Vsauce at his wedding “I do.... or, do I?”

@theqbash

4 жыл бұрын

What even is marriage?

@cotcot8965

4 жыл бұрын

Wolfi Hraje #2 lmao sorta woosh

@ViratKohli-jj3wj

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfi Hraje #2 I have 2 N Word Passes.

@highguardian13

4 жыл бұрын

Dude 😂

@Alvah37

4 жыл бұрын

@Wolfi Hraje #2 r/madlad

Friend of mine wrote to the Australian Mint to complain about the size of the 50 cent coin. They actually replied saying "you may be interested to know that the Australian 50 cent piece is the largest and heaviest coin in circulation anywhere in the world. And there are no plans to downsize it." It's inhumane, those things are wallet busters.

@trailkeeper

9 жыл бұрын

Random is something unexpected, but once you sent boundaries or perimeters, it's no longer random in the true sense, but it is still perhaps unexpected values.

@kylenierman8789

9 жыл бұрын

Wonder if Australians have that problem where prices always seem to result in me getting 3 or 4 pennies back. Rarely 2, and almost never 1. Pennies are friggin useless!!

@XDbored1

9 жыл бұрын

***** nope we dont use 1 cent coins anymore so when you use coins everything is rounded so if got somthing thats $1.99 i would just pay $2 but we do still have 5 cent coins and there pretty useless

@jonassamuel4376

9 жыл бұрын

sooo wait, can you help me out? I am calling actual randomness only things like quantum effects and radioactive dekay. and for chaotic/complex systems which are not (yet) predictable i call it *chaos*. am i wrong here?

@generalthl8078

9 жыл бұрын

jonas samuel I think you are correct. For chaotic systems, the future *is* determined by the initial conditions (so it isn't random), but the *approximate* future is not dependent on the *approximate* initial conditions (so it isn't predictable).

Fun fact: the “random KZread URLs” segment shows five URLs. Two are unavailable, but three link to videos: Veritasium’s “most common cognitive bias” video, “6 Wii U Facts” by Vsauce3, and “The Amazing Pink Cup” by Quirkology.

@sebtaylor6414

Жыл бұрын

If we are all completely random then how do parallel universes fit into it? Or is every different universe really just fitted into a dice of all possibilities?

@Raulxz

Жыл бұрын

@@sebtaylor6414 we arent random

@jspl2000

10 ай бұрын

​@@RaulxzWhy?

@daisymurphy6832

8 ай бұрын

@@sebtaylor6414 hey iknow its been nearly a year since you have commented but if you are still wondering there are much cleaner ways to explain quantum randomness than other universes I would recommend looking at the wave function collapse hypothesis

@AwTickStick

8 ай бұрын

@@sebtaylor6414That is the multiple universe interpretation. Where every single time a proverbial dice is thrown. Another universe is created where it landed on another face. So every single time an particle is observed or collapses into 1 probability, then a bunch of other universes are created where the probability collapsed differently. Meaning all probability’s happen at once but in different universes we will never have access to. For example in schrodinger’s cat. The cat may die in our universe, but in another universe the cat is alive.

'Lets stop being random and start being ransmart' hardest line of all time

Referee : head or tail? Me : what coin are we using?

@icop7519

4 жыл бұрын

1 grosz

@grocerystore2750

4 жыл бұрын

Quantum

@carni7369

4 жыл бұрын

Witam

@fisu8087

4 жыл бұрын

the dog

@PineappleDealer37

4 жыл бұрын

@@icop7519 hi you Polish guy like me.

Nothing is more random than your upload schedule.

@user-js8wz6yt4v

6 жыл бұрын

Del1r1ous Gam1ng **music starts**

@udittomar3225

5 жыл бұрын

@@AaronRMG "Its"

@jared8

5 жыл бұрын

Udit Tomar not

@unintelligentpieceofhuman9658

5 жыл бұрын

@@jared8 always

@maciejkoslinski2923

5 жыл бұрын

@@unintelligentpieceofhuman9658 that

Michael: O.. O.. Cathy: He’s saying his first words.. Michael: Or am I?

@AphexKirlia

7 ай бұрын

🤨

@VibinSquad

27 күн бұрын

Yes, Michael, you are.

@EatAnOctorok

7 сағат бұрын

Now I'm just imagining Jake Chudnow attending Michael's first few birthdays.

Man, I could hang out with nobody but Michael and Derek for the rest of my life and be entertained. I've even got the 'hang out with nobody' part set up pretty nicely...

@vladimirkochkin7093

8 ай бұрын

That is sad

@Youtubeenjoyer667

8 ай бұрын

😂 yeah man that’s sound

@JatPhenshllem

7 ай бұрын

😂

@shadyslim4743

Ай бұрын

Derek from MPMD?

Michael's wife when she holds her new baby girl: She's beautiful! Michael: Or is she?

