Awful Game Ads on Instagram
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Thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Use code 'GREG' for $20 off your first order: sg.app.link/GREG
Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
If you're actually reading this description comment "congrats on becoming a pumpkin!"
WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on KZread, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
#dannygonzalez
Пікірлер: 24 000
The baby is born. It is a son Sultan: ..he ugly put it back
@bellastruthers3918
4 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations, we got it back in."
@PineapplePen-vz8ph
4 жыл бұрын
@@bellastruthers3918 Impregnating time
@rem-nl3dl
4 жыл бұрын
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.
@bowsandaro
4 жыл бұрын
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}
@emmac6596
4 жыл бұрын
Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.
"Oh look bae is in the shower" A) *Star World War III* B) *Wait Your Turn*
@stupidvideos9901
3 жыл бұрын
C) look through his phone
@hooded-devil2725
3 жыл бұрын
D) break in and have *sex*
@stupidvideos9901
3 жыл бұрын
E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*
@iforgoree
3 жыл бұрын
F) *DIVORCE*
@athyzkyh
3 жыл бұрын
G) SLAP HIS FACE
the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin
@VoceCorale
Жыл бұрын
Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.
@ablancer3582
Жыл бұрын
@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”
@artemis6828
Жыл бұрын
@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?
@cringelord_67
11 ай бұрын
Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal
@Marshmal-
11 ай бұрын
I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police
The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising
@ashdeforest217
Жыл бұрын
Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere
@pixxL_
Жыл бұрын
What's the game like?
@petermmm42
Жыл бұрын
"you must lose weight"-the sultan
@strranger
Жыл бұрын
@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…
@Noncreativeblob
Жыл бұрын
Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)
Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too." Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."
@more_harsh
3 жыл бұрын
Tf , is that game really there ? I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !
@forcedcomedy9912
3 жыл бұрын
@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol
@more_harsh
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots yea my bad
@sinfizz_
2 жыл бұрын
o h
Pumpkin: legal Game: tapped New born son: disliked Maid: slapped Notifications: on
@StardustLegend
5 жыл бұрын
everything checked off the list
@yoinkkaboink
5 жыл бұрын
Hotel: Trivago
@donut.covers
5 жыл бұрын
@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it
@themysticalchild7423
5 жыл бұрын
Hotel? Trivago
@jinx3d360
5 жыл бұрын
Greg? Danny
Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :( The daughter is literally eight years old Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨
@vishakhabh.6341
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@suk.489
Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts
@shrektheintelllectual3615
Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable
@shrektheintelllectual3615
Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.
@shrektheintelllectual3615
Жыл бұрын
@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.
"Legally a pumpkin" Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has
@themasterprocrastinator4933
Жыл бұрын
Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense
@moonylime
6 ай бұрын
You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd
Legally Blind Legally Blonde Legally Skilled Legally Pumpkin
@yuno9121
5 жыл бұрын
Illegally going to pink castle
@viktorijatrajkovasavevska5965
5 жыл бұрын
Legally Greg
@Miriam-pq4vx
5 жыл бұрын
Legally Trivago Did i do it right?
@Hip.Username
5 жыл бұрын
Very good resume
@yangzhou07
4 жыл бұрын
Legally dead
Ads before: amazing gameplay Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"
@kamui6522
3 жыл бұрын
@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜
@italyisntreal
2 жыл бұрын
@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese
@NyanCatzzz
2 жыл бұрын
Yay people are randomly becoming besties
@lacabraasada2326
2 жыл бұрын
I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game
@italyisntreal
2 жыл бұрын
@@lacabraasada2326 ultimate tactic
“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌” - Danny Gonzalez, 2018
@wakandapolatty
Жыл бұрын
2018
@SickAndMeanSAM
Жыл бұрын
2018
@jillianbruening8199
Жыл бұрын
2018
@yay..conchas
Жыл бұрын
2018
@canondead1943
Жыл бұрын
2018
I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.
@21Michichi
2 жыл бұрын
there are female viziers too
@antigonarosaura7845
Жыл бұрын
That was historically correct.
