Don't forget to like the video or Big Lion.

@terramag7056

4 жыл бұрын

Big lion

@emcfrog77

4 жыл бұрын

Big lion is best

@alexgorakine6262

4 жыл бұрын

*dislikes video*

@flickering.candle

4 жыл бұрын

Big lion be like *shoves poop back in ass*

@dersy

4 жыл бұрын

His power is unimaginable

“Stop taking advice from Toyota drivers” “And what do you drive” “I drive a Toyota”

@jonathansoelle266

4 жыл бұрын

Best ted quote ever

@Quackenson

4 жыл бұрын

*FREE BUSINESS ADVICE*

@nolananderson9672

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for quoting the video that everyone else watched!

@cosmoblender

4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that a paradox? She shouldn’t take advice from a Toyota driver but that advice was given to her by a Toyota driver... HOLY SHIT IS THAT *B I G L I O N*

@jamemhm

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah thanks i didnt see it in the video

whenever he does the public bit I have the strangest mixture of second hand embarrassment, anxiety, and intrigue

@mimikyuIRL

4 жыл бұрын

S video or it didn’t happen

@lonnapelton7803

4 жыл бұрын

You should watch Brandon Rogers. It’s like that but with the power of Big Lion.

@abystrous

4 жыл бұрын

@@mimikyuIRL hot

@mimikyuIRL

4 жыл бұрын

@@lonnapelton7803 omg I've been a big fan of his. Fav vid is definitely the one about the gays.

@aliceviens7

Жыл бұрын

@@mimikyuIRL lol so many are about the gays in one way or another honestly

Ted is too extroverted. He will rule the world. This man scares me. How can he just go around talking to random people!? Truely horrifying

@ActuallyRocatex

3 жыл бұрын

Well the first thing he does is he does outside

@lemonlunges44

3 жыл бұрын

Saying random shit to random people is pretty easy since you’ll never see them again

@soggypancake8

3 жыл бұрын

Cause he’s not a degenerate

@player34536

3 жыл бұрын

@@ActuallyRocatex O-outside? How wise one? My room is the world to me.

@iiomqfaderz

3 жыл бұрын

Scary

Hearing "school is back" right now is kinda a bruh moment

@Emoteenno

4 жыл бұрын

Schools almost out

@yaasification6786

4 жыл бұрын

@@Emoteenno y... Yeah... That was... The joke

@k1j1j1j

3 жыл бұрын

funny, original comment! liked!

Big Lion is actually using Ted as a mortal vessel which is why he is not harmed when sitting in such a close proximity to him.

@kraklp0p

4 жыл бұрын

Sara Thornton Big Lion is an elder god

@BRuiz-cd9bh

4 жыл бұрын

The reason why Ted is not obliterated viscerally by the presence of Big Lion it's because he is the actual personification of The Yawning Abyss and that's why we should also praise Ted The Human Void.

@masonmatezevich554

4 жыл бұрын

he’s so powerful

@decicada8891

4 жыл бұрын

It's his STANDO

@s_tick_s9810

4 жыл бұрын

He clearly likes it.

I feel like whenever ted leaves his house, the people in his neighborhood instantly know what’s coming, and have to run

“the tiger and lion may be powerful but i don’t perform in circus” big lion is now part of circus

@IHopeThisHauntsU

3 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a The Room quote

Ted on his channel: charming and logical, pretty chill Ted on Carson's channel: IM AN AIR BENDER

@ddoober

4 жыл бұрын

darkminerj LmAo

@quillllly

4 жыл бұрын

*I am selling cram by the bucket just 20 gold coins and you will receive the raspberry, berry, or very berry cram.*

@soup_souls

4 жыл бұрын

@@quillllly LAID IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNITE

@trevorbirdingtierlist

4 жыл бұрын

It’s Big f*cking Lion... holy sh*t

@bulbaseth3412

4 жыл бұрын

@@quillllly "I need a sword of iron" "I have a sword, CRAM SWORD"

Nobody told me *B I G L I O N* was in this video I'm scared

@rusoruski3565

4 жыл бұрын

He's too powerful

@kamalot1520

4 жыл бұрын

ʰᵒˡʸ ˢʰᶦᵗ

@yellopal

4 жыл бұрын

ｈｏｌｙｓｈｉｔ

@sydsmith7068

4 жыл бұрын

InfiniteGaming35 dude he's so powerful

@dankerino7244

4 жыл бұрын

@@sydsmith7068 honestly I might start crying I'm so scared

The way he said, "Are you high?" scared me and made me feel as if my parents were interrogating me again

CUTIE ALERT AT 8:28 god that guy with the mic is so hot

@balls773

3 жыл бұрын

He's not

@AlicesMazduhs

3 жыл бұрын

@@balls773 Ted is pretty cute, shut up you sentient green testicle.

