super cool to see my art in one of your videos it was really cool working with you!!!!!!!!

@orlandodanielgonzalezalcar3360

4 ай бұрын

This is truly a tf2 moment (5 kilos of glue (days playing tf2 × amount of hours on tf2) per day

@theCater_

4 ай бұрын

You made the pictures for the start of every merc's section, right?

@AntIsStinky

4 ай бұрын

yep!@@theCater_

@AntIsStinky

4 ай бұрын

@@theCater_ yep!

@theCater_

4 ай бұрын

@@AntIsStinky that's so cool :D

"What pronouns do we use for pyro?" "Them." "You mean they them-" "NO! I mean ALL OF THEM!"

@nameless......................

3 ай бұрын

corctect

@Cam_Can_Play

2 ай бұрын

@@nameless......................corctect

@SnobbyBird_

2 ай бұрын

Corctect

@RealBenitoMussolini1883

2 ай бұрын

Corctect

@alexka7420

2 ай бұрын

Corctect

Jack solves problems. Not problems like "Is this gay?" because that falls within the purview of your social conundrums. Jack solves practical problems.

@Soldier_Sprout

4 ай бұрын

Like this… little half hour video showing which TF2 mercs can be great partners, thought by him, made by him. And you best hope, you picked the right guy

@Partnassir

4 ай бұрын

Engineer Moment

@metallord6960

4 ай бұрын

@@Soldier_Sprout My first choice was Engie, so...

@T3chn0cr1t1k4l

4 ай бұрын

The practical problems in question: 28:01

@TheSumOfAnIdeod

4 ай бұрын

​@@T3chn0cr1t1k4l how much does sniper piss

I do want to point out that Medic *does* actually care for his Merc team. He's the main reason they aren't just dead when the classics find them, and literally brings the sniper back to life *despite* how that endangers his job. Sure, he also wanted to try his hand at necromancy, but... He literally already knows he can bring people back to life. As much as he may emotionally distance himself, he cares about his team in some real, genuine sense. He chose to go back to them and chose to help them, despite losing his lucrative new career and test subjects. ...Which makes him an ***EVEN WORSE*** choice for a partner, because he does this unethical medical shit to people he *cares* about! This is *how he shows love,* Imagine what he'll do to you!

@noname-vu1mm

4 ай бұрын

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

@C0ZMIK5K1TTL35

3 ай бұрын

Don't care. He's perfect!

@LegalizedNuclearB0mb

3 ай бұрын

he's perfect 😍

@moonpizzalol

3 ай бұрын

and what if im into that

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm

3 ай бұрын

he will make sure you don't die on his watch. lovely man ❤️ (thats ehat your heart will look like instead of this 🫀🦿)

if you date medic, you are just verbally signing a contract to donate your body to science.

@ceu160193

2 ай бұрын

Your soul too.

@Sonic.exe_uwu666

Ай бұрын

I wouldn't care

@ThatoneJinx15

25 күн бұрын

@@Sonic.exe_uwu666 yeah same here

@Monkey62403

17 күн бұрын

I'm already an organ donor. Give it to me.

"Engie is just so bland." -Talking about the man who cut off his own arm to use the Gunslinger

@thebagleman

4 ай бұрын

Also a god complex

@Rusty_Spy

4 ай бұрын

It's honestly the least insane thing any of these mercs has done. He is a scientist and inventor after all.

@jacklansdale77

4 ай бұрын

@@Rusty_SpyIf one had the ability to make and install a fully functional gunhand, you would do it too. :/

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

And this man is friends with Pyro. He was perfectly willing to adopt a kid with Pyro. (Although he just got a bunch of guns instead)

@Aaa-vp6ug

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@genericname2747I think it’s more like adopt Pyro

I love that for Soldier you went "He'd be an awful partner. That being said, he's canonically a spectacular partner."

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

He found a lady as weird as him

@yazidefirenze

4 ай бұрын

“He is going to IMPREGNATE me, brøther!” - Enthusiastic Girlfriend to her brother

@Pain-yatta-fan-boy

4 ай бұрын

AHHHHHH DO NOT CLICK THE PROFILE

@neighandwhinnymchorse2100

4 ай бұрын

@@Pain-yatta-fan-boy ...wh... Mine? Bro the single animation I have on my entire channel is milquetoast as shit lmao

@bobbytonson5890

4 ай бұрын

@@neighandwhinnymchorse2100 My eyes hurt, and I haven't even watched it yet.

The southern friendliness of engi is a facade that hides a god complex. He is just better at hiding it than medic. No "sane, put together man" would hack off his arm so he can take a couple more bullets and build a smaller sentry.

@lefishe5845

4 ай бұрын

God complex vs an afront to God complex

@genericyoutubecommenter589

3 ай бұрын

@@lefishe5845 a match made in hell

@gamingwithlizardsd6478

Ай бұрын

I’d still fuck him no stopping me

@darthxader1112

21 күн бұрын

I mean he might have done it just to have a cool robot arm and the mini sentry was just an extra And I mean I can understand that

"he pees too much" Ok??? and?? I have an overactive bladder, too. go piss, girl ♥️

@PaolaCarlos

8 күн бұрын

😩REAL I WANT HIM IDC

@MadContendery

7 сағат бұрын

go go gadget piss condom!

The transfer from war criminals to boyfriends is the epitome of “I can fix him”.

@Thatonecopypasta

4 ай бұрын

I can make him worse

@kijete

4 ай бұрын

i can hold him like a cat in a sock so who's the real winner here

@eeklee8980

4 ай бұрын

@@ThatonecopypastaI can stagnate him

@mycupoftea583

4 ай бұрын

I can be brought down to his level

@Awesomeness-iz3dh

3 ай бұрын

He can make me worse.

