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Why I Hate Halloween

Why I Hate Halloween

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  • @michaelandtashamcbee4132
    @michaelandtashamcbee413241 минут бұрын

    Thanks, man!

  • @jimmieblue6262
    @jimmieblue626247 минут бұрын

    Divorce and stay single.

  • @Short-mistress
    @Short-mistress2 сағат бұрын

    Oh geez got one of those women. Ok those subs we call brats. They tend to act tough wanting to wear you down so you punish them. Also can be called smart ass masochist. Now I'm a switch but my subspace is more of the pet dynamic and I'm a huge rope bunny. You can give a space where you can play and that let's loose.

  • @Adeodatus100
    @Adeodatus1003 сағат бұрын

    Technically, we'd need to see Drew with his shirt off to decide whether he's an otter, a wolf, or one of our less furry friends. Sorry, I don't make the rules....

  • @Hyde472
    @Hyde4725 сағат бұрын

    Grow up or stop existing. Figure it out really quickly because either way is a win.

  • @garywilburn7384
    @garywilburn73848 сағат бұрын

    well, cant say ive seen that before

  • @user-yd4xg5yp7t
    @user-yd4xg5yp7t8 сағат бұрын

    I remember when you got the golden buzzer bro, been following ever sense

  • @janusatthegate6201
    @janusatthegate620110 сағат бұрын

    Jungle otters are monsters, dum dum.

  • @deborahl8089
    @deborahl808910 сағат бұрын

    Listen, hear me out... it started with a Tiktok that led me to look for this singer on KZread, which then brought me to another video, then another video (not related), and then to this video. It was meant to be 😂ADHD is my superpower, and my curse 😂😂

  • @taracudworth4186
    @taracudworth418612 сағат бұрын

    With someone with adhd I already know what she did before he said it because I did the dance she done

  • @squirrelly68
    @squirrelly6814 сағат бұрын

    As someone with ADHD her entire life (diagnosed 35 years ago), I don't know whether I feel seen, attacked, or validated. XD That was spot-on, sir. Well done.

  • @dwaynegalvin8799
    @dwaynegalvin879914 сағат бұрын

    At least he doesn't stutter anymore!

  • @thelastjohnwayne
    @thelastjohnwayne15 сағат бұрын

    Too much F this and F that. A good comedian does not need to cuss to be funny

  • @thelastjohnwayne
    @thelastjohnwayne15 сағат бұрын

    FACT The one lady took off her Panty Hose

  • @nothingbutfreedom
    @nothingbutfreedom16 сағат бұрын

    What is he ranting about??

  • @Shadowwolf7774
    @Shadowwolf777417 сағат бұрын

    Andrew you started so clean why are you cussing all the time? I don't get it. It doesn't make you more funny. You are so nice. Please clean it up.

  • @williamryder5021
    @williamryder502117 сағат бұрын

    Kinky 😊

  • @Shadowwolf7774
    @Shadowwolf777419 сағат бұрын

    I was in the store at 5'6" could not reach the top shelf, I thought about crawling up the cart to reach it but at 60 years old, I thought I might break a hip. So I am walking around Kroger looking for someone 6' foot tall. I found a fellow my age probably 6'5" asked if he would help. He looked annoyed but walked all the way to the other side. I pointed like a kid in a candy store just wanting noodles...lol Why is it short people want to be tall, tall people want to be normal. Thank you old man with ponytail for my noodles!!

  • @Lady.Luck.
    @Lady.Luck.20 сағат бұрын

    You got it!! 😂

  • @windingroad9196
    @windingroad919621 сағат бұрын

    This is hilarious but honestly.. I didn't see the "good morning" coming! Literally just spit soda right through my nose. 😂😂🤣

  • @garypavlick5825
    @garypavlick582521 сағат бұрын

    I love all women at an arms length. With a dollar in their hand to put in my cup. I'm homeless. 😉

  • @akujiki0X
    @akujiki0X21 сағат бұрын

    And women wonder why men are a bit crazy after a while.

  • @lightfast1
    @lightfast122 сағат бұрын

    What women want is for men do be driven by passion, but this day men are more passive then a sleepy cat.

  • @Aerox90
    @Aerox9022 сағат бұрын

    Imagine if he just took them and left 😂 "What? She gave them to me, their mine now!"

