Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make

@tej2199

2 жыл бұрын

u mean fetus?

@jimmyjoe1488

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid

@peepop6258

2 жыл бұрын

Dish soap

@guy6074

2 жыл бұрын

Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol

@alexsiemers7898

2 жыл бұрын

Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_

somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless

@blake_drawz9194

2 жыл бұрын

Brother

@mikey_boye

2 жыл бұрын

cus of the hair

@666verylongcat8

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@luukvanloo7195

2 жыл бұрын

Offbrand pablo escobar

@mr.salaxander8330

2 жыл бұрын

A transport hawk that delivers heroin

Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles" Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*

@waterwolf982

11 ай бұрын

Those aren't bubbles ... yet

@Not-Wanted.-.

7 ай бұрын

You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.

@Thefakenoob462

5 ай бұрын

i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up

@Kademan6809

4 ай бұрын

@@Thefakenoob462SAME

@thescholarsjourney661

4 ай бұрын

You also should not eat dishsoap

The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good

@Wired_User

12 сағат бұрын

Good???

This was the worst day of my life

@suphicx902

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@snugkhan6374

2 жыл бұрын

Very cool!

@79Wyred

2 жыл бұрын

big guy

@svbrother9949

2 жыл бұрын

Truly disgusting

@objecto2436

2 жыл бұрын

unfortunate

Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.

@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127

2 жыл бұрын

they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy

@Jim-dy4wv

2 жыл бұрын

Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.

@jebadia_mimes704

2 жыл бұрын

Theres a yin and yang: charlie And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted

@bruhsauce644

2 жыл бұрын

there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die

@NOnameNOnamehdhdhd

2 жыл бұрын

Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.

The world deserves a part 2 with orange juice, hot sauce, ranch, Mountain Dew, and other horrid liquids

@imstupid880

9 ай бұрын

Wine

@RE-zl7sy

9 ай бұрын

@@imstupid880 pee

@alumynum9379

9 ай бұрын

30% vinegar

@jennerhirata8404

9 ай бұрын

They gotta commit and do bug spray

@blackbulld40

9 ай бұрын

@@imstupid880you madlad that’s horrible

14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.

schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week

@jessicamcdarby

2 жыл бұрын

Bestie it made mine

@stephaniebaker1975

2 жыл бұрын

the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous

@kaden9055

2 жыл бұрын

It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ

@x_5724

2 жыл бұрын

It made my day better 😩

@lieceyboiz4195

2 жыл бұрын

Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA

this was ridiculously difficult to watch

@tirachies

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@hanaeve__

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo isaac

@chloeprice9649

2 жыл бұрын

hi isaac

@scarrxkamii

2 жыл бұрын

isaacwhy youtube channel

@gimmiborn2567

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues

@BlahajSharkPlushie

18 күн бұрын

Well that's pretty much canon for who schlatt is! 😂😂😂

i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness

@Greenhawk4

8 күн бұрын

Bruh what? That’s just a parfait then.

Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.

@diamondrel5190

2 жыл бұрын

Extremely true

@chadbarnett4562

2 жыл бұрын

And that makes for a good podcast

@greenscreengamer8008

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.

@JTBallew

2 жыл бұрын

Cr1tikal is a true neutral

@bladmad

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that

I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.

@MrHAH-cd9ku

2 жыл бұрын

Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.

@oodlemynoodle3753

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey

@Kbbrianne

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is so superbly on point

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe

@jamzee_

2 жыл бұрын

Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt

The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed

Rewatching this video has made me appreciate DougDoug’s will to chug olive oil by itself each day

@whatashittyname.6460

10 ай бұрын

Yes

@cutiebetutie

9 ай бұрын

HAHAHA YEA

@ianorsomething

5 ай бұрын

It’s not that bad, it’s just bitter

@Siamesetiger178

4 ай бұрын

@@ianorsomething WHA- DID YOU TEST IT

@ianorsomething

4 ай бұрын

@@Siamesetiger178 yeah ofc

It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.

@cyber2952

2 жыл бұрын

yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?

