“McConnell, seen here ignoring a toddler who fell through the ice” I’m dead 😂😂

@1108cg

3 жыл бұрын

😅

@tonyf8872

3 жыл бұрын

and you would think Moscow Mitch could handle icy cold waters from his winter vacations in Russia 🤣

@ThatBoogieman

3 жыл бұрын

I had to back it up just to hear that again lmao

@MrStephen092

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, so you were the toddler. RIP

@thegreatestshowonearth7623

3 жыл бұрын

That was fuckin hilarious lol

“Former social media influencer” that was the best

@witkofhf

3 жыл бұрын

Pure gold

@civil_villain

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's his new title. I hope it sticks!

@wendyconway7057

3 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🔥

@judybargenquast7669

3 жыл бұрын

👍

@junkboy555

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t even have to finish that news story, he could have just left it there.

“Mitch McConnell seen here ignoring a toddler who fell through the ice” Yeah I’d say that’s about right 😆

@LadyFalcon17

3 жыл бұрын

I love their Mitch McConnell comments. 😂

@thrashpondopons2776

3 жыл бұрын

He really is like a character in a Stephen King Novel!

@neilburnside398

3 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my coffee at this joke. TOO ACCURATE.

@dkamphaus43

3 жыл бұрын

Have they ever made any jokes about how Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters aren't doing jack shit about the massive homeless problem in their own state?

@NativeMatt

3 жыл бұрын

@@dkamphaus43 then feed the homeless yourself, take a stand!!

“the savvy political geniuses we all thought they were” 😂 perfect

@melissaj1927

3 жыл бұрын

Best joke of the piece, which is saying something.

@IAmJustR

3 жыл бұрын

this was the moment for me 🤣 He played it just right 🤣

@19isthenumber

3 жыл бұрын

Well said!

@smartknucklehead6283

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aa1-xcWMnZu3faQ.html Meanwhile, we all have forgotten that Joe Biden lied during the Georgian campaign for Senator Jon Ossoff and Senator Rev. Raphael Warnock regarding Americans needing help immediately in January 2021 of receiving $2,000 emergency checks. 😬

The Urkel/OJ joke was hilarious 😂

@seffishestopal5950

3 жыл бұрын

It was dark too!

"Mitch McConnel seen here ignoring a toddler who's fallen through ice"

@bungus49

3 жыл бұрын

I love the reoccurring Mitch jokes lmao

@carolyntalbot947

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate.🎯

@MagicByIzzy

3 жыл бұрын

I love when they do this

@saltynutsman1

3 жыл бұрын

I’m hoping It ain’t up to Nadler to save that kid.

@MagicByIzzy

3 жыл бұрын

@@0mnicide silly me. I replied before watching the whole thing

the weekend updates are lowkey the best parts of snl-

@K3koa808

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it's all I watch on SNL. I love those guys.

@eddiewiggles9398

3 жыл бұрын

It's definitely consistent, all the other sketches are hit or miss

@milarozovics2667

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddiewiggles9398 very true

@ProfChaos1985

3 жыл бұрын

I think it works to their benefit that these 2 are in zero sketches and can spend the entire week preparing for 10 minutes of camera time.

@phokdis

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda highkey though

“Former Social Media Influencer Donald Trump” that’s one of those, “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny” jokes.

@MatthewTheWanderer

3 жыл бұрын

Yet, I guarantee you that most of his die-hard supporters would find that line deeply offensive, lol.

@jbiswasted

3 жыл бұрын

Finally the 5 year long Trump rants are gone. And now we got the ok to laugh about Biden again. Keep it up

@sleazybtd

3 жыл бұрын

@@jbiswasted Not going to be much to laugh at, he's too vanilla. We'll only get to laugh at his gaffes. But after the last one, boring is good.

@ChristianOBrien

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant.

@noramero2955

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

My favorite freaking thing on Weekend Update is how they ALWAYS have a new hilarious joke for the same photo of McConnell. 🤣

@douglashenry6996

3 жыл бұрын

The face that launched a thousand jokes.