@Guyhj2489
11 ай бұрын
And?🤡
@BeepBeepLettuce5
Ай бұрын
@@Guyhj2489”And?🤡” -👶
Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.
@meggels9215
5 жыл бұрын
theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom
@m6lt9
5 жыл бұрын
@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering
@eeahaha313
5 жыл бұрын
Malte Blank r/woooooooosh
@buggybabygirl
5 жыл бұрын
Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game
@4bestfriendstime297
5 жыл бұрын
Yes plz
The only reason the king DISLIKES his son.. is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle
@nadiamurray8369
5 жыл бұрын
Ofc 👌😂
@chubbyudder9002
5 жыл бұрын
┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
@randommemesweekly4417
5 жыл бұрын
666th like
@corvusquidballsack
5 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget, he’s not legally skilled
@randommemesweekly4417
5 жыл бұрын
he actually entered pink castle illegaly, and got a jail sentence for 5 years
I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"
I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol
Bad ads...? Badads? Bad dads... *Childhood memories intensify*
@KB-qg4fu
5 жыл бұрын
#daddyissues
@batwing1015
5 жыл бұрын
Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme
@StormylionX
5 жыл бұрын
I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse
@batwing1015
5 жыл бұрын
I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass
@tiktokcompilations7027
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢
*downloads game* *finishes level 2* *deletes game* Okay I’m a pumpkin now
@bigpapaqueefman9098
5 жыл бұрын
Legally
@carleycruz2097
5 жыл бұрын
Lunar Shards mood
@nini-fq3tb
5 жыл бұрын
I was at level 1378..... I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL
@nini-fq3tb
5 жыл бұрын
TheEmerald Jacob yayy
@jorydn1136
5 жыл бұрын
@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking
12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔
Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃
Your husband kisses you. Divorce. Or DIVORCE.
@lj.853
4 жыл бұрын
Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.
@ianc8382
3 жыл бұрын
Or kill
@goosequeen2144
3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.
@user-uq9oh4yg2z
3 жыл бұрын
DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝
@swordfromphighting
3 жыл бұрын
DIVORCE but before you do divorce
Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*
@Jewls2
5 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment I've ever seen
@theguywhodidntask1620
5 жыл бұрын
The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment
@xxlexicamxx5208
5 жыл бұрын
Let’s together bath
@MadeOfConfusion
5 жыл бұрын
Ummmm hell yes
@lokii1972
5 жыл бұрын
Let’s together cough drop
These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked
I can explain the "I was Born" The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.
father i need a hug! *"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*
@seungnote
5 жыл бұрын
Oooof
@memesarecool4363
5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@jamesray9829
5 жыл бұрын
Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???
@qwqkawaii2713
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@woah8358
5 жыл бұрын
i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.
Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?
@sickspood
4 жыл бұрын
Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin
@imzipperoni
3 жыл бұрын
I am pumpkin. Sue me
@lisawilliams2327
3 жыл бұрын
@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@theKathyinacone
3 жыл бұрын
Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*
@beanybeanbag
3 жыл бұрын
Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game
Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?
@Wholelottanothingburger
2 жыл бұрын
no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws
I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.
@180thislife
Жыл бұрын
yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century
It's a pretty ... *insultan* game. I'll see myself out.
@green.beanss
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, just, wow
@SARCOSISARCOSA
4 жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing lmaoooo
@molly-cw9tj
4 жыл бұрын
Charley Schutz no come back
@erikthered318
4 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry I see myself out everyday lol
@itsureverydayidiot6336
4 жыл бұрын
that was one of the best puns I have ever heard
I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name” And that kids is how Greg is born.
@Rainbowthewindsage
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.
@kels892
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂
@jenniferl.8111
3 жыл бұрын
Thank youuu I was like super confused at first
@alanna6034
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.
@daisydances7117
3 жыл бұрын
OG’s will remember Let’s together reminisce
I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.
This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about. Thanks, Drew!
Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me" Me: *sends photo of myself*
@user-ms7cl6nc4y
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂
@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)
@frozonessupersuit8536
5 жыл бұрын
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!
@frozonessupersuit8536
5 жыл бұрын
@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)
@wackss5049
5 жыл бұрын
Bangtan Queen you ugly Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
"Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*
@Lily-nc8uh
5 жыл бұрын
Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER
@julijafirer3969
5 жыл бұрын
No
@a.h.z2830
5 жыл бұрын
Pragooft
@gasmaskyt4132
5 жыл бұрын
Fucking gregnant 😂
@owah
5 жыл бұрын
Gregananant?
Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.
I'm so proud of you for becoming a pumpkin. I envy your success
“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.” Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you
@AliNeisy
4 жыл бұрын
I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe
@SKS-kj1fx
4 жыл бұрын
It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho
@tundraart2693
4 жыл бұрын
I would like but this comments likes are already perfect
@echo9050
4 жыл бұрын
Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama
@lvely4126
4 жыл бұрын
@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to
Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME
@sophialeon2085
5 жыл бұрын
Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge
@erin5116
5 жыл бұрын
im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(
@londoneldridge7076
5 жыл бұрын
I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated
@skyemetrowich155
5 жыл бұрын
Im on level 6313 oof
@jameskohler7563
5 жыл бұрын
JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now
watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different
@paytonmatzke9721
6 ай бұрын
No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo
Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game
Nobody; The sultan: *dislikes his children*
@hadiaafzal1072
4 жыл бұрын
No one : The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn
@kikiprin3303
4 жыл бұрын
"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"
If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!
@orlumbus5192
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*
@AC-td4io
5 жыл бұрын
Get over 28 and you’re illegal
@kaylathomas7485
5 жыл бұрын
If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally
@brandncibr9831
5 жыл бұрын
Yes
I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads. 1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!" 2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled." 3: "your IQ is ----------" BANG
My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family Me: 9:57
*Slips WHOOPS IM PREGNANT
@nutellafromgloaming2275
5 жыл бұрын
K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o
@maudblue8243
5 жыл бұрын
And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o
@chairee6627
5 жыл бұрын
Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*
@spencerpaquette3044
5 жыл бұрын
*slips WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY
@a.patel1
5 жыл бұрын
Whoops you slapped a girl!!
*lets together dad* "MY SON IS TOO UGLY AHHH"
@julianna2333
5 жыл бұрын
Omg greattt😂😂😂😂
One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me
4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!
“Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!” 1. Join in 2. Slap his face
@MrQuinnzard
4 жыл бұрын
if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat
@svetlanarebane
4 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY
@aaaacheese156
4 жыл бұрын
if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant
@ally5618
4 жыл бұрын
WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??
@svetlanarebane
4 жыл бұрын
@@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die
I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷♀️
@ashleydison7465
5 жыл бұрын
Poor computers, now I feel bad... AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭
@oliviacompagnino7530
5 жыл бұрын
Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content
@XxDeadParrotxX
5 жыл бұрын
Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊
@dumbiev3263
5 жыл бұрын
@@pinecone3630 Ikr.
I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other. Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?
Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.
If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎
@juliawburn2352
5 жыл бұрын
haha!
@megan-1600
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@idiothoe5421
5 жыл бұрын
The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️
@generalviolet9806
5 жыл бұрын
Actually..
@jasperjazzie
Жыл бұрын
can we legally become pumpkins tho
“After 69 tries I crafted a love potion to seduce Emma Watson” That’s a *real* caption for a *real* game on a *real* ad I got... *I have no words...*
@noods1406
4 жыл бұрын
What game
@The_Slayer.
3 жыл бұрын
My god... What game?
@pyrodynamics75
3 жыл бұрын
Poor celebrities, they get so much shit daily.
@poorlydrawnfurret915
3 жыл бұрын
I've gotten ads like that
@0NoneOfTheAbove0
3 жыл бұрын
I NEED THAT GAME TELL ME WHATS ITS CALLED!!!!!!!
