

    Chaos isn’t a ladder. It’s a ramp

  • @SH19922x

    @SH19922x

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha, Baelish sounds like a fuckhead now

  • @fulcrum2951

    @fulcrum2951

    5 жыл бұрын

    For The Emperor

  • @PatricioHondagneuRoig

    @PatricioHondagneuRoig

    5 жыл бұрын

    And be thankful that it didn't end up being a conveyor belt

  • @joshuamitchell5018

    @joshuamitchell5018

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chaos is a ladder and brann is the best at climbing.

  • @hellsonion514

    @hellsonion514

    5 жыл бұрын

    We have to break the wheel. *replaces one wheel with two*

  • @randomlyentertaining8287
    @randomlyentertaining82874 жыл бұрын

    "They can even vote for themselves." *Pirate Court flashbacks*

  • @NewNicator

    @NewNicator

    4 жыл бұрын

    And the bickering then fighting between the pirates when Jack voted “Elizabeth Swan” is what would happen between the High Lords of the kingdoms after every election.

  • @jefftorres3990
    @jefftorres39905 жыл бұрын

    The moment The North announces it is leaving the 7 kingdoms, The Prince of Dorne would have stood up and said, "I will poison everybody here if Dorne isn't recognized as it's own kingdom!"

  • @whaddyamean99

    @whaddyamean99

    5 жыл бұрын

    Made no sense to me that the North got to be independent. Dorne was an independent principality for like 150 years after Aegon's conquest, yet they don't get autonomy? I call BS

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whaddyamean99 Dorne's ruling family for all of that time was just wiped out. the new guy doesnt have anywhere near the love or stability Martells enjoyed. and Greyjoys were never independent. it was the Hoares who ruled the Ironborn for most of their history

  • @dangerousboxx666

    @dangerousboxx666

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@godemperorofmankind3.091 dorne as a nation wants to be Independent lol. They would flock to the new Martell prince for this decision. Same with the iron islands. They were independent for a few years with balon. All 3 should have been independent in the end.

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dangerousboxx666 the new Prince is not a Martell so far as we know. theyre all dead. its probably some random Yornwood which means their hold on Dorne is tenuous as it is, let alone able to control an independent Dorne. Sansa had been ruling the North on her own for months. and Yara, well, if she attempted to go for independence, what if Bran says no? she knows twice whats happened whe the Greyjoys tried to be independent by force

  • @dangerousboxx666

    @dangerousboxx666

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@godemperorofmankind3.091 again a of dorne wants independence. Being the only dornish lord there even asking and getting it the dornish lords would probably flock to him as being the one to lift their 150 year occupation. The chances of the dornish lords trying to usurp him because he couldn't get independence seems more likely. Seen as a weak lord when sansa couls get independence but not him.

  • @danielborza4399
    @danielborza43995 жыл бұрын

    Sansa: The northerners would never accept a southern king I mean, c'mon, Bran is literally a Stark. How could you be less southern than that?

  • @JustAUsername13

    @JustAUsername13

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bran: Bitch please, the Northerners shut up and took it from the Boltons, our kind are nothing more than barking dogs.

  • @cloudstrife746

    @cloudstrife746

    5 жыл бұрын

    The kid is Ned motherfucking starks last true son and heir to winterfell. How can you get more northern then that??!!!

  • @shubhampawaskar6694

    @shubhampawaskar6694

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah there's a stark king on the throne now but you can't guarantee that that's gonna happen in the future with all this elected monarchy stuff ! Hence the hullabaloo.

  • @hieroglyphy6181

    @hieroglyphy6181

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sansa pulled that stunt because she selfishly wanted to be Queen of something (anything). If Tyrion gave a speech and chose here for the throne, the north would have been all in (I suspect). That entire happy ending was ridiculous. Jon would have been killed immediately, and that would have been the end of that. Some of the remaining Kingdoms would have gone to war against the Unsullied and the Dothraki. Dorne and The Iron Islands would probably come to the defense of Dany’s army simply for show. Then use the situation as a reason to claim their independence.

  • @joeycognition3260

    @joeycognition3260

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@hieroglyphy6181 Eh Dorne was always independent, they were simply allies. Who knew their best interest was to always side with targaryens

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial5 жыл бұрын

    Bran: I will be King of the Seven Kingdoms Sansa: The North declares its independence lol Bran: Fine, I’ll be King of the Six Kingdoms Everyone: Wait? That was an option?

  • @SpookyGhostGoku

    @SpookyGhostGoku

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Iron Islands:* Aye, we were promised independence! *Dorne:* Independence? Yo, can we get in on this? *The Riverlands:* Hey, so our territory and people have sort of been ravished and butchered by all of YOUR wars (shout out to War of 5 Kings) so if we’re handing out independence...

  • @whereeveritgoes

    @whereeveritgoes

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bran: I will be King of the Seven Kingdoms Sansa: The North declares its independence lol Bran: Fine, I’ll be King of the Six Kingdoms Everyone: Wait? That was an option? Bran: No, that's because she's my sister and the bitch keeps fucking whining about it.

  • @hellohaveaniceday4487

    @hellohaveaniceday4487

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ah, my favourite prosecutor.How´s the coffee?

  • @12345678981010

    @12345678981010

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Liz Lee sounds like brexit ? ;)

  • @LowestofheDead

    @LowestofheDead

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because of independence, the North can never be chosen to rule the six kingdoms again. I'm guessing Dorne and the Iron Islands think it's worth it to stay for that reason

  • @someguy6384
    @someguy63845 жыл бұрын

    Why don't you try to do alternate history scenarios for Game of Thrones. Shit like, what if Robb Stark wasn't killed at the Red Wedding and etc.

  • @matthewsteele99

    @matthewsteele99

    5 жыл бұрын

    I like this idea

  • @Brandonhayhew

    @Brandonhayhew

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or how about what if House Targaryen actually still had Dragons or King Robert discovered the truth about Jon's true origins.

  • @NanamiZephyr

    @NanamiZephyr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or if Stannis won the battle of Blackwater bay?

  • @jackbarnes7432

    @jackbarnes7432

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or What if King Robert survived the boar hunt?

  • @Coys319

    @Coys319

    5 жыл бұрын

    TabsZy Gaming everyone bends the knee

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere10084 жыл бұрын

    I remember when I finished Dexter, my first thought was “well at least that awful ending can serve as a cautionary tale to future writers” How naïve of me

  • @philingrouille7198

    @philingrouille7198

    4 жыл бұрын

    I watch Dexter up to season 5; season 6 was alright but it has some really lazy writing with the villain half way through the season. Season 7 was good. Season 8's plot was garbage and the finale sucked balls. Season 5 does kinda feel like Spider-Man: Far from home to me in the way though; you go from a climax like season 4 and then you have this filler season with a decent ending, but I'd rather have season 5 as the series finale than season 8

  • @nont18411

    @nont18411

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which Better Call Saul and Brooklyn Nine-Nine don’t go on the same path.

  • @drehitemup9904

    @drehitemup9904

    3 жыл бұрын

    Watch barry

  • @alicewalton7411
    @alicewalton74115 жыл бұрын

    Tyrion: Bran should be King Bran: *knows the last three eyed raven lived for thousands of years* yeeeeeeeesssss

  • @carlrood4457

    @carlrood4457

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not if it's the same guy from the books. He was well over 100, but not thousands of years old.

