The Modern Day Aristotle and Socrates
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00:00 Paul McCartney squeak
01:51 Did Shohei Ohtani place those bets?
02:57 r/adultery
03:47 modern day Socrates and Aristotle
05:59 NL on the Baltimore Bridge
10:03 these sell opiate drinks at the gas station
13:21 the insane Zizek interview clip
20:10 you can heal yourself through positive thoughts
21:33 NL on the microwave Doordash discourse
26:05 NL doesn't cite his sources
26:49 NL on the P. Diddy news
Paul McCartney squeak: / 1762534582807920976
Socrates and Aristotle: / 1772018083281985541
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Zizek interview: / 1770936166633574677
Donald Sterling interview: • Donald Sterling's Conf...
Kidney infection: / 1772632487786602669
you and what army?: / 1772711990680494510
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Stream date: 03-28-2024
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"The clip where Zizek is sniffing snot up his nose the whole time and tells the most insane story" is like 80% of all Zizek clips.
@gaugea
2 ай бұрын
the clip shown was like my 4th guess
@ad6499
2 ай бұрын
Havent seen it yet, my guess is the one where Zizek says those guys called him n**** affectionately lol.
@michaelcordeiro12
2 ай бұрын
you mean the one where he tugs on his shirt?
@demujo
2 ай бұрын
crazy part about zizek interviews is that watching him speak in slovenian, he has none of the ticks that he has when talking in english-he doesnt sniff almost at all, doesnt pull on his shirt, still says insane shit
@B2Roland
2 ай бұрын
Who the fuck is this guy????
14 seconds ago dipped in terminally refreshing youtube feed oil
@sonicalex2536
2 ай бұрын
MY HAND dipped in 400 degree CANOLA OIL
@Wyvernnnn
2 ай бұрын
Soo true
@natebengtson5252
2 ай бұрын
26 minutes ago dipped in waiting at the DMV oil
@Cantzon98
2 ай бұрын
I'm new what does this mean
@Lionbug
2 ай бұрын
@@Cantzon98GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN I BEG YOU! Live a fulfilling life!!
"Zizek is sniffing and tells the most insane story of all time" Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
@swirle13
2 ай бұрын
looks like coke nose lmao
@marauder08
Ай бұрын
I can't ever hear the word "ideology" without hearing it in his voice. Like a toddler with a Jolly Rancher.
@ziwuri
17 күн бұрын
that clip was based af too
@TheKrigeron
11 күн бұрын
@@ziwurinah
Adin vs XQC feels like if you took the responses from one chatbot to another chatbot and watched them both melt
That Adin Ross and xQc clip actually made me lose braincells, which I didn't think was possible.
@themrpancake
2 ай бұрын
The editing did not help. Actual brainrot
@RadarFinsR
2 ай бұрын
I know xqc is famously bad with words, but I felt like he at least used to understand more things than he does now, the amount of streaming has truly rot his brain.
@AtillaTheSean
2 ай бұрын
Imagine the effects on unsupervised children watching their entire livestreams, I think 20 hours of that would make you a vegetable.
@asystole_
2 ай бұрын
It's SO funny, like he has three completely separate concepts melded together in his head. He thinks the big bang is the meteor hitting and creating the continents?????
@fentanylfrog8403
2 ай бұрын
The best thing about that clip is that xQc is actually like 93% accurate except for the meteor thing. The buttered bread analogy is a pretty good counter to the question.
i just got into NL very recently and i just wanted to say that as somebody who isn’t on any social media i appreciate you adding the tweets and context for the stuff he talks about because it really heightens an already enjoyable experience
@breezyk724
2 ай бұрын
Same here, second this! I been on YT forever, could never hop in the streaming wave, but been binging NL content all week. The editing, the clips selected, even the thumbnails; all elite. These vids revived what felt like a dead site for finding new content and creators. Big ups Librarian
@Midwestemoisme
2 ай бұрын
librarian feeds his baby birds
@h311dr1p
2 ай бұрын
@@breezyk724 totally agree!! the librarian is truly the goat
@diorsse
Ай бұрын
me too he's so funny lol ive just been watching these clips
i look for librarian in the chat like hes my oshi am i cooked
@plonzz
2 ай бұрын
whens the 3d live
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
yes
@tatzooism
2 ай бұрын
Are you implying the librarian isn't your oshi?
