“I’m uncomfortable that you’re comfortable.“😂

I did some of my first flying in 1969, just the Continental flight between Colorado Springs and Albuquerque. Everyone dressed like it was a formal dinner party for a flight that cost $27.

@robinlathim8221

8 ай бұрын

That's so cool!

@arthurspooner36

7 ай бұрын

27 bucks in 69 was expensive Minimum wage in 1973 was $1.55! My best friend and I freshly licensed out cruising as we passed by a yellow bulldozer and I noted those machine operators make $5.00 an hour image making 5 dollars an hour? Long before the word "LOTTO" became a catchphrase our State allowed citizens 18 years and older to purchase a ticket with a serial # on it like several random numbers each different of course not white balls that we have today There was only one prize $50,000. I remember claiming if I won 50 grand in 1971 I would never have to work the rest of my life!!! You could fill the same size shopping cart we use today for $50 that fed a family of five, no paper or plastic and every thing came mostly in heavy glass bottles and jars The milk man brought the heavy glass milk bottles and deposited them in a provided metal box which later had insulated interiors for those hot summers. And Vitamin D or Chocolate and orange I think was your only choices. The sexy women must have drank tons of milks cause the milk guy always took an hour to do them as I waited patiently in anticipation of a bowl of Wheaties, I missed saying HI to him and when milkman became obsolete I was sad then one day I noticed alot of kids on my bus looked just like him it was uncanny that made me feel like he was still with us and I bet many people he serviced missed him

@stanley9402

6 ай бұрын

It would cost more than that to catch an Uber let alone a plane.

@kurtlorenzen5321

6 ай бұрын

@tommunyon2874 Geez man, that's 54 years ago, you must be old af. I read comments like this and think of a video I saw, like severely ancient..... Nana Mouskori, singing those were the days... Pretty sure that was well after 69... Bet you are so old that you know how to actually spell her name properly.. lol, the silent generation called, they want you back

4:50 OMFG that actually happened while flying Delta thru the Atlanta Airport 🤣 She was like "We can't find the pilot so we're delayed til he decides to show up." NO LIE!!! 🤣

@beezy388

3 ай бұрын

it's always atlanta 😂😂

@summerschultz6685

6 күн бұрын

Ugh ATL🤦🏼‍♀️ I wonder if your person was Tonya or whatever her name was😂

I can't get enough of airline jokes.... it's all so true!

I’m dressing!! I REFUSE TO BE THE catastrophe sitting next to anyone!!❤

Laughter truly is the best medicine. All these comedians are super funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😊😊😊🎉🎉

@kurtiswoods1663

9 ай бұрын

U are fortunate to be in good enough health to think that

@massivemindmeat

7 ай бұрын

...except mulaney, that dude never funny.

Hey Comedy Central, pay Dave Chappelle the $85,000.00 that you owe him for that last episode of The Chappelle Show.

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

Imagine they finally pay him because they saw your comment.

@ritaruona6870

8 ай бұрын

​@@storminnormin4651😅😅

@bwell6941

8 ай бұрын

they good now…

@janelliot5643

8 ай бұрын

​@@bwell6941😆 🤣

@jamespavlicek5643

7 ай бұрын

No! Pay ME the $85,000.00 you owe Dave Chappelle for that last episode of "The Dave Chappelle Show!"😂

Sebastian Maniscalco about collapse of airport/ travel attire 🤣

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

"Collapse" makes it sound destructive. It's just strangers in sweat pants.

@MnementhBronze

2 ай бұрын

@@kingayy9267yeah I liked him at first but he just went got to be too much that he went full circle to become a "snowflake" himself

Hey can we cool it down a lil bit, it’s 7:30 am 😂😂😂

@perriredd615

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😅

I want that bumper sticker that says "I KNOW" 😂

When i got to Texas, that U-turn lane threw me too.. 😂 😂 That, and the horizontal stop lights.. I ran a few before i realized..🤦🏿‍♂️ 😂.

