What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring

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Sydney Castillo raises some questions about the price of Plan B, reveals the consequences of a dose of Zoloft and tells a story about a white woman who needed his help.
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  • @antonio6908
    @antonio69082 ай бұрын

    love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better

  • @stevietv420

    @stevietv420

    2 ай бұрын

    That’s how it works, usually 😂

  • @antonio6908

    @antonio6908

    2 ай бұрын

    @@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired

  • @growngrownman5950

    @growngrownman5950

    2 ай бұрын

    @@antonio6908, TRUE!

  • @averagekidproductions6862

    @averagekidproductions6862

    Ай бұрын

    He killed it 🔥🔥🤣🤣

  • @michaelcurtiss-landers5095
    @michaelcurtiss-landers50952 ай бұрын

    Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @mirandacummings3219
    @mirandacummings32192 ай бұрын

    What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂

  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci2 ай бұрын

    Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf61002 ай бұрын

    "My Cup Is Full" I'm using that from now on.

  • @janayh2817
    @janayh28172 ай бұрын

    Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂

  • @everythingdana9322

    @everythingdana9322

    2 ай бұрын

    hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.

  • @nulllex0099

    @nulllex0099

    2 ай бұрын

    I do that and the only pills I take are painkillers

  • @justdeda9745

    @justdeda9745

    2 ай бұрын

    😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.

  • @QueMusiQ

    @QueMusiQ

    Ай бұрын

    Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳

  • @davidfletcher6627

    @davidfletcher6627

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @KristoferBurns
    @KristoferBurns2 ай бұрын

    Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans25642 ай бұрын

    Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.

  • @Sydneyisfunny

    @Sydneyisfunny

    2 ай бұрын

    Facts

  • @RashidMBey

    @RashidMBey

    Ай бұрын

    You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.

  • @kachebeeabdullah4297

    @kachebeeabdullah4297

    Ай бұрын

    That's perfect symmetry in his story/joke. Because, a white lady will later need his help. But he slowly closes the door. Maybe if the first White lady/doctor had help him, he would have been able (healthy enough) to help the second white lady... I see Karma...

  • @aliigatorwine
    @aliigatorwine2 ай бұрын

    He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story

  • @rsvp89
    @rsvp89Ай бұрын

    I'm happy Sydney is making waves !

  • @Beeanns
    @Beeanns2 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol

  • @generalmortars7557
    @generalmortars75572 ай бұрын

    The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.

  • @P71ScrewHead

    @P71ScrewHead

    Ай бұрын

    Gotta love the Zoot suits tho.. You pull up to a job interview in one of those, you're gonna leave an impression..lol

  • @davidmccann9879
    @davidmccann98792 ай бұрын

    Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol

  • @AceHtown
    @AceHtown2 ай бұрын

    In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!

  • @jessicaevans2564

    @jessicaevans2564

    2 ай бұрын

    For what?

  • @AceHtown

    @AceHtown

    2 ай бұрын

    @@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.

  • @caramel23miss

    @caramel23miss

    Ай бұрын

    It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40

  • @jashanestone

    @jashanestone

    Ай бұрын

    You trying to get us to send you a check for a discounted price. I see your work. 😂😂😂😂

  • @solutionistpowerplatform5148
    @solutionistpowerplatform51482 ай бұрын

    THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET

  • @torrencesmith1725

    @torrencesmith1725

    Ай бұрын

    Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking

  • @124wolvie

    @124wolvie

    Ай бұрын

    Talking absolute silence

  • @mobid.2084

    @mobid.2084

    29 күн бұрын

    As they should be. They did it to themselves!

  • @konohaninja1985

    @konohaninja1985

    15 күн бұрын

    😭😭😭

  • @alannamorris977

    @alannamorris977

    10 күн бұрын

    They know it’s true.

  • @hosi292
    @hosi2922 ай бұрын

    My cup runneth over too!

