When the therapist says you have social anxiety instead of calling you a sigma male

@ins3rt_us3r

2 жыл бұрын

i hate it when that happens 😒

@Theoss-sl1fk

2 жыл бұрын

I will use this comment just in case I counter a Sigma. Thanks

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

2 жыл бұрын

ALL OF YOU SHOULD 🤐

@ayyytism6081

Жыл бұрын

I have friends (not female ones) and I am a sigma male

@bowiethebuffoon4873

Жыл бұрын

They also said that I had a part of the autism spectrum, smh 🤦 My psychiatrist gotta up their grindset

this whole “hierarchy of men” feels like in elementary school when you would play pretend and one of you would be like “no but like pretend my superpowers are cooler and more powerful than yours.”

@kappax_6610

2 жыл бұрын

yea like women have safety nets if they go homeless which is rare sense they can just get child support from men but can run from the child whit little to no consequences at all. but we should focus on women actually appressed like women being human trafficked. or women in the middle east.

@lexa2310

2 жыл бұрын

@@kappax_6610 Your comment is so nonsensical I can't tell if this is satire or if you just skipped a few stages of mental development.

@leech9751

2 жыл бұрын

@@kappax_6610 what in the name of god did you just say

@user-himenes

2 жыл бұрын

@@lexa2310 ROUND

@micheE2001

2 жыл бұрын

@@kappax_6610 that’s the most unrelated reply I’ve ever seen

I'm actually a gamma male. All my lovers have to wear a hazmat suit I'm profoundly radioactive

@fellowyoutubeuser5127

9 ай бұрын

i identify as a sigma male myself, i am a sum of multiple numbers

@ZijnShayatanica

7 ай бұрын

I'm an epsilon male. Incredibly small, but ultimately positive.

@supertrooper6011

2 ай бұрын

Just googled it and they've already done it... Gamma males are a thing (in someones head at least)

@ratticustheemperor

Ай бұрын

as a phi-male, i’m more partial to latex body suits. there’s nothing gayer than having skin to skin contact with people so i just don’t

@Gubagoo109

Ай бұрын

I’m actually a lambda male. I can tell the wavelength of a gamma male

mfs hate on lgbtq while basically creating new species of human themselves lmao

@caitlienna1689

8 ай бұрын

frfr

@isatunes

3 ай бұрын

“The lgbt community makes no sense 😡” why are men pretending to be wolves

@adithyafern17

3 ай бұрын

The same guys who complain about too many genders invent new species of males for every letter in the greek alphabet. Hypocrisy at its finest

@earlymanproductions8863

3 ай бұрын

Lgbtq is already a new species basically

@Somedude72

2 ай бұрын

@@earlymanproductions8863no they’re humans

i feel like a ligma male now

@aidankocherhans9861

2 жыл бұрын

What's ligma?

@gaberino1

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidankocherhans9861 this is so sad can we please enslave several starving children

@gabegaston7519

2 жыл бұрын

@@gaberino1 I’ll do that with you 🥰

@jonathananderson1401

2 жыл бұрын

what's a male

@komaru_7120

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonathananderson1401 male deez nuts lmao gottem

Plot twist: caring about being alpha is the only true way to be beta. Sincerely, a low value woman.

@nxthro634

2 жыл бұрын

Said by a woman, obviously right?

@badsportblack1445

2 жыл бұрын

@@nxthro634 she's saying being so desperate for people's approval and trying to look cool is very lame

@cubixman9676

2 жыл бұрын

@@badsportblack1445 yes

@drewnitz7968

2 жыл бұрын

@@nxthro634 spoken like a true Beta

@rosalie.levesque

2 жыл бұрын

You speak wisdom 😌 Sincerely, a very low value woman

I myself am an Abba male. I'm a dancing queen

@cosmiconni-chan2982

2 ай бұрын

Lol out loud!

@lizlee8715

2 ай бұрын

🎶 Young and sweet 🎶

@zerodiversion4509

2 ай бұрын

Mama Mia

@Goldenspike6

Ай бұрын

Personally I’m an aba male, I just love me some keys

@SoftFryMildlyOverSalted

Ай бұрын

Best thing I read all day bruv

I actually identify as a G-male. You become a g-male when your masculinity becomes bionic and you start to become an electronic messaging service owned by google.

@turtlelord8021

7 ай бұрын

Dear god, you're owned by the smartest person ever.

@ZijnShayatanica

7 ай бұрын

​@@turtlelord8021If that isn't omega, I don't know what is.

@alisonpurgatory85

5 ай бұрын

being dominated by a company? capitalismale

@PigeonPie-ki9nd

5 ай бұрын

I thought that was when you were a reoccurring character from the Half Life franchise?

@Ennybay360

3 ай бұрын

Rise and shine mr freeman

"I will shyly and quietly dominate you" should be a yearbook quote, it's so good😭

@justdawnn4666

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO YES

@_maddyy

2 жыл бұрын

I will use it TYSM THIS WILL HELP MEEE

@Mel_the_Pirate

2 жыл бұрын

It sounds just ridiculous enough to be in a year book, lol you're right!

@wolfiejor7124

2 жыл бұрын

I'm taking that one 😂

@zohajahandadkhan6568

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but shy in a cool way

Once a man asked me what kind of male I was and I’m like “oh I’m a gay male” and walked away and now I think that he was asking about this

@Lea-im3wr

2 жыл бұрын

You owned that conversation xD

@angelhima.

