i could do that

@joelman412

2 жыл бұрын

You could do that

@muna2354

2 жыл бұрын

you could do that

@brookeit4527

2 жыл бұрын

You could do that

@zurbruggg

2 жыл бұрын

you could do that

@robo-joe6111

2 жыл бұрын

You could do that

ted you have a lot of crazy accidents

@notstraw

2 жыл бұрын

this is true

@Ramquesting

2 жыл бұрын

Hey what's the sentient hoodie doing here

@idkj350

2 жыл бұрын

whats up checkmark

@flobell

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hanakooo- he has 37 likes now but just wait until its 17k

@BreadCanteloupe

2 жыл бұрын

Kwite how many flintstone gummies do you take per day?

I feel like Ted meeting people in the John Wick franchise and constantly getting hyped up as a prophecy isn’t a coincidence and they’re actually training him to be the next John Wick. The final boss is Keanu Reeves himself

@AMan-xz7tx

2 жыл бұрын

he's the next villain in the john wick franchise, but with how powerful he's becoming I think they plan on making him a reoccuring character

@AngelHernandez-yr7dh

2 жыл бұрын

Who else did he meet

@jacksonpascoe789

2 жыл бұрын

Who else did he meet

@samb3404

2 жыл бұрын

who else did he meet

@l.bakker7563

2 жыл бұрын

Who else did he meet

Ted being a trained sumo wrestler makes him more intimidating then he already is and I didnt know that was possible.

@stratford1

2 жыл бұрын

He is becoming stronger. We must prepare.

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

I broke my feet today because I kicked my computer because someone commented that my videos are bad! I hate unjustified criticism. Please wish me a speedy recovery, dear lord

@AlexOfPonds

2 жыл бұрын

Yes me lord

@oro8052

2 жыл бұрын

Schlatt may act unhinged but I'm pretty sure if they got in a fight, Ted could snap and next thing you know, he's in jail.

@AlexOfPonds

2 жыл бұрын

@@oro8052 that is an understatement to what Ted is capable of

It wasn’t on accident, Ted. We know you’re going to use these skills to harm more innocent people.

@alphony_

2 жыл бұрын

420 is quite the funny number

@ladygabes5558

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphony_ true

@AMan-xz7tx

2 жыл бұрын

I was taking the bus this morning and I swear I saw Ted, I asked him for a photo and he took off his mask, revealing his searing rage at the thought of being recognized on public transport and he used his sumo wrestling techniques to throw me out of the window of the bus into oncoming traffic, he's such a nice guy 🥰

@peabrain6872

2 жыл бұрын

he might even do better than what schlatt did in 1999

@ThePuffGD

2 жыл бұрын

@@AMan-xz7tx the scariest thing about this is that it’s believable

It is absolutely insane how athletic sumos actually are. They're built like tanks, but remember that these guys can actually throw each other too.

@pipe-bomb-eater

2 жыл бұрын

There's a difference between a human being who's 600 pounds and a sumo that weighs 600 pounds Holy fuck that's a lot of muscle mass

@basedintellectual9704

2 жыл бұрын

@@pipe-bomb-eater Obese people usually have a lot of muscle mass because they have to carry a lot of weight 24/7, not just sumo wrestlers

@pipe-bomb-eater

2 жыл бұрын

@@basedintellectual9704 there is a difference between obese and 600 pounds It takes a lot of effort to compact 600 pounds like yamma does

@basedintellectual9704

2 жыл бұрын

@@pipe-bomb-eater Not arguing that

@AMan-xz7tx

2 жыл бұрын

@@pipe-bomb-eater able to not only carry their own weight, but *TWICE* that much

Pretty appropriate that his nickname is Yama, seeing as "yama" is the Japanese word for mountain. That's a mountain of a man.

@evanmartin3566

2 жыл бұрын

Yama is also the name of the king of hell

@lakers4life71

2 жыл бұрын

Yama is also the name of the biggest Japanese man in recorded history

@13Omood

2 жыл бұрын

Yama is also the god of death

@ohgodohnothebees

2 жыл бұрын

Yama is also Yama

@dragonlordskater5028

2 жыл бұрын

USA: the Rock Japan: *M o u n t a i n*

Hey real talk, that broken ligament thing is fucking terrifying

@loganb.313

2 жыл бұрын

After watching the offcanny video, that has stuck with me lmao, actually terrifying

@shadowpicaro

2 жыл бұрын

yeah holy shit

@giovannab23

2 жыл бұрын

true and gymnasts go through that too. its just not a big person on ur back but ur trainer does it to you and its usually when the athletes are still very young LOL sports have some crazy stuff

@mimibahiti

2 жыл бұрын

@@giovannab23 as someone who did gymnastics for 5? ish years when i was around 9, i can confirm that the trainers sit on u nd hold u there through ur tears LOL

@robinsuxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@mimibahiti i haven’t had that happen to me yet, fucking scared shitless.

