Dylan is seriously one of the best stand ups, i love his mix of philosophy and hilarious

"say what you want about death cults- they go very well with the heavier cheddars." ahahahahaha

@Jobbazz

3 жыл бұрын

Mattdood Chowders

@AuzzieArtyst

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jobbazz Cheddars

@KatieM786

3 жыл бұрын

Ooo cheese.

@duke3250

16 күн бұрын

Killer bit

the only comedian ive ever known to have basically told his audience "shut im trying to work here"

@RFC-3514

2 жыл бұрын

You clearly haven't watched Stewart Lee, then. :-P

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Go see Ross Noble too then. "Shut your faces" is one of his usual. Also he's cool as hell

He’s a comedian and literally tells the audience to tone down their laughing 😂

@Jpg700

4 жыл бұрын

That's part of his bit, of course.

@Thewouf

4 жыл бұрын

I'd kill to see him try dealing with an American audience. They're insufferable, clapping every 10 seconds at the tamest of jokes

@Herfinnur

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thewouf they're nothing against a German audience

@m.g.3013

4 жыл бұрын

You got the joke. Well done man!

@angelariley.9963

2 жыл бұрын

@@m.g.3013 I didn't. What is it? I've got FOMO now.

I'm filling the void with youtube videos rather than TV

It doesn't get much more funny than a comedian telling his audience to stop laughing :D

"My self loathing is much worse than yours." My inner monologue is just the most brutal roast of myself constantly. There isn't anything anyone can say in order to insult me that comes even remotely close to the way I insult myself.

@likethesunshine

3 жыл бұрын

meditate every day dude you'll reach peace very soon .. arent you a sikh :D you should know this better

@pippa_peg

3 жыл бұрын

@@likethesunshine oh honey not every person who has "singh" as a sername is a sikh. Where did you get that notion from?

@likethesunshine

3 жыл бұрын

@@pippa_peg from the internet.. excuse my ignorance. Meditation every day will still cure self loathing. I can attest to it.

@andrapopa7961

3 жыл бұрын

True, whenever somebody throws an insult at me I'm like ...meh,big whoop, pathetic attempt really.

@Fairy_Ukraine

3 жыл бұрын

Try Tinder..

This guy is a comedic genius. The first time I ever heard of him was when my son showed me a couple episodes of Blacks Books, and not long after that we had the good fortune of seeing him when he did a show in Cleveland. The one unique quality about his style, imo, is that he can't be boxed into a few minute routine. I've seen a few clips where he was on talk shows, and he's like a passenger plane that has no runway. Those audiences can't appreciate just how good he is because his routines take time to unfold, and it can't be done in a few minutes.

@klarak6624

2 жыл бұрын

Passenger plane with no runway :D. Hehe. That´s very accurate and poetic. Maybe sometimes a difference in humour as well? Saw him on a Norwegian talk show, it was painful+funny to watch, the presenter and some politicians looked positively lost... Wait. It´s worth it kzread.info/dash/bejne/YqqXlKywfKatqco.html.

"Have you ever had a bath?? That goes on a bit too long doesn't it!"

@ARMYStrongHOOAH17

4 жыл бұрын

"Why do I have to manage all this pork?!" I 'bout died 😂

@presentfuture7563

3 жыл бұрын

@@ARMYStrongHOOAH17 That's what SHE said

@marmadukescarlet7791

3 жыл бұрын

The revolting feeling of soap suds on yer skin!

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Lpl.

Always lose it at how perfect this Jermey Kyle impression is! YOU DID DIDN'T YOU YOU FACKING DID DIDN'T YOU

He killed me with the "I know you're there..."...LOL

He nailed it with the diatribe about low quality tv. He could add the bachelorette show to the list.

"... pale teenagers sucking the life out of everyone around them, what kind of escapism is that?" XD

@rorywhyte6722

4 жыл бұрын

Preach

@Herfinnur

4 жыл бұрын

*"where is the escapism in this"

@xxHouseInMotionxx

3 жыл бұрын

hahah brilliant

@333Eriana

3 жыл бұрын

yes, how is this new?

@somegirl558

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.

Dance with the corpse....NAILED IT

I tried to low down on laughing, but I honestly can't. Love this guy

The king of ridiculous but genius comedy! :D

@Zyzzyyx

4 жыл бұрын

actually the electric television, that we use to this day, was invented in Utah, America, then first produced by R.C.A. in New York City. The Scot version was just a joke that would never be produced. ever. cause it was fundamentally not producing an actual image. But Scots like to lie.

@djapojunior

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zyzzyyx Not true, the first television was actually invented by William Wallace. The English wanted to steal his patent and that's why they went to war.

@Zyzzyyx

4 жыл бұрын

@@djapojunior that wasn't the TV we use today, no one ever produced it. The first TV that sits in your home was invented in Utah, USA, then *stolen* by RCA in New York City (NYC).

