DO. NOT. SHAKE. THIS. MAN'S. HAND.

@Jun-Kyard

Жыл бұрын

Kiss him very passionately on the lips instead

@ryansizemorejr

Жыл бұрын

@@Jun-Kyardlick his round bald plump head (which head)

@Heavy_Hazard

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jun-Kyard like any true gentleman should

@kenken2886

Жыл бұрын

he's a good man, shake hand, firm grip rules

@aamirrazak3467

Жыл бұрын

Agreed you might not get your hand back

Little did she know that she'd already absorbed a lethal amount of the necrotic poison Anthony secretes through his palms.

Fantano with that Dad energy

It’s like she doesn’t even believe her own words. it may be trash but it’s her trash

@jamespa7193

Жыл бұрын

@103.5Heavenerif this is defending it I don’t even wanna know what attacking it looks like

@Mandroid45

Жыл бұрын

​@103.5Heavener😂😂😂 stfu walkin L on God 💀

@nickpeitchev7763

Жыл бұрын

Hell nah Ultraviolence is a great record Melon trippin hard

@clandon9624

Жыл бұрын

@@jamespa7193if it makes you feel better his whole account is named after an albums that’s like a 5 at absolute best. He has no taste

@janedough6091

Жыл бұрын

​@103.5HeavenerWhat the fuck are you talking about Jesse?

"i feel like thats a way to retrospectively justify it" "no"

@KhairiHamed

Жыл бұрын

Gigachad move

@spyler1565

11 ай бұрын

Hahaha adorable

@TheseBitchesWantNikes

7 ай бұрын

Yeah she almost kinda won me to her side with that one tbh.

Why Anthony look like he's in The Marines 😂

@TylerFederico

Жыл бұрын

Warthony Vetano here.

@Alienator5000

Жыл бұрын

@@TylerFederico underrated comment my friend

@igiveup9714

11 ай бұрын

We got some kinda comedian

@AlmightyWeick

9 ай бұрын

Stolen valor

@Arawn505

7 ай бұрын

There was another video where someone commented "Anthony looking like an undercover cop" and it was so true 😂

Finally someone calls him out on this unforgivable review

NO FUCKING WAY YOU GAVE IT A 2 TO ULTRAVIOLENCE. THAT ALBUM IS WONDERFUL

They finally met

@thebigcheese5536

Жыл бұрын

@ishowdeeznutellajarsthey respond to each others shorts

@Python-xs2iv

Жыл бұрын

@ishowdeeznutellajars Anthony's side piece

@sleepy6797

Жыл бұрын

What’s her channel?

@chanceForNotBeingRapper

Жыл бұрын

Anthony secret lover

@Chandiwila999

Жыл бұрын

They smashed

They finally met in person 😊

That's such a good album wtf

she know she wrong😭😭

@Python-xs2iv

Жыл бұрын

@103.5Heavener Why you white knighting so hard for that hoe?

@f4gsforpele

Жыл бұрын

She needs to grow up

@nickpeitchev7763

Жыл бұрын

She ain't wrong at all Ultraviolence is a great record

@uai6107

Жыл бұрын

@@f4gsforpelesays the man who watches youtube music reviews

@bennyjames7806

Жыл бұрын

@@uai6107 why would watching music reviews be childish?

Ultraviolence is a light 8

I just come here to witness the handshake

Tbh this was a great interaction

Hey, is that the girl that did the red flag artists video? Can't believe they actually collaborate

@hoodiedon0824

Жыл бұрын

He met his d rider💀😂

@itsgl00my88

Жыл бұрын

​@@hoodiedon0824hater bruh

Naur she spilled

Is that the one girl who makes tik toks that you’ve reacted to? If so, so dope y’all met!

@HapaFM

Жыл бұрын

I want her #

@chesterparish3794

Жыл бұрын

Seems to be

@ayo32

Жыл бұрын

@@HapaFMYou ain’t getting that lil bro 😂 go talk to women

@cheesecakelasagna

11 ай бұрын

​​@@HapaFM r/downbad

@highkey4316

11 ай бұрын

@@HapaFM911

Is this the first time they meet eachother? Thats amazing

@lh1308

Жыл бұрын

Does she have a KZread page or is she only on TikTok?

we stand with her

I love that. Honestly i dont know how i havent looked at it that way

melon lowkey built wtf 😂

Yo, Ultraviolence is a GREAT record - the mood is so distinguishable and consistent. It’s definitely not lower than 7-8 Wtf

Fantano is a godamn unit look at this man

I’ve said this for years, UV is great

HE IS HUGE BRO TF??