Fellas let's get one thing clear! Date the Medic Main! *NOT THE MEDIC!*

@WUFI_jr

4 ай бұрын

yeah i would stay away from red flag the person

@legallyguidomista4015

4 ай бұрын

As a Medic Main, I wouldn't date me. I have so many screws loose. We're going insane.

@WUFI_jr

4 ай бұрын

@@legallyguidomista4015 so am I your point?

@legallyguidomista4015

4 ай бұрын

@@WUFI_jr Don't listen to the voices, comrade.

@WUFI_jr

4 ай бұрын

@@legallyguidomista4015 the voices fear me

Before watching: If for the sex, Spy. If for loyalty, Heavy. If for security in life, Engie.

@BLAKESCRIBBLES

19 күн бұрын

If for getting yourself tangled in some sort of crazy science experiment, Medic.

@thewolfstu

18 күн бұрын

@@BLAKESCRIBBLES Def. Lmao

@DeafEars5723

2 күн бұрын

@@BLAKESCRIBBLESI am a medic main and I am also very afraid of that man

At the core of Heavy's character is an extreme bloodlust tempered by extreme responsibility. We've all seen how Heavy behaves on the battlefield. He isn't just enthusiastic, he's downright jubilant at the prospect of murder. It's specified he didn't just kill the gulag's guards, he tortured them first. He's a man who enjoys inflicting pain, but has taught himself to do so protectively. His sister seems to be the same way, however she lacks his restraint, which is why she gets along so well with Soldier.

@Jet_The_Dragon_Hawk

3 ай бұрын

So what you're saying is, that he's willing to torture a mf if they try to mess you up

listen man, I've had a crush on medic tf2 since I was 10, my delusions are simply too strong to recognize the red flags

@Jrsonicyt-is-weird

4 ай бұрын

May God help your soul Literally

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

I get it.

@thunderspark1536

4 ай бұрын

​@@Jrsonicyt-is-weirdI mean at least you won't die, like ever, so that's a bonus.

@brodyratliff7441

4 ай бұрын

​@@thunderspark1536unless he needs something then boom there it goes

@thunderspark1536

4 ай бұрын

@@brodyratliff7441 He'll find a way to keep you alive so at worst you'll end up like the lady from full metal alchemist that lost her insides but somehow stayed alive.

I love how the Sniper’s dating profile is just how much he pees

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

"Hey bb, look how hard I can pee" -Sniper, attempting to flirt

@LocalSlasher

4 ай бұрын

​@@genericname2747Check out how hard I can piss *PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@warzed6220

4 ай бұрын

​@@genericname2747"attempting"? i think that's called succeeding

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

@@warzed6220 Ah, I was a fool

@self-proclaimedanimator

4 ай бұрын

How far can your squirt

Engineer may seem the most gentle at first but in reality he's just the quiet kind of crazy. All that soft spoken southern charm presented in his meet the team video gets punctuated with a pointed threat to the viewer letting them know he's not to be fucked with. Like medic he's a man with a god complex but stays quiet because he feels he has nothing to prove when it comes to it. The man has 11 PHDs, self operating artillery, and mastery of immortality. He doesn't make sentries to avoid the fight, he makes them to kill in the most brutally efficient way possible, their very presence denies anyone who dares to exist within range. He keeps up that southern hospitality because without it he's a man who would go so far as to saw off his own hand to be able to use his self made robotic arm with zero doubt in his ability. He does not believe he is a god, he knows it with utmost certainty.

@imthecoolestguyalive

3 ай бұрын

As someone who finally started getting into Team Fortress 2 and its lore because of being So Very Heterosexual about this man (that is a lie), I strongly agree. Again, there's a reason he is buddies with Pyro and Medic, he just doesn't act like a baboon on fire outwardly. It's the little things in life, like implanting some poor guy's brain into a pumpkin, or sawing off his hand, or threatening one of his superiors with breaking them in half. If anything, I say he's pretty well-balanced in terms of being romanceable and batshit insane. A hypothetical date would be a nice picnic under the night sky, maybe he really lays on the charisma and strums you a little tune. With distant pecussion of the sounds of body parts hitting the ground and gunshots. What a gentleman!

Zhanna is a fun character. She shares Heavy's maniacal bloodlust, but lacks the restraint he learned as the eldest sibling.

@tysonvienneau1830

2 ай бұрын

Basically Soldier without the patriotism and is Russian There's a reason why they are so in love

@MUGENanaya

Ай бұрын

@@tysonvienneau1830the cold war gettin steamy tonight

I love that we’re continuing the tradition of using all pronouns for pyro

@TheSumOfAnIdeod

4 ай бұрын

Its too funny

@Sofishticated792

4 ай бұрын

Kinda confusing tho

@gabrielsmalley9583

4 ай бұрын

​@@Sofishticated792 Well, to be fair, we don't know their gender

@vibescorner863

4 ай бұрын

Yeah we do.​@gabrielsmalley9583 it's pyro

@anonymouslucario285

4 ай бұрын

​@@Sofishticated792 would you say that to someone in real life who uses all pronouns?

I think one of the few points in Scout's favor is that Expiration Date shows he is actually capable of caring a lot about his partner. Sure, he fails miserably due to being romantically inept, but you can see that he was _really trying_ to learn and put together something nice for Miss Pauling.

@snivycon804

4 ай бұрын

scout is such a good boy i love him

@thelivingglitch1371

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, so Scout definitely has POTENTIAL to be a good boyfriend. It may take a while to improve himself, but it’s possible.

@JaneDoeValentine

4 ай бұрын

@@thelivingglitch1371I feel like if a potential partner just tells Scout what they want then he’d be fine

@GeZz.

