"Nailed it!" I'm dying lol

@sethsegal8333

6 жыл бұрын

E Lee bruh they literally had that whole recurring bit with the “Bar Mitzvah Boy” that was just spoofing Jewish stereotypes the entire time. Also they’ve had Larry David on a whole bunch and he’s basically a walking talking Jew joke. I’m Jewish by descent so this sort of stuff just makes me laugh

@saitamatrash2527

6 жыл бұрын

E Lee they make jokes about everyone why are you so damn sensitive? They have crossed every line.

@AnonURnot

6 жыл бұрын

E Lee Jews are pretty white to me.

@_thea8099

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew 26:47- 27:54

@eshaffer55

6 жыл бұрын

Dude, the joke about the Passion of the Christ WAS about Jews. Nailed it.

Kenan: "You had us at a free boat trip" Me: *has asthma attack*

@magnummax78

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison Donaldson, you know, I've thumbed through few history books for middle school kids, and that's pretty much how they make most of America's rich history in chattel slavery look like to kids today. It's even worse the way the gloss over the mere mention of Native Americans, let alone their role of the history of our great nation. You know, I've never not believed, as a nation, that we can't grow past sins, but clearly ignorance, willful or otherwise, won't work. I understanding true things helps you understand new things. In the backdrop, overarching us all, we are all more than just citizens. WE ARE FAMILY. In every sense of the word; and yes, sometimes we will need you to laugh with us at the delusion created by our dichotomies. NOW YOU WANT TO CLUTCH YOUR PEARLS!! I say, "...then hold my hand." BTW, make sure you register to vote...

@YeviCoulson

6 жыл бұрын

magnummax78 i read the big letters an would like to say in response to them heyo my brother or sister # jennerequality

@YeviCoulson

6 жыл бұрын

Why must we type paragraphs containing big Words

@magnummax78

6 жыл бұрын

CEOofFRESH1, I was referring to school books from The Michigan/Minnesota area. Since I have advanced degrees, I take the time to help my younger cousins with their homework and I've had my jaw dropped so hard by the lack of useful information about these periods for our children to reflect upon. For example, that region has a RICH history of Native American lore. Some of their history goes so far back, but has a lot to help children understand why things happened the way they did. Even today, Drumpf is about to literally give away millions of acres of public lands, a lot of it sacred to local tribes, yet we don't even mention it in the news. It's NOWHERE. Not even in the region in which it's taking place!! We treat this people like a footnote. Children of today should know why that's bad. They should be taught pieces of those languages, so that they are not lost. To most of you, I'm talking about some group of people WAAAAY over there that has nothing to do with you, or our history as a nation. Meanwhile, they know as I do, WE ARE ALL FAMILY! The balance of respect between our separate parts has been broken (and left on repaired) for all the wrong reasons. If you think not talking about what happened to the protester at DAPL wasn't a big deal, it only strengthen my point. In our attempt to act like everything is ok, it's wrong to not speak of the mistakes we STILL make in relating to our my different, but important, parts. Without Native Americans our government would look much different. As we formed it, we sought the advice of Native American Chieftains in ways to maintain peace between there many factions (states). They had functioning governments long before there was a United States.

@magnummax78

6 жыл бұрын

CEOofFRESH1, Obummer was never Obama's name. Drumpf is the name his mostly German grandfather turned into Trump. I believe the difference in intent worth pointing out. I'm calling him who he REALLY is, but it also just happens that is WHAT he is, also. Obummer was really more of a racist thing. In my opinion, Obama was more of a Republican than a Democrat. If you don't believe me, you can check the policy, but I digress... Anyway, I live in Los Angeles. These are merely things that I noticed. While I admit not knowing the roles and principles of Native American governance is a bit obscure, it is no less true for the telling, and my point is the Greeks and Romans were not the only ones to run government in this way. Native politics were equally intricate. Possibly, not even the first. More of Native American tradition is being lost, and it feels wrong, because, as I said before, WE ARE ALL FAMILY!! The how is not important, only the truth of it. We have deeper wells history and knowledge. In our society, different groups are becoming more isolated. This isn't good for either groups. Native American tribes, even from each other, were often very different not just in customs, but in appearances, as well. Yet, they managed to forge understandings of mutual importance with one another, and managed peace that lasted for CENTURIES!! Most of it was done through politics. They elected representatives to speak on behalf of the Chief, or the whole tribe. Please, study these things. The "one man, one vote", principle was HARDLY Roman or Greek in origin. That is the major difference in the Native American way of governance, but always reach consensus. This idea was behind the creation of the Electoral College, and why it is enshrined in the Constitution never to be removed.

