Ill say one thing about aging. The less you move the older you feel when you do. KEEP MOVING it makes all the difference.

@mindedempath

Жыл бұрын

I was just saying this yesterday. I know people who are my age but look way older just because of their energy. THEY DON'T MOVE AROUND haha They are too lazy to even get up from the couch. It makes all the difference. It's muscle memory haha

@cosmicman621

Жыл бұрын

@@mindedempath ...it might not necessarily be “laziness” that’s stopping someone from hitting the weights and cardio...it’s the mileage dude..not the model.Who can know what sort of damage is under someone’s hood.

@Elhastezy888

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmicman621 Bullsh*t and Jack Lalanne proved it! He also got Bob Barker to prove it by nagging the sh*t out of him in his 70's to start!! Start working out. And Bob Barker did! The human body us amazing! Start at any age it will be receptive

@mindedempath

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmicman621 I get it, it's a mindset. But at least get up from the couch! Like I am not kidding, I have friends that sit on the couch and just ask their kids to get the remote for them instead of getting up and walking two feet to get it themselves. I am not telling anyone to exercise if they can't but you gotta keep your body moving!

@tabbott429

Жыл бұрын

@@mindedempath YES. Even basic walking helps immensely.

If you see a person over 40 out past 9pm, just know that person had an afternoon nap for at least 2 hours.

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

Not us nightowls!!

@Iowagrown123

Жыл бұрын

Or, either still working, or just got off shift. Probably not partying.

@hmead2810

Жыл бұрын

Not true!

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

@newinhaven Depends on the woman...menopause and perimenopause can cause major exhaustion.

@melissabrown9179

Жыл бұрын

I definitely would need one....

"you're either really fat, kinda fat or trying not to be fat" 🤣

@MargueriteFairProductions

20 күн бұрын

LOL, true~

“I remember when Sketchers were invented!” That hit hard 😂

@kryys5092

3 ай бұрын

What is q sketcher

@darwinwins

2 ай бұрын

Skechers. Without the T. i saw ads for them last year and realized that there's no T in there. and that there never was. i hate it.

@calicokush

2 ай бұрын

@@darwinwins the true self loathing will come when you buy a pair for yourself and grow to lurve them. It's either that or midlife crisis barbie going on a cruise with her fanny pack and crocs, and everything else she got on sale at the bin store. don't become a midlife crisis barbie. leave the kids at home, buy yourself some orthopedic slip-ons and go get your groove back.

Deon Cole is a master.🤌🏾

@yankee2666

Жыл бұрын

He stinks.

@nozrep

Жыл бұрын

yo! hella yes

@Katya_Lastochka

Жыл бұрын

And a total dilf.

@dukeallen432

17 күн бұрын

No comparison to Papa

´It’s like you’re your own pet! » I died’

"ILIZA" made me fucking piss myself of laughter at the whole "Gather around the snapchat children and let me tell you a story of the landline" bit. I fucking DIEDDDDD 🤣🤣

They don't want us to laugh ya'll. It's healthy and healing. Protect ALL of our comedians.

@davidbarkley9447

Жыл бұрын

I know right I love comedy any kind I am a 59 year old white guy there are some incredibly funny jokes about people like me have a wonderful day

@nicolenotizieeamici

Жыл бұрын

100%

@danusdragonfly6640

Жыл бұрын

Who is "they"? 🤔😂

@sparkle3000

Жыл бұрын

@@danusdragonfly6640 Whom ever you want them to be. Have a nice day? ❤

@sparkle3000

Жыл бұрын

@@davidbarkley9447Reality is so funny. A good comedian can make you laugh at anything. Why dictators have always killed them. Have a wonderful day too! 💜💜💜

Going out naps are so good, I keep sleeping and don't go out.

Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS

@JoshMaxPower

12 күн бұрын

LMAO you're kids! 🙏🙏🙏

I'm no longer a liability in these streets. 😂 Lol

@annettethompson8101

Жыл бұрын

Underrated.🤣

I am loving 80.

I am almost 54. Solid Gen X. No clue how many summers I have left. But I plan to quietly enjoy the time I have left.

It’s funny that the older you are, the more you enjoy a good sit😀

@Katya_Lastochka

Жыл бұрын

I read that wrong.