The Pete Davidson bit about Cape Air is on point. Grew up on Martha’s Vineyard, and lived in Puerto Rico for years. Have sat shotgun many times!

People used to deal with their own problems. Nowadays people make everyone else deal with the problems that they themselves don't want to deal with.

@CNote-un6ob

2 ай бұрын

fact🤣

I see a little bit of, "cryptomnesia". Doesn't it seem like that Katrina chick's bit was almost identical to the John Mulaney one, right B4 it? About already knowing that ur a bad driver, when other drivers get mad, and honk at you? They played her's, right after his. Watch those two again, and tell me I'm wrong. There are very few changes, but the premise is identical.

@DementiaAcerbus

8 ай бұрын

Was honestly surprised they didn't put the date below each one the way they lined them up to make it even more obvious.

I had to go to N. Carolina for a wedding. When we arrived, we were the last flight allowed in because there was 1 inch of snow. The bride's father didn't make it because his flight from Miami was cancelled. Anyhow, the hotel would not send the ride for me I was supposed to have. One limo pulled up to drop off some people while I was on the phone to the hotel. I hung up, offered the limo guy $300 and he said he wasn't going to drive in this. I said, I'm from Buffalo and I have a Yukon, I'll drive and he agreed! We even stopped at the Burger King drive thru because he wanted to go there. Who shuts down because of one inch of snow? I'm a teacher and we can get 8 inches and there is no snow day off. How inept are these people? Half of them are transplants from the north anyhow to work at the banks. My father was an Air Force pilot. He flew around with people shooting at him.

@justify123-

7 ай бұрын

Go buffalo

@ra_santiago

7 ай бұрын

I believe this story. I grew up in Charlotte. The weather is ridiculous! And if there is one inch of snow everything shuts down without warning and I mean everything and it melts the next day 😂

@PS_testing321...

7 ай бұрын

@@ra_santiago It is true, and the funniest thing ever in my life. The only tiny lie is that I am not from Buffalo, NY. I am from the same region that gets the same weather, and I thought, well, this guy would understand Buffalo, as they always get all the headlines with the lake effect snow. But we get the exact same weather, sometimes worse. My friends think the part when I decided to say Buffalo was the best part, because the driver would have been like, where? if I had said where we really live. People on the east coast are clueless of anywhere west of the original colonies, still to this day. All of us on the south side (more the south east of the Great Lakes get it, from South Bend, Indiana to New York. It depends how the winds blow if the lakes are not frozen.

@tradtke101

5 ай бұрын

Or even if there's just 1mm of ice on the road! Everyone knows traction is proportional to the height of the surface. And everyone is a bad driver except me.

You can buy generic kleenex, generic snacks, generic shampoo, generic napkins...BUT never buy generic air travel lol.

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

Some things you simply must splurge on.

32:29 truth! If I'm driving, I've got 5 bags and my pillows and blankets!

I've loved Martha Kelly's [last] line since I heard it the first time

This is the best!!! I fly a lot so I can relate!

7:40 "8 point turn" lol

@k8tina

7 ай бұрын

And in Texas! 😄 Can sooo relate to Texas drivers pulling up next to me to see who tf is THIS idiot 😅

The hold hand light is on! 😂

Hannibal is so funny😂

I almost flew cape air… until I saw the plane.. I took the train. Was happy to take the extra 5 hours.

Lolly pop = grocery store, candy aisle.

We’re driving, and Dom Irretrea had me rolling.

@rudysal1429

7 ай бұрын

Isn't that a whole bit by George Carlin that Dom took.

"When you see the world..." 10/10

I gotta fly later this month, I wanna bring a sack of pancakes in Kyle Kinane's honor 😅

@fussbrain9161

8 ай бұрын

Don’t forget to thank the pilot !

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

Round of applause.