@looke7940

Жыл бұрын

In a good way the arm is impressive

@Fukuro14

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm always surprised by how big he is. I've been watching him for so long and still can't get used to it.

WHO IS THE GIRL??? HOW COME NOBODY IS ANSWERING

@eatdoritoyum

11 ай бұрын

It's Brad Taste in Music

They met!!

she decided to speak the truth 🤭

She knows what’s up

Comments acting like Fantano isn’t in the minority for hating ultraviolence are cracking me up. You guys do know it’s a critically acclaimed album right 😭😭

@pablosalaices4459

11 ай бұрын

Lana fan spotted ig

@whatamidoing5683

11 ай бұрын

@@pablosalaices4459 ehh I mean kind of. I like some of her songs and don’t like others and I don’t vibe with her persona or attitude outside of her songs but I just think this comment section is being a little silly about this when more people like the album than not 😭 that’s all

@ErimlRGG

11 ай бұрын

I actually haven't heard it but I've tried to give her a chance. AKA and Born To Die lyrics are super cringe and even problematic in some level. So I can't see the "camp". Even if it's supposed to be feminist there are actually women who think like that and probably feel validated by those lyrics. And from what I've read those types of lyrics and "aesthetics" are still present on her later albums so I can see Melon's point. The music was fine though, even though I dislike Lana's voice in some songs and some composition choices.

@grantkerr8298

9 ай бұрын

and - even - problematic? Oh, my gosh. Not problematic! The worst thing a thing can - even - be. @@ErimlRGG

@angelsunemtoledocabllero5801

8 ай бұрын

​@@whatamidoing5683stop crying 😢

she’s so real

The collab I didn't know I needed

"It's iconic, it's an all time classic" I've never listened to it, only found out about her last year, never listened to this album or a single song from her. Family Guy's Shazam joke about her is my current thoughts

@angelsunemtoledocabllero5801

8 ай бұрын

There people who never heard of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and that album is a classic and a commercial success. The fact that you haven't listened to it doesn't mean anything

She's right ong

The word ‘iconic’ is thrown around too much these days

Damn, look at that eye contact. Rest assured, ma’am, that wasn’t sweat you felt on his hand. That was just a man oozing pure confidence.

When she knows that she’s objectively wrong, but keeps going anyway

As soon as I heard the word iconic it was over

Please keep doing these!!!

God that man is built like a skyscraper 🥵🥵🥵

That’s weird because I shazamed my fart and it says Lana Del Rey.

“It’s camp” lol

Finally the ultimate duo

Shades of Cool by itself is worth a light to decent 3 points. Sorry, but this is just another stain on Anthony's record.

I mean like, it could’ve maybe been a strong 1 but the take was spot on. Just because lots of people have bad taste doesn’t mean that their opinions are suddenly bold or compelling

Why is he not wearing any pants

he's huge wtf

which one would win : a good put argument, with solid points : blablablabla

Ultraviolence is the only LDR album i can sit through listening

You dream of a light.. You dont know where you are; as you seem to float amongst a silent storm of eternal; twisting fog.. A bulky shadow moves in your field of view; and through the flickering and churning waves of thaw and wind a hand stretches out. You feel an artificial urge rise within you; like a strangers wish implanted into your soul. _Take it!_ you hear yourself whisper. You take the hand, it is warm and grips you tightly; its mass multiple times the size of your own. It feels like youve not only laid your hand; but your soul aswell into the gigantic palm of the shadowy figure. "WHAT IS MY WORST TAKE" The words* burst through your mind like a divine hammer smashing down upon your ears. It is not a queation. It is a challenge. Will you prevail?

@Usrnm111

11 ай бұрын

Bro what😭

For once melon didn’t kidnap someone’s hand

They’ve finally met this is crazy

His worst take is giving DGD’s Instant Gratification a 1. Like what is this dude on?

I recently read an Italian music magazine's 2010s retrospective and it named Lana as "The Artist of the Decade". I was very confused for a while, beyond the obvious reason, because when I translated the page, it changed Lana del Rey to King's Wool.

Bro even the way she said ‘it’s camp’ you could tell she didn’t even believe it herself

Women have no explanation

he got owned

nO iTs CaMp

i would hesitate to defend myself if a guy like this gets near me

@Halo-lg7rq

Жыл бұрын

You would hesitate?

