2:35 It's actually VERY easy to injure or even break a cat's neck like that, so he was absolutely justified in his concern lol

@asriel3564

Жыл бұрын

Exactly the cat was only safe because he was quick enough to speed up the cat’s flip

@loreliz4

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was gone say between not understanding the concept of the trampoline and the way his front paws cause about to come down, something would’ve broke

@danteblack2427

11 ай бұрын

​@@loreliz4a33333à

@lumi_project

10 ай бұрын

yeah cats only weakness are their necks, everything else are liquid

@mustsnip537

5 ай бұрын

not to mention he could have jumped up and on his way down the cat went underneath and landed on the cat.

4:31-5:15 There was no reason to attack me like that Chavezz, damn, holy sh*t

Had this happen to me. Dentist paralyzed me and I couldn't move or blink but I could FEEL everything. They thought I died. Turns out they gave me a rookie anesthesiologist on the first day. Never went back.

@carktheshark

11 ай бұрын

Naurrr I would be pissed

@CorvusCorone68

6 ай бұрын

back when i wasn't doing so well financially i would go to the local dental hygiene school for checkups, meaning these were students being supervised one of em snagged one of her scraping tools on my lip, those things are sharp

@dixbowman3452

6 ай бұрын

@@CorvusCorone68 wow. Painful

Chavez says to get out more, I’m in rural Ireland. Miles from nearest other place. Wild cats for life

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@AlValentyn

Жыл бұрын

@@Chavezzslovakia I get my daily meme fix thanks to Starlinks. When the wild pigeons don't sit on the dish.

Skitten at 5:58 - WHAT THE F*** IS A KILOMETEEEEEEERRRRRRRR 😂😂

17:57 Even crazier is the fact that our eyes can't see while we move them, only when they are static and focused. So for a small fraction of a second when we move our eyes we are blind, but our brain hides it from our conscious perception. It's called "saccadic masking". You can check it's true by looking at your eyes in a mirror while you move them. You won't be able to see your own eyes moving, you can only see them once they have stopped moving. You can however see other people's eyes move, because your own eyes are static while you look.

When I worked at McDonald's, we always put the money in those bags. Although the bag is not supposed leave the office ever unless your going to transport it. But yea I think it's standard protocol to put it in those plastic bags.

4:33 Damn Chavezz, you didn't have to get so real.

10:53 To answer, this is a bankdrop bag. Normally folks wud use like a small opaque pouch with a zipper and put the money in there... But clearly this McDs doesnt have any of those, so they put it in a bag to take to the bank instd. Why in a McDs bag? Bcuz its far less likely a wud be thief is gonna see somrone walkin to the bank with a McDs bag and try to rob them, as opposed to carryin the translucent ziplock baggys of cash in plain view What probs happened was mgmt had loaded up the bag with the cash and was about to head out but walked thru the kitchen and at some pt due to distraction of one kind or another they set it down for a few secs and someone just grabbed the wrong bag to hand thru the window thinkin it was a rdy order bag

Oh man this is definitely going into my top videos of 2023 list. "You're still lonely...", "What is that in American English?", Chavezz's rockstar coming out of nose, Skitten's reaction to the tunnel explosion, the McDonalds bag convo, the diver jumpscaring everybody, the pool floaty moment... soooo many good moments. This is will be a weekly watch video going forward.

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

Ahaha 🤣 this was a good vid for us. Thanks for stopping by

@Merilirem

Жыл бұрын

She wanted it in football fields.

4:35 god DAMN CHAVEZZ!!! Just f*cking come out and say my name if you're gonna call me out so hard😭😭 and right before Singles Awareness day?!

Dude Chavezz look HARD with that braids and chain combo!

My dentist didn’t use enough when removing my wisdom teeth and kept telling me to stop talking, like sir, I’m not supposed to be conscious for this 😅 best part is that my mouth was hurting for months afterwards. Gotta love it 😂

@Coockiez-007

Жыл бұрын

I mean I was conscious for my removal but the doctor used enough oral anesthetic and didnt feel a thing. dentists are like barbers if you find a good one stick with them.

Damn, Chavez got braids and chose violence!!😂😂

4:57 chavezz: "but you have to go outside" Me in my domicile: *NEEEVVVAAAAAAAAAAAA SURREEEENNNDDDDAAAAHHHH*

I came home once and tried to use my car key fob to unlock my front door. I didn't realize what I was doing until I'd pressed the "unlock" button at least three times.

10:37 this happened before a couple years ago. I forget if it was McDonald but it was pretty much the same scenario.