"I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET OLDER" WAS THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE EVER SAID🙄 😂

The going out naps in your 40's is so true

U got 30 Summers Left😂😂😂😂. Let me get my life together

@reganwolf4405

Жыл бұрын

😆😅

@mimim8532

Жыл бұрын

I’m 50! Lmao

@yuflysolo1833

Жыл бұрын

Right!😂

@hempcacaogoji831

Жыл бұрын

It is scary true that you can actually count them down. I never noticed until now.

@tinaroberts5858

Жыл бұрын

30 summers!!?? Lmfao. Maybe 5

Tom Papa has some real George Carlin energy in this bit

I just spit out my tea at “ointment drawer”!!!😂😂

@kimmariefaber4636

8 ай бұрын

Me too!

@litawi7869

3 ай бұрын

Omg! I basically have one😮I’m only 41, when did this happen?!!

@infinitybless7132

Күн бұрын

😂😂😂

I keep me a nice vintage piece around” 😅

@moniqueengleman873

Жыл бұрын

I loved this! I am sixty two years old. My partner is much younger and I keep a vintage piece on the side. Trust and believe, old people have lots of sex. I KNOW!!!!! 😳😳 We have really great sex and it is relaxed and funny. I swear I didn't know. Until I got here. Old people smoke a ton of weed also. Reliving those rebellious teenage years.

20 summers left! Deon Cole speaking the truth!

@rkms5606

Жыл бұрын

Jennifer Lewis is!

@TheyCantC

Жыл бұрын

And that's god willing

@Brock_273

Жыл бұрын

That hit home for me!

@stephaniechenault9169

10 ай бұрын

I'm 64 so I have 6 summers left?

@CarolinaFlorezCoaching

6 ай бұрын

@@stephaniechenault9169or 24, God willing.

That Jenifer Lewis joke had me spit all my coffee. 😂😂😂😂 I betchu she really did twirl away🩰💃🏾

@cassstew5248

Жыл бұрын

Listen or read her memoir. It’s awesome!!

Just turned 35 and my husband is 42. NAPS ARE THE SHIT! “We gonna turn up today!” Is go out to a late lunch with some drinks, come home, nap, wake up, make dinner and hang out or watch a movie at home and it’s GLORIOUS 😂

@myra2090

11 ай бұрын

This is the life ❤😂

@marianodiaz2946

8 ай бұрын

A nap???? Im for it with my wife every time and...... we love it!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

@thagodwecreate5179

7 ай бұрын

I'm 40 and I do love naps when I'm not mainline massive doses of cocaine.

@user-ok6it2pg2j

3 ай бұрын

I do the same! And it is glorious!!!!😂

@calicokush

2 ай бұрын

discover the joys of pregnancy pillows, more so when you're not pregnant, go wild, get two of them, a U shaped pillow for each half of your body and don't share. Ten (nine) years later, start looking at toilet seat risers - your back will thank you... it will also become your traveling companion, so you never have to sit on a questionable bnb toilet again or you're willing to brave the great outdoors but your knees aren't going to let you pop a squat behind a bush or tree, every time you have to pee. Start planning out your pre-menopause gear, you're going to need to horde gear from cooling sheets, pillows and pajamas to other things.. also, things people never tell you - when your vision starts to go, it doesn't go gradually, one day you'll wake up and be screaming like Mary on Little House On The Prairie that you're blind... it just happens, keep some emergency readers in the house, 1.25 or 1.50 then just 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 glasses.. everyone is different, so no telling where you might land but those are typically workable for most, so, have a set for when the day comes, so, you don't have to squint down the road to the walgreens because you couldn't read your phone to get a lyft. between 35-50, male or female, you're entering into a stage that is as volatile as puberty. also, look up BMothePrince on here or tiktok, along with mrprofessor318 and therealslimsherri on tiktok. On YT, "Welcome to the club, Milllennials" by holdernessfamily

Im 50 and this had me in tears laughing so hard. It reminds me also that we are unique yet similar in some ways....

Being old is better than being dead…

@willieduffie4967

Жыл бұрын

It depends on how old.....and the nature of your health.

@maryrosekent8223

Жыл бұрын

@@willieduffie4967 True!

