“Are you prepared to see Donald Trump tear up some ass?” *probably the greatest SNL quote ever*

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Long i am now genuinely scared

@MadFrenzy582

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Long i actually laughed lol

@justincastillogayray

6 жыл бұрын

At this rate, I'm prepared to hear from the other 6 women with NDAs. I hope one of them is Tiffany Doe.

@NuncNuncNuncNunc

6 жыл бұрын

I had to pause because I'm still laughing. And as soon as stop, Colin in for the kill.

@lifeisreal11

6 жыл бұрын

Justin Long .. Vomiting

Is it just me, or is Weekend Update always the best part of the show every week?

@cocojinx5245

6 жыл бұрын

wirelesmike73 I agree. That's my favorite

@dockbuckyballz

6 жыл бұрын

Yup. I only watch SNL for it. 😊

@stephenbattalia7762

6 жыл бұрын

Agree!!!

@Saiyanprince1114

5 жыл бұрын

Dude, Weekend Update is the best part of the week

@sandrawilkersonphdlmftmcap1785

4 жыл бұрын

700th like

"Are you prepared for that!?" - Che

"I tell them what I told my high school girlfriend" joke and i died

@jodavi5763

3 жыл бұрын

Same

“The words coming out of my mouth were bad and that is because they came from my brain” 😂😂

"What if it's good?" 😂😂😂 best!!!

The _instant_ embarrassment and regret after that “rubbing me outside of my pants” line is genuinely so funny, the little hand wave like “calm down” was perfect

"What if it's good?! Are you prepared for that?!" - dying.

"I may not be good on camera, but behind the scenes im much worse" 😂

Kate McKinnon plays a masterful Betsy De-Lost!

@villehytonen7279

6 жыл бұрын

cmonkee100 She absolutely nailed it.

@tansywoods8947

6 жыл бұрын

cmonkee100 "cute little blacks"😂OMG, she makes me laugh.

@nj42396

6 жыл бұрын

For those who haven’t heard DeVos talk or communicate on TV, McKinnon is very spot on

@avedic

6 жыл бұрын

*"I think it's because I don't do a **_good_** job...and I can't...because I don't know how."* LOL! The timing and inflection in that delivery was pitch perfect. Kate McKinnon is easily SNL's best asset. She's by far the funniest person on the show.

@nrodry76

6 жыл бұрын

Dead on!

Every time a trump official leaves Oompa Loompas should have to come out and sing a lesson song.

@Chunkboi

6 жыл бұрын

Joe S They have a restraining order against President 💩.

@TieraOwens

6 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@Tsupek

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chunkboi nah nah they planning to sue him for destruction of likeness

Kate McKinnon nails it every time . I hope she never leaves SNL

@zoejean-charles1656

2 жыл бұрын

Boy do I have bad news for you

This killed me, the teenage abstinence, NC, and "Mexican food" jokes especially. Come to think of it though, it's kinda awkward that Kate McKinnon plays Trumps entire cabinet. What are they going to do if Jeff Sessions gets into a dispute with Kellyanne?

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

Haru17 lol cant wait for how they play that

@hansakkerman2611

6 жыл бұрын

Haru17 split screen?

@justincastillogayray

6 жыл бұрын

it would have to be taped in advance unless they do it live like when Fallon plays 2 Travoltas in April or when Jan Hooks did the Twin Peaks sketch.

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

darknightoftroy yeh it was a cold opening

@justincastillogayray

6 жыл бұрын

You are correct. It aired in December and even I rewound the skit to see how much time she had to change clothes. I think it was 3 minutes at least.

Kate McKinnon is HIGHLY talented.

@shantoreywilkins651

6 жыл бұрын

Snatched. ❗❗❗❗❗

@davidhutchinson5233

6 жыл бұрын

She really is brilliant....unbridled talent.

