'my cousin looks like a dropped pie but he's a good man' I AM SO DEAD😂😂😂

@Kazavop

5 жыл бұрын

Same lol 😂

@gamingwithgetti8323

4 жыл бұрын

Kate Cooley I read that as he said it so thanks for making it even funnier😂

@sheyla8053

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA I'M CRYING

@TheSurviver72

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, killed me, too. 😂

@5bananas1

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

"21 people who went on tv for a better life, now no longer have one" Damn thats heavy

@tomdaly4275

4 жыл бұрын

Lieutenant Luxury Answer this question. Why does Jeremy Kyle get axed after 15 years when a guy kills himself when Love Island has been on air for four years, two people who've gone on it are dead, and yet ITV don't see fit to get it axed?

@Thawhid

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomdaly4275 🤦‍♂️its dumb af. I forgot about JK

@tomdaly4275

4 жыл бұрын

Thaw you get what I'm saying though

@CustardCream33

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomdaly4275 Views of course. Sad but true (even though it's a pile of shite)

@margaretjbuckley

4 жыл бұрын

21 people were attention seeking nobody's, fuck 'em!

His Mum should be proud. He's bringing real issues to light while being sensitive but funny.

@ashleydonnelly3681

5 жыл бұрын

And his dad can fuck off?

@abdirahmanyusuf6954

5 жыл бұрын

Gibi Montgomery na u should tho

@prik9802

5 жыл бұрын

Gibi Montgomery Yeah him and his audience seems to pretty much forget men

@anonfalco7880

5 жыл бұрын

@@ashleydonnelly3681 I mean his mum was brought up during this act so make sense to bring her up?

@not_good_at_pianoseriously8840

5 жыл бұрын

I completely agree he makes serious problems have a rainbow in them all. it's only unfortunate because Russell puts SO MUCH work into these comedy shows and scripts but gets no actual effect into the real world but he should know there are people out there that support and understand and follow what Russell says. People do try to change these problems it's only disappointing because not enough people do it.

I love how he's a combination of a stand up comedian and a motivational speaker!! He's talking about real issues and making us laugh!!

@jaraxu_

4 жыл бұрын

Anchy real issues mixed in with bullshit like “omg little mermaid doesn’t have the all the lines,” it’s almost like she isn’t the main and her story is about GETTING HER VOICE BACK, 😂

@DeathWish92

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaraxu_ no kid

@margaretjbuckley

4 жыл бұрын

He's a 'comedian'?

@arisamwell2190

4 жыл бұрын

I'd vote for him if he ran for prime minister

@zaink7037

4 жыл бұрын

He's shows really do address the problem in this country. It's sadly however a action of greed id say. These shows like naked attractions there's no need for it than just to get views from thirsty viewers. The government themselves don't seem to help the working class as much like in Russells talk about house prices.

"ok mrs howard we've got what we want" "but will I need a scarf?" I fell off my chair at that point XD

@Melethasgar

5 жыл бұрын

It was the predictable punchline of that joke, so meh...

@zoehudson9439

4 жыл бұрын

😂

He'll make a great dad someday tbh

@joshuatudgay3053

5 жыл бұрын

Son/daughter: tell me a story dad Russell: ok. Let me tell you the time your grandma interogatted isis

@elliecassidy4437

4 жыл бұрын

And am even better grandad :)

@novrax7184

4 жыл бұрын

He already is!

@really.just.me.tho.

4 жыл бұрын

You’d like that wouldn’t you

@AliceRoche-ii2ke

4 жыл бұрын

@@novrax7184 really?

Guy: There's boobs, muscles, sun,sea, what more could you ask for? Me: Oh I dunno, maybe some intelligence and a decent personality to go with it?

@wolve1310

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Donaldson unfortunately smarts don’t sell

@surealivro6242

3 жыл бұрын

Simp

@wolve1310

3 жыл бұрын

Raising Agent 🤣

@personalinfodump2155

3 жыл бұрын

Unrealistic, settle for plastic like the rest of us XD

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

No chance of either of those things if you are looking at the casts of shows like love island etc😏

Sleeping beauty only had 18 lines IN HER WHOLE FILM

@billyosullivan4514

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't her film then was it

@musicnation4915

5 жыл бұрын

She was sleeping bruh

@yusuf-5531

4 жыл бұрын

She talks a lot in her sleep

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

Does that include her singing tho?

@miamakingvids6996

4 жыл бұрын

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKARY

“The world of TV dating is just body Facism” Russel Howard, you amazing man!

@ytcetrix2386

5 жыл бұрын

Welshey please can you subscribe to me I upload funny moments and tips of many games

@sophierender5736

5 жыл бұрын

Wow it’s so weird I read this as he was saying it! Sooo weird 😂

@AllIsWellaus

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think you grasp what fascism actually means but I get the sentiment.

