Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

@jschlattLIVE

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

@incription

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

@lukelawson3304

Жыл бұрын

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 L

@evansevans1770

Жыл бұрын

@@jschlattLIVE Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

@mrlumur

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

Schlatt speaking broken ass Swedish was funny as hell for some reason.

@popoeti3215

Жыл бұрын

kvarg vanilj

@vincentdreemurr

Жыл бұрын

@@popoeti3215 quark vanilla

@jerrunholt5571

Жыл бұрын

He does it so confidently too

@renified

Жыл бұрын

@just i c e kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKGElriwksXHc8o.html

@Gwoofus

Жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard at that part

Schlatt is gonna need another 3-5 month break from the Hershey's kiss one 😭

@joshc5613

Жыл бұрын

it was good while it lasted

@santosgt8938

Жыл бұрын

SAME PFP LESGOOO

@_Justkidding1

Жыл бұрын

@@santosgt8938 LETS GO????

@MrMemeThief

Жыл бұрын

You mean "Shat " is gonna "need" another 3-5 month break

@saikitonia

Жыл бұрын

u made me watch the whole damn video

i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

@leriamleyva3065

2 ай бұрын

And hungry

@Diamond___Sky

Ай бұрын

or all the above

@SoggyOpossum

11 күн бұрын

Damn hi how did i find you on accident bro

@gamerboi64729

9 күн бұрын

@@SoggyOpossum because we like the same stuff

Now that the series is seemingly over I think we can all agree that this is the best Schlatt reacts video

@johannesjuhlnielsen9309

5 ай бұрын

yep, it's got too many classics to ignore

@theepicgoosedude

Ай бұрын

You mean ranking?

I love how Schlatt's community consists of finding one style of video and sending it the whole stream

@Maplee.MP3

Жыл бұрын

It’s so true though💀😂

@jetster4117

Жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw that eye contact dude I knew damn well it was gon be the running gag this vid

@sloomdayer2747

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt's fans are kind of annoying.

@Maplee.MP3

Жыл бұрын

@@sloomdayer2747 sometimes they choose genuinely funny content though, and I swear they all understand the assignment within minutes somehow-

@fishyfish6236

Жыл бұрын

Do you know about the videos that start off normal, cut to a second of dudes kissing and then go back to normal?

watching schlatt blush every time that one guy comes on is so funny

@TheWiseMysticalTree

Жыл бұрын

It’s his husband so of course he’s going to blush

@snowman6645

Жыл бұрын

Kumala

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

“Schlatt”

@du4430

Жыл бұрын

🌞

@thefirewizards8481

Жыл бұрын

As a representative of my esteemed client 'schlitt', I must inform you that for legal reasons he was not blushing, merely reallocating blood to his cheeks in self-defense

I think that for Schloot’s next birthday, Ted should pay the tiktok guy to come and jump out of a giant cake for Schomt.

@andynachos2045

21 күн бұрын

Yes

"why do some people have little buddies like this, they have a little henchmen". jealous farmers in the 1800s:

@cammyman32

28 күн бұрын

Lol

The Hershey's kiss was definitely the most unsettling one💀

@linnonline

Жыл бұрын

Damn bots overtaking your replys

@lakehuntist1459

Жыл бұрын

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@click9779

Жыл бұрын

@@lakehuntist1459 who are you

@mariomaker69420

Жыл бұрын

he coulda just said “wanna share one?” and it would have been so much more effective than that wimp ass line

@Jervenshmine

Жыл бұрын

@@lakehuntist1459 you're not that guy pal. You aren't even a bot. Get a bot if you're gonna be annoying like this lol

That hershy's kiss statement was powerful enough to send Shlatt to the backrooms

@bagel8765

Жыл бұрын

when?

@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700

Жыл бұрын

@@bagel8765 23:43

@Neon-ws8er

Жыл бұрын

shlatt

@sootwreck

Жыл бұрын

schlit

@alexcrane1397

Жыл бұрын

I got a charmin bear ad before this video. Ruined

Yooooo im in the thumbnail

@yappiedraws4241

18 күн бұрын

Yooo ur right

Shlorg never fails to fill us up with his memes

@loxpower123

2 ай бұрын

cheese

@zelg.5551

24 күн бұрын

*creamy vanilla goodness

Schlatt: these are some of the worst ones so far Also schlatt: *laughing hysterically*

@capyblap1249

Жыл бұрын

damn

@renified

Жыл бұрын

@yesthis the clip you lookin for: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKGElriwksXHc8o.html

@Vulcan.