@balls773

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlicesMazduhs this joke is rude bc one of my testicles fell off recently :(

@Kami-ic3je

3 жыл бұрын

@@balls773 funny how karma works, huh

@tortoisequeef3151

2 жыл бұрын

@@balls773 sorry to hear that bro :(

Big Lion cameo in the first second, you already KNOW this videos gonna be a banger.

@den-pw8hv

4 жыл бұрын

This man speaks true wisdom

@theronsteers8679

4 жыл бұрын

He's so fucking powerful...

@spaghettieddy4133

4 жыл бұрын

Pray to B I G L I O N

@stitch6452

4 жыл бұрын

hOly SHiT

@cash.script2756

4 жыл бұрын

HES TO FUCKING POWERFUL HE CAN'T BE STOPPED

How are you surviving in such close proximity to big lion?!?!?

@ccthompson

4 жыл бұрын

Milk Man he works in circus

@matthewneubeck4421

4 жыл бұрын

Milk Man Listen to that sultry voice. He’s the most powerful being to ever exist. He drank the mega milk.

@ziggymoondust2281

4 жыл бұрын

He has permission.

@milkman950

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewneubeck4421 he sought my milk, and destroyed my life's jörk

@wallorca

4 жыл бұрын

Ted is big lions creator

"stop taking advice from Toyota drivers" "yeah what do you drive?" *"a Toyota"* Iconic

"Tigers and lions are for the circus" Big lion gazes angerly

TED WATCH OUT THERES *Big Lion* BEHIND YOU, OH NO HE CAN'T HEAR US HE'S GOT MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES IN HIS EARS HE CAN'T HEAR US

@vitamin9165

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@CommissarPhantom

4 жыл бұрын

Mm hmmm yes

@mulhamsaifee7284

4 жыл бұрын

It's okay Ted doesn't perform in the circus unlike that lion 😈😎😎

@guts1503

4 жыл бұрын

"HOLY SHIT" 😥 "big lion"

@aimanapple1448

4 жыл бұрын

He's so fucking powerful

im surprised ted isn’t bald and aged. he’s constantly in close proximity to big lion.

@isaacmillett9333

4 жыл бұрын

bug maybe he is big lion

@soldi_

4 жыл бұрын

Big Lion is his Stand

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

He has contained him. For now.

@noeltoledo7799

4 жыл бұрын

hes tamed the big lion, but is sometimes afraid by how he can be overpowered one day...

@ValTheGnat

4 жыл бұрын

He is Big Lion’s chosen. He IS Big Lion’s chosen.

This man is funny, charismatic, tall, good looking. He is the human embodiment of Big Lion

love how he just appears at college campuses when he needs content

Big Lion holy shit he' so powerful

@thomasperron2813

4 жыл бұрын

I was gonna like but...369

@larsschwindt5308

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@deceptivelysmallman

4 жыл бұрын

he' is the only way to address hi'm

@moviemanz6547

4 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck Big lion

@axelbergstrom3644

4 жыл бұрын

Pheb didn't stand a fucking chance

The fact that his desktop wallpaper is B I G L I O N

@CH3R.N0BY1

4 жыл бұрын

Cosmic Madeline still

@williameisler2237

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god

@SBRNG_

4 жыл бұрын

Big lion

@williameisler2237

4 жыл бұрын

4rg holy shit

@semiboyo637

4 жыл бұрын

Cosmic Madeline it’s big lion homie

"If you wanna own a buggati one day, stop taking advice from Toyota drivers." "What do you drive?" "A Toyota" *_P A R A D O X_*

The start of this video did not age well. Time to GO back to school?? GO to the STORE?? Man those were some simpler times.

*looks at the background* “Holy shit...it’s big lion”

@MrMojoman1236

4 жыл бұрын

Cael Blake he’s so powerful...