@TCt83067695

4 жыл бұрын

A bit hyperbolic don't you think?

Russell is SERIOUSLY intelligent for a comedian I love how sky one has given him more leeway on political things he can talk about because on BBC 3 he couldn't do or cover as much sensitive and political topics like he has done recently salute to you mate

@katerinakemp5701

3 жыл бұрын

Well he was a teacher so he should be good at organizing his thoughts and give fast responses.

@Mattinator95

3 жыл бұрын

Which is ironic because it's the bbc and they are as PC as you can get

@magnetiktrax

3 жыл бұрын

Most comedians are more intelligent than the average Joe.

@josk249

2 жыл бұрын

Haha trump and Boris bad is hardly intelligent comedy

"They're making kids think the only thing worth developing is their body" 🔥🔥🔥 that is the truth. Character. Politeness. Attitude. Morals. Respect. Relationships. These are all things worth developing way more.

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

You are as far from wrong as can be with this statement. I have spent the last 6 years developing literally anything other than my body. By far, the most developed is intelligence, because I have little care for how I look.

@rupert_511

4 жыл бұрын

You are sadly very incorrect. I can imagine only overweight ugly people would say something like this.

@batshazcrazy

4 жыл бұрын

@@rupert_511 sounds like you need to spend some time developing your character :)

@malikthemadman

4 жыл бұрын

Say Jingler mate if u only focus on your body you become a dumb asshole.

@batshazcrazy

4 жыл бұрын

@@malikthemadman 😂👌

“Is brexit a cabbage?” 😂😂

@Moz72

4 жыл бұрын

Is it tho

@griffsivyer1336

4 жыл бұрын

Brexit is a continent

@griffsivyer1336

4 жыл бұрын

@neXus.gmr69 oh yeah the center of the universe how silly me to forget

@northdiddles

4 жыл бұрын

@@griffsivyer1336 No the center of earth i think the universe.

@shaneh1872

4 жыл бұрын

Brexit is a black hole

Is Brexit a Cabbage? No Love Island, Brexit is not a Cabbage

@Jedi_Spartan_38

5 жыл бұрын

Love Island Woman: Does that mean England won't have any trees?

@hollyingrams5653

5 жыл бұрын

No, brexit is not a cabbage It's a parsnip, obviously

@empiresloth

5 жыл бұрын

Chibi Ninja Gaming best one is if brexit happens are we gonna have any more trees

@beepboop6179

5 жыл бұрын

If anything I think they're the vegetables

@alexjacob7606

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jedi_Spartan_38 she said cheese

The 100 dislikes are from everyone who thought Brexit was a cabbage... 😂

@dansmith543

5 жыл бұрын

Aimee.05xxx 101 brilliant 😂

@leecroft7311

4 жыл бұрын

900 dislikes now... yeah, oh dear

@theworldofquark

4 жыл бұрын

Because it’s a lettuce

@flaviusbelisarius7517

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a cabbage?

@meglewis6975

4 жыл бұрын

988

Recent suicide of mike from love island just proves this video

@te1327

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf Michael who was with amber

@motorbicyclist8879

4 жыл бұрын

@@te1327 mike from 2017 love island

@shaynelagyop7996

4 жыл бұрын

@A K what do you mean

@GamingAddictionzFTW

4 жыл бұрын

and now caroline flack :(

@gbjanuary

4 жыл бұрын

Dan Howell that’s was not because of love island but problems with the police and law courts.

In this years love island, for those who haven’t seen it, this jourdan girl confidently stated that Barcelona was in Italy

@mariagraziamancari5788

4 жыл бұрын

She wasn't wrong There is a town in sviluppo with that name

@arctix4757

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariagraziamancari5788 Its a British Location

@mrmr-jj3pd

4 жыл бұрын

SlurpSplash I seriously hope you’re joking because if not I see why he made this video 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@arctix4757

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmr-jj3pd Imagine replying to a comment that was just clarifiying that Barcelona is a british location now i see why 90% of British people are dumb

@daisy_marblex6286

4 жыл бұрын

Aliya tbh I thought Vienna was in Italy for a loooooong time

15 was considered late??

@paparoachluver4eva

5 жыл бұрын

It's a joke...

@hiunwx

5 жыл бұрын

yes u virgin

@Melethasgar

5 жыл бұрын

@@paparoachluver4evaI, for one, was made fun of for being a virgin at 14; that was back in the 90's.

@LegoDonut18

5 жыл бұрын

Melethasgar What was the age of consent back then?

@oscarmannion9904

5 жыл бұрын

In Ireland and England it is I’m not sure about other places tho

"He looks like a smashed pie but hes a good guy!" Represent bro. Represent.

