"its rare to see cop phenotype with non threatening energy" is such an amazing sentence

@cdw2468

Ай бұрын

the funniest part is that he's so 1000000% correct even though it's a total nonsense sentence

@triplelife5147

Ай бұрын

The Good Dad energy is overpowering his default aura.

@jacobstewart6519

Ай бұрын

Eh. He could have just said firefighter

@Neotenico

Ай бұрын

Completely invalidated by "Phenotype" being in the counter-intellectual Chris Anderson's "nerd urban dictionary."

@eevantsankhar4057

Ай бұрын

Hi aki

We have 11,000 people here

@afonsoseara57

Ай бұрын

press the fucking button!

@giannistaz

Ай бұрын

Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH. Wow is that a galaxy!? WOAH.

@JustinDoesntLookAt

Ай бұрын

I'm tapping the goddamn screen

@jonathan2847

Ай бұрын

11,000 6 year olds.

@knowcreativity

Ай бұрын

​@giannistaz enough of those and I might make it back to my own uni VERSE

Costco guy radiates "Biker Group going to court in child abuse cases to give the children courage" vibes

heartwarming last words: "I love you. the insurance and banking information is the computer."

@ziwuri

12 күн бұрын

that's real shit though, wouldn't you say that in that situation

“Everybody needs a friend like that in the friend group” When that guy is at home alone he’s got his head in his hands like Shinji

32:00 “She looked Chinese rather than Irish but you never know these days so I asked her what part of Ireland she was from? “Shanghai” she told me.” No way this shit it real man holy fuck.

@k1ngcarrot

Ай бұрын

such an insane column, and he NAMED the lecturer? everything about this is insane

@Materialist39

Ай бұрын

Listened to the Chapo reading series about this and it somehow constantly gets worse, fucking wretched article

@doodelbopgames

Ай бұрын

this sounds like a comedy I can't believe it's real

“Wahs Above Replacement” is such a clever joke, and the bit went on without any acknowledgment

@jonathanhernandez2392

Ай бұрын

The population pyramid of Wahs do be kinda expansive

anyone else get emotional and tear up when the costco guy dad laughed at his son saying "anotha one" and realize the value of human contact and gain a new appreciation for parenthood or are you depraved of seeing value in how you affect the lives of others

@oby1794

20 күн бұрын

I was gonna make fun of you but I feel the same way brother. Keep hanging on

@torcheded495

19 күн бұрын

@@oby1794 thanks for not making fun of me i forgot i even commented this LMAO

I love the Costco dad because he reminds me of my dad; either it's a really convincing act or that dad loves that kid beyond words and that kid is safe from any threats because he can hide behind the dads forearms

@LimabeanStudios

Ай бұрын

It really gives off "my kid loves this influencer stuff so I'm gonna do it with him" vibes I pray we don't find out it's an act one day

@zzeroara9511

Ай бұрын

i love that dad because my dad physically and verbally abused me and my mom for 60% of my life, smoked until his lungs turned black, was racist and then died in his sleep. the costco dad is everything i missed out on

@ImortalZeus13

Ай бұрын

@@LimabeanStudiosthis is exactly what it is. His kid watches cringey TikTok’s all day and the dad is like “Well I better find a way to bond with him over this”

@SMA2343

Ай бұрын

@@LimabeanStudiosoh 100% especially at 15:00 when he breaks. The Costco guys are just wholesome. They’re a dad and his kid trying to have fun and I want nothing but the best for them

@KY_100

Ай бұрын

I don't understand the hate lmao

8:28 I'm having my librarian mascara moment, why does the leftmost joker card look like the black side is getting the worst head of his life.

@sawyervance3758

Ай бұрын

dude no save yourself before its too late

@zoom3184

Ай бұрын

log off, friend

@bkhai1041

Ай бұрын

Your comment privileges have hereby been revoked. Do not speak like this once more under pain of death, by hammers.

@Re-Crafted

Ай бұрын

So true king

@IgneousGorilla

Ай бұрын

Omg it doeeeees

21:16 "new vegas son inevitably becomes new vegas daughter" made me tap my screen

@revelaitons3959

Ай бұрын

Wow! Is that a galaxy?

Influencers really have an audience of 11 thousand 8 year olds and wonder why they dont get donations.

The dad reminds me of my own dad and the kid is just Steven Universe. Together they are a little cringe but so enthusiastic I can't help but smile.

@zzeroara9511

Ай бұрын

you're the second person I've seen that is reminded of steven and greg, and that warms my heart

It’s actually crazy that NL has never seen those last two videos - even people I know who are not terminally online quote it

@blahthebiste7924

Ай бұрын

I absorbed "DeesGOOSTang!" through cultural osmosis. Never saw the shitting yourself one though, that is fucking amazing

Telling my friends I'm "just popping to the library to catch up on my pop culture" then logging onto YT for another NL reacts compilation

@dmidhordenko2676

Ай бұрын

I would off myself

tap the screen

I used to go to Costco with my dad. It was one of the only Times he was actually personable, maybe something about the deals and the welcoming atmosphere just cheered him up. That always used to annoy me, that he was only chipper at the damn superstore. But since he died last year, I think fondly on those trips. I really like the Costco Guys. If my dad knew about Tiktok, and it had been around fifteen/twenty years ago, maybe we would have done something similar. Our energy was pretty close, guessing the prices and looking at the new treats in store. For those reasons, I personally can't find them cringe.