Жыл бұрын

worst=best

@emmgee6957

Жыл бұрын

that's the point, the worse they are the better the laughs

@Real_hh

Жыл бұрын

Less good ones but the ones that are good are fucking awesome

Shlatt reacting and reading Swedish was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard 7:57

@the_great_magicman1877

Жыл бұрын

Someone in chat asking if its rusian is what kills me, does swedish look THAT weird to non natives?

@mrtimurer

Жыл бұрын

@@the_great_magicman1877 Russian is using different letters and everything and swedish is mostly same letters as English but just funny. Idk how people could confuse the two.

@LONGSLEEVERICKY

Жыл бұрын

@@the_great_magicman1877 it's not so much that it looks weird, the words just sound funny

@the_great_magicman1877

Жыл бұрын

@@LONGSLEEVERICKY he didnt sound russian when he said it, and the spelling is a dead giveaway, since its the wrong alphabet, hence I assumed that it was the vowels and spelling that made the viewer believe it to be russian

@AryaPDipa

Жыл бұрын

I was not listening to this part on the side and I thought he was talking simlish

7:57 As a swede seeing jschlatt pronounce these swedish products is the funniest thing ever

0:18 Man.. I dont think we appreciate schlatt for how much he pays attention to the video just to point out the tiny details so that the joke gets even funnier.

i can't believe we viewers have the power to gaslight schlatt into making him question his own sexuality

@borger7171

Жыл бұрын

oh he isnt questioning. he knows.

@curvingfyre6810

Жыл бұрын

My dude jschlatt has always been gay

@elite9237

Жыл бұрын

Oh no, dear viewer, you are horribly mistaken, he has the power to gaslight his audience into thinking they have the power to gaslight him into thinking he's gay It's all been a game, a ruse

@KiyoshiroClips

Жыл бұрын

@@elite9237 but does he know that we can also counter that by manipulating his mind and making him think he's the very mastermind of the horrible incident of 1999?

@curvingfyre6810

Жыл бұрын

@@elite9237 I mean, that's true, but only because he was already gay, without any gaslighting.

The more he gets traumatized his viewers the funnier it gets.

@charlezz648

Жыл бұрын

@the wock shut up btw I think you forgot a "by" right in the middle there

@metalmaxie6117

Жыл бұрын

@The wock N O.

@Filthy-MonkeyMan

Жыл бұрын

NO

@spacemarine4349

Жыл бұрын

Bro who are the 1.8k mfs who didn't have a stroke reading this shit hell nah

@theperfectpeanutbutterjell7553

Жыл бұрын

The more his traumatized gets viewers the more comedy it gets.

schlatt at 4am just hits so different also i love vampires

IN THAT ENDING I JUST SAW SCHLATT’S LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES 😭😭

I love how, throughout all the chaos and jokes about murder and acts of heinous crimes, his chat is always going to have usually a pride sticker every 4-6 seconds

@megafoni

Жыл бұрын

@The wock This better not be the fucking potato wedges again

@ButtonMasherReal

Жыл бұрын

@@megafoni He clicked on the link 😂😂😂

@boxbuddds

Жыл бұрын

@The wock Will this be the bloody potatoes lmao 🗿 ima check later

@boxbuddds

Жыл бұрын

omfg it is 💀

@ma.2089

Жыл бұрын

@@megafoni I always ignored the bots, I expected them to lead me to some scam, or some disturbing video You gave me the courage to actually click, and Instead of anything horrific it was just potato wedges lol

As a Swede, watching Schlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words was hilarious

@solimity7620

Жыл бұрын

same, peak of this video

@Altrex13

Жыл бұрын

Same here holy it was so funny

@Thu1111

Жыл бұрын

Same

@littlebigman1827

Жыл бұрын

It sounded hilarious

@Iheartlolapenniburg

Жыл бұрын

"yog hurt kavarg vanilch" 😭

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

I love it when shliggy ranks the tiktoks

Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Dude" 2:40 - UFO 8:50 - What you lookin' at? 12:36 - Make you smile 15:23 - Gym Encounter 17:39 - Type of Food 20:29 - Staring at you 23:42 - Hersey Kiss