His friends were bullying him for being a virgin at 15? What? 😂

@Ben-eu8sc

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. It's normal

@ShanRezGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@quantrill5565 good on u man i say find the right person for you first 🙏 waiting is always best

@boahnation9932

4 жыл бұрын

@@AtlasVAL getting eanked off is not losing your virginity :p

@nelzelpher2088

4 жыл бұрын

@@justgame5508 what about 20

@justgame5508

4 жыл бұрын

@Andrew Demidov 20 probably a bit late

What I don't get with love island is that theres literally no love involved in it, its just lust....should be called lust island

@talos2384

3 жыл бұрын

Amelia Potter soft core porn basically

@patrickduffin7912

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent point, it's basically "hey you, want to sleep with me because we're both hot?" The show.

I believe dad's should play a bigger role in their daughter's lives. I'm a single dad to a teenage girl and I treat her like a human not a girl. She plays guitar, rides horses and will be getting a motorbike for her birthday this year. She knows that she is responsible for her life and that she isn't there to be anyone's slave.

@liorsmith

5 жыл бұрын

Wonderful sentiment. But you know girls are humans too right?

@shikitorandall2173

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yes! This is what more people need to incorporate into parenting. It doesn't matter what gender the kid is. Let them experience different things. I was raised mostly by my grandad and he took me motorbike riding. Camping. Fishing. Hiking. Everything. He also got me to try and wear dresses and play with Barbie dolls. I'd just put them in my remote controlled cars and see how long they could hold on for. People just need to let their kids experience things. What's with all these snowflake kids. They get a scratch on there arm and they start crying and balling their eyes out. No you get up dust yourself off and keep playing. That builds resilience

@1nfinitune533

4 жыл бұрын

Lets just hope whoever she finds as a partner treats her the way she wants to be treated

@jdxn3364

4 жыл бұрын

Lior Smith yh just said that mate

@Echodolly6

4 жыл бұрын

@@jdxn3364 I think Lior said that because OP said he treats his daughter like a human not a girl. I know what OP meant but he worded it badly.

Actually, Love Island, Brexit is a wheat-based cereal best enjoyed in a bowl with a splash of cold milk.

@nickynoo70

5 жыл бұрын

Jenna Craig a splash of a cold look? Lol

@wambold2369

5 жыл бұрын

Weet-a-brexit

@squiddymcsquidface3097

5 жыл бұрын

Brexit: the most important meal of the day.

@jennacraig9671

5 жыл бұрын

Have I inadvertently started a "Weet-a-Brexit" based group? BYOB - Bring Your Own Bowls.

@The_Unholy_Nerd

5 жыл бұрын

I thought I was alone in thinking this!

"All the people I sleep with, I don't genuinely have feelings for them." Why would anyone date a sleazeball that says that sort of shit?! Also, Russell's cousin sounds like an amazing guy, why would anyone who wants to help out kids with special needs want to be on that show? Genuinely, being on Love Island would be my idea of hell.

@aldorfc220

Жыл бұрын

Hate is when women watching this crap go on social media to say thet will starve themselves to be like them when clearly there bloody skinny and thry know it probably waiting for replies from horny guys saying she's sexy, there egos are already sky high as it is

That story about the impact Hermione had on that woman is super relatable. I'm in law school now, writing a book on the side and enjoying the hell out of playing music, and a big part of that was possible because of this super admirable, nerdy Hogwarts-girl with the big front teeth. Good role models for kids matter!

@photofreak56

2 жыл бұрын

My best memory from my childhood was going to see the first Harry Potter movie after my dad had read the book to me. It was really cold that night and we were waiting for my mom to come pick us up and while we were waiting my dad talked to me about the movie and of course being five I was you know just losing my shit over how cool it was. Just like when we were reading the books dad mentioned how Hermione was really smart and he always wanted me to be like her he told me that I could do anything and be as clever as she was if I just worked hard and read a lot of books. Ironically I'm dyslexic but I have 10 library cards for different online libraries that have different online versions of audiobooks and I think I've read at least 10 books per year if not more I think Harry Potter had a lot of meaning for a lot of people

I can't remember the name, but there was one dating show that i don't think lasted long. The people would go into a pitch black room and have a few dates. Then they see each other, and choose if they want to keep dating. It was depressing how many times one of them would decide to not continue on after they'd seen them, even though they'd gotten along really well in the dark.

@deroulement

5 жыл бұрын

I think you're talking about Dating in the Dark. I definitely share your opinion.

@torakunoichi

5 жыл бұрын

Dating in the dark

@LauraBidingCitizen

5 жыл бұрын

One of the most depressing dating shows of all time.

