My mom rearranges my face when I talk back to her 💀

@MysticLGD

Жыл бұрын

You have a face left?

@Dr.Meme-Man

Жыл бұрын

My dad rearranged my butt with a belt back in the day. I know the feeling

@MysticLGD

Жыл бұрын

@@Dr.Meme-Man butt looking like handsome Squidward afterwards.

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

How are you alive

@orbboom6119

Жыл бұрын

The power of the chancleta

that first girl watched too many horror movies and BOY WAS SHE READY TO FIGHT FOR HER LIFE

11:24 That is a perfectly cut scream if I have ever heard one.

I just realized that those 'rearrange kid's face' videos are the "your face might get stuck like that", but with instant results. 😂

11 years ago I used a shock therapy device, (along with franks red hot), to teach myself to sing high notes.

@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy

Жыл бұрын

Is this masochism or raw determination?

@DannyplrRyan

Жыл бұрын

@@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy It helped the muscles tense and release making it like 50 times quicker, (The franks was just tasty)

@cjwalker2149

Ай бұрын

@@DannyplrRyanYOU WHAT?

@DannyplrRyan

Ай бұрын

@@cjwalker2149 It worked lol. I can sing defying gravity, dream on, bohemian rhapsody

ok but the paper popper just took me like 2 decades back LMAO

6:17 bruh I saw him on tiktok few seconds ago but got even more drinks 😂😂

So, years ago, I was meeting a friend in the evening to work on a building project. I had just survived parent teacher conferences and was really tired/emotionally drained. Right as I was walking up to the door of the shed where my friend was working, he happened to open the door to come out for a smoke. I’m a woman, but because I was so drained, my voice came out really low. I said, “Hey,” but it didn’t sound like me. This along with it being dark and me being about two inches from the door when he opened it, scared the hell out of him. He, like the lady in the video, had a hammer in hand. I saw the attack gaze in his eyes turn to recognition and then fear as he realized he was in the process of swinging the hammer. All this took less than a second. He actually turned his body and swung at the air behind him. I always thought it was funny that his brain couldn’t stop the arm swing, but could have his legs turn him away. Anyway, I learned to text my arrival after that, lol

You kidding me, y'all need all the rain you can get

Those subtitle glasses are so awesome!! I still want to learn ASL, but that’s such a fantastic development!!

That automatic parking didn’t hit anything it just slams on the breaks when it’s done so it scared them cuz it’s surprising. You can even see they’re rear view screen show that they were still a bit away from another car

Should have saved these vids for when i was feeling down sometime but i decided to indulge this morning

13:42 fucking dark souls water levels in a nutshell.

She not crying cause of him but cause the mirror broke

@AliceBunny05

11 ай бұрын

are you sure? I'm pretty sure in that situation she's probably crying because she literally almost killed him. she was one second away from murdering someone. the mirror is literally easily replaceable, in what world is she crying about that 💀

4:40 I use RTX Voice to do noise removal and it works pretty well. I think ClearCast is strictly SteelSeries related.

Coffee coffee

12:27 HAAAAAAAY YOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUUYSSSS!

2:25 well she kinda did murder that mirror if that counts

lol

9:58 sir you GET to lotion a cat,what are you complaining about.

Also the paper popper has a bigger implication considering the increase of shootings. It's noise sounds very much like a loud gunshot.

Nothing to see here, just an average day in Australia when a fucking Kangaroo rolls up to your front door 😂

does anyone happen to know what headphones skitten is using? they look so cool 😭😭

My mom used to use the holy backhanded bitch slap.

10:20 hairless cats exist preciselly because of outdoor desert environments.

On the marshmallow clip, some of you did not watch Hannah teaching us how to make smore ghostiest on My Scarygodmother on cartoon network during halloween and it shows

@furrrytractor3049

Жыл бұрын

That’s also where I learned that from

He said it’s a little ruff cause it’s a small dog

You can let sphinxes outside they be fine for the most part

6:46 my guess it’s from five guys

im sick

Please watch malswrld

my voice goes out for a different reason after a concert 😉

6:40 "-McDonalds? -No that's fast food" What? And all of those other ones aren't? I may be eurotrash but I know Taco Bell is fast food.

@SkittenSays

Жыл бұрын

I was saying that it couldn't be buffalo wild wings, because it had to be a fast food place.

@carlblix7794

Жыл бұрын

@@SkittenSays Oh OK. I don't know that franchise, but if you say it's not fast food then I guess I've learned that today.

OH OKAY!!!! you ain't got nothing to say about beavers but you got specieist hate against raccoons??? I literally can't even rn. 🤪🤣😅

2:11 fucked around and almost found out

@daisyjoy242

Жыл бұрын

What’s why you don’t f around

Whoever reads this - somewhere in this comment section, there's a bot-chain talking up some bullshit: if ya'll see it, report it. Other then that, hope you have a wonderful day/evening!

(Around 13:23) Sub vs Dub debaters are gonna lose their s**t... The writing's on the wall when it's time to talk with someone... With these glasses the jokes just write themselves... I'll leave.

If sphinx cats can't go outside, where do they come from? Are they a species, or is it a condition that can occur in any cat?

@Mothobius

Жыл бұрын

They can't be a species. All domestic animals are the same species just different breeds. So for example, a pitbull and great Dane are the same species, just modified to be very different. So a sphynx cat is just a modified breed. They don't usually look like that.

@DJMoiyMoiy

Жыл бұрын

@@Mothobius That's so interesting. Thank you for explaining.

@Mothobius

Жыл бұрын

@@DJMoiyMoiy Np. I see a lot of people refer to different species of animals as breeds. Like they will say, what breed of snake is that? Snakes don't have breeds.

The auto parking is fake