Ted is becoming more and more powerful, soon he will become a man that none of us can stop

@lordspaghettitron2732

2 жыл бұрын

You fool, Ted is no longer a man. He has ascended to another plane and we should all be terrified.

@donutholebandit6212

2 жыл бұрын

We already cannot stop him. His next target is God.

@izzy2889

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

1:53 why was this so genuinely wholesome, YamYam just saying "hahaha..ye.." was priceless.

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

Ty

Knowing that Ted is like 6’5” makes this a lot scarier

@victoriablakeridk

2 жыл бұрын

HE'S W H A T- I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE 6'1 TOPS

@kingofwhatever1544

2 жыл бұрын

W H A T

@Hello-rp4gy

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine a 6'5 man sprinting full speed towards you in the street at night

@thatdodgeguy6019

2 жыл бұрын

Yama is 6,4

@Josh-si6ds

2 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone always inflate youtubers height by 1-2 inches even if they clearly say otherwise, lol. Ted's 6'3 - 6'4

I like how Ted said he kept going because they kept praising him, more coaches should do that for kids/students 😭

@zebrain2330

2 жыл бұрын

I have had two coaches who were very different but both pushed me to where I am today. One was what you describe he was kind and always was saying how well I was doing. And one that yelled and pushed and was harsh. Both worked wonders for me

@BBberries

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on what works for you! If someone gives up on me but still looks at my progress I will keep goin

“If I had a nickel each time I was in a video with someone from the John Wick franchise, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.”

Ted has a talent for pretending things are ok in front of a camera while absolutely dying inside

@THEONEPIEEECE

2 жыл бұрын

Example: 200mg edible

@mellowish8195

2 жыл бұрын

@@THEONEPIEEECE another is the live studio audience

"I'm not afraid of anything, except for accountability" Best quote ever

If you look into it, sumo is taken quite seriously in Japan. There’s a surprising amount of pride and passion put into it more so than any American sport I’d say. It’s genuinely a way of life for them which is really cool cuz sumo is usually seen as just the funny “haha big man slap other big man” sport in media.

@tfthief4931

2 жыл бұрын

It's only like that in western media

@Hello-rp4gy

2 жыл бұрын

@@tfthief4931 western media always ridicules stuff thats not normal for them, and a lot of times is Cultures from other countries sadly

@theunovanative7640

2 жыл бұрын

any American sport? do you have people who jump from roofs onto plastic tables to break them as well?

@FortuitousOwl

Жыл бұрын

@@theunovanative7640 yeah wrestling is no joke haha

@mongooseman6707

Жыл бұрын

@Hypothermic Dysrhythmia it’s lots of alcohol and crazy people is what it is

Yama is now on my favorite humans list. He's so enthusiastic, encouraging, and look at those tiny glasses he's wearing!!!!! Such an endearing human being.

@abloodcorpse3318

2 жыл бұрын

Also he's a fan of Crypto from Apex. At that point you know he's truly loyal and committed.

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@clairegb9837

8 ай бұрын

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MENTION THE CAT EYE GLASSES

That’s the most tame way of describing Offcanny that I’ve ever heard

@peefmcgoose2908

2 жыл бұрын

I don't even think Trevor is really a "member", I think he's just who Jakob goes to when he needs help filming lol

@Max_VF

2 жыл бұрын

@@peefmcgoose2908 yeah I feel like the channel is really just Jakob n friends

@BarginsGalore

2 жыл бұрын

@@Max_VF and sometimes that without the Jakob

@NInjatam

2 жыл бұрын

@@Max_VF It used to be run by Jakob and Garret but unfortunately those days are gone :(

@nazeege

2 жыл бұрын

@@NInjatam it was jakob and alek before that

I really wanna see a Ted Tries series where its just ted road trippin to different skills/foods/activities around the us. I think his top tier nardation with a vlog filled with things that he thinks are interesting us exactly what people need to see

@whatever56567

Жыл бұрын

Is this the comment that inspired the rainforest cafe expedition?

I think people also fail to realize how big ted already is. He’s 6’5” and Yama is at least a few inches taller than him. The definition of an absolute unit

@JasminMiettunen

2 жыл бұрын

That explains why he doesn’t really look like what you imagine 600 pounds to look like. Not to mention the insane muscle mass he must have, he picked up a fully grown man like a toddler.