@rocketjo

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that toon😂

"We would just settle for NOT violently insane." THANK YOU

Trump can’t testify, he’s not in the Screen Actors’ Guild anymore 🤣

@juliancrooks7559

3 жыл бұрын

That and 5th amendment about self incriminating cause you know he will lie under oath. I think he doesn't have the ability to be honest cause he is insane

@jamiemezs9891

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliancrooks7559 And the Democrats can't even get a working government that works for the people of United states. Or as we use to say running dog's anarchists.

@LudaChez

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemezs9891 the government in the USA hasn't been working for years and years regardless of which party is running the show. Neither party has the agenda to help the entire country. Right now both parties absolutely suck and we could be doing so much better. It wasn't working with the last guy, or the guy before him, or the guy before him and so on and so on to at least the 70s. So get out of here like the modern GOP had a better grasp on how to run America. They were failing miserably. And each administration leaves a giant mess for the next one that assures us the next person won't get shit done. It's way bigger than these two old men.

@Roy-G-Biv

3 жыл бұрын

Clever

@jamiemezs9891

3 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez Wrong did you know president trump left office with half his Wealth and none of his programs failed. Binder in his first 7 hours in office lost 11 thousand jobs and billions of dollars spent on hair brained green and left wing politics. Trump 2024 can't come soon enough for American.

“Former social media influencer, Donald Trump“ 🤣👏🏽👏🏽

@carolyntalbot947

3 жыл бұрын

And he can't Tweet a response! I bet things are tense at Mar-A-Lago today. 😄

@dustyniederriter7543

3 жыл бұрын

Doubtful he doesn’t have a care in the world.

@charleychansays1723

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolyntalbot947 not as tence as libtards having to pay 79% biden tax rate.

@smartknucklehead6283

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aa1-xcWMnZu3faQ.html Meanwhile, we all have forgotten that Joe Biden lied during the Georgian campaign for Senator Jon Ossoff and Senator Rev. Raphael Warnock regarding Americans needing help immediately in January 2021 of receiving $2,000 emergency checks. 😬

“Put in your extensions” Lmaooo

"Former Social Media Influencer --- Donald Trump." HAHAHAHA! OMG, I spit my tea on my monitor.

@johnmburu3495

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for reminding me to make tea on this cold ass joke we call a morning.

Fact check: Greene didn’t apologize for shit.

@HACPOA9582

3 жыл бұрын

She basically said im sorry I was allowed to believe crazy lies that anyone with common sense know is crazy. I guess common sense isn't all that common though since she was voted in.

@1108cg

3 жыл бұрын

Can you just enjoy the comedy for a few minutes?

@Brett_S_420

3 жыл бұрын

@@HACPOA9582 She beat a Trump & gun supporting Republican doctor by over 50 points.. Thanks, Georgia! Two steps forward, one step backward into a rabbit hole.

@jadedoldjoe8709

3 жыл бұрын

@@1108cg sure, but not so much when it’s about a dangerous, racist lunatic in congress.

@Chudhole

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Georgia needs to own that nut bag.

Their whole set *chefs kiss*!!! I worried that comedy content would dip after “former social media influencer” was evicted, but it appears its getting even better!

@theblade9024

3 жыл бұрын

On fire tonight! every joke a winner.

@ncorp2668

3 жыл бұрын

Not the cold openings lately though. This whole episode was pretty non-political.

@Mt-ue9qz

3 жыл бұрын

Fodder for years available.

@echospaw899

3 жыл бұрын

Me, too!

@DexterMorgan4ever

3 жыл бұрын

Joe Beijing can't even put two sentences together and likes to sniff children. SNL won't make jokes about that.. are their writers from China?

Former social media influencer.... Donald Trump. 😂😂😂

@Annie-zd6rn

3 жыл бұрын

He had to get someone to type his attack letter to the 'Actors Union' because Twitter is off limits to him.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thrashpondopons2776

3 жыл бұрын

How has this comment not gotten more Likes??? Works on Multi-Levels!