@mostafazahid1710

3 жыл бұрын

Michael: You see, beauty is subjective. Art is subjective, too. Does that mean beauty is a form of art? First, let's calculate the mass of the Sun... Michael's wife: 👁️👄👁️

@Meow-tp2oc

3 жыл бұрын

@@mostafazahid1710 🔮👅🔮

@mostafazahid1710

3 жыл бұрын

👁️👅👁️ 👀 👄

@nizamahmed4409

3 жыл бұрын

But what is......Beautiful?

@UncleSlimJimmy

3 жыл бұрын

Parker Productions Exactly, I wonder what it's like to possess the knowledge, the oddly perfect amount of awkward humor, and the ability to rake in millions of views per video. It must be pretty nice lol.

Everybody gangsta till vsauce says “or is it?”

@Zeerialo

4 жыл бұрын

AlgaePalJoe 🙂🚙

@Bookofhumanity

4 жыл бұрын

L

@aido22

4 жыл бұрын

who’s joe

@jovanwashington1687

4 жыл бұрын

R/whoosh

@Contra1828

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone says, everyone assumes that 2+2 equals 4 ... but does it really?

The Veritasium start was SO RANDOM

@sanjubogati

24 күн бұрын

or was it?

Derek's face on this channel is always like "Where am I supposed to look"

look at Gen Z humor for proof of randomness

@TheLeyakMan

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Justin Y- I mean.. The Horizon!

@hapsti

3 жыл бұрын

yo horizon I watch ur vids, I also see u like 21stcenturyhumour, like me, nice

@THEMATT222

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, boomer.

@fariskhalid8200

3 жыл бұрын

Now this is true randomness

@fariskhalid8200

3 жыл бұрын

@@THEMATT222 i thought we left that cringy old word in late 2019

"alright, since we cant decide, lets just flip a coin" michael:

@emmanueljoseph994

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@cffex3858

Жыл бұрын

shovel

@Alittlebitofeverythingoffical

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooo 😂😂😂😂

@Dip_FF_youtube

10 ай бұрын

What is random sjjsbhdjsbdjdbsjajkwwjajwksjjskiwowiwknbvdoedo since its not random

@MarloTheBlueberry

10 ай бұрын

russian roulette is very random, comrade. You want try?

randomly found this video 9 years later

Vsauce is 100% talent 0% screaming 0% stolen and is such a quality content creator

I like to think when veretasium isn’t making videos he’s standing in Michaels house with a laptop ready for him to say generate

@pepermint787

3 жыл бұрын

Or is he? **Vsauce music starts playing**

@micahneo8985

3 жыл бұрын

Or is she?

@navdeepkushwaha2099

3 жыл бұрын

The answer of what is random is future and what is not random is everything else or is it

@luthfieyudhairawan3883

3 жыл бұрын

@@navdeepkushwaha2099 what?

@djdank2231

3 жыл бұрын

Abhinav Prakash but is the future really random?

I get a tingly feeling every time he says "or is it"

@MrChanw11

7 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@AwesomeSauce7176

7 жыл бұрын

+MrChanw 11 It's just not the same

@adamfranklin1658

7 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@Filthma

7 жыл бұрын

Or is PURPLE DINOSAUR UNICORN?! I'M SO RANDOM!!!1!1!!!!1one!1

@imaadtahir3713

7 жыл бұрын

Or do you?

For some reason I practiced coin flipping as a kid and I eventually accidentally learned how to get the same result about 90% of the time. I reckon I could still do it.

@sanjubogati

24 күн бұрын

how do you do it? I gotta learn to win every bet 😂

Who's Watching 2024 & Onwards?

@shaqtaku

23 күн бұрын

I'm watching in 2027

@user-bw7fz9gc9m

23 күн бұрын

I'm watching in 3000

@Arnikaaa

19 күн бұрын

In watching in 1278, so sorry 😔

@phillipledet8005

19 күн бұрын

here

Fun fact: the outside segments of this video were filmed in Phoenix Garden in London. I know because I recognised the bench at 4:16. It says 'I like worms and woodlice'. I've eaten my lunch on that bench. Isn't that just SO random?

@undergroundsequence

3 жыл бұрын

Or is it

@boevans9694

3 жыл бұрын

OOP

@hellomf568

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it not

@aliediskasoglu7998

3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@xkero

3 жыл бұрын

@@undergroundsequence It is.

VSauce: What is real randomness? Me: KZread recommendations

@edelsaquejada4401

4 жыл бұрын

Or is it?

@mohammedmohiuddin92

4 жыл бұрын

It has an algorithm. So its not.

@dickomin

4 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedmohiuddin92 why ruin a joke?

@adhamghallab6517

4 жыл бұрын

@@dickomin he didnt ruin it He just explained it cause some people would just believe the joke

@monksinamoshpit

4 жыл бұрын

True

In Indian history their is a very long and wide story (which contains many events in it one by one and also many parallel that's why wide) named 'Mahabharat' also referred as 'Bharat'. just like the machine said in this video that can flip a coin and also roll a die in an exact way to give output as number intended, their is a man in this story. Much before the great war between Kauravs and Pandavs began, there was a 'dyut' (game of dies) between them. In this game on the Kaurav's side this man named 'Shakunee' was rolling dies for them. by listening to the rattling sounds of the two dies he could determine the number of the upcoming roll. and also he could decide the number that was to be shown on the dies. so as the need of the game he could generate the number on the die and so always won the game.