2 жыл бұрын

You dodged a bullet bro, good job

@solarenoi

2 жыл бұрын

just wanted to say that your comment made me laugh, this was amazing xD

@noahmcdowell7731

2 жыл бұрын

It's better to just tell him that than to keep talking to him

@aeoligarlic4024

2 жыл бұрын

We now know the winner isn't alpha or sigma male, it's gay male 👏

These men would lose their minds if they saw omegaverse

@CalmClamFam

Ай бұрын

Not the Omegaverse 😭😭

@darealquest

20 күн бұрын

What does omegaverse mean im too scared to google it at this point

@VioletKitUWU

20 күн бұрын

@@darealquest You don’t wanna know

@no1stinkysmoocher

15 күн бұрын

its like. fanfiction of characters with alpha/beta/omega dynamics where the omegas can get pregnant if theyre men and idk i dont wanna explain but its just a smut trope@@darealquest

@LaplacesAngel612

15 күн бұрын

@@darealquestfan fiction genre, mostly nsfw

If any man ever tells me irl he's an alpha/beta/sigma/kappa/lambda whatever greek letter male, my plan is just to tell him I'm a Level 54 Water Type.

@deadbeetsurname8810

3 ай бұрын

Underrated, gonna use this

@appalachiabrauchfrau

2 ай бұрын

just tell him ur not into werewolf erp

@HippohiFIVE

Ай бұрын

I’m the fire lord now I guess

@kalkella8822

11 күн бұрын

Hit em with your newly acquired hydro pump.

@OnyxtheFolf

2 күн бұрын

I really want these guys to learn that the entire wolf family group thing their whole personality is based on does not exist and is a 60s model entirely debunked by newer zoological studies

these guys heard "submissive and breedable" and "dominant and infertile" and took it personally

@skytippler

2 жыл бұрын

PLSSSSS

@Zoe_Dion

2 жыл бұрын

The omegaverse entering the greater consciousness was both the biggest mistake and the greatest gift

@Sarawarawara-

2 жыл бұрын

Can we please just stop doing this omegaverse crap? Please.

@agatha968

2 жыл бұрын

beta: submissive and breedable sigma: dominant and infertile alpha: dominant and breedable there is one type of man that is untouched, the submissive and infertile man, and we should search for him

@thisisforrachelyou2196

2 жыл бұрын

@@agatha968 what about Omega's

"astrology for men" - best explanation ever

@ashikjaman1940

2 жыл бұрын

I thought crypto was astrology for men?

@maeve1780

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashikjaman1940 crypto is like crystals for men

@arianalbert

2 жыл бұрын

I much prefer astrology it's alot more peaceful

@izstrella

2 жыл бұрын

@@arianalbert • That’s a good point. Probably costs less too.

@izstrella

2 жыл бұрын

@@maeve1780 • Damn, that’s a good comparison, ahaha! I’ve also heard it’s like a male-majority MLM; Monat for Men.

I genuinely identified and felt pride in being a beta male for a while. Then I realized that being a beta male was stupid and weak, so I decided to change that by becoming a woman.

@amateurdechats

9 ай бұрын

insane W

@asurprisinglackofsomething

9 ай бұрын

monumental W

@tenseishiyou

9 ай бұрын

prodigious W

@white_green

9 ай бұрын

Substantial W. Also congrats!

@Ihavethehighground69

9 ай бұрын

Humongous W

I'm a Pi-Male, it's been predetermined that I'll have 3.14 sexual partners in my life.

@theunderstatement6842

5 ай бұрын

.14???

@user-tw2jt9mg4d

4 ай бұрын

​@@theunderstatement6842 Trust me you don't wanna know

@Player-pj9kt

Ай бұрын

U sound like an irrational person

@Ayobruhyo

Ай бұрын

Is .14 just getting a hand Job?

@dontage815

11 күн бұрын

​@@user-tw2jt9mg4d I...kinda want to know now

"I'm a sigma male" sounds an awful lot like "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in and it don't WANNA fit in"

@youparejo

2 жыл бұрын

I wear this hat all the time

@blitzyblook3315

2 жыл бұрын

i'm not like other males who believe in toxic masculinity

@savtheartist5423

2 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah

@KPG113

2 жыл бұрын

Fitting in is boring though. This "Alpha/Beta/Omega/Sigma" stuff is a waste of time and energy, wish all guys could just be ourselves and not try to mold our personalities around one of four arbitrary classes.

@blitzyblook3315

2 жыл бұрын

@@KPG113 sometimes i ask myself why am i

That "Alpha" guy acting perplexed at how made-up Sigma Males are is just that meme of Spiderman pointing at himself.

@wackaer25

2 жыл бұрын

but alpha is real.. a sigma is just a fuckin loser lmfao

@insertnamehere7228

2 жыл бұрын

@@wackaer25 nah they’re both losers.

@utube8008

2 жыл бұрын

@@wackaer25 ulphu and sugma malt r soooo reel and cool!!

@bowl-of-chicken-soup7107

2 жыл бұрын

@@wackaer25 there both fake, the guy who created/discovered it in the first place later debunked it

@lauragutierrez3218

2 жыл бұрын

@birds wait, I thought it was just a thing people made up, but this was published or something????

I identify as a Koopa male personality, which means that I'm a small Japanese creature who likes spinning towards people at a worryingly high velocity, that is weirdly hostile towards small Italian plumbers who wear red and green.

@teachmehowtofard2849

6 күн бұрын

I am a preordered reptile

I personally identify as a Fe-male, meaning I'm the symbol for iron on the periodic table

@FlyingSpoon5213

10 күн бұрын

as a girl, fe-males are definitely the most attractive type of males

@Montesama314

2 күн бұрын

"Hey, bro. What kind of male are you?" "I AM IRON MAN!" "...what?"

“Lions conquer everything” Except hunting, you know, ‘cause lionesses do that.