@greatone6196

2 жыл бұрын

Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:

@iiomqfaderz

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999

@beercansam9290

2 жыл бұрын

When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd

@OriOriOhG

2 жыл бұрын

@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man

“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021

@tooth_fairy5236

2 жыл бұрын

ITS THE FOX MAN

@soleynott

2 жыл бұрын

Can I join the circus?🦧

@JonoPee669

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@FirstNameLastName-di7wk

2 жыл бұрын

name of your sextape lol

@user-dq4ck5vm3w

2 жыл бұрын

YOUR PFP-

Watching them try to eat the cereal with dish soap was enough to activate MY gag reflex

I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it

I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears

@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127

2 жыл бұрын

i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man

@PLK123

2 жыл бұрын

And big lion

@seven07777

2 жыл бұрын

He's the only person more chaotic

@bipolingdaco1607

2 жыл бұрын

What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.

@GamerKid11

2 жыл бұрын

Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level

It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance

@walf6470

2 жыл бұрын

Even schlatt fears the Big man

@kaim7709

2 жыл бұрын

hes the bigger big man

@tonieeb9220

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy

@beercansam9290

2 жыл бұрын

No joke their violent personas complement each other very well

@softiibvnxxl.1458

2 жыл бұрын

@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣

I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.

16:31 the way they retched simultaneously 💀

Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul

@elizabethgrace_752

2 жыл бұрын

Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)

@isthatthegrimreaper4726

2 жыл бұрын

PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN

@shizukajoestarfp5518

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@matiasbrena2287

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok

@kevinclay6863

2 жыл бұрын

Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless

They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich

@Hackedschema28906

2 жыл бұрын

The ads are evolving.

@awfulawsten7206

2 жыл бұрын

Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, KZread, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?

@ByeByeKi77y

2 жыл бұрын

This shit feels like Mythical Morning

@tomchillen3039

2 жыл бұрын

You have to shut up

@marycoffelt3041

2 жыл бұрын

Thats two faced Teddy for ya

Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this

sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt

schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery

@thomasdamery7734

2 жыл бұрын

That's because he's in LA

@peanutman7283

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog

@dead2519

2 жыл бұрын

he always does

@wilburfoot

2 жыл бұрын

same

@YourMateMurph

2 жыл бұрын

Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday

Ted: is The Milkman Schlatt: milks men

@temutemacular

2 жыл бұрын

True

@bea1629

2 жыл бұрын

They’re compatible

@thetrainsguy7564

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@tapeesa2866

2 жыл бұрын

WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK

@ant_ler3837

2 жыл бұрын

@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad

I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.

1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.

Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal* Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫

@user-ix4il2ql2v

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing more manly

@thepersons9794

2 жыл бұрын

I want to like but it's at 666-

@Justlilmonster

2 жыл бұрын

Loving your mommy is hella manly

@kittypeanut4102

2 жыл бұрын

@@Justlilmonster yes

@slyfirefox3444

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.

The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.

@cyanide3263

2 жыл бұрын

ratio

@theorangecatkyo

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@blu3sm3lls98

2 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

@kiki8792

2 жыл бұрын

What's up checkmark

@zants_

2 жыл бұрын

not milk 😂

Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day

The face that Schlatt made when he said " Bang! " While hitting the La Croix can was EASILY the best face I have ever seen

It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die Their life is honey, nut, cheerio

@ctnightmare5709

2 жыл бұрын

pffft-

@mayoactual2065

2 жыл бұрын

Their partner usually being the queen bee

@door.5976

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit why does this not have more likes?

@beesinatrenchcoat-cq4fd

2 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED COMMENT DJDJDJSJDHDJDSJSJSJSJ

@nadeendies581

2 жыл бұрын

This comment

im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted

@GerdWatches

2 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume.

@madelinhere

2 жыл бұрын

I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.

@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127

2 жыл бұрын

ted could comfortably eat me in one meal

@darm4467

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, we are all small men

@GerdWatches

2 жыл бұрын

I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow

"The fuck is Wegmans"... That man doesn't know what he's missing.

I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix

im disappointed they didn’t do monster that would have been a shit show

@fayah8865

2 жыл бұрын

Wait till they find out there a coffe flavored one lol

@infiniteneru6161

2 жыл бұрын

classic monster is just red bull but less sour

@escrotus_maxus

2 жыл бұрын

They used redbull

@moldy_cheez6282

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr.