“Today marks the start of “Okay, but what about a white history month?” “ Right off the bat a great joke

@waynerembert3116

4 жыл бұрын

Literally, said by nobody.

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

@@waynerembert3116 I said it in a class with a high content of... well my class was definitely more mixd intellects

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

@Thor The God Of Thunder, Hoes, and Beer what the heck hoagie? Why are you throwing insults like jucy smoolyay...

@dalinkwent202

4 жыл бұрын

@@waynerembert3116 "Literally, said by nobody."

@suzannereilman4516

4 жыл бұрын

Jackinabox ...GOOD SHIIIITE..:)!!!

"Nailed it!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@aspenbexely5806

5 жыл бұрын

1k like

@DH-uw3us

5 жыл бұрын

Nailed it being corny lol.

@TelikiMouse

4 жыл бұрын

Double joke lol.

Child support was due on the first😂😂

@jamiegarcia7863

6 жыл бұрын

jonathan boisrond I don't get it.

@chuckstr951

6 жыл бұрын

jonathan boisrond I didn't get that one tbh

@veek.6463

6 жыл бұрын

He was saying most guys who are seriously into football don't have much going for them, are divorced likely and don't have their kids around. Was sorta calling out a stereotype of white American men who run around in jerseys and don't really have much going.... Was reminding them to pay child support.

@veek.6463

6 жыл бұрын

Jamie I am a Garcia, too. I married a Garcia. I never thought I would change my last name but that's the best last name ; ) my Tibetan Buddhist teacher's name is Garchen. My maiden last name was Gar. So now ai am the Gar CIA!

@jamiegarcia7863

6 жыл бұрын

Vee K. OH LOL TY but what exactly did the Jew joke mean?

“You crossed the wrong guy” was great but then he follows with “Nailed it!” Priceless.

@oldrrocr

Жыл бұрын

that there is some Lampoon work...

@susanarnold4445

10 ай бұрын

Always!

“Sex dolls don’t have toe tags, Willie!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pseudotasuki

5 жыл бұрын

That *is* what they always say!

@misophone

2 жыл бұрын

@@pseudotasuki 😭😭

"it's a great story; I have mental issues" A Relatable Legend

_”What about a white history month?”_ *_LMFAO!_*

@TheRealBizWiz

6 жыл бұрын

Humble Bugg Hahaha! That’s awesome dude! Yeah he definitely is.

@tommyfitzgerald5912

5 жыл бұрын

April

@waynerembert3116

4 жыл бұрын

I've never seen anybody say this and I live in the south.

@gitano045

4 жыл бұрын

It's called the Nascar Series.. 😂

@gkus7008

4 жыл бұрын

@@waynerembert3116 I have and I've lived in the south

Lost it at "...unless Jesus has the line "you crossed the wrong guy."

@bluerox3

6 жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@hailmary7283

6 жыл бұрын

I know. I couldn't believe it didn't get a bigger laugh.

@XXniccloXX

6 жыл бұрын

Mitch Butcher yes fuck all gods. It's all bullshit

@jimbobeire

6 жыл бұрын

You think people don't ridicule Mohammed? Course they do. But comedians generally don't make jokes that the audience won't get. Can you name a Hollywood movie about his life though? Would most Americans have a clue about the supposed life of Mohammed and how he supposedly 'ascended'. If there was a joke about some guy ascending on a winged horse would you even get the reference? Everyone gets the crucifixion joke. For Islam, you're lost for joke material after bacon, child marriage, burqas, and in recent years, terrorism.