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he is cocky, but is because he is the younger of the mercs, everyone in the youths is an asshole. But likeu said Expiration date shows that Scout is a really good dude after all

@Hyaene_Colonlength

4 ай бұрын

scout is so silly ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ i love him

Was not expecting the sniper segment to turn into a Matt Patt game theory on how much the sniper pisses

@Kat-xp8zn

4 ай бұрын

Well, matt patt himself is no longer doing it so someone has to keep going on with those silly theories

I can just hear Scout going "Woo! Im the 4th best hunk!"

@CrazyDoodlez810

4 ай бұрын

That’s so in character for him

@Exceed492

14 күн бұрын

I'd say he needs that win. Maybe he'll do better if he gets his head out of his ass, as unlikely as that is to happen.

Worth noting that the Heavy sounding stupid is more to do with English being his second language, in the Russian release of the game he apparently is noted for sounding almost astonishingly high class and academic in his voice lines. He's literally the male equivalent of Gloria from Modern Family ranting about how much smarter she sounds in Spanish.

@DKdrop

4 ай бұрын

It’s kind of interesting how that works. I think it has to do with people associating bad language skills with children. Just my speculation, but I think this is also why one of the gut instincts for someone who hasn’t spent a lot of time in situations where there’s a language barrier is to talk loudly and slowly- like they’re speaking to a child. Same probably goes for talking to nonverbal people and people who otherwise struggle with communication. Thankfully, it’s pretty easy to train yourself out of this habit once you realize what’s happening.

@WithASideOfTibbs

4 ай бұрын

Isn't one of his pieces of trivia that he quite literally has a PhD in some form of literature? He's a lot more intelligent than people think (myself included for awhile, It surprised me when I learned that fact a few years back, mostly due to him seeming a bit 'off his rocker' in a sense).

@BrightJuni

4 ай бұрын

@@WithASideOfTibbshe has a phd in Russian literature and took down an entire gulag as a kid he’s stupid smart and patient but people tend to miss it

@jayveerisdabest7500

3 ай бұрын

I think he can speak perfect English, but fakes it because he hates talking to the other mercs

@RealBenitoMussolini1883

2 ай бұрын

He has as PhD in Russian literature

Who would've guessed that the two biggest war criminals would also be the worst to date.

@Sacc_the_bambaspis

4 ай бұрын

And one already IS in a relationship

@reur3965

4 ай бұрын

Ok yeah but he is the HOTTEST tho so thats enough reason?!?

@MontgomeryPython4615

4 ай бұрын

@reur3965 Yeah, you're right. He is pretty hot. Oh wait that's the fire.

@HK-pq7pe

4 ай бұрын

​@@MontgomeryPython4615burly beast:

@Biblically-accurate-medic

4 ай бұрын

My first choice was medic cause medic

If medic is a walking red flag, then damnit, I'm a bull

@sheepgrass500

Ай бұрын

Omg so true

I LOVE that Scout gets his egotism and his rudeness from his father. Spy likely dislikes the guy so much because he represents what Spy really is beneath the classy facade.

As much as it is a meme Medic is very much the kind of person to have a human centipede themed wedding

@fizzy_buzz

4 ай бұрын

this is so real, but I could ignore the red flags omg

@laranuke1452

4 ай бұрын

maybe he and his partner could save on the catering bill

@gabrielmujica3201

3 ай бұрын

And If you are the best man, you know the deal, PUCKER UP!

@imthecoolestguyalive

3 ай бұрын

​@@gabrielmujica3201 You can finally open yourself up to love...

@gabrielmujica3201

3 ай бұрын

@@imthecoolestguyalive He can finally sew a mouth to a butt!!

As a TF2 fan, being gay isn’t an issue for us. Just say “Tick Tock” and our mouths are watering

@Jrsonicyt-is-weird

4 ай бұрын

I fucking HATE that i know what your talking about

@blackwing3629

4 ай бұрын

Took me way too long to figure out what a binks truck was

@order60000000000

4 ай бұрын

​@@blackwing3629*brinks

@edvinkaziunas5847

4 ай бұрын

​@@blackwing3629what is it?

@ElixirBlue9

4 ай бұрын

​@@blackwing3629It took me being tip top and getting a compliment to realize what it was

Obssessed with how the most pressing issue about Sniper is not what would reasonably be commitment issues from his isolated lifestyle and profession but instead how much he has to pee.

fun fact time the *_BLU_* soldier is the one squatting in a possibly abandoned shed the *_RED_* soldier was merasmus' roommate and, of course, the one hooking up with zhanna im more knowledgable on tf2 lore than anyone has the right to and im not sure if thats a good thing

@DarthZ01

Ай бұрын

blu always gets the short end of the stick.

@BlooMonkiMan

Ай бұрын

Nobody told me Jane had a twin

@OfficialDoctorHawk

Ай бұрын

@@BlooMonkiMan Maybe the mercs are like the Maulers from Invincible.

@IHateThisCommunity

12 күн бұрын

They are the same person lore wise

"Having a sentry gun in the room while you boink is gonna really kill the mood." You underestimate my power, Bumbles.

@silly_fellow525

4 ай бұрын

I read this as soon as he said it

@Hello_World_not_taken

4 ай бұрын

The profile pic SEALS this! 😂

@springfaux6991

4 ай бұрын

Of course its the gardevior

@Rubiktor012

4 ай бұрын

The Gunslinger stays on

@Poopeater20

4 ай бұрын

if you can do it with the man who made it why not with the sentry itself too

The gimmick of referring to Pyro with every single pronoun will never get old

@darealgreyskale

4 ай бұрын

this had me laughing

@redisokay

4 ай бұрын

It's literally me Legit me

@nameless......................

