Words Are Funnier When You Know What They Mean. Miguel Washington - Full Special

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Words are even funnier when you know what they mean, or when you do what Miguel Washington does and make up what they mean. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Miguel Washington, Miguel talks about everything from the meaning of words, getting married at 16 and putting in your 2 weeks notice. Whether you're someone who enjoys learning the meaning of words, or you're just someone who quit a job this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Miguel Washington is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish.
NOTE: This comedy special was filmed in early 2020,
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  • @Nibiru3600X
    @Nibiru3600X Жыл бұрын

    “I’m just serious.” 😂 hahaha I’m using this!

  • @payableondeath9091

    @payableondeath9091

    Жыл бұрын

    😂💯every set made me laugh

  • @GlamourJassi
    @GlamourJassi Жыл бұрын

    This man deserves a waaay better audience!!

  • @ronmailloux8655

    @ronmailloux8655

    Жыл бұрын

    when was this first aired? If recently the answer is the mask wearing dolts .

  • @miekopo7948

    @miekopo7948

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it is the masks.

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын

    That bit about job applications is great. 🤣

  • @King_Arthur_
    @King_Arthur_ Жыл бұрын

    I saw Mr. Washington on a Royal Caribbean Cruise (Adventure of the Seas) in 2015. He was hilarious! My family and I met him after the show, he was extremely nice and humble.

  • @beckykay9178

    @beckykay9178

    Жыл бұрын

    I love hearing stories like this! Thank you so much for sharing!

  • @King_Arthur_

    @King_Arthur_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@beckykay9178 Of course. Thanks for the response!

  • @kellypilant9176
    @kellypilant9176 Жыл бұрын

    This man killed me, I was in the US Army so the military jokes cracked me up also. And I do believe he is a fellow Texan. The crowd needs to loosen up and laugh like i did. Hope this man goes far.

  • @jackson01357
    @jackson01357 Жыл бұрын

    This dude is so funny. He made me crack up in the break room at my job. He had a super low crowd. He was funny!

  • @realemonful

    @realemonful

    Жыл бұрын

    I think that crowds response suited his performance

  • @honeyleilloyd4373

    @honeyleilloyd4373

    Жыл бұрын

    @@realemonful 0

  • @FBarbarian
    @FBarbarian Жыл бұрын

    I've watched many comedians, I think this guy can make it big with the right agent. He's got the jokes, the sense of humor and most importantly - likeable character. He's awesome. Thank you for making us laugh Miguel!

  • @patrickehaynes
    @patrickehaynes Жыл бұрын

    Your delivery is smooth and youre originality is refreshing!

  • @luisrobles5906
    @luisrobles5906 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is hilarious, weird to see such mixed opinions when this is one of the funniest episodes I’ve seen in dry bar, maybe the comedy goes above some peoples head

  • @FleaChristenson
    @FleaChristenson Жыл бұрын

    He’s funnier than the audience let’s on.

  • @truth-rewound9317

    @truth-rewound9317

    Жыл бұрын

    No, he's really not. But I guess humor is subjective.

  • @be.love.shine.

    @be.love.shine.

    Жыл бұрын

    It's Utah they're probably afraid of him. He is hilarious!

  • @Missfoxtooyou

    @Missfoxtooyou

    Жыл бұрын

    This comment is funnier than him.

  • @truth-rewound9317

    @truth-rewound9317

    Жыл бұрын

    @@be.love.shine. for someone who goes by the name of love, it sure sounds like a lot of bizarre racist hate coming from you. Are you suggesting that people in Utah do not like or are afraid of black men? LOL. Go back to sleep

  • @QIKUGAMES-QIKU

    @QIKUGAMES-QIKU

    Жыл бұрын

    No. Just... No

  • @PJay-wy5fx
    @PJay-wy5fx Жыл бұрын

    My man did not deserve such a tough crowd. He was funny. Most of it probably went over their heads.

  • @bonnienedza55
    @bonnienedza55 Жыл бұрын

    "Pay expected? That's right!"

  • @RicoBurghFan
    @RicoBurghFan Жыл бұрын

    When Def Comedy meets DryBar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JoeCamarillo
    @JoeCamarillo Жыл бұрын

    Love the dog joke - hits home and is so true!!! Guy speaks it as is, tough audience but overall good jokes 👍

  • @AZTigerMMA
    @AZTigerMMA Жыл бұрын

    This dude is awesome . He could Mary to my family anytime. He’s got a seat at the table

  • @ElChorchis

    @ElChorchis

    Жыл бұрын

    It might just happen since he’s married 3 other times 😂

  • @oskara1991
    @oskara1991 Жыл бұрын

    Dudes energy was unreal! Had my doubts out the gate but this dudes hilarious!