@tansywoods8947

6 жыл бұрын

Snatched. She can do EVERYTHING 🌟

@winterdream5710

6 жыл бұрын

Was in tears laughing at that Devos impersonation!

@avedic

6 жыл бұрын

*"I think it's because I don't do a **_good_** job...and I can't...because I don't know how."* LOL! The timing and inflection in that delivery was pitch perfect. Kate McKinnon is easily SNL's best asset. She's by far the funniest person on the show.

That high school joke was epic, like i feel bad now for my past actions lol

"I may not be very good on camera, but behind the scene my ideas are much worse" - that is like everyone in the white house right now

SNL brilliant. This administration is quite possible the best thing to ever happen to SNL, but the worst thing to happen to the USA.

@earnesttbass8107

6 жыл бұрын

Glenn Anderson , wow the ignorance is astonishing.... snowflakes need to go to SNL to get there fake news not funny fix for the day.. CNN MSNBC do the same thing.. you people do realize you have TDS don't you😃😂😁, too funny. melting snowflakes everywhere. it's good spring is around the corner..

@lordbyron6293

6 жыл бұрын

Fitton the 3rd Wow...fake news? So what does the "real" news say, and where are you getting it from?

@danielhood4062

6 жыл бұрын

lord Byron , so you are saying SNL is real news?

@lordbyron6293

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Hood you lumped them together...obviously SNL is a comedy show. Still waiting to hear where you get your real news from.

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

Fitton the 3rd Right, CNN, SNL, MSNBC and the American people are all wrong, while the unregistered sex offender in the WhiteHouse is right. In the Alt-Reality only. Cult45; you do realize that cults never end well.

"You know what we do right?" LOL keepin' things in perspective with Michael Che haha

Hahahahaha! Michael C. “Are you prepared to see that, he’s 6’3”...” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I'm sure he's going to take it on the ... no chin" Had me dying laffin'

"Just like mi abuela used to make" 😅

@davidalexander3320

4 жыл бұрын

What's funny is I only knew what that meant because of Dora the Explorer

@fgp0032

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidalexander3320 HAHAHAHA

@jcalahanp

3 жыл бұрын

I love how Colin clearly intentionally put NO flavor on that line

"We are working hard to ensure that all schools are safe learning environments for guns!"

@nyetled1740

6 жыл бұрын

yes, the people of Russia, Ukraine and the Baltic states could have done with them during the 20's and 30's

The macaroni card from Eric 😂😂😂😂

@intruda119

6 жыл бұрын

aGE 34

@jacksparrowismydaddy

6 жыл бұрын

I still love his reaction to the fidget spinner spinning. the guy who plays is hilariously perfect

@dibblydooda7604

6 жыл бұрын

I sure am glad Tom Perez will be telling us who to vote for in 2020 ...

@jianyi8220

6 жыл бұрын

Jessica Pisetsky ii

@angganda2195

6 жыл бұрын

When it read 34. LOL!

The sad part is that the parody seems more sane than BatShit Crazy DeVos

@nhcharmedone

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao I was thinking the same.

@MarquessaBuffy

6 жыл бұрын

Syed Rashid Mehmood Well she is, so it’s hard to play her as less sane. You have two choices there, she either goes full on caricature OR she winks at the camera. She went for the latter, and said what we all think. As if Betsy really knows she’s bad at her job or cares. Betsy has always had an agenda and the $ to push it. Now she’s finally in charge of changing the thing she wanted to change and it’s biting her on the ass.

@stormwatcher59

6 жыл бұрын

Well, that's kinda how it is with this administration....

The Secret Service needs to have a detail protecting Kate 24/7, the woman is a national treasure

My weekend has been officially updated.

@nyetled1740

6 жыл бұрын

aww, tv the lifeblood of the lefty

@stinkinminkin3745

6 жыл бұрын

Nyet Led lol fuck you people acting like you're better than everybody

@nyetled1740

6 жыл бұрын

we are

*"I think it's because I don't do a **_good_** job...and I can't...because I don't know how."* LOL! The timing and inflection in that delivery was pitch perfect. Kate McKinnon is easily SNL's best asset. She's by far the funniest person on the show.