@canyoudont9396

5 жыл бұрын

I remember that show lol

@tomdamoose2461

5 жыл бұрын

Kharn the swell guy, giving dating advice before conducting exterminatus

Talking about vanity and body issues and bringing up Hermione Granger from Harry Potter....in the films she’s played by Emma Watson, an attractive girl (now woman) yet in the books she isn’t described as being the best looking girl at all. She has big frizzy hair, buck teeth and generally not exactly the pick of the bunch, and it forms an important aspect to her character. It’s why everyone is so shocked in the fifth book that Victor Krum asks her to the Yule Ball, the general consensus being “why did he pick that ugly girl when he’s a good looking, famous quidditch player?”

@sorchaH05

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but in the defense of the people who cast her, she was 10 when she was cast for the first movie, they weren't to know exactly what she was gonna look like as she grew up.

@alexthebudgie9071

5 жыл бұрын

sorchaH05 I’m not a nonce, because I am 14, but she wasn’t the ugliest duckling as a child.

@sorchaH05

5 жыл бұрын

@@alexthebudgie9071 Yeah but Neville wasn't exactly the model looking guy he is now, you never know how some people can change as they grow up

@beckymoore2805

5 жыл бұрын

They gave her prosthetic buck teeth but she couldn't speak properly

@katnismellark

5 жыл бұрын

actually..... victor krum asked her out in the fourth book, not the point you were making but.... just thought you should know

“It looks nice out” ....it’s England you need the coats

@rossparker5510

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from Melbourne Australia, I have the same conversation with myself it was3 degree's this morning now beautiful sunshine

When I was a kid I loved the naked brothers band and wanted to be like Alex Wolff so I learnt how to play the drums and turns out I'm a natural

@UNKN0WNSHAD0W

2 жыл бұрын

I wanted to become a drummer because of the dairy milk ad.

There totally should be a show called Minger TV where everyone is non stereotypical it could do wonders for the matchmaking services 😄

@muffinman4544

4 жыл бұрын

Survivior Channel probably don’t call them mingers, otherwise you’re still doing the love island thing of implying average is ugly

@captainriker6526

4 жыл бұрын

Pixie Passive what’s a Minger

@FaetriaArt

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainriker6526 British word for someone "Ugly"

Brexit is a breakfast bar

@guywithdacap4713

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds crunchy and delicious! But rotten in real life. What a pity!

@namedsomethingorother8316

5 жыл бұрын

A big dish of fuck you Britain and eu

@jackmccann3237

5 жыл бұрын

our school has an area called the breakfast bar that our year christened the brexit bar. we also call the johnson hall (our assembly hall) the boris johnson hall

@hananburale8387

5 жыл бұрын

Oh I WISH!!!😭😭😭

@sarahjasim7403

5 жыл бұрын

made with non eu wheat

Love island is literally making young teenagers feel like shit

@rocca717

4 жыл бұрын

Stop fucking watching the mind numbing shit, its not the hardest treatment plan in the world

@nicedream1990

4 жыл бұрын

I watched it. Im a 29 year old man. I felt like shit because I have a hairy chest and im a bit scrawny and pale.

@FALslayer

4 жыл бұрын

@Forever Me because people are masochists?

@larryhayek9244

3 жыл бұрын

yeah it is making us feel like shit

@monsieur2761

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicedream1990 Hairy chest is so damn fking hot. Don't listen to anyone who says it's a turn off.

When he said she could interrogate ISIS he still had his mother's voice

Russell Howard is so funny I've been watching him for years

@ashleydonnelly3681

5 жыл бұрын

Well done 👏👏👏

@TheAlchemistEmpire

5 жыл бұрын

@@ashleydonnelly3681 :)

Russell is a hell of a guy

This is why I love Russell so much. Makes serious issues funny in a way you'll remember after the laughs.

Ellen Ripley was my hero for my entire childhood. A clever woman who kicked arse and took names, with a strong set of ethics. That is power.

Today I found out Russ uses Tumblr

@HI-dg9xd

4 жыл бұрын

5 POINTS FOR GRIFFINDOOR

"five points to Gryffindor!!" You just ruined my entire childhood in one phrase

@CollinMcLean

3 жыл бұрын

He actually once made a similar joke in a previous special.

I vote Russel Howard as PRESIDENT we need it in this world 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

@theaccountant1295

5 жыл бұрын

We need him as PM first, the rest of the world can take him afterwards 😄

@brandn6185

4 жыл бұрын

Hes english hes ours back off ;)

@jaraxu_

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah once he figures out that there is more than 1 main character in Disney films and the examples he used were story’s about how either she had fallen a sleep, died (snow) and another one is about how she grades her voice away for things she doesn’t have , and BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ONE OF THE BIGGEST CASTS WITH THE MOST RICH CHARACTERS THAT ALL HAVE THERE OWN ARCS , but nah it’s the men wanting to talk all time

@themaggattack

4 жыл бұрын

@@jaraxu_ Something is definitely amiss when so many of the MAIN female characters hardly even speak. It's not just a coincidence that the storylines are designed to prevent the heroine from even speaking. The storylines need to change. Thank goodness for J.K. Rowling.

