There seems to be an issue where audio is cutting out for some people in certain parts. I assure you the audio is there, I'm not even joking, it's in the video, so I have no idea why it's cutting out for specific people.

@notleo1010

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to say that

@ericlewis7817

2 жыл бұрын

damn would i love to drink your milk ted

@greatbritten2361

2 жыл бұрын

I figured it out it’s if you have one headphone in, the audio goes to one side sometimes

@bestieboo

2 жыл бұрын

still good content with the random sound effects

@Jackpauler4lyfe

2 жыл бұрын

It’s weird because the music is still going but the voice audio is somehow gone? Idk how you managed that Ted but it’s impressive

really upset i didnt go to coachella now. missed all that free milk... damn

@johnpizza950

2 жыл бұрын

Can birds drink milk?

@jj02mc27

2 жыл бұрын

certified berd moment

@slavic_bumpkin624

2 жыл бұрын

You are true berd, I have match stick bones

@Narrativerse

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnpizza950 Birds can't, Berds can.

@mikehazike5040

2 жыл бұрын

Rip o7

There's something so chaotic about giving people who probably have alcohol in their systems milk on a hot day. Ted is probably responsible for at least 20 percent of vomit at this years Coachella.

@zir0nic

2 жыл бұрын

milk removes all potion effects

@samepicgamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@zir0nic true

@totallynotlilly

2 жыл бұрын

@@zir0nic sobriety speedrun

@masterninjamt6497

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just making the vodka in their stomachs into white russians

@lolcerditorock

2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol causes dehydration and intoxication. Milk is great for rehydration and detoxication. Ted saved lives man

This guy has the energy of the man who enjoys 18 trips to The Rainforest Cafe in a row

@boxboy5414

Жыл бұрын

Wait what?

@AJSSPACEPLACE

Жыл бұрын

@@boxboy5414 yeah, he seriously did that.

@boxboy5414

Жыл бұрын

He did it 2 weeks ago you posted yours 3 weeks ago (according to KZread)

@AJSSPACEPLACE

Жыл бұрын

@@boxboy5414 he did it with another KZreadr, who posted their video on the experience a week earlier

@boxboy5414

Жыл бұрын

Ahh ok

“Can you be my dad” “I’ve always been your dad” Had me in tears

i love how he tries to do the bacon would you rather question but the sheer power of homosexuality let him answer before ted could even finish

@danieljensen6154

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the only way to beat the question the man was cultured

@thedeed8740

2 жыл бұрын

Bro was too strong for the question

@mangaprofilepicture5820

2 жыл бұрын

That doesn’t answer the question though, does he want unlimited bacon or games unlimited games and no games??

@at-atwithcrocs1628

2 жыл бұрын

@@mangaprofilepicture5820 watermelon

Ted is doing a service to our country. Look at these children and their frail match stick bones, disgraceful. Every neighborhood needs a hero like Ted to milk up their kids

@rogue8146

2 жыл бұрын

🤨

@Boxycloud

2 жыл бұрын

“Milk up their kids” 📸🤨

@ArenaEscritora

2 жыл бұрын

Please don't say it like that

@tubeofglue8117

2 жыл бұрын

Please keep saying it like that

@jasperhercus8254

2 жыл бұрын

Just one word missing and that could be worse

Ted is the father that came back with the milk for everyone, even with people who already have a father

Ted, you do so much and put so much effort into your videos and we recognize that. We would like to thank you for the segments 2:45, 3:50, 5:18, 6:27 and 7:23 these topics are things that aren’t really talked about anymore and I really appreciate you bringing it back into light, I feel like everyone should know about this…

@mrsmrsr6704

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@badgerbrodie6714

Жыл бұрын

I would like this comment but I dont want to ruin The 333

@napstaperd8824

Жыл бұрын

Did he really said something to Freddie Mercury during those time stamps? or is the joke flying over my head

Thank you for helping me stay hydrated

@snoopster14

2 жыл бұрын

Ted always looks out for other creators

@chickenfootrust

2 жыл бұрын

*Cheese grater*

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@Ninesniper

2 жыл бұрын

COURAGE?

@medic6153

2 жыл бұрын

forntnight man

I cannot say how long I’ve been waiting for The Legendary MilkMan to arrive. On the other hand, Ted Nivison, truly a great man, I haven’t had to wait for! I saw him the other day in a warehouse, where I was idly searching for a spanner, when I saw Theodore! Not wanting to be awkwardly looking at him, and too shy to go up, I rushed to the counter to leave. Still, I suppose he must have seen me, as his 6”5 stature sprinted towards me, a fearsome look on his face. I waved at him just before he pulled out a hammer he had been purchasing the isle along from me. He raised it above his head with a war cry and smashed it on not just my left knee, but also my right knee! Can you believe it?! I’m currently using text to speech in the E.R room, and the nurses have forbidden me to speak of the other travesties he committed against me for your own good. Classic Ted!