2:52 I want a full version of that video released *_right now!_*

I love how Derek is trying to also be weird but he couldn't

@harishthethird

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo so true

@bobeats_lollipop7340

2 жыл бұрын

@The Guy You Knew As Mark Omega This is genius hahahah

@aidan5077

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobeats_lollipop7340 Or is it? Genius is quite different from what you may thi... no I don't have the energy for this. It's genius.

@nyChannel09

2 жыл бұрын

Vsauce isnt even weird?

@rasoolentezari2522

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold.

or is it *music starts*

@marteenyo

6 жыл бұрын

that always means it most certainly is not

@Kjuio

6 жыл бұрын

D

@Kjuio

6 жыл бұрын

JAK0B q

@ianmoore5502

6 жыл бұрын

what does it m-

@DrewK26

6 жыл бұрын

that music means shit is gonna get real

I've been stuck in an eternal loop between these two videos

When the intro has the only two people that efficiently teach me things

at 4:20 it says "i like worms" on the bench behind him. thats pretty random. Or is it?

@yousefabuallan5872

5 жыл бұрын

Hey I said that !?!?...................... Or did i

@Crzy520

5 жыл бұрын

It’s also at 4:20 time stamp. Very random. *or is it?*

@nevalb.7506

5 жыл бұрын

This was the reason i reached out to comments ...or was it?

@fatiyahe

5 жыл бұрын

Ok guys stop! *Or can you*

@Lumanova

5 жыл бұрын

誰かが一度私に言った世界は私をロールバックするつもりです 私は小屋の中で最も鋭い道具ではない 彼女は彼女の指と彼女の親指でちっちゃなダムを探していました 彼女の額に "L"の形で まあ年が来て始めて、彼らは来て止まらない ルールを守って走り始めた 楽しみのために生きないことは意味がありませんでした あなたの脳は賢くなりますが、あなたの頭は鈍くなります やること、見ること それで、裏通りを取ることの何が問題になっていますか？ 行かないと分からない あなたが輝いていない場合あなたは輝くことは決してないだろう こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける そして輝くのは金だけ 流れ星だけが型を壊す それはクールな場所だし、彼らはそれが寒くなると言う あなたは今まとめられています、あなたが年をとるまで待ってください しかし、流星の男性は異なるように頼みます 衛星写真の穴から判断 私たちがスケートする氷はかなり薄くなっています 水は暖かくなっているので、あなたも泳ぐことができます 私の世界は燃えています、あなたはどうですか？ それは私がそれを好む方法であり、私は決して飽きません こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける 輝くのは金だけ 流れ星だけが型を壊す こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始めましょう。 そして輝くのは金だけ 流れ星だけ 誰かがかつて尋ねたことがある私はガスのためにいくつかの変更を惜しむことができる？ 私はこの場所から逃げる必要があります 私はそう言ったコンセプト 私は自分で少量の燃料を使うことができます そして私達全員は少し変更を使用できます さて、年は来て始めて、彼らは来て止まりません ルールを守って走り始めた 楽しみのために生きないことは意味がありませんでした あなたの脳は賢くなりますが、あなたの頭は鈍くなります やること、見ること それで、裏通りを取ることの何が問題になっていますか？ あなたが行かないかどうかわからないよ（go！） あなたが輝いていない場合あなたは輝くことは決してないだろう こんにちは、あなたはオールスターです、あなたのゲームを始めて、遊びに行きましょう こんにちは、あなたはロックスターです、ショーを始める、支払いを受ける そして輝くのは金だけ 流れ星だけが型を壊す そして輝くのは金だけ 流れ星だけが型を壊す

micheal: whats the most random thing ever? 5 year olds: *p o t a t o*

@reinchuu7456

4 жыл бұрын

Potato

@meatbalmann5642

4 жыл бұрын

@@reinchuu7456 bad, and you're dumb

@blocks6680

4 жыл бұрын

Потато

@reinchuu7456

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Dellea wh-

@1.4142

3 жыл бұрын

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Смотрел эти видео лет 5 назад, ностальгия. Прекрасный сценарий и атмосферная музыка в конце - эти видео прекрасны!

@namer1

6 ай бұрын

согл

Watching in 2024.