@louschwick7301

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. Boy lions are actually more muscle-y then girls. They just send the girls out to do the work. Tigers are the opposite, the girls have more muscle, which makes sense: they're solitary animals, so mommy tigers can't rely on anyone else to protect their kids. Daddy tigers don't need the extra muscle, they only need to care for themselves

@Dasha__a

2 жыл бұрын

@@louschwick7301 what

@eddieisverygay7937

2 жыл бұрын

@@louschwick7301 you using these human terms on animals is so funny for no reason

@igobyross8045

2 жыл бұрын

@@louschwick7301 so… you’re still saying the girl lions do the hunting. It’s not a “not really thing” since you still proved their point dude lol

@Miruluvs

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddieisverygay7937 exactly what i thought while reading that lmao

When you’re a gamma male and girls literally die when they come near you

@MagisterialVoyager

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo stop.

@School_of_DejaVu

2 жыл бұрын

Bro no that’s so funny 😂

@33melonpaws77

2 жыл бұрын

That joke is killing me. My skin is tingly.

@zenas5122

2 жыл бұрын

Hulk… also this reminds me of that one time spiderman gave his gf cancer from nutting in her with his radioactive spider sperm

@esteehanvey5647

2 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

15:30 looks like his wall can be broken to reveal treasure.

@Theverylostsocks

5 ай бұрын

Underrated comment 😭

@Escrode

12 күн бұрын

😭

As I'm a girl I can say: we DON'T like guys who call themselves sigmas or alphas, we talk really bad about them with our friends at the point they are a walking joke to us

@bittertrancy

3 ай бұрын

real

@lamenwatch1877

3 ай бұрын

Oh, they're a walking joke to most of us guys, too.

@ColeHughes-cs1hp

2 ай бұрын

@@lamenwatch1877I honestly haven’t met a single person in real life actually use this term to describe themselves😂

@lamenwatch1877

2 ай бұрын

@@ColeHughes-cs1hp Nor have I, actually XD.

@oldman6916

2 ай бұрын

​@@ColeHughes-cs1hp it's cause alpha and sigma males are chronically online.

Sigma sounds a lot like "Oh, my girlfriend goes to a different school"

@elijahmathew8587

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@aecor111

2 жыл бұрын

My girlfriend lives in a different city... Maybe i am sigma...

@P-nk-m-na

2 жыл бұрын

@@aecor111 mine lives in another country, im a ligma male 😎

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

2 жыл бұрын

You wish

@P-nk-m-na

2 жыл бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 yo dude i bet you'd be great friends with candice

Alphas: extroverts with narcissism Sigmas: introverts with narcissism

@ssm5513

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

@@ssm5513 🤐

@npcimknot958

Жыл бұрын

Both cringe and try hard Just be a good person. Being funny is a plus.

@zoe.zimbabwe

Жыл бұрын

y'all hear sum??? 🧍

@nseven1117

Жыл бұрын

and then there's the Chads: muscle heads with narcissism

what ive gathered from this is that alphas and sigmas are just trying to top/dominate each other

@aceofclubs.

4 ай бұрын

and have gay se-

@B0netoB0ne

4 ай бұрын

they do seem pretty obsessed with each other @@aceofclubs.

@joe31226

4 ай бұрын

cold war 2: penis warfare

@placeholderdoe

2 ай бұрын

They might wanna be a power bottom, where the power is generated from the bottom

YOGURT MALES, ARISE!

@wiggard

2 ай бұрын

I'm here yogurt father

@RodrickkkHeffley

Ай бұрын

YOGURT NATION🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Dude he’s talking like he’s in a porn fanfic, “dominate the omegas”.

@iRradiantRayne

2 жыл бұрын

I sure wish an alpha male would dominate me into submission 😳😳

@El-de6nj

2 жыл бұрын

@@iRradiantRayne omegaverse

@brook6944

2 жыл бұрын

@@El-de6nj ✌️😩

@Cuties1st

2 жыл бұрын

@@iRradiantRayne 😳📸

@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice

2 жыл бұрын

Every fucking time I hear people talk about this I instantly think of the omegaverse. They have no idea what they sound like.

"Sigma males" sound like they're the dudes behind those Joker quotes/life advice Instagram accounts.

@trilsoweird17

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no... why is this probably true 😂

@user-kp7fv2wo9m

2 жыл бұрын

True tho

@eggshapedisraelioperative6317

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who takes “sigma males” seriously has succumbed to Poe’s law

@_Rick___Grimes_

2 жыл бұрын

it's funny you say that cause ive seen a couple people in the comments of these sigma male videos talk about how the joker is the "original sigma male", which is very troubling to me

@roachezmo

2 жыл бұрын

We live in a society.

I'm sorry, but all this 'dominating other men' talk makes this video sound like a Wattpad fanfiction

@gneepgnorpgnarp

4 ай бұрын

😭😭😭

such a great (and sad) example of men trying to resolve patriarchal trauma with patriarchal tools...

@gilly_the_fish

7 ай бұрын

It's a vicious cycle

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🤥

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

​@@gilly_the_fish🙄

@gilly_the_fish

5 ай бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🤡 see, I can do it too

@fashiharz8584

3 ай бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 happy Ramadan, jerome.

These so-called sigma males are definitely the "I'm not like other girls" girls of this fictional dynamic, who just looked up a Greek letter that was easy to pronounce. And just like the self-proclaimed alpha males, they're compensating for something.

@robothms9787

2 жыл бұрын

Same! I to wish I was God

@nxthro634

2 жыл бұрын

Do none of you have the decency to make a factual statement without dumbing yourself down to personal indults?

@alternativesalterxx

2 жыл бұрын

*sugma

@c.9858

2 жыл бұрын

@@nxthro634 based sigma male eh

@shifty7371

2 жыл бұрын

@@nxthro634 calm down Jamal don't pull out the 9

Can’t believe you forgot the hilarious fact that the guy who wrote the book on alpha and beta wolves was also the same guy who debunked his own theories

@littlemau1360

2 жыл бұрын

Yea and the poor man has to spend the rest of his career telling people he was wrong at first.

