“Wow that was a nice open concept kitchen” fucking killed me

@akademikz23

3 ай бұрын

This dude is very quick with it, idk if he's practiced this set thousands of times 😂 but he's on point

“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” - is simply brilliant

"I think I'mma stay" and "stop robbing me "😂😂😂

@chocol8dread1

3 ай бұрын

That part 🤣🤣

thats good jokes. dude did a half hour set in 12 minutes

@guaposneeze

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, you learn to get in and out quick when you rob houses.

@myriamcisse4814

3 ай бұрын

That’s a very good one😂

@user-mg8jg3tx6i

3 ай бұрын

@@guaposneeze NICE! LOL

@Krysis219

3 ай бұрын

I came here to say this. His jokes are good but the delivery is off.

@ragemodegaming7962

3 ай бұрын

And only said 'hell yeah' 548 damn times. Go back to silently robbing houses ffs.

"Hotpockets at Trevor locked in the basement," 😂😂😂😂

This dude killed it. I was laughing the whole time.

@mdw.444

3 ай бұрын

Facts hahahaha

@MrCreed145

3 ай бұрын

www.youtube.com/@ethansimmons-patterson754

@famdsmp7753

3 ай бұрын

For sure. Had me rolling

@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm

3 ай бұрын

Young legend😂😂😂😂😂

@MatthewJohnson-gv3fm

3 ай бұрын

Beautiful day for the n word😂😂😂😂

This guys material is perfect for skits or a tv show. He’s on fire !

@kubolor1234

23 күн бұрын

Yeah I can see him in a writers room.

They found all the bones?? 😂😂

@vandero.8742

3 ай бұрын

Oh word?😂

@nathanhart3240

Ай бұрын

"well I guess I'll go be a barista" 😂

Wow that is an insane set just rapid fire laughs

I had to stop robbing houses when I seen one of my friends families photos on the fireplace. Well I stopped AFTER that house. 😂

@versatileduplicity9313

3 ай бұрын

Damn 😂

@clyde._

2 ай бұрын

Was you invited or…

@RustyGraffitiReviews

2 ай бұрын

@@clyde._ nah I never been there before it just happened to be a spot I picked

@Morelife876

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 wild , should have left him a note saying “found you” 💀💀💀

@RustyGraffitiReviews

2 ай бұрын

@@Morelife876 😂

My new favorite comic! Never seen him before but I was crying the whole time. Almost too quick for the audience to even keep up! This guy has IT.

@falseidol1321

3 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂

Bro got Mark Normand pace. Doesn't skip a beat, back-to-back on every punch, & don't stop till the set time is up. Insanity honestly.

@brittanysherrod5015

2 ай бұрын

Similar pacing, but his cadence is so much more playful!

The delivery on "but you ended up stealing our hearts" 😂

YO this dude was knocking the jokes out. That is a really hard speed. He did that.

I could listen to him yap all day 😂

His pacing was perfect. Just kept going i cudnt breathe 😂😂😂

I hope he gets more sets out there. His material is on point.

"ya'll found all the bones?" that killed me bruh

Some ppl pay for food , I cut out the middle man 😂😂😂

I’ve been laughing long after my first watch. I came back to watch again, leave a thumbs up, and comment. Great set! 🤣🤣🤣

@rebeccarodriguezkeogh4388

3 ай бұрын

Ditto! Or, ... SAME!

the Pattersons are killing it in comedy

@MitchellBahamas

3 ай бұрын

He's not related to Kam. But o also immediately thought this lol

@genjisann2051

3 ай бұрын

@jmajic1 what a coinkydink huh?

@Brandonparanormal562

2 ай бұрын

He says yea just like him lol

"They gotta be dead" for the 2girls1cup girls is too funny!! This guy's hilarious

Hope he keeps going, looked up all his other material. Relatable as hell, funny as heaven

@Forever.29

3 ай бұрын

“Relatable as hell, funny as heaven” 👍 I like that 😁

lmfaooo as someone who robbed houses with a bunch of friends growing up, i had the same experience 😂😂😂

"all the bones?" made me LOSE IT

Yooooo the internet 😂😂😂😂

Throwing Hot Pockets at Trevor 💀🤣🤣🤣

This is like if Kevin Holland was in stand up instead of the UFC 😂

I Turned Around He Had A Labrador Retriever In His Hands 🤣🤣 💀

super talented I'd love to see more.