@alejandrocenteno5123

8 күн бұрын

Those are rookie numbers, here watching in 2026

@cloudytherex6012

7 күн бұрын

​@@alejandrocenteno5123 watching in 2009, loser

@Video_watcher577

17 сағат бұрын

Watching in 6414

"Lets stop being ran-dumb, and become ran-smart"

@vickyfinnemore511

4 жыл бұрын

HyperStrike underrated comment XD

@anand3231

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@emiliadg39

4 жыл бұрын

Good work quoting the first 10 seconds of the video, didn't see that part

@ValentineC137

4 жыл бұрын

@@emiliadg39 you obviously didn't watch it, this part is at the 20 sec mark

@DevanshGuptaChess

4 жыл бұрын

@Shovel r/wooosh*

"synonym for bottom" Appears on a filthy frank vid OK

@fishfillet9355

7 жыл бұрын

Wow that's pretty random

@johnniggleton2

7 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kip-ci6lz

7 жыл бұрын

James Peterson aaaaaayyy

@VortexxFX

7 жыл бұрын

James Peterson HAHAHAHA

5:27 that skeleton is also so random out of nowhere

I like worms

@elijahrussell2389

11 күн бұрын

wow that was random 😂

"God may play dice with the universe, but they are the best dice in the universe." -Michael Stevens, 2014

@nicholasrausch3739

3 жыл бұрын

Damn... 2014

@marcogiordano9359

3 жыл бұрын

What does it mean I can't understand

@marcogiordano9359

3 жыл бұрын

@AKADeadShot what does God plays dice with the universe mean

@nagato2k633

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcogiordano9359 it means that quantom particles aren't predetermined, there's nothing you can measure to predict how a quantum particle will behave, you can only know once you look its like god left quantum particles with free will to choose how they behave and not be restrained by anything

@tonipopa

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcogiordano9359 Actually what it means is that when god created the universe, he didn't create it at random, he had a plan and knew what went where. Everything has an order and everything has a meaning, we and our futures are predetermined, we are a part of the plan, every event that has happened or will happen, was already pre written by god, it means we dont have a free will, but act based on what was written. Michael also made a mistake, Einstein said that "god didn't play dice", not "god played dice". When you play dice, the outcome is random, when you dont play dice it means you dont play random but rather have a plan. Its like the video they made, its not a random script, its a predetermined script, it was written with the thought of randomness. So in short, what Einstein said, we, our thoughts, our actions, our decisions, our lifes are not random but predetermined and we are a part of someones plan. we act on someones plan without the free will we think we have. Hope this helped.

I just love how a 9 years old Vsauce’s video can fit into 2020 KZread quality standards.

@JustinWHY-zz7gz

2 жыл бұрын

Because they are timeless

@calebr9736

2 жыл бұрын

quality of editing? or quality of video? cause the videos now have none of that, we've regressed, A LOT

@psycho4729

Жыл бұрын

@@calebr9736 NAAH it has both its even better than what we have now

@coins_png

Жыл бұрын

your statement is one year away from becoming true. i respect that futureproofing you done there, or just utterly failing math, either way someone please reply to me so i can see this when it's actually 9 years old

@aarots1

Жыл бұрын

@@coins_png Haha I prob watched a different video and comment on this one, but your perspective is better. I'll comment again in 7 month.

Vsauce doesn’t upload, he just shows you old videos you didn’t know existed yet

one day there will be a book written about you michael and i cannot wait to read it and cant believe i had the honor to witness the journey

"What is Random?" Middle school white girls: "Hold my Starbucks"

@Gold_-kr9ng

4 жыл бұрын

GL0p your profile picture scares me.

@khauman6811

4 жыл бұрын

Your description scares me more flippy

@Will-ql6di

4 жыл бұрын

A terrifying individual in many ways

@ziqrsx

4 жыл бұрын

@İlker Kesal what is a Description

@Flamarz

4 жыл бұрын

OMG that weirdo was such creeps but kinda cute hahaha, we should totally go back and like flash him or stuff. I know like I'm so totally super duperly random

I wonder what normal conversations are like with Michael. :>

@zyxasry

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my God! How I would love to have one!

@banishingwarden

4 жыл бұрын

@@zyxasry 𝖫𝗆𝖺𝗈, 𝗒𝖾𝗌! 𝖶𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒... 𝖷𝖣

@poiewhfopiewhf

4 жыл бұрын

it depends if he is sitting on your face

@Haarsgard

4 жыл бұрын

@@poiewhfopiewhf that would be my honor

@HurryUpHarry_bySham69

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey Micheal! How was your day? It was good but did you know that [3 paragraphs of sciency stuff] and that's why Einstein was able to time travel.

Great video!! Excellent and very clear explanation!

The stacking of the dice and showing one stack is higher than the other (probably) isn't due to inconsistent manufacturing tolerances but is really intentional. When you dig out a single divot on one side and six of them on the other, it messes with the center of gravity. So it makes sense that a die may be made slightly larger in one direction than another, and that the divots may not be exactly centered, so that the center of gravity is adjusted back to the physical center. The best way to test for that is to not just make one stack of 3s and another stack of 6s but to make two stacks of 2s with the divots all upper-left to lower-right (or top-to-bottom for the 6s.) If they both come out the same, try it again with 3s and then with 6s (no need to do 1, 4 and 5 as they have already been done face-down.) Then do the same with the divots going the other way. If all stacks are the same size, then you know the tolerances are very tight. But doing them with random orientations simply averages out the sizes, which is likely to wind up the same height, and using two different values for the "same number" stacks (unless it's a case of 1s and 6s, 2s and 5s or 3s and 4s and where the face-up and face-down are orientated the same way) may show the difference due to intentional slight variations in the size in each direction.

