Words Are Funnier When You Know What They Mean. Miguel Washington - Full Special
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Words are even funnier when you know what they mean, or when you do what Miguel Washington does and make up what they mean. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Miguel Washington, Miguel talks about everything from the meaning of words, getting married at 16 and putting in your 2 weeks notice. Whether you're someone who enjoys learning the meaning of words, or you're just someone who quit a job this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Miguel Washington is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
NOTE: This comedy special was filmed in early 2020,
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“I’m just serious.” 😂 hahaha I’m using this!
@payableondeath9091
Жыл бұрын
😂💯every set made me laugh
This man deserves a waaay better audience!!
@ronmailloux8655
Жыл бұрын
when was this first aired? If recently the answer is the mask wearing dolts .
@miekopo7948
Жыл бұрын
I think it is the masks.
That bit about job applications is great. 🤣
I saw Mr. Washington on a Royal Caribbean Cruise (Adventure of the Seas) in 2015. He was hilarious! My family and I met him after the show, he was extremely nice and humble.
@beckykay9178
Жыл бұрын
I love hearing stories like this! Thank you so much for sharing!
@King_Arthur_
Жыл бұрын
@@beckykay9178 Of course. Thanks for the response!
This man killed me, I was in the US Army so the military jokes cracked me up also. And I do believe he is a fellow Texan. The crowd needs to loosen up and laugh like i did. Hope this man goes far.
This dude is so funny. He made me crack up in the break room at my job. He had a super low crowd. He was funny!
@realemonful
Жыл бұрын
I think that crowds response suited his performance
@honeyleilloyd4373
Жыл бұрын
@@realemonful 0
I've watched many comedians, I think this guy can make it big with the right agent. He's got the jokes, the sense of humor and most importantly - likeable character. He's awesome. Thank you for making us laugh Miguel!
Your delivery is smooth and youre originality is refreshing!
This guy is hilarious, weird to see such mixed opinions when this is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen in dry bar, maybe the comedy goes above some peoples head
He’s funnier than the audience let’s on.
@truth-rewound9317
Жыл бұрын
No, he's really not. But I guess humor is subjective.
@be.love.shine.
Жыл бұрын
It's Utah they're probably afraid of him. He is hilarious!
@Missfoxtooyou
Жыл бұрын
This comment is funnier than him.
@truth-rewound9317
Жыл бұрын
@@be.love.shine. for someone who goes by the name of love, it sure sounds like a lot of bizarre racist hate coming from you. Are you suggesting that people in Utah do not like or are afraid of black men? LOL. Go back to sleep
@QIKUGAMES-QIKU
Жыл бұрын
No. Just... No
My man did not deserve such a tough crowd. He was funny. Most of it probably went over their heads.
"Pay expected? That's right!"
When Def Comedy meets DryBar 🤣🤣🤣
Love the dog joke - hits home and is so true!!! Guy speaks it as is, tough audience but overall good jokes 👍
This dude is awesome . He could Mary to my family anytime. He’s got a seat at the table
@ElChorchis
Жыл бұрын
It might just happen since he’s married 3 other times 😂
Dudes energy was unreal! Had my doubts out the gate but this dudes hilarious!
"What's the 9 year old's name, oops?" 🤣🤣
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
My 22 year old son name should've been oops.
Very funny dude!!..Thanks for the Laughs!!!
that crowd is dead inside bruh srsly he deserved a better reaction tbh
Thanks!
Thanks
He's pretty funny. I like him.
Hilarious! I didn't laugh that much because everything was so true, it was funny. Wish there was a way to rate comics, besides just laughs.
The fire alarm is NOT a cooking timer!
I'm glad you used your nervous energy to your advantage. Good show, this crowdispretty tough. They've seen some amazing bits in Dry Bar and I love that DB keeps inviting acts back. It's like an incubator for comics across thr board, seasoned or not. Ty to the comics and everyone behind DB. Y'all doing God's work by making depressed sad tired folks laugh!
He looks like the carjacker ‘good guy’ in my childhood favourite movie Adventures in Babysitting
"If I give you two weeks' notice, the only thing you're going to notice is that I haven't worked in two weeks"!! 🤣That was a good one!! ...I also liked the job application jokes. He's very funny. The airport sandwich joke reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield... it's the kind of joke he would have told.
- “Street name? - Lil’ Ray-Ray!” Miguel reminded me of another gem: -“ Dude, what’s your street name?” -“Lil’ Marco” “You live on Lil’ Marco?” “Oh, you mean my address…”
Needs a special ASAP like right now this is too hilarious
He is so hilarious but the crowd are tough
“K, as in *kuality*… P, as in *pneumonia*”
I love your alternative etymology!
“What *shool* did you go to?” That’s a great question, Miguel. I’d like to know where your friend studied the Tanakh
He is a great comedian!
I enjoyed his whole routine but I loved the bit about his mother in law! Too funny. 😂
@madsighntist14
Жыл бұрын
And I seldom laugh at MIL jokes ! ! ! !
Hilarious 😂
It takes a secure man to make jokes about his military wife. I loved the cadence call!
He's super funny, I wish it was longer.
What a low energy audience... He was hilarious!
Thumbs up from me. Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii brother 🤙🏼👊🏼💪🏼💯
Graduation date! 😂😂🤣
👍👍👍👍👍 entertaining and 😂 Thank you!!!
That was the worst audience ever. This guy is hilarious!