I'd watch Weekend Update JUST to hear Colin and Che react to each other's jokes.

"And in North Carolina stop being trans... " 😂😂😂 That is basically the attitude of the entire Trump administration. As a transgender man I appreciate that joke!

@joelando1559

2 жыл бұрын

You may appreciate it but you're dim, like a bulb in a brown out. Lacking any real consistency like a low fiber diet. Short of any kind of clue Col. Mustard in the billiard room with a candle stick, when all along it was Mrs Peacock in the kitchen with a gun. There was never a single moment where President Trump spoke out against trans people or gays. That was the media twisting things and omitting full stories to cherry pick words that fit their agenda. Like when they said he hated Mexicans because he said Mexicans were disgusting animals. Funny though, he never said that. He said ms13 gang members were disgusting animals. Matter of fact he endorsed gay marriage. Do us all a favor, pull your head outta your ass and open your eyes. It truly seems like all you folks who hate Trump hate him because you wait like a good lil bitch of a dog for your masters, the leftist media. You wait for them to feed you the information they expect you to regurgitate with zero accountability. #bitchonaleash

@Charlie-uz8vb

2 жыл бұрын

You will never be a man.

“What if it’s good?” HILARIOUS. LMAO. 🤣

The National Walkout Day joke was really good! Did not see that coming, very smart and funny.

@ryanvanhook1055

6 жыл бұрын

Simon James shut the fuck up. All those kids should be suspended.

@stinkoshatter-shield2096

6 жыл бұрын

okay calm down lets not get straight into the aggressive behaviour and how about we give people the right to protest but then again restricting that right has always gone down well hasn't it

@JoveJoved

6 жыл бұрын

Those walkouts were the joke.

@JoveJoved

6 жыл бұрын

About 99% of those kids just wanted an excuse to get out of class.

@goonaffliated7

6 жыл бұрын

School walkouts allowed by the govt. consider that maybe our govt doesn't find that threatening whatsoever

historic SNL shows

@pablobadra7375

6 жыл бұрын

textbook youtube quality reply, well done

@IMSiegfried

6 жыл бұрын

? and except that you're not allowed to comment in Russia. ;-D

@IMSiegfried

6 жыл бұрын

English, please.

@jbolo5378

6 жыл бұрын

Angela Siegfried ,да товарищ

Kate McKinnon is awesome.

@avedic

6 жыл бұрын

*"I think it's because I don't do a **_good_** job...and I can't...because I don't know how."* LOL! The timing and inflection in that delivery was pitch perfect. Kate McKinnon is easily SNL's best asset. She's by far the funniest person on the show.

Walmart's robot bees = Already saw that Black Mirror episode. It didn't end well.

Walmart is turning into an episode of Black Mirror...

@GR_BackingTracks

6 жыл бұрын

Coincidence!? I think not.

@LadyCeag840

6 жыл бұрын

I, for one, can confirm that theory....

@dj4650

6 жыл бұрын

This comment won my heart and mind. Season 4 needs to start with a discount box store episode- fire!

@jeliarra

6 жыл бұрын

This country is an episode of Black Mirror.

@akasha69eyes

6 жыл бұрын

MythicTyrant my thoughts exactly

OMG, Kate has Betsy DeVos down cold! (Also the most accurate interview ever.) "safe learning environments for guns." LOL

You hear Michael @3:01 say wHaT💀💀💀

Perfect Devos. I'm sad to say.

All of it so true that it is really scary.

@shantoreywilkins651

6 жыл бұрын

DrDread 🇺🇸🔬🎯

@BigBadJerryRogers

6 жыл бұрын

That Trump still has supporters is beyond comprehension. They sure are showing the rest of us, boy were we wrong to call them stupid inbreds.