@AvecPoesie

Жыл бұрын

My maternal grandmother Died just shy of her 101st birthday. The last decade of her life, she required full-time, around the clock care. She needed to be fed, changed, etc. She was essentially a 100 year old baby...entirely helpless. Witnessing that made me feel 😢 it may not be worth it to age in such a way.

@larry-pq7re

10 ай бұрын

Absolutely!

@SavvyandMommy

4 ай бұрын

I know it doesn't happen to everyone but dementia is awful.

What a perspective to view your own end date. In terms of how many seasons you will be around to enjoy. That’s why I love comedy. Expressing any idea while making people view their point of view from an oblique angle rather than just from straight on and typical. Chappelle is amazing at doing that as well

@thagodwecreate5179

7 ай бұрын

Interesting optimist perspective. Pessimistic counterpoint: how many seasons without enjoyment can you go without deciding your own end date? Personally. I have maybe 1 more in me.

@jimmydee935

7 ай бұрын

@@thagodwecreate5179 I’m sorry to hear that. Then I’m lead to believe, by your comment, that you’re up there in age? Sick? In any event, I hope your remaining days are filled with joy and happiness, friend

Tom Papa out here just speaking truth.

This was great! Aging isn’t bad at all. Barbara Walters was 93 when she died…she’s looked 65 for almost 30 years, I had no idea 😂

@Elena-rt9yu

Жыл бұрын

Money and plastic surgery! Got love it, what a loss….RIP

When you so old you realize the two step and dip is all you got...lol

Eldermillenial 🤣🤣🤣

@jjenk911

Жыл бұрын

As someone who also born in 1983, I can confirm

They all have the same energy as Ben Barnes when he said "what happens at midnight? Ben doesn't know because he's gone home to sleep"😂 40 yr olds love their sleep and I respect them for that shit

Omg Eliza is on point! I wake up in the morning after 2 years of being married and I rub my husband’s back and shoulders, asking him, “how did you sleep babe?” Lmao

@jenerin905

Жыл бұрын

I've been married for 15 years and I don't think my husband has ever slept well. I gave up on trying to get him to see a doctor 8 years ago. Asking him to go didn't work and trying to trick him into seeing the doctor failed too. Now when he says he didn't sleep well, I don't even pretend to care. He sucks at sleep. I've realized there are things in life that just aren't going to happen. I will never be a size 8 again and my husband will never have a restful night's sleep.

@drx6139

Жыл бұрын

@@jenerin905 omg! 15 yrs and he STILL won’t see a doctor?! So it’s pointless to keep pushing my husband to see a doctor? I’m gonna have to do this dance for the rest of my life lmao

@djtchamp5076

Жыл бұрын

Husband's super lucky you deserve the best

@donnaquinlan6530

Жыл бұрын

He’s not sleeping well because he’s drinking alcohol and it’s draining his body his bones from all of its calcium and magnesium which causes restless Ness so stop drinking booze and stop eating sugar we’re depleting our bones of minerals that’s why we shrink Dr. Donna here she cracks me up her husband grew a tail lol

Iliza Schlesinger is hilarious, landlines and sidekick phones were crazy. 🤣🤣

@tinacole1450

Жыл бұрын

And the tape deck

@johncalderara9188

Жыл бұрын

I miss going to comedy cubs!

“On HERON”😂😂im calling it that for now on

@shoqwavebeats8745

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@gyrlyninja

Жыл бұрын

We know it’s heroin, we just add emphasis how f**** up the junkies are off of it! So we would say “ look at that junkie off that heron” 😉

@MarayaGavin5839

Жыл бұрын

Lmao the oldest term in the book 😂😂😂😂😂 from waaayyyyyy Back Lmao

@reganwolf4405

Жыл бұрын

😆😅

@janesackville-faught668

Жыл бұрын

😄😆😅

I knew I was getting old when everyone at work started looking like my kids friends. My manger said she didn’t know what grunge was, I almost cried. Damn millennials and genZ😂

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

Didn't know what grunge was?? That hurts.

@Deedraa

Жыл бұрын

So if you’re gen z and you are getting old . I am gen x what are you saying ?

