There are 24 children and twelve chairs. What do you do? Iron Man: Build twelve more chairs. Thanos: Kill half the kids and sit yo ass down watching a grateful universe.

@crypto1223

5 жыл бұрын

Downfall The Universe sends a rat to fuck up Thanos’ plans, Endgame happens. Universe: How would you like it? Thanos: Sits defeated, and turns to dust. Universe: Returns to some normality, and is grateful for creating earth and humanity.

@DraikSpectre

5 жыл бұрын

There are 24 children and twelve chairs. What do you do? Iron Man: Build twelve more chairs. Thanos: Kill half the kids and break half the chairs. I fixed it for you.

@nerdomatic2489

5 жыл бұрын

@@DraikSpectre Lmao

@SWHalo2

5 жыл бұрын

Anakin: Kill all the kids

@NieMonD

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you say “24” and “twelve”?

>50% of the life gone. The world: Huge panicking, looting, raiding and famine Venezuela: JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS

@xtensioncordtv1969

5 жыл бұрын

Venezuela isn't affected because they're already starving

@vinny9868

5 жыл бұрын

Venezuela: I don't see a difference.

@akshatjain2775

5 жыл бұрын

IT'S VUVUZELA TIME

@y33t23

5 жыл бұрын

Venezuela: What's the joke?

@frankgonzalezdelvalle8180

5 жыл бұрын

as venezuelan:"Wait, arent you guys already starving?"

Hey, at least we'd finally get an actual answer over whether viruses are alive or not.

@tylerslagel5485

3 жыл бұрын

*stones wipe out only 25% of viruses*

@isaacthered

3 жыл бұрын

...which is why you need Lysol, which wipes out 99.8% of the germs that infinity stones just don't.

@cerridianempire1653

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacthered only 99.8%?! were still screwed

@Dadd7

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm now that I think about it SCREW the infinity gauntlet when U have CORONA

@jakewiththecake2915

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I feel like not that much people would die well I mean a lot but not half maybe like a quarter or so because we ain’t thinking about trees animals or bugs which there are a lot more bugs than people

Thanos: "I'll kill half of all life so that people don't run out of resources." People after the snap: *Immediately run out of resources because he destroyed half of the food* Thanos: *surprised Pikachu face*

@mindshuffler3332

3 жыл бұрын

He isn't called the Mad Titan for nothing.

@gemfloatsh2580

2 жыл бұрын

also just why didnt he create more resoursces

@alansmithee419

2 жыл бұрын

@@gemfloatsh2580 There's only so much space in the universe. As long as populations keep growing you'll *eventually* have to start killing people anyway.

@giantcrack8079

2 жыл бұрын

@@alansmithee419 universe is expanding faster than light why would universe run out of space

@alansmithee419

2 жыл бұрын

@@giantcrack8079 Ok, true, but that only serves to complicate the problem rather than fix it. There are populations all over the universe in the MCU, if we assume the universe is homogenous we can say that the whole universe contains a spread of civilisations all across it. Each of these will expand outward in a sphere centred on their planet of origin (or at least we can make that assumption). Eventually these spheres will meet, and the whole universe will be filled, no matter its size (could even be infinite - there would just be an infinite number of civilisations) or expansion rate. There are some more practical problems. Even assuming there's only one civilisation in the universe you still find it to be near impossible: Populations grow exponentially; the volume of a sphere grows polynomially. This means that without cutting off the population growth (by killing people or enforcing birth control laws - two things most first world societies are incredibly averse to) a civilisation will need to start expanding its borders at an exponential rate (an exponential divided by a polynomial is still exponential). So essentially you would need some kind of warp technology developing fast enough to allow its maximum velocity to outpace the space requirements for continued existence of life. This will likely require exponentially more energy to keep warp vessels running at these higher speeds. To prevent this energy from forming gravitational fields that will collapse into a black hole you'll need to start building exponentially bigger and bigger vessels, and after that also less and less dense vessels (large black holes have less effective density than small ones - the largest are less dense than air), eventually becoming so sparse that no-one can stand in them. Even if you somehow avoid all those problems you still have to hope that the required expansion of your civilisation is slower than the expansion of the universe - which is itself an exponential - the limit is doubling in size (eight times the volume) every 12.2 billion years. So, if your civilisation grows faster than eight times every 12.2billion years (incredibly slowly - we've done that over the past 200 years or so) you're completely screwed. Tl;dr: you're right, but it doesn't help.

Thanos: I will kill half of life to save resources *kills resources too* Thanos: dammit

@joenathan8594

5 жыл бұрын

*All lifE goes extincted due to the great instability caused by the snap* Thanos "oopsie doopsee, ditsy witsy"

@lilahdog568

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos: "uh oh spaghetti-os"

@Rosa-et1cv

5 жыл бұрын

Well obviously, by resources, Thanos was talking about rocks.

@bisacool7339

5 жыл бұрын

ikr such a dumb lore.

@justinworkman7994

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos: hrmmmmmm....maybe I didn't think this threw enough...

Imagine giving birth while Thanos snaps. -Oh my god! Is it a boy or a girl? -No

@pizzavictory113

5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Alvarez that’s dark as hell lol

@bryanthernandez9769

5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Alvarez omg that’s Dark are you sure you are not from the DC Universe

@derpydetectives989

5 жыл бұрын

@@bryanthernandez9769 I understood that reference.

@ArmourExe

5 жыл бұрын

What if the mother giving birth got snapped but the unborn baby didn't...😶

@fartballs1604

5 жыл бұрын

Ashes in the no no zone

And Thanos says he’s a hero, just imagine what he did to so many other planets

@AxolotlAndy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos was honestly nuts and butthurt, I know thats the way the Avengers arch was supposed to work so, you know the movies were what they are but if you literally have the 6 pillars of the whole universe you can pretty much play God and fix everything and anything. *Inb4 the obsessed Marvel fanboy yelling at me on how the MCU doesn’t work like that.*

@od4361

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxolotlAndy *Obsessed Marvel screaming*

@AxolotlAndy

3 жыл бұрын

@@od4361 Ha Ha, *”Become a super virgin or don’t get involved.”* Regardless they were good movies, and well, treat Thanos like what you’re supposed to, a villain.

@od4361

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxolotlAndy *More obsessed Marvel screaming, along with calling you a DC fanboy or smthing*

@nothinginhiding

3 жыл бұрын

imagine u on a planet with 6 other people and this shit happen

I wonder, a part two to this where everyone comes back all of a sudden like at the end of Endgame. That would probably also have ramifications to it wouldn't it?

@jayscards8640

3 жыл бұрын

Falcon and The Winter Soldier deals with this.

@moxiemaxie3543

2 жыл бұрын

Duh? Just request a part 2 "The Blip: The Miracle Reverse" ? Idk

@WizelBalan

2 жыл бұрын

People coming back would be a disaster, people have moved on and started over, gotten older, kids are no longer kids, some parents or others have died in the years that have passed leaving the returning people with nobody. Suddenly regions have twice as many people which effects resources, leaders of nations come back and find they are no longer in charge, wars could erupt over power struggles. People that had jobs would not have them as they are listed as dead or those businesses went under when half their employees disappeared. Houses would be condemned or demolished, millions would be homeless.