@MsDudette21

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlemau1360 a real man can admit his faults. while these greek letter males will just double down on their stupid believs

@TheSweaterToMyWeather

2 жыл бұрын

The OG and only real Alpha male 😃✊

@henrypcikles1110

2 жыл бұрын

@@MsDudette21 a real *alpha* man

@elokin300

2 жыл бұрын

A true scientist.

i don’t know how danny can watch these videos without crying out of embarrassment who do these men think they are 😭

I’m actually a thing called a pseudo male where even though I have male biology, I’m actually a woman

@grungestars

18 күн бұрын

I’m a pseudo genderfluid!!

These guys should leave the omegaverse for the fanfictions.

@maryamkhan2712

2 жыл бұрын

Pls-hdhdgdghdhdve fr

@artiseen

2 жыл бұрын

Frl 🙄

@miziyazatheundead8602

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz🙄

@abigailsalmanac

2 жыл бұрын

Adjwidusidusix

@unholyamountofsugar4940

2 жыл бұрын

👵

I'm a Magma male personally. The key traits are that I am made of molten rock.

@doggytheanarchist7876

2 жыл бұрын

Smegma males. The key trait is, rather gross NGL.

@axelthecreator5484

2 жыл бұрын

I am a votama, i am a voltron.

@rjbse

2 жыл бұрын

You need a mightyena and golbat atleast

@oneveryfishyboi331

2 жыл бұрын

more sedimentary myself, but i respect your opinion

@justanotherrandomcreator8516

2 жыл бұрын

Personally, I think Magma males are definitely the hottest.

"Goo Goo is the Smartest Person"

Its insane that years ago i used to watch that alpha m guy cause of how insecure i was and i felt like i had to learn to be a “real man”. now i identify as a trans woman 😂 really comes to show who’s watching these videos

@TiredOfthisstuff

6 ай бұрын

I mean, if you are straight that means that you are fucking men, thats like thr most sigma thing ever tho, so congrats you a sigma 😤

@VincentEdelstein

5 ай бұрын

Girl frfr

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🤥

@yungbruh6678

4 ай бұрын

Freak 😂

@placeholderdoe

4 ай бұрын

Don’t listen to the jerks, im glad you got out of that space and figured out who you are.

the alpha vs sigma argument is the same as the argument i would have with my sister about whose magic mermaid barbie had more powers

@doggytheanarchist7876

2 жыл бұрын

Did you have the one that could shoot bubbles? My brother did and I was so jelly!

@noxfrancis2130

2 жыл бұрын

Truly the most important debate

@deuceydee3506

2 жыл бұрын

That seems like an unfair comparison The mermaid Barbie one unironically sounds more interesting

@miaknight2818

2 жыл бұрын

I mean obviously it was Merliah, she’s a pro surfer and can make merillia.

@Gabe2theXtreme

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

Ah yes, another lesson in “who let modern men discover Greek letters.”

@rosesandsilver5604

2 жыл бұрын

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz Please tell me your account is satire

@rosesandsilver5604

2 жыл бұрын

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz Oh my god you think you’re an alpha?

@rosesandsilver5604

2 жыл бұрын

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz Ohhhh so you don’t know what satire is…gotcha…

@rosesandsilver5604

2 жыл бұрын

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz Listen, your little alpha stuff isn’t real-if you wanna say you’re manipulative and hardly get bitches, if at all, you could just say that.

@rosesandsilver5604

2 жыл бұрын

@LORD J. OfDaAlphaKingz Not concerned with not knowing satire or the fact alphas aren’t real?

Imagine actual real adults using alpha and whatever sigma is unironically? I can’t.

@kogo8107

16 күн бұрын

Free comedy show

This shit's like a bad fanfic trope come lo to life, and taken way too seriously. As a woman, if a guy ever said to me , unironically, that he was an "alpha male" or a "sigma male" or that some other guy was "such a beta", my immediate reaction would be: ⚠Red Flag!! ⚠

I’d liken this whole thing to when we’d play pretend as kids and be like “I have magic powers” “well I have stronger magic powers” “well I can breathe fire” “well I’m fire proof” etc

@user-himenes

2 жыл бұрын

U right, also magic powers is very cute

@alexvalentine5091

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-himenes this, unfortunately is not

@mermaidchloe9147

2 жыл бұрын

Remember the wolf girls? This is simply the outcome of there influence on third grade when they claimed territory and drove all the boys out of the shaded areas of the playground

@outerspace7391

2 жыл бұрын

So larping basically

@ang3lica2k

2 жыл бұрын

pretty much

This is unironically the gayest thing that a straight man can do Like “Ah yes, I’m good at *dominating* other men”

@meumnomen

2 жыл бұрын

Many a Freudian slip!

@vaishnavisingh9244

2 жыл бұрын

these people would die if they read a single gay fanfic with A/B/O in it

@anaislopsided

2 жыл бұрын

The gayest thing that *only* a straight man can do

@dontcare6863

2 жыл бұрын

"gayest thing in the world is a group of straight boys"

@missingtexturez

2 жыл бұрын

@@meumnomen one time my friend was writing notes on Sigmund Freud but he accidentally wrote Sigmund Fraud so we just kept calling Sigmund Freud sigma male fraud

It's ok to self identify with letters in the Greek alphabet, but pronuns and gender...not ok?

@Bbqbbq13

4 ай бұрын

PREECH

@PalisadePeryton

4 ай бұрын

Real

@friendsza9711

3 ай бұрын

Lets agree both of them are not ok 👍

@sleeby4226

2 ай бұрын

@@friendsza9711 incorrect! One stems from a toxic sense of masculinity and self, the other is literally how humans interact with each other

@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-

Ай бұрын

@@sleeby4226dont bother people like that guy are literally losers who cant get laid. So they'll never have to worry about what peoples' genders or sexes are regaurdless bc they dont socialize, just point and laugh

"take your age, divide it by two, and add seven!" *me who is 14*

@aliaramla9809

17 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

@miggle2784

14 күн бұрын

This joke would work much better if you were 13.