  • @Hoztyle619

    @Hoztyle619

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, he did that by merging with the tree, I think. I don't know if King's Landing has a weirdtree for Bran to take root.

  • @Oswald_Thatendswald

    @Oswald_Thatendswald

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not if he really is Brynden Rivers.

  • @pimposaurus2340

    @pimposaurus2340

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh god the king is part tree now!

  • @chaywen9240

    @chaywen9240

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Hoztyle619 they sure as shit don't anymore after the dragon attack

  • @beanywalrus00
    @beanywalrus005 жыл бұрын

    Its like D&D played CK2 for an hour in the HRE, got elected as Emperor, and thought WOW THIS IS PERFECT FOR WESTEROS

  • @moosenut7671

    @moosenut7671

    5 жыл бұрын

    They played the Ck2 game of thrones mod and let it run for a couple hours and this season popped out

  • @doogin9965

    @doogin9965

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@moosenut7671 Honestly yes. I'd do that too. D&D was like "Mmmmm gimmie some of that sweet juicy elective gavelkind."

  • @ObsceneSuperMatt

    @ObsceneSuperMatt

    5 жыл бұрын

    One time I was king of Spain, and then died suddenly and was a woman who had a single county, and then she died and her heir was suddenly elected Emperor of the HRE.

  • @BradTheAmerican

    @BradTheAmerican

    5 жыл бұрын

    But how much incest did the CK2 match have? That's very important for the story.

  • @SH19922x

    @SH19922x

    5 жыл бұрын

    Out of all the material in the world Crusader Kings is what you went with? Pure 100% hipster douche no one outside of a tiny niche hub of PC gamers even know what that is! Lol

  • @tepesobrejac4360
    @tepesobrejac43605 жыл бұрын

    The last time the lords of Westeros elected the king The Dance of Dargons happened.

  • @namelessenigma

    @namelessenigma

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not really. The first Blackfyre Rebellion would make a better comparison.

  • @fildariusv7045

    @fildariusv7045

    4 жыл бұрын

    nameless Well that Rebellion technically was because one of the worst kings in Westeros legitimated ALL OF HIS BASTARDS SONS

  • @fishyfish1917

    @fishyfish1917

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, the dance of *DARGONS*

  • @buckybone89

    @buckybone89

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aegon V was elected nearly a century later...at the end of the day, someone really should've convinced his older brother Aemon (yes, that Aemon) that he had more of a duty to the realm than to the Maesters.

  • @HolyknightVader999

    @HolyknightVader999

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mostly because the lords wanted a man but the rightful heir, a woman, didn't want to cede power.

  • @ankithnair
    @ankithnair4 жыл бұрын

    When Tyrion started his speech I thought he would say enough of United Kingdoms of Westeros, now let's just breakup and rule our lands ourselves.

  • @valentinsenner6418

    @valentinsenner6418

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which would actually have been a good ending, especially given the fact to Westeros has never been united since the ending of season one.

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha16325 жыл бұрын

    That image of the face of smug Bron hovering over Westeros is literally all I need to see to know this is a bad idea. It's so perfect I don't even have words.

  • @JragonHunter
    @JragonHunter5 жыл бұрын

    Bran the broken - Long may he wheel

  • @dgray3771

    @dgray3771

    5 жыл бұрын

    More Bran the peekin'wheelie. He watches people fuck fight marry and die. And rolls in his wheelie.

  • @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731

    @umbrellacorporationwuhanfa3731

    5 жыл бұрын

    😏😂

  • @Crosshill

    @Crosshill

    5 жыл бұрын

    we wanted dany to break the wheel instead we got a broken wheeler

  • @Niom_Music

    @Niom_Music

    5 жыл бұрын

    I wheely like this comment

  • @shivajigurav8204

    @shivajigurav8204

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bran the wheely wheely legs no feely

  • @DeezUp4Da3zz
    @DeezUp4Da3zz4 жыл бұрын

    The power vacuum every time a king dies would be a shit storm

  • @MattJunewski

    @MattJunewski

    3 жыл бұрын

    It could turn even into Warlord Era maybe, who knows

  • @DeezUp4Da3zz

    @DeezUp4Da3zz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MattJunewski probably be ninepenny kings on steroids as any big Lord can get the seat lol

  • @DaveMiller6042

    @DaveMiller6042

    3 жыл бұрын

    Late I know but Especially if the king died without an heir.

  • @DeezUp4Da3zz

    @DeezUp4Da3zz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DaveMiller6042 heirs wouldn't matter in this case 😁 when the king dies they vote in another king

  • @Brandonhayhew

    @Brandonhayhew

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DeezUp4Da3zz as long as that Lord has the support of the most powerful lords of Westeros

  • @raynmanshorts9275
    @raynmanshorts92754 жыл бұрын

    D&D: "Democracy is great!" Actual history: "Well, yes. But actually no."

  • @mikehoot3978

    @mikehoot3978

    4 жыл бұрын

    Democracy is soft socialism.

  • @erikt3162

    @erikt3162

    4 жыл бұрын

    Monarch democracy?

  • @roboguard96

    @roboguard96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Indirect democracy yes, direct democracy no. Even if indirect democracy is good it is not in the interest of the kingdoms or houses to implement it

  • @roboguard96

    @roboguard96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tejas Misra elective monarchy’s are just terrible. Ceasar and rome are a prime example. The senate elected him to power before Caesar gave himself infinite power for life, therefore destroying the “elective” bit completely before he was murdered.

  • @roboguard96

    @roboguard96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tejas Misra that would really depend on how the vote share works in this fucking terrible system. Since Tyrion is pretty much the only Lannister left I don’t think it would be them specifically in control, but another more powerful or influential house could effectively manipulate or bribe their candidate into power. It’s just a method of government that doesn’t suit the time period

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem675 жыл бұрын

    A prequel meme intro from Cody??!!!!? *A surprise to be sure but a welcome one*

  • @thedemonhater7748

    @thedemonhater7748

    5 жыл бұрын

    I have to wait 90 days to change my name we will watch your career with great interest.

  • @SneakyJ1991

    @SneakyJ1991

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hello there.

  • @A_annoying_rodent

    @A_annoying_rodent

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@SneakyJ1991 GenEraL kEnoBI!

  • @hanz2904

    @hanz2904

    5 жыл бұрын

    How much more days?

  • @Boomerrage32

    @Boomerrage32

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield425 жыл бұрын

    WRITERS: We'd LIKE to do it justice, but we can't. There just isn't time! HBO EXEC: But there could be. We could give you like, two more seas-- WRITERS: CURSE this short season! (with thanks to the people who wrote that sketch. lol.)

  • @AndrewHalliwell

    @AndrewHalliwell

    5 жыл бұрын

    Super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @patwheeler7436

    @patwheeler7436

    5 жыл бұрын

    What's the sketch called?

  • @TheBrotherGrim

    @TheBrotherGrim

    5 жыл бұрын

    Search for Game of Thrones Season 8 Pitch Meeting, it's pretty funny.

  • @AndrewHalliwell

    @AndrewHalliwell

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pat Wheeler all the pitch meetings are good

  • @Anna-zi7sx

    @Anna-zi7sx

    5 жыл бұрын

    Short seasons are TIGHT

  • @musicalaviator
    @musicalaviator4 жыл бұрын

    Bran in Episode 2 of the season. "I'm not Bran. I'm the 3 eyed raven" The Children of the Forest are the King now. You know. The guys that made white walkers because they hate men.