@FOGGYlama123

2 жыл бұрын

What is the snap and the blip happened at the time they did in the MCU

@jackzimmy8461

2 жыл бұрын

@@WizelBalan Exactly. It was far too big an idea for Marvel to pull off with any satisfying answers. In Far From Home those implications are not so much glossed as they are steamrolled over. Feige and the Russo’s didn’t want to invalidate Infinity War by changing the timeline but honestly it feels like they’re pretending the snap never happened anyway 😂

As Thanos prepares to snap his fingers, a lone man in a black ball cap shouts out, "You should really make it half of all *sentient* life." Thanos pauses "Good point!" Thanos snaps his fingers, and as he fades away, the human man says; "This has been Cody, from Alternate History Hub."

@vladutcornel

5 жыл бұрын

Cows and Elephants are still sentient.

@sleep3417

5 жыл бұрын

@@vladutcornel Plants and bacteria aren't

@Sneaker3719

5 жыл бұрын

*sapient

@vladutcornel

5 жыл бұрын

​@@sleep3417 No, but I would prefer to turn to dust instead of turning vegetarian.

@ordinarydevin

5 жыл бұрын

☝🏻 Yeah fuck that. Plants are the food that food eats!

Thanos: Snap the population to conserve resources People: Fight over resources Thanos: :o

@vinny9868

5 жыл бұрын

Just kill half of the humans, I guess.

@a.wright281

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos: snaps again

@Kyskima

5 жыл бұрын

Star how don’t you know pikachu

@igiveup12

5 жыл бұрын

wtf i got another text, it was about you enjoying some roblox series lol youtube why aaaa

@HiopX

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos: snaps to save resources also Thanos: halfs the most important resources, too

Many people forget that Thanos is called the MAD Titan. Everyone knows he's insane. His plans are insane. The guy's crazy.

@luisf2793

3 жыл бұрын

His genes literally come from genocidal monsters

@nxdeflowers

2 жыл бұрын

“hey mom, i just wiped out an entire species”

@Chance57

2 жыл бұрын

Who forgot this? Comic readers didn't and movie goers were exposed to that moniker, used disparagingly, what? One time in one movie in a decade of movies? He dismissed it himself and claimed he wasn't when he showed his origins on Titan.

@jarrarwinks8470

2 жыл бұрын

He isn't mad, he just wants to rail Lady Death like there is no tomorrow.

@ourotayuun

29 күн бұрын

A culling isn't a solution, it's a stopgap. He's not mad, he's just stupid. And if we listen to Kevin Feige, Thanos is *even stupider.* If the Avengers wanted to stop him, all they had to do was get him in front of a mirror and he'd have eventually picked a fight with "that purple guy over there." They could have put a ring of twigs on the ground around him and he'd have thought he was trapped. If they threw a blanket over his head he'd have assumed it was night time and fallen asleep. Play a never-ending loop of The Big Bang Theory's theme song on their phone and he'd sit there waiting for the episode to start until he starved to death. No, it would have be great if he was mad. Say, insane enough to murder half of existence to try and impress the abstract concept of death--just spitballing here. But no. They gave him a rationale, and I spend the entire film wondering why the hell anyone follows him, because they made a lot of noise about him being powerful and a threat, but just like calling him "the mad titan", all it seemed to be was lip service. "Purple man stronk--he punch good" is about all we got, and this does not a vast army gather, let alone hold. That's even assuming he was able to string enough words together into a believable coherent imitation of speech to get people to follow him in the first place.

Thanos' original motivation, and completely lack of caring about the aftermath, in the comics make a lot more sense compared to his movie counterpart. He didn't think he was a hero... He was trying to get laid.

@CreativeWitchArt

Жыл бұрын

That's a motive I can get behind

@mirceazaharia2094

Жыл бұрын

Worst case of coombrain in history... so far.

@SaraNightfire1

10 ай бұрын

@@Chemical_Agent4340Worst part is: She wasn't impressed, she actually was pretty pissed.

@RhelrahneTheIdiot

7 ай бұрын

​@@SaraNightfire1Understandably so to be fair, firstly he interfered with a atrocious number of people's intended deaths and she's the one who has to sort through all those deaths all at once. That backlog is never being cleared, countless souls now stuck indefinitely in place and unable to pass on.

@TheKeyblader133

5 ай бұрын

It also doesnt help that the way he executed his plan is possibly THE dumbest way he could have done it without exception lmao. Guess what dumbass? If you eliminate half of all life to 'fix' a resource shortage, you not only eliminated people, crops and animals, but you COMPLETELY REMOVED that material from the universe! It is the same exact problem except half as big and way more chaotic! Nice job scrotum face

"'Purple man using stones' will never a theory" You seriously underestimate the meme community

@sub-brotherhood8990

5 жыл бұрын

Well without the internet memes will be centralized to one location unless reprinted or stolen

@dontsubscribetome3262

5 жыл бұрын

dallas krawsczyn pigeonet

@Saulgoodman67677

5 жыл бұрын

I can see a black market for printed memes

@guilhermegondin151

5 жыл бұрын

The marketing of memes in places where internet is gone would be quite something, in fact, you could make a life out of a single page, probably.

@sub-brotherhood8990

5 жыл бұрын

@@dontsubscribetome3262 i cant tell if this is an insult or complement please elaborate

Imagine all the people that would have committed suicide after the snap because their family got dusted.

@JuanMPalacio

5 жыл бұрын

sksk sksk Mass suicide would be huge.

@shane7945

5 жыл бұрын

And then the people that keep us safe get snapped? Examples are bus drivers, pilots, firefighters. Like, a lot more people would die then.

@wraithsz

5 жыл бұрын

not to mention thanos caused the death of hundreds of people before the snap by trying to get the stones

@ZED_117

5 жыл бұрын

*SPOILER ALERT FOR ENDGAME* I wonder if the people that died by either suicide or just by an accident caused by the dusting (like a plane crashing) came back after the de-snaping that happened in the Endgame

@antarcfroze

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

I'm so glad someone addressed the food situation. I'm a farmer in Pennsylvania. When I heard "Half of all life" I knew it was different than "Half of all *sentient* life" and the ramifications of half of all crops disappearing

@user-fd3ld9qc7d

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not a biologist but I thought about what would happen to the ecosystem and symbiosis of the very smallest life. If half of all life is gone, then ALL large multi-cellular life would die. Half of life gone means half of microbes dies. It would upset the ecological symbiosis between unicellular life and multicellular life to collapse. There is a saying that bacteria don't need us to survive but we need bacteria to survive. If half of the bacteria in our bodies are gone, my guess is that we would all be dead in a matter of hours or even minutes. Those who survive would have to be so lucky that the probability of most of his inner bacteria were not snapped away to a point below the critical threshold. What are the odds? 50% to the power of millions and billions would give a percentage so low that if multiplied by the sum total population of all humans, or even all big multicellular organisms, would still be less than 1. So mathematically speaking, we would are be doomed.

@sarasamaletdin4574

11 ай бұрын

I still assume it’s sentinent life. But plants and animals are included because of aliens like Groot and rocket. Those can get snapped in other planents but we didn’t see trees in Wakanda being dusted

@stargazer-elite

10 ай бұрын

@@user-fd3ld9qc7dholy cow I never thought of that 😨 that just make the snap even more horrifying

@rgmoses2189

6 ай бұрын

But I believe he truly did only kill half of all sentient/intelligent life, we saw this throughout the movie when he went planet to planet killing half of the dominant population before leaving. He didn't stop and begin burning down half of all crops, killing half of all livestock, followed by half of all wildlife; his intent was only to kill those that mattered to leave an abundance for the remaining population. As a modern day farmer you know that farming today doesn't require much manpower as it used to aka a single farmer with the right equipment can grow and harvest as many crops in a season as thousands of farmers back in the day would, meaning if half of all farmers disappeared but all their crops stayed intact the remaining farmers would be able to give the world just as much food as we had before the snap while having half the amount of mouths to feed. I still want to see this what if

This is why, despite what Thanos said, it was never about balance. The snap was his way of punishing a universe that wouldn't consider his plan because it was barbaric by any logical metric. I think that at some level, he was aware of this, but simply didn't care anymore.