  • @Crimsin19937
    @Crimsin19937 Жыл бұрын

    "What's the 9 year old's name, oops?" 🤣🤣

  • @edithdlp8045

    @edithdlp8045

    Жыл бұрын

    My 22 year old son name should've been oops.

  • @rickfoshie8272
    @rickfoshie8272 Жыл бұрын

    Very funny dude!!..Thanks for the Laughs!!!

  • @Blackngray311
    @Blackngray311 Жыл бұрын

    that crowd is dead inside bruh srsly he deserved a better reaction tbh

  • @vlads1776
    @vlads1776 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @darlenewaithe4486
    @darlenewaithe4486 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks

  • @hoodyoverkill1697
    @hoodyoverkill1697 Жыл бұрын

    He's pretty funny. I like him.

  • @michellebryant6968
    @michellebryant6968 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! I didn't laugh that much because everything was so true, it was funny. Wish there was a way to rate comics, besides just laughs.

  • @brutisthunderhand1490
    @brutisthunderhand1490 Жыл бұрын

    The fire alarm is NOT a cooking timer!

  • @DomDollx
    @DomDollx Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad you used your nervous energy to your advantage. Good show, this crowdispretty tough. They've seen some amazing bits in Dry Bar and I love that DB keeps inviting acts back. It's like an incubator for comics across thr board, seasoned or not. Ty to the comics and everyone behind DB. Y'all doing God's work by making depressed sad tired folks laugh!

  • @erinkimberly4926
    @erinkimberly4926 Жыл бұрын

    He looks like the carjacker ‘good guy’ in my childhood favourite movie Adventures in Babysitting

  • @allthingsnu4673
    @allthingsnu4673 Жыл бұрын

    "If I give you two weeks' notice, the only thing you're going to notice is that I haven't worked in two weeks"!! 🤣That was a good one!! ...I also liked the job application jokes. He's very funny. The airport sandwich joke reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield... it's the kind of joke he would have told.

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Жыл бұрын

    - “Street name? - Lil’ Ray-Ray!” Miguel reminded me of another gem: -“ Dude, what’s your street name?” -“Lil’ Marco” “You live on Lil’ Marco?” “Oh, you mean my address…”

  • @Mestizajee_
    @Mestizajee_ Жыл бұрын

    Needs a special ASAP like right now this is too hilarious

  • @tinsakndgame
    @tinsakndgame Жыл бұрын

    He is so hilarious but the crowd are tough

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Жыл бұрын

    “K, as in *kuality*… P, as in *pneumonia*”

  • @eavening4149
    @eavening4149 Жыл бұрын

    I love your alternative etymology!

  • @globetrekker86
    @globetrekker86 Жыл бұрын

    “What *shool* did you go to?” That’s a great question, Miguel. I’d like to know where your friend studied the Tanakh

  • @deborahadcock978
    @deborahadcock978 Жыл бұрын

    He is a great comedian!

  • @dn8387
    @dn8387 Жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed his whole routine but I loved the bit about his mother in law! Too funny. 😂

  • @madsighntist14

    @madsighntist14

    Жыл бұрын

    And I seldom laugh at MIL jokes ! ! ! !

  • @sbria8428
    @sbria8428 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious 😂

  • @mgd6087
    @mgd6087 Жыл бұрын

    It takes a secure man to make jokes about his military wife. I loved the cadence call!

  • @kandihoarding7395
    @kandihoarding7395 Жыл бұрын

    He's super funny, I wish it was longer.

  • @gabryylpierce8586
    @gabryylpierce8586 Жыл бұрын

    What a low energy audience... He was hilarious!

  • @Harloha
    @Harloha Жыл бұрын

    Thumbs up from me. Much Love and Aloha from Honolulu Hawaii brother 🤙🏼👊🏼💪🏼💯

  • @juliedavis4507
    @juliedavis4507 Жыл бұрын

    Graduation date! 😂😂🤣

  • @kathyflanagan1808
    @kathyflanagan18085 ай бұрын

    👍👍👍👍👍 entertaining and 😂 Thank you!!!

  • @1234fakerstreet
    @1234fakerstreet Жыл бұрын

    That was the worst audience ever. This guy is hilarious!

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives Жыл бұрын

    Shed-ule 🙌

  • @Dr_MF
    @Dr_MF7 ай бұрын

    Street name little ray ray 😂😆😂😂

  • @pmr4christ
    @pmr4christ Жыл бұрын

    No cursin too! Fav*

  • @amyamy9482
    @amyamy9482 Жыл бұрын

    Super Fun!