@stinkynoodles8312

2 жыл бұрын

how long do yall think we can keep this meme up lmaoo

@Unjustly_Confident

2 жыл бұрын

@@stinkynoodles8312 _However long it takes_

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@Jackyboyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@stinkynoodles8312 FOREVER. LONG LIVE THE MILK GOD.

@elvehn8864

2 жыл бұрын

good guy ted what can i say

Ted is the culmination of all the dads who left to get the milk and he is finding all of his children. God bless the milk man

That last silent frame Ted “bouncing” on his toes of what I assume is his favorite dance move was fucking hysterical

i can't believe ted met THE MAN PHILLIP and didn't burst into tears and start projectile vomiting. i guess the milkman and the man are just on a realm of existence us plebeians will never understand.

@jonasortiz1870

2 жыл бұрын

the milk man meets the man man

@East16

2 жыл бұрын

Who is the man Phillip

@melancholicegg1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@East16 Y’know, as in *THE MAN* Philip

@jolynemalone

2 жыл бұрын

@@East16 he needs no introduction

@East16

2 жыл бұрын

@@jolynemalone I think he was so powerful I couldn't hear the audio

Ted, I was there, and I could have sworn I saw your glowing smile from a mile away! It really is a shame though that you pulled that switchblade on me, I had to cancel my credit card and everything for "malicious dairy product" purchases all the way over in The United Arab Emirates. Needless to say, I'm a little disappointed that you gave me a black eye and mugged me, but I am very happy that I got to meet you!

@vertex_chillz9464

2 жыл бұрын

good ol’ ted nivison

@appleslayer3337

2 жыл бұрын

@@vertex_chillz9464 Such a joker that one he is

@failure2thrivebaby

2 жыл бұрын

Such a silly goose he is

@shadowsnipes9242

2 жыл бұрын

Dude call the cops! That may not have even been Ted!

@swagdawgyt

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, same thing happened to me! What a guy!

"gotta keep your bones strong you gotta keep your soul full of love" "calcium"

"Can you be my dad?" "i've alway been your dad you just didn't know it" is the best quote

It turns out the whole time Ted was breaking people's bones simply to test whether or not they had been drinking the appropriate amount of milk.

When the world needed him most, he came back

@harperreese264

2 жыл бұрын

Ayy funny reload man

@Gary_Johnson

2 жыл бұрын

more like when the world needed him milk

@elixerisamess_

2 жыл бұрын

Fr fr

@Stealthfang270

2 жыл бұрын

yeah Phillip finally came back

@NOPEFROG

2 жыл бұрын

Funny seeing you here

He not only brought the milk, but also knowledge and happiness to the people. All for free! Even a cheeto snorting Man can be good in this world and so can you!

Everyone in this video has huge content creator potential I swear.

@Eich22

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I recognize Will Neff and Amir Blumenfeld as 2 of the interviewees, so actually already content creators

@AlightingOnAir

4 ай бұрын

Courage was the cheese grater guy

Ted really is that theater kid that learned how to be extroverted and just *never stopped*

@dariushmanuchehri2846

Жыл бұрын

All theatre kids are extroverts

@leafboye33

Жыл бұрын

@@dariushmanuchehri2846 he's the one to rule them all

@fart63

Жыл бұрын

Theatre kids are the most extroverted people on the planet

@caseys2698

Жыл бұрын

Hello, the one introvert theater kid here 🤪

@sungflower

Жыл бұрын

@@dariushmanuchehri2846 Me, an introverted theatre kid: 👀

Those cuts of silence gave me literal panic attacks... luckily I had a tall, cool glass of whole milk to soothe me in these trying times Thank you Milkman™

@JackDailey227

2 жыл бұрын

lol

I want to thank you person who made direct eye contact with the camera at 6:20, you made this video just that much more amusing.

These are exactly the type of people I would expect at Coachella

Nice to see that the milkman is back

@PlanetComputer

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@Lord_of_Rot

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@lioscar80

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@fennecflew

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

I despise how fun this video makes Coachella look. You are a madman, and I love you.

This was simply not enough milk man for me. I could’ve spent hours of watching you give drunk people at Coachella milk happily. I’m pretty sure this is easily one of my favorite videos on KZread.

Yes Ted, keeping the festival attendees’ bones strong in these trying times.