The crazy thing is, the universe is a big place. How do you know there's not a big angry purple guy out there collecting funny colored stones and is about to do this?

@Zotemann

5 жыл бұрын

Nexxarian 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@nicoled6988

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh you just blew my mind...

@TooCooFoYou

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Nexxarian, I don't feel so good...

@iz2333

5 жыл бұрын

He is inevitable

@MultiMarcsOfficialChannel

5 жыл бұрын

Crazy thing is, there might be a billionaire out there that is probably building an iron Man amor...

Infinity war summary: single dad tries to end world hunger with his rock collection

@christianjoseph6502

5 жыл бұрын

Funky Kong pretty much yeah

@SoullessCD

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@IemandIemandus

5 жыл бұрын

They're minerals!

@azarbijamer9422

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@fezzzost950

5 жыл бұрын

But he dusted half there food source so there still going to be just as hungry

"The measure of a man is what he does with power". - Plato.

@concept5631

2 жыл бұрын

Power does not corrupt, it reveals.

@corebabajustin1238

2 жыл бұрын

woMan

Feige is wrong on this one because in the scene in wakanda and on Hawkeyes farm you never see trees or grass get snapped. Thanos mostly likely meant sentient life and more specifically the dominant life that has higher reasoning on planets. The stones can interpret the users wishes and if Thanos was worried about supply problems why would he remove supply from planets.

@mistersniffers5922

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. Feige was talking out of his ass, the story was about political control and sentient races competing for resources. Feige may have been imagining that the plants & animals died but he failed to show it in other ways too, as humanity (almost all the sentients shown in the film are human) didn't all immediately get extremely sick as all the gut biome and other living creatures in their bodies immediately dies. The necrotic shock will most likely kill many normal humans.

@Alb410

2 жыл бұрын

He said life, not intelligent life. The movies mean nothing in this scenario.

@Some_Call_Me_Pietro

2 жыл бұрын

We also see half the plants in Thanos' farm have died

@Jellofreeze

2 жыл бұрын

Let's also consider it would not be literally half of everything. In the film all 6 Avengers are saved but nearly all the Gaurdians get snaped. Therefore the groups dont die by 50%. Based on the movie math......90% of plant life might exist but 90% of fish might die. . This video is great but it also assumes 50% of farmers would die when that might not be the case. Randomly only 30% might die and scientist might have the higher death rate. 50% of all life in the universe doesnt mean every microcosm will be divided by 50%. You could have more spiders die while most snakes live

@Chance57

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jellofreeze law of averages pretty much makes all of that a moot point. On such a massive scale, you'd expect the trend to hold wherever you look. He didn't snap for a 50-50 chance a living thing would die, he snapped to eliminate 50%. The difference is small but meaningful as the first option allows for exceedingly rare scenarios where the snap kills all life or none and also allows for situations like you mention.

thanos: kills half the population bc they're using up too many resources also thanos: *kills resources*

@matthewbergeron3641

5 жыл бұрын

it is clear in the movies that plants and livestock are never affected by thanos snap. It wouldve been obvious in the wakanda scene when everyone else is getting dusted.

@cherryfries623

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Bergeron but that doesn’t make any sense. He would have specified “half of humanity” then. And not only did the snap clearly impact earth’s “main species”, but Captain Marvel clearly said that they weren’t the only ones dealing with the snap’s changes, so that wouldn’t be possible, either.

@rey_nemaattori

5 жыл бұрын

If thanos also killed half the resources, it would be a completely useless snap...only in the very long time scale it would actually have some benefits, as there's new land area to farm, and there's still the same amounts of minerals and ores left.

@cherryfries623

5 жыл бұрын

Rey Nemaattori which is why the idea makes absolutely no sense. Because with his wording, he would have taken out half of all living things, not just the people. Also, why would he also take away the animals, as well? They contribute to the ecosystem and if half of them are gone, then that destroys the environment especially if half the plants didn’t go.

@hennochoi

5 жыл бұрын

@@cherryfries623 I thought it was clear that thanks snap was really dumb... Not only about snapping resources or not but about the fact that we can see modern society are often in a state no or negative growth of the population

* Thanos snaps his finger, killing half of all life in the universe * * Mass hysteria, resource wars, mass animal extinctions, loss of freedom and liberty, massive sudden climate change * Thanos: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

@funkgoeson4936

5 жыл бұрын

I like how he tried to solve overpopulation and lack of resources but didn't realize that food comes from things that are alive

@bruhtonbruhkkinson6848

5 жыл бұрын

Riu Where does this food get it’s nutrients from?

@KevinMcScrooge

5 жыл бұрын

He's trying to balance the stats of the universe.

@kristismith3662

5 жыл бұрын

Dogs and cats like living together mass histaria

@victorianoble3374

5 жыл бұрын

@@funkgoeson4936 Well he comes from a very high tech civilization and his food might have been made produced by a star trek style replicator or been made from inorganic matter on some kind of factory and for him anyone who eats living things is a disgusting savage who doesn't really deserve to live in his beautiful balanced universe

beginning of the movie: oh, Thanos is the villain end of the movie: oh, he's actually the hero watching the video: he's a monster

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@hieutruong7456

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a psychopath who never understood societies

@sirkeeper2885

3 жыл бұрын

@@hieutruong7456 This. They tried to make him a good villain, with some ways to empathize, but they made a dumb dumb who can't think of the consequences of anything.

@sebastiansepulveda547

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirkeeper2885 that could still make Thanos a good villain if they went with him believe that societies collapsing is a necessary evil for life to continue, or make him so delusional that he doesn’t care about the consequences

@curryposterizeslewashedjam3588

3 жыл бұрын

@@hieutruong7456 not his fault. His mother literally tried to kill him when was born

To be fair, Thanos’ snap was to cull 50% of life *in the universe*. Therefore, humanity could be totally wiped out or completely unaffected by this.

@KalenAlmeida

2 жыл бұрын

true, but theres just so much life to put up to a coinflip that statistically the chances are almost impossible that even 49% or 51% got dusted but yeah some planets mustve got very fucked

@woodpecker-hg4nr

Жыл бұрын

but again, the he would probably prefer half the life from each planet getting dusted, so that it's more in proportion but thats just my take(i kinda dont like the idea of some planets being unaffected and others being fully wiped out)

@loganbigmo

Жыл бұрын

Well, it's been stated that Thanos' Snap affected 50% of each species. So regardless, 50% of humanity was affected

@foxgaming1084

11 ай бұрын

yeah, with that in mind i imagine how in the universe planets and or galactic societies will probably be affected as well, like having planets depending on one power house of a planet or two just for it fall apart because of the snap.

Humanity collapse and civilization fall Humanity at world famine Thanos: *"Perfectly Balanced as all things should be"* Humanity: WTF bro?

