Why I Hate Halloween

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Drew Lynch (as seen on America's Got Talent and KZread), a stand-up comedian known for incorporating and reforming his stutter, explains his trauma as a child.
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  • @TheDrewLynch
    @TheDrewLynch7 ай бұрын

    Enjoy your Halloween or whatever you guys celebrate today. 🎉

  • @elijahreynolds4416

    @elijahreynolds4416

    7 ай бұрын

    i love you so much man you always make me laugh and smile. i Believe you show people a btter world. when i watch your videos my world disappears until the video is over. if you read this i just turned 18 and was wondering if you had any advice for life.

  • @zacattak4837

    @zacattak4837

    7 ай бұрын

    Well I had a day I guess. Thanks for all you do drew, you do make it a bit better.

  • @danieltweit3702

    @danieltweit3702

    7 ай бұрын

    cheers...you too bud...please put out another special i can buy

  • @danieltweit3702

    @danieltweit3702

    7 ай бұрын

    btw i turned a few of your jokes into bar jokes...its been fun

  • @maxine278

    @maxine278

    7 ай бұрын

    Happy Halloween 🎃 you always make me laugh!

  • @KierstenReadsALot
    @KierstenReadsALot7 ай бұрын

    “Why is he still my best friend?” Lmfao love ya man

  • @Innuya
    @Innuya7 ай бұрын

    I don't like being scared, I just like candy

  • @TheDrewLynch

    @TheDrewLynch

    7 ай бұрын

    How about a day with no scare and just candy. 😁

  • @liamgriffin218

    @liamgriffin218

    7 ай бұрын

    @@TheDrewLynch aka November 1st or as I like to call it "Discounted Candy Day"

  • @wakenow1

    @wakenow1

    7 ай бұрын

    I have got plenty of candy In my van.

  • @glenmel78

    @glenmel78

    7 ай бұрын

    And now it's all on sale!

  • @amyf5521

    @amyf5521

    7 ай бұрын

    @@liamgriffin218and February 15th!!

  • @shelleyabbott9310
    @shelleyabbott93107 ай бұрын

    When I was about 10, I freaked out so bad in a haunted house, they turned on the lights, escorted me to the back where all the volunteers were gathered, and fed me donuts and hot cocoa till my group got through it 😆 A fan from Indiana 👍

  • @_hunnybe
    @_hunnybe7 ай бұрын

    "But I meant every word, I think" Words to live by

  • @Sp00kyQueen
    @Sp00kyQueen7 ай бұрын

    Hi, morbid and weird here! I also take pictures of my sleeping husband. We are your people, whether you like it or not! I’m 38 and in my Umbreon costume tonight, I racked up a ton of free candy and it was fantastic! 10 out of 10 would recommend.

  • @TJ_the_Tism
    @TJ_the_Tism7 ай бұрын

    “You guys can go to damn”😂

  • @MagenRaquel
    @MagenRaquel7 ай бұрын

    "You two can go to Damn" LMAO

  • @Raixor
    @Raixor7 ай бұрын

    *When I was in 3rd grade, my Cub Scout troop went this very highly produced haunted house in Balboa Park in San Diego, that scared the crap out of us. Good thing they sprung for a Snoopy mascot at the end.*

  • @raelneam7164
    @raelneam71645 ай бұрын

    Oh my gawd I laughed until I shrieked of tears watching this. Holy damn, omg. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jowiens32
    @jowiens327 ай бұрын

    5:39 ❤This is exactly how I felt on the Pirate ride in Disneyland. I thought the pirates had real guns and my mom wanted me dead. I was screaming “Whyyyyyyy? This is NOT the happiest place” I will never forget the terror. Parents don’t think young kids will get that !! 🫠🫣

  • @liamgriffin218
    @liamgriffin2187 ай бұрын

    Oh trust me I'm well aware I have trauma that I'm avoiding but it's unrelated to my love for Halloween

  • @anyasviews8415
    @anyasviews84157 ай бұрын

    I totally believe you were traumatized because your stutter comes back when you are telling the details of the incident! 😢 You owe that best friend a little pay back 😏

  • @aliengranpa
    @aliengranpa7 ай бұрын

    I was born on October 3rd, so by a weird calendar fluke my birthday ALWAYS lands on the same day of the week as Halloween. If my birthday is on a Tuesday, Halloween will be on a Tuesday...you get the idea. So Halloween has always been MY holiday. Also, Halloween isn't always about being scared, you can embrace the fear and be the one doing the scaring!

