What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring
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Sydney Castillo raises some questions about the price of Plan B, reveals the consequences of a dose of Zoloft and tells a story about a white woman who needed his help.
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love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better
@stevietv420
2 ай бұрын
That’s how it works, usually 😂
@antonio6908
2 ай бұрын
@@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired
@growngrownman5950
2 ай бұрын
@@antonio6908, TRUE!
@averagekidproductions6862
Ай бұрын
He killed it 🔥🔥🤣🤣
Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂
What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂
Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.
"My Cup Is Full" I'm using that from now on.
Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂
@everythingdana9322
2 ай бұрын
hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.
@nulllex0099
2 ай бұрын
I do that and the only pills I take are painkillers
@justdeda9745
2 ай бұрын
😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.
@QueMusiQ
Ай бұрын
Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳
@davidfletcher6627
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯
Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.
@Sydneyisfunny
2 ай бұрын
Facts
@RashidMBey
Ай бұрын
You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.
@kachebeeabdullah4297
Ай бұрын
That's perfect symmetry in his story/joke. Because, a white lady will later need his help. But he slowly closes the door. Maybe if the first White lady/doctor had help him, he would have been able (healthy enough) to help the second white lady... I see Karma...
He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story
I'm happy Sydney is making waves !
😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol
The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.
@P71ScrewHead
Ай бұрын
Gotta love the Zoot suits tho.. You pull up to a job interview in one of those, you're gonna leave an impression..lol
Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol
In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!
@jessicaevans2564
2 ай бұрын
For what?
@AceHtown
2 ай бұрын
@@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.
@caramel23miss
Ай бұрын
It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40
@jashanestone
Ай бұрын
You trying to get us to send you a check for a discounted price. I see your work. 😂😂😂😂
THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET
@torrencesmith1725
Ай бұрын
Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking
@124wolvie
Ай бұрын
Talking absolute silence
@mobid.2084
29 күн бұрын
As they should be. They did it to themselves!
@konohaninja1985
15 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@alannamorris977
10 күн бұрын
They know it’s true.
My cup runneth over too!
I love this man!!❤
I cant wait to use “My Cup is Full” 🤣
Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny
He should be a writer on Atlanta.
Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!
Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.
The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true
I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!
Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!
Outstanding!!!
I needed this. Thank you. 😊
Perfect set!!!
That was funny as hell!!!
Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!
Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!
I feel you Sydney
Phenomenal play boi
love it
he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂
Hilarious! 😂😂😂
He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.
This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs
"oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"
My cup is full right now 😂😂😂😂
Fiiiiire. Let's go
Sydney is a star.
The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂
this dude is funny!!!
Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡
HHHHHH😆I'M COOKED🔥🥘♨️ONLY 1 MINUTES IN!!
6:40 😂😂😂😂
Greetings from Las Vegas NV
Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person
Zoloft is AKA ignore-it-all😂😂😂
Ancestors speak!
Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!
Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF
Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on
❤❤❤❤
hahahahahahaomg hilarious.
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
This crowd ain't appreciating this man enough
Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians
Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.
@texasflower1212
Ай бұрын
It’s only like that in the beginning!😊
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊
Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.
@layyunicornplayhouse5597
2 ай бұрын
They Have A Coupon For It If You Use It It Be Like $30
@mmjackson1616
2 ай бұрын
It used to be $85
Uh ub plan b 50 bro
Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees
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lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more
raw. ty!
I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)
Unfortunately, he did well. I would’ve stayed inside if I were him and called someone else (a woman) to go help her.
No.
The PlayStation 5 is actually $400
@Max-zg2ci
2 ай бұрын
If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive
@Marthroy9000
2 ай бұрын
This is probably years old.
@terrell6947
2 ай бұрын
Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly
ZOLOFT IS CRAP! At least for me. 4:43 I want to cry for ya momma now too. But yeah. Make sure Zoloft works for you.
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Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start
That's way too much to start on!
Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂
I’m lost. Is Dan at the bar having the panic attacks or is it the stand up? There’s a big jump. I couldn’t do better tho jes sayin
@TheManOnTheStreetOMG
2 ай бұрын
name checks out
@dede7449
2 ай бұрын
both. he used the story about his coworker Dan to say He didn't believe panic attacks were actually a thing until it happened to him.
@Findrogyny
2 ай бұрын
Yea both
You lost me with the first cringe joke. Next
@surpriseboxinc
2 ай бұрын
They wrote next like they be swiping on tinder 😂
Crowd weak asl
😂
what a racist man
@Wordsareprayers
2 ай бұрын
It’s worse…he ain’t funny🤓
@Wordsareprayers
2 ай бұрын
@@R-xj5og Who?
@R-xj5og
2 ай бұрын
@@Wordsareprayers not u
@Wordsareprayers
2 ай бұрын
@@R-xj5og Thank U
@yeahyeahwowman8099
Ай бұрын
Black dude on stage, all they ever talk about. It's either that or the struggle.