@enochdemille2396

5 жыл бұрын

@evansdrad why not just use the time stone? he really should've thought that one through

@kaiseramadeus233

5 жыл бұрын

@@enochdemille2396 tbh if he did that there would be no Endgame, which means Marvel/Disney loses out on billions of dollars. And if he did that, he might as well should look into the reason Doctor Strange gave him the Time Stone, thus defeating Captain Mary Sue or anyone else to stop him. But then again, his entire plan makes 0 sense. All he had to do was increase resources

@enochdemille2396

5 жыл бұрын

@@kaiseramadeus233 i haven't seen endgame yet, so i didn't mention anything about it. otherwise i'm sure i'd share your opinion. and don't worry, i'll get around to it

Thanos: *wipes out 1/2 of all life so the other half can live peacefully* Life: *collapses because the remaining 50% can't support itself and a mass extinction occurs* Thanos: hol up

@galaxymew5138

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@jozixl8808

4 жыл бұрын

BRUH

@darksoulsdezpc3012

4 жыл бұрын

MOMENT

@anemu3819

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@Sour__Soul

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what would happen. I mean really. There would be alot of death from people on planes. And the nuclear plants and stuff wouldn't be able to support itself.

Right after he says “it now becomes a battle over survival, resources, and order” a Black Friday commercial starts

Imagine you pass your homie the blunt and he juss fade away

@connoratwood7893

2 жыл бұрын

Unless he’s already faded... Eeeyyyyyyy

@HauntedXXXPancake

2 жыл бұрын

Duuuuuuuuuuude ! 😮😮😮, 🤣

@user-mr5uw8rl2d

2 жыл бұрын

Change the world my final message

Thanos: Wipes out half of life to preserve resources the the remaining half. The remaining half: Starts fighting of resources. Thanos: Am I a joke to you?

@sayvionwashington1939

5 жыл бұрын

Me: Yes

@sebastionsdeepslumberasmr5467

5 жыл бұрын

@@sayvionwashington1939 im replying to this comment. Hope you have a nice day :)

@SnifyWisper

5 жыл бұрын

@@sebastionsdeepslumberasmr5467 Thanks.

@-ninetynine-2498

5 жыл бұрын

SnifyWhisper why didn’t he just make it a theirs a surplus of resources....

@theguyishere249

5 жыл бұрын

Well that is unless he only killed the people not the food and crops

Thanos: *after the Snap* "I'm a hero. I've saved the universe" Cody: Allow me to introduce myself...I'm about to destroy your whole career

I just saw a video by Allen Tsai that said that in the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie it says that Gamora was the last surviving member of her species. Assuming that this is true, that means that when Thanos says that “The children born [there] know nothing but full bellies and clear skies,” he hasn’t actually gone back to check if his plan has worked he just assumed everything went fine and that he’s totally right.

"It now becomes a battle over survival, resources and order." Thanos really didn't think this one through.

@samuelwhite3173

5 жыл бұрын

No, Kevin was being an idiot when he made that statement that plants die too. He later retracted the statement. It is only the animal life, as seen when the plants in Wakanda are still alive, and the stones (Which are sentient) are also still alive.

@brandonlyon730

5 жыл бұрын

Still that’s half the livestock population, maybe not as bad as the plant thing, half of the meat production disappearing isn’t going to the help with food production.

@d-dh2143

5 жыл бұрын

Psychopaths in love usually don't think.

@dankerbell

5 жыл бұрын

its almost like thats why hes the villain

@mikaleslame

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah

I would think the loss of half our bacteria would be the biggest loss. Imagine the insanely weakened immune systems everywhere

@frenchfriar

5 жыл бұрын

That could easily put a quick end to most animal life everywhere.

@polrealfake

5 жыл бұрын

EAT ALL THE YOGURT!!!

@ijent3819

5 жыл бұрын

Imagne not getting sick as often

@madingwang7778

5 жыл бұрын

@@polrealfake but there is only half as much cows left

@cjsyblik3296

5 жыл бұрын

Yea but viruses would be snapped too.

In the comics, he did it for a girl, not to save anyone or anything.

@mazdakmina9493

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO Wow! I *have* to know: how exactly did *that* play out? Who was this woman? Why did Thanos like her so much to do something like this? And perhaps most importantly, *why* was she *impressed* by something like this (or at least, why did he *think* this would make her love him)? That *last* one especially, because *what woman* or even *person* do you know who would *fall in love* with someone for *killing* half of *all living beings* on *any* planet? (Sitting around with her female friends, having a conversation. "My boyfriend's the best! He personally knows Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds, and Idris Elba, and introduced me to all of them!" "Oh yeah? Mine owns a private jet and has his pilot's license, and personally taught me to both fly the plane and took me to thirty different countries I've always wanted to visit, all in the last three months! Beat that!" "Oh, mine does! My boyfriend genocided half the universe! Face it ladies, your men will never have the sweet heart mine does!") I am *very* interested now in hearing the backstory of this!

@koujimoreno

3 жыл бұрын

@@mazdakmina9493 The woman was the living personification of death. He snapped half the universe to impress her, but she saw him like any girl would see a neckbeard. She was also pissed because the realm of death is her job and he was fucking things up. After it was all said done, he got pissed because he saw she still didn't want him so he used the infinity gauntlet to make a female version of him (which is weird). In the end he was defeated, all things went back to normal and he had a few more attempts at trying to get death to notice him. She dates deadpool, there's hijinks, yaddie yaddie yadda...The whole DeathxThanos thing happens alot and in the story 'Thanos: The End' he manages to 'get' death (spoilers ahead) by killing everything in the universe except the Cosmic Ghost Rider (who is the punisher) and the Hulk (which he keeps as a pet). He gets another thanos from another reality to challenge him (cause who else can beat thanos except thanos?) and loses and finally dies (which is what he wants).

@mazdakmina9493

3 жыл бұрын

@@koujimoreno Hahahahaha That is *exactly* as hilarious and interesting as I expected! Wow! Thanks for sharing! :)

@TheMojaveLamp

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my daily reminder that comic books are fucking WEIRD.

@randomuser5831

3 жыл бұрын

Deadpool also kept trying to kill himself for a while cuz he was in love with her as well

If this happened? Some kid would say: “Mommy, I don’t feel so good...”

@camdensparks524

3 жыл бұрын

Actually. We can see from the other avengers that died, they didn’t feel anything. They just died. Spider-Man didn’t feel it, he sensed it beforehand.

@lucasharvey8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@camdensparks524 thank you. I've been confused about that particular sentence for months. That actually makes a ton of sense.

@madgreensonunbound5801

3 жыл бұрын

@@camdensparks524 I read somewhere that someone theorized that because he had enhanced healing, Peter's powers were fighting it, causing him to last longer than the rest there on Titan as well as lots of pain. Luckily, Endgame shows that it was not the case

@TheOneEyedMac

3 жыл бұрын

@@camdensparks524 damn, imagine knowing you would die.

@rach3092

7 ай бұрын

Thats somehow worse!!! 😢

How did this happen? -A giant purple man stole a necklace from a wizard. No, really, what happened???

@cabbageable

5 жыл бұрын

A giant purple raisin*

@_gqt

5 жыл бұрын

A giant purple *THICC* grape

@allenlegaspi3395

5 жыл бұрын

A wizard that looks like sherlock holmes*

@The_Hunters_Lodge

5 жыл бұрын

A long time ago, actually never, and also now Nothing is nowhere, when? Never Makes sense right? As I said it didn't happen

@elevate07

5 жыл бұрын

Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere you don't even need a "where." You don't even need a "when." That's how every it gets.