@mztweety1374

Жыл бұрын

@@Deedraa I’m Gen X and we are the new boomers and millennials are the new GenX so…🤷🏾‍♀️

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

@@mztweety1374 How can there be a new 'boomer' when this was attributed to a select range of people? Millennials will never be the 'new' GenX...that's heresy!!

@RS54321

Жыл бұрын

​@@Deedraa Right? They're not even 30 and they're thinking that. How perspective changes over time.

Lmfao Deon said an ointment drawer 😂😂😂 idk why the valet jog speed is funny to me 😂

@mztweety1374

Жыл бұрын

I have a pain med basket, a heating pad and three canes. I’ve had two surgeries this year and I’m not doing shit to mess up the doctors good work. I’ve got a good quarter million dollars worth of titanium in me and I ain’t going nowhere but to make some money.😂😂😂 middle age is great!

@86Kera

Жыл бұрын

@@mztweety1374 with that type of medical work you have to keep the good stuff on deck 😂

@emjohnson7207

Жыл бұрын

I'm 61, got a med basket under both sinks and two in the kitchen. Mom at 82 has stuff that will shame a pharmacy. And she ain't get rid of nothing...might need it.

@86Kera

Жыл бұрын

@@emjohnson7207 lol who needs a pharmacy when y’all have everything 😆

Deon is the best.

I’m about to be 18 and take “going out naps”. Not sure what that says about me 😂

@huwguyver4208

Жыл бұрын

You're just trying to make us oldies feel better 😆

@SolidSiren

Жыл бұрын

I was that person. It means u will be all prepared to be old before u even get there 😄

@christyw9280

Жыл бұрын

Heck, I take going out naps to stay in. Lol

@elizdonovan5650

Жыл бұрын

It means that you will be well rested and will enjoy the ‘going out’ all the more. You’re prepared. Enjoy yourself. Time passes very quickly. Take care. ☘️🌝🌲

@Katya_Lastochka

Жыл бұрын

It says you're introverted, or still growing.

You got 30 left..... Blowin beer out my nose

@yankee2666

Жыл бұрын

You only have ten left.

A nice "Valet jog" also describes my experience on the treadmill. Haha

"Trying not to be fat" lmfao 😂

Vintage piece 🤣

Take a picture and spread it out 🤣🤣🤣

It's called disco naps, baby 😅

The going-out nap is essential 😮

Deon is the best! They made stand up look easy but try it you’ll c it’s super hard

OMG 😂 Is his name Tom Papa! Guy is Hilarious! And Deon Cole cracked me up lol 🤣👍😁✌️

YOU GOT 30 SUMMERS LEFT. LMAO...

Take a picture and spread it out really hits home for me! 😂

Tom papa reminds me of phil hartman

Is that the guy from those Old Spice commercials? Those are my jam!

@msnos6245

Жыл бұрын

Old spice, yes and way more other things. ....

@MrJ691

Жыл бұрын

I love Terry Crews too!

The going out naps had me 💀. That is me!!

I love um all! No matter what changes, comedians will still make us laff! And thats something i can always rely on!

I do the same "report" with my husband, and she isn't lying about wish they would go to the Dr. to see why they sleep so poorly, cuz after 20 YEARS it's starting to effect ur sleep lol 😂😂😂

@singingwindrider9881

Жыл бұрын

Unless it's really just physical, don't need a Dr. Just read The Holy Bible. Of course, even if it is physical, still read it. He still heals 😉🕊.

@eb1042

Жыл бұрын

CPAP❗❗❗

Shit the car insurance hit hard

Let me go live my best life! 😩🤣🤣😭

Happy New year! Way to start 2023. Tom Papa speakin real life😂

yes!!! We are all fat you're either really fat, kinda fat, or trying not to get fat either way fat is coming!! Bahahaha I love it!!

The tale of the land line reminded me of something when I was a teen I fould a cute antique phone that worked I used it til I left home I have as decorations on my dresser now my 9yr lil niece saw it in asked me why my phone has a curly key n wheel with numbers in it 😂I relized she was talking about the wire n dial then she ask me y the touch screen was missing how u get to the numbers to call someone 🤣she wanted to play with it I let her she was walking around with it pretending to talk to someone she ask me how I carry this heavy thing with me everywhere how big was ur purse in the 90s 🤣im lik i didn't I had to explain to her difference between a mobile phone and landline..I nearly peed myself when she ask how I keep from getting tangled in the springee Keychain string..