12:07 Yeah, that chest-pounding thing isn't just a silly thing monkeys do for fun. They take that as _serious business._ They do not _EVER_ do that when they're just playing around. That's "I demand satisfaction! Pistols! At dawn!" in gorilla sign language.

McDonald's as well as pretty much every fast food chain restaurant, when drops need to be made to the bank their usually put into the plastic bag and then into a ToGo bag so that your not drawing attention leaving the store with something like a briefcase, clear bag of cash, or you know a big neon sign letting everyone around you know whats up lmao. It just looks like an employee leaving with their food!

that first woman should not be driving LOL

@mattlatakas7051

3 ай бұрын

Neither should that Uber driver

Always love the content y’all! Thanks for all of your hard work

Chavez let the intrusive thoughts win

For the moving your eyes smoothly part, you just need to be looking at something like your finger moving side to side and follow it. It’s cool. But anybody can do it

82 km by 29 km is 50.952 miles by 18.02 miles. i got ya Skitten

12:38 Holy shit, IT'S THE DR. EGGMAN'S SUPER LAZER PISS!!!HE'S GONNA PISS ON THE MOON!!!

16:03 all the people in pool noodles look like Honey Nut Cheerios and Froot Loops

That eagle video reminded me of Hank Green on Dimension 20 when he talks about how eagles have to actively flex a muscle to let go of something

why was i recommended this 12 hours before my wisdom teeth removal 😭

Glad I moved out of Vegas before the geese invasion 😂

A kilometre is about 5/8ths of a mile so 82km is about 51.25 miles and 29km is about 18.125 miles.

Having half a person who likes me is very optimistic, thanks for that Chavez

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry we like you!

For the record the way the human eye works is it darts from thing to thing unless it's actively tracking a moving object

Fun fact: I know of that gorilla clip at 12:13 because that's the zoo in my hometown! The glass was cracked but repaired swiftly. But everyone who's from here always talks about it lol

Besieged by geese, what a fowl situation.

So for the eyes jumping, if you lock your sight onto something moving, they don't jump. So do the sobriety test thing with your finger, lock your sight onto your finger and move it side to side and follow it with your eyes and they won't jump, they'll move slowly. I think it's a predator thing, so predators can keep sight of their prey while moving around, and humans are predators. We even have a classification. Like how some animals are ambush predators, we are endurance predators. We're not as fast as prey, but we can run longer than them. So prey will tire and overheat and have to rest but we're still running for them and that's how we'd hunt.

There are actually two types of eye movement...That jumping eye movement is for surveying rooms quickly but the slow movement is something everyone can do but you have to be tracking a obiect...So if you are seeing a car move by your eyes move slow like that to track it

You know I never thought that it would have been the till that they got to send over to the bank. I thought he was giving away money.

The McDonald's one is probably the bank deposit.

1:52 I love this BatMan movie!

Our eyes jump around because our whole heads don’t stabilize themselves like a bird, so our eyes have to do it to see clearly

8:05 that little boy pulled a malcolm in the middle.

Daily Dose is also doing shorts now. Maybe consider reacting to a couple of those on your next DDoI vid.

The Uber driver was Todd Glass, a standup comedian 😂

I’m with Chavez there’s no one for you and I’m one of them who no one wants haha

Nice hair Chavezz. It looks very nice.

Oh mi god, you guys are doing something related to kingdom hearts? This has made my whole month.

These two watching Daily Dose is never not adorable

You can only move you eyes smoothly when tracking a moving object

I can do the slow eye movement thing but only from right to left, I can't do it in any other direction.

17:30 she is literally me whenever I face the smallest yet dumbest inconvenience of my own doing.

For an American estimate, the human population one would be 897 Football fields by 317 Football fields. Roughly.

18:00 If you just move them from side to side, the eyes jump. If you follow your finger or a pen from side to side, then they move smoothly.

@noahjones4237

Жыл бұрын

I can move mine slow without tracking anything, but only from right to left, for whatever reason I can't do it any other direction, I've tried for years ever since I discovered I could do it. It feels hella weird.

4:48 My aromantic self just sitting here getting insulted by Chavezz 😂

You know who else you haven't watched in a month? SsethTzeentach! You should watch more of his videos!

6:00 Should've known the superior units

About the McDonalds bag full of cash, the manager must have been about to head to the bank to deposit that money. It must have been Monday morning or something and that was the weekends earnings that couldn't be deposited since the banks are closed on Sat/Sun. Managers have to carry those large amounts of cash inconspicuously so they don't get ambushed and robbed, hence why it was in a plain old to-go bag. Manager must have sat the bag down (mistake!) and a regular employee mistook it for the next drive-thru order. That manager would have lost her job SO HARD if the guy was anything but a decent person that took it back. I'd have hugged him and given him free food for a month too.