@TheWiseMysticalTree

Жыл бұрын

You mean his husband? Also not related but fuck the guy who invented bots. They are swarming this channel

@nestalker117

Жыл бұрын

SCP-912 "The Dude"

@lakehuntist1459

Жыл бұрын

I AM THE BEEST YOUUTUBER YOU'RE ALL TRAASH COMPARED TO ME IM THE BEEST🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

@AidenTRP

Жыл бұрын

I just want to say that I am sorry that this reply thread was ruined by so many bots.. this was probably the best comment on this video 😭

@nohlol

Жыл бұрын

@leaked footage WHY IS IT JUST AIRFRYER POTATO WEDGES

“IM NOT BLUSHING” also Shlatt: Smiling and blushing without realizing

@stugdrug

Жыл бұрын

also also Schlatt: kicking his feet in the air and twirling his hair

@alexiosmonary3388

Жыл бұрын

@@stugdrug also also also schlatt: giggling and saying: noo stop hehe

watching shlarp videos is really entertaining, thank you shlupt

I feel like chat is slowly degrading Schatt's mental state for fun

@renified

Жыл бұрын

@im sacred kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKGElriwksXHc8o.html

@GewoonNee

Жыл бұрын

Slowly?! Nah they are way too braindead to do it slowly

@MammalianCreature

Жыл бұрын

@@GewoonNee All his viewers are braindead.

romance of “schlatt” and lip bite guy “official” catalogue 2:40 - meet cute 8:49 - flirting 12:30 - he’s not blushing 15:20 - he IS blushing 17:38 - dinner plans 20:29 - tension 23:42 - soulmates

@kaymieske8140

Жыл бұрын

Truly beatiful

@chronica6457

Жыл бұрын

His name is enochj_ for anyone interested

@iMasochist

11 ай бұрын

@@chronica6457 pookie*

@scientificallyaccuratetyra4292

9 ай бұрын

FUCKING TIDDY MILK

@DarkStarCoreX

9 ай бұрын

Dude that guy probably has like 1,000,000 calories on him.

I liked how jachlatt blushes when that guy comes up

1:29 I WAS WATCHING THIS VIDEO WHILE ON A WALK, WHYYYYYY

Schlatt: I don’t have 400 thousand dollars to invest on a hydraulic press. Also schlatt: spends 90 thousand dollars on a monkey statue.

@Cam_Can_Play

Жыл бұрын

Well one is a giant hunk of metal design with the purpose of crushing things under it with great force. And the other is a hydraulic press.

@digstrememcdingus1463

Жыл бұрын

He never said he had 90,000 dollars to spare

@pi_3223

Жыл бұрын

Well he did say he quote on quote ‘’I wipe my ass with 90 thousand dollars’’

@ratmageddon

11 ай бұрын

​@monkeman44 ❤❤❤

@elcarlos2774

6 ай бұрын

the monkey is more important.

“Schlatts” husband was one of the funniest things on this stream

@jasperrice8456

Жыл бұрын

two bots one comment.

@TheWiseMysticalTree

Жыл бұрын

Damn

@MILOEBA

Жыл бұрын

@@jasperrice8456 three now!

@TheWiseMysticalTree

Жыл бұрын

@@MILOEBA I fucking hate whoever invented bots

@maninderhansi987

Жыл бұрын

@@jasperrice8456 three now .

Schlatt playing some sort of dating sim (idk I never played one) while preparing and drinking gamersupps is great

Bro dropped the hardest breakfast edit and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀💀🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳

The fact that he called hersheys kiss is incredible 💀💀

I'm so proud that Schlatt was able to find someone he likes who always smacks his lips whenever he sees him. Truly a beautiful stream

Just gonna say that if you were to eat a entire human infant it would be about 12,823 calories. Don’t ask how I know that

For the longest time I had no clue that schlatt owned gamersupps

Every time Schlatt encountered the dude he begun blushing more and more

@renified

Жыл бұрын

@Eye kzread.info/dash/bejne/jKGElriwksXHc8o.html

@nelsonc4868

Жыл бұрын

How could you not

@Gigacow

Жыл бұрын

Bro what’s the guys name?

