When you're confused seeing eggman photoshopped on your Costco review thumbnail 🥚 Side note: Good work with this channel; one of the best sleeping aids since Isaac stopped.

@jonasseneric

Жыл бұрын

Of course sebby is an NL fan. Stay pegged my dude.

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Жыл бұрын

oh my fucking god...

@EpicbubbleNITE

Жыл бұрын

AINTNOWAY

We're costco guys, of course we get the executive membership to costco!

"when were you born, daddy?" why, it was the year 25 Pre-Pelaton my sweet child

I know it's been said a lot (there's already two comments on this video saying it), but you have a genuinely insane aptitude for making thumbnails and titling videos, the fact that you make multiple of these a day is insane.

@BlueZirnitra

Жыл бұрын

How that booty taste.

calling it now: this will change the anecdote game in a way we haven't seen since the baby

@yaboyswiggity

Жыл бұрын

Costco arc let’s go

@DraconicCatgirl

Жыл бұрын

A month later: it has

@user6122

9 ай бұрын

YOU WERE RIGHT BABY

@dbridge416

2 ай бұрын

you were right +2

Dude Costo is fucking sick. Sucking down those glizzys and the free samples too, it's fucking amazing.

@thefranklin6463

Жыл бұрын

Catch me going to the mall/costco combo and getting the 1.50 hot dog and soda instead of dropping $15 at the food court

@cassidy8307

Жыл бұрын

@@thefranklin6463 The hotdog is tasty af too

@AcmeMonkeyCompany

Жыл бұрын

"Sucking down those glizzys" is such a cursed phrase and I (platonically) love it

@blazedonakayak5294

4 ай бұрын

damn maybe my costco sucks but the hotdogs were unedible to me

During a luncheon at the time, the company’s current CEO, W. Craig Jelinek, said he once told Sinegal they needed to raise the price of the iconic $1.50 hot dog and soda combo - which reportedly has not gone up in price since the 1980s. “I came to (Sinegal) once and I said, ‘Jim, we can’t sell this hot dog for a buck fifty. We are losing our rear ends.’ And he said, ‘If you raise (the price of the) effing hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out.’ That’s all I really needed."

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Жыл бұрын

so fucking based

@parkerlong2658

Жыл бұрын

Basically the whole entire point of the hot dog isn't to make money it's to help justify spending 300 bucks at a time and also pay for a membership. Basically humans who are hungry aren't happy. So by having a cheap option at there store at all times that can be eaten fast and cleanly it means that basically you remember the good hotdog not the excessive amount of shit you bought that you don't necessarily need. Ikea uses the same tactic.

Costco is actually insane. My family was looking for Christmas gifts at the Navy Exchange (store chain on Navy bases for military families. Decent prices, no sales tax), and we found a good laptop for $860. We held off, and later that day went to Costco to get groceries. Lo and behold, Costco has the same exact laptop for $699. Ended up saving over a hundred bucks, even with tax. I love our Costco overlords Edit: Also, NL is so on point with Costco being a carnival. It’s one of the few stores that I look forward to going to.

The best thing about Costco is that they'll just fucking deliver the groceries to you, so you can be smug about your executive membership comfortably at home.

@isaactfa

Жыл бұрын

But then people won’t see me smugly flashing my executive membership card at the checkout. How will they know I’m an executive member??

The way he says "It's fuckin TWO hummus's dude!" gets me every single time

Costco makes most of its money from memberships. They do lose money from most of their court food including the hotdogs and chicken bakes but they also lose money from the rotisserie chickens. It doesn't really matter tho because stuff like that saves them money overall. Essentially all of the amenities make up money from saving on advertising/keeping customers. I mean just look how happy NL was to talk about Costco vs. Walmart lol.

@chasewilson3693

Жыл бұрын

They also do make a profit from the stuff they sell. Its only averages like 11% profit, which is far lower than the 40~% of other box/grocery stores, but its nothing to sneeze at. Another area they lose money on, but keep anyways because customers love it, is near unlimited returns. You can return almost anything to a Costco in any condition and they will pay you back in full or give you a replacement if you have the receipt. I once heard about a guy bringing in a 5 year old mattress that was broken down the middle in two pieces bring it in and got a brand new replacement within the hour.

the description omg. Stay pegged, Librarian

These thumbnails always go so hard

Man The Library of Letourneau is like Omar from the wire when it comes to thumbnails and videos "even if I miss I can't miss."

"1.34kg" Mfrs will do anything to avoid saying 3 lbs

I had no idea Costco had hummus... For those of you who don't know: Hummus is the secret to physical fitness. You slather that on your bland tasteless healthy vegetables and it suddenly makes it an edible meal.

@RobotnikPlngas

Жыл бұрын

ITS TWICE AS MUCH HUMMUS FOR A DOLLAR LESS AND GETTING 2% BACK!!!

@k-ondoomer

4 ай бұрын

Hummus is great, mustard also if you got a thing for it, low calorie cheats

You know I couldn't find a single lie in his Costco take. The bit about the samples is so spot on. Great bits here.

@jenm1

11 ай бұрын

The Gorbachev thing is a bit iffy

@arianghorbani1305

5 ай бұрын

@@jenm1touch grass

At this point, I'm just waiting for the formal partnership between you and NL. I think he deserves the convenience of a proper editor, and I think you deserve to represent him officially. 🙂

@Maerdy

Жыл бұрын

No chat if that happens

Mr Gorbachev, you've got nice balls.

