The amount of intensity in this man’s conversations with himself is insane

@magasaurus7210

8 ай бұрын

Whatchu talkin about Willis?

@lilyflare2

8 ай бұрын

For anyone with anxiety, this is just a common self conversation.

@SonyaBladesBooty

7 ай бұрын

Could you hush?

@nbabackcourtmedia

7 ай бұрын

@@SonyaBladesBooty ?

@dec13666

7 ай бұрын

Hold on a sec: are you saying you don't have soliloquies like this intense, on a regular basis? 👀

Him getting hit in the face with the disgraced stick of celery at the end killed me 😂

@TrueRetroflection

8 ай бұрын

_How's that? Everybody eats._

@gregraj

7 ай бұрын

How's that? It happened so fast I thought he used his hand 😂😂😂

@dbaki3940

7 ай бұрын

Probably the one he bottomed with too.

@TiredHighProductions

7 ай бұрын

The opposite of disgraceful, really. It was done in the act of his holy grace after all, praise be his gumbiness

@FabrizioBianchi

7 ай бұрын

The literal final touch. So meta!

as a celibate my whole life, I see this as an absolute win

@superbadisfunmy

8 ай бұрын

Stay strong my celibate fellow man ✊🏿

@Thebriceisright

8 ай бұрын

DonT let the salad survivors. Aka the houseplant homies hear about this

@Bmx2live2008

8 ай бұрын

Not by choice though huh

@adrielshahbazi-matin7446

7 ай бұрын

Bro is like 12

@robertortiz-wilson1588

7 ай бұрын

Epic

"Sometimes you top sometimes you bottom" that fucking sent me 😂

@its_dey_mate

8 ай бұрын

wazup? fuckin side eyes him

@machellsimon

8 ай бұрын

Wassup?

@jean-mariecorda3703

8 ай бұрын

wassup ???

@lostone9700

7 ай бұрын

I was not expecting that.

@infinitevoid___

7 ай бұрын

Remember, it’s a waste if you don’t eat them…

Fun fact: Andrew said in an interview that he prepared for the role of the orange t-shirt guy for six months. Now that's dedication.

@cadettrev762

7 ай бұрын

Did he method act?

@Pickleslip

7 ай бұрын

Herd he don’t drop character till there’s a DVD commentary.

@silverhawkroman

7 ай бұрын

he's going really ham on the dad jokes... wait, is Andrew turning into a dad?? *dramatic music intensifies*

@VanezArt

7 ай бұрын

False. It’s Christian Bale with a bit of makeup.

"nah bro your etymology is way off" 😂

So for the record: "celibate" comes from Latin "caelebs", meaning "single, unmarried." And "celery" ultimately comes from Ancient Greek "selinon", a word from time immemorial meaning "celery". Celery is truly eternal.

@positivelynegative9149

7 ай бұрын

When does "celebrate" enter the picture? 🤔

@andrewlance3898

7 ай бұрын

@@positivelynegative9149Different Latin root - "celebratus" means "to attend in great numbers"

@bjb7587

7 ай бұрын

Pedantic. 😂

@LlywellynOBrien

7 ай бұрын

You are doing good work man!

@mbrochh82

7 ай бұрын

Shut up *smack*

I lost it when he said “MF THATS GUMBY” 💀

@Tzgrey77

7 ай бұрын

WHOSE GUMBY?

"Sacrifice your body, purify your soul bro" I am deceased

@nastiestNate

7 ай бұрын

He's just speaking matter-of-fact.

That second "NAH MAN, THIS IS WILD" carried an emotion I cannot hope to describe. Kudos, man.

Y’all kept talking bout how lowkey profound Andrew’s content is and THIS is what you get 😂

@bobbodaskank

7 ай бұрын

Well sometimes we top and sometimes we bottom

@DominicGreene72

7 ай бұрын

And he just keeps proving them right. I never knew celery had these extra uses outside of the kitchen

@mysteriousj3019

7 ай бұрын

I mean, if you don't think this is profound then I feel you ultimately completely missed the whole vibe of this channel. Luckily, all you have to do to repent is to let celery into your heart, and your ass, and then your mouth, in that order.

My face dropped when the twist was revealed

@williamjenkins4913

7 ай бұрын

Which one?

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

7 ай бұрын

Your whole face? Not your jaw?

"Nah bro, your etymology is way off" 😂 As a language lover/linguist, this full-on sent me over the edge! 🤣

Sending some love your way. Your content is top notch. I encourage everyone to chip in a little to keep this running. It's like donating to your local PBS station, except with much funnier results.

@phoenixgirl70

3 ай бұрын

Oh I just found his channel and have been binging! Yeah I just looked and he doesn’t have a Patreon. That’s really unusual now days! I guess it could end up being an added stress but some just like giving thanks. He and his brother write the best stuff and the performances are perfection!