  • @levongevorgyan6789
    @levongevorgyan67895 жыл бұрын

    They could have just given Bronn the castle itself, and named some other house the Lord of the Reach, and Warden of the East. He got his castle, and maybe one day could establish a legitimate House, while the Reach got its legitimate leadership.

  • @Argos-xb8ek

    @Argos-xb8ek

    2 жыл бұрын

    He should've been the New lord of the Twins He gets to spend his life shaking down the Riverlands with tolls.

  • @robertcoleman349
    @robertcoleman3495 жыл бұрын

    To be fair to the writers, setting up a system that would lead to inevitable war is very in character for Westeros.

  • @TraGamer1606

    @TraGamer1606

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tis true my friend..tis true. 😂

  • @harrylane4

    @harrylane4

    5 жыл бұрын

    They did say around s2 nothing would end well for any of these characters, after all

  • @jesseling6672

    @jesseling6672

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just more of the same. This entire video is retarded and so is he for making it.

  • @overgrownswamp

    @overgrownswamp

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is not a system set up by the Lords or a power-hungry king. This was proposed by a gEnIuS imp and supported by the all-knowing historian.

  • @jesseling6672

    @jesseling6672

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@overgrownswamp Highly intelligent,maybe. Genius is a bit of a stretch. Bran also only approved of it(maybe knowing how itd go? Not sure if he can see alternate outcomes)

  • @WilliamDHaley
    @WilliamDHaley5 жыл бұрын

    That Intro was one of the most glorious things I've ever seen in all of KZread-dom

  • @davidm1818

    @davidm1818

    5 жыл бұрын

    I swear to God that was the best moment of this entire channel. It takes a lot to get me to even snort air from my nose but that had me genuinely audibly laughing

  • @eloisanzara237

    @eloisanzara237

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best meme of the day

  • @oldtechivychap4956

    @oldtechivychap4956

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best 25 seconds of AlternateHistoryHub 2019. Still waiting for Rome pt 3, but with intros like these, I can wait a little longer. Keep up the great work Cody👍

  • @Timi_S

    @Timi_S

    5 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @Timi_S

    @Timi_S

    5 жыл бұрын

    "People asking for rome part 3" golden

  • @godlygamer911
    @godlygamer9115 жыл бұрын

    Oh my God that Hindenburg comparison is so perfect.

  • @igorbednarski8048

    @igorbednarski8048

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Anony298 there's a difference though. Throughout most of it's run Dexter had no great overarching plot, it had the format of monster-of-the-week with season-long arcs connecting the episodes, you can easily treat seasons as separate stories and ignore the bad seasons. GoT was always meant to be an 80hour-long movie that has to be watched in it's entirety and you can't really watch half of it and ignore the terrible resolution of the story. As for Lost I haven't watched it, but anytime someone brings it up in conversation is to complain about it's shitty ending. And no, not all shows become terrible - season 5 of Breaking Bad is widely considered to be a masterpiece and the Finale is one of the highest rated tv episodes of all time.

  • @thijsjong
    @thijsjong4 жыл бұрын

    This never causes any problems at all. Ahem ahem: HolyRomanEmpire, ughugh, ugh

  • @soren633

    @soren633

    4 жыл бұрын

    Personally HRE catches too much flack. Once the electoral system was truly formulated in 1353 which laid the groundwork for Hapsburg hegemony the HRE did remarkably well as an institution protecting such a diverse and large population, even with several different religions in its borders. The viability of the HRE only started to wane because of foreign intervention in the 30 Years War and completely transformed into a shadow of its former self by the time Prussia rose, unencumbered by the declining Hapsburg regime in the 18th century. However a union of decentralized and diverse states ranging from the smallest abbeys to the largest duchies in Central Europe all unified by an elected Emperor lasted for about 900 years, which is remarkably impressive regardless.

  • @pedjapantelic3463
    @pedjapantelic34635 жыл бұрын

    And HBO offered D&D chance to make 10 seasons and George also supported this idea.

  • @pedjapantelic3463

    @pedjapantelic3463

    5 жыл бұрын

    @FBI Wait they will write the Star Wars. Will it be the next trilogy or some tv show? Also poor Star Wars fans.

  • @pinkcrazygirl

    @pinkcrazygirl

    5 жыл бұрын

    George and HBO to D&D: Told you so.

  • @johndarcangelo6893

    @johndarcangelo6893

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hell, they could of had 12, if they're good and keep making money. These guys just wanted to be done and stopped trying.

  • @brianbrush5107

    @brianbrush5107

    5 жыл бұрын

    100th like

  • @wilfridmasgnaux1078

    @wilfridmasgnaux1078

    5 жыл бұрын

    D&D should have just let someone else do the last seasons... What a bunch of selfish pricks.

  • @florencioyuzon3258
    @florencioyuzon32585 жыл бұрын

    Audience: I can't wait to see which dynasty ultimately seizes the---- D&D: *GOTT ERHALTE FRANZ DEN KAISER*

  • @YoghurtKiss

    @YoghurtKiss

    5 жыл бұрын

    Warhammer?

  • @CMAzeriah

    @CMAzeriah

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Silver Legion Habsburg: hey has anyone seen my sister?

  • @user-rh3pe7um8d

    @user-rh3pe7um8d

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@YoghurtKiss kzread.info/dash/bejne/qWxlr7VxoafIaJM.html

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation

    5 жыл бұрын

    *USERN GUTEN KAISER FRANZ!!!*

  • @Uellp

    @Uellp

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Silver Legion No, Franz was Kaiser of Austria, not the Holy Roman Empire.

  • @stasiugaska2838
    @stasiugaska28384 жыл бұрын

    They can even elect themselves, what could go wrong? *polish-lithuanian commonwealth has left the chat*

  • @Jonnesdeknost
    @Jonnesdeknost5 жыл бұрын

    Khaleesi turned way too fast from good/okay queen to mad queen

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's worse. It was just kind of assumed that once Daenerys got enough power, it would start corrupting her and she'd turn into a dragon-hitler that Jon could assassinate, because that fits the plot points GRRM game them (probably without the context that makes it make sense). This overlooks both that Dany was _already_ an absolute monarch and that power doesn't corrupt like that. Power corrupts by unleashing the corruption hiding within us all. Power isn't the source of corruption-power is just the key that reveals it to the world.

  • @ahmdf

    @ahmdf

    4 жыл бұрын

    I actually liked that part. My shock was deep.

  • @timothymclean

    @timothymclean

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@ahmdf I was shocked by it, too. The difference was that I saw the shock as a bad thing, because it was "I don't get why this is happening" shock. The Red Wedding, say, caused shock of the slightly distinct "I didn't see this coming" variety, distinguished by my understanding of why things turned out the way they did.

  • @1243fad

    @1243fad

    4 жыл бұрын

    Timothy McLean You’re right, power doesn’t always corrupt, power reveals. When I first started watching the show I thought she die before she could get the throne as a hero..but her being a villain would’ve been great with one more season or two to flesh out an epic Dance of Dragons part 2 between her and Jon.

  • @benn454

    @benn454

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dany was on the road to mad queen since literally the first season. What's her response when she doesn't get her way? Burn it.