@ceasersalad4207

2 жыл бұрын

The good stuff! :D

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@mob4115

2 жыл бұрын

He has to do that in case “that” guy is singing

I’m impressed by all these random festival goers ability to improv and go along with whatever random stuff Ted says

@kkarssing

2 жыл бұрын

you don't know how many people he had to interview to get this footage

@acaciaschorn1334

2 жыл бұрын

Y’all never been to a festival. Every one vibing

@uppast420am

2 жыл бұрын

dude they’re all just there to do drugs and have fun it’s coachella nobody goes for the music💀

@WoodbabyCTB

Жыл бұрын

Drugs

@evasmojang

Жыл бұрын

They're all either drunk or stoned

Ted, you need to go to EDC or any EDM festival and do this. It would go over so well. We love random shit like this.

2:02 wasn't expecting courage here

After having to deal with Shlatt and Charlie's chaos on a daily basis, in true older brother fashion, Ted relaxs by causing chaos himself

@phoolish4242

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know... did you here him ask someone if they wanted unlimited bacon and no games or games, unlimited games, and no games? I think the two are starting to get the better of him...

Seeing Will Neff voluntarily talk about kicking a baby has made my day. Bless that man.

@realjpegmafia

2 жыл бұрын

That man is a gift .

@LiERobotic

2 жыл бұрын

Lol I was like yo is that Will Neff?! Haha

@dollbowz

Жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD i was wracking my brain trying to figure out why he looked so familiar

@Austin-Stein

Жыл бұрын

thank god someone said it, I had to google pictures of him to do a side by side

@evasmojang

Жыл бұрын

Who is Will Neff

My friends call me the milk drinker. Half of my online handles are some variation of "milkdrinker" or "milkpartaker." I feel that I, somehow, was spiritually involved in this video. Thanks for doing what I could not, convincing others to drink milk

As a bisexual, it's really frustrating only being able to half play games

@QuantumJuicE3

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I constantly think about all the games I could finish if only I were straight.

@leftoverss2475

2 жыл бұрын

It helps to play games like fallout 76 those games are only half finished anyway so it’s like you get the whole gaming experience 💚

@zytheabsolutenerd75

2 жыл бұрын

wait so what happens if your aromantic

@gaguna6433

2 жыл бұрын

@@zytheabsolutenerd75 unfortunately you have been diagnosed as never be gamer 😔 or youre banned. wall hacks and shit

@flippinfloppin

2 жыл бұрын

@@zytheabsolutenerd75 Automatic answer number two. Aspec people get games, unlimited games, and no games

Loved the gaps where everything was silent. Really made me feel like I was going insane. Hats off to you, milk man.

@Blarchar

2 жыл бұрын

If you're watching on phone speakers that's why. I think the audio channels are cancelling each other out. Happens sometimes lol

@RaiKing42

2 жыл бұрын

For me the voice went out and it was only the music

@altaccount285

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blarchar its because the audio is set to left ear 100%, people with one right earbud and some speaker systems wont play it unless you put in your second earbud or disable "mono audio".

@mrpresident8546

2 жыл бұрын

@@altaccount285 I only ever use my left bud and I got it

@Cr0ut0n

Жыл бұрын

This comment brought me back from insanity especially after seeing everyone else not even mention it lmao thank you

Hey, Ted. I saw you there at Coachella and it was a delight! I don't know why you cut out the part where you break the shins of 9 youngsters and 10 dilapidated senile old people with a brick, but otherwise, a great video!

This was actually very entertaining and fun, glad to have content like yours

This video is fucking gold dude. These people were so funny they almost had to be paid actors

@maddixoliver333

2 жыл бұрын

I really didn’t expect such a funny response from courage of all people on how to kill A hamster in less than 30 seconds💀

@mikusheadphones

2 жыл бұрын

A few of them were fellow creators lol

Love the milk man, respect for not saturating us with too much of the character, glad to see him back :)

I love the would you rather question, great touch lol!

You did a great service for the dairy industry. We salute you!

ted is the milkman

@brianhoppe1707

2 жыл бұрын

he is the milk man after all

@sarahgardner5385

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... that's the milkman lol

@jj02mc27

2 жыл бұрын

milkman, lord of the m i l k

@mjam_0673

2 жыл бұрын

He is the milkman, his milk is delicious

@montserrathc8254

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he is the milkman for a reason

Milk man in public is back after years, good to see him basking in the sun and indulging people with sweet sweet milk for their taste buds to enjoy the sweet taste. Thanks milk man

why is everyone one of your videos SO GOOD AND ENTERTAINING ily

love how will is just casually there

Not the hero they asked for, but the hero they needed nonetheless. All hail the milkman. Amen.