@Zyzzyyx

4 жыл бұрын

@@djapojunior nobody has a William Wallace TV. nobody.

@Zyzzyyx

4 жыл бұрын

@@djapojunior and noone ever produced a William Wallace TV, nobody. You dont own a William Wallace TV, you own a TV invented in Utah, USA then stolen patent by R.C.A. in New York. Thats the TV you own.

"I wish I had the strength for that!" hahahah

Loved him in Black books.. talented man.

@Holdit66

3 жыл бұрын

"I expect better service than this!" "Expect away! Get out, get out..."

He is a personification of my subconscius.

@luminair11

3 жыл бұрын

Can relate.....lolol!

I love this man so much.

Bring back black books!

@trevscribbles

4 жыл бұрын

You're now hearing the guitar intro in your head

@Zer0nite

3 жыл бұрын

Bring Black Books Back!

@vaclavmichalekmusic

3 жыл бұрын

ha, now say that 10 times quickly :D

Damn, I was feeling him with the whole clapping thing. They ruined his groove. Laughing is involuntary, but clapping sure isn't.

" have you ever had a bath" destroyed me.

That guy's laugh in the begining set me off, true hearty laugh.

😂 “I don’t even know which snack to eat with which war” brilliant line that I wish I had thought of.

I laugh every time. I love this because he can express how epicly annoying Game if Thrones is in a funny way. I couldn't do that. AND I STILL GET ANNOYED..

“This has got to be peak bleak” 2020: *Hold my fucking pint*

A planetary treasure. Dylan's the best.vielen dank

Hes such a legend one of my favourites ever

Hahaha love how he jokes about people clapping - based on many youtube comments, the basis for that joke is probably a total mystery for Americans.

Yes!!! Finally some good comedy!

Delightful. Always ends too soon...

0:30 You could tell he liked his "peak bleak" bit.

@likethesunshine

3 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

Hilarious and sooo real.....well done Dylan!!!

Best comedian ever ever I love him have my babies

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

Get in the queue!

God his wife is soo lucky to have him!!

@jonquilcat7945

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm. I adore Dylan, but she can keep him haha he makes my neurosis look tame, definitely a handful

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

totally❤

his deep deep cynicism &, yes, nihilism makes me so happy. glad he's back.

Love the sketch. Hate how accurate it is 😅

Must be slacking on my Scottish history, I didn't know we invented pubic hair.......Hahahahahaha......

@exsappermadman25055

3 жыл бұрын

@The Infidel Hahahahaha......I won't mention dandruff on the shoes if you don't.......

The Dave Allen of the 21st century.

@Mr.Wrong1

4 жыл бұрын

He is good, but not in Dave Allen's league by a long shot

@andrewlacey-hatton1068

4 жыл бұрын

Give him time. Dave Allen was in his 50's when he was at his best.

@nostromoau

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking too.

@Koreviking

3 жыл бұрын

Pfft. Dave Allen is nothing compared to Dylan Moran.

@andrewlacey-hatton1068

3 жыл бұрын

@@Koreviking seriously, you ever watched him.

Love his illustration of Distraction. Did you catch it?

Loved Game of Thrones (though only managed to catch up to season 5, don't spoil it!), but damn it I love Dylan Moran as well.

@falkotlinghaus8967

4 жыл бұрын

i hate to disappoint you but there is no cloak of dead crows arseholes also dont watch season 8

@sfs6990

4 жыл бұрын

GOT 1-7 is awesome. Maybe wait until a Snyder cut version of season 8 tho......

@MulderStarling

4 жыл бұрын

@@sfs6990 5-8 are not worth watching and 1-4 might be retroactively ruined by 8

@Celtic_Blade

3 жыл бұрын

Stop at season five. Everybody does the world goes on Tyrion is on the throne. There you go I fixed the show.

I love how everything annoys Dylan and he tells us in such a funny way that we laugh. Then he tells the audience to stop laughing because it's distracting.

I love this man

Legend!!

I think i heard Jimmy Carr in the audience at 3:10 8D

Has anyone else noticed, when he’s talking about game of thrones he’s actually describing the movie 300?

He says golf, I hear goth and just imagine a bunch of emo Scots in black kilts and guyliner.

@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo

3 жыл бұрын

I remember I lived in Glasgow early '00s and they had the most savage billboard campaign for Irn Bru Google Irn Bru cheer up Goth.

@videovuer

Жыл бұрын

LoL

Love the way he says "cheddar"

@daniellamcgee4251

3 жыл бұрын

A bit late, but... he's saying 'chowders', not 'cheddars'. :)

@nicolethorson8186

3 жыл бұрын

@@daniellamcgee4251 even better

@daniellamcgee4251

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolethorson8186 I think so, too. Even more imaginative. I didn't want you to miss out!

The best there is. 💜

I’ve been trying to work out why this man is so funny… and I think it comes down to his observations of a totally insane world.

oh god, the bath thing is so true...