@hugo_s
2 ай бұрын
+2
@GigaVanguard
2 ай бұрын
Kanauru and Librarian music video collab urgently needed
I hate that NL is this bridge to the internet's lobotomycore content but why can't I stop watching
@lachlank.8270
2 ай бұрын
Speechcraft 100
@ckorp666
2 ай бұрын
i couldnt consume it without a coherent adult bookending it
@Random_Fanguy
2 ай бұрын
It's pretty funny how NL is pretty logical and for the most part is a responsible adult, but always talks about the most insane stuff he sees online.
@mju135
2 ай бұрын
lobotomy fucking core, aaaahhhhh
@ItzJuanG
2 ай бұрын
@@ckorp666 I could, but the coherent adult filtering it is a good break from the madness
the adin and xqc clip is so brain rotting but I can't look away and help hitting repeat
@KevinSmile
2 ай бұрын
I HAVE BUTTERED BREAD 🗣🗣🗣
@NoGoodLib
2 ай бұрын
I was like "well xqc is kinda more right" and then he said a meteor caused pangea to split😂
@lachlank.8270
2 ай бұрын
It's the Spanish plants v zombie guy again They're saying English words but it's impossible to parse
@johnlecavalier6199
2 ай бұрын
and then meteor happens.
@jabronijackpot
2 ай бұрын
@@johnlecavalier6199 So true 🌍🌠
It’s incredible that in the xqc clip, he somehow seems like the smarter person in the room despite also being really fucking stupid. Like the buttered bread part he kinda cooked.
@dudekazoo
Ай бұрын
Even the dumbest mother fucker to ever live will have a pearl of wisdom fall out his ass at least once.
@dengar96
Күн бұрын
Adin Ross is a walking carbon dioxide facility
The zizek clip could be the realest thing he’s ever said ever
@JustMe-yr5lw
2 ай бұрын
Fake modern day Socrates: "yo bro you know like pangrea right? Like the big bang and stuff?" Actual modern day Socrates: "my perfect date is when the girl has an auto-dildo to fuck her and i have an auto-fleshlight to suck me off"
@KY_100
2 ай бұрын
He's one of the realest of all time
@DudokX
2 ай бұрын
At first, it sounds like a raving of a mad guy, but then you realize it all makes sense.
"Bitch it got hit by a ship!" his delivery never disappoints
Guy drives ship into bridge no one bats an eye, guy drives plane into a tower everyone LOSES THEIR MINDS
@jellybeatdown
2 ай бұрын
Well like…. Y’know that’s like…
@connerdenning8567
2 ай бұрын
+2
@0ptimuscrime
2 ай бұрын
Boats can’t melt steal beams
@topotu_7473
Ай бұрын
Boats can't melt steel bridges? @@0ptimuscrime
@DemsW
Ай бұрын
To be fair it was two planes
i've seen that exact zizek clip. The comments are disabled. So glad to finally have a comments section for it.
@donet0death240
2 ай бұрын
Zizek + Paul + Pangrea
The 2x Elsa tweet doesn't even get a replay. That's now required reading beforehand.
"Is it the whole world or is it the planet" is this how the people felt when they listen to philosophers? what the fk are they talking about 🥤
@timbeaux1
2 ай бұрын
They’re talking about pangrea which affected not just our world but our planet too
@notNajimi
2 ай бұрын
@@timbeaux1the big bang disproves that bro
@wendelhaha1
2 ай бұрын
@@notNajiminahhh you see the big bang is like buttered bread bro
@Blaurot
2 ай бұрын
@@notNajimino it didnt, its like butter on bread
@madhavraghu
2 ай бұрын
@@Blaurotbut which one do you believe in? butter or bread?
A little pseudoephedrine dipped in Mama Lizs Chili Oiiiiiiiiiil
@LukeLockwood
2 ай бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@Epic501
2 ай бұрын
+2
@blahthebiste7924
20 күн бұрын
I was surprised NL didn't go for this tbh
Why did Paul meow like a cat in that clip 😭
@jacobnussbaum2309
2 ай бұрын
He really said :3 and he meant it
@zoom3184
2 ай бұрын
bro said ek
Regarding the Zizek clip, there's a famous sci fi bit (story/joke, idk) out there of this couple who have robotic clones that have sex on their behalf when they aren't feeling up to it, and then one time both partners find each other downstairs whilst their robotic clones are just going to town on one another, which they have a good laugh about.