I see Andrew, I click.

@maouzen7109

7 ай бұрын

We're simple men

@drproton85

7 ай бұрын

​@@maouzen7109Men of culture.

@gregraj

7 ай бұрын

Same

@Arctic_roach

7 ай бұрын

​@@drproton85gentleman of culture

Becoming a celibe is like vowing to never climb mount everest

@annyeong5810

8 ай бұрын

I also became a pokemon from a bright, distant future

@13jorino

8 ай бұрын

Since 1994, my new years resolution was to not make new years resolutions. The only one I've ever kept in 50 years.

@BigBootyBatman

7 ай бұрын

​@@13jorinoisn't that technically a new years resolutions that you repeat every year?

@13jorino

7 ай бұрын

@@BigBootyBatman if one day I decide to quit responding to utube trolls and idiots (which is a habit I'd like to break) and actually do it, does that mean I made one resolution or does that mean I decided to every time there is a stupid comment like this?

@BigBootyBatman

7 ай бұрын

@@13jorino you would be actively deciding against that habit every time. You are the sum of your decisions. if you're faced with a decision upon seeing a KZread comment directed to you of replying or not replying and you do the latter multiple times, then you did it out of your own volition.

A return to the classic format. Like encountering an old and dear friend.

@positivelynegative9149

7 ай бұрын

I read that as, "Like entering an old dear friend.". 😳

@ctargtar

7 ай бұрын

​@@positivelynegative9149like befriending an old deer

@positivelynegative9149

7 ай бұрын

@@ctargtar 😳 x 10

@Arctic_roach

7 ай бұрын

​@@positivelynegative9149📸

Bro, one of the few comedians that actually makes me laugh out loud. Not nose snort, not chuckle, but genuinely LAUGH

@DavidMartinez-yf6fd

7 ай бұрын

Damn it, I didn't know he was Canadian. It's been real, Andrew 🤛🤛✌️

Hey, I just found your channel last week and I went through every video before I knew it! Your style genuinely puts me in a better mood and I can’t appreciate those vibes enough. Have a good day and thanks for all your hard work! ♥️

@eunie9

7 ай бұрын

I think this is the first time I’ve seen this feature on KZread

@shaneh1003

7 ай бұрын

Those aren’t vibes; They’re chemicals released by your body that temporarily effect your mood to mimic natural vibes of source.

You're one of the funniest, most creative dudes on the planet. I hope you spend this $10 on something tasty or fun.

@PriNcEoFSpAcE009

7 ай бұрын

Probably gonna spend it on celery.

@PriNcEoFSpAcE009

7 ай бұрын

I guess that makes it both(?)

Physically impossible for Andrew to release a video that doesn't change my life every single time.

"THAT'S GUMBY! FUCK!" really got me rolling. 😂

Bro's out having ants on a log with that homemade peanutbutter and chocolate

@mentalwig420

7 ай бұрын

Lol I just explained ants on a log to a friend and he didn't know what it was. Small town school breakfasts ftw!

@nickmonk7945

7 ай бұрын

No you didn’t

@galaxyvulture6649

7 ай бұрын

​@@mentalwig420show him this video when they eat another one

I cackled like the wicked witch at the end. Funniest skit I've witnessed in a long time

Man’s preaching facts 🙏🏼

Split screen is truly a cinematic masterpiece moment

@bjb7587

7 ай бұрын

AI generated.

I’ll never see veggie tales the same way after watching this

Better plot than the newest Marvel movie, more twists than an M. Night Shamamamama film. Truly a cinematic masterpiece.

@tearainey1

7 ай бұрын

I like how Shama's name is like Bendylick Cumberbach. We all know who's up for discussion

When the celery bounced off his face, I completely fell apart 😂

Dude has bangers every time....

Andrew. You have perfected this format. Keep em coming bud. Love your work.

nah man if you hit me with a celery after that revelation we both have to die immediately after

The celery slap at the end got me good!

i lost it at the "its not a waste if you eat them after." legit cackled.

My initial reaction to his character arcs is a mix of ‘What on earth was that?’, ‘What’s wrong with this guy?’, and ‘Why would anyone do that?’. But then I remember Jeff’s answer when someone asked him how he was doing and I go “yeah..this makes sense!”

The way he says "wassup" is legendary

"MOTHERFKR THAT'S GUMBY!!!" I'm dead with this😂😂

This man stays with the twists and makes SURE not to forget the turns. It's always the turns...

I am beginning to think that Gumby wasn’t made out of play dough. He was created out of pre chewed gum found under school desks and cafeteria tables. 😂

My day has been made infinitely better lmao

I thought at the end he would ask "Wait, about those vegetable soup we ate yesterday?"