@jaraxu_

4 жыл бұрын

WhatAWorld you clearly have doodoo brain, all the examples he gave were story’s WHERE the main female loses the ability to speak as part of the storyline, either asleep , baso dead, trades her voice BUT THEY STILL HAVE 30% of lines!!!!! THATS A LOT OF TALKING, considering there is shit tons of characters in all 4 story’s, and when it comes to belle , in beauty and the beast THE ENTIRE CAST is full of vibrant characters with recognisable characteristics and I recon combine belle and mrs Potts and the three Gaston girls females have easly of 50% of lines, what he has done is misinterpreted statistics for the sake of a stupid joke and now dumbass like you are going to actually belive him, it’s like you havnt seen a single on of the films he mentions 😂😂😂(and jk Rowling is A FUCKING SHIT WRIGHTER LMAO , Harry Potter is a mash up of lord of the rings starwars and it’s stolen from other series, I could sit here and entire day ranting not only about that but how shitty of a person she is but neither of us have time for that 😂)

When he brought up when men speak more than women in disney movies, it reminded me of the project my science teacher had us do. The girls had to lead the group, pick the boys they wanted to “work for them” and the boys weren’t allowed to talk. Then he talked to the class about how in the classroom setting boys are more likely to speak up. And after the project the class worked so much better, because the girls felt more comfortable talking

@larryhayek9244

3 жыл бұрын

thats a really good idea

@kimholland4822

2 жыл бұрын

What a fantastic teacher

You and Daniel Sloss are on point with your views regarding love.

@wotmate5956

5 жыл бұрын

Kelley Gallivan YES

@Sillyyyyy

5 жыл бұрын

YESS

@apollorollo7003

5 жыл бұрын

I love daniel sloss

@Queef_Storm

5 жыл бұрын

Where can I find Daniel Sloss's take on love? Genuinely interested to hear his point of view

@kelleyg4894

5 жыл бұрын

@@Queef_Storm He has two specials on Netflix. The second is his take on love (Jigsaw) but I do recommend watching them in order. They're both comedy gold and have great takes on life. If you remember, I'd love to know what you think if you end up watching them. Have fun!

You need to post more videos Russell

@ellieb4854

5 жыл бұрын

agreed!

@cianmckenna9627

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't run this channel, sky does

@tedwilliams6545

5 жыл бұрын

He posts one a day

@magicorchard1915

5 жыл бұрын

Just watch his show on sky

@dailyuploads3951

5 жыл бұрын

🌭

“My cousin looks like a dropped pie” -Russell Howard

Dude why does your stuff make me cry and laugh the loudest I’ve ever laughed, like jeez, calm it, emotions

@mariasmith7338

2 жыл бұрын

Because you’ve been so dumbed down by TPTB that your standards are low

Whenever I'm down I can always count on Russell to cheer me up and talk about the issues that matter to me but make them funny. One of my all time favourite comedians 💗

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

He is my favourite. Top three - Russell Howard, Michael Macintyre and Lee Evans.

I have a six pack! A six pack of belly roles! But seriously it doesn’t matter

@friend3724

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao a six pack 'a biscuits

@asgardninja9674

5 жыл бұрын

I tell that to my brother

@asgardninja9674

5 жыл бұрын

A six pack in the fridge

@Wander1508

5 жыл бұрын

A six pack of jaffa cakes for me, loved them since i was a kid

@FirstnameLastname-rb4sh

5 жыл бұрын

Neil Kerr relatable

As a young woman, finding my own identity was everything. Never tried to blend in with others in my classes. I was the kid to ask questions after class, do my work instead of goofing off and really tried to learn. I'm an EU immigrant, so I had to learn in school to learn the language, traditions, history and culture in the UK. My identity became Scottish, I flourished here. I grew into a woman who loves both arts and science (and that baffles people), learning about different subjects... During lockdown, I've hopped between history of science and astronomy, with a dash of physiology and psychology to revise for next year when I go back to uni after a year out. I just love to learn, to understand and to share that knowledge with others. I think Hermione had an impact on that. But also a few different characters as well, from Winx Club. Flora, getting gentle natured and studious, Stella for how hilariously adorable she is, Aisha/Layla for being a fucking badass, Bloom throwing herself into danger to help stop others from being hurt, Tecna for being that tech nerd that I was as a kid and Roxy for her fiery nature and seeking to learn about a world she never knew she was a part of. First four seasons really helped with understanding growing up, adult themes in the fourth season we've gave characters a chance not to be wacky stereotypes. Nick and 4Kids butchered those themes, but it has an impact on me. Seeing them grow up across seasons helped me with my own growing up as a kid. And inspired me to be studious, kind, supportive, and fun to be around as an adult as I was pretty sheltered as a kid