@ChrainChracks

6 жыл бұрын

Trump did not fire mccabe stupid, the fbi did for leaking, do your research and stop getting news from a libtard comedy act.

@DrWoodyII

6 жыл бұрын

Chrain Chracks: You really should pull your head out of that dark place where you seem to keep it and do your own research. You won't get real news from Sean Hannity, nor from Alex Jones, nor on Fox News in general. There is nothing wrong with being a Trump supporter if that is the way your IQ takes you. However, attacking others who point out reality is a little over the top. Don't you think?

@ChrainChracks

6 жыл бұрын

IQ? lmfao and you think everything in this vid is true? Oh and I am not a conservative moron, nor a libtard. I am an informed American who does real research and does not watch shitnightlive and think it is true. Fuckin carpet brain.

OMG she is PERFECT as DeVos! GO KATE!

Omg, Kate is awesome!

2:16 I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THAT!!

Michael's immigrant joke not landing was, by far, one of the funniest moments I've seen in a hot second. Totally deserved some audience laughter but they were not having it

Can SNL be just these 3 from now on. They are all so awesome.

How did Kate McKinnon keep a straight face through that DeVos interview? 😂😂😂😂😂

"Yeah, but you're still Domino's...."

I made a mistake. I was drinking coffee when McKinnon said "I may not be good on camera but behind the scenes, my ideas are much worse."

I love Sunday mornings, watching SNL is a good way to start the day! Everyone is having such a good time! 👏👍😁😂🤣

Walmart must've missed that Black Mirror episode

@smiller2044

6 жыл бұрын

8 T maybe...

There's nothing Kate Mckinnon can't do.

These 2 guys play off each other so good.

2:29 Collin's reaction is perfect.

robot bees pollinating flowers *black mirror flashbacks* *Fall Into Me by Alev Lenz starts playing*

Whether leftwing or rightwing, this was funny and got a thumbs up from me.

The Betsy got me weak 😂😂😂😂

The last line in this clip is 😆

2:17 "are you prepared to see Donald Trump tear up some ass?" 😂💀💀💀

Michael Che! 😍

Weekend Update has become the funniest part of the entire hour and a half that is SNL.

Omg I love that Kate played it completely straight.

Or, Don Jr. is passing all of his assets off to his wife because he's aware that he's about to go to jail.

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

Kallie Smith Oh my gosh. Plot twist

@ArielCotton

6 жыл бұрын

he's not that smart. the trump men don't trust woman. especially with their money

@shay2218

6 жыл бұрын

I think the packet of powder was her last straw. "Ok- I'm out, not worth it". She made a wise choice.

@gwen3010

6 жыл бұрын

They should freeze all of his assets until the investigation is over.

@cmike123

6 жыл бұрын

That is really good, but maybe too smart for the Trumps. But maybe one of their lawyers thought that up. Now I'm intrigued...

Kate M. is ALWAYS on 🔥 fire!!!

One of the funniest ever. I come here to get my news. Sigh.

These weekend updates are probably the only thing keeping me sane right now

6:30 Did they not see Black Mirrior? No! invest in bee farms and helping farmers keep their bees safe.

@puntabachata

6 жыл бұрын

Ariel Cotton safe from Monsanto and Dow, the FDA, the (now defunct) EPA and all the politicians in their pockets

@TheJrbdog

6 жыл бұрын

Aren't the FDA and EPA good? And isn't the EPA, like, still a thing?

6:43...is...isn't that the plot of an episode of black mirror? An episode in which... *SPOILER ALERT* Everyone fucking dies??? Like no thanks Walmart I'll pass.

@wirelesmike73

6 жыл бұрын

Just another example of how shockingly out of touch the vomit-inducingly wealthy really are. I'm sure they were way to busy being just disgustingly filthy rich to watch the shows that the rest of the world watch. God forbid they ever get any of that mediocrity on them.