@bjb7587

7 ай бұрын

Where did you put those lima beans?

@johnmcgraw3568

4 ай бұрын

Cream of celery😂

I patiently wait for the black tee to say “WASSUP?” .. that’s when I know the sketch about to turnup!!!!

"nah bro, your etymology is way off" LMFAO

That celery toss towards the end nearly took my breath away 😂

I get this grocery store humour. Sometimes I will walk around the grocer and just start laughing to myself but I dare not tell anyone the tales I come up with. Andrew truly has courage.

Undoubtedly one of the best and funniest KZreadrs out there😂

I'm not gonna lie, the whole thing was wildly entertaining. But the celery at the end? That's what got me! 😂😂😂

Celery is a top product, but with the refrigeration it requires, it's often bottom

These twists are better than any movie I’ve ever seen

please never stop making youtube videos, you're 10/10

The sweating when he's like "wassup?" 🤣

I was a celibate all my life and didn’t even know it…

That shaky "this is wild" 😂😂😂😂

He's adding zinc to his celery like a chad.

This is probably the most hilarious video you've done

"The prophets!?" - 1:09 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The celery in in the face was gold :D

THE HERESY!!! but in his case hercelery!!! 😂 Bro the celery being thrown at the end killed me! 😂😂😂

that surprise ending tho, caught me off guard hahaha

Bachelor ‘til the Rapture, boys

@DurzoBlint178

8 ай бұрын

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯

Still the best comedy on the platform. Love this stuff, you are killing it

Had to pause the video to finish laughing when he brought out Gumby.

Was not expecting the split screen but man that ramped up the reactions.

That took multiple turns like he did with the celery

Don’t ask him what he’s been doing to celebrate

Andrew, if you ever come across this comment - your comedy is brilliant man, So funny, love from the UK 🤙🏼

@drewarchibald7178

7 ай бұрын

He comes across celery, not comments 🙄

@gregraj

7 ай бұрын

​@@drewarchibald7178wasn't ready for this reply which made me cackle! 😂

Christian Bale's transformation from Machinist to Batman ain't nothing compared to my man putting on an orange t-shit, that show dedication to the craft!

"Sometimes you top, Sometimes you bottom" Two words to live by😂

I have been enjoying your vids for while dude, you comedic timing is so spot on. And your drama is so convincing I forget that it is comedy sometimes.

“That’s Gumby!” 😂

Haha i love it when the conversation intensifies and he starts to sweat 😂❤ pure comedy gold

I do love the wassup first part and then the horror ass related horror. Great format.

Bro is a menace to society 💀

Bro these are my favorite videos. The 1 on 1, sweat, tense music in the background I’m dead 😅

It's the gradually growing sweating for me 😂😂😂

Dying with laughter as always Love your content.

Was just waiting for someone to say: “Oh I just spilt my celery juice … I’m a bit of a spiller!” 😅 Love your stuff, man! Ever in Denmark; you should perform stand up! … actually … ever anywhere; you should perform stand up!

Bro took an 3AM skit idea and just FLEW with it, that craftsmanship right there.

My old ass brain lost it at gumby 😂😂

This went from psychological horror to drama then back to psychological horror in a plot twist in less than 3min

This entire video was wild and I love it lol

This is peak comedy. You are a master 😂

“Shut up” *celery toss* 😂🤣

Emagine overhearing a conversation like this at a bar

As a youtube shorts commenter as I see this as an absolute win

As usual the editing and comedic timing is on point. You rarely find youtubers that are consistently funny, hats off to you bro, keep it up.

"you just some lost soul, hooked on the pleasure of the flesh" damn..

playing off yourself the way you do it is so good man, props to your creativity!

Bro, you got me dying at the Gumby

Nah bro threw me off with that celery thing 😂

This had 3x more plot twists or "but wait did you just say?" moments than usual

bro 🤣🤣🤣. shoulda caked the celery with some nutella at the end so when it hit you it left some on your face.

Andrew. You are one of the only creators that gets me actually for real laughing 😂😂😂

@robertortiz-wilson1588

7 ай бұрын

Same with me!

"THAT'S MUHFUCKING GUMBY BRO!" 😂😭💀

It’s a waste unless you eat them too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marbles863

8 ай бұрын

Well that went from 10 to 11

I love this guy. He kills it every time. Please keep making these films.

“Let’s not low blow and use the word ‘fondle’, okay?” 😂😂😂

this is one of your best works, the sound effects and editing are great

when bro starts eating blades of grass

@airplanes_aren.t_real

8 ай бұрын

He's touching grass a little bit too well

That celery finisher… cherry on the sundae, baby. 👌🏽