What if ant man did the unthinkable?

@maccwillsmacc

5 жыл бұрын

SiriSeriez expand in the arse? Yes, that is very unthinkable.

@nickdimopoulos4052

5 жыл бұрын

Hold on there, bucko

@fulcrum2951

5 жыл бұрын

Dude

@blackjack5167

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos watch out ant man is behind you

@kaiserwilhelmii2251

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos can just clap his cheeks and kill antman

I love how Feige immediately made this utter apocalyptic disaster immediately impossible to survive by not limiting to just sapiant species. Like, with a little self-control the world would actually make some level of sense to survive for five years.

Thanos: I killed them. I killed half of them. They're dead And not just the humans, but the animals and plants, too.

@spider1o160

3 жыл бұрын

References to other movies are tight!

@wearevenom4992

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't die they just went to the soul place where Ganora was.

@emperorpalpatine66

3 жыл бұрын

My apprentice

@sebastiansepulveda547

3 жыл бұрын

@@wearevenom4992 no they didn’t, if they did then wouldn’t be able to be snapped back like Ganora

@coemcoem7070

2 жыл бұрын

Bacteria and other life forms as wel

Thanos: snaps half of all life away *Goes to his farm to rest but half of his crops are dusted* Thanos: wait-

@onur97able

5 жыл бұрын

Shit

@18idlesuggest

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jevilthejoker940

5 жыл бұрын

*FUCK, GO BACK*

@maxrubert5795

5 жыл бұрын

He got to choose which organisms would be exempt from the snap. His plants, The Asgardians, and Gamora's people, for examplr

@DxvinderSingh1699

5 жыл бұрын

Jevil The Joker I said go back!

Magician: I'm gonna do one final tricks! Thanos snap: **SNAP** Magician: *Vanished* Crowd: *WHAO* ... vanished

@jijomathew8125

5 жыл бұрын

Magician vanishes with half of the audience Audience: Thank you Mr. Magician Thanos:dafuq

@sarahmossman6378

5 жыл бұрын

Ummm guys I think their-

@Multi_Step

5 жыл бұрын

they're*

@friskdreemurr6281

5 жыл бұрын

*half the crowd*

@bean9662

4 жыл бұрын

Magician: One final trick Thanos: Snaps *All of the crowd disappears* Magician: what the fuck

As an historian and political scientist, I have to give maximum props for this! Extremely well done!

@JustinianG

3 жыл бұрын

I think you'd like this timeline I made. it's basically an optimistic version of this one. don't let the title fool you . Please critique it kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y4Sol7quaKjIkto.html

I always assumed he was killing half of intelligent life, because that's what was causing all the issues according to him + in the movie we don't see half of all living things during a snap disappear, I mean they were in the forest and half of the trees didn't vanish

@theovermind6041

2 жыл бұрын

There is a thing in endgame, during the intro with the archer dude (don’t remember his name) the birds get quiet. They got snapped aswell.

Thanos: "I'll snap the finger and kill half the life in the Universe, so I could teach the intelligent life not to squander and destroy what is truly valuable" Trees: "The hell did we do? How am I going to learn my lesson?! I'm a tree!"

@tyvernoverlord5363

5 жыл бұрын

Personally I thought it only applied to Sentient Sapients and not planetary fauna and flora

@RynRobitske

5 жыл бұрын

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 ...because I can't like this comment enough.

@ticklers

5 жыл бұрын

I think they said that animals were affected by the snap too.

@tyvernoverlord5363

5 жыл бұрын

@@ticklers Well bummer

@BlueSpartan2

5 жыл бұрын

Trees: I am Groot. - Fixed

Meanwhile Detroit hasn’t even noticed the changes.

@ipgd69

4 жыл бұрын

can't have shit in detroit

@notlogical4016

4 жыл бұрын

guy 1:"oh hey where did jerry, terry, larry, and like, half of everyone go?" guy 2:"probably got stabbed"

@brandonvillatuya9539

4 жыл бұрын

"This is Detroit." "And this is Detroit after the snap."

@joeligma2971

4 жыл бұрын

yash buddha that was totally off topic, but it probably will destroy modern society

@mikerodgers7620

4 жыл бұрын

Poop

You need to make one about what it would be like for everyone to come back 5 years later

@alanli2404

3 жыл бұрын

After 1 month the 3.5 blipped people starve to death, as the infrastructure to feed them decayed for 5 years. After that month there is a sudden increase in available food, at least until all the corpses rot at which point you have diseases beyond counting that wipe out much of the remaining population.

Thanos: "Balanced, as all things should be." This Video: Yeah, *No.*

Nobody JK Rowling: Thanos had a sexually relationship with the universe

@manueltellez9460

5 жыл бұрын

He had sexual feelings for the impersonation of death tho (seriously, look it up)

@lewmen6713

5 жыл бұрын

@@manueltellez9460 thank you

@compulsiveParadox

5 жыл бұрын

Manuel Tellez and then Deadpool stole thanos’s girl

@jamessalmon4757

5 жыл бұрын

he was in love with the grim reaper tho

@saintgeaser9064

5 жыл бұрын

Dr Anus it’s canon that he’s in a sexual relationship with death

Son:turns to dust Mom:-videogames-

@bigpigeon2384

4 жыл бұрын

Ghosty sixtyninth like

@DeeptenSarkar

4 жыл бұрын

And this is the quality content I came to the comments section to see 😂😂😂😂😂

@diegomendez5286

4 жыл бұрын

Ghosty 😂

@ParasaurolophusEwan

4 жыл бұрын

Actually my mom isn't like that

@jakeebel674

4 жыл бұрын

ParaEwie good for you

10:20 You just described one of the features of feudalism. People who's lives had been destroyed by war joined an army because the troops got fed in a vicious feedback loop. During times of war an army was actually the safest place to be.

It would also have an extreme effect psychologically as well physically, even if everyone was eventually restored. Knowing that at any time half of humanity can be wiped out and that no one could see it coming, let alone stop it, would completely destroys any perception of humanity’s security in the universe. Everyone would have the same thought in the back of there head, ‘this can happen again’

Thanos: *snap* the internet: Top ten bruh moments in history

@chaywen9240

5 жыл бұрын

Reddit: "Lol epic meme bro have my upvote my brother is dead"

@lorddog7249

5 жыл бұрын

Chaylen Tejeda Also Reddit: *F*

@owenmcphee-keath3388

5 жыл бұрын

top ten anime kills

@Horrorfreak106

5 жыл бұрын

#1 bruh moment for me will always be burger king foot lettuce.

"At least the worst is behind us." *T H I N G S G E T W O R S E* *E X T I N C T I O N*

@OlafoWaffle

5 жыл бұрын

tossed in the middle, the living envy the dead

@Vrex360

5 жыл бұрын

*Always Sunny in Philadephia theme plays*

@tawelwchgaming8957

5 жыл бұрын

Well a lot of animals are already going extinct.... what I'm wondering is.... if there is 1 left of a certain species... does it go away with the snap? As an ecologist, i can tell you that, yea, extinction is inevitable, because of climate change and loss of habitat. The snap only exacerbates it. Plants though, well within a generation perhaps 40% of the plants will come back. We have seed banks and farmers are generally good at keeping a store of seeds (unless it is certain Monsanto seeds, those you have to buy every year).