@haroldwhite5761

6 жыл бұрын

How do we stop the hackable robot bees?

@leviathan6626

6 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that exact same thing like uhhh no thanks

@wirelesmike73

6 жыл бұрын

Honey Bees are an invasive species anyway. They are starving out other native pollinators as it is and their numbers are starting to increase since 2015. We don't "need" them anyway, let alone ROBOT ones. Aren't the Africanized Killer Bees bad enough?!? Jeez, Walmart! WTF?!?! Sorry but, the more I think about it the more it's actually kind of starting to fucking freak me out.

@mayaisfiya3214

6 жыл бұрын

Mskittenlover12 OH MY GOD YES

The bit about Trump's desk turned out to age brilliantly! Jost practically described the files found at Mar-a-Lago exactly!

Kate's DeVos... :)

Holy crap, robot bees was a Black Mirror episode. So much could go wrong! Why don't we just not kill the real bees we still have, Monsanto????

@puntabachata

6 жыл бұрын

Harold White and DOW and the FDA and the (former) EPA and their Klan of bought and paid for politicians

The walkout day joke! Also, Walmart need to stop. Stealing ideas from Black Mirror is a stupid idea

Hahahahahaha "mi abuela" fucking dead hahahahaha!!!

Dudes, whoever wrote this skit was on fire!!! Laughs galore!!

These guys are good. Jost is just perfect.

Ha, these guys are incredibly funny. The jokes do not even have to be about Trump, those ones write themselves.

@nyetled1740

6 жыл бұрын

shut up, bender

@haunebu2360

6 жыл бұрын

Trump bashing is so old

@mbolduc

4 жыл бұрын

SNL hasn't made a funny political joke in 40 years. Stop fluffing these losers for their worst event

By far my favourite part of SNL

this whole episode was on fire. omfg it was so good and definitely one of my favorite episodes ever

The only good thing about Betsy is SNL ripping on her. She makes it so easy

Great job Kate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Kate McKinnon killed that devos impersonation . lol

I like that Home Alone reference

Colin is so cute ❤️

@soni8995

6 жыл бұрын

gi822 ....Yeah, he's rubbing off on me. ;)

@tansywoods8947

6 жыл бұрын

gi822 he's adorable! When preppy Colin said "just like mi abuela used to make", I died😂

@valenciadale3506

6 жыл бұрын

So did I.

"You know what we do here, right?"

What if it's good! Had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

OMG, Joost line about stop rubbing the outside of my pants had me ROFL.

I love how Betsy tries to clarify points. Like how she tried to clarify on Twitter that 60 Minutes didn't show how bad at her job she really is.

any irony in the fact that a porn star has a NON-DISCLOSURE agreement!

I’m laughing so hard. This was such an amazing episode.

That was soooo. Frickin hilarious. I could not stop laughing.

Walmart is the Umbrella Corporation from Resident Evil. If you imagine that in all the games and movies , UC originated as Walmart, it'll all make sense.

@haroldwhite5761

6 жыл бұрын

Amazon for runner-up Umbrella Corp. Bees and Amazon foretold by Black Mirror

So I guess Walmart watches Black Mirror

"Well, I - I think that the problem is that the words that were coming out of my mouth were bad. And that is because they came from my brain." That is me every time I raise my hand in class thinking I know the answer.

This was hilarious!!!

I'm not sure who Kate can't parody. So funny!

A skit is great, then Kate comes on and you have to reset your Great Detector. She is so great it confuses me :)

This week's clips were so good...I didn't know what to click on first!!!

Seriously they are the best duo for weekend update ever

The Betsy devos impersonation is brilliant!! She is actually that dumb people haha

2:46 that's not what he told Scarlett Johansson

Awe that was Awesome 👏

What a terrific Weekend Update. Thanks again, Colin, Michael, Kate, and SNL … very funny (and realistic) stuff! ♥