I still love the fact that when the non-transitive die finally didn't roll a 5...the other die rolls a 5 _There is no escape._

@Yokasyan

Жыл бұрын

Fives will rule

@cyberlemon9840

Жыл бұрын

*3 1 2 5* *3 1 2 5* *3 1 2 5* *3 1 2 5* *3 1 2 5*

@maxmordon7295

Жыл бұрын

2+2=5: Orwell knew it...

Help I've been stuck in a loop between these two videos for 6 years

@HKB108

3 жыл бұрын

that's so randomness

@alpuhagame

2 жыл бұрын

This comment is so random... and yet... I predicted it would be here...

@DavidPysnik

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to make this comment. Good thing I checked to see it was already here. Part of genius is being there first, lol.

@DCul

2 жыл бұрын

SanitaryMailbox: I need help. Vsauce: Or do you?

@gregorypalamara6723

2 жыл бұрын

That's f n great bahahaha

Michael: Randomly appears in KZread recommendations and randomly starts talking about randomness, while sitting on a bench with the most random thing written on it (4:00). Also Michael: Nothing is random. ... Or is it?

Vsauce and Veritasium are the only channels I have watched over the last several months.

"78? That's so random!" "Or is it?" *moon men starts playing*

@fakeman7717

5 жыл бұрын

Azer Efendizade what’s the name on the song?

@armorman3005

5 жыл бұрын

Probably moon man

@zabson607

5 жыл бұрын

@@armorman3005 or is it?

@themcguinnessexperiment617

5 жыл бұрын

@@fakeman7717 "Moon Men (Instrumental)" by Jake Chudnow kzread.info/dash/bejne/p22cw9eMoszOibQ.html

All the dice randomness reminded me of Gravity Falls, "The Infinity Sided Die". Even though the possibilities are endless, "You'd be surprised to see how many times you roll a seven"

@ShiverPike

7 жыл бұрын

DeLemonLikerGames loved that show

@tarekahmed2495

7 жыл бұрын

Correct , plus , you would need a microscope to observe the result , and it would have to be infinitely big to hold all number even if each one was written on a single atom and it's randomness would be destroyed after just one roll .

@shaun7583

7 жыл бұрын

tarek ahmed in the show the dice has finite sides but the pattern in the faces change.

YOURE BOTH SO AWKWARD I LOVE IT

Bro, it's been 4 hours. I think I am trapped in a time loop. I am going back and forth on their videos just to hear let's go to his channel at the end. Maybe quantum mechanics can explain. But I'm really freaked out.

Friend: heads or tails. Me: heads. *lands on side*

@fridaytv4043

4 жыл бұрын

SSuper Pro! You have chosen...*death*

@Cybernaut551

4 жыл бұрын

If it's on the side it can be decided by the rock, paper, scissors game

@noneyobiz337

4 жыл бұрын

Friend: wtf

@caldernelson7607

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@hypercaliber5526

4 жыл бұрын

No game no life reference

Whenever Michael says “or is it,” I question everything I know

@rango962

2 жыл бұрын

I'm not suicidal. Michal: are you sure about that

@solitude.5283

2 жыл бұрын

Michael: you exist Me: oh, good Michael: *or do you?*

@JosephEpic

2 жыл бұрын

Or do you?

@DontYouDareToCallMePolisz

Жыл бұрын

@@solitude.5283 me: **fades out of existence**

@Alittlebitofeverythingoffical

Жыл бұрын

Same

It feels nice to have my concerns addressed

When Michael says that the heavier side of the coin tends to go down more often, I think about those commemorative coins used for the Super Bowl and Grey Cup and would guess that the side with the coloured logo will land down more often

Vsauce has proved one thing *You don't randomly lose in the casino*

@Daniel-gk1dp

4 жыл бұрын

You always lose...

@wolfiy

4 жыл бұрын

@@Daniel-gk1dp the once and only time I went I won 😁

@chrissmith1152

4 жыл бұрын

or are you?

Ok, I just watched like 10 of your videos in a row. It's not just that the topics are interesting but you are an incredible presenter. Keep it up, what else can I say.

@ratiemand4529

5 жыл бұрын

Milos Marjanovic yea I agree but he hasnt uploadded in something like a year ): I hope he will come back someday. He still uploads on that D.O.N.G. channel.

@007..Eco..

5 жыл бұрын

@@ratiemand4529 He has?

@JouvaMoufette

5 жыл бұрын

@@ratiemand4529 he technically HAS uploaded to this channel several videos. They're just all KZread Premium videos for a new series called Mindfield. But even though I like those videos, I still miss his classic format a lot. I'm perfectly fine with an 8-15 minute video like this one. I MISS 8-15 minute videos like this one.

@mrrmellowman9649

5 жыл бұрын

There's plenty of other things you can say

@axel-uk5dr

5 жыл бұрын

@@JouvaMoufette he does all these kinds of videos on his other KZread channel called DONG

As always... more awesomeness than ever!