4 ай бұрын

reminds me of fnaf's mangle, but more mangle only uses she/her and he/him pyro uses those, they/them and it

@RandomHQ433

4 ай бұрын

​@@nameless...................... mangles pronouns are yes (canon)

@shadowolfkiller9337

3 ай бұрын

Pyro's pronouns are Huh/Hum

I'm not gonna say "I can fix him," since I know that there's no way anyone can fix him, but I am willing to look past Medic's red flags because hot damn that mann is handsome as hell.

@ronniemcnuttgaming959

16 күн бұрын

Please reach out for help. Everyone cares about you

"Medic has one thing going for him-" The burly beast. Thats it. Thats the only positive.

Scout has the boy loser aspect to him you gotta consider that

@Aahhabdnd

3 ай бұрын

he just like me fr

@deathclawplum

2 ай бұрын

the guyfail appeal

@nooneinparticular5256

Ай бұрын

He's like Phillip Fry.

@w0lfdog

28 күн бұрын

i'm attracted to endearing but stupid boy losers like moths are to bright lights

@usernametaken017

19 күн бұрын

the fcking loser rizz

"Blew up the Heavy's heart and replaced it with the Loch Ness Monster's." It was a mega baboon heart.

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

Can't believe Mr McFumbles got such an important fact wrong.

@TheDracoStar

4 ай бұрын

Knowing Medic though? He'd absolutly do that.

@madmanmortonyt4890

4 ай бұрын

I was about to say. I can't believed he fumbled that one.

@waitingfortheequinnox

4 ай бұрын

@@TheDracoStar Assuming he knows where the sea monsters are; the Scottish Government censors most information about it

@marcelzed1154

4 ай бұрын

I hope someone got fired for that blunder

“Baby I got the gasoline, let’s light it up” would make Pyro cream their pants if they understood what you said

I think you missed some positive things regarding Soldier; for instance, Soldier is very loyal; in the War Update comic, he initially refused to fight RED Demoman. He’s that loyal. Only after he was tricked by a fake recording of Demoman calling him a civilian is where he betrayed him. Another example of his loyalty is where he refuses to give up information regarding his friends or Allies and is willing to go through torture (even though he accidentally revealed that Ms.Pauling knew but that’s beside the point). Next Soldier really cares for others, as revealed by Merasmus when the wizard declared that if can’t kill him then he will kill everyone he cares or loves, which implies Soldier does care for his team. Side note in the Halloween comic and the Smismass Comic, it is shown that Soldier cares for children as in the Halloween comic he willingly accompanies children in Trick or Treating, and in the Smismass Comic, Soldier fights against that Santa Claus guy from abducting children. Also, I don’t think Soldier won’t probably care about what race or ethnicity you are as long you are classified as American and you love America (that you are not part of a country that was once part of the Axis powers during WW2). Take this fact for example, his friendship with the Demoman. Soldier sees Demoman as his best friend despite being Scottish and black which shows Soldier doesn’t care what race of color or ethnicity you are as long you’re 1). Live/Immigrated to America, 2). Love America. Also even after the war update it still hints their friendship from time to time. And now we take example of Zhanna, Heavy’s Sister! Soldier knows she is a Russian, yet he allows himself to be in a relationship with a Russian whom he would have deemed a communist. In case you point out that the Soldier would be too stupid to know she is Russian, he classified Heavy’s Mom as communist which means yes he knows Zhanna is Russian, but he didn’t care and fostered a relationship with her. Plus he called (wrongly) Heavy his ‘Brother-In-Law’ which shows he can make exceptions. These are some highlights of Soldier’s positive traits which makes him a decent partner. Does this justify the bad ones? No, it doesn’t but I’m adding additional positive information that makes Soldier a decent partner, Not a good one, but at least a decent one at best.

@axcieom

4 ай бұрын

Plus, he's kinda...

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh41

15 күн бұрын

​@@axcieom hi ross pfp

Before the video begins Heavy Just heavy

@TaisonSphereNo.4

4 ай бұрын

Hoovy is kredit to relationship

@Drazil232

4 ай бұрын

ye, ironically the crazy fat dude running around with a minigun he gave a name to is actually the smartest merc (next to spy & maybe medic) and actually cares for his family. + I just like big beefy men

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

Soldier is canonicaly in a relationship Edit: and Spy is a dad

@TM_Em0lga

4 ай бұрын

Heavy is my main

@Lukkundant

4 ай бұрын

​@@genericname2747 1. You wouldn't want to be soldier's girlfriend 2. Spy is a deadbeat dad

The fact that soldier is in a canon relationship and it’s going well might genuinely be the craziest fact this channel has ever told me. Dude went to storm Normandy after World War Two was over and this is the guy who can hold down a date, scout what the fuck are you doing bro

@gunfighter009

4 ай бұрын

Scout is hitting on high schoolers

@peterprime2140

4 ай бұрын

One can only buy so many buckets of chicken, it's basically impossible to score dates without them.

4 ай бұрын

His girlfriend being the Heavy's sister and seemingly taking up some of his insanity might be the part that takes the longest to process.

@bjwill9047

4 ай бұрын

@ it’s so good lmao, just her being racist on command to spy, the prejudice bit, and that nude fucking battle scene is now permanently seared into my mind as the funniest shit of all time. Also I cannot stress enough how badly scout fumbled that bag, if a women ripped off her clothes like that in front of me I am not taking the time to explain shit. We ball then we talk, as is the law of the universe.

@GrumpyOldMilk

4 ай бұрын

Yeah honestly the craziest thing about scout is that is is canonically NOT a virgin and that was the most shocking twist of "Expiration Date".

I love that "Which TF2 mercenary would make the best boyfriend?" is a genuine question.

i love how you highlighted NEARLY every problem with pyro. NEARLY. *he sees everyone as babies.*

@Aahhabdnd

3 ай бұрын

😬 that’s something…but like in a friend scenario I’d want pyro to be my friend before any of the others probably (maybe medic)

@lefishe5845

Ай бұрын

I feel like this is the actual biggest issue. I feel like they are romanticly inert inherently.