He would definitely make such interesting university lecturer/teacher, he makes an impact in his shows. He has so many different opinions and views on so many interesting topics and delivers it an amazing way. The guy is not only absolutely hilarious his stand ups really makes you reflect on the subjects he touches, Russell Howard is just fantastic.

In light of Mike Thalassitis, this really breaks my heart...

Lol I can explain why men spoke more in the little mermaid. Mainly because the damn mermaid was mute on land as a result of some curse lmao 😂😂😂 [EDIT] Thanks for the likes lol but are we really all gonna argue about this in the replies? Like it’s a movie lmao not a social justice issue, please remember that. Thanks all 👌

@lucypreece7581

5 жыл бұрын

yeah but the villain is female you div. so even with a female lead and a female villain Men still say more in that film.

@onlyhousestarklivesmatter

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucypreece7581 but the villain is not really the main focus of the story, like I get the point you're making... but sometimes you gotta look at the facts.

@annabelleparker9498

5 жыл бұрын

But there are a lot of women in that film

@GorinRedspear

5 жыл бұрын

Plus you had that crab that just wouldn't shut up

@hunterG60k

5 жыл бұрын

And who decided to make her mute? You do realise this is a work of fiction, right? A man wrote a story where the female love interest is beautiful, scantily clad, and silent......

I want to go on love island so I can be super nerdy and talk about D&D

I like how he said 'ISIS' in his mums voice XD

never been so early to this and it’s just made my day

@NsTheName

5 жыл бұрын

Love that picture of Kook! Haha

Did I miss it or there was no queen impression this time?

@tabithahallows6116

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit your right

I love Russell: he takes sensitive and serious subjects, and addresses it in a way that not only takes it as seriously as it needs to, but he’s funny! It helps you absorb it. It matters so much!

Russell Howard is the best in the UK. His program is very informative and educational.

There's plenty of great comedy shows out there that comment on current events but the extra effort that Russell puts into making people aware of important issues like this makes me a massive fan. Got to see his show just before Christmas and had a blast, would definitely recommend!

Wait, so brexit isn’t a cabbage?

@sean7332

5 жыл бұрын

Broccoli

@ashleydonnelly3681

5 жыл бұрын

No, the people running Brexit are cabbages.

@caitlinb1056

5 жыл бұрын

No its an avacodoo

@tnewton7834

4 жыл бұрын

Technically it's a lettuce

@vjapple3083

4 жыл бұрын

redtraker I’m pretty sure it’s a carrot

“He knows he’ll never achieve it!” Nice to see Russell’s attitude at life.

Wasn’t the whole point that the little mermaid couldn’t talk

@Kat-mu8wq

4 жыл бұрын

She could talk but she traded her voice for legs.

@sabrina.h2737

4 жыл бұрын

Arιa Soc ... to please a man. Just thought I'd add that.

@Kat-mu8wq

4 жыл бұрын

@@sabrina.h2737 If women didn't talk and tell men what to do nothing would ever get done. 🤔

@majestysol7100

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kat-mu8wq No, proving women hold society together on their backs.

@samuellawrencesbookclub8250

4 жыл бұрын

But the main villain of that film was a woman also

3:48 The whole point of the little Mermaid is she doesn't have a voice. The other two are odd though. EDIT: Apologies, the reason she loses her voice is the problem, as she gives it up for a man. Completely forgot that. Ignore me.

@TheSmart-CasualGamer

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly forgot that. I haven't had to see the film since, well, since it came out.

@Mousekins

5 жыл бұрын

I think everyone's forgetting that Ursula made Ariel give up her voice-- y'know, the active female villain made her believe that. Ariel could've just swam up to Eric and been like "Hi I saved your life heh funny that" and Eric would've loved her for who she was because she literally saved his life. It's Ursula's and King Triton's fault that she went to trade her voice in. Her voice is then later used against her as a hypnotism device (if you wanted to be bold you could assume that's because of the voice being the most powerful part of a woman) to get Eric to not kiss Ariel so her time would be up. Eric didn't love Ariel because she was quiet and pretty- he loved her because she was expressive, adventurous and saved him from drowning.