  • @kolya5658
    @kolya56585 жыл бұрын

    "descend into war every human lifetime" *ottoman empire intensifies*

  • @kebabinii7577

    @kebabinii7577

    5 жыл бұрын

    Did you talk shit about me Ulan !! I hope you are ready to become şiş kebap

  • @gokbay3057

    @gokbay3057

    5 жыл бұрын

    That totally didn't happen though. The Sultan-to-be just had his (half-)brothers strangled and be done with it. After that policy there weren't that many civil wars. There was wars but it was hardly the problem with stability and system of governance. More like external enemies.

  • @mkratos17

    @mkratos17

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gokbay3057 true but it also made the presumed heir keep their younger brothers out positions of power to keep them from starting a civil war and could be quietly murdered. this would back fire if the intended heir died and were stuck with an idiot that was essentially a prisoner in a Palace that knew nothing

  • @chryslers1gz208
    @chryslers1gz2085 жыл бұрын

    Jaime's Kingslayer level was so high he tried to kill the king 8 years ago

  • @GZilla311

    @GZilla311

    4 жыл бұрын

    And then conveniently forgot why he did that and started acting like he never cared about smallfolk, despite the ENTIRE REASON he betrayed his vows was to protect them.

  • @TheToby121

    @TheToby121

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GZilla311 a good person can stop being good. It is not a matter of their nature, but their conditioning. Jamie is conditioned to become less like the knight he wishes to be and to become more sick and twisted like the rest othe nobles f kingslanding

  • @shayla106

    @shayla106

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ask About Socialism/ Ask About Inequality Nope just bad writing. He even left Cersei because it was the right thing to do.

  • @ijustworkhere1008
    @ijustworkhere10084 жыл бұрын

    >Bronn is made master of coin and lord of the reach You could power all of the east coast with how many wats were produced

  • @mjbull5156

    @mjbull5156

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bronn was a man who did not understand bookkeeping and finance (see season 3) and showed no interest in learning. He will be a disaster as master of coin, at least until the Iron Bank sends a Faceless Man his way..

  • @kacperkowalczyk3844

    @kacperkowalczyk3844

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mjbull5156 Nah man, they'll be laughing their asses off while completely outsmarting him in every single deal. What a joy. That's if he isn't immediately overthrown by the Fossoways or Hightowers lol.

  • @hoofie7371
    @hoofie73714 жыл бұрын

    Making every single nobleman in all the realm have just as good a claim to the throne as anyone else is such a splendid idea. This will totally not result in an absolute bloodbath and ridiculous privileges for the nobles at the expense of the smallfolk, because an elected king will actually have to win the favour of the people who are to vote for him. Seriously, thinking is difficult.

  • @haydencantthink

    @haydencantthink

    Жыл бұрын

    Tbh, this idea kind of fits Tyrion in the books as of right now. Tyrion despises Westeros and would probably come up with this scheme just to make everyone suffer even more if given the chance

  • @Nikeel_A.W
    @Nikeel_A.W5 жыл бұрын

    Who would have guessed the Iron throne was a wheelchair all along? sUBvErT auDiENcE exPecTaTionS

  • @asparagoose8992

    @asparagoose8992

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nikeel A.W the wooden throne

  • @lightestiler1915

    @lightestiler1915

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now we have a literal wheel, two of them in fact.

  • @manorui100

    @manorui100

    5 жыл бұрын

    AnYthiNg i doNt unDersTand iS StUpid AnD bAd wrItinG EveN thO ThAtS hoW the BoOK eNds

  • @khanbw

    @khanbw

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@manorui100 What is your point? Are the books uncriticizable? You aren't allowed to dislike something in the show if its in the books?

  • @sivvaldimarsdottir5873

    @sivvaldimarsdottir5873

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@manorui100 Is it though? For all I know the books aren't even finished.

  • @Thanos_01
    @Thanos_015 жыл бұрын

    D&D: "We kind of just forgot about good writing"

  • @peger

    @peger

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nah. Shit like this happens when you end up with source material and you have to finish the rest of the story yourself. ;)

  • @michaelxz1305

    @michaelxz1305

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@peger Nah. Shit like this happens when you try to to cram a couple seasons worth of events into 6 episodes - I doubt anyone could have written it really well in such few episodes. For example the BS about kill the night king and all your white walker problems go away, is really convenient time-saving-wise

  • @gameoflife9576

    @gameoflife9576

    5 жыл бұрын

    Thanos can you please snap out of existence D&D ?

  • @sophiawilson8696

    @sophiawilson8696

    5 жыл бұрын

    They didn't run out source materials they could go for 10 years with the books they got. They skip many of plots lines and stories that sweep under rug.

  • @godzillavkk

    @godzillavkk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please, I've seen bad writing, and it's nothing like this.

  • @cap4081
    @cap40815 жыл бұрын

    Skyrim: Has a system where Jarls elect a high king GoT: I'll take your entire stock!

  • @LordInquisitor701

    @LordInquisitor701

    4 жыл бұрын

    How often do you hear about jarls going to war with each other

  • @fildariusv7045

    @fildariusv7045

    4 жыл бұрын

    JK Wright The problem is (I don't know too much about Elder Scrolls lore sorry) that I assume the system in which jarls elected High Kings had been done for centuries if not thousands of years. But in Westeros, a continent which has never knew a century of peace, with millenia of wars between dozens of kingdoms and later the seven remaining and even when Aegon unified them, the political intrigues, the rebellions from powerful Houses, bastards, The Faith, the smallfolk... you really think with all this in mind, a vote system would actually qork? There would even be more wars before Brann's reign has ended!

  • @HolyknightVader999

    @HolyknightVader999

    3 жыл бұрын

    The difference is, the Empire is usually there to police Skyrim to make sure that their elections and the country in general did not descend into civil war or anarchy. If the Jarls go back to killing each other and vying for control, the Empire would shove a boot up their ass. The only reason the Civil War in Skyrim lasted for so long was because most of the Imperial Legion was tied down on their border with the Aldmeri Dominion. If they didn't have the elves to worry about, the Empire would have squashed Ulfric Stormcloak's rebellion in an afternoon.

  • @MrYzan

    @MrYzan

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@HolyknightVader999 Kinda like the Brits and the US independence. The Brits were fighting a proper world war.

  • @HolyknightVader999

    @HolyknightVader999

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrYzan And then Spain and France got involved.

  • @ProduccionesPaquito
    @ProduccionesPaquito4 жыл бұрын

    Our local ruins of Italica here in Seville have the incredible honor of being where this marvel of a “worst scene of the f*ckinf series” was recorded... what curse have D&D brought upon this land...