Most of the mercs: Talks about their strengths, weaknesses, how insane they are. Sniper: HOW MUCH PISS THOUGH

@jamesverner9132

3 ай бұрын

So much you probably will not be able to "do it" before he does an oopsie with you IN YOU.

@proxiiz2862

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamesverner9132 you fool I'm into that

@Snowie6606

Ай бұрын

@@jamesverner9132 some people would enjoy that sadly

@ploonette222

Ай бұрын

​@@jamesverner9132 He'll probably be like "holup I have to piss" and literally pulls out lmao

@Sonic.exe_uwu666

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

actually considering Engineer cut off his own hand for a robotic one and helped Medic capture a thief's brain in a pumpkin I feel like he's way less bland than you'd think

@nuggetsatan4574

4 ай бұрын

Can’t forget the fact that he’s a merc in the first place. There’s a reason he’s even there at all.

@tbotalpha8133

3 ай бұрын

Or that he built improved versions of Redmond and Blutarch's immortality machines.

@lefishe5845

2 ай бұрын

He's got a god complex which is hot

ENGIE IS NOT BORING!!!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL AND EVEN IF HE WAS I WOULD LOVE TO GO TO TEXAS ROADHOUSE WITH HIM

@PaolaCarlos

8 күн бұрын

HE IS SO MYSTERIOUS AND WEIRD AND CUTE AND GREAT UGHHH MAD

remember everything is bigger in texas

@Aahhabdnd

3 ай бұрын

BAHAHHAHAHAHAH

@sheepgrass500

Ай бұрын

Omg help 😭😭😭😭

Saying Medic is the worst is coward's talk, frankly. Firstly, you gotta appreciate a man who is so confidently evil in the 'cartoon villain' way. You are never going to have a hard time making conversation with him because he'll be all too eager to tell you about his latest lobotomized chimpanzee. Secondly, you've probably got yourself free access to the Medi-gun any time you need it, so whatever he does to you there's a good chance he'll juice you up with it and you'll walk it off fine, plus any injury from a minor cut on your finger to breaking your whole leg can be easily healed off for you, no medical bills required (though he may very politely request your spleen as thanks). Thirdly, do you not want to be able to brag about being part mega baboon? If you have the hubris to defy god and seek physical enhancement and the pursuit of immortality... well you're still probably better off with Engie but Medic's at least second in the making-you-live-forever category.

@Ilackbraincells

4 ай бұрын

I definitely want to brag about being part mega baboon. That's awesome.

@jakoblent4694

4 ай бұрын

also Medic is like one of the most handsome mercs we have so yeah

@Axqu7227

4 ай бұрын

Found the masochist with the medical kink!

@creditcrazy597

4 ай бұрын

The point of no medical bills is very appealing to the American gals.

@e5858

4 ай бұрын

@@creditcrazy597Gals? There are women here?!

As a gay person this is vital info

@2buberry

4 ай бұрын

As a bisexual hell yeah

@Saatananrotta

3 ай бұрын

as a trans queer guy i agree

@chips_lol9537

3 ай бұрын

​@2buberry286 bro gets no bitches no😭😭😭😭

@thelittleroden8982

3 ай бұрын

As a straight person this is vital info

@chips_lol9537

3 ай бұрын

As a this is vital info

7:40 since we know that the two main groups of people who can double jump are brazillians (MGR:R) and trans women (Celeste), this implies that scout discovered double jumping before trans women. I personally support the idea that double jumping was actually scout's gift to trans women sometime before he died.

@evil_gadgeteer

2 ай бұрын

alternately, scout is a trans woman

@Aaa-vp6ug

Ай бұрын

HECK YEAH!

@romalea

Ай бұрын

trans man who gifted double jumping to trans women wbk

Dude, youre forgetting that when not drunk, Tavish is a goddamn sweetheart. Forget the Money, hes a charming Scot with a good job, loves his mother and could provide for a family! Hes got that scottish charm out of every pore!!!

@BlooMonkiMan

Ай бұрын

Eyyup. That's probably why one of my own OCs has a Scottish gf

According to a promotional image, one of Demoman's jobs is a House Cleaner, and and apparently a pretty good one too.

@rchaelk2319

4 ай бұрын

Well, if you know how to make various bombs, it isn't far fetched that you will know your way with chemicals for cleaning. It's actually so interesting wtf

@thatradfailure5197

4 ай бұрын

Really? I'd love to know where to find it, if you know!

@nyvve1

4 ай бұрын

Probably so clean, it almost looks as if the house was never built.

@supermudkipz

4 ай бұрын

@@nyvve1 funnily enough he was featured in “10 home cleaners that won’t kill you”

Well, Medic has *two* things going for him. Confidence... And the man really is *genuinely* conventionally attractive. It's very hard to look at a given 'fashionable' medic loadout and not go 'damn'. There's a good reason some medic loadouts put out an almost Superman-look. At the very least, you're trading safety for glamour with the man.

@illegalmemedealer3549

4 ай бұрын

Medic is the TF2 character with the most porn drawn of him. Yes, that includes Miss Pauling. He might steal your kidneys, but damn he’ll look good doing it

@reur3965

4 ай бұрын

Plus, we have actually never seen someone die under medics care (the opposite even)

@boopsdoops

4 ай бұрын

hell yeah, man, dude is my main for many reasons n he aint half bad looks-wise 9 times outta 10

@starlosa

4 ай бұрын

The moment the burly beast comes out it’s over for us (if anything it proves he’s also really muscular under that lab coat)

@nameless......................

4 ай бұрын

honestly i just wanna Meet The Medic (pun intended) 1. he could be benefitted if I decided to give him Magic Energy 2. i would learn from him, he does have a lot of medical knowledge after all.