NL's memory is crazy how did he remember the EXACT total on the Costco thing as well as likr 3 exact quotes

@BooAxe

Ай бұрын

Costco executiv members get access to special info

Bro "it wasn't me" with sips is golden

It's funny that the fallout guy said that it was a "sin" to enter a "random house" without realizing that if this is the youtuber's first playthrough they would not know what house is important or not

@SuperRainbol

Ай бұрын

@@jaade9485 then there are thousands of let's play made by people that know the game from beginning to end, if you are frustrated watching someone explore an open world game for the first time without having a deep understanding of the mechanics and the locations do not watch people playing a game for the first time

@SuperRainbol

Ай бұрын

@@jaade9485 you literally just said that you do not like to watch streamers play a game for the first time you dumbfuck.

@Dschonathan

Ай бұрын

The point is that an unlabelled house in new Vegas is just scenery that exists to tick the "can enter buildings even if they are pointless" point on the immersive sim checklist. From a roleplayer perspective, entering such a room would make sense if you are playing a burglar. What the comment complains about is bad roleplay. they fail to understand that not everyone plays roleplaying games to roleplay.

@PotionSmeller

Ай бұрын

​@@jaade9485I mean I understand the desire to see the influencer you like enjoying the media you like in the same way and degree you do, but when you get frustrated that it's not happening you gotta recognize it's a skill issue on your part.

@PotionSmeller

Ай бұрын

@@jaade9485 See? Who said you can't scrape some crumbs of joy out of being a chronic type A chatter?

20:47 if you have a new vegas son you're gonna end up with a new vegas daughter soon, just saying

@heyitsmort7744

Ай бұрын

+2 +2

@doghat1619

Ай бұрын

this new vegas players are all transgender meme is pretty transphobic in all honesty, and I'm saying this as a CIS dude who loves new vegas and refuses to be psyopped into transitioning

@sawyervance3758

Ай бұрын

+2 holy

@vmp916

Ай бұрын

@@doghat1619maybe a transphobic joke but dw I asked the trans community. They all think it’s funny

@cdw2468

Ай бұрын

surely there's a New Yorker-esque think piece out there on why the Fallout NV community is so queer/trans

of course i see the hotboytoke comment immediately at 12:48 bro wtf

42 minute DYSTT? the viewers are slurpin' tonight

I was looking that the Nerd Urban Dictionary one of the entries is “Overweighting” instead of outweighing" those aren't the same things 😂

@domocute

Ай бұрын

I think that was the point of the doc, people using words with specific meanings wrongly. But I haven't actually seen most of the examples used like that, at least not noticeably often.

I love these videos I hope nl never stops going on these rants and you never stop ripping his content

20:50 so what the question is really asking is "new Vegas daughter or Morrowind daughter"

@aloisio5103

Ай бұрын

+2 but also I will not stand for this trans men erasure

@tobipickle

Ай бұрын

new vegas daughter or morrowind son @@aloisio5103

the outro had me literally crying of laughter

Were Costco guys, of course we bet on our own games

Good lord the Dave Hester on trial for murder bit is so stupid but it had me in tears

This outro will never get old xd

Ok i gotta ask. How do you choose length and for your videos? sometimes it's one bit that takes less than 10 minutes, other times it's many bits and the video is 40 minutes long.

@TheRealFishyB

Ай бұрын

vibes

tapping my screen furiously rn

Whenever you use this outro it brings me life

Firefighters have a cop phenotype and they are pretty chill

@zzeroara9511

Ай бұрын

firefighters are the chads cops want to be and the heroes white middle aged wine moms and maga dads think cops are

@riverdan4

Ай бұрын

+2

Conan: traumatic story about how he almost died Hot ones guy: 🤣🤣🤣

The random ass Discord MLP song jump scare, not telling where

Yeah that really happened, on camera. You're welcome for the $2.

@almscurium

Ай бұрын

Your’re are*

Cup of joe, Saturday morning, new librarian vid, life is good

i thought the “dude with no legs discovers he’s gonna be a dad” was just a bit making fun of lewis anderson but NO ITS REAL HAHAHA

@tomgavelin2879

Ай бұрын

Except it's him acting a literal scene from a Jake Gyllenhaal movie

@lainey7157

Ай бұрын

WHY WAS HE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH????

WAHs Above Replacement goes insane in the baby advanced stats bit

Outro is such a throwback

Goated outro song

This is the second piece of media I've seen from my beloved relatively obscure internet personalities in a week that references demitrius shitting his pants

love sips for committing to the bit.

