You know you're getting old when you meet an intelligent, articulate,, well groomed, employed, drop dead gorgeous heterosexual guy and think..... "He'd make a great son-in-law"!!

@peggyesterhuizen4207

3 жыл бұрын

And you're still young enough when you think" I better not let him meet my daughter!"

@SignedWhatever

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@RainRemnant

2 жыл бұрын

Comedians in the comment section, thanks for the laugh 😂

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

@@RainRemnant invested observationists.

@frederickweeksjr.1189

2 жыл бұрын

YO!!!!! THIS COMMENT IS FUNNY!!!

I realized I was getting old when as soon as I see a house in movies I wonder how much the utilities are and if the windows are insulated. Smh.

@isastratton3496

3 жыл бұрын

When I saw the home they used for HOME ALONE. And my first thought was ugh, cleaning that carpet is a task. All that natural wood, whew!

@TightMoneyGripp813

3 жыл бұрын

Yo! I get hella mad now when a house in a movie gets trashed when it could've been avoided. Aiight, Eezy ✌🏾😤💯

@tabitharosefreeman1793

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@linoleluminum2017

3 жыл бұрын

And what the occupants do for a living to afford it

@cjlive5182

3 жыл бұрын

darlin one that is my biggest question! Everyone is killing it or inherited.

every single joke holyyyy he's hilarious!! He should get an hour special. Anybody with me?

@juniorp726

3 жыл бұрын

Got nearly half

@michaeljordan9879

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoyed every minute! And no non-stop profanity.

@moniquewilliams2137

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes!....🤣🤣

@dollymadison2397

3 жыл бұрын

Oh absolutely!!! 100%!!!!

@larryterry4337

3 жыл бұрын

With you 100%.

Omg. I was watching this in my car on my lunch break. Someone came to check on me, cause I was laughing so hard. They thought I was crying though. LoL

@swederoorad2318

3 жыл бұрын

Good one, too funny!

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

No they did not.

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

Nice.

@user-or1ye3iz6d

2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious 😂

@MrTPain

2 жыл бұрын

You got friends tho.🤕

"Not eating after 8 o'clock, tried it.... that's impossible." 😂😂😂

@howiwatchvideos

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously.

@garrettevans9193

3 жыл бұрын

@MzARavenLunatic Due to your circadian rhythm.

@Ainaes-Feline

3 жыл бұрын

Just don’t eat anything for three days after that you’re no longer hungry period.

@ericdavis2928

3 жыл бұрын

IMPOSSIBLE

@caity9244

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericdavis2928 Yes! It's not just me, right? Uugghhh. LoL

When I was 35, I got talked into playing a full court 5 on 5 game with guys in their young 20’s, and 5 mins into the game, I became their coach that clapped too much.

@NJRAYBAB

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LadiJadi72

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂Amazingly real!

@thirtyacres7504

3 жыл бұрын

LOL. Yeah, I just can't keep up anymore.

@thomasinmoore1162

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@tabitharosefreeman1793

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

“Anybody not going to Montana, please exit the ✈️, SIR” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Anyone not going to Montana please exit the plane.." LOL

@amazingsupergirl7125

2 жыл бұрын

….Sir.

@dirkwashington5632

2 жыл бұрын

...sir!

@dreday4177

2 жыл бұрын

I nearly spit out my food lol

Your delivery was so confident, your timing was calm and cool, jokes were clever and funny... You're my new favorite.

@judeflowers2813

3 жыл бұрын

Yep ! I so agree with you!

@noneofyourbusiness302

3 жыл бұрын

I almost wet myself, not for the first time! 🤣🤣🤣

@anitacate6253

3 жыл бұрын

*Same... New favorite!

@goldengirl478

3 жыл бұрын

He's my new fave too Sugarplum! So Jerry Seinfeld😄 Cool collected and perfect timing. Need to see more of Ty Barnett😄😄!!

"They in the barn, Jason" 😆😆😆

@annfraley7083

3 жыл бұрын

"spank 'em first. They was drinkin' , too.

@swederoorad2318

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect !!

@kenaderson8662

3 жыл бұрын

That was funny right lol

@LukzaFactory

3 жыл бұрын

Jason Barn hahahaa

@lydiapetra1211

3 жыл бұрын

🙋😹😸

I'm positive that the "thumb downs"are from people who were laughing so hard that they hit the wrong one. This dude effortlessly hilarious!