Shed-ule 🙌
Street name little ray ray 😂😆😂😂
No cursin too! Fav*
Super Fun!
The dog bit is so true!
Probably the funniest thing I've seen in December 2022
Hilarious!
Talk about “bad-breath”…. My best friend works at bank…she said it’s a blessing to see people wearing masks… meaning they don’t breathe on me with “morning /afternoon 😅breath”
0:41 lmao starting out great
Starts HOT! And just keeps getting better!
Brilliant
Pissin myself from Melbourne, Australia 😂
I love your style. You have some great jokes.
The old people walking and changing lanes... FINALLY someone else noticed this! I do NOT get it. They can be hobbling along at a snail's pace, and the MOMENT you get close enough to pass them they veer over so there is not enough room on either side to pass them without knocking them down. Or they get up quickly from an aisle seat and as soon as they rush out into the aisle, suddenly they slow down to a stop and then move like a glacier while everyone lines up behind them. And why do old people hold onto the seat in front of them on the bus? Any time they are in a vehicle with wheels, no matter how securely they are seated - even belted in -they've got to grab onto the dashboard or the seat in front of them as though at any moment they will be launched into space. I want so many explanations from old people.
Funny stuff right there. 😂
Funny guy, wrong crowd
Hilarious! A great comedian and true/life funny
“K as in Quality.” I’m dead!
Oh my Miguel was too funny.
Very funny!
The correct pronunciation is Skej-ool. It is derived from latin scheda (skeeda)
wow. Thank you for making me laugh so much. Even better, thank you for making me giggle with the alphanumeric gigolo and quality lines. Good stuff.
This guy is FUNNY!
Slap your mother made me laugh out load. For context, it is rare for me to LOL when I am sitting alone watching a comedy video.
I agree😂
This guy is good i recomend this video to you if you are looking for good comedy give this video a chance it wont dissappoint
In the ex's defense -- a rottweiler costs less to feed than, say, a Yorkie
He is so hilarious 😂🤣😆
Seems like all of you commenting here, are family and friends of this guy. Only good reviews!!
LOL, I did exactly what he was talking about at a Temp Agency. LOL, saw the door. The dumbest question on their application was what color is the sky? My answer: depends on the weather. 🤪😹 He is so right! Love it! LOL, he's also right about language. BTW, I married at 14, window at 17. I get it. My wedding dress cost $2580.00 AND I paid for the dress MYSELF. I'm getting it ready for the fourth wedding. Have fun! 😹😹😹
@bufferkiller
Жыл бұрын
This comment feels like a serial killer's confession.
@sharyldutter9694
Жыл бұрын
@@bufferkiller want to find out?
@bufferkiller
Жыл бұрын
@@sharyldutter9694 I’d be lying if I said no. 🤷🏽♂️
Military tendencies after the first day, and for the rest of your life; you got that right!
My Algebra 2 teacher was a Bronx-born black man named Javier Jenkins lol.
Likes for the laugh
Ok ok I no I’m 3 days late.. but my goodness this man was really good 🤣🤣🤣we need more of this man 😂🤣🙏🏻🤣
🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Very funny and original too!! 😂😂
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love ya, Ice Cubes brother
Is there a reason all Drybar is done in Utah?
@artgirl7649
Жыл бұрын
That's what I was wondering!!! 😏☺️
@bufferkiller
Жыл бұрын
Dry Bar is the club they're performing at.
Dude is funny.
MW low key stole the 2 week notice joke from my man Michael Junior.
@devaughnsalter6264
Жыл бұрын
That joke is older than that. I first heard it about 30 years ago so it's probably even older than that.
@brother-In-Christ404
Жыл бұрын
@@devaughnsalter6264 OK, makes sense
@bufferkiller
Жыл бұрын
None of the jokes were fresh. It was the set of every male comedian in the 80s, and they were old jokes then too.
Donate it to child support office. LMBO. You weren’t funny, bruh! You were hilarious! I needed it, THANK YOU!
He good. So how long did he live in Africa I wonder. His English is on point.
@devaughnsalter6264
Жыл бұрын
Either you are being facetious or you really missed the joke.
@jonathanmartin7204
Жыл бұрын
@@devaughnsalter6264 yeah. A guy told me I must respect the African American community. I said,"so how long did you live in Africa?" He said,"I never have." I said"then wouldn't that make you American?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You won’t get the job but you’ll have fun”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
gWarN S0n!
G as in Gnome, P as in Pneumatic, T as in Tsunami. >>:=p
I was enjoying this video and then I heard Trinidad and I exclaimed with joy.🇹🇹 You can find a Trini anywhere.
😜😂😂😂
Give a ‘too weak’ notice when you quit your job?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Yes man! I'd have clapped real hard had I been in the room. Then you break out the soprano sax? Yeah what a dude - my man.
He can’t hear you; it’s too late.
S0 funny, audience was not so into it, but he was great!
Miguel means Michael
@devaughnsalter6264
Жыл бұрын
Yes...but you missed the greater joke there.
Sometimes the whites are racist jokes are soooo old though almost every black comedian uses them. I’m not offended by them, I don’t like pc culture, it used to be edgy in the 90’s, but at this point it’s just so tired and overused and not accurate unless you target it toward globalists, now those ppl are often super racist, take a look at the policies they’ve implemented against black communities. THAT would be edgy.
@Jo-xn3yp
Жыл бұрын
What are you on about…🍍