I will watch the Shaggy outro every single time. It's phenomenal

Costco dad and son are basically just god of war without social skills

this is always my favourite outro

oh my god that sips twitch sings clip is so funny

The galaxy clip is hilarious

1:14 that is most definitely not "the city center" 😂😂

@hamchurger4566

Ай бұрын

No houses in 5 second clip? IT CANNOT BE THE CITY CENTRE.

dude it took me 2 months to get through one of those boxes of granola bars. my review is that they arent nearly as good as something like quaker but that shit was like $9 i could not complain

24:10 costco Dad impression had me laughing so hard and I dont exactly know why

The Dave Hester bit got me so good

This is the second time I was made aware of the Miles Morales NPC against my will

Not expecting a wild GG Allan reference

I watched the sinnoh hisui baby joke live but it took me to the clip rewatch to get it😂😂😂

7:40 damn that's good 😂

+2 to the chatter saying that the NV son would eventually be the NV daughter

@domocute

Ай бұрын

Damn, i haven't even played New Vegas, now I feel like I missed a step

@sandenson

Ай бұрын

​@@domocute I mean some people play Celeste or TF2 instead

@mace8983

Ай бұрын

why do trans people feel the need to be weird like this?

@domocute

Ай бұрын

​@@sandenson I've only played very little of TF2, must be some potent stuff

@blahblah94897

Ай бұрын

@@domocute Ultrakill also counts, playing lucio overwatch or Sol badguy guilty gear

Holy shit Kory’s CostCo guys impression had me dying

I fucking love the outro with sips

there was a great "x son or y daughter" in a recent clip but I don't remember what it was help me librarian

We're Costco guys. Of course we share a toothbrush

This one made me laugh out loud like 4 times

“New Vegas son” before long you’ll be saying new Vegas daughter

There was a UFC coach who ran a server giving betting advice and doing proxy bets for offshore bettors. This included betting on his own fighters. Came crashing down when the insider info on his injured fighter caused the betting line to swing so hard that it was flagged. Got so bad that anyone still training at his gym was banned from competing and faced being cut from the UFC if they refused to leave. Seeing how wild the story developed, it's definitely a good thing it's illegal.

That astronaut is melting in his foil

FR though *fuck* sports betting. It's basically become the modern day duel arena. At least with slots you know what the odds are.

What's the boulder game?

the lecture creep article guy had already had the appointment booked before the lecture? wtf

we're costco guys, of course balatro be ballin

Never seen the sips nl duet. Actually amazing

me new nl viewer, i actually love his chat

Pete rose would bet on himself (team) to win. I think thats insanely fucking Chad, and helps the team reduce his salary to bring in better players (big brain mode)

You never saw Brotherman Bill complain about 11,000 people not sending galaxies

I think im doing a meat canyon esque transformation rn, I got a costco credit card yesterday.

Oh my god. Now I know where drututts viego dono sound comes from wow

The costco dad really does seem like a great dude

The babiest with advanced stats tweets are hilarious

As a PogBones respecter, what the

I hope that costco guy is a good dude

NL's ability to remember tiktoks or twitter posts nearly word for word is insane to me.

20:49 new vegas sons are only new vegas sons until theyre around 15

I dont think betting on your own game to win or going over on prop bets is morally corrupt. I do think betting on your game to lose and actively sabotaging is. It is common for people to bet against eachother on the golf coarse, but no one would accept "if i lose this hole you OWE ME" The craziest thing with this guy is he had a great story getting another chance in the NBA, and then he throws away what could have been meaningful time to get himself a decent contract for $21k in profit overall.

We have 11,000 people here and NO ONE is +2ing

@jeremiahbennett3004

Ай бұрын

Tap the screen

sips going hard

costco dad reminds me of my godfather who was a cop but is now a professional stoner

wake up babe new did you see this tweet dropped

We're costco guys, of course we dip our hot dog in mama liz's reaper oil!

NLs gonna do a running goatse onto his gaming setup once he its 1M

28:53 I'M RYAN "MUAD'DIB" LETOURNEAU, DUKE OF TWITCH! THE HAND OF GOD BE MY WITNESS!

Fallout Las Vegas son? v morowind daughter. He doesn't know 🏳️‍⚧️

@bruhcoin2361

Ай бұрын

Both will know 🏳️‍⚧️

Okay, but how is the video 100% pog, but also 42 minutes long?

Egg cooked my fuckin brain so hard I can’t hear him talk about any X anything without thinking of that fuckin bulldog

Discord I'm howling at the moon

7:40 HE'S SO FUCKING GOOD

New Vegas Son or Morrowind Daughter becomes a daughter or daughter after they turn 18

1:20 he doesnt even have a seatbelt on

You need a Steve-o friend when you're 25, you really don't need them when you're 35 but you signed the contract already.

I have always heard it as "Cotsco" instead of "Costco" and ever since I've saw it spelled on Costcodle, I feel like my life is a lie. (Guessed the price right on first try tho, 12.99, don't remember what it was)

I have never watched a NL stream, are all his streams just him talking about all the viral tweets of the day?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Ай бұрын

no... he also talks about his Costco trips