@andrewjohnson6716

2 жыл бұрын

I literally did exactly that! Luckily I saw it and corrected it.

@ninajo33

10 ай бұрын

I hit the thumbs down on accident & still freaking out but I am 70

@ninajo33

10 ай бұрын

U can correct thumbs down??

@user-jb7ne1ui5n

6 ай бұрын

Here in the future, we don’t have the thumbs down on videos anymore . It’s just a symbolic effigy.

@user-jb7ne1ui5n

6 ай бұрын

@@ninajo33yes just hit thumbs up. Or hit thumbs down again. It’ll go away

"Spank em first! They was drinking too!!" Too funny😆😅😅

You know you’re getting older when the back of your Medical Alert bracelet is a full paragraph.

@catharineorellana3522

3 жыл бұрын

My Medical Alert bracelet is a plaque I wear around my neck like in a mug shot.

@murieltainter5936

3 жыл бұрын

@@catharineorellana3522 I have TWO bracelets.

@monisolaelliott9346

3 жыл бұрын

@S. Holliday Trying to decide which style and color I want on Amazon...ugh

@susansapp5860

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!!!! 😂

“One kid ripped his arm off and it grew back,tattoo and all.”

@Mabrrrr

3 жыл бұрын

I died right there Morri 🤣

@petrichor7121

2 жыл бұрын

😄😄😄

I had a bad day and this made me feel better. He’s talented. So refreshing to hear a comedian that’s not swearing a lot.

@arthurlewis468

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@bethsullivan4613

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurlewis468 The last couple months I've been watching a show a day just to get out of the craziness going on!! Laughter is definitely good for MY SOUL!!

@Bigbossman303

3 жыл бұрын

U know u getting old when you made a comment like this one

@payableondeath9091

3 жыл бұрын

@@arthurlewis468 his delivery of content is on point

@jordanlea1502

3 жыл бұрын

They say that laughter is the best medicine......... Not for erectile dysfunction it's not 😆

“Anybody on this NOT going to Montana? Talking to you sir.” LMAO

Please drag my body down the street, next to the church, and wipe the glitter off my face lmao I died 😂😂😂😂

I really did enjoy his clean jokes. His act was refreshing.

@robertchandler5055

3 жыл бұрын

PLEASE MORE OF THIS GUY

@aggierowe9574

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard...clean jokes are way more difficult to write

@hudsonsteele1674

3 жыл бұрын

Awful lot of cussing and sexual inuendo for Dry Bar, though. But I enjoyed it still. They need to cut it out, this is a clean-thinking town.

@meagancody9024

3 жыл бұрын

I did hear a fart joke in there.. but anyway 😆

@moniquewilliams2137

3 жыл бұрын

Yes on the clean jokes!!!!

“Tried Pilates. Farted in my own face,” Wtf DEAD 💀 I don’t think I’ve laughed so hard, had to back up 30 seconds bc I missed everything he said after that.

@PennoyerFoyer

2 жыл бұрын

I could not stop laughing!!🔥🔥👍

@chyrissepineda5820

2 жыл бұрын

Same here!

This is prob my favorite comedian that hasn’t blown up big time. His timing, cadence, references, and HONESTY... on point!!! All of it! Love love love ❤️

@ninajo33

10 ай бұрын

True that...Ms Torres you made my day too...

My body was like ....”hey-where u goin 🤣 yep

I actually laughed. And im a very grumpy person.

@Revenant-jv7dm

3 жыл бұрын

Esther B. Esther is a grumpy name.

@dulanigrange58

3 жыл бұрын

Life 2 short!

@Solutions3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Revenant-jv7dm : lol. My name is Esther and I'm not grumpy. Well, maybe, just a little.

@tl6932

3 жыл бұрын

@@Revenant-jv7dm 🤣🤣🤣

@tabitharosefreeman1793

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

He got me on the first joke. "I had to make the hard decision, so I gave up reading". Great delivery all the way through.

@Jules-dn9jl

Жыл бұрын

I loved that one too. I wasn't expecting that response. Being caught off guard right off the bat was awesome.

"You being disrespectful...They in the barn Jason." 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's hysterical, sarcastic, and most of all..clean

@M_SC

3 жыл бұрын

That would be bad for him as a comedian if it were true

How to know you're getting older... When you stop saying "old" and start saying "older".

@heatherwohl1035

3 жыл бұрын

Fact

@joeb3590

3 жыл бұрын

Carlon said it better

@bigeric1030

3 жыл бұрын

I begrudgingly admit that you’re absolutely correct.