@lindakutsubos1222

3 жыл бұрын

Betty Boop I'm shocked!

@emmanuel1687

3 жыл бұрын

Vamos Trump 2024 🎊 ¡¡Junto podemos!!

Greene who looks like the mugshot of a former child star - spot on!

@rrrusty49

3 жыл бұрын

Oof, not even that. Looks like a former USSR gymnastics star who is trying to make a comeback. Girlfren seriously needs to .

@LordSkella

3 жыл бұрын

@@rrrusty49 more like the screenshot taken from a porn featuring a once prolific figure skater, now recovering addict and ex con.

@ladydeerheart1

3 жыл бұрын

I think we're not supposed to assume she's a she because it looks as though she's going for a non gender specific look.

@mrwascallyt9865

3 жыл бұрын

@@ladydeerheart1 either way her face is nightmare fuel . imagine waking up next to that without makeup . beauty may be skin deep but she's ugly to the bone .

@cleatusbarncoat8642

3 жыл бұрын

FBI Research Dept: “Elongated face and close-set eyes reflect genetic defects manifested in detachment from reality, inability to distinguish between right and wrong, complete lack of empathy and prone to violence...” Look it up.

It was the "former social media influencer" for me

@mrwascallyt9865

3 жыл бұрын

good for now . looking forward to ' sued for defamation , indicted on federal and state charges , convicted , imprisoned , .. inmate .' get the popcorn ready

@sarathompson2035

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 😅🤣😂

@theblade9024

3 жыл бұрын

On fire tonight! every joke a winner.

@noneofyourbusiness1034

3 жыл бұрын

I gave Colin a round of applause for that one.

@jrscisneros

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing joke.

Che and Jost are definitely the best part of snl recently

@pantherharri12224

3 жыл бұрын

facts

@BradenN_lx

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@easyriderrider4580

3 жыл бұрын

Which isn't saying much.. Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣

"Ugh, I get it lady- You're my type!" Michael, you good? 😂

Jost: "Former social media influencer" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@fattyginsberg4977

3 жыл бұрын

Boy ! He's not influencing anybody now ! Said no one on the F-ing planet.

@alh06

3 жыл бұрын

@@fattyginsberg4977 So funny....

@dustyniederriter7543

3 жыл бұрын

@Fatty. That’s where you are wrong fatty. There are a real 75+ million of us letting him take a break to rest up. We will be back. You really think joe got more votes than Obama. No way in hell. It was stolen. Wake up bud.

@JesusRamirez03

3 жыл бұрын

@@dustyniederriter7543 FBI is coming for you 😈

@billbrown8988

3 жыл бұрын

I think he got more votes cause the trash had to go out to the curb it was starting to smell

*If a twit can’t tweet on Twitter,* *Do they make a sound?* *How will we know they’re bitter,* *If we can’t see them unbound?*

"Seen here ignoring a toddler who feel through the ice" and "Former social media influencer" are at a tug-of-war for most genius joke.

"what does trump think he's being impeached for?"

@CoCoComet

3 жыл бұрын

Best bit of the whole segment, hands down

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

Everything.

@RamonRodriguez-hq7vn

3 жыл бұрын

His lack of command of the English language. The Queen really wants the real estate back, so she can bitch slap Donald back to hell.

No one: Absolutely _no one:_ Colin’s lock of hair: *TONIGHT’S MY NIGHT!!!*

@amalzuhair4495

3 жыл бұрын

Oof the attitude it was giving the whole segment, excuse me Divi much?

@suzylux

3 жыл бұрын

i noticed it too. it looks boyish and cute, like him :)

@logan16wol

3 жыл бұрын

And he wasn't wearing his wedding ring 😝

@hollerinannes7780

3 жыл бұрын

God isn’t it sexy 😩

@RoseisoutofherTOGA

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha 😂

I promise all of you. Not one person in this country cares if the stimulus package is bipartisan. As long as they get the money to pay their rent.