The archaeologist part is killing me 😂

Stop robbing my fucking house 😂😂😂

Nah the bones jokes really got me dawg. Amazing set man, love the energy

"Just throwin hot pockets down the stairs at Trevor." 😂 "What are they tryna communicate to eachother?"🤣 "Stop robbing my house." 💀

I'm cracking up! I normally don't get excited for new (to me) comedians but he's hilarious.

On point with the internet differences 😂

A real pleasure to watch! I hope he goes far looking forward to seeing him again!

LOVE this material! Nobody else home but me, & my cackling may have frightened the neighbors! Not to mention, anyone approaching with a mind to rob my home

Walking against wind 😂

This whole thing is creative 😭😭😭

Straight up funny he killed this had me and my girl crying about the bears

So good to see this funny dude still at it!!!!

“Some people pay for food, I cut out the middleman” spit out my water lmao

$1 for food 😂

Now you’re stealing our hearts 🤣🤣

THIS BROTHER IS FREAKING FUNNY. How is the crowd not just rolling around laughing?? Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off.Watching this at five in the morning drinking coffee getting ready to go to work and I am fucking laughing my ass off Greatly needed. greatly appreciated.

Can't wait to see this dude blow up. I was laughing the whole set.

Rapid fire, this was gooooood! 🙌🏼

Fire set. Refreshing to hear rapid fire talent. Keep at it bro

That Man’s A Beast ! Punchline after punchline !!

Brilliant I will look out for more from this dude

“I don’t rob houses anymore..I live in New York, now I rob studio apartments”

The first little bit took a sec to hook me... BUT THEN I WAS HOOKED! 😂👏🏾

loved it. that bear joke was good.!!!

This guys hilarious. I usually get tired of racial humor, but this dude hits it perfect. 👌

bears playing spades is wild

@wrtye2069

2 ай бұрын

Hey man keep the racism out, a black man is as good as a child squirrels, is as good as a white Christmas

This guy is actually good . Seems like he got never ending material

Great set

Im really impressed that he’s still alive given his past career choices 😂

Love this guy, gotta add him to my favorite comedians

11:04 I’m so glad I voided those people like the plague. Thank the gods I never saw it. Also I loved your set. Brilliant.

Great job Ethan nonstop laughs😂😂😂

Great Job! Def need more!

Incredible pacing of jokes. Absolutely killer set

I wasn't expecting to laugh the entire time, but he killed it! Pleasantly surprised!

Y'all found ALL the bones?!? 🤣

This guy has me rolling!!! 😂😂😂

Ethan is an Amazing comedian

I like how quickly he moves between bits and doesnt wait for the audience

This was gold 😂😂😂😂

That was a whirlwind of fun!

This man’s a comedic genius!

This is by far one of the best sets from this generation of comics. This guy is going to be big!

Hella funny!! I was literally laughing out loud, thanks!!

LOVED HIM!

brilliant set 😂😂 rolling from start to finish

Looking forward to seeing more of this comedian! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

The whole set was God-tier but the 2 Girls 1 Cup mention though 😂🤣😂

Man this was both hilarious and like telling a story.

Brilliant stuff Right off the bat ❤

Great material dudes funny af

Everything he said was so funny and well delivered, didn’t have boring filler phase at all

I need more of this guys jokes 😂

I LOVED THIS!!!

This guy is one of the funniest human beings I have seen ever. This set is pitch-perfect. He feels like a young Eddie Murphy to me.

Duuude so effin funny I’d love more of his content 😂😂

Absolutely killed it😂

Bars!! I'm a fan.

Bro.... I want to apologize for that. I didn't mean to call you tha B word. Thanks 😂 for using this in the stand up. 🙏🏼 💯 My girl does deserve it 😂 bro

@supadave3210

3 ай бұрын

He was talking about you?😂

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS

3 ай бұрын

@@supadave3210 yes 😂 my rap music 🎶 #johnnyx100 tells the story

Genius. Never heard of this guy before, but he’s a master 💪🏽

He got a laugh out of me. He pushed thr cringe line into relatable. Lol

Lmao he definitely killed it🤣👍🏾

im sold 🤣

This guy is seriously hilarious

That should be a movie!

My mans had me weak in the car waiting on this food

This guy is super funny and seems hella cool

Definitely needs to write for sitcoms

Killed it. 😂

Amazing, crushed it