  • @TecnamTwin
    @TecnamTwin Жыл бұрын

    The dog bit is so true!

  • @landdweller7523
    @landdweller7523 Жыл бұрын

    Probably the funniest thing I've seen in December 2022

  • @suewinter3693
    @suewinter3693 Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious!

  • @ludapoloz6681
    @ludapoloz6681 Жыл бұрын

    Talk about “bad-breath”…. My best friend works at bank…she said it’s a blessing to see people wearing masks… meaning they don’t breathe on me with “morning /afternoon 😅breath”

  • @JesusIsKing301
    @JesusIsKing301 Жыл бұрын

    0:41 lmao starting out great

  • @NickvonZ
    @NickvonZ Жыл бұрын

    Starts HOT! And just keeps getting better!

  • @trees5338
    @trees5338 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant

  • @goranzabic8375
    @goranzabic8375 Жыл бұрын

    Pissin myself from Melbourne, Australia 😂

  • @uptightnouttasite
    @uptightnouttasite Жыл бұрын

    I love your style. You have some great jokes.

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey Жыл бұрын

    The old people walking and changing lanes... FINALLY someone else noticed this! I do NOT get it. They can be hobbling along at a snail's pace, and the MOMENT you get close enough to pass them they veer over so there is not enough room on either side to pass them without knocking them down. Or they get up quickly from an aisle seat and as soon as they rush out into the aisle, suddenly they slow down to a stop and then move like a glacier while everyone lines up behind them. And why do old people hold onto the seat in front of them on the bus? Any time they are in a vehicle with wheels, no matter how securely they are seated - even belted in -they've got to grab onto the dashboard or the seat in front of them as though at any moment they will be launched into space. I want so many explanations from old people.

  • @musicfancier
    @musicfancier Жыл бұрын

    Funny stuff right there. 😂

  • @mnsega
    @mnsega Жыл бұрын

    Funny guy, wrong crowd

  • @schadowolf
    @schadowolf Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! A great comedian and true/life funny

  • @relsae9576
    @relsae9576 Жыл бұрын

    “K as in Quality.” I’m dead!

  • @denischabriddell986
    @denischabriddell986 Жыл бұрын

    Oh my Miguel was too funny.

  • @user-gl2ps6ui8p
    @user-gl2ps6ui8p Жыл бұрын

    Very funny!

  • @lorielhassani
    @lorielhassani Жыл бұрын

    The correct pronunciation is Skej-ool. It is derived from latin scheda (skeeda)

  • @kathyduby8150
    @kathyduby8150 Жыл бұрын

    wow. Thank you for making me laugh so much. Even better, thank you for making me giggle with the alphanumeric gigolo and quality lines. Good stuff.

  • @sarahizquierdo5666
    @sarahizquierdo5666 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is FUNNY!

  • @urieaaron
    @urieaaron Жыл бұрын

    Slap your mother made me laugh out load. For context, it is rare for me to LOL when I am sitting alone watching a comedy video.

  • @paulaking6611
    @paulaking6611 Жыл бұрын

    I agree😂

  • @eseelchatel8926
    @eseelchatel8926 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is good i recomend this video to you if you are looking for good comedy give this video a chance it wont dissappoint

  • @Rabdom50
    @Rabdom50 Жыл бұрын

    In the ex's defense -- a rottweiler costs less to feed than, say, a Yorkie

  • @shelbiecarroll9815
    @shelbiecarroll9815 Жыл бұрын

    He is so hilarious 😂🤣😆

  • @Nayo68
    @Nayo68 Жыл бұрын

    Seems like all of you commenting here, are family and friends of this guy. Only good reviews!!

  • @sharyldutter9694
    @sharyldutter9694 Жыл бұрын

    LOL, I did exactly what he was talking about at a Temp Agency. LOL, saw the door. The dumbest question on their application was what color is the sky? My answer: depends on the weather. 🤪😹 He is so right! Love it! LOL, he's also right about language. BTW, I married at 14, window at 17. I get it. My wedding dress cost $2580.00 AND I paid for the dress MYSELF. I'm getting it ready for the fourth wedding. Have fun! 😹😹😹

  • @bufferkiller

    @bufferkiller

    Жыл бұрын

    This comment feels like a serial killer's confession.

  • @sharyldutter9694

    @sharyldutter9694

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bufferkiller want to find out?

  • @bufferkiller

    @bufferkiller

    Жыл бұрын

    @@sharyldutter9694 I’d be lying if I said no. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @eldynamico2022
    @eldynamico2022 Жыл бұрын

    Military tendencies after the first day, and for the rest of your life; you got that right!

  • @maryl3311
    @maryl3311 Жыл бұрын

    My Algebra 2 teacher was a Bronx-born black man named Javier Jenkins lol.