Demoman's parental issues would 100% be something he projects onto every relationship. You didn't mention it here, but before he was adopted by his blood parents, he was adopted by a different family which he proceeded to accidentally blow up. There's a REASON why he calls himself "just a one-eyed bloody monster" during his drunken ramblings.

@lefishe5845

4 ай бұрын

Poor guy

@w0lfdog

28 күн бұрын

i could fix him probably. hopefully

@Snowie6606

8 күн бұрын

​@@w0lfdog you can't fix him but he will be for sure grateful your trying

scout would be the best pathetic bf, he could be at the basket ball court and say "this is for you" and miss in the best way

@w0lfdog

28 күн бұрын

scout would grab a guitar to serenade you, and the moment he plucks a string the entire guitar would just collapse in on itself

Engineer is the mercenary you'd bring home to meet your parents

@electricfishfan7159

4 ай бұрын

This is the real question. Who would you be willing to commit to and show your parents. Heavy, Engie, and Sniper are really the only respectable options. Or Medic if your family is interesting. Or Spy if you have no self-respect.

@tbotalpha8133

3 ай бұрын

@@electricfishfan7159 I think you'd need to be part of the Addams Family for Medic to not raise any eyebrows.

I love how Bumble McFumbles sequels go from "Kanto to Johto" to "War Crimes to Boyfriends" Edit: Thanks for 5 likes! Edit 2: Holy crap thanks for 50 likes!! Edit III: Oh my god thanks for 100 likes this is amazing!

@gnixoblrig8445

4 ай бұрын

Now we just need Punch Out fighters based on how hot they are lol and I will be satisfied I'm willing to bet that spy is gonna be #1

@jonathanpayne4772

4 ай бұрын

Next it’ll be Hoenn and Presidents

@zapadap1328

4 ай бұрын

Boxing infractions to boxing infractions

@segadoeswhatnintendont

4 ай бұрын

Punch out- rules to cartoon ape

@jesuisunstroopwafel

4 ай бұрын

​@jonathanpayne4772 you mean Hoenn and most fashionable.

finally, the tf2 sex update

21:39 But Heavy names his weapons after his sisters. Meaning he's not treating his miniguns as his girlfriends but as family members akin to how you would treat a cat or a dog.

@BlooMonkiMan

Ай бұрын

Well in that case Heavy is pretty much flawless. If I was any lonelier, I'd actually give him a shot.

Today I learned that I can't date Soldier because he is already taken. I've never been more heart-broken.

@axcieom

4 ай бұрын

SHE TOOK HIM FROM ME 😭😭😭

@girlfriendcita

4 ай бұрын

Fuck the comics cannon. We can all date him anyways❤

@marrocovin

4 ай бұрын

hey listen soldier has 2 arms for a reason. problem solved: polyamory

@fizzy_buzz

4 ай бұрын

@@marrocovin I love this solution for the crazy helmet goober

@leedaniel365

4 ай бұрын

My good friend, that is only the RED Soldier. As far as I know, the BLU Soldier is still single! Do with that information what you will.

It was a funny gag how you said "The biggest thing holding Pyro back from partner status" and then named off all the reasons they're my ideal partner

@bubblesbomb8949

4 ай бұрын

❤Asbestos❤ 😊😊😊

@noti7510

4 ай бұрын

I feel like pyro shouldn't be considered able to give valid consent anyway

@bubblesbomb8949

4 ай бұрын

@@noti7510 Yeah, you gotta point there. There is no however.

@lefishe5845

4 ай бұрын

​@@noti7510ya know thats very valid.

@klinxium8627

4 ай бұрын

@@noti7510y not

i dont care if medic turns my fingers into tentacles hes perfect for me a "confident crazy German doctor" what more could you ask for?

@BlooMonkiMan

Ай бұрын

You could ask for finger tentacles. I'm sure that'll do something in the bedroom...

I COMPLETELY LOSE IT WHEN AFTER HE EXPLAINED MEDICS THEN IT CUTS TO A LINE WHERE HE SAID "how much does sniper piss?" LOLLL

I'm calling it, heavey. He's the most caring guy out of all the mercs, he's an intellectual and not a kill happy gunman. He has a degree in Russian literature.

@Bluestlark

4 ай бұрын

NOT A KILL HAPPY GUNMAN?!?! bro so many of his lines is him laughing at how many babies he mows down, also that one engineer story. Nah mah dude is insane, but he might be traumatized.

@Arcana_zero_studios

4 ай бұрын

@@Bluestlark ok look he enjoys what he does but it isn't what defines him as a person. There's more to the man than his gun... although now that I think about you'd prolly be his side piece when compared to sasha.

@self-proclaimedanimator

4 ай бұрын

Should have listened to his engie torture story

@self-proclaimedanimator

4 ай бұрын

Should have listened to his engie torture story

@myceliddemigod147

4 ай бұрын

you would be his 4th pick istg his priorities are just 1.Sasha 2. his family 3. Medic for some reason 4. you

Engineer has a little crazy in him. Career Killer aside some of his lines imply a god complex

@marley7868

4 ай бұрын

also the fact that he politely threatened his bosses life for touching him and sending a life current of electricity in his body

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

And his solution to problems is Gun.

@legallyguidomista4015

4 ай бұрын

Also his weapon taunt with the stock wrench sounds like a mad scientist. He probably gave Medic his amputated arm. Also he and Medic perform messed up experiments together.

@iwouldneverbepurple

4 ай бұрын

he also stops playing the guitar for a bit and smiles when someone dies to his sentry, which i wouldnt say a sane person would do

@sinyu4015

3 ай бұрын

​​@@marley7868in his defense, that was after Blutarch told him they violated his grandfathers tomb Ofc he would threatened him

"Engie is just so bland," i can't believe you're saying this about my darling wife of many years. he's just as insane as the rest! we're taking our stuff and LEAVING (finishing this video and probably subscribing)

The level of detail you went into just to describe how much Sniper pisses made me think you were going to opt for a dong joke.