  • @amyf5521

    @amyf5521

    7 ай бұрын

    You ever heard of math? 🫤

  • @broblerone413

    @broblerone413

    7 ай бұрын

    Yeah, as someone who was also born in October (and was kind of a weird kid growing up), I loved Halloween, and to this day it's my favorite holiday. I never really minded "sharing my birthday" with Halloween, bc we'd always have Halloween-themed birthday parties (they were more like Halloween parties where we just happened to sing Happy Birthday) so to this day I have a lot of fond memories of Halloween, despite now living in a country that doesn't really celebrate it

  • @ThePenguinMan

    @ThePenguinMan

    6 ай бұрын

    3RD? TF YOU TRAVELING FEBRUARY INTO THE FUTURE

  • @anjithewise
    @anjithewise7 ай бұрын

    I’m with you? Why? Why would anyone want to feel terror? It’s twisted. I can’t even do roller coasters.

  • @TotallyOriginality

    @TotallyOriginality

    7 ай бұрын

    its fun

  • @alyssawssinging4039
    @alyssawssinging40397 ай бұрын

    i dont like halloween anymore im just staying in bed and waiting for this day to be over

  • @ShayVidz
    @ShayVidz7 ай бұрын

    You actually respond!! Brooooooo you are a legend

  • @Sly-Moose
    @Sly-Moose7 ай бұрын

    I'm so sorry you had to go through that! That's real shizzy of your dad. I've had far too many experiences than I'm comfortable with of family members trying to pressure me into going on roller coasters despite my obvious PHOBIA OF THEM! Thank goodness I was able to get out of it most of the time. Only over been on 1 big roller coaster in my life, Colossus at Six Flags, so a wooden one, and I'm never going on another roller coaster EVER AGAIN. It was just as bad as I imagined it. It was awful, feeling like I was gonna be launched into space and that was TERRIFYING. I was too scared into silence to even scream. Those family members can frick right off! 🤬 I love Halloween tho, but I wouldn't be like your dad.

  • @mrpocketts

    @mrpocketts

    7 ай бұрын

    My dad is the kind of guy that’ll scare you (jump out from the darkness, throw bugs at you, drop a book at the scariest part of a movie), and then laugh at you for being scared. Only with therapy have I learned to regain my emotions. All this to say that it gives me hope that at least they seemed to recognize when they went too far.

  • @ilovepickles7427
    @ilovepickles74277 ай бұрын

    Bro I died laughing 😂 A haunted unhouse.

  • @wuftchan8299
    @wuftchan82997 ай бұрын

    Drew never got the extra large free candy bars from the rich house down the road, how sad.

  • @yankeedaddy209
    @yankeedaddy2097 ай бұрын

    Your killing it Drew! I had the pleasure at meeting you in Modesto. Happy Halloween 😂

  • @TheDrewLynch

    @TheDrewLynch

    7 ай бұрын

    Thank you for coming out 🙏

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_47 ай бұрын

    I don't like being scared either. I like the mild spooky styles and the candy but genuine scary stuff is something I can't take. One time when I was little we went to Disneyland and they took me to the Haunted Mansion. They didn't say it was the Haunted Mansion like from the movie that we had seen previously, no they just said haunted house and I immediately panicked and fought not to go in. It wasn't until we actually got inside and I recognized it that I realized what it was and I felt embarrassed.

  • @ambweenies
    @ambweenies7 ай бұрын

    I love being scared… but I don’t think my trauma has to do with it. Been to therapy since I was a child. I like the adrenaline and the realization I wasn’t really scared I just like the thrill of it. Also I’m a cusp, I’m not no bitch ass! Just a bitch 😅

  • @amyf5521

    @amyf5521

    7 ай бұрын

    Dude what therapy do people like you go to where they just fix you?! I’ve been in and out of therapy since I was a kid and I’m currently in a downward spiral so steep I’ve started writing stand-up comedy!!

  • @ambweenies

    @ambweenies

    7 ай бұрын

    @@amyf5521 when did I say I was fixed???

  • @amyf5521

    @amyf5521

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ambweenies Aw man! 😖 I guess the way you said it. My mistake. Way to burst my bubble though! I wanted a referral!

  • @ambweenies

    @ambweenies

    7 ай бұрын

    @@amyf5521 hell no! I’ve just been in therapy since I was a child. Still going 😂 just have more issues now than what it was originally for lol

  • @amyf5521

    @amyf5521

    7 ай бұрын

    @@ambweenies Trauma: the gift that keeps on giving! I think when therapists take notes, they use “$$” as shorthand for “trauma”. 🧐

  • @glowfishin1
    @glowfishin17 ай бұрын

    This opened up so many repressed memories...