@TCt83067695

6 жыл бұрын

Auriam Oh i get it now

A slavery joke and a necrophilia joke yet somehow Kenan makes it palatable through this character

@SpooksMcGhie

6 жыл бұрын

*necrophilia joke

@noahhurley-abelew6536

6 жыл бұрын

Spooks McGhie , edit button. Those kind of jokes are always palatable.

@SpooksMcGhie

6 жыл бұрын

dog on dog rape doesn't count

@SpooksMcGhie

6 жыл бұрын

#metoo

@foggylenses91

4 жыл бұрын

spencer kleiman when slavery was still a thing? That’s the point

'Whether you're a Pats fan or an Eagles fan remember; child support was due on the 1st."

@samaanfaridjoo593

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it.

@F5_cena

6 жыл бұрын

salmon fish well youtube can't help with that.

@wisco9er536

5 жыл бұрын

@@samaanfaridjoo593 if you cant even understand simple jokes like these then WHAT ARE YOU DOING WATCHING SNL

@hunterhatcher6874

4 жыл бұрын

Samaan Faridjoo it means that people who are divorced (making a joke about eagles and patriots being divorced and by themselves) have to pay the one in custody of the child and help pay for their needs.

@benjaminmurray455

3 жыл бұрын

Child support jokes are oddly hilarious 😂😂😂

I like Pete just goes on and is funny. He doesn't play a character. He just goes on. Its pretty great.

@callmeonkeshiasphone

6 жыл бұрын

Yareyous But is it?

@AnonURnot

6 жыл бұрын

Yareyous ehh

@thefoss7759

6 жыл бұрын

Yareyous he acts like he's happy!! He ain't!!

@noahhurley-abelew6536

6 жыл бұрын

His character is himself.... Still uses writers.

@JackMFromBoca

6 жыл бұрын

I’d like him more if he didn’t have that stupid tattoo

NAILED IT p.s. best use of “nailed it” ever

@trevorfraley1744

6 жыл бұрын

I just got this!

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Too on the nose.. and the screen name isn't lost on me

@jamesscott3816

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@lgd6809

3 жыл бұрын

I just got it. 🤔

"Six more weeks of leaving your oven door open for HEAT!" Grew up broke as all hell and that joke was the truth lol

@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798

3 жыл бұрын

Getting dressed for school in the kitchen in front of the stove but somehow smell like kerosene in first period damn

@myguykaikai9215

3 жыл бұрын

@@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 kerosene stove? Damn. I guess we were lucky to have electric. We wore winter jackets to bed and had to chip ice from around the door in the morning to get out.

@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/g6h3pdN7hczcaaQ.html

@sixteennumberthree5544

3 жыл бұрын

Poor people are hilarious!!

@franklucasrichburgmuzik2798

3 жыл бұрын

@@sixteennumberthree5544 poor is a mindset, a phase that can be overcome. But being a condescending bitch that laughs at peoples misfortunes because u probaly got a silver spoon in your ass cant be changed believe that

The “you had us at a free boat trip” joke threw me over the edge

i love colin’s reaction to the camera pinning to him right after che said “okay but what about a white history month”

@Black_pearl_adrift

2 жыл бұрын

And he just threw up his hands in defeat 😭😭

"Well excuse me, Michael! But do you really think that the grand nephew of Prince HAKUNA MATATA would fall for a scam?" Kenan Thompson is hilarious!

Watching Colin and Michael try to keep their shit together at each other's jokes is hilarious

Colin's joke was dead, but we'll check on it in three days, just to be sure

@candiflarrie6861

5 жыл бұрын

HIS JOKE ISN"T THERE ANYMORE

@amystabenow1189

4 жыл бұрын

Bravo Colin bravo Tina..

@anisa7591

4 жыл бұрын

Duuuuuude. XD

@smallbeanmusic2187

4 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@emilykimurwa1423

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

that little off camera “nailed it” had me dying 💀😭

My peacock is seldom emotionally supportive.