@JohnChefman

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrMojoman1236 oh shit oh no He's so powerful

@koizuhora

4 жыл бұрын

hes so fuckin powerful

@annabellejones5950

4 жыл бұрын

i was like number 420, nice

@blankuser987

4 жыл бұрын

*their prayers were not enough*

I’m trying not to look directly into Big Lion’s eyes, for if I do I will be instantly disintegrated

@VBV_OFFICIAL

4 жыл бұрын

*shiiiiing* *shiiiiiing*

@tyrenremo6026

4 жыл бұрын

Looks in the eyes Me: i don’t feel so good

@bruhsauce644

4 жыл бұрын

help. help. my foot is turning into liquid and soon my torso will turn into liquid. help.

Not me now realising that Ted's D&D character is based on this video and this video alone

@58.jpegs-in-C.._

Жыл бұрын

i think it also comes from that terrible Christianity film (the producer is called Jim Lion)

"Oh my god, he's so powerful" I assume you are talking about Big Lion

Taking your girl back is like re heating McDonald’s fries

@gamergamer7508

4 жыл бұрын

I just recoiled

@emmettbrown3463

4 жыл бұрын

@Wacky Heart the first one or the second one

@emmettbrown3463

4 жыл бұрын

@Wacky Heart :(

@inspectregrunt

4 жыл бұрын

They are still delicious

@jimmmyjohns2853

4 жыл бұрын

Well if u put it in the microwave its gonna suck ass but if u put it in the oven they will be still good

That advice joke reached a new level of irony with that toyota quote "stop taking advice from toyota drivers." "Yeah what do you drive?" "A Toyota" Peak comedy

@Ffeoli1039

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't be any better. Gold

@juliannolastname2442

2 жыл бұрын

It’s paradoxical. If you listen to Ted’s advice from now on, you’re listening to a Toyota driver. But if you take up this particular piece of advice and don’t listen to Ted from then on, you’re still taking advice from a Toyota driver

The wolf vs lion/tiger one really falls apart when you remember that a chihuahua and a wolf are the same species. I mean, I guess chihuahuas don't perform in circuses, but they do sit in handbags.

@marynoble9464

Жыл бұрын

wolves also perform in circuses sometimes, as do bears. Like are people really out here thinking that animal traffickers respect wolves too much to traffic them?

9:38 He had to think about that statement

the video started and I was all like "ᵒʰ ᵍᵒᵈ"

@Pumpkal

4 жыл бұрын

".....it's fuckin' big lion........"

@livispuzzled

4 жыл бұрын

BIG LION

@mimiii_655

4 жыл бұрын

"ᴴᴱ'ˢ ᵀᴼ ᴾᴼᵂᴱᴿᶠᵁᴸ"

@bruhfunny999

4 жыл бұрын

He's so fucking powerful

@aidenaragon8056

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit................ their prayers weren't enough...he's to powerful

Oh Jesus I’m too distracted by B I G L I O N to watch the video

Just realized that this was the birth of the “sigma male”

This is really stu.. *sees computer* B I G L I O N

your skits would be funnier if you weren't too tall for your house, ted.

@HopeDahPope

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Saila his head almost hits his doorway and it makes me crack up

@doot1169

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, ted.

@jackklein8474

4 жыл бұрын

ted is big lion

Might have to re watch this video because I just can’t take my eyes of big lion.

Love the computer background

“he’s a classy fuckin lion” *fearfully gazes at BIG LION behind Ted’s head as he mocks a classy lion*

Turn your monitors off Ted, you know what happened to Pheb

@Princely_plus

4 жыл бұрын

Your assuming that he can

@karlo1083

4 жыл бұрын

@@Princely_plus oh shit, too powerful

Oh god, it’s big lion He.. he’s so powerful

@hailiebechler7844

4 жыл бұрын

Mad Lad 299 holy shit....

@jdn2k204

4 жыл бұрын

hes hes its *oh my fucking god* Pheb didn't stand a chance

@hayleyhanna8949

4 жыл бұрын

They nuked fucking Pheb

@sydneyatkins6249

4 жыл бұрын

oh fuck

@regularbloke2117

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayleyhanna8949 he tossed a fucking nuke with his fucking shadow arm

0:28 "You don't even know a dang thing! What's 1+2, huh? Fourrr!" I don't know why that bit is so funny to me

"stop taking advice from Toyota drivers" Some kid is going to get his whole life destroyed at a stop light next to a supra

There were a large number of references to Lions in this video, maybe big lion is GROWING

@JustKelpTwo

4 жыл бұрын

I would like this comment but it has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it

@tylerisnotcool_2840

4 жыл бұрын

No one like this comment its at 69

@JustKelpTwo

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerisnotcool_2840 I wont

Bro that girl you can’t stop thinking about is probably putting her Minecraft bed next to someone else’s. :c