@caoimhebearr

5 жыл бұрын

I have a tattoo of the Little Mermaid on my foot cos its always a little reminder not to lose myself or my voice as I move through life. At Electric Picnic (music and arts festival in Ireland) last year, I went to a podcast recording where Russell was bring interviewed and he spotted the tattoo in the middle of the interview and tells the room that fact about men speaking 2/3 of the time in the movie, and then asks, 'so why'd you get it?' I remember being so delighted that there was someone that got that message. It was a fun little nugget in the middle of a crazy weekend :)

@Mousekins

5 жыл бұрын

@Sawssan Kaddoura As somebody who actively grew up watching the little mermaid, I can safely say it did nothing to influence my talkativeness. Especially since Ariel is outwardly defiant, outspoken, is a singer, is expressive even without a voice, and the overall message from Ursula (who we know is a 'bad guy') is portrayed as wrong. Ursula says these things because she knows it'll get Ariel to take the bait, and we recognise this. I don't think there's inherent misogyny in old media. Mulan saves china because she cares for her aged father, Belle wants adventure, cinderella just wants to go on a night out. Love is usually a sub-plot of many of them and generally don't revolve around 'finding a man'. Ariel only wants to go to the surface because she wants to dance and sing and walk on the beach, meeting Eric was just another reason for her to go up there- and is frequently told she shouldn't. Ariel's defiant to a fault. I don't like it when people ignore the larger narrative of the stories either. It makes for one sad Mouse.

@Mousekins

5 жыл бұрын

@Sawssan Kaddoura I feel like we're agreeing on the same thing but from different perspectives, so to save us back and forthing I'm going to just TL;DR the stance. People deserve better representation in media and overarching stories should be appreciated as much as they should be critically thought of. (because if we truly love something we must be able to criticise it, too.) Honestly I'd be down for discussing it more in depth but in youtube's comment section it's too disjointed for me to enjoy and think too hard on. Thank you for the discussion regardless, I appreciate the stance you've taken and wish for you to have a nice day.

Finally, Russell Howard is on the trending page!

To all the people saying 15 was late? Welcome to England xDD

Russell Howard is so freaking funny and cute, but I really love that he brings issues and thoughts to light that most don't even think about. 👏

Let me tell you a short story of how I found love. One day I was chatting with people, socializing on social media when I noticed one guy, I don't remember how or why I noticed him but I'm quite glad I did, we started to talk in private a bit and he really grew attached to me as he told me more and more about himself, we became great friends in a couple of weeks of talking to eachother and I became his best friend. One day he told me about his depression, quite a severe problem he's got, he then told me that he was so depressed that he would've jumped off of the roof of his house... if I wasn't there for him, his sister even told me he keeps talking about me all the time, I made him happy again and am the only person to give him a smile again and he loves me so much. I can't even say that I love him more because I just can't, he would be dead without me. We still talk every day to eachother and keep up our friendship and I could honestly not think of someone better then him. My world has changed a lot too because of him and he's made me the happiest person alive. And yeah it's gay, they're allowed to have depression too.

@raystimpson

5 жыл бұрын

Do you mean "he's gay"?

@PeripheralPurity

5 жыл бұрын

No one gives a fuck

@marionmelia2962

4 жыл бұрын

max krullenbol sounds like a pathetic drama queen. I reckon i've dealt with more shit then that depressed teen.

Just what I needed

@obewankenobi1141

5 жыл бұрын

My nan abuses me me 2

@wiilybilly2734

5 жыл бұрын

My nan abuses me what tf is ur name😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mynanabusesme5843

5 жыл бұрын

Don't tell anyone

@khalil-wp4mx

5 жыл бұрын

@@mynanabusesme5843 you've just told us

I love when comedians are fully serious but also make jokes to make the content lighter to watch

I dunno why but "is brexit a cabbage" killed me 😂😂

Hermoine had the same impact on me, I actually got over my Dyslexia through reading the harry potter series

@marionmelia2962

4 жыл бұрын

phoenix fire you dont get over dyslexia. Sounds like a faking attention seeker.

@marionmelia2962

4 жыл бұрын

phoenix fire like i said. A faker, you dont cure dylexia its a permanent illness. Also deleting your comments dont make you look genuine.

@phoenixfire1278

4 жыл бұрын

@@marionmelia2962 i didn't delete. I added "not-noticeable". I can't change your mind. Biologically, yes I still have a thing that makes certain things harder for me but reading and writing is luckily no longer an issue for me. And eventually I'll be able to improve on other weak areas as well. But as I have said. I can't change your mind - so you can keep thinking I'm a faker. I don't really care. You're probably halfway across the world from me.

@phoenixfire1278

4 жыл бұрын

Since you write like an American.

@marionmelia2962

4 жыл бұрын

phoenix fire im from uk and im still not convinced, dylexic people have coloured papers they sometimes need to write on, u dont seem to mention those.