  • @Libra_DeAmber
    @Libra_DeAmber2 ай бұрын

    I love this man!!❤

  • @BenG33
    @BenG33Ай бұрын

    I cant wait to use “My Cup is Full” 🤣

  • @kreaola93
    @kreaola93Ай бұрын

    Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny

  • @QuarterPastBlack
    @QuarterPastBlack2 ай бұрын

    He should be a writer on Atlanta.

  • @deathdude035
    @deathdude0352 ай бұрын

    Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!

  • @_MikeTerry
    @_MikeTerryАй бұрын

    Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.

  • @caramel23miss
    @caramel23missАй бұрын

    The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true

  • @harmowknee
    @harmowknee2 ай бұрын

    I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!

  • @pukkademps
    @pukkademps2 ай бұрын

    Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!

  • @talen4941
    @talen49412 ай бұрын

    Outstanding!!!

  • @user-wm8py8pj1t
    @user-wm8py8pj1t2 ай бұрын

    I needed this. Thank you. 😊

  • @Oddlymoose
    @OddlymooseАй бұрын

    Perfect set!!!

  • @Barbara_3788
    @Barbara_37882 ай бұрын

    That was funny as hell!!!

  • @queenbelove
    @queenbelove2 ай бұрын

    Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!

  • @rlandford7032
    @rlandford70322 ай бұрын

    Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!

  • @kubolor1234
    @kubolor1234Ай бұрын

    I feel you Sydney

  • @Yida_Vilified
    @Yida_VilifiedАй бұрын

    Phenomenal play boi

  • @ChernobylKid
    @ChernobylKid2 ай бұрын

    love it

  • @chrissancajr2841
    @chrissancajr28412 ай бұрын

    he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂

  • @appropriateinput
    @appropriateinput2 ай бұрын

    Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @Syren90...Aka9
    @Syren90...Aka92 ай бұрын

    He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.

  • @ravynshelton3530
    @ravynshelton35302 ай бұрын

    This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs

  • @user-fn6rn2zs5j
    @user-fn6rn2zs5j2 ай бұрын

    "oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestoneАй бұрын

    My cup is full right now 😂😂😂😂

  • @YoungKalifornia1
    @YoungKalifornia12 ай бұрын

    Fiiiiire. Let's go

  • @PappMFJohnson
    @PappMFJohnson2 ай бұрын

    Sydney is a star.

  • @brielogan8315
    @brielogan8315Ай бұрын

    The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂

  • @NickAdelman
    @NickAdelman2 ай бұрын

    this dude is funny!!!

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437Ай бұрын

    Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡

  • @peacebalancetruth
    @peacebalancetruthАй бұрын

    HHHHHH😆I'M COOKED🔥🥘♨️ONLY 1 MINUTES IN!!

  • @konohaninja1985
    @konohaninja198515 күн бұрын

    6:40 😂😂😂😂

  • @Xyleryx
    @Xyleryx2 ай бұрын

    Greetings from Las Vegas NV

  • @ThraxioLarge
    @ThraxioLarge2 ай бұрын

    Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster24 күн бұрын

    Zoloft is AKA ignore-it-all😂😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485Ай бұрын

    Ancestors speak!

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_ArchivzАй бұрын

    Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!

  • @redgenerall28
    @redgenerall28Ай бұрын

    Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF

  • @JSmittysupervisations
    @JSmittysupervisations2 ай бұрын

    Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on

  • @Luna1917a
    @Luna1917a2 ай бұрын

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @everythingdana9322
    @everythingdana93222 ай бұрын

    hahahahahahaomg hilarious.

  • @amanAMAN01
    @amanAMAN016 күн бұрын

    😂😂

  • @Howardstwein912
    @Howardstwein9122 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Biggaaaa123
    @Biggaaaa1232 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @spitzmatixmonyane
    @spitzmatixmonyane14 күн бұрын

    This crowd ain't appreciating this man enough

  • @Beamin-bn8gt
    @Beamin-bn8gtАй бұрын

    Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians

  • @daniells71
    @daniells71Ай бұрын

    Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.