  • @TheSpaceMomma
    @TheSpaceMomma7 ай бұрын

    I’m already well aware I’m “morbid and weird and have trauma” 😂

  • @charlesnelson7644
    @charlesnelson76447 ай бұрын

    Idk what's is funnier, the story, or when you turn the closed captions on while and actually get to see the stutter 🤣🤣

  • @negative4life

    @negative4life

    7 ай бұрын

    At least it's accurate captioning, I guess. It didn't catch the "all the words AND none of the words are going to come out at the same time" block. That's what my talk to text looks like when I use it or it will spell phonetically on occasion b/c it's some sort of wiseguy. Nothing like sending your friend a reply that looks like: "I um I juust didn't know if you wanted to meet us there or if you wanted to ride to the mmm market with us first." I suppose in text you'd want to go to along to the market b/c it sounds like it has delicious things. Mmm 🙄 Thanks technology!

  • @charlesnelson7644

    @charlesnelson7644

    7 ай бұрын

    @@negative4life I didn't catch all of the words either on CC. But they made due lol

  • @k1ngtsu
    @k1ngtsu7 ай бұрын

    i would say happy halloween but i dont think anyone saying that in the comments has watched the video so yeah wish you a very unhappy halloween Drew

  • @TheDrewLynch

    @TheDrewLynch

    7 ай бұрын

    That’s the spirit 👻

  • @michaelparks6120
    @michaelparks61207 ай бұрын

    And i LOVE Halloween!!

  • @smartass199614
    @smartass1996147 ай бұрын

    I know I’m going to hell, but can’t resist saying it, because I love Drew. “P-P-P-P-P-Put the candy in the bag.

  • @LibraryAce
    @LibraryAce6 ай бұрын

    "You're weird." - Man sitting in a banana chair

  • @johnbargeron4704
    @johnbargeron47047 ай бұрын

    "go to damn"

  • @paultheplantparent2702
    @paultheplantparent27027 ай бұрын

    That was so mean to put you through. Btw, I saw you at your show in Patchogue Long Island recently, you’re hysterical. Wanted to meet you after but wasn’t able to stay too long. Thank you for making us all laugh!!!!! 😃👍🏼❤️

  • @scotthix2297
    @scotthix22977 ай бұрын

    I spent every Halloween from 23 to 60 in high Drag singing in a tavern in SF. What’s even scarier is, it was my job (along with tending bar) 4 nights a week. I made great money anyway.😎-Stella Zafella 💋

  • @racrgirl08
    @racrgirl087 ай бұрын

    Yyyyaaaassss!!! I hate Halloween 😂😂

  • @f.t.b.fitnessthroughbalanc5739
    @f.t.b.fitnessthroughbalanc57397 ай бұрын

    I was just thinking about you.. 😮 earlier. It is really weird that you posted today. I was looking for your recent videos.. boom, a new one that's kinda creepy. Happy Halloween

  • @evavox9761
    @evavox97617 ай бұрын

    Ahahaha! Isn't the truth always so funny. Even when it sucks. ❤

  • @gutterpunkbobby
    @gutterpunkbobby7 ай бұрын

    I'm so glad my mother doing this stuff to me so often didn't ruin my love of the holiday. Bitch even laughed while I cried so I feel ya.

  • @R3sp3ct801
    @R3sp3ct8017 ай бұрын

    Finally someone I agree with about Halloween

  • @susanwoodcarver
    @susanwoodcarver7 ай бұрын

    This from a man sitting on a banana with a crown? Although I do agree with you.😊

  • @dannydanny9875
    @dannydanny98757 ай бұрын

    Skip the Tricks and get right to the Treats 😛

  • @user-cq7tl5ue7x
    @user-cq7tl5ue7x6 ай бұрын

    I loveeee Halloween all time favorite holiday, it's the one holiday you don't stress about, you don't have to buy stuff lol. And I guess I am weird because I like getting scared, I use to go to Haunted Houses all the time, one time my cousin and I went to one and I am scared of chain saws and this guy was chasing us and it was dark and we got lost so my cousin and I found a corner and just started crying lmao. But we did manage to get out. Halloween is not for everyone and that is okay. You do you!

  • @FindingSerreniti
    @FindingSerreniti6 ай бұрын

    I love Halloween always have

  • @Centomila
    @Centomila7 ай бұрын

    Without subtitles i hear "KZread can go to Dan".