The KZread URLs mentioned only have meaning because we have ascribed meaning to those words (in English). They're no more "random" than garbled letter-number combinations.

Vsauce: giving mindfucks since 2010

@tarbats

9 жыл бұрын

hello fake fart

@rosalind9952

9 жыл бұрын

hi

@TheEternalOuroboros

9 жыл бұрын

stop commenting on so many videos

@baldkeemstar6246

9 жыл бұрын

Agent Fusion ruining the fun

@thataverageinternetgirl4701

9 жыл бұрын

I pressed fart. Why didn't I continue?

Did you realise this video Is 11 min and 11 sec . How random?

@Rainier214

5 жыл бұрын

_Or is it?_

@adampaul5237

5 жыл бұрын

Teague Wessel hahaha

@user-fo4ue9mo4z

4 жыл бұрын

Vsause music plays*

@bilalyoussefconaboy

4 жыл бұрын

11:12

@good_mourning

4 жыл бұрын

Anybody else immediately go and check the time stamp at the end of the video, to verify that it does, in fact, end @ 11:11? Lol

this showing up in my feed after 9 years

I love these two!! This is the 2nd time I'm seeing two of my favorite youtubers in the same frame. (1st time was when Michael appeared on Darek's channel)

4:15 Woah woah woah screw your randomness, why does that bench like worms?

@vicentetemes5793

8 жыл бұрын

***** Oh, thanks pony.

@adamcummings20

8 жыл бұрын

Instantly went to the comments as soon as I saw it. Your comment was here. Pretty random huh? Or IS IT?

@vicentetemes5793

8 жыл бұрын

Conveniently Placed Goat Illuminati confirmed.

@kurtlittlebridge

8 жыл бұрын

+Vicente Parker Something rather random is the comment thread beneath yours. Where the topic starts as a joke and then focuses on grammar nazis. Atleast for a moment, but of course "or is it."

@AJPerez-cn3po

8 жыл бұрын

+Vicente Parker I thought the same thing XD

I was not annoyed by the word "random" until I saw this comment section... Now I'm angry for no reason.

@Silvainius001

7 жыл бұрын

How random is that?

@GJPolitics

7 жыл бұрын

I find it quite random that your angry

@LennyTheCat

7 жыл бұрын

You just need to stop getting annoyed by random things

@robertwalton8155

6 жыл бұрын

is it random iv just turned up here

10:35 When you see the two geniuses together, you know the world is excelling 😂

Now I’m stuck in an infinite loop between Vsauce and Veritasium’s videos

Me: Oh cool! A collab with Veritasium 6 minutes in: Derek? are you there?

@Dylan-qs3ev

4 жыл бұрын

He got thanos snapped

@good_mourning

4 жыл бұрын

For real, what a tease.

@Dylan-qs3ev

4 жыл бұрын

@Amethyst girl i fucken dare you to google my name

@ieatnapkins9225

4 жыл бұрын

@Amethyst Girl how is that even a spoiler

@screamsinrussian5773

4 жыл бұрын

@Amethyst Girl bad joke

Are we going to ignore that the bench he was sitting on said "I Like Worms"?

@Tiessie

7 жыл бұрын

Will Mahaffey I noticed that too xD

@yigitkaya4716

7 жыл бұрын

Will Mahaffey that was random(!)

@azanali4577

7 жыл бұрын

he is in worms, germany

@idkwuisp7626

7 жыл бұрын

Will Mahaffey i saw it too

@dudumx100

7 жыл бұрын

04:10

This video definitely boosted my Ran-Q. Thank you! ^___^

I love that he said the Australian 50 cent coin is one of the largest coins in circulation as if it was going to lead someone and it just didn’t

@dielaughing73

Жыл бұрын

Another 50c fact: the original 50c coins in 1966 were round and 80% silver. They're worth a lot more than 50c each now because they each contain about a third of an ounce of silver. They're still legal tender but rarely show up in circulation unless an old lady finds a jar of them in a closet or something.

After looking through youtube URLs, I tried typing in "meow". I ended up getting a cat video. Must be a coincidence... or is it?!

@emerald767

6 жыл бұрын

*o r i s i t*

@cheeseburgermonkey7104

6 жыл бұрын

*RIP HEADPHONE USERS VSAUCE MUSIC STARTS*

@resetgaming241

6 жыл бұрын

What is a coincidence? What is the most coincidental thing ever?

@diniemultiarti395

6 жыл бұрын

maybe our existence

@zebawx7994

6 жыл бұрын

illumicatti: stay right where you are

Nobody: That one bench: *I like worms*

@fetchmaga4048

4 жыл бұрын

Or does he?

@taleeftamsal1024

4 жыл бұрын

That was pretty random...

@Nick-lx4fo

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that right before I read this comment

@mesheep1233

3 жыл бұрын

U notice too

@leanhduc5964

3 жыл бұрын

Nick Right so did i...or...