The only thing he said that I agree with is that acting like an “alpha male” will repel women

@peteratwood6691

2 жыл бұрын

Looking awfully submissive and breedable...😳😏

@theblondeone181

2 жыл бұрын

@@peteratwood6691 My best friend won’t stop saying that and every time I hear it I get just a little bit closer to jumping off a cliff Edit: I mean, if it’s said ironically I find it cool and funny, but _no_ my friend takes that ish _seriously_

@anastasiao4036

2 жыл бұрын

@@theblondeone181 Why are you friends with that?

@peteratwood6691

2 жыл бұрын

@@theblondeone181 You good? Is this friend an alpha or sigma or sumn 'cause I've only ever heard it be used ironically

@quentin9676

2 жыл бұрын

I never understood what even being one does. I'm not looking at a woman and thinking "time to make a score" No, when I'm looking at a woman I'm thinking "could they possibly defeat me in a Yu Gi Oh battle?"

when google is more of a person to him than women as a collective

@fawkesthedreg

2 жыл бұрын

gosh

@corndogonasticc

2 жыл бұрын

"So like, what women do you have? I got a 4* blondie from the gacha machine a week ago"

@huh1327

2 жыл бұрын

OMG HAHAHA

as a former wattpad addict, I can confirm that these people are stuck in an omegaverse mpreg fanfiction

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🤥

@Antimony.

Ай бұрын

​@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710mpreg 🤤

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Ай бұрын

@@Antimony. 🤐

I watched that Sigma-Nation intro with the wolf and tiger at LEAST 10 times and I can tell you first hand it doesn’t get any less funny.

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🙄

So sigma males are just the boy version of “I’m not like other girls”?

@Heartice

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@iarefears2568

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ykwhogoatis8105

2 жыл бұрын

not really

@getoutofmyroomimplayingmin6060

2 жыл бұрын

You could say that

@getoutofmyroomimplayingmin6060

2 жыл бұрын

@@ykwhogoatis8105 are you a sigma male

"I'm gonna teach you how to act like an Alpha Male to repel women" LOL, that has to be the only true-to-life thing I have ever heard to come out of a masculinity life-coach's mouth

@kingmonocleblob9548

2 жыл бұрын

It's repppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll, dumba$$.

@MammalianCreature

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingmonocleblob9548 Sir, this is a wendy's.

@kingmonocleblob9548

2 жыл бұрын

@@MammalianCreature Ma'mmal, this is an elementary school.

@kingmonocleblob9548

2 жыл бұрын

@@MammalianCreature OHHH AND SIR BLOB THAT'S SO GOOD.

@kingmonocleblob9548

2 жыл бұрын

@@MammalianCreature Or it would've been.

My age divided by 2 plus 7? Well, I’m 21. So wouldn’t that mean it’s okay for me to date 17 year olds? This system is flawed.

@sky3_ow

2 ай бұрын

meh

@sodpati

Ай бұрын

🤷‍♂rules are rules bro. Its outta your hands now

@DrizzingSakuras

Ай бұрын

​@@sodpati😭

@sodpati

Ай бұрын

@@DrizzingSakuras game is game

@Marcuskwok-hn5yi

11 күн бұрын

It isn’t that bad if the 17 has no problem with it.(still kinda bad though)

It’s like they’re gay but in a masculine way

@roundhouse2616

5 ай бұрын

there's nothing more masculine than two men!

@minaashido518

4 ай бұрын

3 men

this is literally just the “not like other girls” mindset but for men

@VYDEOS2

Жыл бұрын

The funny part is every 12 year old boy thinks this way. It's like they're npcs lmao

@robingronwald7993

Жыл бұрын

I must admit that sigma and alphas are always reminding me of astrology girls

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

🤥

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

@@VYDEOS2 🙄

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

Жыл бұрын

@@robingronwald7993 🤡

"hierarchy of men" sounds so ???? like... "dominating men" DOMINATE THEM TO WHAT... KISS THEM ????

@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice

2 жыл бұрын

I like to smooch other men (derogatory)

@kitty6929

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda gay to care so much about that man wearing a dress. Why are you so interested in what other men are wearing??? Because they turn you on???

@giogioorjojo8421

2 жыл бұрын

Who's the top.

@moomooold

2 жыл бұрын

@@giogioorjojo8421 no one they are all bottoms

@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice

2 жыл бұрын

@@giogioorjojo8421 Obviously the betas. The dynamic of betas minding their own business and everyone else ragging on them is very reminiscence of a stoic dom and a bunch of bratty bottoms.

Why is there a surprise Zuckerberg at 16:32?

@astra.nautica.

2 ай бұрын

he's invading....

Being a beta male doesn't sound terrible. That comparison you showed about alphas compared to betas said that betas are "timid, submissive, and over-caring." None of those traits are bad traits. As a matter of fact, I'd prefer being a beta male over being a sigma or alpha male.

@skylarspeedpaints5555

3 ай бұрын

Exactly what I was gonna say, honestly. It’s weird how, to a lot of self proclaimed “Alpha Males,” that being a caring, understanding, and equally respecting partner to their girlfriends/wives is considered being a “simp,” when that’s literally BASIC DECENCY IN A RELATIONSHIP. Then they have this weird self fulfilling prophecy that any woman who dislikes their cold and aggressive behavior is “low value.” I believe nobody should be walked on in a relationship, man or woman, but there is definitely some weird mentality of men who think that being borderline threatening is “dominant” and not abusive.

Anyone who is an “alpha” or a “sigma” male has already lost in the game of life

@aymuhspunj

2 жыл бұрын

Alphas are obnoxious, but Sigmas are vulnerable to changing the I to a U.