@davidwaynegay

3 жыл бұрын

Heather Wohl: The three sure signs of old age... #1. Loss of memory #2. I can't ever remember number 2 #3. Is loss of memory....

@LWWM

3 жыл бұрын

Also when people call you ma'am and you see that as respect and aren't offended anymore 🤭🤣😂

"You don't look like the girls in the videos" I just died LMAO

I never give feedback but simply had to. This is the funniest comedian I have heard in a long time. Had me crying!

So true about scary movies. Also. "The insanity workout, I tried that, I was clinically dead for three minutes." 🤣🤣🤣 Funny guy!

@zakhelemaphosa7015

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣The warm itself kills you before the actual workout

@stacey3637

3 жыл бұрын

I farted in my own face....😅😅😅😅😅💨

@dizziemisslizzie9884

3 жыл бұрын

Okay...........

Drybar, Wetbar, Strip Bar: this dude had me laughing from start to finish in his set. I watch LOTS, let me say again, LOTS of stand up comedy. I love Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, Jeff Dunham, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, the late Patrice O’Neal, the late Greg Giraldo, and a handful of lesser known comics that are still Titans in the game...This guy kept me laughing from start to finish. Just for notes, each of the folks I listed did that once for sure, maybe twice in all of the billions of dollars worth of specials that they’ve released. And I still think that they’re the best of the best. This guy has something special going on.

@juliegreene1844

3 жыл бұрын

You nailed it! I was having lunch and feared my food will go the wrong way.

@johnwayne1840

3 жыл бұрын

When u mentioned George Carlin & Patrice O'Neal, I knew u knew what you Waz talking about

I love how he builds up the joke walking and smiling, then gives you a totally deadpan punchline that feel like common sense. “Your parents told you to stay home” 🤣🤣

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

Why did you leave the BULLS?

@jessicaevans2564

11 ай бұрын

Me too. I'm used to the conversational style now. He had me really appreciating his punchlines and their frequency. He is just a well seasoned talent.

“Your mom and dad told you not to leave the house “ 😂 how I watch every movie

"Please wipe this glitter off my forhead...." ha!

@RMBlake007

3 жыл бұрын

"....after you drag my body to the church.".

Yep! He's funny. Im definitely glad I gave him a chance. Quality material, quality performance!

I know this is old, but please don’t ever stop sharing your talent… Because you got it

He went INNNN!!! Most borderline Dry Bar set I’ve seen so far. Dude is an absolute legend. Definitely a great performance.

He is absolutely hysterical 😂 Loved his entire set. ♥️

@patrickhanson712

3 жыл бұрын

Yes agreed!!!!

@gsaw5008

Жыл бұрын

I can’t stop laughing 😂

You know when you are getting old when you pull a muscle in your sleep and get outta bed totally injured.

@cortneypayton6473

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! Feels like death

@stephaniecrumpton2133

2 жыл бұрын

Yessss

@goddessbybirth8456

2 жыл бұрын

Oh 😲 dmn 😬 oh well 🤣

@nataliejones9651

2 жыл бұрын

I got so weak laughing at this comment..... because it's true! Lol

@alysononoahu8702

2 жыл бұрын

I swear I just was sitting there, doing nothing, no thing, now my right wrist is sore, swollen, and throbbing... wth? 😢😢😢😢

Who on earth disliked this? He's one of the best ones I've seen on here!!!

@childoftheeternalking2041

2 жыл бұрын

Jealous people are the ones who give thumbs down.

@devinmathis4969

Жыл бұрын

Somebody theorized that people were laughing so hard they accidentally hit the wrong button. And another commenter replied that that's exactly what he did and he went back later to correct it.

I love when comics get tickled at their own jokes. He was awesome!

@momof4hopkins559

3 жыл бұрын

@Mark Magoo either way its still funny.

Now that was hilarious, this guy is talented!

Love the fact that when he spoke about race, he didn't say Black! or White! He didn't have to. I think he's very funny Loved him!!!😂

The crowd was eating up his jokes, loved it😂

Hysterical! I laughed out loud, all by myself, thru the whole thing! Had to share this one. Love him!

@tsedytaye8681

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@catc6050

3 жыл бұрын

I believe he auditioned for America's Got Talent. If not then somebody stole part of his set! Lol He's hilarious 😆

@jackieruss3825

3 жыл бұрын

@@catc6050 S we o QR all ljB,wgbkpo

@catc6050

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackieruss3825 huh?