  • @danlorett2184
    @danlorett21845 жыл бұрын

    The best part of this ending is how completely ridiculous and unworkable it is: 1) Even if the Iron islands and Dorne don't IMMEDIATELY secede - the first time electors leave them out in the cold they'll be gone. 2) Bran has literally NO reputation except to a few random high lords. To everyone else he's literally the youngest son of Ned Stark who fell out of a window. He has no connections, no military aptitude, no diplomatic ability, and no charisma. WHY WOULD ANYONE FOLLOW HIM? 3) Bronn is just a meme at this point. He should have been written out of the show after Tyrion's tenure as Hand of the King came to an end. A lot of the stupid twists and nonsensical scenes in this show are literally just BECAUSE WE NEED BRONN TO DO SOMETHING THE AUDIENCE LIKES BRONN. He has ZERO loyalty - his defining character trait is that he can only be bought. Now you've just made him the richest person on the continent. Who knows WTF he is going to do now? And you have VERY little ability to stop him if he wants to fuck around - you literally need him to fund the kingdom and feed everyone in the aftermath of all of these wars. Bronn is an anchor, and making him Lord of Highgarden is literally chaining it to your neck and throwing yourself in the sea. Worst possible decision. Make him run the King's Landing guards or make him a high ranking military officer. Awful decision. 4) The North is basically the most politically powerful part of Westeros now and they're technically not even part of your kingdom. But you still have to make them happy else they'll vote against you - or worse, turn other houses against you and end up in a war. But they have ZERO skin in the game. They get to vote but they don't have to deal with the consequences. This is literally a HORRIBLE decision. 5) The whole voting system in general is a HORRIBLE idea. Congrats, now you're the Holy Roman Empire - except worse, because you don't even have a religion in common or religious authority to help prop you up. You're just a bunch of kingdoms that mostly hate each other and have every incentive to backstab and now you have a constant reason to backstab and assassinate and scheme. Don't like the current king? Threaten, backstab, bribe, assassinate the King and get your own elected. 6) With Dorne and the Iron islands still forced to be part of this charade the first faction that realizes "hey, I can literally get 2 votes just by telling them I'll give them autonomy if they make me King" is basically guaranteed to get elected. Even worse - that house literally only has to get one other vote to get a straight majority and is guaranteed a stalemate as long as they can make sure at least one house that isn't voting for them will not vote as a bloc with their enemies. Also the North now gets to be the tiebreaking vote WHILE STILL HAVING NO SKIN IN THE GAME! This system is literally built from the ground up to tear itself apart at the first opportunity. 7) Tyrion came up with this system and is ALSO now the Hand of the King. BTW, everyone hates Tyrion. The common people still think he's a kinslaying demon monkey who sided with the Essos female version of Hitler. Most of the houses hate him - also, WHO IS GOING TO RUN THE WESTERLANDS NOW? And you put a guy with a history of treachery (betrayed his family, betrayed Daenerys) who also happens to be hated by most of the people in Essos too... as Hand of the King. BTW, since Bran is such a nonentity there's a pretty decent chance that Tyrion will wield most of the power. Total fucking shambles. Just holy shit, for being the "smartest person in Game of Thrones" Tyrion really outdid himself. I can't think of a WORSE system than this one. Just emulating the Dothraki would probably work out better.

  • @michaelgarofalo6231

    @michaelgarofalo6231

    5 жыл бұрын

    Liz Lee I’m sorry but you’re wrong about why Jon was made King in the North, it wasn’t because “he has a penis” it’s because quite frankly while he has been in the North fighting ice demons beyond the wall, leading men against said ice demons and just generally being a badass, Sansa has literally accomplished nothing apart from being married off, twice! To her families enemies no less! Jon is a born leader and quite frankly one of the greatest swordsman alive in Westeros and whilst in the show he got shafted in the last two seasons, that doesn’t change the fact that whilst he’s a warrior king who has been fighting and winning wars, Sansa is just a girl who is more southern than northern!

  • @shubhampawaskar6694

    @shubhampawaskar6694

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but no one generally cares about the north . To the rest of the kingdoms the north is a barren wasteland with cold hard people just like their winters and strange gods .

  • @LowestofheDead

    @LowestofheDead

    5 жыл бұрын

    The North doesn't have a vote or chance to be king because they chose independence - that's the reason Dorne & the Iron Islands have for staying. They'd follow Bran because he's a member of the strongest house left on Westeros because most other houses are extinct after the war. Sure voting isn't a perfect solution, but no TV show could end with 40 minutes of Tyrion drafting a perfect constitutional democracy in medieval times and successfully persuading everyone to accept it. Viewers would recognise it as unrealistic and hate it as much as they do now.

  • @michaelgarofalo6231

    @michaelgarofalo6231

    5 жыл бұрын

    WaveHello tbh I’m unsure as to why the “wheel” needs to be broken as it were, you know apart from the American democracy fuck yeah attitude which is the only reason I can think of for that ridiculous attitude towards a system that in the world of Ice and Fire has worked for over five thousand years! I mean Westeros hasn’t even reached the renaissance yet and they’re trying to implement the building blocks for democracy?

  • @FNGLHR

    @FNGLHR

    5 жыл бұрын

    2) Because he's actually Cthulhu and this is now a Lovecraftian nightmare that will manipulate all things with his crazy powers and utterly fuck over all humanity to get his way. You put a flesh puppet on the throne, Tyrion, get work, the greater evil won!

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace12215 жыл бұрын

    This is possibly the most memetastic AlternateHistoryHub video yet.

  • @interstellarsurfer

    @interstellarsurfer

    5 жыл бұрын

    So dank, so spicy, so Cody. 😎👍

  • @michaeldiekmann6494
    @michaeldiekmann64944 жыл бұрын

    Benioff prides himself by only reading one book for research. Yes, the guy who wanted to do Confederate.

  • @dylanrodrigues

    @dylanrodrigues

    4 жыл бұрын

    Michael Diekmann D&D making a show about fucking slavery in today's climate? What could possibly go wrong?

  • @Raine749

    @Raine749

    5 ай бұрын

    I could only imagine how that would go

  • @_Channel-ce4vq
    @_Channel-ce4vq4 жыл бұрын

    It's not Tyrion's solution for Westeros that doomed everyone. It was D&D's Solution for Westeros Doomed Everyone

  • @Magnetcross
    @Magnetcross5 жыл бұрын

    Bet Tyrion made that political decision for a vote for a new king was to change the subject so he wouldn’t be executed or a prisoner anymore just to save his own skin.

  • @jebes909090

    @jebes909090

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's a nice story, you're king now! Oh and Disney wants you to write for em.

  • @seliev1124
    @seliev11245 жыл бұрын

    D&Ds just started unholy mix of HRE and Poland-Lithuania. Both of them died painfully and this awaits for The Six Kingdoms of Westeros.

  • @arhambliss8606

    @arhambliss8606

    5 жыл бұрын

    HRE survived for over 1000 years and Napoleon had to end it Napoleon. But again over 1000 years. Take the Ottomans for example they only managed about 600 years or the Romans. 500 years or so.

  • @jorgeshaft1483

    @jorgeshaft1483

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not to rub too much on the soon to be Four Kingdoms, but both of those countries did last for hundreds of years before being destroyed by outsiders, so it's not that terrible. Of course, Cody's points are the more real weaknesses.

  • @evrensaygn1017

    @evrensaygn1017

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@arhambliss8606 HRE was pretty much dead near or after Protestant alliances and stuff and after that it was just a title nothing more. Even before that, it wasnt an empire nor holy nor roman. Everybody did their own thing even princes sometimes fought with the Emperors.

  • @arhambliss8606

    @arhambliss8606

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@evrensaygn1017 Tell me of an single empire, kingdom then where the nobles or the people in power did not fight the emperor/king in the history of said empire?Just because there where rebellion it does not make it there own thing.

  • @jeffbenton6183

    @jeffbenton6183

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@arhambliss8606 Agree on your main point, but just to be nitpicky, "Rome lasted 500 years" - depends on what you mean by "Rome" the Kingom/Republic together lasted about 700 years before the Ceasars, the unified Empire lasted about 300 - with a temporary crisis of three empires, the Western half lasted only 150 years after the final split, but the Eastern half lasted for 1000 years later.