@willjackson6522

2 жыл бұрын

Sigma Grindset 😤💪

@tr4shpanda

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, you're just jealous of us Sigma males 💪😎🦐

@sternum604

2 жыл бұрын

you are OBVIOUSLY a beta 😤😤🙄🙄

@fruitpuff9388

2 жыл бұрын

@@sternum604 what is this, an ABO fanfic?

the whole alpha and beta thing feels like two warrior cats obsessed 12 year olds arguing about their ocs

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously they really are. And sigmas are p much the "not like other girls" version of alphas. They need extra validation that they're reeeaaally special cause everyone else HAS to be lesser than them.

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Sane people. You should meet a few. They might teach you a thing or two.

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Lmao, bud, I'm literally in therapy, I have plenty advice to follow, and none of it is gonna be coming from you. But thanks for trying, I guess.

@kiralonely1307

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz Well ain't that swell. Too bad no one asked for your advice, nor does my therapist think my sanity is to question. In fact, most of what my therapist recommends is me being able to acknowledge my own capabilities, so honestly, I'm following his advice in the fact that I think you're nutty af, while also finding humor in fucking with you because you both look and sound like an edgy middle schooler, which, funnily enough, in a way, is facing my traumas, so huh, guess you having the emotional maturity of a child helps someone, at least. Doesn't make your effect on the world a net positive though, which sucks. You should work on that.

@cranberrycranberryig678

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome OfThaAlphaKingz and here we observe the hypocrite in its natural habitat, please don't argue here man :D

The part where you said "dominating your coworkers" and asking if people were really like that struck such a cord with me. I had recently started a new sales job (ended up being door-to-door without my knowledge but I went with it just to be polite) and the guy I was paired up with would NOT stop talking about how much of an Alpha he was. Seriously, when I laughed in his face (thought he was joking) he said "I don't claim Alpha just because, just look at me". He didn't stop there, as he explained his views that "women are born to be submissive", insulting my intelligence, trying to get me to rate pictures of his female friends 1-10, told me that if I were a Christian he would "steal me from [my] man, and harassed me with dozens of sexual comments and questions. For 6+ hours I was alone with this jerk in a part of town I did not know in the Texas heat with no water and no cell phone service. After the day was over I reported him to the boss, he was promptly fired, and the boss set up sensitivity training for the next day. I of course left because who the fuck wants to stay where that happens on their FIRST DAY? I never though people were actually like that. Ever. Just some fake internet crap to get unsuspecting men to be brainwashed into buying a course. Thery are out there and they will make themselves known. They are not afraid to harass you, intimidate you, and try make you feel small. Do not listen or tolerate their bullshit. Report them, make a scene, call them out.

@batata4427

2 ай бұрын

Wtf, that must've been terrifying 😭

Thank you for posting this my pet rat died a year ago today and my cat is very sick and we can’t bring her to the vet and I just had a panic attack. This really cheered me up. Edit: Shes ok now!!!

@graaceie

9 ай бұрын

She’s actually ok now!! She had a scare but she’s super healthy again!!!

@ricaboo9304

5 ай бұрын

​@@graaceieyipee

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🤐

@ricaboo9304

4 ай бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

@placeholderdoe

2 ай бұрын

Glad the cat is doing well! And i hope the last 6 months have been kind to you

is this the omegaverse

@shitakemewmew

2 жыл бұрын

I guess so

@milktea6676

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t wait for that fanfic

@binah7744

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for the omega verse lawsuit part 2

@MariaKiran1

2 жыл бұрын

S L I C K K N O T S

@MiloKuroshiro

2 жыл бұрын

There's a lack of knotting in this video

I love how everything about the whole thing just sounds like gay fanfiction. Gotta love dominating the homies (or getting dominated by the homies....I wont judge)

@depressedbatmann

2 жыл бұрын

That is exactly that

@coolestkidontheblock111

2 жыл бұрын

@@artificialsugar8585 god I freaking hate the omegaverse

@spiderrgutts

2 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@Melonlonmonies

2 жыл бұрын

or a inaccurate nature documentary lol.

@lula3258

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, everytime I hear this shit it just takes me back to all the lesbian omegaverse fanfiction I used to read.

Why do people think Greek letters are a symbol of status :/

i write omegaverse fanfic and every time i see these people i want to scream it’s so funny. Oh you’re an alpha? A big strong dominant alpha man? Where’s all your omega boys then? Go scent some omega men and maybe you’ll feel better

@shiu9ruru

8 ай бұрын

sorry if its personal but can i know where to read ur fics (for science.)

I love that he's acting like someone at Google defined what a sigma make is because it shows up when he searches Google. Apparently sigma males don't know how search engines work, at even a basic level.

@lollipopsie_5230

2 жыл бұрын

knowing how google works is a beta trait

@lollipopsie_5230

2 жыл бұрын

😎💪💪🔥🐺

@stardust27274

2 жыл бұрын

*sigma make*

@ToliG123

2 жыл бұрын

If you have to talk about being Sigma, you're definitely not sigma.

@worstusernameintheworld9871

2 жыл бұрын

@@ToliG123 i mean, if anyone believes in this alpha, beta, or sigma, or whatever the hell this is unironically, they're definitely not "sigma"

I love how people who give advice about “masculinity and dating” are the same people who are clearly the most insecure about these things.

@lostliberty9913

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@davidbeltranbarajas

2 жыл бұрын

Haven’t watched the full video yet, but I do want to bat for the guy on the left, from the AlphaM channel ( I think that’s what his channel is called) he actually has a lot of good videos the high light positive masculinity and has directly bashed traits most would consider as toxic masculinity traits. His language I believe is meant to capture the attention of young men who believe “alphas” are a thing, but I’ve always appreciated that a majority of his videos seek to grow confidence and teach young men positive traits. I don’t watch him any more, but he’s videos never struck me as overtly unhealthy or toxic.