Fun fact: the ad makers screwed up the names. The consort of a Sultan is called a Sultana, or Sultanah. Empress is for an Emperor.
How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?
*Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*
@tinapinto5050
5 жыл бұрын
emily i like ur profile pic hahaha
@shreeyastache
5 жыл бұрын
Tina Pinto wait wot
@hopemay6865
5 жыл бұрын
yaas
@pyrotic5432
5 жыл бұрын
Let’s get together bath
@kyrahmosley3262
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
“Dad, together hug?” “No daughter, together diet”
@kenyagibsonn
5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@addiehumphries6552
5 жыл бұрын
She needs to eat her broccoli.
@rohanmorningstar7795
5 жыл бұрын
Not together diet. Only onegether diet
@sherrilewis3608
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@theluxalpha
4 жыл бұрын
F for respects
9:03 is just straight up insulting ElectroBoom.
I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason. I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin. I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.
Danny: This is so bad! Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: Danny: let's download it!
@Aazen
5 жыл бұрын
Nathan Scott I heard yanny
@emberjenkins4598
5 жыл бұрын
@@Aazen I heard blue and black
@z3rox969
5 жыл бұрын
I heard white and gold
@saradoingstuff6650
4 жыл бұрын
I hear laurel
@dougwarren5471
4 жыл бұрын
I hear Orange and pink
I hate being an illegal pumpkin. I should get that app
@lukeburmese3450
5 жыл бұрын
Damn I need the app I've been in hiding for years now I can become a pumpkin legally
@te547
5 жыл бұрын
@@lukeburmese3450 What the fuck right as soon as it got to that part I got the same exact ad on youtube for the pumpkin
@lukeburmese3450
5 жыл бұрын
@@te547 ha got em
@jeoslapha9434
5 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@oreothepomeranian138
5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is a "illegal pumpkin"?
6:20 I actually played a lot of this game some years ago and I really liked and did some big scores. Unfortunately, I did not became a pumpkin. Legally.
Danny flirting with me and calling me babygirl was probably one thing off my bucket list.
I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store
@Rda-im4hv
2 жыл бұрын
Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens
@sparklettes4475
2 жыл бұрын
yeah me too
@randomstupidity3400
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@xi3460
2 жыл бұрын
Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg
@saharahjohnson6108
2 жыл бұрын
or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later
"What's a concubine? Is that like a mix between a cucumber and a porcupine?" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂
@merinakhumair1768
4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂👏👏
@dx.feelgood5825
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody tell Danny lmao
@the_tangled_girl9494
4 жыл бұрын
@@dx.feelgood5825 better not🤣
@CantBelieveItsJustButter
4 жыл бұрын
The_Tangled Cowgirl I asked Siri what it was and cried a-bit
@PineapplePen-vz8ph
4 жыл бұрын
I got it to 100😊
I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'
don't think anyone wants to go to "kanye west games" anymore after what he's said
No one: Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant
@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
5 жыл бұрын
Fanfiction in a nutshell
@someidiotmetalhead
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible
@nothinghappens9811
4 жыл бұрын
@@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.
@sarahcosta5199
4 жыл бұрын
gregnant*
@MrEyes-xh4bb
4 жыл бұрын
before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm" i thought it was a fill in the blank comment
if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you
@incognitomode670
5 жыл бұрын
If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol
@phoeben2870
5 жыл бұрын
They have to buy you from your parents first.
@gracieowen2178
5 жыл бұрын
Adventures with Cash *mind blown*
@frootxjuice
5 жыл бұрын
kinky.
@sarahr6537
5 жыл бұрын
But then I'd be lit all night.
3:55 does it irritate anyone else that this is the the Disney world castle, not the Disneyland castle?
@colbytucker2178
Жыл бұрын
No
@JestersPrivilege18
Жыл бұрын
@@colbytucker2178 solid point
He predicted those Taylor Swift games 5 years later.