@hopeisalie7236

Жыл бұрын

​@@Gigacow enochj

@RicardoMeansKing

Жыл бұрын

He's being seduced

I love watching jschlunkie react to silly memes, kind of like how he reacted to the charges he was given for what he did in ‘99

funfact: capybaras are full of ticks that are deadly to humans, so if you just slightly pet a capybara in the head, its over bro.

The thought of Schlatt being approached and called babygirl brings me too much joy 😂

@Florragonis

5 ай бұрын

What the schluck

@Worker_Drone_dude

4 ай бұрын

what the shell kind of Shdrugs were you smoking?

@justagirlwithautism4960

3 ай бұрын

@@Worker_Drone_dude *schmoking

Schlatt blushing at that guy is something I never knew I needed at 3am LMAO

@brookeeveans9484

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@annamariemiller8291

11 ай бұрын

Ikr he's in denial folks😊❤

"Are my mods like, trying to te-think I'm not good with words?" -Jschlatt, _Ranking Your RIDICULOUS Tiktoks_ , October 2022, 23:26

Schlatt: I don't have 400 thousand dollars to buy a warehouse Also schlatt: *Buys 2 companies and several statues of a monkey with large nuts for hundreds of thousands, within a year*

@Suprisedbuzz

Жыл бұрын

That was well worth it

@yukonhyena2957

Жыл бұрын

tax write off

@em90012

Жыл бұрын

@@yukonhyena2957Business Expense

“jschlatt” always makes me “happy” when he “posts”, keep up the “good” work “schlatt”

@Random_Guy_20xx

Жыл бұрын

Dead joke.

@locten4949

Жыл бұрын

The bots in this comment section is adding to the list of reasons I'm tempted to blend the cores of 18 apples and drink it.

@redmarine2717

Жыл бұрын

This is so "inspiring" I felt "jschlatt" coming "inside" of "me"

@chandleruniversal7614

Жыл бұрын

@@locten4949 I believe the estimate would closer to 40 cores.

@locten4949

Жыл бұрын

@@chandleruniversal7614 My mistake.

I love vampires

12:05 I love Vampires.

7:57 Jschlatt trying to pronounce Swedish words is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year 😭

@mushroomy9899

Жыл бұрын

yeah, absolutely comical.

@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

yaughehert

@urbainleverrier1

Жыл бұрын

@@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa vaanelj

@esotericliza

Жыл бұрын

kvaarj?

@zeeeeemmmmmaaaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

britshojel

This entire video is just Schlatt going insane over the guy in the car

@islurpdownpickles

Жыл бұрын

doble

@huh12319

Жыл бұрын

W rizz or sexual harassment???

@coolcatreal

Жыл бұрын

doble

@justafreebirdsolo

Жыл бұрын

doble

@libyan67

11 ай бұрын

doble

These videos are like the industrial age of schlatt channel too bad we won’t ever be getting anything better than this

Omg the Swedish yoghurt Kvarg Vanilj with our skinka and lingongrova killed me

Yes i love how he always RANKS our tiktoks.

Can’t believe “Schlatt” is trying to distract us with tiktoks after what he did in 1999

@abird_

Жыл бұрын

forgot about 2001?

@thespacebanana1307

Жыл бұрын

Forgot Abt 2022?

@JadenJoestar

Жыл бұрын

There are only bots in this comment section

@kellie19

Жыл бұрын

What did he do?????

@tripletoejoe5469

Жыл бұрын

@@kellie19 unspeakable things to those women

3:19 the absolute panic in Swaggersoul's voice is hysterical

@tikinafilms3215

Жыл бұрын

Bro was stressed

My favourite part is when he ranks the tiktoks.

Timestamp of the times Schlatt encountered "The Guy" 2:40 8:50 12:36 15:23 17:39 20:29 23:42

@friendlythomasxd8125

Жыл бұрын

Whats the guys tiktok

@thatonewitch

Жыл бұрын

@@friendlythomasxd8125 to avoid him, right?

@friendlythomasxd8125

Жыл бұрын

@@thatonewitch erm yeee sureeee so uh whats his tiktok?

@anon_charli3225

Жыл бұрын

@@friendlythomasxd8125it’s @enochj lmao (if you search up “what we you do if we made eye contact” he shows up too)

@friendlythomasxd8125

Жыл бұрын

@@anon_charli3225 thx man

i have never laughed at so many tiktoks in a video like this before. why are they all so good

@ChickentNug

Жыл бұрын

twitch viewers have to donate like $5 in order to submit them (I'm pretty sure), so people usually pick their best ones.