@imjustlookingformywatch

2 жыл бұрын

Behold! Lo he hath returned! All hail the milkman.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear vai

@aaronborough619

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku who else's yt channel have you done this in over the years, I feel like I've seen you before

@imjustlookingformywatch

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaronborough619 he does it to tons of channels. He's just a general nuisance

I love that everyone is being so honest and open about how absolutely brutal ted is.

I can’t encapsulate with words how much I love this video

love the non dairy addition to the series!! we lactose intolerants need some rep frrrr

1:27 thats the best oatmilk ive ever had, thank you ted for giving it to the fraile-boned people of coachella

i absolutely did not expect to enjoy this as much as I did considering the joy I took in hearing about vicious ways to slaughter hamsters... hard to believe that I owned guinea pigs for 7-8 years

Insane reference to respawn inbox with that unlimited bacon/games question, dug deep for that one

this is the most incredible thing I've ever watched

Finally, the milk content that we all have been waiting for. It’s about time Ted fulfills his contractual obligations.

didn’t expect to see will neff do a sweet jump in this one, but he never disappoints

@BiggestTeaEnjoyer

2 жыл бұрын

Lol true

My favorite videos are back this is amazing

It’s literally 90+ degrees!! Bless.

I always thought Coachella had a distinct lack of milk. Doing Gods work.

@ChristianSilipo

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of soy, but no milk.

@sugoistalin7809

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChristianSilipo Don't make this about that shit, no one cares. We only care about *Milk* here.

Teds ability to just roll with it is amazing, and to say the most bull shit stuff with such absolute confidence.

i've really been needing some milk content again thank you ted

I seem to always end up watching your content on road trips and it also makes the journey a lot easier. Thanks and keep on milking

For a video about making people drink Milk this has extremely hostile vibes. Like if I was dying in the California sun at a music festival and I saw Ted walking towards me I would just freeze in place and hope to god he shows me mercy.

6:02 the first live action appearance of Ren “the bitch man” In the Ted Nivison cinematic universe

Yo some classic milk man content! This was hilarious and well edited!

congrats tedward nivison for being the first person this year to make coachella look fun

He's the only dad who actually came back with the milk

7:07 Damn i didn’t know that i cant play video games cause im gay 👍

this is the best video i've seen in a while

I love Ted's milkman videos more than anything

The man. The myth. The legend. He has returned to us in our time of need to save us from our lack of dairy produce

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@isabelcore

2 жыл бұрын

69th like

I love this, the editing style, the energy, the pacing, another classic from the milkman

A job well done, Milkman. Also watch out at 8:05 James Charles was behind you.

i love the quiet parts

You are one of the most underrated Content Creators of all time. Thank you sir, for the countless laughs.

there's something so perfect about watching people who don't know ted at all interact with him

I feel like these silent sections are part of the video. But after the third one, I'm starting to doubt that.

gotta love Will Neff in every video he's ever in

This is some pure KZread and I’m here for it

“Man dressed in white uniform claiming to be the “milkman” forces innocent Coachella attendees to drink gallons or milk”

7:27 really caught me off guard

i love how he added the would you rather from one of the earlier episodes on chuckle sandwich

7:00 I love the call back Ted🤣

Never did I think I needed to see Ted pour milk into concert goers mouths, but boy am I glad that I did. Fantastic video Ted, love the nod to our good old chuckle sandwich.

3:25 Why do I find it sooo funny that they don’t ever mention that Will Neff is in the vid. The concept of them meeting by chance at Coachella is hilarious to me and idk why

@AaaAa-pq1gb

2 жыл бұрын

Dude I was thinking the exact same thing

@user-vi4xy1jw7e

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice him at 2:03 at first. 😂

every upload is a miracle

I missed this content, absolute gold lol

Ted, I regret to inform you of a sad story. I got Covid last week, and it fucked up my taste buds. Now, milk tastes like vinegar, and my life is ruined.

2:45 im glad Ted is giving us the opportunity to practice our lip-reading skills. What would we do without him?

@wongbong296

2 жыл бұрын

THE MILK MAN

@catsforlife2107

2 жыл бұрын

Thank God someone else said something I thought I was going crazy

@TommyTom21

2 жыл бұрын

One earphone users need to stick together 😎

Man when Ted uploads its always really just great

This was an experience that i and ted wil never forget. For me watching it for Ted making it.

I tried to think the milk equivalent of “wow he’s watering everyone” and I feel like “wow he’s milking everyone” has a bit of a different meaning

@lishank6492

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I forgot to milk the garden... My bad, mom.

6:56 Ted asking the most important question of them all!

I love how courage came out of absolutely nowhere

Ted thank you for yet another fever-dream video

The Milk Man never died. He was just in search of milk.

Man 2:45had great commentary!

An astounding success, Milk Man, well done.

this is my first time seeing this and it's brilliant 😂