@toothmilksheak7287

4 жыл бұрын

No matter how you look at it. He spittin facts FR FR

@HeroicLeo8125

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up :'(

@ultrapigeon6642

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

@hathanh8025

4 жыл бұрын

this is a callmecarson moment

Ted don’t look behind you just run

“If you want to drive a Bugatti then stop taking advice from Toyota drivers” “What car do you drive” “A Toyota”

omg at 10:18 that guy is literally adorable "are u high?" "no i am not" LOL

@biglickn2951

3 жыл бұрын

That guy had to have been

@cameronyeetiboi21

3 жыл бұрын

Dude Ted's gotta chill with those questions man

@charlieDavidNorman

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, that was me and I was high.

I was quaking the whole time because Big Lion was in the background

@YoutubePizzer

4 жыл бұрын

holy shid............

ted, you are the heart warming voice that fills my ears everyday at 4 am and i thank you

i'm really glad that Ted finally realized the meaning within these quotes nearing the end there. really saw the full 180°, nice job.

Non terrible motivational advice: you will buy this cram

@distilledmeat42069

4 жыл бұрын

Layed in the sun for a fortnight

@natebit7167

4 жыл бұрын

I have berry cram

@doomsycth4476

4 жыл бұрын

Harder than steel

@jaclyn_grace

4 жыл бұрын

@@natebit7167 i have very berry cram, like berry cram but very

@JoeMama-fp2ri

4 жыл бұрын

Jaclyn Grace well I have cram cram it’s like cram but with cram.

The persona Ted played at the beginning was Carson

@ollieolii8137

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@anthony7635

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@notedcorpse

4 жыл бұрын

¤¤¤ = yes

@nathanburnett9529

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@deadpoolz9161

4 жыл бұрын

Yes?

The birthplace of Jim lion

This is just the prequel to CallMeCarson's "Creating a New USA" video.

@Mpernal207

3 жыл бұрын

Why did I like my own comment?

"School is back!" Uh ted idk how to tell you this but.....

@truevultra3995

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I thought he was joking then I looked at video age then went "oh"

@elainad6728

4 жыл бұрын

School is as dead as *B I G L I O N* 's victims

@breathingsfun2326

4 жыл бұрын

@@elainad6728 BIG LION created corona

@libruh9721

4 жыл бұрын

Madison Dodge school was back what are you talking about? This was back in October 🤨🧐

@poppet5804

4 жыл бұрын

@@libruh9721 its....a joke buddy

“He clearly likes it!” - Jeff Bananza

I honestly can't stop rewatching this video

When I get hurt I violently spray diarrhea

Was hard to watch this through the tears caused by big lions overwhelming power

@Sami-ww5jp

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Davies oh god

@northmac

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sami-ww5jp oh shit

"The good thing with hitting rock bottom is that there is only one way up" - That fat koala from sing

@ryanreynolds1630

3 жыл бұрын

Wolf

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

Жыл бұрын

Dumbass has never heard of a pickaxe before

it's been over a year and this is still the best intro to a video that i have ever seen

The one about poop has me dying for like 20 minutes, I rewind the video so much

If Garrett Watts had a straight older brother, that would be Ted

@bm8524

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Grayson-Ball glasses

@crathion4960

4 жыл бұрын

I would say he is more like a knock off idubbbzz

@Lod_Gangz

4 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@sakuraash

4 жыл бұрын

If Garret Watts had a baby with the guy who played Marshel on how I met your mother

hi, I’m here to inform you that you sound EXACTLY like my science teacher, and at the slightest you even look like him. I’M SCARED.

@Bob-gh8ge

4 жыл бұрын

Live in fear mortal

@Antiwarpp

4 жыл бұрын

You should only be scared of B I G L I O N

@edoneill6138

4 жыл бұрын

@everyone

@emilgyggggygggrr

4 жыл бұрын

notnosa I was gonna ask him to react to ted later this year and show y’all but that’s also genius oml

3:20 "I may live in a zoo, but at least I wasn't domesticated" is a counter quote

I love all your videos, Schlatt!

Big lion is all the motivation I need, mainly a motivation to build more churches

@georgeriverton6872

4 жыл бұрын

What about motivational lizard?