@fayah8865

2 жыл бұрын

I mean atleast there was B A N G Wich I never fucking heard of but ok.

i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention

@lorgotsbrig8494

2 жыл бұрын

Suggestion*

@fakedoorsfordinner1677

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorgotsbrig8494 Obligation*

Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well

Y'all should redo this but make it about random liquids as dipping sauces for wings.

next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal

@wilburfoot

2 жыл бұрын

Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea

@Lumerotte

2 жыл бұрын

cereal squared

@thatoneguy40

2 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that actually sounds great lol

@eliskini5264

2 жыл бұрын

Whats up checkmark

@melonsoepic

2 жыл бұрын

@@wilburfoot U AGAIN :O

It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over

@DJProfessorL

2 жыл бұрын

2 big men

@yufelon

2 жыл бұрын

@@DJProfessorL huge

@bee_._berry7324

2 жыл бұрын

@@yufelon massive.

@ellieweaver7414

2 жыл бұрын

@@bee_._berry7324 enormous

@imaperson9582

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ig6xd2zf5r gigantes

i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through

I love how dish soap placed second with a score of 13/20 being only close behind apple juice which had a 13.5. Dish soap was only half a point away from being the best alternative to milk.

“Like LA tap water” “That’s not true!” Then why did you buy a bottle of water?

@Letsplaynumbers

2 жыл бұрын

Because all tap water is disgusting

@guapogordonguapofraizer8311

2 жыл бұрын

@@Letsplaynumbers I mean not necessarily

@plece

2 жыл бұрын

@@Letsplaynumbers at least all US tap water

@zkincheloe1412

2 жыл бұрын

@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well

@cherrisoda892

2 жыл бұрын

Is this a reference

Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.

@izzbee3419

2 жыл бұрын

timestamp??

@yoitsads

2 жыл бұрын

what you know about rolling down in the deep

@brooke5968

2 жыл бұрын

@@izzbee3419 10:12

@pyppuspice8807

2 жыл бұрын

i want a full version of him singing the entire song

@snethies

2 жыл бұрын

@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze

2:14 extreme mom checking item energy

12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said

Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.

@thatcosmokramer

2 жыл бұрын

That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.

@gamingthatsall4253

2 жыл бұрын

@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy

@gun3881

2 жыл бұрын

Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.

@abzdragon2728

2 жыл бұрын

@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear

@skapaloka222

2 жыл бұрын

Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.

Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.

@sp_00nsy

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl that's real cool shit dude I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.

@yanselalmodovar918

2 жыл бұрын

Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit. Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up. You: For science. Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.

@sp_00nsy

2 жыл бұрын

@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there

@tactile2878

2 жыл бұрын

@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao

@securelilyjt6057

2 жыл бұрын

Olive oils homophobic! Dammmn risky take

13:02 Why does it look like you guys are pouring a shitload of hand sanitizer on your cereal?

I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend

@liaaa333

2 ай бұрын

PLSSS

The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.

@bfc9467

2 жыл бұрын

what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.

@hopelessly.lavenderly

2 жыл бұрын

the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation

I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge

@LordMegatherium

2 жыл бұрын

I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.

@stevem.o.1185

2 жыл бұрын

The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth

@imjustme5934

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal

@VERXELIS.

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot

@jayshroomalt

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime

I feel as though having dark chocolate cereal pillows with milk chocolate pillows inside of them with white chocolate viscous liquid in that, and then taking white chocolate milkshake and adding extra milk that is very cold to make it more runny, and then pouring that onto the cereal would be absolutely delicious. Also, adding margharetia to cereal in the morning is when you know you have a problem... I feel like a tiny amount of lemon juice or honey would work in porridge

I love how they give the most life threatening liquid the highest score

You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)

@thequeenofcringe1585

2 жыл бұрын

Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots

@PhoenixTwoFiftySix

2 жыл бұрын

@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most

@JoAnna-le2wr

2 жыл бұрын

@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity

@thequeenofcringe1585

2 жыл бұрын

@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.

@goldenwing1262

2 жыл бұрын

I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy

It’s scary to think schlatt, has a mother and was birthed instead of just forming

@thenaartjiegod3834

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit,you're right.

@x_5724

2 жыл бұрын

WAIT HOLD UP-

@despacito_spajder953

2 жыл бұрын

*bore

@Someone-sk8cg

2 жыл бұрын

@@despacito_spajder953 birthed

@beantatobeepbeep9683

2 жыл бұрын

I forget that adults have been innocent children before

This somehow went from milk to them sitting next to a bottle of dish soap in 13 minutes.

what you said about the cold brew is honestly how i feel about all the coffee i've ever tasted it's good for like 1-2 seconds, then the actual taste arrives, and then the aftertaste when you swallow..