@cl20999

3 жыл бұрын

Or a PS5, I've been wanting one since launch.

@phatmantv

3 жыл бұрын

Or money to move since the debt in rent is too high to ever catch up.

@AR-rn8ok

3 жыл бұрын

Or money to buy two more tesla shares!

@sparklingdaisy3169

3 жыл бұрын

@@phatmantv If you have debt from rent will you be able to get another apartment somewhere else? Won't they check for a broken license?

@carlycrays2831

3 жыл бұрын

@@cl20999 A PS5 would be enough, yes.

The hit rate on these jokes was incredibly good!

From this time forward I'm gonna start referring to T * * * * as "former social media influencer" 😂

@taniaion7145

3 жыл бұрын

yup. best line of 2021. thanks jost!

@baileybreabenson4403

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, the funniest part!!

@shirleyrombough8173

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. And that Greene nut as that crazy Q anon lady.

@JesusRamirez03

3 жыл бұрын

Jost’s face after he said that 🤣

@smartknucklehead6283

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aa1-xcWMnZu3faQ.html Meanwhile, we all have forgotten that Joe Biden lied during the Georgian campaign for Senator Jon Ossoff and Senator Rev. Raphael Warnock regarding Americans needing help immediately in January 2021 of receiving $2,000 emergency checks. 😬

Colin Jost and Michael Che are one dynamic duo at SNL. I like to see them debate one another to decide which one is Batman and which one is Robin.

@Igaveyoumyfakename

3 жыл бұрын

You KNOW who the Batman is in this pair. And it's NOT Colin.

@eduardovillagomez3675

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously dude, Colin doesn't have it in him to be batman, it's Che

@ponchoandy

3 жыл бұрын

See, I disagree. Colin needs a new partner because Che is just not funny. He breaks constantly.

@camishavilme7402

3 жыл бұрын

Ponchoandy Colin breaks a lot too...

@Igaveyoumyfakename

3 жыл бұрын

@@ponchoandy: Since when does breaking equal "not funny" on this show? BTW, he's not "breaking" because he's not playing a character. He's just laughing at his own jokes. There is a difference.

I’ve never seen them do so many roasts in a row 🔥🔥🔥. I love it! 😃😃😃

@nonconsensualopinion

3 жыл бұрын

They were on fire tonight.

“Perfection” isn’t what we were looking for!” BRILLIANT!

Writing is fab this Episode.

"Worst inauguration ever. Poem barely rhymed." LMAO!

I want to see him testify as much as I wanted him to be dragged out of the WH by the secret service😆🤣

Burst into that trial like its the Maury Povich Show and you are not the father

This is probably one of the funniest WUs I've ever seen. Every bit was pretty killer.

“... has to be as blind as Stevie Wonder is pretending to be.” Audience: OOOOOOOOH

Every joke on point.

They did this one right. You could feel the discomfort when the jokes were true and reflective. Nice work snl. Thank you also writers different than Jimmy, Seth, Steven, and Trevor.

@RyouShi98

3 жыл бұрын

@Former Auror your point? Everybody knows those late night shows have at least a dozen staff writers each

@CorporalRusso

3 жыл бұрын

They paid their audience to laugh

Former social media influencer lmao Twitter is not the same without him

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, people can stand to be on it.

@annettehadley9718

3 жыл бұрын

Thank Goodness !

@worldcitizeng6507

3 жыл бұрын

the universe does NOT evolves around orange

@dafttool

3 жыл бұрын

*If a twit can’t tweet on Twitter,* *Do they make a sound?* *How will we know they’re bitter,* *If we can’t see them unbound?*

@remiscott9843

3 жыл бұрын

It was just for teenage girls before him...

"Former social media influencee, Donald Trump" 🤣🤣🤣

"Former Social Media Influencer Donald Trump”. A fact and a joke at the same time!

@5Ci0N

3 жыл бұрын

See you in 2024 👋

@pleinaire8698

3 жыл бұрын

@@5Ci0N even funnier!!!