We’re twitch streamers of course we know what Pangrea is
@zzeroara9511
2 ай бұрын
We're twitch streamers of course we think pangea was split up because of a meteor
zizek clip got me crawling up the walls what the actual fuck was that
@ckorp666
2 ай бұрын
acephobia smh
@radeklew1
2 ай бұрын
average third year philosophy lecture tbh
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
2 ай бұрын
@@radeklew1Just some couples hanging out while their robots bang for them so they don't have to.
@ConnieTheo
Ай бұрын
no he cooked
@douchopotamus3755
7 күн бұрын
What about that made you crawl up the walls? It seemed like a pretty tame explanation of how he wants his relationships to go
Nah bro Zizek 100% cooked with this one. Become a body without organs.
@adamlagerqvist8111
Ай бұрын
So true! Currently reading capitalism and schizophrenia, wish me good luck I need it.
@DemsW
Ай бұрын
He is right about sex being first and foremost a way to feed the ego for a lot of people. In the end we seek validation and we see intercourse as one of it's most sincere forms.
14:05 least unhinged Zizek clip
@ScarletKomi
2 ай бұрын
This but unironically
i dont necesarrily think zizek is a genius or anything but he is endlessly entertaining and makes me think about things in a different way so i like reading/listening to what he has to say, even if i disagree.
@ckorp666
2 ай бұрын
and that unironically makes him a good philosopher, or at least better than the self-important rich kids who majored in it and try telling the rest of us how to live correctly when theyve never had a real job
@dengar96
Күн бұрын
@@ckorp666 when the bar is at tripping level, you're called a genius for accidentally stepping over it.
I've seen a couple Zizek clips before but that one was INSANE lmao
@thomaslamptonbickham2939
2 ай бұрын
Damn but he’s got a point 🤔
@aarvlo
2 ай бұрын
trust me the other ones i had in mind were way worse
This might be the one instance where xqc was the smartest person in the room and it's so cursed
15:55 he's insane but I agree???? Uncle zizek does it again
Librarian is so back (he never left, he’s been locked in for months pumping out videos).
Ever since I started watching NL I've been drifting further and further away from the internet and social media and all that, and so watching these videos makes me feel like I'm getting slowly dunked in a vat of lukewarm vegetable oil
B U T T E R E D B R E A D
The microwave discourse has me genuinely worried about some people's ability to function. "Waah i'm tired so suddenly i don't know what 'Microwave for 2 minutes' means!"
nl and zizek and chiblee and fauna stream when? Librarian, make it happen. We're already in one of the weirder timelines.
@GigaVanguard
2 ай бұрын
If anyone could make it happen, it’s Librarian.
@goldend791
2 ай бұрын
Fucking eldritch horror blunt rotation
@michaelcordeiro12
2 ай бұрын
@@goldend791 Eldritch as in rad, right?
@goldend791
2 ай бұрын
@@michaelcordeiro12 anakin skywalker looking to the side of the camera with a slightly mischievous slightly saddened knowing face.
@dragonbowrghr5937
2 ай бұрын
Bro seeing Zizek next to a Vtuber would transport us into the prime kalpa
People choosing this clip of Zizek to call insane shows just how much people are out of touch. His analogy makes perfect sense.
Librarian I just want to say I don't have the time to watch streams, and honestly I don't even use twitch. But I watch a good 3 or 4 of your clips a week and I really appreciate all of your work. Thanks lad.
I need that "We're Rich!" soundbyte for deep rock galactic
im glad you chose that Zizek clip and not the one where he says a no-no word.
@KY_100
2 ай бұрын
Basically, his point was to critique the perception of racist jokes in public but went a bit too Zizek with it. I won't tell you you shouldn't have an issue with it but he's obviously making a critique of how racist jokes are used in public by going with an exaggeration. For Zizek, who isn't afraid to offend, to first put it in a hypothetical of a hypothetical, it's very clear he isn't racially abusing anyone, he doesn't take its use lightly, and isn't just saying it to say it.