@thesandqueen2559

8 ай бұрын

Don't forget to put them in a Foot Locker bag.😂

@phasm42

8 ай бұрын

I used a Walmart bag. I used mini-pancakes that were already maple infused so I didn't need to add surup.

@amyroseplusone

7 ай бұрын

Ten and two

Airports are truly something else lol they also didn’t have to take off their shoes, jackets, hoodies, watches, belts, empty their pockets, etc. back in the day. nowadays if you’re not ready/quick at the bins you are THE villian

I just have Bianca and her stare each other down, laugh and they just team up... her the Street Profits and Lashley... have each one have the Raw and Smackdown women's championship

Missed a perfectly good opportunity for a ‘dude, where’s my car?!’ Reference 😭

F---in love you Chris!😂❤

That was fun! Wish the video was longer:(

The driveway 😂😂😂

45:46 I feel the same way in light traffic since lockdown happened! 😂

Matty Ryan! My old friend. Good job buddy! I'm laying here in bed lmao and then you popped up. Made my night.

And the "I get it" horn

Phenomenal 🇵🇹👌

It's pretty dumb that they only listed a few of the performers in the comments. There's plenty of room to credit everyone.

Yay Tanya!

I’ve been to OHare a lot and this is accurate lol

Katrina !!!!!!❤❤❤ you have a new fan. You are funnieeeee

@kampfgruppepeiper501

5 ай бұрын

She literally stole that entire bit

Is Comedy Central paying for fake comments or something? These things read less genuine than Amazon reviews.

Dead guy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 I love 31:00 to 32:27 because my mom's name ais Barbara.😂😂😂😂

23:25 this dude killed 👍

I'm fresh in and I'm hoping the video has the counterpart to the second comic that talks about guys in a 3 piece suit at the airport at 7 am

@marsbarsxo

9 ай бұрын

Yeah I thought the same lol, who wants to dress up to be stuck in a flying box with strangers? Thankfully it got better.

@neen42

9 ай бұрын

People used to dress up when flying was special there were meals and room to stretch your legs. Now it's as special as riding a flying bus.

@skeletor1422

8 ай бұрын

i love sebastian but i’m flying comfy.

@biancadistefano7612

8 ай бұрын

I'm uncomfortable bc you're flying comfortably.

@janissierra9412

8 ай бұрын

​@@biancadistefano7612everyone is uncomfortable bc ....

That Katrina Davis is really good at telling jokes...that she stole from everyone else.

@saigesoskil6392

7 ай бұрын

Nah cause it’s all of Taylor Tomlinsons stuff

@kampfgruppepeiper501

5 ай бұрын

I agree, I could tell that she didn’t think this bit up herself, lame asf

CC owes dave like 50000000$

❤❤❤❤❤

Tonya is not even a made up character. I got flashbacks from my last trip hearing Chris Reed. That's literally how airline staff behaves now...

@barbourgirl78

2 ай бұрын

In ATL, yeah, 😆.

I forget if I’ve see this one already

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

Thanks. I was wondering.

People need to be clean AND DON’T ENCROACH INTO THE SPACE OF OTHER PASSENGERS. Recline your seat, cool, that’s WHY they recline. But if you stick your stinky feet into my elbow space there’s going to be a ‘collision’ between your toes and my elbow as I sit down coming back from the toilet. I’ll be aiming and I’ll sit down HARD.

I smoke a bong and drive. 🤣

Pothead: Dude, where's my car?

I had never heard of Katrina Davis... she's very funny

I'm 100% Sara Schaffer. I was in the emergency exit row from Tampa to Laguardia and the flight attendant was going over what we are to do for that row. This guy wasn't even in the seats next to me, he was in the emergency exit row across from me and he was on a phone call while she was going over everything. She kept trying to get his attention and he was just like "Yeah, yeah." I finally leaned over and loudly said, "Hey get off the phone and listen to her, you're in the emergency exit row!" He glared at me and said into the phone, "I gotta go. I'm on the plane." Of course this was the same flight attendant that earlier when she asked me if I could handle sitting in the emergency exit row I replied, "I've seen every episode of Air Disasters at least twice. I got this!" and she gave me a terrified look.