I will also add in two things in favor of Scout over Spy; he seems to be in it for the long haul, and he is ok with children. He did turn down Zhanna to wait for Miss Pauling, and is the only merc not against the kids when Soldier tries to hide them during trick or treating, where Spy vanished as soon as Scout came into the picture.

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

Pyro likes kids too. He once canceled school for like, 6 years because he burned all the books

@JaneDoeValentine

4 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747was it because they like kids or like to burn books.

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

@@JaneDoeValentine both

@JaneDoeValentine

4 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747 I mean there’s no evidence to support they like kids tho

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

@@JaneDoeValentine there's no evidence to disprove it

I'm a passionate Medic lover, and yeah, you're right, I would probably be dead before he says " I love you".

@Playlists-That-I-Like-To-Make

4 ай бұрын

But would you still risk it?

@Meiliina

4 ай бұрын

@@Playlists-That-I-Like-To-Make I've made bad decisions with men before, what's one more

@Playlists-That-I-Like-To-Make

4 ай бұрын

@@Meiliina With Medic is different. I'll also risk it

@Meiliina

4 ай бұрын

@@Playlists-That-I-Like-To-Make I can change him, with my love! We can do this!

@SpectralPhantXm

4 ай бұрын

​@@Meiliina All you need is a little Heart-to-heart... As in literally sewing 2 hearts together and then putting it into the body of a person to see if they can live twice as long

Pyro is an interesting case, because while they're constantly hallucinating, those hallucinations happen to perfectly align with extremely brutal and efficient murder. Yet somehow they always know who they're supposed to kill, and when to stop killing. Combine this with them somehow becoming a CEO, and it seems like Pyro's affliction compels them be the very best at whatever their current task is. My hypothesis is that Pyro is the result of some sort of brainwashing experiment. Probably a way to disconnect soldiers from the atrocities they were committing. This also explains how they can build and operate incendiary weaponry. They used to be a trained professional before whatever happened.

"Scout Real name: Jeremy Elbertson" My fuckin' man

The medic simps are going to be so mad at you.

@Ilackbraincells

4 ай бұрын

indeed

@noname-vu1mm

4 ай бұрын

We're not, we already know we're going to die, and most of us are okay with that.

@clockworkrabbits6767

3 ай бұрын

look, I simp for medic because he's a maniac and I want to watch the horrors he commits :) if I ever got the chance to meet him, I wouldn't let him near my body with a 10 foot pole

@nameless......................

3 ай бұрын

​@@noname-vu1mmi think you mean that you know you will NEVER die

@AverageConsumer-uj8sm

3 ай бұрын

all of these comments are defending medic and honestly he deserves it

37:28 They’re called ossicones! They’re basically skin and hair covered bone. Male giraffes use them in “necking” (yes that is the real word for it) where they fight while use their heads and necks like a mace and fight to assert dominance. Due to this, many male giraffes in the wild tend to have have thicker ossicones without hair tuffs on them. Bonus fact: Okapis (my 3rd favorite animal and the closest living relative to the giraffe) have them as well. For the record, I knew this off of the top of my head and now you will too.

@genericname2747

4 ай бұрын

And male giraffes drink female giraffe pee. It all connects back to pee.

@frownyclowny6955

4 ай бұрын

Bless

@daiymohermitaurenjoyer9160

4 ай бұрын

@genericname2747 snipers spirit animal

@LocalSlasher

4 ай бұрын

You know who else *loves* giraffes? ...Tycho

@FreshestCool

4 ай бұрын

I haven’t gotten to this part of the video yet and this comment really frightens me

“Isn’t this kinda gay?” “Where are you getting that kinda from?” I can not express how amazing this is.

In all fairness to sniper, he did also drink an entire pot of coffee in 3 hours. If i did that id probably have to piss every 20 minutes too. Maybe when hes not caffeinated he pisses at a more normal rate

i love the tf2 community so much for stuff like this

@Z_Viper08

4 ай бұрын

also this was the first comment and i didn’t even have to point it out in the original comment

@starmaker75

4 ай бұрын

Look I know these merc are kill happy and their qetch for blood will be done , but how good are they at being boyfriends?

@NuggetGal

4 ай бұрын

what so long without a major update does to a community

The Pyro pronoun switcheroo bit gives me life ngl

Medic would steal your heart, literally

"You pick Engineer, the one guy with stability?" Me who has a crush on Engineer because of his calm nature, positivism, intelligence and story role: Excuse me?

I hope the sequel to this is "which punch-out character is the best boyfriend" and there's like 10 minutes of just dumping on aran ryan--and then directly contrast that as to why DK would be best boyfriend

@WarTie

4 ай бұрын

yEs.

@rugbug531

4 ай бұрын

Oh my god PLEASE

@Sagninaw

4 ай бұрын

Beat hugger because he is a bear 😭

@demi-femme4821

4 ай бұрын

1. Great Tiger. He can literally do "A Whole New World" with you. 2. Piston Hondo. He's very serious but there's nothing wrong with him. 3. Disco Kid. He's a little intense, but otherwise fine 4. Bear Hugger is kind of gross but he's not a bad dude. 5. Mr. Sandman. He's pretty alright for the most part, but his pre-Title Defense cutscene shows some anger issues. Very destructive anger issues. 6. Glass Joe is a total loser. And also French. 7. Don Flamenco. He puts on a very romantic persona, but he has a lot of insecurity. You'll have a sweet honeymoon phase and an ugly divorce. 8. If you thought Glass Joe was a loser, Von Kaiser is somehow even more pathetic. 9. King Hippo. Take every problem with Bear Hugger and magnify it. 10. Soda Popinski. Either he's constantly drunk or he and everything he owns would be incredibly, disgustingly sticky. 11. Super Macho Man is rich, but he's so far up his own ass that working with him would be impossible. 12. Bald Bull. Do I need to elaborate? 13. Aran Ryan. He tickles that poor guy in his first intro cutscene for no reason. He gets in fights with the audience. He's a dick and he does it maliciously.