@Whodat

6 жыл бұрын

Diane Patten mine is physically abusive

The way the “nailed it!” was off screen made it funnier than it should be

Free boat trip ?!!! That's criminally hilarious

Extra dark writing this episode, I love it.

'Oh ah I punched a door, its a really good story. You see, I have mental problems.' XD

"You had us at a free boat trip" I just realized that was a joke about slavery oml😂😂

--Pete: "Oh, I punched a wall. It's a funny story. See, I have mental problems." --Colin: "....." --Pete: "...that was the story." That was great! I'm gonna have to use that some time.

the willie bit is great dark comedy.

I love Pete. I wanna give him a hug.

the Willie skit was so fucked up for SNL lolllllllllllll

@samanthanickson6478

6 жыл бұрын

A. Wiggins constellations on a mattress? ewww!

@noahhurley-abelew6536

6 жыл бұрын

How so? Normal for his character and SNL.

"Oh good. A bird's inside."

I need an emotional support peacock and I need it now

@helenchristie6530

6 жыл бұрын

DanielxDream you’re not the only one!

@simransangha8668

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@ubuntumike5794

6 жыл бұрын

I have a cock it's a not pea though incase anyone interested😁 I swear I'm not normally like this

@lindlhubbard2513

6 жыл бұрын

DanielxDream you are in luck! I’m staying at a peacock farm and we have one for sale!

@lindlhubbard2513

6 жыл бұрын

DanielxDream or four or five for sale.....who knew there was such a big market! I’ve just been harvesting their tail feathers!

Michael Che' trying not to laugh = PRICELESS

"I punched a door, it's a really good story, you see I have mental problems" Me after I have a mental breakdown and people ask what happened

“No one’s ever used the phrase: oh good, a bird’s inside...”

Kenan is such a good straight man it's easy to forget that he's also a master goofball.

We need more Pete Davidson in skits!!

@tinahighfield2667

6 жыл бұрын

SwingVoteDoll Right! I don't understand why he isn't in skits more, he is so funny.

@tedderjason

6 жыл бұрын

"Zero talent like Samberg or Sandler" LMAOOOO bruh

@NJP695

6 жыл бұрын

Tina Highfield the inside joke is that he doesn’t write enough sketches for himself because all of his skits are trash; but in reality probably one of the strongest SNL writers

@AnonURnot

6 жыл бұрын

Tina Highfield ehh

@wadewilson8924

6 жыл бұрын

Juantarde I think Sandler and samberg were honestly way better with more to offer even if they were one note. Whenever Pete Davidson gets screen time it just feels like they are doing him a favor.

Collin was on a roll!

"You crossed the wrong guy" Man it took a while to stop laughing

Collin going to hell. Glad he's taking us with him.

@chaosmark101

6 жыл бұрын

"NAILED IT"

@kendomyers

6 жыл бұрын

Gonna be full of rock stars, porn stars, and comedians. Hell is gonna be great. But it will also be full of politicians popes, and priests so...

@catherineleary9462

6 жыл бұрын

Morty Sanchez "The floor of Hell is paved with the skulls of bishops". St. Athanasius,council of Nicea A.D. 325 (attributed)

@kendomyers

6 жыл бұрын

Catherine Leary So youre saying the bishops (and I assume politicians) won't bother the rock star/porn star/comedian party in hell because they've been used as a building material? Awesome! Hell is gonna be great!

@catherineleary9462

6 жыл бұрын

Morty Sanchez 😂😂😂

These two just keep proving why they're my favorite WU anchors...their interplay is hysterical

@shirleyrombough8173

3 жыл бұрын

- I thought you wrote "mystical" at first. That might work too.

"Dolls don't have toe tags, Willie." I'm dead! LOL 😂😂😂

The showering rat is so adorable.

@tomaskuli177

6 жыл бұрын

mdudegamer His skin is probably irritated.