You look so crazzy, but I love you!!

i saw this hilarious grumpy genius watching knotting hill with my ma the other day, looking all youthful

Dance with the corpse! I will watch that!

Someone there in the audience has a great laugh :D

Single base song. Magic

Lol watching this in the bath

Why are the DVDS out of stock on Amazon???

Legend

Brilliant definition of golf!

Ha! If Francis Underwood said that in the House of Cards I would definitely have stopped eating the whole fridge!!!

brilliant

6:55 for game of thrones reference.

I love his style. Caustic sarcasm. #fromTUNISIA

I love Dylan.

How true this is

it sounds like Conan O'Brien laughing at 3:13

Title of video starts at 6:50

I always thought that about GOT but just couldn't articulate it and make it as funny as Dylan does.

The cue coming at 6:54? Why hanging on to thr GOT fab?

@MrThecosmicpope

3 жыл бұрын

Views

So clever

Back to brunch lol

You can't cancel strictly, otherwise what would Bojo do next year?

@CionnFE

4 жыл бұрын

Jian Qiu , Bojo will hopefully die soon, strapped to the front of a fast car and driven into a hole!

@beeble2003

2 жыл бұрын

Hi, I'm here from the future. He'll be prime ministering, still, alas.

6:53

Two years later, the world is in crisis.

Yeah watch out for that flore guy

Eddie Izzard Dave Allen hybrid

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

I like him better when he's a bit tipsy

Master of the absurd.

❤

this dude was from Shaun of the Dead

Love watching british comedy, where all of a sudden you hear what sounds like a donkey and you know that Jimmy Carr is in the audience!

@ObjectorSnark

4 жыл бұрын

I've said before that if Jimmy Carr's laugh was a face, someone would punch it

@freqseq

4 жыл бұрын

Irish comedy ftfy.

@saoirsedeltufo7436

4 жыл бұрын

This isn't British

He doesn't look too good here... maybe he should work in a bookstore instead?

@Onion_Smoothie

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he doesn't feel that... well. Like he's, b-- being beaten up, underwater...

@aud7593

3 жыл бұрын

it's the cage, with the japanese fighting spiders, it's come down. (in all seriousness though, people's bodies change as they get older, he looks fine)

Oh please...Do something with your life!!

if you haven't... go watch Black Books

@cityhawk

2 жыл бұрын

His wine popsicle is an inspiration. Hell, Bernard’s love for wine is an inspiration to me as well. The show was hilarious.

Isn't it terrible what the lack of cigarette smoke does to a person? :-)

very funny. a little too fast. it's best when it sounds like pure ramble. here he almost sounds coherent.

Who else is disappointed he said Underwood and not Urquhart?

@c.a.savage5689

3 жыл бұрын

Actually l thought he said Underpants.

💙🖤❤💚💙🖤❤💚

"Jeremy Kyle - who's watching this horrible man?" Well that didn't age well

@silvasilvasilva

4 жыл бұрын

Why is that? The only thing I know about him is that he had a TV show

@odonnabhainiverssen5006

4 жыл бұрын

Mônica like a Jerry Springer in the states , was a crap show w awful people imo

@shreked6800

4 жыл бұрын

um I think you mean "that DID age well".... dafty

@jimbomcgill2241

4 жыл бұрын

You’re an idiot 😆

@kraxus03

4 жыл бұрын

@ShaunDoesMusic I doubt it'll be coming back soon. And even if it does it'll be a while, and NOT with him.

This one I actually might be first, no likes dislikes or views. sweet.

The one thing the bothers me about British people they clap for everything, my cousin used to clap for the TV or a film while at home god that got annoying as hell.

@SarcasmicGlory

4 жыл бұрын

Have you even watched American comedy 🤔

@lynneceegee8726

3 жыл бұрын

andrew duffy no we don’t. You have weird relatives.

The older he gets the more he looks like my mum

"I can't handle news / reality"? It's not that hard.

@amystarnes5977

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, tell us more about how you've mastered the premise of this stand up comedy routine.

His jeans look very smelly. Bothered me all the way through

@joshoreilly4880

4 жыл бұрын

You need a hobby lmao

@ObjectorSnark

4 жыл бұрын

synesthesia much?

@benjaminsteven4029

4 жыл бұрын

aha nah they do tho

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

Get a life.

@corriblehunt4554

Жыл бұрын

@@lizziebkennedy7505 Ironic comment to make, for someone trawling through 2yo comments with 3 likes. lol.

Do you know why I won't watch it? Because it sucks.

Why, if he keeps this up, he could be the next Hannah Gadsby

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

Well, both are solid gold. And take up real estate in cretin heads.

He just started yelling. Didn’t stop being funny but you know ur a comedian. I dont know what to think about it.

@lizziebkennedy7505

Жыл бұрын

Srsly? Maybe stay home and watch Midsomer Murders; sounds more your speed.