@fgqgqlfqsfsffeff
2 ай бұрын
@@KY_100Zizek and you sound like a blast to hang around at parties.
@peytonwarren1936
2 ай бұрын
@@fgqgqlfqsfsffeffZizek is absolutely in the blunt rotation fym
@christopheringram3597
2 ай бұрын
@@fgqgqlfqsfsffeffman with no braincells be like
@Midwestemoisme
2 ай бұрын
@@fgqgqlfqsfsffeffhey man when something needs explaining he’s the guy
I understand the miscommunication in the xqc clip. The guy asks him if he believes in the Big Bang or Pangea (which he calls Pangrea). xQc interprets this as a "you can only pick one" type question and gets confused. So when the other guy badly explains Pangea as "it was all one thing, and then it split apart", xQc asks "the whole world (meaning the universe) or our planet". Because "it was all one, and then it split apart" when applied to the universe is like a simplified version of Big Bang theory, but when applied to our planet it's a simplified explanation of Pangea.
@mrmclainy
2 ай бұрын
Nah man xqc is just dumb
@nstvntt7410
2 ай бұрын
dumb guy psychology understander we need you
@PandaBearWithMic
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, XQC only mixed up the Moon is another planet hitting Earth theory
@radeklew1
2 ай бұрын
But he literally asks him "which one do you believe in" xQc seems to know what both of them are though, except the meteor thing but that's understandable
@TheRadioSquare
2 ай бұрын
Log off😊
Zizek always gives off insane uncle vibes, but he actually formulated a decent illumination of compulsory sexuality on this one
they should start naming IPAs like they do with creatine powders
I work at a small brewery in vancouver and can confirm every name is just meant to make people over the age of 30-40 go "thats kinda funny", half of them are just bad puns lmao.
the r/adultery clip is insane
26:20 hbomberguy is inbound to your location at a terrifying speed
@lachlank.8270
2 ай бұрын
Actually
The DoorDash discourse is absolutely unhinged. How do these people even function in the real world?
@PinkCatsy
2 ай бұрын
The thing that's get me is their defensiveness. They want to act like other people are being privileged by suggesting that they do anything other than order doordash for every meal, but like the point is that doing that is so expensive??? I'm someone who has been depressed and ordered ubereats or skip at least once every single day for like a month. I always come out of it like I have to cut that shit out because it's not financially sustainable
@lazydictionary
2 ай бұрын
@@PinkCatsy Honestly seems like they have severe mental issues. Like severely on the spectrum, depression, anxiety, etc. But maybe they've just created these little cocoons of similar people surrounding them, so they don't realize how abnormal it is to be ordering food every single day or meal.
That Paul McCartney Joke was deserving of those -2 but it made me laugh a lot.
Hey guys hope you're having a great Easter or maybe just a normal weekend let's get it
I really like that Zizek clip tho. He has a very good point.
This video made me realize every time he was talking about Donald Sterling I thought he was talking about Roger Sterling from Mad Men.
@lachlank.8270
2 ай бұрын
Remember when he puked? Great television
As one of the NL viewers who work in insurance, the insurance bit killed me.
Big Think, - the more you know 18:00 bit, literally sounds like a futurama joke somewhere.
The outro on this one is a cozy banger, Librarian, well done
The AI dating his daughter bit is legitimately one of his funniest I've ever seen
I’m so happy that more people will learn about Zizek through this
says something that i was expecting another zizek clip
Trauma bonding with robots is fire tho. Imagine LMM models that amalgamate art bonding with artists in future. We've come full circle man
The best frozen dinners are the vacuum-packed ones that cook with the steam so you don't have to poke holes, open a corner or stir halfway through. You just throw that in and cook for 5-6 minutes. Genius packaging technology, the greatest invention since semi-reflective crisping surfaces.
Thank you for the explanation on the Shohei Ohtani thing, I had no clue what he was talking about lol
8:32 the bridge is insured though 😂😂😂. Somebody has still got to pay for a new one. Also the cost of the bridge isn’t the only cost. The Baltimore port is closed right now. That is also really expensive.
You know it will be a good video when the first thing he says makes you laugh so hard you have to pause it to catch your breath. Thanks Librarian!
That guy correcting some other guy about pangea by saying the continents divided due to a meteor, hooollyy.