"I read an amazing thing on Tumblr." And up go the red flags.

@ben-iz6or

4 жыл бұрын

Fair enough.

Russell Howard is a great example of a man who boldly supports Feminist views. We definitely need more of him.

@Hypersonik

4 жыл бұрын

Typical feminist appropriating positiveness to their cause. By it's very name, feminism is sexist. Egalitarianism is equal for all - that's where I pitch my tent.

I love it. This man has no shame, he is so human, its wonderful!

Love this man. Funny and Smart. Deserves more recognition 👏👏

i absolutely adore you as a comedian. you actually make me laugh out loud

‘Walking around like a Toblerone!!’ 😂😂😂

I really enjoyed this point of view. Really nice to hear someone actually make sense

I love how he says finally when he was 15 he lost his virginity. Like that’s still below the legal age for sex!!!

@MeAMoose

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to England

@MeAMoose

4 жыл бұрын

@Absolute Zero Yes there is, the legal consent age in the UK is 16, this is Law, not a guideline.

@maxworth865

4 жыл бұрын

Absolute Zero I don’t know where u live but in the UK it’s illegal for anyone under the age of 16 to have sex

@India.H

4 жыл бұрын

He says he got a hand job then, not full out sex 😂

@thomascresswell5365

4 жыл бұрын

Me A Moose yep

I Believe The Title Should Actually Read, 'Why Love Island Needs To Be Cancelled'

Truuuee I never notice these things. Thank you Russel for talking about topics like this and making them actually entertaining 😂😂

This man is one clever comedian... the points he makes are spot on. His stage presence is also perfect....

I am one of those girls. I absolutely love the character Hermione, she is my absolute idol. I am a nerdy, bookish minger and I'm proud of it.

@jordanoswald8648

3 жыл бұрын

and I look like a dropped pie

Mate I’m in Asia on holiday right now and your number 3 on trending!

I really love your Integrity Russell! Never stop being your awesome self! XOXO

I don’t know how I only just discovered this channel but it’s amazing.

*I didn't listen to him. I just looked at his shirt, gosh I love his shirt-*

@DEVAEGIR

4 жыл бұрын

Marks and Spencers. I have the one with the deer. Fantastic!!

5:17 is true for men as well! I've always loved and been inspired by Tohru Adachi from Persona 4. He was always so kind and helpful, despite his carelessness occasionally getting him into trouble. Now, I'm studying to be a police detective to follow in his footsteps. Thanks Adachi!

@splatoonistproductions5345

3 жыл бұрын

James Eastgate at least your not doing ackechi from persona 5(R), you probably know why

im happy that my mom raised. she brought me up in confidence about my body and encouraged to be both pretty and intelligent, regardless of what the media puts out. thats something everyone should have. Mom, if you ever find this, know that i love you and you're the greatest parent i could ever have.

this man is the funniest man i have ever watched and he is the only comidian who actualy speaks the truth we all love u russell keep up the good work and im coming to your next tour aswel

I just realised that this was uploaded on my birthday. Christ 2019 went fast

6:02 *ONCE TOLD THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME*

@edwardscissorhands2910

5 жыл бұрын

I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

@MUSEIGENHonokaTV

4 жыл бұрын

WELL, the years start coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

I love these videos... Like a ted talk with stand up mixed in, it's brilliant

@jordanlazarus7345

4 жыл бұрын

I preferred good news to be honest but I guess all good things come to an end

daaaamn, "children are being taught that the only thing worth developing is their body" that hit me hard

@larryhayek9244

3 жыл бұрын

its true and tbh me and s many other young people like me hate themselves because of it

my idea of a smart blonde would be a golden retriever.

@ShanRezGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Oh 😂

@ChrisMDSmith79

4 жыл бұрын

His wife is blonde and very smart (she is a doctor) so err yeah..

@maz1754

4 жыл бұрын

Felicity smoak

I didn’t know I could like Russel even more, but here he is talking about gender equality and body positivity

I love you Russel you just hit the nail on the head every time 😂

1:35 - I'm .... actually related to someone that went on Love Island and I can 100% back that claim up. They also tend to be pig ignorant and self centred, think that they're the 'best' just because they're popular for how they look. It's been fun watching things fall apart now that the money is drying up.

First person who's not a model that I want to see on Love Island is Russel Howard

Marketing opportunity - “Brexit Cabbage” once you’re through it, all you get is gas

@tazdivil6527

4 жыл бұрын

Dancing Alone OMG that's priceless XD

Thanks for caring, Russell.

I never found Russell funny a few years back but now I’m his biggest fan. He’s really smashing these messages, while being incredibly funny.