@main2333

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! 😂

Comedy gold!!! I was gasping for air from laughing soo hard, I've had a pretty hard week and this has brightened it up big time thanks a bunch 🤩🤩

Do yourself a favor and watch this gentlemen he’s very funny! 👍🏼😂🤣😂

When my wife and I leave the house, I'm like, hunny aren’t you gonna bring a jacket just in case? She’s like, no I’ll be fine. Later that night, she’s like I'm cold could you give me your jacket. Me:Oh hell no!😂

Laughed very hard throughout his entire act ! He is a great comedian.

@mimiashford5544

2 жыл бұрын

And that dimpled smile's a 10, too!

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute. You're consistently funny and that's rare.

I just turned 40, my guy up here spittin' them facts!

Ty Barnet. Remember his name! Nods, smiles throughout. Relatable, relaxed, well timed, (later realized; clean) Humor at its best!

😂🤣 his horror movie reference- I've been doing that for how long now...no wonder ppl think I'm so old

I love dry bar because it's good vibes and funny and tbh I fall asleep to comedians all the time

@charitysChannels

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Not because they're boring or anything but they just don't yell and scream at you and swear all the time. 😁

@judeflowers2813

3 жыл бұрын

@@charitysChannels OMG YES! I really don't mind profanity as long as its not constant, loud and gross. BUt I certainly do enjoy DryBar alot. Funny without being profane. Who'd a thunk it???

@alayahjudd5631

3 жыл бұрын

I will take good stand-up comedy over pretty much anything these days, honestly I think they're an "essential worker" for our mental health

@cyoungledesma

3 жыл бұрын

Scout evangelisti me too!!

@lornakim5008

3 жыл бұрын

Two other really Great KZread Videos are Fulton Sheen Full Complete (100 & etc.^^) + 1, 000 of Five + hours of The Rosary✨💝💒🎁✨🎇✨🌆✨🎆⚓💌

You're a very funny dude. I intended to watch only a few minutes but ended up watching the entire set. Had a smile on my face the whole time. Thanks for the laughs.

His comedy is unique and truly artistic. He is a master at getting close to the line, sometimes stepping over it, but never stepping on it verbally. A great comedy sketch.

15:56 "I already offered, she gon' learn tonight" 🤣

"Which is humbling" lmao!

Now THIS was something special! I’m an instant FAN, Ty!! 😂😂😂

This guy needs to be star. One of the funniest sets I've heard in a long time

Getting older is not for the faint of heart. This guy is so funny.

You are amazing. Ty, your content + timing + energy = GOLD!

@HF-eu2ei

3 жыл бұрын

Platinum!!!👍

He's really funny. Caught me off guard with his effortless jokes

“Can you please drag my body down the street? Next to the church?” hahahahaa

"Its 2019 - People go everewhere, all the time " Meanwhile in 2020....

@nonovyobiznez3735

3 жыл бұрын

Understatement

@michellecallard2261

3 жыл бұрын

charles kim The Kobe joke didn’t age well either. :(

@NJRAYBAB

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@catharineorellana3522

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellecallard2261 - but he's not psychic- how would he have known? That would mean that no comedian could EVER mention ANYONE'S name because we are ALL going to die someday! It's like people refusing to watch older movies that show NYC with the Twin Towers in the background.

@roxannesantos8918

3 жыл бұрын

@@michellecallard2261 i still thought it was funny

This guy is funny 😆

@tamarae3711

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 🤣😂

@TheJ1zzardOfOz

3 жыл бұрын

That's usually what it takes to become a comedian

@evancarrasco6486

3 жыл бұрын

TheJ1zzardOfOz this man be shitten everywhere

@katogaming4741

3 жыл бұрын

TheJ1zzardOfOz indeed yes

Can y’all have Ty back? Love him.

😂 I knew the precise second I switched from younger self to older self......excited about putting my new slippers on, rather than going out to the pub

He is too funny. Impeccable timing. His smile (especially when he gets tickled by his own jokes) and authentic delivery make me laugh more - if that’s possible. I’ve experienced “the stare” in SLC, UT. They thought I was Whoopi Goldberg - adults and children. 😂

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

3 жыл бұрын

I experienced "the stare" in Massachusetts from a few people once, probably because they'd never seen someone from the Middle East in person before. LOL!