  • @StevenHallOfGaming
    @StevenHallOfGaming7 ай бұрын

    Someone's a Deborah about Halloween 🎃 Happy Halloween from the past

  • @danieltweit3702
    @danieltweit37027 ай бұрын

    good to see you bud

  • @negative4life
    @negative4life7 ай бұрын

    My nephew hates Halloween for similar reasons. He won't even trick or treat anymore. I love Halloween for the candy, the food, the fact that it's my new year's eve (I'm Pagan, baybeh) & my time to honor the people in my life who have died, I can buy black makeup easily, & the general ambiance. I like old school horror stuff, like The old Stephen King ones that people seem to hate, Godzilla, The Fly, & Wolfman movies. I can even do some more modern ones like Se7en & Thinner. I am not down with the scary shit though & I'm definitely not doing haunted houses & that nonsense. I startle easily & sometimes it can be dangerous b/c either my initial reaction is to freeze & then fight kicks in or I just have a full-on panic attack. Sometimes you get all of that at once. I can't even do what people tell me & "stay alert". ADHD doesn't play nice like that. My attention span was replaced by a roomba at birth & some days I'm oblivious to anything except what I'm focused on. Now, who did I marry? Horror & gore guy, of course. He loves all that scary crap. Ugh! My kids? They're kind of split. My oldest & middle kids (M) are ok with scary on different levels. My youngest (F) is not. My husband keeps bugging her to go to a haunted house with him & her response is always "if you force me to go, I'll cut you.". That's my girl! 😆 Oh & me = Scorpio/Sagittarius cusp. Im the last day of Scorpio. It explains a lot. 😅

  • @lulu-2895
    @lulu-28953 ай бұрын

    When I was a kid growing up, Australia 🇦🇺 never even acknowledged Halloween 👻 So I have never done the trick or treat thing and nor do I like haunted houses or horror movies at all lmao 🤣 I’m a sook & would rather stay at home and watch some form of comedy or cartoons, than shit myself scared haha and I’m 50yrs old too lol 😂 Drew what’s your favourite cartoon and character? 🐭 And oh you are one very funny, talented and amazing young man too, love watching you 👌🤣😂

  • @TwizzlerGirl
    @TwizzlerGirl7 ай бұрын

    Almost the same thing happened to me! My family forced me through this haunted house and I’ve never been the same 😭 Edit: I’m so sorry you had to be traumatized at such a young age

  • @noitsnotme9036
    @noitsnotme90367 ай бұрын

    I love Halloween 🎃

  • @ajraniero3007
    @ajraniero30077 ай бұрын

    I’ve never liked haunted houses. I only like Halloween because of the candy

  • @orphu88
    @orphu887 ай бұрын

    I know it happened a couple of decades ago, but I still just want to give you a big hug! Or dress up like a werewolf and say "It's okay."

  • @rattievomit
    @rattievomit7 ай бұрын

    Real

  • @mariee.5912
    @mariee.59127 ай бұрын

    I just love to dress up and see people making fun of themselves. I don't even need candies. PS I wouldn't pay to get scared.

  • @UGHITSJOE
    @UGHITSJOE7 ай бұрын

    hi drew!!!!! COULD WE DO A PODCAST TOGETHER

  • @shapeofsoup
    @shapeofsoup7 ай бұрын

    This is hilarious and triggering my cptsd and I kinda like it.

  • @BlueWall.
    @BlueWall.7 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @TeaWithTheAuthor
    @TeaWithTheAuthor6 ай бұрын

    If you ever see the scarers again tell them you are still upset.

  • @carolinedill6836
    @carolinedill68367 ай бұрын

    Last haunted house/trail I worked in, I had one big moment where I broke character. A guest had the brilliant idea to pull a gun on me. LOL JK THERE WASNT A GUN, JUST A SICK JOKE. They laughed at me for getting scared and I sobbed afterwards. Yeah needless to say I did NOT do anymore haunted houses after that. That was in South Carolina, we don’t take that shit lightly

  • @jw3914
    @jw39147 ай бұрын

    I like halloween only for the candy

  • @brandonforbes6259
    @brandonforbes62597 ай бұрын

    #1 love you drew

  • @brandonsarsorito3018
    @brandonsarsorito30187 ай бұрын

    when i was in elementary school i went to a haunted house at a college and i kicked one of the people that was grabbing everyones ankles in the head i did not feel bad because they scared me first

  • @alanday5255
    @alanday52557 ай бұрын

    TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!

  • @jacksanchez4182
    @jacksanchez41827 ай бұрын

    Where did you get the banana chair? Was it one of your wife's random projects?