  • @erdrickcapet3945
    @erdrickcapet39455 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god. Best analogy ever, comparing it to the Hindenburg. We don't remember the marvel of luxurious travel across the Atlantic; we remember the fiery crash and burn. Makes me so sad. Also though makes me look back on shows like Breaking Bad and say, that dude should teach classes in Hollywood on this is how you end a TV show. And so many props on the Red Letter Media reference, even if they were referring to Star Trek and not GOT. The historian in me (I'm a history teacher) was screaming at the screen in that council meeting. Haven't you guys heard of the freaking Holy Roman Empire? The voting by the big powerful nobles worked out really well there huh? I should have put quotes around voting, because look what the freaking Hapsburgs did to that shit.

  • @xanderb6946

    @xanderb6946

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah somhow I doubt that Tyrion heard of the HRE

  • @erdrickcapet3945

    @erdrickcapet3945

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@xanderb6946 Wasn't referring to Tyrion man, was referring to the writers of Game of Thrones. Have you seen the interviews? They think their solution was novel and innovative and hadn't been done before and was awesome; obviously they skipped history class in college cause it's been done a lot in history and almost always backfired.

  • @angryxinch8812
    @angryxinch88125 жыл бұрын

    Did everyone forget the three eyed raven lives for thousands of years?

  • @pflernak

    @pflernak

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bran forgot to mention it to them

  • @shayla106

    @shayla106

    4 жыл бұрын

    AngryXInch Won’t work the three eyed raven had the tree. In the books it was specifically cared for by the the children which helped to prolong his life.

  • @brendan9868

    @brendan9868

    4 жыл бұрын

    A bit over 100, not thousands of years. And his life was only prolonged by being hooked to a weirwood tree and taken care of the by the children of the forest.

  • @Corusame
    @Corusame5 жыл бұрын

    This can all be summed up four words the writers of the last season like to say... ‘I forgot about that’.

  • @manifestgtr

    @manifestgtr

    5 жыл бұрын

    DonHewgodooko Also “you need bad pussy”

  • @DovahSheep

    @DovahSheep

    5 жыл бұрын

    No D and D never forget, it's the characters

  • @GZilla311

    @GZilla311

    4 жыл бұрын

    Last TWO seasons. Season 7 was nearly as bad. So bad that I quit on it after, but wrote a LONG explanation as to why. Can send it over to you if you want.

  • @1984Phalanx
    @1984Phalanx5 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't the dragon have attacked on a foggy morning or something? Would explain why the ballista became useless all of a sudden.

  • @genzo_-sensei5719

    @genzo_-sensei5719

    5 жыл бұрын

    People would still complain though,,, but yh catch them off guard on the night or early morning, but Dany still has human eyes and she might not see at night while her dragon shooting fire would be a good target

  • @callan6499

    @callan6499

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@genzo_-sensei5719 then cooking all of kings landing suddenly has valid reasoning.

  • @christoforospaphitis4090

    @christoforospaphitis4090

    5 жыл бұрын

    actually they did this somewhat right. Dany attacked with the sun on her back, a tactic that was used by pilots in WW1 and WW2.

  • @Darklarik

    @Darklarik

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or just attack at night. Drogon is black, at night time he would be invisible. Like he was in the Varys execution scene, where he was behind Dany all the time and no one saw

  • @christoforospaphitis4090

    @christoforospaphitis4090

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Darklarik the same goes for the defenses, hard to pinpoint them at night. Usually in warfare night raids were carpet bombings so the need for accuracy was not paramount.

  • @paxshmitz2665
    @paxshmitz26654 жыл бұрын

    So in short the kingdoms of westeros became the HRE. Yea that spells stability.

  • @kapitan19969838

    @kapitan19969838

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy Roman Empire > Westerosi shithole

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali4 жыл бұрын

    Of all the dumb things decided at that meeting, Sansa demanding the North's independence was the most bafflingly infuriating. I know the creators just wanted to give Sansa a 'yass kween slay' moment, but it makes no sense for her to immediately undermine the first Stark king's rule by seceding. It weakens her family's power as well as her own, not to mention setting up the new Westerosi state to collapse. The one smart thing about appointing Bran king would be that it'd be a compromise with the North, allowing the seven kingdoms to persist without the northmen losing face, and they completely shattered that in the very same scene, and don't even seem aware of it.

  • @JamesB21a
    @JamesB21a5 жыл бұрын

    "Season 8 was a thing that existed...", a perfect summary!

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian5 жыл бұрын

    "We apologize for Season 8, those responsible have been sacked."

  • @hellsonion514

    @hellsonion514

    5 жыл бұрын

    Personally I preferred "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink" and "Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist"

  • @vengefulenigma

    @vengefulenigma

    5 жыл бұрын

    The way King's landing was sacked, preferably.

  • @scottmantooth8785

    @scottmantooth8785

    5 жыл бұрын

    the sacking of those responsible for the sacking have also been sacked and replaced with less sackable sackers

  • @miadestroyerofworlds5735

    @miadestroyerofworlds5735

    5 жыл бұрын

    It was the moose guy again

  • @warlordofbritannia

    @warlordofbritannia

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mia Destroyer of worlds No, no, no....twas the guy’s sister who had the unfortunate encounter with the moose; cmon, don’t forget important details, that’s happened too much lately...

  • @Gothic7876
    @Gothic78765 жыл бұрын

    They could of done the entire war against the white walkers one season on its own. Then covered the final phase for the Iron Throne. Actually show Daenerys slowly slipping into insanity and Jon realising that he will have to shoulder the Burden of taking the throne.

  • @EvolvementEras
    @EvolvementEras4 жыл бұрын

    I already love watching your channel, found you through Mr. Terry, but watching you do it from this perspective is just glorious!

  • @prodbymao
    @prodbymao5 жыл бұрын

    Tyrion: Let's make Westerros Electional Monarchy! Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth: Liberum Veto!

  • @kristoffervalen2935

    @kristoffervalen2935

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully Westeros have a tsar in the east a sultan to south and two kaisers to the west!

  • @AddBowIfGirl

    @AddBowIfGirl

    5 жыл бұрын

    Chaos *an oligarchy

  • @peger

    @peger

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'll pay you if you vote for me:P. Cheers from Poland.

  • @caucasusmapper7098

    @caucasusmapper7098

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Elective

  • @Asraeks

    @Asraeks

    5 жыл бұрын

    westeros is now more like HRE now with prince electors and shit.

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia5 жыл бұрын

    No one: Nobody: Not even an inbred Hapsburg: D&D: So, Tyrion kinda forgot about everything that’s happened and why elective monarchy would be the worst idea possible

  • @HolyknightVader999

    @HolyknightVader999

    5 жыл бұрын

    @BlackDeathViral03 I used to be a very strong Stannis fan, until I realized that there is no way in hell he was going to get that throne even with all the blood rights and badassery in the world. Not enough aristocratic support. Almost everyone in the the South fucking hates him, especially the Tyrells. The Tyrells first signed on with Renly, then Tywin, just to fight Stannis, because they loved Renly and hated Stannis. They would sign on with a gibbering retard as king if that retard decided to fight Stannis. It doesn't matter how many of the smaller kingdoms he defeats, he can beat the fucking White Walkers for all we care, he's not getting past the Tyrell army, which is four times the size of Robb's 20K-man army. This is why I also thought that the war between Daenerys and Cersei should have been ten times shorter. With the Tyrells on her side, Dany would have no end of troops or supplies. The Tyrell army would park right in front of the capital after Mace Tyrell's death, blockade the city, and feast outside their walls while the city starved. You'd have Olenna Tyrell and Randyll Tarly holding banquet after banquet for their troops, while the people inside the capital look at it with gaunt, elongated faces and starving stomachs, all the while Daenerys is sunbathing on the beaches of Dragonstone having Jon Snow and Missandei pour lotion on her back. Eventually, the people within the walls will riot and remove Cersei. By the time Dany lands on Westeros, it's all over, and Cersei hands over the crown to avoid starving to death. Even if Euron's 1000-ship fleet tries to save Cersei, the Tyrells have the Redwyne fleet, which would be more than enough to sink Euron's ships if they had dragon support. And since this would be early in the war, Euron wouldn't have any anti-dragon ballistas yet. Which means that he's fucked too.