@karaa7595

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 my husband looks like he stepped out of an Old Testament movie. He's a novelty wherever we go. 😆

It's so refreshing hearing clean comedy. This is proof that profanity is not needed

@southernsass2937

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Really enjoyed watching him. 😂

@touche4164

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sooo with you on that!!!

@3lit3gn0m3

3 жыл бұрын

Clean poop jokes. Gotta love 'em.

@morehn

3 жыл бұрын

The channel only has that

@5jerry1

3 жыл бұрын

~ True, but I still enjoy Doug Stanhope now and then.

So im binge watching these comedy videos for like 2 hours ... and this guy get me to drag my lazy a** and write this comment coz he is really funny... hilarious... Bravo !

This guy’s flow is amazing. Continuously on point.

This is funny and relatable and, I think I love him.

You are the funniest comic I have ever heard. Your timing is incredible.

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

You’ve never heard of Chris Tucker

@debbieellett9093

Жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Robin Williams! I was laughing the whole time!

This guy is a scream. I'm accustomed to an occasional chuckle on DryBar, but this chap was genuinely hiliarous.

"Drag my body down the street" & "wipe the glitter off my forehead".....I love it! LMAO

he is a funny, funny dude. It's rare to laugh throughout someone's set but I did a lot.

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

No you didn’t

This guy is funny! Talkin truth 😂

That was a very solid set. No lulls, 24 mins of great comedy. 👏🏽👍🏽

Thanks for the laughs during a very depressing time. ❤️

Ty Barnett is hilariously funny! His getting older comedy is spot on! Ty's flow, timing and delivery is perfect! On the plane going to Montana, with pilot repeating that the flight was going to Montana was so funny! Ty Barnett most definitely deserves more comedy specials! Comedic awesomeness!

6:03 "Is that Kobe?" That joke is now told in past tense.

@tristan3456

3 жыл бұрын

F

@nathanmaxson4751

3 жыл бұрын

Press F to pay respects

Thumbs down are from people with no sense of humor. The same ones living in a sad and unfortunate situation. May our prayers help them live a better and fruitful life. GOD BLESS.

I Laughed THE ENTIRE TIME!!!This dude is Funny. He made me subscribe...PLEASE BRING HIM BACK!

Watching those HIIT workouts in my forties...yeah just watching...

@nancyhernandez2271

3 жыл бұрын

39 and I watched 15 minutes of an hour long HIIT video! I feel so called out😂

I laughed so hard throughout this video. This guy is hilarious 😂

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

No you didn’t

Im 68, can definately relate to him, Ive been rooting against kids in scary movies for awhile!

“Hey, where yu goin?”!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TY is hilarious....and all he said is true in such a funny way.

Turning 40 was tough, it was a friend who said, ‘You need glasses or longer arms, Judy’. I gave some real thought to going for longer arms, I HATE GLASSES! Hilarious--‘yeah, the music IS too loud’😅😂🤣

@Cryptonymicus

3 жыл бұрын

Glasses are great for two reasons: 1) protection against things that otherwise might impact your eyes, and 2) you can change your appearance radically in pursuit of a life of crime. especially if wearing face masks.

This was a dope set. It was only like 3 minutes in and I was crying laughing:

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

No you were not.

Ty Barnett- 💕 hilarious!

How you know you are getting older ? When looking thru your pocket change, you are hard pressed to find a coin that has been in circulation as long as you have ; )

@1968joseph1

3 жыл бұрын

Actually having change in your pocket dates you pretty good.

@desosmom1

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we used to love finding one with our birth year.. now? Not so much

@haydenmary4849

2 жыл бұрын

when you cannot read the date

Pretty good jokes, laid back, unexpected, funny as hell. Love this guy 🤣

I realized I was getting older when i saw a big gorgeous house , wanted it, until I thought what it would take to clean it.

@paolamura3497

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!

I realized I was an official adult when my first response to seeing the homes of main characters on shows was “LMAO. They could never afford a place like that with their salaries!”

@nicolecunningham5477

2 жыл бұрын

Right, like Home Alone had me wondering what in the world did Kevin's parents do!!!

@Milfuelle100

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicolecunningham5477 RIGHT? That house was HUGE.

It used to be that my knees only hurt after strenuous exercise. Now, if I keep the right one bent too long, it won't straighten out for like an hour.

I haven’t laughed like this in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@antoniomitchell1883

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you have.

I thank God for comedians❤ laughter is the best medicine!😋

More of that Gentleman please!!!!...That 20 minutes almost killed me.

'today is Tuesday, don't try to change me" ;_;