@olive20ugochukwu87

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! He said it as it is! The TRUTH!. Now is over. Since he doesn't want to TESTIFY.! JAIL TIME!

Trump being described as "former social media influencer" was too funny. Great that he's not allowed to do that job either.

@behshadmohebali6234

3 жыл бұрын

I heard a better one: Home alone 2 extra, Donald Trump 😅😅😅

@Annie-zd6rn

3 жыл бұрын

Trump is miserable without Twitter. He's been reported trying to get his friends to tweet out his angry thoughts.🤣🤣🤣 I'm surprised he hasn't used Melania's or Don Jr account.

@1craley878

3 жыл бұрын

Ban the whole family. It's been so peaceful since he's been shut up. It's so funny that a company like Twitter is smart enough to know that the world is a better place without him using their product.

Greene looks like the mugshot of former child star. Best line about her

colin’s descriptions of mcconnell are SO funny

"ignoring a toddle who feel through the ice." lmfao!

I just like the fact that Colin and Che make equal opportunity jokes across the political spectrum.

@charliematson5793

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny you say that because they really dont.

@Celtic-Texan

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, maybe 10% softball jokes about one side, 90% deep cut into the other side. Sure, your comment seems legit....SMH.

"FORMER SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER" 🤣🤣🤣

She looks like marilyn manson with a blonde wig

@DunmoresMovieMania

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's transitioning to Caitlyn Jenner.

FORMER SOCIAL MEDIA I FLUENCER!! BWAHAHAHA

Michael's jokes were so on point, that the audience couldn't swallow them.

@bigcat47

3 жыл бұрын

On point for sure , tho I think we're just very numb at this point , maybe even a little insane , to what has happened up to now , were exhausted man , those jokes hit close stuff hits diffrent in 2021

@colaboytje

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigcat47 I mean for example his joke about Amazon. It was so on point, that the audience went 'oooohhhhh', as if they were offended, while it was a joke against Bezos.

@bigcat47

3 жыл бұрын

@@colaboytje I just think covid has made ppl pay attention more this last year than any other to what is going on and what is in the news

I wish the actual news was like this. It would be so much better.

I hope these two never leave SNL weekend update.. there have been other great ones to do it.. but there chemistry is absolutely amazing.. I just wish they’d right each other’s jokes more often skit

I swear I rewound that "Former Social Media Influencer" line 3 times. Lol!

CHE!!! 😂😂😂 god I really do love him so much

The only possible explanation for the pillow guy is that he moved on from coke to meth. Probably gonna use that defense in the trial.

this one was great, absolutely nailed this set

Great job SNL! This was HILARIOUS! Spot on with the "What does Trump think he's on trial for? " Lmao.

That Amazon joke was Gold, though... Lol. 🤣🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣

That Marjorie Taylor Greene is nuts. I hate everything about him.

Everytime you think Mike Lindell can't do any worse he somehow manages to find a bigger shovel

Political genius, social media genius,savvy people LOL 😆!!

Che got me with the "said Amazon workers" bit! 🤣😅🙈

Weekend update has rarely let down, really carries SNL

@bobloblaw3680

3 жыл бұрын

Weekend Update is biased af and SNL is trash

@batgurrl

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry, not since these two took over. The cold open it what carries the show

@alexanderbarnett4948

3 жыл бұрын

@@batgurrl it really can be a big hit or miss. These 2 arent perfect. The skits can be full but the chemistry and 1 on 1 jokes, like in this video, usually get a couple laughs

@batgurrl

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexanderbarnett4948 since they stopped doing regular recurring characters in the 2000’s it’s been going steadily downhill. Except for the cold opens, the debate parodies ,monologues and game show parodies its spotty. Unless it’s a guest who I think is great like Eddie Murphy or Chris Rock or Julia Louis Dreyfus I find it mostly boring or awkward. Weekend update is just ‘okay’ for me Bringing in Larry David to play Bernie Sanders WAS brilliant I must admit. I’m a huge CYE fan

colin seemed so different tonight...i hope that tall glass of white mocha is doing alright

@ciararose9978

3 жыл бұрын

@Anna well that’s part of it 💀

@phdt12

3 жыл бұрын

He seemed tired and pale.