''Do you like the wopper from bugerking?'' ''haha..yeh'' I love this man

We all know this isn’t an accident. He wanted to meet that large man

"thanks for hanging out.... Parasocially" Why did u have to do this to me Ted

2:45 this is a common stretch for dancers/cheerleaders/etc. and when ted says it’s hard, *it’s hard*. i’ve been dancing for 10 years and i can barely go down to my stomach. have a great day ted, hope you’re not dead :)

@eelperson9307

2 жыл бұрын

omg same, i’ve been doing aerial silks for 3 years and i’ve made about as much progress; it’s such a grind 😭

Ted vs yamma is literally like a dark souls boss fight

The amount of panic I had when the brought up the edits

@Hannah-gd8iw

2 жыл бұрын

you know what the username is cause I want to see👀😏

@skorpadorp5742

Жыл бұрын

@@Hannah-gd8iw babygirl.hq is the SpongeBob one

@skorpadorp5742

Жыл бұрын

@@Hannah-gd8iw and the first one is tednifishin

Yama held that "sssseeeeevvvveeennnnn" for so long dude, hell

cheers, no snapped ligaments!

@aapcocky4416

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

I’m so glad I saw this on OffCanny. Funniest shit ever and I’m so glad to just watch this again!

So nice of Ted to go easy on Yama like that. He could’ve fractured his spine with the twist of a pinky!

Ted being shockingly good at sumo wrestling is just such a Ted thing…

Ted is growing too powerful, and can't be quelled. This was no "accident."

@izzy2889

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

the milk man is armed with a new set of skills and I am _terrified_

When Ted and Schlatt upload and there’s a new Chuckle Sandwhich episode you know it’s quite possibly the best day.

@ayolotl4830

2 жыл бұрын

like fucking Christmas

Ted is just like schlatt except has a different personality has clean hair and lives in LA

@stuttertarget

2 жыл бұрын

And somehow scarier

@tewes_

2 жыл бұрын

@@stuttertarget shclatt is threatening, Ted is fear-endusing

@bethaniie_

2 жыл бұрын

@@tewes_ Accurate

@Hello-rp4gy

2 жыл бұрын

@@tewes_ all of the chuckle sandwich members are threatening at some level

Ted mixing up the stuff he's doin is actually supper cool

Man, when someone like that tells you you gotta try and do it, *You have to do it.* Im so down for this ted nivison character arc.

7:15 I want this to be like a series where Ted trains everyday until he becomes the next sumo-wrestling champion.

I have a feeling that Yama wasn’t actually saying they were great and said something along the lines of “what weak puny Americans” 😂 and Andrew was just telling them they were great to make em feel better 😂

@dogf421

2 жыл бұрын

"pretty good... for tiny baby man"

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

Come to practice

@Kylejphotographer

Жыл бұрын

@@CoachYama 😳I’m a boxer man I can’t fight a sumo

As a wrestler and doing that sport since I was 4 years old. I understand the tiredness Ted has described countless times

@smirfbroil6934

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same bro 13 years of it and it only got more tiring closer to senior year. Never felt pain like after a wrestling match while recuperating in the bleachers

@smirfbroil6934

2 жыл бұрын

Just remembered this shit we use to do with man A in center of the ring, and man B, C, D, alternate wrestling man A for 15 min. did this for 2 hrs, then ran suicides for 30 min. Damn I don't miss practice

@harlevans8498

2 жыл бұрын

@@smirfbroil6934 dude I've wrestled for 14 years and now I'm D1. I love the sport but holy hell is it tiring

Ted this is so relatable I've done this so many times! keep up the good work!!

Jackmanifold would be proud of the whoppa approval.

Ted just magically grew facial hair at the end. Wow, a man of many talents

I swear Ted's videos are so unique and different, that it makes them 10 times more entertaining

Wow, a Ted, Schlatt and Chuckle Samdwich upload in one day

@dannykei1497

2 жыл бұрын

It's a good day!!!

The "getting dizzy and vision blurring" stuff is just what I experience from a normal workout 😭 I would not be a good sumo wrestler apparently.