When the one comedian said something about the cheapest flights, I was sure he was going say Southwest.

@kingayy9267

8 ай бұрын

Spirit

16:30

😁😁

👍🍻

Once the guy sitting next to me kept farting, I went to ask the stewardess to move me somewhere else but the plane was full, so I asked to be moved to business class but I was denied, damn it, I thought I was going to get it, luckily the guy stopped farting.

Nobody needs to get dressed up to barf into a bag daintily.

24:27

I HAVE THE RIGHT TO RECLINE MY SEAT I PAID FOR‼️

Sabrina Mathews!!!! Haven’t seen her in a minute.

John Mulaney clips should come w/an _exposure to a loud noise could cause hearing impairment warning._

Oh my god... Did that last guy die in a car accident?! Is that why they made Hocus Pocus 2?!

❤❤❤😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

No SEATBELTS!!!! 😮

“ yeah? im uncomfortable that you’re comfortable.” “Well now im uncomfortable that your uncomfortable. “ Math….

I want to report I stole a car

Lmao Sebastian is the opposite of me.. I love comfortable... I hate formal crap.. u gotta have a suit to be important.. nah fam. Lol.. love him though.

Or ride the animal! 😅

just try the bus. twice the time three times the drama

Get to 13:36

It’s the drug dealer lady from euphoria!!!

Cute

Who’s the guy w the man bun tho?!? 😮‍💨

Chris redd 💀💀

The airline chairs recline FOR A REASON. If somebody wants to recline, DEAL WITH IT rather than being a little whiner.

Crass.

I like dressing up, but one time my assigned seat smelt like strong urine!!!! Is rather wear jogging pants, slides and socks than to sit on those nasty seats with nice clothes on!

Who is the sexy ginger dude?

‘ 🍳🌌🗾. 12:01

3:52 boring

@MatthewMullen-ws8fw

Ай бұрын

And if you disagree… you are an _________

Not quite an hour wasted

Emotional support animals? Here’s an idea…if you need an animal to fly then you aren’t mentally fit to be a passenger. Either buy your own plane or go by bus, taxi or private car.

So many joke thieves in one place

These comics are great but I cant be the only one who's so sick of airport and airplane jokes.

@atypicaltiffany

9 ай бұрын

I mean, I agree, but I also clicked on a travel comedy montage so I expected some airline/airport travel jokes 🤷🏽‍♀️

@CookieSwag-lb8og

9 ай бұрын

Interesting comment, by the way What do you think about that airplane food? I uh- I heard it’s pretty up there

@storminnormin4651

9 ай бұрын

The people in the audience applauding Sebastian are the ones who dress like they are going to the gym.

@isaackitone

9 ай бұрын

I can never get sick of comedy.

@JoaquinsMomma

9 ай бұрын

@@atypicaltiffanyExactly!! I got what I asked for 😂😂😂

There were a lot of bad comedians on this clip. I had to ff through too many of them to count. I finally just quit the video.

Katrina stole several jokes…. Booo!!

Watched this for @ 15 minutes, when were the funny ones coming on??

@craigjgomez

Ай бұрын

They were waiting for you to leave. You missed it.

That second comic seems like a real piece of low class excrement. Not watching a second more of this.

Not funny

I turned you off at the taking of the Lords name in vain

Cape Air… yes

Chris Redd is hilarious.

Y'all must be new to the human family. Welcome to Earth. Almost anything goes. You're free to do as you will, so long as you do not cause damages to another person's health, life, liberty, property, or greatly disrupt the natural order of society. That includes coming to the airport in house cloths. Welcome to the family, behave yourselves and you might enjoy your stay on the planet.

@storminnormin4651

8 ай бұрын

Nah

@greatmindsthinkalike1378

8 ай бұрын

LOL 😂😂😂