Help, I've been stuck in a loop of watching Veritasium and Vsauce. It's been 8 months, my family is concerned

If you knew everything, and I mean every vector, abundance of mass, dark and normal energy, dark and common matter, and radiation, as well as every curve of spacetime and particle, for just one instance of time, could you perfectly predict every other past and future instance of time to the same specificity?

@talijanac1

Жыл бұрын

Yes. You’d have an equation with no unkowns.

@talijanac1

Жыл бұрын

And you would need a computer that we cant even think of

@hey.mr.tsunami

Жыл бұрын

@@talijanac1 is that the case for quantum mechanics too? bc if so, then it still wouldn't really be random since it's predictable in a way, right?

@talijanac1

Жыл бұрын

If he speakes about marcoscope observations I think you could predict everything, atleast to a certan point back in time.

@khangle6872

Жыл бұрын

@@hey.mr.tsunami IF you could have every information possible, then yes. However, the very act of "having every information" is impossible. Not hard or very hard, but physically impossible. Heisenberg's uncertainty principle say that the more you know about the position of a particle, the less you know about its momentum, and vice versa. If you could know both the position and momentum of a particle, you could mathematically describe it, and subsequently predict everything about it. Unfortunately, it is physically impossible to know both

0:11 Veratasium is just standing there like: "I have no lines to say and this is extremely awkward.."

Not only does God play dice, but... he sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen. - *STEPHEN HAWKING* (1942-2018)

@famous_anus

5 жыл бұрын

there is no god

@mrdisease7996

5 жыл бұрын

Oof rip

@matthewburgoyne418

5 жыл бұрын

Stephen hawking said there is no God, God said there is no Stephen hawking

@ameaninglessdemon9030

5 жыл бұрын

@@matthewburgoyne418 i love and hate that

@JgHaverty

5 жыл бұрын

God gives each of us equal say on the internet. - *Abraham Lincoln* (1992)

havent watched this one in ages much better than i remembered

“If you are ever feeling boring or predictable, just remember that you are made out of octillions of quantum probabilities, dice that don’t tumble in any analysable way that we could ever predict. They are the most random thing. God may play dice with the universe, but they are the best dice. And as always, thanks for watching.” -Michael ‘Vsauce’ Stevens, July 2014

I'm going to stop watching before Michael asks if atoms have emotions

@mansheiky817

4 жыл бұрын

Or will you ?

@fusk7799

4 жыл бұрын

actually, they have, we are all atoms

@mansheiky817

4 жыл бұрын

Ashlone Fusk or are we

@fusk7799

4 жыл бұрын

@@mansheiky817 but first we need to know what is "or"

@nguyenhoanglong420

4 жыл бұрын

Atoms do not have emotions !!

Random is love. Random is life.

@YouSwellow

9 жыл бұрын

10/10 would random again

@arkgepoef

9 жыл бұрын

Shrek

@ThePhantom4516

9 жыл бұрын

Ugh. We don't need a PressFartToContinue again.

@baz4020

9 жыл бұрын

Oh Nolly!

@oliverage24

9 жыл бұрын

gum ball stop watching all of the videos I'm watching >:(

Anyone ever noticed the length of this video?

@suffeesingh4231

Жыл бұрын

😳🤯🤯🤯

@forsenstunlocked5967

Жыл бұрын

That’s pretty random

@NeidenHalffur

Жыл бұрын

That's so random! Or is it...?

Something funny is that when we look at it something is decided, but also in the sense of something is judged, the thing in itself has made a judgment in itself about itself

Two of our favourite science KZreadrs creating content together... *two thumbs up*

@navedhasan4632

3 жыл бұрын

Hi BBC 👋

The annoying girl: ahhahah, I'm so random! Me after watching Vsauce: Or are you?

@gvsrhiee6417

3 жыл бұрын

That's bloody hilarious

@mr.shepherdspie7958

3 жыл бұрын

*Music plays*

@halamadruuid2380

3 жыл бұрын

I always have the grudge to kill someone with a fucking potato whenever they act like that, and do it in that annoying accent

@nicolehuopanen3318

3 жыл бұрын

I am mentally *RESTARTED* Me toooo

@spacewalk3046

3 жыл бұрын

yes

One of my favourite Futurama jokes is, at the horseraces, they observe the finish with a Quantum Microscope and Professor Farnsworth rips up his betting ticket and declares "No Fair! You changed the outcome by observing it!"

both of my parents went to the same concert at the same time about 12 years before they met. they still had their tickets when they realized many years down the line. they were sitting three seats apart on the same row.

Was it just me or when Michael said 'god is playing dice with the universe' you were expecting lots of flame wars in the comment section?

@ThatGuyFromBRITAIN

9 жыл бұрын

People who watch Vsauce are going to be more understanding and mature about subjects like that. :')

@FULLAWESOMENESS12

9 жыл бұрын

***** I was just saying that when Micheal quoted Einstein with 'God is rolling dice with the universe' would cause lots of flame wars. Luckily it didn't. I've seen many Christian/atheist flame wars because a few words in one video, and that Einstein quote didn't cause any.