@Dschonathan
2 ай бұрын
Bless your heart for not knowing who those people are 🙏
@max3446
16 күн бұрын
@@Dschonathan I envy them tbh.
17:35 wow I can't believe they're going to watch Xisuma, love hermitcraft!
I need a break after the adultery one. That's just too good
zizek was cooking in that clip tbh
You gotta get the "No AI house in my house" bit in a short, that was a +2 billion
that zizek clip is goated tho
NL playing a repetitive game gets us the best clips. Wonder why he doesn't just play Mario Bros or Celeste or so.
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
yeah last year his SMM2 era was legendary
Lib's clips are actually so much better than the main NL channel
"back it up pal" me when someone tells me the most insane bullshit without a single piece of solid evidence
The insurance bit had me rolling
This man been on these rocks for days in the game😂
21:29 sounds like the opening to Death Grips "Know for It"
Librarian the crazy thing is that I don’t think that’s the correct Zizek clip, bc the one I saw that was quoting the tweet was him talking about meeting two black fans. That being said both clips are so insane it didn’t matter which one you’d post 😂
@pente12
2 ай бұрын
but later in the video NL specifically mentions the Zizek dating video
Zizek is actually the sanest man alive.
My gf was asking why Paul did a lowercase scream 😂😂
Is that a real song NL is singing at the end haha
The Adin Ross xQc clip might be the greatest piece of content ever put to film every new sentence was its own adventure lmfaooooo
I’ve just gone through three rounds of aggressive chemo without ordering in food once. The door dash discourse boggles my mind.
@didjano
Ай бұрын
Have you considered you're a gigachad
@AlexanderAndreassen123
Ай бұрын
@@didjanoI think of it more as a reflection of the door dashers than me lol. Hard to think of yourself as a gigachad when walking for five minutes is your limit
@dengar96
Күн бұрын
@@AlexanderAndreassen123 gigachad is relative. Making your own dinner on round 3 of chemo is more badass than some rich dude getting carried up everest for a christmas card photo. Head up king.
@AlexanderAndreassen123
Күн бұрын
@@dengar96 You wouldn’t say that if you saw my dinners, haha But thanks!
I was laughing at the XQC clip, but had to skip it, because my brain started to feel weird.
unironically love paul mccartney's meow/squeak
9:33 is so good
8:30 is that a zojirushi going off in the background?
Can someone link me the full 2x pimpy Ted video? I have been looking for it for a week and can't find the video anywhere and I want to deal psychic damage to my friends.
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
twitter.com/SoundOriented/status/1766130836615663679
@rio425ee
2 ай бұрын
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you so much, I was slowly losing it trying to find this, I have to delete so many entries on my search history to repair the algorithmic damage this quest has done lol
the zizek clip is literally just an xkcd comic i forget which one
I love that Fibre optic cable core has finally made it mainstream
I can't watch him constantly fail the same section of this climbing game anymore...
Really glad he was talking about the electric vagina Zizek clip and not the OTHER Zizek clip from that interview that’s going around rn…
Curious. I've never seen The Librarian and NL in the same room together. If he wasn't so lazy I'd think he's been playing us. Requires further reading. Curious
the ai bit was really good
Luck be a Landlord really had a glow up
Cant believe i clicked the kadomon vid and was none the wiser to what occurred not 10 seconds before it started
@TheLibraryofLetourneau
2 ай бұрын
the stuff he leaves out of his YT channel honestly astound me
@CandeedYams
2 ай бұрын
@@TheLibraryofLetourneau maybe he didnt want it to be seen by the ppl paying for the ad lol
the sort of general malaise that the genius possess and the insane lament
Yeo dude, sometimes watching a Zizek clip feels like I'm watching an AI-generated voice parody of Zizek
My bread is buttered
Hi librarian, I love you
NL talking about reinsurance is sending me
Holy shit I’m Zizek pilled now
I for my part like to believe that zizek is the only sane person in this planet and everyone else is being weird
BIG THINK
pseudoephedrine dipped in mama liz's chili oil
good lord when xqc is the intelligent one. Adin Ross viewers are absolutely cooked
26:00 based. I would delay going to my accountant. Then she’s like “oh you own $X, amount.” I go to the bank and pay it off that day.