  • @jedicouncilelonmusk
    @jedicouncilelonmusk Жыл бұрын

    Likes for the laugh

  • @jennifermorrales3389
    @jennifermorrales3389 Жыл бұрын

    Ok ok I no I’m 3 days late.. but my goodness this man was really good 🤣🤣🤣we need more of this man 😂🤣🙏🏻🤣

  • @eltonwashington596
    @eltonwashington596 Жыл бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥👍🤣🤣🤣👍👍

  • @prezmoment
    @prezmoment Жыл бұрын

    Very funny and original too!! 😂😂

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SocietyPanda
    @SocietyPanda Жыл бұрын

    Love ya, Ice Cubes brother

  • @bunnyniyori5209
    @bunnyniyori5209 Жыл бұрын

    Is there a reason all Drybar is done in Utah?

  • @artgirl7649

    @artgirl7649

    Жыл бұрын

    That's what I was wondering!!! 😏☺️

  • @bufferkiller

    @bufferkiller

    Жыл бұрын

    Dry Bar is the club they're performing at.

  • @timothyfloogle
    @timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын

    Dude is funny.

  • @brother-In-Christ404
    @brother-In-Christ404 Жыл бұрын

    MW low key stole the 2 week notice joke from my man Michael Junior.

  • @devaughnsalter6264

    @devaughnsalter6264

    Жыл бұрын

    That joke is older than that. I first heard it about 30 years ago so it's probably even older than that.

  • @brother-In-Christ404

    @brother-In-Christ404

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devaughnsalter6264 OK, makes sense

  • @bufferkiller

    @bufferkiller

    Жыл бұрын

    None of the jokes were fresh. It was the set of every male comedian in the 80s, and they were old jokes then too.

  • @alfredtorres9640
    @alfredtorres9640 Жыл бұрын

    Donate it to child support office. LMBO. You weren’t funny, bruh! You were hilarious! I needed it, THANK YOU!

  • @jonathanmartin7204
    @jonathanmartin7204 Жыл бұрын

    He good. So how long did he live in Africa I wonder. His English is on point.

  • @devaughnsalter6264

    @devaughnsalter6264

    Жыл бұрын

    Either you are being facetious or you really missed the joke.

  • @jonathanmartin7204

    @jonathanmartin7204

    Жыл бұрын

    @@devaughnsalter6264 yeah. A guy told me I must respect the African American community. I said,"so how long did you live in Africa?" He said,"I never have." I said"then wouldn't that make you American?"

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EpicurusWasRight
    @EpicurusWasRight Жыл бұрын

    “You won’t get the job but you’ll have fun”

  • @kneadinghands
    @kneadinghands Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @yorintrabul
    @yorintrabul Жыл бұрын

    gWarN S0n!

  • @JadeDragon407
    @JadeDragon407 Жыл бұрын

    G as in Gnome, P as in Pneumatic, T as in Tsunami. >>:=p

  • @Trudloops
    @Trudloops Жыл бұрын

    I was enjoying this video and then I heard Trinidad and I exclaimed with joy.🇹🇹 You can find a Trini anywhere.

  • @greatgoodnessgoddessgratit5611
    @greatgoodnessgoddessgratit5611 Жыл бұрын

    😜😂😂😂

  • @dink182j4
    @dink182j4 Жыл бұрын

    Give a ‘too weak’ notice when you quit your job?

  • @marquitaallen9377
    @marquitaallen9377 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @jamiebridson7871
    @jamiebridson7871 Жыл бұрын

    Yes man! I'd have clapped real hard had I been in the room. Then you break out the soprano sax? Yeah what a dude - my man.

  • @ezras7997
    @ezras7997 Жыл бұрын

    He can’t hear you; it’s too late.

  • @denisephil7967
    @denisephil7967 Жыл бұрын

    S0 funny, audience was not so into it, but he was great!

  • @FreshPrince0fMiami
    @FreshPrince0fMiami Жыл бұрын

    Miguel means Michael

  • @devaughnsalter6264

    @devaughnsalter6264

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes...but you missed the greater joke there.

  • @kristinaa9476
    @kristinaa9476 Жыл бұрын

    Sometimes the whites are racist jokes are soooo old though almost every black comedian uses them. I’m not offended by them, I don’t like pc culture, it used to be edgy in the 90’s, but at this point it’s just so tired and overused and not accurate unless you target it toward globalists, now those ppl are often super racist, take a look at the policies they’ve implemented against black communities. THAT would be edgy.

  • @Jo-xn3yp

    @Jo-xn3yp

    Жыл бұрын

    What are you on about…🍍

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