@nickovach6123

3 жыл бұрын

Le...leslie?

@7n154

3 жыл бұрын

Well, the Tom & Jerry movie is coming out.

@logan16wol

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't wearing his wedding ring!!!

hahahaha. How long were your writers holding onto that OJ joke? I giggled

These jokes hit unlike last week great job!

These men have hit their stride and I'm completely here for it. They took no prisoners and it was hilarious.

Trump's name should always be proceeded by, "Former social media influencer"

I lost it at "Former Social Media Influencer"🤣🤣🤣

The first ever Impeachment of a “Former Social Media Influencer!” Wait a minute where is that in the constitution exactly?

The only Committee Green should be a part of, is the House Sasquatch Committee, where she would truly shine. The office for her Sasquatch Committee should be located in a nondescript broom closet within the Capitol. And once a week, she can brief Congress on the last known whereabouts of the elusive hide & seek champion. 😄

@baileybreabenson4403

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is amazing. Let's please make this happen

That Donald Trump joke was funny but true

Weekend Update never fails to make me lol & this one is no exception, but IS exceptional!

Seems like a lot of people missed that Amazon joke. Funny!!

this is when SNL is at their best: when there's true satirical bite to the jokes; gloves not fully off, but no punches pulled either--especially when well deserved. That Trump joke was perfect and there was a great back & forth energy between Che/Jost and the audience.

@seancase71

3 жыл бұрын

Normally SNL has a strong left bias, but this clip was actually pretty good. The bit about Biden inappropriately touching the economy like the many children he's touched live on cspan.

@DexterMorgan4ever

3 жыл бұрын

"Orange man bad" is getting old, time for some new propaganda... uhm, I mean, new material.

Former Social Media Influencer - Love Colin Jost

I think I speak for all of us when I say: “Come on, please?” 😂

It turns out Trump was lying when he referred to himself as a “very stable genius.”

@joshuascholar3220

3 жыл бұрын

sadface

@annettehadley9718

3 жыл бұрын

Say it Aint So... hahahaha

@CharlesHepburn2

3 жыл бұрын

He lied!?!?!?! Oh my gosh, this changes everything!!!!!!

@vandal280

3 жыл бұрын

S H O C K E D

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

Well, duh!

Colin is sooooooooo ❤️❤️❤️

Best title ever! “Former social medía influencer”.

@shirleyrombough8173

3 жыл бұрын

You're right. I've got to remember that.

This is some seriously funny shit.

Omg everything here is gold today lol

Not having twitter is KILLING that guy.

Lol we all know that Trump would self incriminate. He just can’t help himself.

An OJ Simpson joke on Weekend Update? Norm McDonald would be so proud.

Ok. This whole st was good. Michael's faces are priceless 🤣 😂

Former social media influencer 😂😂 he is the republican version of Billy McFarland with the election and insurrection his special version of the Frye Festival for government.

Damn no ones talking about the Amazon joke lol

@user-wy1zy5oj4i

3 жыл бұрын

Because these lames are addicted to talk about Trump.

I laughed out loud - literally - at numerous points. Good job! 😂👍

These two guys are getting funnier every week

Former social media influencer Donald Trump..... LMFAO

@bonghunezhou5051

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

It’s funny whenever the team from weekend update is changed it’s like ugh, we won’t like them. And then they wind up being the best part of the show.

@jodyhenning2128

3 жыл бұрын

1

Its Sunday Morning and I needed a good laugh.. thank you SNL. !

This was the best weekend update this year by far. Every segment was perfect!

One Biden joke? That’s all you got? amazing snl is still on the air

@salvinsam

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Goes to show you the real dictator. Make fun of the real dictator and you'll be cancelled.

Love Colin!

What a fire weekend update, nice job guys👏

"Former social media influencer..." I think that is my favorite so far.