*Jschlatt looks at dish soap* Ted : No, that's not edible. *Literally seconds after* *Ted picks up raid bug spray*

@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc

2 жыл бұрын

Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea

@mastersombrastudios6837

2 жыл бұрын

@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted

@TheRealSteveHarvey

2 жыл бұрын

@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???

@mclarensenna3619

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...

@dylo7564

2 жыл бұрын

*s u n b l o c k*

Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.

@ray-wp3rw

2 жыл бұрын

ack why did this send me so much lmao

@Cytise91

2 жыл бұрын

@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you

@ray-wp3rw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cytise91 hell

@JustSomeoneYouMightKnow

2 жыл бұрын

@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then

@Fawnfreckle

2 жыл бұрын

@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?

I feel like the coffee would be better with Frosted Flakes, less coffee needed and more sugar

10:41 I thought this was an ad read so I skipped ahead lol

i like how they thought of every liquid but refused to use almond milk

@lucaa_955

2 жыл бұрын

they’d rather drink olive oil than almond milk

@reidbenware909

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucaa_955 yes

@altoes8884

2 жыл бұрын

Almond milk slander from the milk man

@Jeff4theRaid

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a more extensive dive but almond milk and milk substitutes are meant to be similar to milk, we want to replace the cereal standard and its cheap imitations, I wanted to see a valid replacement for milk entirely

@chewy1203

2 жыл бұрын

man almond milk is only good in cakes bc yiy cant taste the milk there

oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”

@bobcore224

2 жыл бұрын

Yup same

16:41 schlatt yelling "FUCK!" here is hilarious

>>Eats honey nut cheerios with various liquids. >>Doesn't try honey.

@harlow5985

2 жыл бұрын

How did I not think of this 👁️👄👁️

@leoiryan

2 жыл бұрын

w-were they... were they also supposed to try 𝙣𝙪𝙩?

@harlow5985

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoiryan HAHAHAHA THATS THE WORST HAHAHHAHA

@whosgigi288

2 жыл бұрын

"this video is sponsered by hon-" -mr beast

@lavendersun3025

2 жыл бұрын

@@leoiryan r/cursedcomments

i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep

@Will-tn6zu

2 жыл бұрын

The thick water put him in a catatonic state

@SwizzleDrizzl

2 жыл бұрын

he was probably a bit tipsy

@Bidens_Diaper

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.

@Gamer_Dylan_6

2 жыл бұрын

That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.

@ahuman1571

2 жыл бұрын

it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that

My favorite thing about Ted is that he just seems like a normal dude.

As a lactose intolerant, I drink at least 1 glass of milk per day and some cheese. For it is not a weakness, but a challenge to survive dairy

“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021

@RokuDaBoi

2 жыл бұрын

*Gayschlatt *also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*

@darrenflips7346

2 жыл бұрын

@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*

@sangwooleftbuttcheek1835

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@katesszz

2 жыл бұрын

@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke

@niko9287

2 жыл бұрын

"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt

It deeply disturbs me that Schlatt chases everything down with margarita.

@Medeinathetrashcan334

2 жыл бұрын

As a margarita myself i got confused

@helloitsme6702

2 жыл бұрын

@@Medeinathetrashcan334 my grandmas name is marguerite, u guys should meet

@Marathon.52

2 жыл бұрын

Is her last name Baker?

@caleighhraee

Жыл бұрын

It puts hair on his chest

@abbyward8017

Жыл бұрын

that jose cuervo margarita is really good tho… i don’t blame him

3:33 I have lactose intolerance and I totally agree, I eat cereal almost every morning. "Just power through it... everyone poops"

14:31 shlag’s sole left his body

Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.

@altoes8884

2 жыл бұрын

As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.

@simp6170

2 жыл бұрын

Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼

@rathot6683

2 жыл бұрын

or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad

@derekl.2902

2 жыл бұрын

@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work

@SkkiterSkkater

2 жыл бұрын

I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."

“Are you gonna swallow this” “It’s cereal?”