@bbew2914

Жыл бұрын

also these videos are edited and pick the best ones, the lives are like 2 hours of TikTok

@dugoo3405

Жыл бұрын

Ay, I just gave u 69 likes

@XxCr1nge_L0rdxX

Жыл бұрын

Gen Z humor

@nibba9506

Жыл бұрын

Schlatt makes you laugh

JShatt never fails to amaze me

6:51 “BORN IN THE WINTER AIR AND THE AGE CONFIDING” -the frozen movie

I like how schlatt started falling for the guy so much that he even guessed his favorite candy without trying

@littlegolddragongirl9434

4 ай бұрын

I ship it!

watching schlatt trying to speak swedish was the funniest thing today

@raspberryjam

Жыл бұрын

bro, man WAS NOT trying

@kaffii

Жыл бұрын

ROT METSKINKA

@jeffersjackson3564

Жыл бұрын

Silly little country there

@brennancorniea3503

Жыл бұрын

@@raspberryjam 🪁🥌🏓🥊🥅

@raspberryjam

Жыл бұрын

​@@brennancorniea3503 なぜそんな絵文字投げた？

Schlatt actively trying not to blush doing ‘the guy’ is so funny to me

@sorreekyracer8532

Жыл бұрын

Pause

@twinkleberryfartfart25poop4

Жыл бұрын

Pause

@bbew2914

Жыл бұрын

DOING ?

@Lime_Seeds

9 ай бұрын

Well… I think we all know what Schlatt did back in 1989

14:04 It's incredible, how a man can show such a powerful and serious message in such a beautiful way. The way he mentions the problems of gasoline being pumped into the environment really says a lot about pollution. Truly incredible.

@RinceWrenchski

Жыл бұрын

Where fan i find the original video man

@samburrell594

Жыл бұрын

Ong where do you find the Ong video

@samburrell594

Жыл бұрын

Og*

I appreciate Schlatt just failing the last pronunciation check just for the memes, I will now flip the temple

Schlatt’s viewers are clinically insane i swear

@thebigyeet3751

Жыл бұрын

"Schlatt"

@box.cardboard

Жыл бұрын

I will say I'm a viewer of the entity known as "Schlatt" and I am in perfect mental health and should be fully trusted with weapons without supervision because I will most certainly not do anything outrageous, ubsurd, or harmful to people, government facilities, or public property because as I said I am in perfect mental health and my viewership of the entity know as "Shlatt" has not affected my mental state what so ever please have a nice day

@pickledapplez

Жыл бұрын

you

My favorite part is when jschlatt ranks the tiktoks

for those not understanding the guy at 14:15 he is saying that his neighbors are mad about him reving his car so they took away his engine

@SSukram_

11 ай бұрын

How the fuck do you take the engine out?!? Without the owner stopping them?!?

@wxbrainiac

11 ай бұрын

​@@SSukram_ the most devious lick

@FandeWillWoodpromedio

Ай бұрын

​@@SSukram_ the video it's from argentina, get your engine stolen it's common in that country.

7:58 It’s so fun hearing Jschlatt attempting to speak Swedish! 😂

@hel2727

Жыл бұрын

for a second there I thought it was polish or czech 😅

@phoebeolsen-newell392

Жыл бұрын

YOGHURT VANILJ 💀💀

@phoebeolsen-newell392

Жыл бұрын

YOGHURT KVARG VANILJ*

@Your_moms_favorite_army

Жыл бұрын

@@hel2727 that’s not polish (im polish)

@Sad_Face

Жыл бұрын

NAH BRO JSCHLATT SAID "yogut Karvg vanil"

No way this guy went on for a full minute talking about lactation juices

I was lucky enough to meet Schlatt last week while taking my dog for a walk in Texas. Such a cool guy! Really miss my dog though!