  • @pikapeach3071
    @pikapeach30717 ай бұрын

    I am avoiding a trauma and what of it

  • @donnietidwell965
    @donnietidwell9656 ай бұрын

    Hey drew big fan and yea uh im a five nights at freddy's fan that doesn't even get scared by it anymore yet i stick with it cuz i like it for other reasons aka story so am i weird

  • @stangroomer8846
    @stangroomer88467 ай бұрын

    I am morbid and weird.

  • @amberlight558
    @amberlight5586 ай бұрын

    Right?!?!

  • @scarameowSucksAtGaming
    @scarameowSucksAtGaming7 ай бұрын

    Hello de fellow studera, any spelling mistakes i make will he left in, i have dyslexia and my tongue twitches when i try to make serten sounds, so this is difficult to write, the stutter is because my tongue twitches😅

  • @GTSongwriter
    @GTSongwriter7 ай бұрын

    How do you pronounce your name?

  • @meadsmyfamily7980
    @meadsmyfamily79805 ай бұрын

    I’m one of the weirdos that would traumatize others, I promise I have had penance 😅

  • @Thymetravalar
    @Thymetravalar7 ай бұрын

    naw . i just love all thinhs odd and strange. lol go to a graveyard live a little lol lol

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz7 ай бұрын

    At least you can afford plenty of therapy nowadays 😅👀

  • @FindingSerreniti
    @FindingSerreniti6 ай бұрын

    Oh man the stutters getting worse as you speak about your trauma

  • @karenburrows9184
    @karenburrows91847 ай бұрын

    Most kids I know (including my 71-year-old self) have been through what you describe. It is said that kids can be cruel. Not true. Kids are cruel. Surviving their cruelty is part of the rites of passage for young people. Your "best" friend was cruel and so was your dad. You will always meet people who are like this in your life. I recommend you remove them from your life. Also, I don't think it's Hallowe'en that you are angry at. I think it's those two people I named. I think a little bit of councelling might help you put this to bed.

  • @lizziecross8149
    @lizziecross81497 ай бұрын

    I know why I like Halloween and scary stuff. When I was about 9, there was a huge snowstorm where I was. My parents thought it’d be funny to tell me to watch a movie with them. It was the Shining. I was unaware of the genre, and I very quickly got scared. I wanted to leave, but my parents said that I’d have to go by myself to bed. They’d turned off the lights upstairs because they knew I wouldn’t go alone if it was dark. So I watched that whole movie. To this day, I firmly believe that was one of the funniest things my parents did to me. It also made me get used to scary movies very early.

  • @user-vj6xo4fb1l
    @user-vj6xo4fb1l7 ай бұрын

    So frustrating to listen to this although he did it with humor. I don't get how people do stuff like this to their kids. If my kids don't want to do something I just respect them. I guess people think theyre making their kids more resilient by pushing them. I don't know.

  • @n8BDetroit
    @n8BDetroit7 ай бұрын

    Hmmmmmmm not landing well on this one

  • @coasters_bgw
    @coasters_bgw7 ай бұрын

    Am I first to a Drew video? Also yeah I hate Halloween Edit - no I'm 4th

  • @TheDrewLynch

    @TheDrewLynch

    7 ай бұрын

    You were almost there 💔

  • @coasters_bgw

    @coasters_bgw

    7 ай бұрын

    @TheDrewLynch yooooo you noticed meeee If I wasn't 14 I'd come see you live

  • @shaybear228
    @shaybear2287 ай бұрын

    Boo!

  • @RatCap-mu9kg
    @RatCap-mu9kg7 ай бұрын

    First

  • @codlinks78
    @codlinks787 ай бұрын

    You say those that enjoy halloween have a trauma then go on to tell us you hate it because you literally have a trauma. Not to be too harsh but it seems thats a you problem. I hope you deal with your past trauma one day and can enjoy what everyone else enjoys.

  • @BiterAvid
    @BiterAvid7 ай бұрын

    Drew, this sit down format and these topics are unfunny. Halloween is not scary. You are weird and you do not get it.

  • @re3z0r
    @re3z0r7 ай бұрын

    Someone needs to tell you to your face that you need Jesus.

  • @JulesUS8386
    @JulesUS83867 ай бұрын

    Let’s all just get a bunch of free candy (no dressing up) and watch a funny movie from the safety of our 🍌🪑and avoid Halloween from now on👍 I had similar experience with a haunted house at age 8 with my parents, big brother and cousins making me go first through a huge haunted house! Yeah I never went in one again. I don’t even like scary movies. Did you say your Dad and best friend could go over to the Hoover Dam?😂 I love your banannanana 🍌🪑

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