@doogan8255

2 жыл бұрын

We saw the video

@kaycincork

2 жыл бұрын

@@doogan8255 shut up

@doogan8255

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaycincork nah

@clayph0bia

2 жыл бұрын

@@doogan8255 ratio

@doogan8255

2 жыл бұрын

@@clayph0bia wow i feel so attacked oh no a stranger on the internet got more likes then me wow i am now half a man what will i do

fun fact: red bull is meant to taste like medicine with a bit of sugar

“It’s cereal” - Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.

@VERXELIS.

2 жыл бұрын

But its cereal

"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested" Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila

@slashatsasha784

2 жыл бұрын

It's the same thing for that man.

@helloitsme6702

2 жыл бұрын

@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all

@boowomp7574

2 жыл бұрын

It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix

@StylzB

2 жыл бұрын

@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho

"my cereal is loud and is demanding to know why i would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly"

This is just Jschlatt and Ted being masochists for 18 minutes

“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt

@Sabrina-gv1zf

2 жыл бұрын

I love your pfp so much it hurts

@myah3617

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME

@anxiousshowercurtain1630

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫

@Sabrina-gv1zf

2 жыл бұрын

@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram

@nikopuma9551

2 жыл бұрын

"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt

We need a part 2 of this, but with different drinks: orange juice, vodka, whiskey, melted butter, etc.

@rodrigoquijada-reyes1775

2 жыл бұрын

i was shocked on vodka and whiskey but whats that fourth one

@huskyandshepardstudios1118

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder why he didn’t use youghurt

@TaxEvader22

2 жыл бұрын

lol Is melted butter a common drink

@rodrigoquijada-reyes1775

2 жыл бұрын

@@TaxEvader22 hm yes i love chugging melted butter by the gallon

@CaseyShontz

2 жыл бұрын

@@TaxEvader22 hey the title says liquid, not drink 🤷🏼

i've had cereal both with bailey's and chocolate milk, those were pretty good... bailey's also works in mushroom soup

I only drink cereal with my milk.

schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7

@yagottapaythetrolltoll3127

2 жыл бұрын

alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!

@MJVanD

2 жыл бұрын

It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.

The fact that Ted knows what wegmans is proves he’s a real one

@rustyshackleford7594

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Rochester baybe

@mateokunzer

2 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford7594 get ya fucking garbage plates here ayy B)

@elonmusksarmpit2424

2 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford7594 I always get so excited when I see someone else who lives in upstate New York. My dad is a security guard at wegmans!!

@henryhalvorson4417

2 жыл бұрын

East coast gang?

@luckisbiggestfan

2 жыл бұрын

Wegmans is such a horrible name

Can’t believe this video is only 1 year ago, I feel like I watched this like 3 years ago?

I physically gagged at schlatt chugging thick water

I swear “plethora” has gotta be one of Ted’s favorite words

@wolfwest327

2 жыл бұрын

dont forget enigma

@acidCumulus

2 жыл бұрын

It really means a lot to him

@kuzi8440

2 жыл бұрын

@@acidCumulus I see wgat you ddid there

@travo6805

2 жыл бұрын

Ted didn't do this but I hate it when people pronounce it plethOra

@skye4082

Жыл бұрын

It’s a good word

This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find

@sokoja

2 жыл бұрын

i was that neighborhood kid

@case6668

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess

@benwithers2266

2 жыл бұрын

me, i was that kid

@case6668

2 жыл бұрын

I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray

@benwithers2266

2 жыл бұрын

@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day

i kinda love these schlatt and Ted episodes because it’s very clear that Schlatt knows Ted is the only one more demented than him…and he is scared of it

Watching this while eating a normal, non-masochist, bowl of cereal.

You say Pavilions is the new Wegmans but does it have as many hotties?

@silhouetta6983

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@millyhearts

2 жыл бұрын

what’s up checkmark

@olivia_anell

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@x_.flowerbunny._x2190

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@astolfogotdrip2334

2 жыл бұрын

whats ip checkmark

I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.

@naterosen9786

Жыл бұрын

200th like

@mrshankinson5327

Жыл бұрын

357th like

@mrshankinson5327

Жыл бұрын

@@naterosen9786 first like

@Egg_Sandwich1

Жыл бұрын

7:53 Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk

@dawooziest8765

Жыл бұрын

@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no