@dylanchurch63

Жыл бұрын

Your a lucky survivor dude

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanchurch63 he just hates "white basic girl" dogs specifically, maybe Dan West over here has that type of dog

ive noticed no one can make schlatt lose his mind faster than his own community

“Schlatt” is quickly becoming one of my “favorite” “KZreadrs” especially after what he did in 99

19:02 bro was flabbergasted 💀💀

20:18 For anyone wondering, the cat is playing Rapp Snitch Knishes by MF DOOM

@redsky6292

Жыл бұрын

cheetos fritos and doritos

@beany1229

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for this

@jamespfirman3713

Жыл бұрын

A fellow mf doom fan

@ziemmniaczek

Жыл бұрын

Thank you 🙏

@lukaknez9746

Жыл бұрын

@@jamespfirman3713 AAAAYE you know it

In the goose part of the video after it was hit it shows him with a bent beak😂😂

8:23 is hella funni

"schlatt" blessed me with the chance of meeting him in '99. It wasn't as great for the rest of my family though. I haven't heard from them since "schlatt" took him to a nice dinner. He said something about THEM being the dinner. What a funny guy! hope to see him in the future.

@silvahedgehog

Жыл бұрын

300,000 calories

@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7

Жыл бұрын

@@silvahedgehog That how much calories a family would have on average?

Thank you “Jschlatt” for your “wonderful” videos. I “love” watching you watch “tiktoks”.

@luvv909

Жыл бұрын

I ”agree”. It’s for ”real” the ”first” time he’s done ”this”.

@luvv909

Жыл бұрын

@Tommy Gaming 🅥 shut up

@Pars3ly

Жыл бұрын

"Great" "Comment" changed "M"y Lif"e"

@PomPomPlush

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie about 200,000 calories atleast 🤔

@luvv909

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie *sucks aggresively*

Schlatt still having nightmares about the lips guy.

12:00 “The design is very human.”

@A_river_dirt_cheese

7 ай бұрын

O

@TheCrimsonTree

5 ай бұрын

THIS HAD ME ROLLIN ON HE GROUND JJSJSJSSHSHW

4:55 would you like a banana? 5:09 Weiner 8:42 rabbit season, duck season 9:14 sinkhronization 12:17 ngl 20,000 calories 16:07 caught this last night 16:37 Body slam 18:24 Freddy chill out 18:50 PTSD dog 21:42 clumsy af

@batwithahat312

Жыл бұрын

8:01 Swedish cuisine

@dumpsterfireguy7982

Жыл бұрын

4:25 September 11th 2001

@ItsChevnotJeff

Жыл бұрын

13:31 "had me in tears"

@FroggyFrogger

Жыл бұрын

10:08 me after taco bell

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

Why?????

"Schlatt" has been "making" some "great" content lately. Obsessed with "his" videos!

This man is in full-blown denial the entire gamer fuel commercial.

21:37 my dad ate 7 cheese burgers when i was born

@DeamonDragoon

10 ай бұрын

When I was born my dad tried to have cereal but he didn’t have milk and he went to go get some

@gigamadman

4 ай бұрын

W dad

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate 12:19 He immediately went from chill and talking about hippos to being traumatized in the matter of about 2 seconds

After thorough inspection i can confidently say that there was no ranking involved and me along with all the other viewers have been scammed.

Bro i think because i’ve watched this so much, i got to the hersheys kiss part and i actually said hersheys kiss synchronized with schlatt but i completely forgot about it but hersheys kiss ain’t even my favorite 😭😭

16:25 I honestly expect for the fish not to be moving not because he caught it last night but arapima are pretty stationary

As a swede, the part where he tried to pronouce the words of the swedish breakfast brands was hilarious.

@Legobeerusbestfriend

3 ай бұрын

Never heard anyone butcher it that hard

6:51 Father Grigori needed jams

*HE ATE THE SOUP!*

21:53 that cat sounds exactly like my grandma 😭

15:08 "Schlatt" got metaphorically blue balled

hey shatt you always make me laugh

"Primative technology really fell off" No, it was already at the bottem of the cliff

12:57 This dude looks human, but I swear there's some sort of uncanny valley effect going on

@egg2566

9 ай бұрын

Yes, it’s kinda like the “Zuckerberg look” I guess where they look human, but have uncanny and weird vibes

@percythelittlegreenengine1507

2 ай бұрын

@@egg2566yea it’s weirdly uncanny, then there’s the guy in the car he looks a little odd but nothing odd for tiktok

16:47 the cat is okay. if caught by the neck its lower body will go into a paralysed like state. so he wouldnt have felt any of it

@pancakethewaffle3054

Жыл бұрын

Thank god