@shadowclaw7210

4 ай бұрын

@@demi-femme4821 surprised you didn’t mention Hondo liking manga or pirating it.

The 3rd job is stated as "cleaner", he is even on the cover of an in-universe professional cleaning magazine

37:04 “Next up is Sniper…**PISS-**” **Why you gotta do my guy like that?** 🤣💀

@Aahhabdnd

3 ай бұрын

fr i was so sad

Nobody talks about Demoman being the odd one in his family for only losing one eye while his bloodline is entirely blind from demolition. His mom keeps bringing this as Demoman not working hard enough despite working multiple jobs and lives in a mansion

@Bbobadoobie

2 ай бұрын

Yesss I think about this literally all the time, it’s one of my favourite parts of his character,, it’s so interesting

"so let's get even more attached" was a jumpscare because I hadn't read the title

9:46 - Funny thing is, in the TF2 Universe, rocket jumping was the main method of getting up and down floors of buildings before Abraham Lincoln invented STAIRS. No, seriously.

You going on for minutes about how bad a partner scout is and then saying he has the mandate of heaven was so funny I nearly choked on my drink.

I love how you change pronounces when talking about Pyro... "He wants to spread her fire since they're a psychopath... They're f$cked, she needs fire..."

Yeah sure, Medic might try to experiment on you, but hey, free health care! now that's a man who can steal my heart! wait medic NO DONT

@frank8917

3 ай бұрын

Say goodbye to your skeleton

@nameless......................

3 ай бұрын

aand that is why you specify METAPHORICALLY

"what you see is what you'll get" is not what i want to hear about a guy who literally turns invisible

@Thom_Foolery

3 ай бұрын

I am ashamed that I read that to the tune of What You See by Oingo Boingo.

what 2000+ days with no update does to a fanbase

The downside for dating ANY of these guys is the cold haunting mystery of whether or not your boyfriend died and is a ghost, clone, or possible robot.

As someone who recently discovered that they were VERY bisexual, this is exactly what I needed. Thanks jack!

@meem6154

4 ай бұрын

I know what bisexual is but what is VERY bisexual? I didn’t even think bisexuality could be exaggerated but apparently it can be.

@WarTie

4 ай бұрын

@@meem6154it’s the final boss of bisexuality

@therandomtransformersanima6236

4 ай бұрын

@@meem6154 it’s like bisexual, but you like both genders even more than normally. Essentially bisexual x2

@meem6154

4 ай бұрын

@@therandomtransformersanima6236 that’s 200% sexuality!

@therandomtransformersanima6236

4 ай бұрын

@@meem6154 exactly

Lest we forget that engie cut off his own hand to install the gunslinger

Demoman constantly having a real one and being dead-busy with his jobs shows that he just needs some love, and appreciation... and *YEARS* of therapy. Anyway, I can fix him.

“Birthday party at my place, nobody showed up last week so I just had it again” real af for that tbh

@lefishe5845

4 ай бұрын

Hurt to listen to honestly.

I find it funny how the most datable merc is in love with the least datable merc, if we consider the Voice Actor's doings to be canon

@Bluestlark

3 ай бұрын

it's not cannon but considering they're giving us all the content and valve isn't... though what they're doing is quite funny regardless if it's cannon or not

@San_Ari

2 ай бұрын

Yeah and thats why they are such a great duo (and i ship them)

@San_Ari

2 ай бұрын

Yeah and thats why they are such a great duo (and i ship them)

@BlooMonkiMan

Ай бұрын

Wait, the VAs for Heavy and Medic are together?

@HumanPersonYes

Ай бұрын

@@BlooMonkiMan no they just like to act out scenarios of heavy and medic dating

...well I was going to continue panic editing, but my hands are tied. New Bumbles Mcfumbles dropped, I know my priorities.

Viewer: ”Hay Bumbles, doesn’t making a video like this make you look gay?” Bumbles: “Yes, and… what’s the problem here?”

I still think that Demo should be higher than Scout, he might be drunk half the time but he's like... Functional drunk? Like he competes with fellow mercenaries while half drunk and does just as good. Plus it's shown many times he can be stable, like in his mansion with his mom and him going to fairs and sports with Soldier and such. Compare to Scout, who blows his wads all over some Tom Jones Funko Pops, eat hot chip and lie, I know I'd prefer the Scot I can fix him

@hatientacetlen4246

4 ай бұрын

Yeah Demo is a good guy (takes care of his mother and sword, maintains a friendship with blue soldier) with issues (alchoholism, inability to stand up to his mother, cursed eyesocket) but scout is a violent manchild.

@neoclassicalsuccubus2899

4 ай бұрын

@@hatientacetlen4246 Literally the choice between Facebook Dad and Redditor Kid

Clicked for the amazing title, stayed for the piss analysis

@nameless......................

3 ай бұрын

analypiss*

@SchmiblorFlumbo

3 ай бұрын

Yes, yes. Thank you. How could I be so foolish?

Your choice to play Goenitz's theme when Medic showed up tells me more about this man's level of instability and depravity than any words ever could.

@bumblesmcfumbles

4 ай бұрын

koko desu ka

@SnugWugs137

4 ай бұрын

@@bumblesmcfumbles sorry, I don’t speak Italian.

Heavy, because he's the most capable of picking me up and pinning me to a wall.

@viebs_chiev

2 ай бұрын

REAL