1:53 I just died laughing when they asked him about the whopper, had the guy translate it to him, and he answered in English

Ted getting pushed down into those splits gives me gymnastic flashbacks LMAO

Ted trying to wrestle Yama looks pretty similar to a kitten trying to fight an 11 pound cat

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

😂

1:05 the way the camera is pointed, and Yama walking out, reminds me of a sitcom visual joke, then I actually laughed when Ted just says "Oh my god"

ted is slowly becoming more powerful. he probably intimidated them so much they were forced to compliment his abilities

8:34 YOOOOO MY FRIENDS EDIT :00👏

Just imagine what else Ted could do to Schlatt and Charlie on the podcast if he was a trained sumo wrestler

8:40 exactly how they like em

If Ted was in a wheelchair in the future he would be exactly like joe swanson

only ted can “accidentally” become a sumo wrestler lmao 😅

We need another Offcanny collab 🔥🤙🏻

@SantiagoSebastion2077

2 жыл бұрын

yes, yes we do

Yama seems like such a nice guy, so encouraging and sweet

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

Suggestion: Ted Nivison learns ballet or aerial silks. Reason: I used to do ballet and want to see how people who have never done ballet compare to professionals Also that leaning stretch he couldn't do... a lot of us can go completely flat to the ground. Back straight and toes turned out.

My law studies teacher is a sumo wrestler and we watched this guy in class. Thanks Mr.G

What you don’t realize is that AT LEAST 300/600 lbs on that man are muscle. Sumo wrestlers are beasts

My brother actually “wrestled” Yama at a summer camp once. That was hilarious

the fact that he persevered through the pain, and did a great job against a top athlete. he is a badass.

ted describing his dizziness is such a familiar feeling to me the fun mix between being extremely competitive, the fastest on my basketball team, having a fear of letting others down, and severe anaemia meant i felt that a lot

3:00 HA, jokes one you, Ted. I'm on my toilet 😎

@quinoa7642

2 жыл бұрын

yooooooooo same

Yama may be the only being capable of matching Ted in combat

Ted was wrong I was not sitting on a chair, bed, or couch. I was leaning over a sink eating cold pizza

@THEONEPIEEECE

2 жыл бұрын

Living the life, not a good one, just one

@Organafarms

Ай бұрын

I was standing on a bar table

As a basketball player… I felt the pain when Ted said he was starting to get dizzy 🥲

He says he’s gonna mess up his name but he nailed the pronunciation of his name

I subbed 10 minutes ago, and after 3 weeks he decides to upload today. Thanks for the welcoming gift, Ted.

Yamamotoyama had an interesting career in professional sumo, although a short lived one. He reached the top division where he stayed for a few tournaments but only managed a few winning records before falling in ranks. I’m not sure, but I’m guessing it’s that being so heavy is more of a detriment than a benefit after a certain point. He was forced out of the association for involvement in match fixing when that was still prevalent in sumo and that was the end of his professional career.

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

I was injured.

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

But my book about it is coming out

Ted's murderous character arc is really developing

Yama’s reaction to the whopper question gets me every time it’s perfect

@CoachYama

Жыл бұрын

😂

I appreciate the pacing and general flow of this video. That’s super cool!

8:28 the fact that I’ve seen that exact edit on my for you page three separate times

2:18 that is the best analogy ever thought of

ted really is an influencer!

@stupid3958

2 жыл бұрын

upvote

This is great Ted thanks

@georgecannon4982

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Ted

Ted continues on his journey to conquer every known field of training and knowledge

I was really hoping this video would take a turn into him explaining how he has been training at the sumo gym.

It happens to the best of us Ted, you aren’t alone. He comes for all of us, we will all sumo wrestle him at one point

It turns out that the skills of being a Serial Killer may translate well to being a Sumo Wrestler

I watched that sumo video awhile ago, and couldn't tell that you were that exhausted. It's interesting hearing the experience from your perspective.

Loved this vid! Thanks, you’re a brave man! Would love to see you visit more strange and creepy places, your corn palace vids were unreal lol.

3:06 that is unironically really fucking dangerous. Dont push people while theyre stretching please

It’s always good when Ted Nivison uploads:)))

"Yama" is Japanese for mountain, which is a very fitting nickname for him

i really hope offcanny blows up soon, jakob is so funny man

always a good day when Ted uploads

@officeridiot4806

2 жыл бұрын

What is ur pfp

This Ted Nivison video was very Pog. Thank you Ted Nivision.

I love watching the top division sumo tournaments every other month. Watching you do this is beyond satisfying for me

I genuinely would enjoy watching you actually become a sumo wrestler

That is the best intro to a video I’ve ever seen

i feel like ted got tired of the main story so now he's doing side quests

Love this new upload schedule

thank you for making my day a bit better Ted

oh god first he learns to fight for a fight scene and now this what is ted planning for

i remember seeing that in offcanny and it was amazing there as well

the actual video is so funny! offcanny is too underated

Happy 1 million subs Ted!!!