  • @texasflower1212

    @texasflower1212

    Ай бұрын

    It’s only like that in the beginning!😊

  • @mylegacytransformed
    @mylegacytransformedАй бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @qianaberryman7236
    @qianaberryman72362 ай бұрын

    Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊

  • @MrBrian000
    @MrBrian0002 ай бұрын

    Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.

  • @layyunicornplayhouse5597

    @layyunicornplayhouse5597

    2 ай бұрын

    They Have A Coupon For It If You Use It It Be Like $30

  • @mmjackson1616

    @mmjackson1616

    2 ай бұрын

    It used to be $85

  • @nasaspace7212
    @nasaspace72122 ай бұрын

    Uh ub plan b 50 bro

  • @9pmKingGo2sleep
    @9pmKingGo2sleepАй бұрын

    Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees

  • @_chueyee_
    @_chueyee_Ай бұрын

    w

  • @user-rb8vx8jk3t
    @user-rb8vx8jk3t2 ай бұрын

    lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more

  • @user-rb8vx8jk3t
    @user-rb8vx8jk3t2 ай бұрын

    raw. ty!

  • @krbaron9115
    @krbaron91152 ай бұрын

    I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)

  • @alannamorris977
    @alannamorris97710 күн бұрын

    Unfortunately, he did well. I would’ve stayed inside if I were him and called someone else (a woman) to go help her.

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep99862 ай бұрын

    No.

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook13082 ай бұрын

    The PlayStation 5 is actually $400

  • @Max-zg2ci

    @Max-zg2ci

    2 ай бұрын

    If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive

  • @Marthroy9000

    @Marthroy9000

    2 ай бұрын

    This is probably years old.

  • @terrell6947

    @terrell6947

    2 ай бұрын

    Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly

  • @QueMusiQ
    @QueMusiQАй бұрын

    ZOLOFT IS CRAP! At least for me. 4:43 I want to cry for ya momma now too. But yeah. Make sure Zoloft works for you.

  • @michellemcfarland80
    @michellemcfarland802 ай бұрын

    ☹️

  • @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw
    @RicardoSkeete-xo6uwАй бұрын

    Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start

  • @virginiamoore2788
    @virginiamoore27882 ай бұрын

    That's way too much to start on!

  • @yeahyeahwowman8099
    @yeahyeahwowman8099Ай бұрын

    Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂

  • @oregonsnob31
    @oregonsnob312 ай бұрын

    I’m lost. Is Dan at the bar having the panic attacks or is it the stand up? There’s a big jump. I couldn’t do better tho jes sayin

  • @TheManOnTheStreetOMG

    @TheManOnTheStreetOMG

    2 ай бұрын

    name checks out

  • @dede7449

    @dede7449

    2 ай бұрын

    both. he used the story about his coworker Dan to say He didn't believe panic attacks were actually a thing until it happened to him.

  • @Findrogyny

    @Findrogyny

    2 ай бұрын

    Yea both

  • @JPM.de-la-P.99
    @JPM.de-la-P.992 ай бұрын

    You lost me with the first cringe joke. Next

  • @surpriseboxinc

    @surpriseboxinc

    2 ай бұрын

    They wrote next like they be swiping on tinder 😂

  • @YoBitchCrib
    @YoBitchCrib2 ай бұрын

    Crowd weak asl

  • @mattg.8597
    @mattg.8597Ай бұрын

    😂

  • @CloudslnMyCoffee
    @CloudslnMyCoffee2 ай бұрын

    what a racist man

  • @Wordsareprayers

    @Wordsareprayers

    2 ай бұрын

    It’s worse…he ain’t funny🤓

  • @Wordsareprayers

    @Wordsareprayers

    2 ай бұрын

    @@R-xj5og Who?

  • @R-xj5og

    @R-xj5og

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Wordsareprayers not u

  • @Wordsareprayers

    @Wordsareprayers

    2 ай бұрын

    @@R-xj5og Thank U

  • @yeahyeahwowman8099

    @yeahyeahwowman8099

    Ай бұрын

    Black dude on stage, all they ever talk about. It's either that or the struggle.

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