  • @chasm671

    @chasm671

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's right. Elective monarchy led to the Star Wars prequels.

  • @chasm671

    @chasm671

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@HolyknightVader999 Agreed with most of your point, except the bit about Euron. If he can stand on a barren, rocky island, demand 1000 ships and five minutes later have them, I think a few scorpions would be easy to acquire. I'm just surprised he didn't call in a tactical nuke, but I guess Tyrion had already played that little trick.

  • @DerGuteHut

    @DerGuteHut

    5 жыл бұрын

    If it worked hundred of years in the real world why shouldn't it work in Westeros? The point is...accepting a king and knowing that he and his offspring will be king while you and your offspring NEVER has a chance (as long as you stay loyal) is different from electing a king and hoping that one of your kids might be selected if he dies. So for all the Lords it is a way more attractive option.

  • @lukastegge9977
    @lukastegge99775 жыл бұрын

    Holy Roman Empire V2: Westeros boogaloo

  • @S3Cs4uN8

    @S3Cs4uN8

    4 жыл бұрын

    with 100% Less Habsburgs!

  • @JohnSpike8888
    @JohnSpike88884 жыл бұрын

    "You can't write characters, who are smarter than you." Hmmm...when exactly did D&D run out of book material?

  • @NewPaulActs17

    @NewPaulActs17

    3 жыл бұрын

    about season 4- the red & purple weddings were the climax to the series to me. and they happened literally 100 pages apart in book 3.

  • @koen8993
    @koen89935 жыл бұрын

    And don't forget the new Dothraki faction that just weren't included in this. They'll chose new Khals, start pillaging and bring slavery back to Westeros probably.

  • @Yellow.1844

    @Yellow.1844

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jon is supposed to be their new khal since he killed Dany but whatever

  • @TBSEminem

    @TBSEminem

    5 жыл бұрын

    The dothraki went back to essos,you see them boarding ships alongside the unsullied

  • @koen8993

    @koen8993

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TBSEminem except this was never stated, they wouldn't follow the Unsullied or follow Grey Worm and why would they ever want to leave when the heart of Westeros is weak and ripe for pillaging.

  • @koen8993

    @koen8993

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Yellow.1844 I don't think it works like that. Very few Dothraki followed Dany when Drogo died. I don't remember them having a line of succession.

  • @alejandroojeda1572

    @alejandroojeda1572

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh and the wildlings, now there's no wall in the east. They just have to walk whenever they fell rapey or pillagey

  • @X_A_ic
    @X_A_ic5 жыл бұрын

    Obi: You have become what you have sworn to destroy! Tyrion: Frick You

  • @cosmicodyssey3382
    @cosmicodyssey33825 жыл бұрын

    in context everything that happens makes me think bran was the villain the whole time.

  • @chasm671

    @chasm671

    4 жыл бұрын

    He was. The Night King was the true hero, whose quest was thwarted by a flying little girl.

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave34275 жыл бұрын

    This is what happens when you reset your intelligence points and invest them in charisma.

  • @richardcyr9040
    @richardcyr90405 жыл бұрын

    Alternate GoT: What if George RR Martin could write any faster and not let GoT writers outpace him?

  • @12345678981010

    @12345678981010

    5 жыл бұрын

    alternative ashole leave the man alone and let him writes his book in his own time he dont owe us anything. what if people like you stoped bitching he is an old man writing in his own fucking pace. if it is so easy to write the why dont you ?

  • @Devlerbat

    @Devlerbat

    5 жыл бұрын

    George R.R. Martin would need Stephen King's ghost writers in order to keep up with the pace the show was going.

  • @ChristianAuditore14

    @ChristianAuditore14

    5 жыл бұрын

    We could still be in the book material but they rushed everthing because they wanted to do other things

  • @edisonmichael6345

    @edisonmichael6345

    5 жыл бұрын

    They purposefully rushed the show many seasons ago and power walked two huge books in half a season with the open intent of getting ahead and becoming the sole controlers of the narrative. If they kept pace with the books, they would be aproaching the last published book by around the current season. We may complain about Martin as readers, but the show is certainly not the fault of his slow writing.

  • @shoopoop21

    @shoopoop21

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@edisonmichael6345 This. The showrunners did not like the idea of people being able to spoil their show with the books.

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko15695 жыл бұрын

    AlternateHistoryHub should make Game of Thrones season 9 and everyone would love to see it

  • @maxmillianwiegel1643

    @maxmillianwiegel1643

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zuzu great idea

  • @therebelsaiyan5559

    @therebelsaiyan5559

    5 жыл бұрын

    Zuzu dumb

  • @CaptainFrankay

    @CaptainFrankay

    5 жыл бұрын

    Fucking like this post so he sees it

  • @dixiefish0173

    @dixiefish0173

    5 жыл бұрын

    Except me cuz i never seen it 🍾 & will never see it. But i’ll give y’all likes cuz am nice like that.

  • @Lone432345

    @Lone432345

    5 жыл бұрын

    Its over man, move on.

  • @ianalopez
    @ianalopez4 жыл бұрын

    I've never laughed at an intro so hard in my life. Thank you so much. You earned a new sub

  • @calebl9636
    @calebl96365 жыл бұрын

    This is the first video I have watched from this channel and already love the intro

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter205 жыл бұрын

    Well, _somebody_ is a bit salty about the ending. Sorry, I meant *everybody* is salty about the ending.

  • @lord2529

    @lord2529

    5 жыл бұрын

    Including you I presume?

  • @PitterPatter20

    @PitterPatter20

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lord2529 _Especially_ me

  • @lord2529

    @lord2529

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PitterPatter20 Yeah, I can taste the salt from the Iron Isle all the way from here. lol

  • @Darkdaej
    @Darkdaej5 жыл бұрын

    Also...anyone notice how Westeros will basically be turned into three large empires, each ruled by a Stark? I mean, I think we all expect Jon Snow to become "King-Beyond-The-Wall". So we've got Aegon Targaryen/Jon Stark ruling the "Real North", Sansa Stark ruling the "North" and Bran Stark ruling the rest of the continent. Well, kinda like Hapsburg Europe when you think about it...

  • @umjackd

    @umjackd

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget that Arya is invincible and going to kill whatever's out west. She's the Columbus of her time.