  • @crazycraftingmomma
    @crazycraftingmomma23 сағат бұрын

    I'm crying 😂😂😂 I'm cleaning my daughter's room after bringing a storage unit from the kitchen I was working on cos I forgot after putting the laundry on I was actually doing my room. My husband is very patient 😁😁😁

  • @shiBuyaking109
    @shiBuyaking10923 сағат бұрын

    Sir it’s called being respectfully Disrespectful and putting someone in their place every now and then 🤷‍♂️

  • @BlacKnignt
    @BlacKnignt23 сағат бұрын

    Definitely intoxicated

  • @mkymse7
    @mkymse723 сағат бұрын

    The accuracy! As an RVT, I can 100% say this is ON.POINT!

  • @Eve.N1782
    @Eve.N1782Күн бұрын

    Sounds like someone need some childhood trauma healing.

  • @FundayMondaySkits
    @FundayMondaySkitsКүн бұрын

    I love these rants. Extremely detailed writing and dense delivery. They are always impressive but this one deserves a trophy. Extra points for finding a vacant long hallway with a view. P.S. - "Mid-minded cringe engine"? You win.

  • @Marcustheseer
    @MarcustheseerКүн бұрын

    If they want from you what you dont like to give that means youre not compatible this should be obvious. It wil surprise People how manny are in a relationship that they shouldnt be in because they dont fit there partner. I refuse to be with someone that annois me more then 10-15% of the time,why? Because I dont want to waste to much time in my life

  • @mahonnicklin9108
    @mahonnicklin9108Күн бұрын

    Remove her

  • @WhitneyGardner53
    @WhitneyGardner53Күн бұрын

    Omg I freaking love this!!!!

  • @KeyBladeHolder91
    @KeyBladeHolder91Күн бұрын

    So excited to see you in Vancouver BC this Saturday 🎉.

  • @Fullsend_News
    @Fullsend_NewsКүн бұрын

    i never subscribe to anyone unless its really worth it, because of how nice u are u deserve a follow 100 hundred percent. Dont know if u will see this a year later but alot of love

  • @MB20fangirl
    @MB20fangirlКүн бұрын

    That lady in the crowds laughter was everything 💕

  • @mrmusiclover4178
    @mrmusiclover4178Күн бұрын

    Very funny. I have ADHD, and it is NO picnic. It is twice as hard to do most anything.

  • @da1zed
    @da1zedКүн бұрын

    My autistic girlfriend is the quiet emo and I am the adhd wife lmao

  • @da1zed
    @da1zedКүн бұрын

    this is so funny because its so real, the "i would cut myself too" made me fucking giggle

  • @TJDuffy-ip3ue
    @TJDuffy-ip3ueКүн бұрын

    Why do they bleep out "fuck" but not "dick"? My advice, bleep nothing. Those are two of the most common words in the English language. Your audience can handle it.

  • @mfarr97
    @mfarr97Күн бұрын

    I love this. If my significant other could describe my ADHD so accurately it would sound a lot like this and it would be the best.

  • @greyhatdone
    @greyhatdoneКүн бұрын

    yeah don't marry anyone

  • @codevii9063
    @codevii9063Күн бұрын

    These are so amazing. Thanks Drew!

  • @Cloud_Eats_IceCream
    @Cloud_Eats_IceCreamКүн бұрын

    This is unfortunately accurate :(

  • @EBaron007
    @EBaron007Күн бұрын

    The only thing I’d say to this guy is, “Dude, how do you really feel?” 😂

  • @Swampwytch
    @SwampwytchКүн бұрын

    YES SIRRRRRR!!!! Shut em down in your most eloquent way! I adore you, Drew- keep doing the damn thang!

  • @TommieTrumper-TFC1200
    @TommieTrumper-TFC1200Күн бұрын

    Yeah all seems like way too complicated and too much effort…. You do realise a good woman will bring peace to your life, anything else just isn’t……

  • @anatoliagolden-hall4553
    @anatoliagolden-hall455323 сағат бұрын

    I didn’t realize men preferred vanilla sex as much as they did. Should women simply lie there while you pump twice, and that’s it? Would you prefer a silicone robot instead of a human woman who has her own desires for what she wants out of a sexual relationship?

  • @RandoMcbuns
    @RandoMcbunsКүн бұрын

    Didn’t catch that this was about being a KZreadr the first watch

  • @J_GoTTi
    @J_GoTTiКүн бұрын

    Justified

  • @paulae.connor9761
    @paulae.connor9761Күн бұрын

    Is a vacation in order and quiet time with God and being alone?