Ive played that Game of Sultans thing because of being curious of what it was actually like (due to crazy Instagram ads...damn). It’s basically your typical town-building RPG, that’s it. You’re the Sultan and you have to use coins to build stuff, train soldiers and defend your land. THERE AREN’T EVEN CHOICES LIKE IN THE ADS
@vividneon
5 жыл бұрын
What!? That's so boring 😭 I wanted to download it because it looked hilarious. They played us
@lindadunne9860
5 жыл бұрын
Hi
@pumpkinpickens
5 жыл бұрын
MeganIsAPanda Aw im disappointed, I thought it was going to be like that game Episode. Lol
@samfirefox1155
5 жыл бұрын
I also played Game of Sultans, because of the ads that I saw thinking that it would be a more chose your own adventure, but it wasnt. But it's still alright to play for about a week.😂
@cirnocard5710
5 жыл бұрын
There's way too much false advertising in these ads
You embarrassed that chair for no reason WTF Danny
@joemclean3365
5 жыл бұрын
I have that chair :(
@SplashyDreBaby
5 жыл бұрын
Joe M tell it I said its a good chair... if I was there I’d sure sit on it 🙂
Although a channel that has something to do with toilets has never commented about this. I literally constantly see those sh*tty game ads that has the same problem, weird captions and weird automated voices, I knew those were scams at the beginning when I first saw one, and was constantly endless. Even though I don’t have an Instagram account, other than this, it’s everywhere, even on this KZread platform. If I do end up finding those ads, the videos catching these will be posted.
“If you get to level 2, you are legally a pumpkin” it’s been 4 years and now you can be an actual pumpkin if you really wanted to 5:56
Pretty sure grindr is the only app where swallowing big ben will possibly get you to Disneyland...
@neegas3490
5 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂
@DecimusYna
5 жыл бұрын
Alright. You made my day.
@nanonymous2318
5 жыл бұрын
OHHH nah craigslist
@nanonymous2318
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry😂
@manblack666
5 жыл бұрын
yo GUYS radeem 2 0 0 Insta FoLLowers Serach For IGBUDDY
I want "Legally a pumpkin" merch
@Brandon-hu1bh
5 жыл бұрын
Yesss
@alyssaz4278
5 жыл бұрын
Or legally greg
@sodapcm5654
5 жыл бұрын
YES
@laurab7532
5 жыл бұрын
Omg yeees 👏👏👏
@theguywhodidntask1620
5 жыл бұрын
Please!!!!
I actually started playing "Game of Sultans" after seeing it in this video and it is nothing like the ads LOL Shocking. But it is a fun addictive game I have to admit
Me: Starts losing an argument online Greg: "Its showtime."
Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.
@mothma_am
3 жыл бұрын
areyoulostbabygirl
@maliamoh3784
3 жыл бұрын
it triggered my flight or flight response
@lonley_ghost647
3 жыл бұрын
*rapidly taps flight*
@awkward-beebs
3 жыл бұрын
**rapidly smashes fight** "Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"
@awkward-beebs
3 жыл бұрын
@xTara Chanx PFFT-
I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.
@krabbypatty2923
5 жыл бұрын
Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing
@infumoscus6067
5 жыл бұрын
@@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just KZread so you can find it better
@parissotelo8082
5 жыл бұрын
Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him
@l00sechange
5 жыл бұрын
Danny:"Hey Greg..." Greg:"Uhh, hello?"
@noice5935
5 жыл бұрын
lol
2:35 alright dancing line is actually pretty alright. the music slaps
I’ve spent the past 10 minutes trying to find a video to watch only to be saved by a 4 year old Danny Gonzalez video. Thank you
Becoming a legal pumpkin means you get to review your legal options...as a pumpkin
@kibstar1
5 жыл бұрын
Jake Custer ah it all makes sense now
@leonaleoart8524
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Spike_Monster
5 жыл бұрын
It should come with more perks
"Hey Greg" Me: I guess I'm Greg now
@tomrussell0
5 жыл бұрын
hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.
@chestersailor5301
5 жыл бұрын
@Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean
@fiji197
5 жыл бұрын
no me greg
@niftythegoblin
5 жыл бұрын
We're all Greg, welcome.