@tawelwchgaming8957

5 жыл бұрын

Another issue is that if he just wiped out half of all humans, within a generation or two, the population will be back to where it was. Just look at the population boom after WWII

@ArmyRangerSJ

5 жыл бұрын

In the movie the trees don't disappear. And Thanos is only seen killing half the population. And they say that's his goal in the movie. So plants are unaffected.

Imagine there’s a cheerleading group doing a huge pyramid and one of the bottom girl fades and the top girl falls and breaks her neck and it would have been an extra death with the other extra deaths 😂

@birb9041

3 жыл бұрын

I love your dark sense of humor

@kingmac6638

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is great

@briannevs2772

Ай бұрын

You unknowingly hit the nail on the head...the modern world is so interconnected that even a 10% snap can mean that the whole pyramid would likely collapse...a 50% loss would make society/the pyramid end.

Hell, this is accurate even with the world shutting down because of the pandemic. Sure, it’s a lot of hyperbole to consider a few million dying on the same scale as half of all life dying, but it would take a lot less than half of all life dying to shut down what we’ve worked so hard to build.

Thanos: Snaps away half of the universe. People: They riot. U.S. Government: Ups military control and becomes a police state. Venezuela: Just another day.

@azarbijamer9422

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@carolynpitts2163

5 жыл бұрын

Thanos : okay yeah I made a terrible mistake

@matthewlo55

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe China will die.

@Bluesonofman

5 жыл бұрын

@@matthewlo55 Look up what Peter Zeihan says about China

@NormanReaddis

5 жыл бұрын

Civilized people become neanderthal again

Endgame seems to retcon out the "50% of plants" part.

@InquisitorThomas

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he meant sentient plants, after all Groot got snapped.

@hallowjupiter6305

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly think whoever said plants were included, was just plain wrong. It wouldn't make sense anyone, as a I rambled about in my comment earlier

@Giantnyaloka

5 жыл бұрын

@@hallowjupiter6305 Is groot not a plant then?

@hallowjupiter6305

5 жыл бұрын

@@Giantnyaloka he's sentient

@ArnoldsKtm

5 жыл бұрын

When they bring everyone back, you can hear birds and see trees appear out of nowhere... But yeah, I think removing plants makes no sense.

Predicting how something like this would affect the real world is kinda hard, some states might only be a little bit affected, while others are basically destroyed, you can’t really tell which parts of the world are considered “the half”

If you are snapping half of all life, including food, doesn't that just put you back where you started? Like if you were to double the resources, that would double us as well because we are food to something as well.

Thanos: *Wipes out half of all life* Society: *production cuts in half due to lower population and workforce* Five years later Avengers: *Brings everybody back* Society: *Mass strain on resources as human population doubles after 5 years of decreased demand*

@alexrudolph301

3 жыл бұрын

Woah you predicted the plot of Falcon and the Winter Soldier

@coemcoem7070

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, the resources come back too

@benjaminralston7046

2 жыл бұрын

@@coemcoem7070 The resources come back too, but there's no means to cultivate and distribute them. Supply chains have crumbled and adjusted to the smaller supply. The people who just returned don't understand what happened and why the world is suddenly in utter chaos, so they can't exactly just go back to work.

@spaceballs44

2 жыл бұрын

I thought they were able to rewind time back to before the snap even happened so all the resources and people were intact as if nothing happened when Iron Man snapped his fingers.

@TanukiTracks

2 жыл бұрын

@@spaceballs44 No, they explicitly said they *won't* do that because this would undo people being born and so on in the intervening time. Maybe they could have, but they decided against it.

Thanos: I can balance the universe by killing half of all life World: *Falls into chaos* Thanos: *suprised pikachu*

@aloizfide3115

4 жыл бұрын

Me: YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT THANOS -_-

@yungstallion2201

4 жыл бұрын

You’re

@mgeiger2341

3 жыл бұрын

Thanos: I wish to eliminate half of life throughout the universe. Glowy Stones: All life? If you say so... Thanos: *No, wait, I meant sentient life!* Glowy Stones: Too late, no backsies!

Imagine Thanos coming home to his farm only to realize that he snapped away half of it

Kevin Feige never said Thanos wiped out plants. He only said the Snap dusted half of people and animals (and their equivalents on other planets). Even looking at Infinity War, there are no plants vanishing. If there were, we would have seen it, since Wakanda is in the middle of an African grassland. And in Endgame (which I’m aware came out after this video), there aren’t any massive bare patches where plants used to be, even before the five-year time jump.

anybody realise how much dust youd have to sweep

@azarbijamer9422

5 жыл бұрын

I'd rather turn into dust than clean it up

@biracialhunter5103

5 жыл бұрын

You could save money on cremation

@lilahdog568

5 жыл бұрын

The other half of the population suffocates on the dust filled air

@vigilante5606

5 жыл бұрын

Chinese industrial city: you hear sumthin?

@wildfall1966

5 жыл бұрын

The Rat Gang Meh my room is dustier

Elephants: Wow guys our population is growing again! :) Thanos: Snap Elephants: Come on bruh.......

@thatonekid640

5 жыл бұрын

There not sentient though

@nicholasoneal1521

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatonekid640 Actually, they are

@hund7458

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatonekid640 don't take this as a 'you're not smart' thing, but you should actually do some research on them. they're an incredibly interesting animal.

@Nokturnt

5 жыл бұрын

Elephants actually think we are cute! So that is one species that think that I am cute

@Emanuele246gi

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack the Gestapo lol but the hunt for ivory is illegal now and the transgressors are punished

That intro to the video was haunting. Amazing job with it, and with the video in general. Your videos are always next level amazing

Makes me wonder how we'd fare if the 'snap percentage' was a different value. Like, how would things be different if 25% of life disappeared? 10%? I also wonder what sorts of geopolitical consequences would occur if the snap had an uneven distribution - i.e. one country loses more than half its population while another area loses much fewer than half.

@briannevs2772

Ай бұрын

In subsets of 100000s to millions or billions, a random removal of half that subset doesnt allow for the overall range of removals to be significant. Where the range of effect can be wide is not in numbers of a particular country's losses, but the significance.

Cody upgraded his videos: introduced backpacks, magnifying glass and he has a beard. Good job Cody.

@northernleigonare

5 жыл бұрын

Good man that Cody. Always thinking on his feet. - Obi Wan Kenobi 22BBY

"The day after Day One" Um... I think that's called Day Two...

@shikiaura

4 жыл бұрын

I don't appreciate you flaunting your fancy-pants college degree over here

@domino_201

4 жыл бұрын

Day 1.5 because day is half of the day:

@Dadd7

3 жыл бұрын

domino effect exactly

@FMJ_x_NLMB

3 жыл бұрын

Calm down don't use all 3 of you brain cells

@jhaynox659

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Why not create your own video and let's see if how many views you get.

Phytoplankton actually produce about 70% of the world’s O2, but since they’re alive, they still get halved and the planet’s O2 production plummeted. It just means that a ton of fish die from oxygen deprivation in the ocean.

after this video, I think I can understand how T’Challa convinced Thanos to stop in that What If episode

Cody: At least the worst is behind us... Video: *Things Get Worse* Me: _You lied to me_

@gxdofwxr2730

5 жыл бұрын

434 likes and no replies

@gxdofwxr2730

5 жыл бұрын

well not anymore

@ShadowZeroFlame

5 жыл бұрын

@@gxdofwxr2730 you've ruined a perfect *balance* !