@blablabarb

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, animal cruelty is soooooo adorable and it's not a rat

@Onorrie

6 жыл бұрын

sedavenp most people don’t know the story behind the video so it looks cute, chill out with the ‘im better than you’ vibes

@mdudegamer

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah I see now why it's not okay, but I wouldn't if I hadn't looked it up.

@noahhurley-abelew6536

6 жыл бұрын

Huh. No idea what the backstory is. So much for laughing at it now.

This shit is gold 🤣

Pete, just remember that we love you.

"Black history, is American history" - Morgan Freeman

@whiteshaq0172

5 жыл бұрын

Bar San that is why we are supposed ignore idiots, if we pay attention to them too much we won’t advance. Morgan freeman still has a perfect record👌🏼

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

Best way to end racism... quit talking about it yall. - a paraphrase of *Morgan freeman*

@kormagogthedestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I am sure that someone with the name "DESTROY white supremacy BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY" will have an interesting insightful opinion on this topic.

Unless Jesus says "you crossed the wrong guy" 🤣🤣 Nailed it!!! 🤣🤣

You crossed the wrong guy😂😂😂😂 nailed it!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He crossed and nailed the joke

@magnummax78

6 жыл бұрын

Guitar Assasin, 😂🤣

I judge any Weekend Update by how well Colin and Che are able to crack each other up, which makes this among the best in their tenure.

Not gunna lie, this was one of the best Weekend Updates in a while.

You had us at Boat Trip!

Kenan Thompson as a National Treasure

@tejaswoman

6 жыл бұрын

Spooks McGhie - Clearly you are using some strange new sense of the word treasure in which it means "steaming pile of dung."

@SpooksMcGhie

6 жыл бұрын

tejaswoman k

That cancer joke killed me.

@aguyandhiscomputer

6 жыл бұрын

You Don't Know Me It also killed the guy's wife.

@favoredexistentialcrisis5881

5 жыл бұрын

@@aguyandhiscomputer it was his daughter

We need more Pete Davidson skits on SNL! I love his deadpan style. And I'm still laughing over the cross and nail jokes. Jost and Che are perfect for Weekend Update.

“NAILED IT!” i died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You "crossed" the wrong guy 😂 NAILED IT!!!

Emotional support Grey Goose lol

Pete is me - "I have mental problems" 😂😂😂😂

You had us at free boat trip 😂 Excellent Weekend Update

😂😂😂 I'm dying!!! Oh goodness these two!!! Pete is such a dork... I love them

"you crossed the wrong guy" lol "nailed it" dead

Jesus:” you crossed the wrong guy “ I had to tell Jesus I was sorry ... I laughed hard! Always smile when I see Pete Davidson..

'Presidents day is coming. You know what that means: mattress sales.' As opposed to which day of the year?... Have you seen a mattress store that doesn't have a 'Sale' 365 days a year?

"You had us at free boattrip"

*HEY LADY, TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF...IM PETE DAVIDSON!* And that’s how he started dating Ariana

Colin Jost...you owe me a new monitor... "NAILED IT!"

Free boat trip. Nailed it. Tuff and cold. Love it

Keenan just has to make that smile he does, and I start laughing. Its a really great cast this year.

Che, and Collin are the BEST and are hilarious!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 Pete is hilarious too!!!

This has got to be the closest Kenan has ever been to keeping a straight face in a sketch, and the only way he's able to do it is by playing a goofy character that smiles all the time, gj lol

"Presidents day is coming, that means mattress sales!" Willie freakin kills me

I was watching this while on a bus, and when Colin Jost said "Nailed it" I had to hold in my laugh, and i started to cramp up.

You had us at free boat trip... lol not ok

@callmeonkeshiasphone

6 жыл бұрын

Alexandria Evans the “jk” was implied😉

@themanofconstantsorrowelia1929

6 жыл бұрын

But it was hilarious so it's fine

Michael couldn't recover from Colin's: "You crossed the wrong guy" lmfao

It's okay Pete, I am mentally ill too lol!

@konnerdent4835

4 жыл бұрын

NOT YOU As long as you’re not fighting doors!