@matteuzs

Жыл бұрын

why are you scared?

@ethanmiller631

Жыл бұрын

@@matteuzs he might call me a linux user 😢💔

its not even camp lol its a great album…

“But it’s Camp” - Ice Age baby

@gally286

Жыл бұрын

INSANE

@badmeetsevil6163

Жыл бұрын

What does “it’s camp” mean?

@donet0death240

Жыл бұрын

@@badmeetsevil6163 campy I guess Idfk tho

@sarang8585

Жыл бұрын

@@badmeetsevil6163over the top on purpose

@cheesecakelasagna

11 ай бұрын

​@@badmeetsevil6163 idk the actual definition to me it's when someone/something crossing the lines of conventional norms.

I never realized how thicc and beefy Anthony was next to regular people. We love a plump melon 🤤🤤

You like 100 Gecs and you’re talking about lyrics. Alright bud

@manasgrover112

11 ай бұрын

IM EATING BURRITOS WITH DANNY DEVITIO BAR IS ENOUGH TO END EVERYBODY'S MOM'S CAREER

Why did he force her to shake his hands lmao

i could tell by looking at her she was gonna bring up lana💀

Shorts collab but melon isnt short :(

Why does she look so different in person 😭

@arkeeelr3733

Жыл бұрын

I know..🦭

@stephenoxf

Жыл бұрын

Side profile

Bro I didnt know he was this big

Ultraviolence is at least an 8

Hard to argue with that logic imo

I love ultraviolence

it’s slowdive self titled, you did that one dirty

Sometimes I forget how buff Melon is

HE GAVE ULTRAVIOLENCE A 2???? ohmy

I'm bummed he didn't hold the handshake for an uncomfortably long time

I think it might be easier for the Melon to relate to themes of self destruction if it's Kendrick or Kurt who are expressing them. It's ok. The girls who get it get it.

@iateyursandwiches

9 ай бұрын

But he likes NFR and Ocean blvd which still have the same thing. Sorry I don't even dislike born to die as much but still could only find one song on UV that I liked (other woman). A few were maybe a bit catchy but not much substance overall. The rest overall not very interesting and one of them highly problematic. Getting hit, and it feeling like a kiss not a hugely relatable female experience. I'm sure some people may have felt that way and can ralate but overall, naw.

@HangryinBrussels

8 ай бұрын

@@iateyursandwiches I think that's kind of my point though. In her earlier stuf she really plays up this fantasy, arguably one that has quite a few toxic traits, but I think it's a fantasy that people that have had experiences with objectification and abuse can relate to. And personally I've always felt that her portrayal of this fanasy was always camp, and tongue-in-cheeck enough to show that she was always questioning it at the same time. In NFR and Ocean she questions this fantasy a lot more literally which makes it a safer listen for a mainstream audience. I really apreciate her personal growth that shines through on Ocean but I can't help but feel like she's being a bit appologetic, and over-explaining some things that have always been obvious to older fans.

DEAR HUNTER ACT IV IS YOUR WORST TAKE

Uhh, someone clue me in, who is she?

queen

"you just dont get it" really justifies it hahahahahahhaha

Nah its his abysmal house of balloons video

Good series.

She’s an icon. She’s a legend. And she is the moment

@saydowski7685

Жыл бұрын

What's her channel?

@ihaveakirbyobessesion2617

Жыл бұрын

Now come on now

* peels self from bed, groans pitifully as body-bed fusion separates and sores weep puss * your worst take is pbx funicular intaglio zone, it's all I listen to

Damn thats epotty from the recent vid 👀

She’s right though. Shades of Cool is an amazing track

wait this that tiktok girl he reacts to a lot

LIFE IS BUT A DREAM IS A GOOD ALBUM

The misogyny in these replies good lord lol

@nicpayne8258

Жыл бұрын

🗿

@shiobuzz3724

Жыл бұрын

All in your head

@puk1667

9 ай бұрын

cope

I thought "it's camp" was a diss

She’s not wrong. Not the worst take but its up there

Wifium divorcio

It's actually not camp , it's an album

Gives good reason for why it’s bad “No” 🗿

Melon is jacked asf- 😳

How did I know she was going to pick Lana before she actually said it 😂🤦‍♂️

Ultraviolence is a great album, come on

@puk1667

9 ай бұрын

very convincingly

As someone new here, what does camp mean?

Honestly for me it would be Will of the People by Muse. Or Syro by Aphex Twin