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

Жыл бұрын

I can relate!😂😂😂 My sister, her husband, and their two kids came to spend Christmas and New Year's with me, my mother, and my two other sisters. My niece saw the landline telephone we still have in this house and asked what it was because she had never seen a landline phone before. 😂

It'd called s preturn up nap lol

Aging is the biggest practical joke that life will ever pull on you. But it gets easier when you're in on it.

6:21 "who, me? 🥺oooOOOOoOoOOoO.." cracks me up ever time 😭

I guess I'm old because I can relate😂

Deon Cole at min 13:40 is comedy gold and 💯 % accurate

the older I get the funnier Tom Papa gets or i start to get it...

@mztweety1374

Жыл бұрын

Yup

Ointment drawer 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😜😅🤣🤣🤣

I always forget I'm old then my body reminds me 😮 😅

Brilliant! Thank you!!

Not going out naps - disco naps! 💃🏼🪩🕴🏼🕺🏻

😂😂😂 I did take a nap in a movie theater once the usher came over and said do you know he's sleeping wife said yeah I can hear him🎉😂🎉😮🎉😅

I am 47, a mom of 4 boys, I don't feel old, don't look old... But I don't try to look young I am proud of my age! Loving life 🥂

The going -out nap is very essential...lol I won't make it without one.

I feel personally attacked 😂😭😭😭

“You got 30 summers left” if people understood this they would live their lives differently. I live like there is no time left.

Nah old ladies are good LOL

LMAO 😂 I f-king love Nicole 😂❤

Ointments! 😂

@dixieboy5688

4 күн бұрын

I love it. I know that woman.

The older I get the better I was!

I've been taking "going out naps" since I was legal to go out 🤣 had to preppppp lol sheeiiiitttt

I'm glad to finally be old enough to stop dudes tryin to get some 😂😂😂😂 Good Lord being gorgeous was exhausting 😂😂😂

So.... Mr. Cole.... you are saying that I only have... 4 maybe 5 summers left??? I was laughing when you said if you are 50 you got 20 summers left... and then I got to thinking and Im not sure its funny anymore... 😁

30 summers left...damn!

Keep living you’ll get there Buddy

Thirty-five? Jesus, that’s a baby!

Iliza is hilarious!

Well that puts everything into perspective now‼️💯👏🏻🇺🇸

Super funny compilation!

“I keep me a nice vintage piece around “ So very funny!

Sebastian is so damn handsome. 😍

Bro I barely found out about sebas he is so fuckin funny he got some of the craziest shit to say Foreal

I loved the last guy! Wow!

I was slick enough to split my sleep when I went clubbing. I came home from work, napped 4 hours, showered and dressed then went out until 5:00 AM, catching the other vital 4 in the morning. Having a 10:00 - 6:00 schedule made hanging out very easy. I learned this right after college.

So good.

Lol I was talking about the sidekick cell phone today! I loved that thing!!

that going out nap shit is so real 🤣🤣

Good Grief their hysterical. Who is the Black guy ? "Going out nap" 🤣😆🤣

@bebeklein

Жыл бұрын

Deon Cole

No matter how old you get, just make it look good. I used to say naps were for kids and old people. I'm older and loooove naps!💪🙏💛

This was AWESOME. I 😂😆😂😆😂 MY ASS OFF! LITERALLY. LOL

Whenever someone asks me how I slept I say *_"LIKE GOD DURING THE HOLOCAUST!"_*

@SDlETRICH

Жыл бұрын

One of the best damn comments I ever read!

@George.Andrews.

Жыл бұрын

Spot on

@jjhh375

Жыл бұрын

God seems to be sleeping all day and night, with all the crimes happening around the world....

@warren52nz

Жыл бұрын

@nn bb Exactly but only Atheists have a plausible explanation.

@dogewisdom9921

Жыл бұрын

@@jjhh375 if God intervened in every aspect of your life, you wouldn’t have free will.

I knew I was old when 2 guys got up and offered me their seats on a bus. Bastards.