@wannabecryptid4934

4 жыл бұрын

And nuke Pheb

shout out to big lion for making this video possible

I love the addition of big lion as your desktop background.

coming back to this video after the latest chuckle dungeon is so funny

Ted school started like 3 weeks ago bro

@rakkusu7241

4 жыл бұрын

my first day of college is tomorrow, but yeah high school has been going on for a while now

@jertspleen1464

4 жыл бұрын

John Thomas Goudas *6

@kanjonojigoku8644

4 жыл бұрын

feels like 3 years tbh

@micahhradil2551

4 жыл бұрын

*not every school starts at the exact same time you soggy cabbage

@aki6704

4 жыл бұрын

6*

My two favorite things are back, Big Lion and Ted

@YoutubePizzer

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the joke was there was three things and one of them was “back”

@benschwartz8066

4 жыл бұрын

Your just saying that bc you are scare shitless of Big Lion

@kite2036

4 жыл бұрын

big lion

@kite2036

4 жыл бұрын

@@benschwartz8066 oh no

@kite2036

4 жыл бұрын

@@benschwartz8066 big lion

Lion in the background. Motivational quotes. Can't help but think of the DnD chuckle sandwich video.

"What do you drive?" "*Toyota*" I died

*"Which chipmunk gives the best head tho?"* _-Mahatma Ghandi_

@poodychulak

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly Theodore

@trentbutters4853

4 жыл бұрын

Big Lion

@leafo3490

4 жыл бұрын

We all know it’s Theodore, but who’s getting the best dick?

Moses may not be here in person, but he is in spirit. 🙈

@ominoussand

4 жыл бұрын

He lives on in our hearts

@walkerfloyd7145

4 жыл бұрын

Trinity Rodgers his energy casts an arm of darkness over this video

@andrewe8191

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, I just thought of something. What if Moses is Big Lion?

@walkerfloyd7145

4 жыл бұрын

Elbo between Moses, big lion, and peter Caine, I think ted’s astral abilities are frightening to say the least.

8:43 this man is stoned out of his mind. He is as high as the moon

I like the power move of making practically all of them hold the Free Business Motivation Poster

I can't take my eyes off big lion

@samuelhatfield7415

4 жыл бұрын

You mean you can't take your eyes off of Him?

@jjjoshiii6659

4 жыл бұрын

i see you everywhere h

I’m scared of this video Big lion just stares at me and I see my house burning down and me screaming noo big lion nooo

@EpicRolZ

4 жыл бұрын

...................... Big lion

@incomprehensible4982

4 жыл бұрын

he's so powerful

Hello Milk Man. I would like to say how proud I am of your progress in content. Keep up the epic work boss man :D

youtube recommended this to me on its two year anniversary thats awesome

Me: **Trying to look at video** Big Lion: *_N O_*

We can tell this was filmed BEFORE the Carson America video, the big lion has clearly recently been born and the quote from the wisdom tree is on the joker account, either that or Ted runs the account

@TedNivison

4 жыл бұрын

It was filmed the same day, yes, and prior to the Carson video.

I can just hear the voice of Jim Lion within all of the quotes

Bro I’m actually hyped when ever I see something from IC. Does anyone know what he went to college for?

I’ve lost all vision in my left eye after witnessing big lion through the screen

I'm amazed how Ted is so calm with Big Lion right behind him, but I guess he doesn't perform in circus.

7:53 It took me a couple minutes to work out where I had heard that before. But then I remembered: it was from Ted. Moments before the birth of Big Lion.

Now this…THIS was relatable, Ted.

Remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

@ddoober

4 жыл бұрын

ItsYaBoiAlex oh lord

@paydenjackson7156

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

@SilverCyborgSliver

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not! I'm the only person on earth who is not unique!

@theyaf2057

4 жыл бұрын

Nah I'm Seth

@objecto2436

4 жыл бұрын

*t h a n k s*

7:54 the instagram account stole that motivational quote from the "Wisdom tree", how dare they

never felt so mitivated before

Great vid, made me laugh! Thanks ;)

BEHIND YOU TED ITS BIG LION. HE'S REACHING OUT TO YOU WITH HIS SHADOW ARM. QUICK RUN HE'S ALREADY NUKED PHEB. EDIT: Ted is now ageing incredibly fast.

“I am smart, I am fast, I am cool, I am fresh, I fly high in the sky, powerful and overbearing like an eagle, an eagle, a bald eagle, yes. The gods smile upon me on this day for I am glorious, I am powerful, and I am Ted.”

@maddikemp9164

4 жыл бұрын

*i am big lion

Clicked on this video and saw the computer background saw Big Lion and got exited

I forgot how it goes uh "Lions and Tigers may be the strongest but I'm a wolf and the Wolf doesn't perform in the circus"