@emyuniverse

9 жыл бұрын

Eric Mcsoth And now, let's all appreciate how Vsaucers are awesome and intelligent people.

@ChunkNinja

9 жыл бұрын

Look at the comment tread above your's. Your welcome. (At least they had the decency to all argue in one place, makes ignoring them so much easier.)

Random Fact: If you take the time to understand the mathematical formulas and context behind things, nothing is truly random. Not even this fact.

@MineMurphydog

9 жыл бұрын

***** The results of which are determined by the movement of gluon particles. Which if we could track we could guess the results. Much like the coin, we just can't see what effects the result; Yet.

@BlankKnight

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah the whole thing with Quantum Particles when you observe them they'll be in state A,B,C,D... and there aren't any factors (none that anyone has found) contributing to the resulting state. Which is why Quantum Particle States are considered Truly Random

@thinkfact

9 жыл бұрын

BlankKnight But this is still something were are learning more and more about. We can't say just because we don't understand it fully that there is a conclusive answer until then. It may be "random" for now to some extent, but that is not because we fully understand it but just the opposite.

@RevwdGaming

9 жыл бұрын

GET OUT OFMY HEAD! **shoots self**

@connorV96

9 жыл бұрын

If you look at Aristotlean Philosphy, you would know that we know nothing. Therfore I did not know that

And as always: Thanks for Vsauce!

I Love this. Vsauce's video with Veritasium is called "What is Random" and is 11:11 min long, Veritasium's video with Vsauce is called "What is NOT Random" and is 10:00

KZread comments. KZread comments are random. Under a video about how to change oils to your car, someone comments that anyone who likes rock music is stupid, and 128 replies later people are swearing at each others' mothers over Donald Trump. (in Vsauce voice) THAT is random.

@Gamesforus1

8 жыл бұрын

Actually no it isn't. For you see your past experience's can determine how you got thoughts words to match up in this exact manner. Judging by the fact you said Donald Trump I can say that you are an American who watches alot of KZread. A person in Madagascar couldn't of made that prediction because he might not know who Donald Trump is, He as a person also could not of written your comment. Your past experience's match up to the way you wrote that comment. And also how other people respond to that comment. Not so random anymore.

@-_Nuke_-

8 жыл бұрын

If time is indeed relative (and it is) and we could somehow travel back and forth in time, someone can just go in the future, see this comment of Donald Trumb, then go back in time and ... predicti it! Not random at all! :P

@nikoskabbadias

8 жыл бұрын

Gamesforus Sorry Mr Sherlock, but I am a Greek living in the UK. Never been an American in my life. I swear.

@-_Nuke_-

8 жыл бұрын

Fevos Man Αυτό και αν είναι τυχαίο! Μιλάς Ελληνικά? Από Ελλάδα είμαι!

@nikoskabbadias

8 жыл бұрын

CornerrecordZ Ελα ρε δικε μου...Ναι, φυσικα, ζω 5 χρονια στην Αγγλια, γεννηθηκα και μεγαλωσα Ελλαδα, Πρεβεζα. Απο που εισαι? Που ζεις?

"Let us stop being Ran-dumb and be Ran-smart" - Michael

@user-ij8qq7xx4e

4 жыл бұрын

Or will we?

@no-qm4ug

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you

@weather9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@no-qm4ug ok ;-;

@RaminRulz

3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty ran-smart thing to say

I get chills just seeing his thumbnail first

1:20 WTF Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom OST - Jeff van Dyck im sitting here crying, thats one of the best building RTS games out there love you Dyck and love Rise of the Middle Kingdom

*Potato milking is impossible and illegal in several different states.* Anyone seen touching a potato's nipples with any part of their body including their genitals will be sentenced to 6 years in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison. Two time offenders will receive 35 years in solitary at a maximum security prison and three time offenders will be stoned to death by potatoes. Anyone who proceeds to go beyond touching the potato's nipples and milks the potato will be stoned to death by tomatoes on the spot and buried with the potato lodged in the offenders rectum.

@ioratv

8 жыл бұрын

+Plato wtf

@TheArabsolga

8 жыл бұрын

***** Have something to confess? POTATO MILKER???

@ioratv

8 жыл бұрын

Just watch me P, I'll mash potatoes with my left hand and study with my right! I'll take a glass of potato milk... AND DRINK IT!

@TheArabsolga

8 жыл бұрын

***** *G-G-G-GASP* YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING! Enough of this treachery!

@mercym5649

8 жыл бұрын

+Yampi oPlasmatico I'm so sorry but...what that a death note reference?

4:16 Michael: *explains some science stuff* Me: i like worm

I apparently started this video a long time ago but never finished it, so when I came today it was right at 1:21. It seemed like Michael was just answering the video's title.

Michael was sitting on a bench that said "I like worms" How random

@koenderbb5191

7 жыл бұрын

Asadel H. Would be more random if it said udosjckLsbdkHdLdvwkdoxbff