@OrigoZ

4 жыл бұрын

It was perfectly balanced until you came along

I know it’ll never happen, but I would love to see a follow up to this video detailing how the Blip would work. I feel like it would be much more destructive once everyone settled after the Snap

This video just shows how scary was the MCU universe when Thanos snapped, Captain Marvel actually had an excuse to not been on Earth Imagine trillions of societies in pure havoc and confusion regarding what in the actual shit just happened, empires falling, genocide, fear of their gods, depression and even suicide for not understanding Its very likely that even after Tony snapped back the universe, in 5 years millions of species have been long gone, and the ones who returned will share the same fate of an abandoned and extinct society and loved ones Damn thats dark

@sageseeker9197

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, Bruce snapped back the universe. Not Tony. Tony just snapped away Thanos and his men in that particular fight. Also, plants and crops weren't wiped out, that's just a "this video" thing, not cannon he got it wrong there.

@brade7022

3 жыл бұрын

@@sageseeker9197 plants would be, remember it's all living things in the universe

@twenty-fifth420

3 жыл бұрын

@@brade7022 This contradicts what was shown. Otherwise half the forest and grassland at infinity war would go too. It sounds correct, it really does. It probably isnt however, it was most likely either A. Blindspot. Thanos just forgot literally everything else existed. B. (Probably more likely), Thanos likely specified sentient life, due to their ability to manipulate large ecosystems and landscapes and plays back into his backstory. There are probably a large number of variations in between or something even more unique but yeah no, it did not include plants. Edit: So apparently the video states otherwise via Word of God from Kevin. But my point not only stands, but it is a little unfortunate because it would have been just as cool to see half of ecosystems just go. Like, yikes that is a big plot hole but whatever if Kevin said so but doesn’t wanna show us, then I am inclined to believe he is wrong, either by omission or by clearly missing a big part of the picture.

@brade7022

3 жыл бұрын

@@twenty-fifth420 I do believe in endgame tho right before Thanos bombs the shit out of the avengers compound the tree ant man is looking at has its leaves again and has birds chirping in the area, tho I do agree there was definitely an oversight surrounding that

Imagine if in a little village nobody died for the snap. They will be like "Oh that happened"

@voidwaiker5497

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the thing with the snap, was it half of life on each planet? Because in theory some planets would lose almost if not all and others wouldn’t lose anything.

@nutellajunkie8848

5 жыл бұрын

That has to be a very small village for that event to be somewhat likely. Yes, I like chance and yes, Im fun at parties.

@coso2lavendetta284

5 жыл бұрын

@EnterTextHere_ maybe a perfect half of all the species died (half of human, half of cats, half of oak)

@lmao2302

5 жыл бұрын

@EnterTextHere_ If it's 50% of ALL life wouldn't a vast majority of the deaths be bacteria.

@Dell-ol6hb

5 жыл бұрын

When the FBI finds your google searches. Yes I think almost all of that 50% would be insects, and bacteria alone

Thanos: *Snaps half of population to conserve resources* Life: *Fights over resources* Thanos: Am I a joke to you?

@tylerl4320

5 жыл бұрын

You:copies comments

@pissedinyourcornflakes2939

5 жыл бұрын

@@tylerl4320 Nobody: Tyler L:YoU sToLe A cOmMeNt AwEeWoOwEeWoO sToP cOmMeNt PoLiCe.

@alpgul1689

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but thanos has control just like in iron man

@kimiphillips8034

4 жыл бұрын

Resources: That our line, Thanos.

@thermslusitania1151

4 жыл бұрын

If that happened I'm pretty sure the world would we cover over time and I'm pretty sure Humanity could just reproduce and give birth to more children however giving birth to a kid we more praise in this world and I think eventually the population will someone get back to normal one day

Now Cody needs to do a video on what would happen if all life suddenly returned five years after the blip/snap, much like TFATWS.

“Purple man using stones”

Gonna suck if you have a dust allergy even if you live the snap.

@feds6297

5 жыл бұрын

The dust disappears.

@keith8225

5 жыл бұрын

That’s me right there

@NovSkull

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking dust mites

@gaby7904

4 жыл бұрын

especially if you were pegrnant

The part about cities actually explains why New York is so empty in the Endgame trailer

@thorn6067

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that the reason why New York was so empty was obvious

@PrismSimon

5 жыл бұрын

@@thorn6067 a lot of people criticized that part of the movie because they thought that the city should be half full and not entirely empty

@arned3901

5 жыл бұрын

They're also not starting an apocalypse, because of the heroes

@luhuntrix6928

5 жыл бұрын

@@arned3901 try doing apocalypse while the possible maestro hulk is present and the same with the god of thunder with a beer belly and the rest of the avengers not to say the ronin is killing the people who do harm to the rest of the people

@thorn6067

5 жыл бұрын

@@PrismSimon Good point.

Neat analysis video! Thanks for uploading!

one thing is, 50% of life is killed, but, think about this, like, imagine there were 3 people, 50% of life dies in all of the world, meaning 1 person will disappear, the other will remain intact, and the third person will have half of his body disappearing, provoking a horrible view to the survivor, now imagine this on world-scale, there will be half of a plant destroyed, and 1 of each animal getting half of their body disappear, in case there's an uneven/odd number of life.

Thanos in Endgame: Tell me Avengers is your world not more peaceful This video: Thanos: Oh my bad

@machixius

5 жыл бұрын

yes ikr

@TheAntiNeoCon

5 жыл бұрын

No because thanos would take over the planet like he has before. Meaning if you want food you would listen to your overlord thanos

@frking100

5 жыл бұрын

In this case people dont know what happened in the avengers universe know what happened. Also the lost of plants and animals seem like a way to make thanos the bad guy as the whole point was that there would be more food and food comes from plants and animals. Also the people who got snapped where at random so there is no 50 percent less doctors or farmers. The smaller the pool of workers the smaller it is affected

@taherbertolinirodrigues9104

5 жыл бұрын

@@frking100 the plan is still idiotic as It functions on Malthusian theories, which were proved to be false.

@frking100

5 жыл бұрын

@@taherbertolinirodrigues9104 The plan would be dumb if it hadn't worked before. Thanos cites the planet which it worked there is also the historical source of the flowering economy after the black plague thus making it not idiotic but rather an experiment. You have to run multiple trials and see if you get the desired results. In our reality we dont have enough measurable instances to draw accurate data but in the avengers universe thanos has enough data to at least prove that his experiment is precise

*Man standing on dusted tree* Tree 5 years later: I'm about to end this man's whole carreer

@crazykenproductions606

4 жыл бұрын

Penetration complete

@wafflingmean4477

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I imagine when everything reappeared heaps of forests would experience explosions as a one tree appeared inside another one over and over. This would happen with some houses and living beings too. Speaking of awkward places to reappear, a hell of a lot of people would appear in the sky, having been on planes when they got dusted.

@antaresmc4407

4 жыл бұрын

@@wafflingmean4477 not really, position is relative, there is no point they could actually appear, except from the exacti point they left in space AND time... And MCU doesnt handle well causal paradoxes...

@danforrest7709

3 жыл бұрын

@@wafflingmean4477 If you wanna get really technical, the earth probably has moved millions of miles since the snap. All those people would just reappear in space- where the Earth was 5 years ago.

This is why his motivations in the comic makes more sense. He kills half of all life simply because he wanted to satisfy Death not for some misconstrued goal to save life.