@andryduarte9164

Жыл бұрын

+2

NL listing the groceries like an anesthesiologist

It's crazy that this man just effortlessly strings together a sentence containing daycare, costco and Canucks. I'm honestly surpised alanis morissette wasn't somehow squeezed in

Greatest Costco ad of all time

As someone who doesn’t catch up on SAP these vids are essential to my Pog. Ty ty ty.

Welcome to the club 😎💳

Costco executive membership costs $120/yr. At 2% cash back, total purchases required to break even = $120/.02 = $6000/yr = $500/month. Average grocery cost of family of 4 = $1000. Average savings for a family of 4 = $1000 * .02 = $20/month = $240/year An executive membership can net families $240/year, at the cost of having to always shop at Costco.

@Matthew.Morcos

Жыл бұрын

Not even taking into account that the shit there is 8x cheaper than everywhere else

Omg the Burnaby boundary bit was from when he called me out on twitter a couple weeks back, I can't believe i missed that live

Dang, Mr Moneybags buying a whole pound of beef jerky, how much is that, 50 bucks?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Жыл бұрын

mr 101 finally treats himself

Truly pogged banter, the title does not lie.

TWO HUMMUSES, DUDE! I don't know why this one got me. But it did. Also, i wonder about the quality of said hummus? Never found a shop-bought hummus better than the homemade one.

@TheMistaWaters

Жыл бұрын

costco in vancouver sells sabra hummus which is endlessly based, and very tasty

I sure hope he isn't planning on using that card at our Bellingham Costco 🙂

@DingoTheDemon

2 ай бұрын

But he's not Asian.

Shout-out executive costcoers, it's so fun to be there before everyone else.

Wake up babe, new walnut recipe just dropped.

I also love low grocery prices

man FUCK this came on autoplay in one of my 50 tabs, heard the discord ping and combed through my shit for like 10 minutes

We also got our Costco card recently... I've heard of people of Walmart, but people of Costco are also a sight to behold. It's like every aisle's brain is powered by a fat lil mouse running on a wheel. Like I've seen people literally press their own restart buttons while buying frozen chicken and I'll watch them reboot in real time, blinking one eye at a time. My lanta, the amount of free range gremlins playing frogger between shopping carts is insane. Edit: The Wings beat the Canucks 5-2. Costcobrain is advancing faster than I thought here.

NL and I got a costco membership at the same time. Making egg moves

Nice thumbnail, i caught Sebby in the comments of one of nl’s videos once lol

Bro those peanut butter pretzles are the bomb

There WILL be a Costco sponsor stream at some point.

Man's not homemade hummus pilled yet smh

ill be getting a costco membership soon, and im really freaking excited lmao 😅

@FizzyCape

Жыл бұрын

Just got mine last week, best decision I’ve ever made

pre-peleton

I hate the people at Costco asking me to upgrade to the executive every time I go.

"It felt like I was stealing a little bit, cuz I already know what walnuts taste like"

"Wide Isles, Open Hearts Can't Lose, Shopping Carts"

He's right about the Richmond night market. I had duck meat that I'm pretty sure was just ham, and I caught COVID for the first time

I need to hear his opinions on costco poutine.

Yet another banger of thumbnail

Me getting fomo from not being able to shop at Costco because there’s no costcos where I live…

Costco so good

what a nutrient rich egg

Top tier content, please dont ever stop with these uploads

at staples just for giving them your email and phone number you become a staples now member and get 2% cash back on in store order AND if you spend more than $1000 (i think thats what i was told) there in a year or something you get upgraded to pro membership and its 5% back. and most people who shopped at my staples were regulars and spent a fuck ton on everything

@eater_of_garbage_

9 ай бұрын

Wow looks like i'll be getting my 30 gallon drums of olive oil at staples from now on

This was so funny my cpap clapped

im not ready to see his eyebrows

21:37 video. Let's goooooo!

HE DOESN'T KNOW COSTCO LITERALLY HAS AN OPTOMETRIST?

Boris Yeltsin but ya

buy bulk

there should be a ban on using the discord notification sound in videos

I love listening to NL simp

when did stay pogged become stay pegged?

@TheLibraryofLetourneau

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oWmdwZR-hpm3Zpc.html

@SLDR23876

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau he's got the primer locked and loaded

@lagspike7763

Жыл бұрын

@@TheLibraryofLetourneau thank you Mr librarian

I looked up Costco in Sweden when NL started talking about it. There were a few news stories covering it and the Swedes they interviewed were so unimpressed. The shopping culture is so different from North America and I find it really funny. :P

Is he sponsored yet?

Why is NL's default grocery store a wegmans? I know they're in NY near Toronto but I'm pretty sure they're not in Canada at all and definitely not in BC or Washington state. To be clear I love me a wegmans but I'm also confused

@whosethatguy6

Жыл бұрын

He lives in Vancouver.

@ChicaneryBear

Жыл бұрын

Wegman's sounds funnier than most supermarkets. Except Piggly Wiggly.

The Costco bootlicker has logged on

Imagine bragging about spending 50$ to read a comic filled with nothing but ads.

Reading stream banter is so much less appealing with BTTV emotes