@danakidanfo9511

2 жыл бұрын

I would say most of them, not all of them. It really depends on the type of character they have though 🤔

@lostliberty9913

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidbeltranbarajas Ye the Sigma guy was definitely the worse of the 2.

@davidbeltranbarajas

2 жыл бұрын

@@danakidanfo9511 yea I think for the most part men who legitimately believe in these labels and terms are sad, isolated people. This type of thinking is largely toxic, and teaches men to continue cycles of harm on themselves and both men and women in their life’s. I just personally wanted to speak on that one guy in the thumbnail from my personal experience and perception of his message.

Actually wearing blue makes people trust you a bit more psychologically, that’s why commonly police officers wear blue. At least that’s what I read in a science magazine years ago.

@Bbqbbq13

4 ай бұрын

Would you trust a shadow man wearing a red had or a blue hate

I'm an Alpha-Beta Male, meaning that my personality is that of a chain of supermarkets in the Southwestern United States that existed between 1917 and 1995.

"Speak for yourself dude... I'm tryna get DOMINATED" most relatable thing danny's said yet

@anakinlowground5515

2 жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@daniel_gallardo808

2 жыл бұрын

The way he said it was perfect. 👌

@AaronYorkYT

2 жыл бұрын

I request 1 domination this evening. Certified lover boy STAYS ON during domination

@lamibonxd

2 жыл бұрын

@@AaronYorkYT if you listen to clb you’re not having sex /lh

@schmeedorcocloa1986

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😔🤚

"Speak for yourself, dude. I'm trying to get dominated." This guy gets it.

@MonochromaticLich

2 жыл бұрын

Danny speaks for us all

@booklover-hu9tw

2 жыл бұрын

KSNSJSJS LMAO

@NameName-je5mp

2 жыл бұрын

typing with my tit

@ckuh

2 жыл бұрын

txpinh wigh my divk

@zombiekittenxx8471

2 жыл бұрын

Typing with my finger not my penis

these men need to use some other terms that arent wolf related because my mind instantly goes to the omegaverse so every time i hear one of these men speak i nearly have a heart attack 💀

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🙄

"Alphas are known as lions for a reason, they conquer everything around them" Lionesses, who actually do most of the hunting:

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🙄

@SkulCat

4 ай бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 how long have you been commenting on this video for this is insane lmaooo

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

4 ай бұрын

@@SkulCat HOW LONG HAVE Y'ALL BEEN WHINING ON THIS VIDEO?? THATZ EVEN MORE INSANE!!

@fashiharz8584

4 ай бұрын

@@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 go to school, jerome, and be kind to your parents.

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

4 ай бұрын

@@fashiharz8584 GO TO HELL JEROME AND BE KIND TO THE WORLD!!

"sigma males" 🤝 "quirky girls" "my personality begins and ends with being an introvert"

@sagnik3556

2 жыл бұрын

atleast quirky girls don't do out of their way to be as sexist as these ligmas.

@lordmuhehe4605

2 жыл бұрын

@@sagnik3556 I mean, ligma males are just rebranded incels.

@stanczyka2407

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@sagnik3556

2 жыл бұрын

@@lordmuhehe4605 that's why i chose to be a shrigma.

@sagnik3556

2 жыл бұрын

@Jerome ThaAlphaKing ratio.

Danny: "Speak for yourself dude... I'm trying to get dominated" That one is going on the Danny out of context compilations

@KitsuneKreations

2 жыл бұрын

Relatable content

@mrmoe1684

2 жыл бұрын

LoL

@shannmander

2 жыл бұрын

That and the whole 'pony up daddy'

@tamplushboy8452

2 жыл бұрын

@@shannmander 😳😳😳😳😳😳

@brettbabinga3641

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly a perfect tik tok sound

wishing a taller, stronger alpha male would dominate my beta self =w=

@3ndless

9 ай бұрын

You have ruined my day

@Ta-m01

9 ай бұрын

same bestie

@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710

5 ай бұрын

🙄

@NihilisticBallman

4 ай бұрын

​@misterbreezeoftharedpillma1710 Oh my god, shut the fuck up and go outside. Stop replying to comments 2 years later. I can't even find a single comment that you haven't responded to on this video.

@placeholderdoe

4 ай бұрын

Relatable

I started watching this, but was too depressed, so I immediately started going over my bookshelf for some comfort book or something, and what did I land on but The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People. I promptly cracked it open for the first time and started reading how the author thought modern psychology and self-help was toxic and unhealthy. Looky here...

Here's a tip from a woman to other women: if you meet a guy who actually believes in this whole alpha sigma cruella whatever male stuff, run! Run so far away! And do not look back.

@feedhyungwonplease6087

2 жыл бұрын

Omg ‘cruella’ naurrr

@mrdavinci6575

2 жыл бұрын

Same with astrology girls, both groups should be avoided

@LilKingler

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrdavinci6575 flee and never return lol 💀

@stylish_pengu

2 жыл бұрын

as a male i agree with this woman stay away from them

@LuceOhsure

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrdavinci6575 i think it's important to make a distinction between "girls who think astrology is fun but don't believe in it much" and "girls who decide whether or not they like you based solely on your big three" bc the first are fine, the second are scary lol

This literally feels like a game we would play as children I can't believe adults buy into it

@khakis69

2 жыл бұрын

Men with unresolved issues from childhood tend to come at their issues in childish ways..