I'd like to think there would be at least 2 separate universes after the snap: one where half was dusted, while the other one where the other half was dusted.

"With infinite god-like power I could: A) Improve access to scarce resources e.g. double them + spread'em about B) Modify sapient entities to require and use fewer resources C) Exterminate life on an unprecedented scale with no consideration given to the consequences..."

@godemperorofmankind3.091

4 жыл бұрын

its not infintie. too much will kill you

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

@@godemperorofmankind3.091 yes. But do you think that people will just.. Eat themselves to death?

@flyingfireballmaster1816

4 жыл бұрын

@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 Have you seen the average American diet? People are already eating themselves to death.

@totemictoad4691

4 жыл бұрын

writers have no sense of scale,,, there are 400 billion stars give or take in this galaxy, we think, this galaxy is one of hundereds of billions in the universe we can see based on an estimate using the hubble deep field, and there's stars and rocks and shit between the galaxies too not lots but its there,,, if you dismantled the planets in our solar system and turned them into giant stations orbiting the sun drawing on its power you could home a population in the trillions in this solar system and have several earth's worth of spare 'land' to house stations full of wilderness's of every biome on earth, if you sort out recycling this setup will be able to operate until the death of the sun,..... we don't even need more resources in the universe to sustain populations inconceivable for billions of years we just need better use of the resources that are literally right there

@ts25679

4 жыл бұрын

@@totemictoad4691 You seem like the kind of fellow who would appreciate Science and Futurism with Isaac Arthur here on KZread.

3:37 "purple man using stones isn't gonna be the first thing to be theorize" Avenger fans: ArEyoUSuREaBOuTthat?

@zadok23

5 жыл бұрын

I think the assumption is that the snap affects a world where Marvel and Thanos dont exist kinda like nobody having ever heard of zombies in the walking dead.

@timeweaselproduction

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones would have a field day if the snap happened.

@mihajlo961x

5 жыл бұрын

@@Tosia-aisoT Hahaha

@darthsader7089

5 жыл бұрын

@@timeweaselproduction That is if he survived the snap

@cheatsykoopa98

5 жыл бұрын

@@zadok23 honestly this is what I hate the most about the zombie genre, the "dont use the z word" trope. as if nobody in these movies/tv shows/games ever heard of zombies, it just sounds fake for us who live in a world where zombies are part of horror pop culture I can understand the government not wanting to believe it for some time, but not denying it until its too late

i looked up actually happened the animation channel and this appeared, and i find it so ironic that this video's title is about the snap and actually happened was snapped

I would like to see a show about life after the Snap. It would be very interesting to see how the people have adapted during those 5 years, while including some Marvel action and characters we have or haven’t seen before. It’s just an idea, so I shouldn’t hope for the best that Disney or Marvel would create something like that.

@dylanroemmele906

2 жыл бұрын

Falcon and the Winter Soldier

Thanos did it to impress Lady Death in the original storyline. That's why the reason seems dumb.

@violator7964

4 жыл бұрын

Grimrapings Yeah, but without it, you can’t really present Thanos as a sympathetic villain.

@DaroriDerEinzige

4 жыл бұрын

@@KZreadChannel-dk5xv Thanos wasn't not only a "looser cucked by Deadpool" - He was an absolute psychopathic maniac who was actually pretty brilliant in what he did. He become, outside of Deadpool, to the Herold of Death itself in the Comics. In the Movies, he's just a purple dumb guy.

@BigBrezzy

4 жыл бұрын

That is some next level simpin

@jamesricker3997

4 жыл бұрын

By removing 1/2 of all life the remaining planets can't generate enough life to sustain GALACTUS

@Detahramet

4 жыл бұрын

The fact that he wanted to literally fuck death is somehow less dumb than the misanthropic bullshit we actually got in the movie

I mean, Thanos is called "The Mad Titan" for a reason. This scenario just proved that name correct.

@CaptSakeMangusto

5 жыл бұрын

In the MCU after Endgame you can call him The Imbecil Titan. Only an Idiot would create the weapon of ultimate power, became an omnipotent being and after wipe out half the life in the universe destroy it and make himself defenseless and helpless before his enemies. Say whatever you want about Palpatine outsourcing and micromanaging everything but be that stupid he never was not.

@LadyLarkAvin

5 жыл бұрын

So with this aftermath scenario, the comic book reasons for him doing this would actually make more sense than the MCU reason. After all, if you want to impresses Death, this would get her attention for sure.

@CaptSakeMangusto

5 жыл бұрын

@@LadyLarkAvin Hollywood movies are not allowed to enter metaphysical realms beyond the range of cheap jump scares. Even Mythological entities as Thor are not even recognized as Gods and instead are declared Aliens because Studios are Prophets of Materialism.

@ItsButterBean1020

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly that's kinda smart, that way no one can undo what he';s done and he's at peace knowing he's won.

@Jotunn96

5 жыл бұрын

CaptSakeMangusto I think it was more that he was just content to die now

I wish we could see a version of this where only half of intelligent live is snapped. That seems like a much more interesting scenario to explore.

Farmer just finished farming,there is only half left. Farmer:well fuck.

Thanos: Literally kills half the universe Also Thanos: Yeah, becoming a farmer would be pretty cool.

@Agent-Blaze

3 жыл бұрын

Invert that and you just depicted Heinrich Himmler

@xaviergonzalez44

3 жыл бұрын

It's a peaceful life

@iaml7536

3 жыл бұрын

Have fun finding food.

@slayride136

2 жыл бұрын

@@Agent-Blaze theory: Himmler reincarnated Thanos

Legend says that Antman needs a long shower after he defeats Thanos

@tengkualiff

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@briandiehl9257

5 жыл бұрын

No, but his suit would never be touched again

@stephenmurphy2212

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Turner fortunately for him he doesn’t go up his arse.

@lorelord2272

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmurphy2212 SPOILER ALERT (JK)

@briandiehl9257

5 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmurphy2212 Blaspheme

"What if this happened in the real world, say, today even." Me whose watching this at 11:59 am: I have no such weaknesses

Thanos: By eliminating one half of life, the other half will thrive. Cody: Imma stop ya right there...

I don't think Kevin Feige was right about the plants, you don't see any of the trees in Wakanda being dusted. Edit: Yeah he confirmed he wasn't thinking when he said that.

@AzeKannagi

5 жыл бұрын

It’s random so technically all those trees were randomly chosen to survive. I’m sure somewhere a group of people on some planet were untouched but their entire stock of resources got snapped, thus killing them in a weeks time.

@florbengorben7651

5 жыл бұрын

@@AzeKannagi but that still doesn't make sense considering Thanos' goals. He wanted to make resources more abundant and effective for intelligent life so they didn't all die from starvation. Taking away half of all resources directly counters Thanos' goals.

@YawnerCube

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, I beg to differ. We saw one tree get dusted. Groot. Poor Groot...

@PlzTouchSomeGrass

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe they just wither?

@scewt

5 жыл бұрын

I think its stupid how that is even a theory, thanos' plan all together is just halving population if he were to half basically all of the food supply his entire plan would make no sense

-you fly a plane -pilots get snapped by Thanos -chaos in plane -*chaos intensives*

@thehKB24

5 жыл бұрын

Jevil: *Happiness Noises*

@ntactime_w3488

5 жыл бұрын

*chaos ends abruptly*

@azarbijamer9422

5 жыл бұрын

- something like 911 happens