@MsElla415

4 жыл бұрын

Mentally ill is out. We use the term mental health challenges. We arnt sick, we are different and need to learn to support ourselves to overcome our challenges. Being hypersensitive, can be a gift. A manic person who is able to focus that energy is far more productive then a normal person, we just need to know how to focus that energy and prepare for the crash of depression because what goes up will eventually go down. I plan my depression and set boundaries.. if I have 2 days off. I'm gonna spend one in bed only moving to pee, and get food delivered. Next day I'll shower and clean up. Balance is key

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

@@konnerdent4835 hey it may have looked at him crooked

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsElla415 ooo you got them PC terms for having a battered skull and full on intangible health issues... wooooooooooooo... its not trendy to be dealing with traumatic sickness. And really not cool telling folk about what cam and cant be called what can and cant be what obviously is how it ism... k? Pardon my arguie tone, as someone who has fam and is a folk dealin with MHI (mental health issues/ volumes/backlogs/ family lines of Problems and the like) it's real easy to get worked up about and forgetful that everyone got their battles and we are not against each other, tho it seems that way at times. Theres this concept shared by Chris voss former FBI hostage negotiator, who in a ted talk shared some valuable information totally suggesting that you check it out, its about the concept of and follow through with what's been deemed "tactical empathy " weapons grade empathy and its use on the bad/mad/sad and everyone else who needs it. We just gotta know what it is, and what to do... pardon my rant. You seem like a decent person. Pretty screen name too. Is it your real name?

@timothyfloogle

4 жыл бұрын

@@MsElla415 I'd like to amend my previous post... I jumped to conclusions before reading the whole thing you wrote... I beg your pardon. Truly I do... any suggestions how to not jump to conclusions? How can I make it not unokay?

Free boat trip 😂😂😂😂

It's like they always said, sex dolls don't have toe tags Willie! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"...You had us a free boat trip!!!" LMBO Tragic!!!!!

He was like, "My daughter is in the hospital and she has cancer." Then I was like "Would you like to take your pants off ?" I freaking love Pete Davidson 😂😂😂 it's at 3:30 btw check it out it's so funny

"Nailed it!" 😂

Willie and the sex doll aka dead body caught me off guard and I choked🤣🤣😂. Another great 1 to the writer.

I like how Collin, and Michael react to their comments 😂

Oh crap right from the first joke you got me... so true! Also right after the Jesus joke when Michael was laughing too much to continue was super pure. I don't say this often, but you guys rock!

kenan is so funny

@tejaswoman

6 жыл бұрын

indyjoe6 - Whatever drugs you are on, get help.

@shirleyrombough8173

3 жыл бұрын

He was so adorable on "The Californians." One of the best SNL skits.

Kenan, Pete, Michael and Colin. These guys are the best, so much fun. They work so well together.

"Nailed it!" was timed just perfectly. Nice!

The funniest part about Weekend Update is seeing Jost and Che's reactions to each others jokes.

KENAN THOMPSON IS HILARIOUS AND THE BEST TOO!!!♥️♥️

1:06 what a THROWBACK. our dams are full now.

YOU HAD US AT FREE BOAT TRIP

Thanks for bringing some laughter to a chaotic time

*NAILED IT!!!*

nailed it!

Bruh the puppy bowl got me tho😂😂😂😂😂

"You crossed the wrong guy" and he receives that response? What's up with the audience? That was gold.

Instead of leaving a million political comments on the video, leave them all in response to this comment. I’ll take the bullet.

@culodesobra

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Hogan statutory rape is a conspiracy

@kevins5600

6 жыл бұрын

Some heroes don't wear capes

@a.wiggins9154

6 жыл бұрын

Trump is actually good for the US moving forward because it will force huge portions of both the Far Right and Far Left to be more willing to compromise on "okay" candidates and "okay" policies in the future

@brandih4567

6 жыл бұрын

North America looks like a dragon

@christianburroughs4805

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Hogan Podesta is Chester Benefield's father

Willie had me at "free boat trip!" Everyone (including Che) groaned. But it's happening. Can't act like it's not.

“Nailed it” I’m dead