@chemicalwonderland2492

2 жыл бұрын

Most guys never mentally grow up

@RedRoomReno

2 жыл бұрын

@@chemicalwonderland2492 your name is literally you mama🤡

@paigemosher8697

2 жыл бұрын

@@RedRoomReno doesn't mean they're wrong 🤡🤡

@Mrnumber

2 жыл бұрын

@@paigemosher8697 ohh let me join in!🤡🤡🤡

when the doctor said you have autisme instead of super hot sigma male

The downfall of the primary school kids

these guy will absolutely lose their minds when they learn there’s a whole greek alphabet

@imhere6986

2 жыл бұрын

best comment yet

@queencleopatra007

2 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the war between epsilon and gamma males 🤩

@imhere6986

2 жыл бұрын

@@queencleopatra007 lol

@leemullen433

2 жыл бұрын

I feel I am more of a mu-male, especially after I hit the buffet! (Crowd boos)

@MangoPop

2 жыл бұрын

@@leemullen433 lmao xD

I'm actually a Gamma male which means I'm usually pretty calm and collected, but when I get angry I turn into a big green monster AAARGH!

@lemonshark4961

2 жыл бұрын

And I'm a gamma female which means I put off crazy amounts of radiation and if you get too close to me, I'll give you cancer

@anonthe-third2367

2 жыл бұрын

Yo Gamma males SMASH

@c0mf0rtablel1ar

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a pisces and the moon is making me mad. Waiting for mercury to return, or something like that.

@robothms9787

2 жыл бұрын

I am bill gates

@patrickbutbored4993

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonthe-third2367 *translates* “I gamma evils SMASH” welp that was nice

I identify as a pikmale (im a male pikmin)

I'm a pi male. I have a value of $3.14 in the human trafficking market

I’m an Epsilon Male. Our animal is the red panda and our traits are having exactly six friends, wearing moderately priced clothes, and watching Danny Gonzalez videos.

@grotesquepoppy

2 жыл бұрын

Kyle, you're the best kind of male

@NoOne0716

2 жыл бұрын

I identify as this too

@katharinelewis1

2 жыл бұрын

F*ck that’s so hot.

@TkevTV

2 жыл бұрын

Damn why this so relatable And accurate

@0pT1musPr1M3

2 жыл бұрын

I’m a epsilon male

This feels like a werewolf rivalry fanfic written by a 14 year old lol 😂

@happysillygoofy

2 жыл бұрын

Soon theyll start talking about omega males

@pikipeklover

2 жыл бұрын

I'm 14 and I feel greatly offended at this comment. I could never think about a debate like this

@silly_.rabbit2

2 жыл бұрын

Then they start making out because ofc they do

@ikuruii4144

2 жыл бұрын

@@pikipeklover if you feel offended Then it's true -a 14 year old uwu

@literallyaferret5731

2 жыл бұрын

wattpad writers have entered the chat

I’m not shy I’m a summation notation

I'm an eszett female, i eat pretzels and drinks coffee whilst being above all this silly stuff

Deltas are actually even cooler than alphas and sigmas. You become a delta by being so masculine that you literally transform into a plane. Super rare, very hard to achieve. Typical alpha sigmas wouldn't understand :/

@famousreed

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a beta male mindset

@iirovaltonen4258

2 жыл бұрын

Wait until you hear about the epsilon males and the rhoo males

@whoswallowing

2 жыл бұрын

@@iirovaltonen4258 the theta males tho 😍😍

@mozzfio

2 жыл бұрын

pi males 🤤😍🥺

@Ant-ct4qk

2 жыл бұрын

What delta would use :/ fake beta you will never be a true delta

sorry but danny saying "speak for yourself dude, i just wanna be dominated" had me spitting out my coffee this morning

@jordanboone1892

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same, I was howling with laughter💀

@finnie3156

2 жыл бұрын

Howling?? ALPHAAAA

@tiflil1244

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same. 😂

@jordanboone1892

2 жыл бұрын

@@finnie3156 nah, I’m a beta. I’m the definition of submissive and breedable 🙄🤚

@royjackson5805

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordanboone1892 naw you gotta be an omega like me to really be submissive and breedable and if you wanna learn how just try these three easy steps

When he says he's an alpha male but gets scared by omegaverse terms

I have a very strict personal rule that if someone says “I’m him” I cannot have respect for them.

@seanfrazee5146

4 ай бұрын

What if they say it ironically?

@Beyond_Beyblade

4 ай бұрын

Sean i think that's alright as long as you can tell

@smergthedargon8974

3 күн бұрын

What if it's a picture of Obama and you're talking to Obama, what then huh

@GirlinGarlicBread

2 күн бұрын

@@seanfrazee5146 then it’s fine

There are two types of men: A: Men who call themselves Alphas or Sigmas B: Men who are not insecure about their own masculinity

@Cortesevasive

2 жыл бұрын

ok beta

@gavinly7568

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cortesevasive lol

@Hourmongous

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cortesevasive THE SIGMA GRINDSET

@brentpolk652

2 жыл бұрын

What if your insecure so you think about yourself as a beta?

@dogwithascythe

2 жыл бұрын

As a male myself I'm insecure about everything.

I like how these 'alpha' males refer to women like they're pokemon. _"You want to take proficiency in tire-changing to get a chance at catching the ultra-rare Stranded Latino"_

@dfredankey

2 жыл бұрын

Instead of opening eyes and accepting L’s mfers will blame it on the most faulty logical shit! Like ahhh it must be .. MY HOROSCOPE! Aahhhh I WAS transition into my pre alpha 3 STATE!! Mf you just made bad choices because of emotions you had attached 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@EverydayLegend

2 жыл бұрын

@@dfredankey Yeah, your Alpha 2 state is much better, because Alpha 2 is a much more competitively viable Street Fighter game, all things considered. People need to understand this.

@sabrinabrown2378

2 жыл бұрын

@@EverydayLegend LMAO

@whenyou-you.387

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@justasentientmclarenp1879

2 жыл бұрын

Shiny stranded Latino

I really want to know what would happen if you introduced these men to the Omega verse... Also, these type of men make me so happy to be a lesbian.

yall theory time: get ready for this one their both gay and currently in beard relation ships