  • @ruifigueiredo5486

    @ruifigueiredo5486

    5 жыл бұрын

    i stil dont understand how the vale the iron islands and dorne accepted that the counsil was formed by 3 starks a stark cousin and a stark uncle the game was rigged from the start

  • @justafaniv1097

    @justafaniv1097

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'll do you one better. House Tully won the Game of Thrones. Bran the Broken, King of the 6 Kingdoms: Tully mother. Sansa Stark, Queen in the North: Tully mother. Edmure Tully, Lord Paramount of the Riverlands: full-blood Tully. Robyn Arryn, Lord Paramount of the Vale: Tully mother. Jon can have his snowy wasteland, Tullys control the two countries of Westeros, and 3/8 of the voting kingdoms of the "6 Kingdoms".

  • @middler5

    @middler5

    5 жыл бұрын

    Another thing to piss other houses and kingdoms off.

  • @aliveithink6985

    @aliveithink6985

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@umjackd IIRC there's canonically nothing really west of Westeros - The world is just round and Arya would end up in the shadowlands. Though to be fair I'd be down with seeing Arya slaughter a bunch of shadow demons and dragons, Doomguy style, as much as I am kinda tired of Arya (A feeling that I'm sure many people share).

  • @marywinchester1322
    @marywinchester13225 жыл бұрын

    7:20-7:34 that ending was HILARIOUS!!!😆

  • @darthczacha
    @darthczacha5 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Poland and I can relate how Tyrion's plan is shit. In 16th century Poland was quite a superpower with great economy, culture. That was the first part of this noble democracy. And then came 17th century, when I can say "the nobles kinda forgot they are running the country" and we had 100 years of constant war. It weakened our country that much that it didn't take to much effort for Russia, Austria and Prussia to make Poland dissapear. From superpower to nothing, thanks Tyrion.

  • @Dragoniiia
    @Dragoniiia5 жыл бұрын

    As a Pole I cringed when they accepted the idea of electing kings. yEAH THAT CERTAINLY ENDED WELL

  • @callan6499

    @callan6499

    5 жыл бұрын

    They are either going to be eaten by the 3 independent realms or become a hereditary monarchy again.

  • @12345678981010

    @12345678981010

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@callan6499 he refers to the polish-commenwealth who was en elective monarchy nedless to say it crashed and burned and got invaded.

  • @thenewkhan4781

    @thenewkhan4781

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, what's more, they choosed Bran Stark to be their king... who's a Northener whose sister rules the now-independent North. How stupid all of them are? Next total war in no more than 5 years. Lol.

  • @taesang5664
    @taesang56645 жыл бұрын

    tyrion is definitely smart. well... at least 3 seasons ago :(

  • @DrkWhiteWolf

    @DrkWhiteWolf

    5 жыл бұрын

    The ruining of Tyrion as a character stems from his rescue in Season 4 where they omit the Tysha confession from Jamie. Without the Tysha confession from Jamie, his actual reason to go confront Tywin doesn't exist, and thus him doing so in the show as it was written should never have happened, because it was solely Tywin doing what he's been doing to Tyrion his entire life. But in the book, it's literally Tyrion finding out, he was truly loved by some one for who he was, not what he had and his father and brother had both taken that from him, and thus was emotionally unstable and completely justified for his actions in the Tower of the hand from a literary perspective. The show has no justification at all. This also creates a Tyrion that is dark and jaded in the books, that is humorless and more corrupt, that across the 5th book we get to see slowly, ever so slowly start to come back to what he used to be... in the show Tyrion never changes, so instead of taking a fan favorite character and warping him to the point of nearly breaking him in like in the books, they just make him a more generic Tyrion like we saw up until before the trial. Meanwhile the way he acts at the end of the trial, the Tyrion who wishes he could poison the entire room of people around them and watch them choke for air is the type of Tyrion we were supposed to have season 5-6. The omission of the Tysha confession also makes the scene with the whore who can speak westerosie make no sense at all and does nothing for show Tyrion, meanwhile in the books it was to show his mental state of hating himself, missing and wanting Tysha, and also just wanting to die. He begs the whore to just kill him and take his head back to Cersie, where she would be made a lady and never whipped again, but she doesn't understand, so he just throws her legs apart and mounts her again because at least that she can understand. WE NEVER GET THIS KIND OF TYRION BECAUSE OF THE TYSHA CONFESSION BEING OMITTED BY THE SHOW WRITERS! And this is why as the show goes on, Tyrion gets more stale, and his lines get more boring, because there's no true character development, and this is why show Tyrion is an absolute dumbass who doesn't realize that the crypts, full of dead people, is a horrible place to hide from a necromancing ice demon.

  • @Narusasu98
    @Narusasu985 жыл бұрын

    Loved your ending message. Shots fired so well

  • @larryyeadeke7409
    @larryyeadeke74095 жыл бұрын

    And Jon. He could have ruled with Dany. He loved her so much he could have helped her, guided her to better decisions, been the voice of reason. Wait! I can just stab her to death and leave without the Dothraki skinning me alive. See ya!

  • @BM-wh5qk

    @BM-wh5qk

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least he would have gotten laid until then.

  • @daveramsey2018

    @daveramsey2018

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@BM-wh5qk you do know she is his aunt right

  • @mjbull5156

    @mjbull5156

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@daveramsey2018 You do know, as Targaryens, that only makes them a better marriage prospect for each other.

  • @generalposlijebitke6688

    @generalposlijebitke6688

    4 жыл бұрын

    So, what is the point at John being Targeryen at all?

  • @yuriel6691

    @yuriel6691

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@daveramsey2018 He already had Sex with her whats the difference knowing now and the targaryens always stayed in the Family so totally fine

  • @Phranciscusmagnus
    @Phranciscusmagnus5 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the fact that THE DOTHRAKI NOW KNOW HOW TO NAVIGATE.

  • @chasm671

    @chasm671

    5 жыл бұрын

    To an island of death to any outsider who sets foot on it. Pretty sure someone wanted them out of the way and set the course for them.

  • @PozoBlue

    @PozoBlue

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dany teaches the dothraki to navigate and man the ships themselves when they cross to westeros...in the books. they mostly ignore that part on the show though there is short camera shot of them doing that for like 3 seconds in in earlier seasons. that said, it's pretty pathetic how they treated the dothraki and unsullied like nothing more than plot devices and nuisances to get rid of this season. i hated it so much.

  • @crozraven
    @crozraven5 жыл бұрын

    nobody: Tyrion: let's choose this broken young man on wheelchair that lost his self into literal hive mind of ancient races that have immense supernatural powers (probably clairvoyance too). Also as far as we know this ancient races hive mind are having a vendetta against the andals AKA us humans in Westeros . . .

  • @otrikas

    @otrikas

    5 жыл бұрын

    IF the third eyed raven would want the everyone dead why would he even help in the first place lol

  • @kenmann4074

    @kenmann4074

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@otrikas because the 3 Eyed Raven aka Bloodraven aka an exiled Targ Sorcerer (think Westerosi Rasputin) sees Bran as a ticket to the throne

  • @shayla106

    @shayla106

    4 жыл бұрын

    otrikas He hated the others and they were useful.

  • @chasm671

    @chasm671

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@otrikas At which point did Bran/Three-Eyed Raven help anyone? If anything, it's heavily implied that he/it let thousands of people die just to get him/itself on the wheelthrone.

  • @godemperorofmankind3.091

    @godemperorofmankind3.091

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chasm671 no it isnt as theres no actual proof he can see that far into the future with that much clarity.

  • @arielsantana9258
    @arielsantana92583 ай бұрын

    dude, i love your edition hahahahahah nice content and the edition is just pure gold man!

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