@Keki-sw2rb
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the family Greg Harris
5:25 Here's the timestamp for Danny saying babygirl.
You crack me up not only do you look like my youngest nephew but you have our same since of humor lol! These games looked and sounded so horrible but your explaining it out loud made me laugh out loud for real! 🤣
Me: I need a hug. Dad: lose weight
@davesam725
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lilypaddrawsjunk.6398
5 жыл бұрын
* insert sad recorder music *
@Mochi_Ochi
5 жыл бұрын
@@lilypaddrawsjunk.6398 hi there fellow pumpkin
"Swallow Big Ben" sounds like a euphemism.
@bravo6959
3 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@DiamantisHell
3 жыл бұрын
Ik
@Tw0Dots
3 жыл бұрын
@@bravo6959 I agree, Applause Sex Position
@lv4519
2 жыл бұрын
No 🚶🏼♀️✋🏻🚫
@lezley8465
2 жыл бұрын
I have a friend named Ben and I was terrified when I saw that😭😭
2:30 is a total mandela effect. i have watched this video so many times because it’s a comfort video i like to fall asleep to. i never fall asleep the first couple minutes in so i basically have the first 3 memorized at this point. never seen this part of the video before. is this just me?
@twiceboss
Жыл бұрын
also it’s weird because every ad he takes a while to talk about or makes a joke for except this one. he just acknowledged it and moved on. what the fuck?
I always see these ad’s where the caption is “I can’t reach pink colour” the thing is all the ad’s I see with these captions are for totally different apps so people are just copying and pasting random things for their ad’s?
Let’s together *abandon game of sultans*
@bethan2850
5 жыл бұрын
-hell yes-
@josh979
5 жыл бұрын
But what about the entertainment of fat shaming your daughter?!?!?
@charlotteworley8666
5 жыл бұрын
This is great😂
@ebicgamer3648
5 жыл бұрын
*leT’s tOgeTHeR sAd*
Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.
@TheCynicalDude_
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.
@wolfe440
5 жыл бұрын
TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.
I just can shake off the feeling that this Game of sultans is basically Crusader kings events: the game.
Him: this chair sucks! Me: aaah, ad
@rompevuevitos222
2 ай бұрын
I saw it coming mmon from the moment he said "but the most important thing"
When I get those ads usually its either “dont play this at work!” Or like, theres captures of two gameplays one good and one bad and it says “mom vs dad” they are really weird. Nowdays I mostly get those anime choose your story ads tho
@ley_ng
5 жыл бұрын
Bownie Tomazini same
@jimknsjams8068
5 жыл бұрын
Bownie Tomazini ugh I hate those types of ads. It’s so stereotypical. Apparently dads are terrible at playing games whilst Mum’s are a pro.
@strawb3rrysuccubus
5 жыл бұрын
same
@tinapinto5050
5 жыл бұрын
i always get ones that say their for “the legally skilled” like wtf does that even mean
@nobody-xz9yw
5 жыл бұрын
@@tinapinto5050 It means you are legally skilled
*danny at a job interview* Interviewer: so what are your life accomplishments? Danny: well... I am legally a pumpkin....
@thegoatcarnival
4 жыл бұрын
the best joke in this comment is Danny getting a job
@nstudylog1182
4 жыл бұрын
@@thegoatcarnival 😂💵💵💵💵
@swiftie4life540
4 жыл бұрын
YOUR HIRED!!
@lemonandmilk3174
4 жыл бұрын
Swag Feather OMG HAHA
@paulamcguinness1529
4 жыл бұрын
ANGRY PUMPKIN NOISES INTENSIFIES Lol
The game before the Disney land one was actually "Dancing Line" or at least it used to be. Now it's Music Line. It's actually a pretty good, fun, music game despite the ads, and it's probably being badly advertised there or even advertised on a false account or something ;-;
5:53 I actually had that game once and the pumpkin they are playing as is only obtainable after level 50 and an event exclusive