The guy moving his eyes without jumping is just following something with his eyes. Anyone can do it.

Im not a book reader, I’m more into comics.. but I made the same face with the same gasp😭😭

On the gym clip ITS A TWOFER!!! A TERRIBLE TWOFER!!!!

if skitten says it so, the it must be true

4:31 good shit love your stuff this is the reason y haha look up a glorb reaction video whew

@Allywatt-2

Жыл бұрын

but fr been a fan since uh the Voldemort days ha do kinda miss dr. j though

She wasn't lying if you zoom in. You can see the monkey's eyes moving when she opens the box.

About the McDonald’s, I really don’t wanna say it because they just put it in a bag, but it’s prolly a drop from the morning… really dumb to put it in a bag like that, usually restaurants have a safe they keep it in, then a gm will deposit it later… it also could’ve been cash they picked up from the bank for registers, and still dumb to put it in a bag like that…

5:00 Bingo Bongo fuckin Bango

4:57 As an aromantic asexual, im so glad for this reminder that not everyone wants the same things out of life; some of us arent even lookin for another fish in the sea and are happy hangin out without all that love nonsense Thank you for rememberin that not everyone wants this kind of love, even if it oft seems like everyone wants it just cuz the vast majority want it

@stormymontgomery5665

Жыл бұрын

Same I’m aroace and I just sat there getting roasted by Chavezz 😂

what chavezz isa saying, he doesnt want beautiful people around him. cause it will drain him of his beautiness

that 5000 was for the bank. every morning the manager would take the money from the safe and hand it off to the general manager although im not sure how they would give it to a stranger maybe they mixed up the bag with a bag of food.

Uber driver without a drivers license is about %65 of them

9:55, how do we know it happens every 50,000 years?

5:56 so it's 897 football fields by 317 football fields, or 460,674 by 162,921 if you're using bananas for scale.

@Chavezzslovakia

Жыл бұрын

I will keep that banana stat on deck

5:58 I'm pretty sure someone else already replied to this but that's 269,028 feet and 10.452 inches by 95,144 feet and 4.284 inches

8:36 I have adhd and this hurts... Do I really move this much...

7 group of people= sidemen

3:50 is that todd fucking glass

@bigbeecole

Жыл бұрын

yep

They should just make a couple channel and just stick being together

5:00 You guys do realize that there's asexuals that aren't interested in relationships, right? 😂 I've been asked out and hit on time and time again, but I've simply never been interested.

@SylviaRustyFae

Жыл бұрын

Skitten def realises that part, she says "If thats what you want you know maybe thats not what you want and thats okay" As another asexual, also aromantic, i was rly uplifted by Skitten rememberin that not everyone wants the same things from life, even when it comes to sex and romance which many an allo thinks are just basic human nature Chavezz may be a dick here, but Skitten's on our side for sure

Thanks for the reaction, Chavezz and Skitten

🤣🤣🤣🤣

*Daily dose:* “This is what it would look like if every person on the Earth stood next to each other” *Me:* “Why are they all white...”

OH MY GOD HIS HEAD HAS BECOME WET COOLIO sorry I've been off the internet for a bit. His chain and her tracksuit look good though.

Noo, rewatch 12:50 IT REALLY DID LOOK AT HER

Trees don't have veins... WTF are they doing?😐

woah

He ripped a Malcolm Gladwell book. The disrespect...

im still waiting for yall to react to storymode. It would be a perfect fit for the Chavez arcade as its Internet historian summarizing video games. He just did metal gear solid, but it’s long as f. I don’t know if it still exists as he just deleted a bunch of videos but his Turok summary is amazing. edit: I just checked and the Turok one still exists.

Don’t forget about Mandaloregaming!

The book was a Malcolm Gladwell book, just a waste of paper really.

8 billion people and still being lonely... I thought that was the norm

Giving back $5k is just turning down your blessings imo

@Chavezzslovakia

18 күн бұрын

Right! Like god put that money there and you have it back

@carolina_reaperx

18 күн бұрын

@@Chavezzslovakia fr!

where are they allowing dodge ball as its banned in most schools now days, I am likely the last generation to get it and I am a gen x

5:30 yeah that may be all the people shoulder to shoulder, but why they all white?

5:55 In cave man measurements, it's around 18.01 on 50.95 miles.

WTF did i do to you

4:31 mind your own business. I edited this comment to not be rude and hateful.

4:56 kicked in the stomach and then immediately picked up, dusted off, and a crisp comforting pat on the back with words of encouragement!